The Shiori Novella - Chapter 2, Page 45

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And God said, “Let there be Shiori,” and there was Shiori.
-Genesis 1:3

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there was an anon this morning who was depressed about difficulties following through and achieving goals, the one i can remember being japanese reps. i don't know if he'll see this, but i was thinking of a few actionable things that i think can help anyone, and that aren't just regurgitation medhealth article shit. mostly brainfog alleviating stuff.

1. don't buy into the carbs bad meme, just limit sugar intake. honey is probably the best source of sugar, but it doesn't really matter, just realize that 400 calories of sugar is crazy and as a society we eat things like that all the time.

2. by extension, rather than having any specific attitude toward macro good macro bad, i think a good rule of thumb is that at any given meal just try to avoid having too much of all three macros, proteins carbs and fats. that's what makes you sleepy and lethargic. people never really talk about it, but proteins are the hardest macros to digest. since most people just think in terms of 'protein good', when they try to intuitively link their diet to their energy levels, they never even consider it as a contributor. my rule of thumb is that eat lots of all three macros at a meal, and it'll make you want to take a nap. i mean that's fine before bed obviously if you want to have a big dinner.

3. go get fifteen minutes of sun and walking a day, trying to get it as close to sunrise as possible. i literally work through the night but i still take a walk at dawn. and if you're the type that wakes up late, don't give up just because it's noon. go outside and walk.

that's self care stuff to lessen lethargy. as for productivity.

4. organization will set you free. how you set yourself free is something you have to personally figure out. the thing most people don't realize is that you're never going to stick to some tech solution like GTD (getting things done) unless the software is an extension of how you're already internally processing task management. if you are still at the pea brain self direction stage which, don't worry, i was there for an entire goddamn decade, then sometimes it is honestly just better to have a single wordpad document that you write shit in or even a literal physical notebook. a friend of mine recently received their doctorate in quantum chemistry, and they got all the way through their entire schooling just using one physical notebook at a time. i would at least recommend something on the cloud so you don't lose stuff and can access it with your phone, but i notice people trying to get on virtuous cycles who download like thirty apps at once to self manage which is counterproductive.

5. that said, you do eventually want to work up to figuring out your second brain of choice. for a lot of people that usually stops at to do list. that's fine. some people are religious GTDs, and want to use proprietary GTD software, which works pretty well. lots of my friends much more technically competent than me use shit like emacs or vim. personally, i use obsidian, and that single program with the help of community plugins takes care of all my second brain needs.

for me, it really was a decade long battle with actually getting myself to properly use external self organization. the reason why people have a hard time is because when they overreach with tech or methods that don't particularly reflect how they cognitively self organize, these things just become impediments and chores and things you have to do, rather than reliefs that take weight off of your brain. but i do think when it comes to achieving long term goals, one way or another, you have to learn long term management, and most people in the world are gonna need external self organization to do that.

i have a more specific technique i use involving pomodoros but i feel like i'm already getting too autistic.

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>>55032707
Sudden very weird desire to hear Shiori read a passage from the bible.
Or maybe because I just woke up I wanna see Shiori as a nun.
Artists? Oh artists? Nun Shiorin onegai

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Who else here didn't have an oshi before?
Feels good not having to drop anyone desu

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Reminder that Shiori is always watching (you). No matter where you are.

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I'm not reading that, nigger.

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>>55032707
>>55032772
weird OP but ok

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Hello fellow Novelites,

some anons have expressed to wanting to participate in a book club. Looking at the first poll about where we would congregate and also some very good arguments from one anon, I would suggest we use the anchorpost system on our monthly exchanges (first of each month, when we flip the chapter and keep it going for up to a week, since threads are going rather fast right now).

https://poal.me/fdvd3k
This is the final and complete poll. Please vote responsibly and if possible, share the link during EU night times because I desperately need sleep
Polling will conclude in 14 hours (I substracted 2 hours too many on the first reminder.

Another anon had suggested to have the book club be a two-parter. One short story or light reading text and one actual book, so people can choose what they feel more comfortable with, while more avid readers can just do both.
We can try this one at first, picking the highest voted book and short story/text.

Please treat this post as an anchor and reply with your recommendations, criticisms or questions.

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>>55032992
as a completely secular person, quite a few books from the bible are actually excellent mythical literature. of course this is a statement that makes absolutely every 'side' angry, and if i ever suggested it as reading i would just look like a christfag, but genesis, job, judges, kings, and specifically the gospel of mark are all ones i remember finding really interesting

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>>55033020
My kamioshi is a jp indie.
Shiori is my first and only holo oshi so far. Checked the rest of en and I don't click with them.

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based high wordcount general

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>>55033020
i've never considered one vtuber my oshi, let alone kamioshi. i follow those who interest me and i then engage in their /vt/ communities. i only talk about vtuberes here, and i like it more because of anonimity

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1406 Shiorin!!!

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>>55033020
My kamioshi was Pikamee. And she was more of a bestfriend/daughter experience streamer for me.
Henya never felt right to me.

Ina was my second but she never clicked like Shiori did. This is the first time where I actually feel the GFE.

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>>55033020
I kinda had one, but I have been oshi free since quite a while

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>>55033020
I'll never drop my oshi, shiori cute though

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I want to punch Shiori

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>>55032772
I think onesies look stupid!

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>>55033020
My oshi graduated years ago. I wouldn't call Shiori that yet though.

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>>55033396
Please don't punch my oshi...

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>>55033020
>been watching since JP gen 1
I’ve never had a true oshi, but Kanata was the closest thing to being one since her debut. Shiori became my first true oshi as soon as her debut kicked off though and I’m so glad her style of streaming clicks with me too.

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>>55033396
BE NICE TO HER, YOU FAGGOT

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>>55033503
>>55033570
but really, would she cry if you punched her?

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>>55033182
hello jp indie guy

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I miss goth girls, where did they go? Once I got to a certain age they were all gone.

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>>55033613
she will not cry by your weak punch, but because she is disappointed

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>>55033654
they cut their black hair off

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>>55033616
Hello, I am also australian fiance haver anon.[/spoiler,]
Enjoy your day. I go prepare for work.

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>>55033173
Genesis is kinda boring. All those pages of genealogy were a nightmare to read through.

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>>55033761 (me)
You can tell I'm still sleepy and retarded.

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>>55033654
they grew up, entered the workforce, and regulations alienated them into being like other women

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How many 30+ ojisans do we have? I think I've seen at least 2 besides me.

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>>55033654
Most of them grew out of that phase.
The rest are either happily married, total shut-ins who post on twitter, or are pronoun police fucks.

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>>55033880
Yes hello good morning to you 30+ oji-anon

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>>55033880
Can't imagine making it past 27

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>>55033880
29

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>just went on a 1 hour walk/jog because of her comments about exercise yesterday

I'd like to claim I'm not easily influenced by cute anime girls on youtube who'll never talk to me, but I don't think I can anymore.

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>>55033893
my autistic fiance basically started as quirky goth chick who had to stop and grow out of it for uni.
Never got to date her during quirky goth chick phase though.
>>55034040
Even if you were influenced, at least it was for a good reason that benefitted you. Good job anon.

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>>55033880
Don't remind me.

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>>55034178
I'm not believing a word you say until she dresses up as Shiori and you post it here.

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>>55034178
You always bring up your fiance in this thread it's going to get to a point that people are going to start writing cuck fanfiction of her out of spite.

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>Shiorin will grow out of her goth phase and become trad wife material like Fauna

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How is her Japanese?

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>>55033880
Here Here anon, it feels worse everyday.

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Shiori is in this thread. Reading your comments. RIGHT NOW.

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>>55032772
shiori cute
also where is this kayfabe going, is she not human herself or is she just being a chuuni dork?

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>>55034304
Hi Shiori :)

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>>55033880
At least me

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>>55032707
Im telling you guys right now you dont want blackedfags on the board, they are pony tier and will bring that shit i lnto everything. They will spam every thread with blacked related stuff and then ask "what am i doing? Its not blacked you are seeing things". Most annoying fuckers around.

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>>55034282
Mid at best. Her pronunciation for some stuff is there, but she doesn’t refer to EN as senpai. If you really want conclusive proof, look at how she pronounces Pekora.

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>>55032951
>don't buy into the carbs bad meme, just limit sugar intake
That's most of my meals. I made oatmeal cookies the other day and had them for dinner, then again for lunch the next day, and just now I finished making some burgers and finished the last dozen cookies with it. I want to lose weight but don't know how to do it without sacrificing all my energy. I tried eating a bowl of rice for dinner a few days ago and the next morning at work I was dead on my feet three hours in and ended up gorging on snacks in the break room. I have a constant need for sugar.

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>>55034340
Shiori is an archiver

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>>55033067
wow this general really hates castro

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>>55034340
She is human. Just a human who went crazy from forbidden knowledge. Her lore is straight up limbus company stuff with the sectors.

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>>55033880
I'm almost a 40yo virgin.

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>>55034272
Nyo.
>>55034273
If you wanna have fun with that, go ahead, here I'll even give you a headstart.
>oh no bros she's watching kanae, a male vtuber, iM bEiNg CuCkEd.
Enjoy.

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Bros I have never fallen for a chuuba as hard as Shiori, but I think I'm going to have to skip her stream tonight. I think it might honestly ruin my life If I keep supporting her. I've always been into vtubers, and it's something my fiance has known about me since we started dating. She thinks it's strange, but she's also a huge weeb so she gets the appeal. Last night, she screamed at me for spending too much time on my phone and listening to shiori. I've been following her obsessively since she debuted, and apparently it's making my fiance really jealous. As much as I love shiorin, my real life relationship has to come first, and I don't think I can do both emotionally. Sorry bros. Bye.
I wish this was a work of fiction

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>>55034276
extremely based

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You are going to walk 10,000 steps daily for Shiori, right?

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shiori is tooo fucking perfect. i love her

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How to get Shiorin gf?

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>>55034459
you know, i relate to that pretty strongly because i genuinely could not function without soda in my life. and honestly i still kind of can't, but i found the clear american brand at walmart which hits ninety five percent of the spot for me. obviously this won't work for you, but it is worth seeing how much of it is a literal need for sugar that suggests taking a serious examination of your health and why that is vs. something psychological like just needing that fizz and sugary feeling.

if nothing else, i don't know shit about cooking, but honey is actually good for you instead of actively bad for you. idk if you can somehow switch to honey cookies or if that's prohibitively expensive. make sure you get raw honey when you buy it.

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I miss shiorin...

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How do you not fall for a girl like that

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>>55034711
Same, and I generated that image kek.

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>>55034749
make her cosplay.

problem solved

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>>55034868
Anime cons

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>>55034749
As the other fiance haver ITT.
Is she not into her own interests? It is kinda lame, but understandable if she's jealous.
Mine literally watches male vtubers which is why I never get shit for watching Tenri or Shiori.
Of course you also said obsessively so maybe try dialing it back a bit for your lover?

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>>55034749
Matane, Anonchan

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>>55034805
I ain't counting that shit

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>no novelties cares for gintama interest

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>>55034868
Unironic answer?
Get into games like Genshin and Honkai.
Join discord servers of those games.
Go to cons of those games.

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>>55034868
Metal festivals/abandoned buildings
also mental wards for the spicy ones

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>>55034968
I want her to do a watch along like Nene did

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>>55034968
Shiori if you're in this thread don't look.
Gintama is mid as fuck dude. She'd have to literally marry my ass if I'd ever think of watching that.

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Why the fuck is there a lot of fiancé haver itt?

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What is this feeling... she's made me want to read and exercise...

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>>55033817
it gets a little bit more interesting if you pick up a book on documentary theory (jepd stuff). i know that nowadays it's controversial, but it's not that it's wholly untrue but just that the paradigm is flawed. but the fact that nothing has arrived to supplant it means that it's still the paradigm worth studying. documentary theory is basically an analysis of the pentateuch which uses linguist magic to try and determine the different redactions of the pentateuch over its many years. it's like reading the bible except you see the 'mark corrections' and 'comments' like in microsoft word. very interesting stuff, like isaac in the original version of the story actually being sacrificed.

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>>55035134
There's like 2 or 3, which is still a lot as per /vt/ standards.

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Here you go, you fags. My fiance dressed up as Shiori

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>>55035049
Do hags even play those games or go to the cons? Seems like a waste of time. Shiori is a proto-hag and she doesn’t seem like she leaves the house much.

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>>55034868
walk 10.000 steps, eat with flail or something similiar, have a shota voice, eye liner, spiky choker, be nerd, drink your own blood (hard mode)

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>>55034968
I think Gintama sucks!

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I love my goth GF Shiori!

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>>55034968
tried to watch it, was pretty boring

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>>55035134
I don't know but I'd like to think it's because she filtered her audience with that collab comment and left people who wanna take the risk or people who don't care like fiance havers or just people with lovers.

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>>55034869
>the clear american brand at walmart
Lmao, I buy those all the time. My favorite flavor was cotton candy but I'm not sure if they stopped making it or what.

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>>55033880
Me, guess my oshi!

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>>55035237
one other example would be sayu

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Fuck I had miss both my Oshii playing Kusa 3-D Papers please and my new hot goth g/fs stream due to real friend needing help with actual serious life shit. its like im glad his diabetic ass is alive and I know IRL shit matters more but FUCK it still eats away at me when my life has revolved around Hololive for 3 years

I can watch the VODyeah but I wanted to ask how it was for all the Novelites here first because the feeling of being there live is important to me

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>>55034842
hello mr. gosling, I really enjoyed your performance in the recent Barbie movie, very based

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>>55035236
Please don’t post my wife in here thanks

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>>55035237
Yes. Cons is a stretch for hags you'll likely find younger girls between 20-26.
But can confirm you're going to find hags that go after husbando chars.
Best way to get them is to also be a husbando chaser or a waifu chaser that girls either relate to or lust for. (cool princely girls or just kuudere)

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>>55035258
She inspired me to better myself so I can get with someone like her in the future. I'm not brainrotted enough to believe I actually have a chance with her, so the next best thing is make myself attractive for people like her.

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>>55034955
She's extremely jealous by nature, and has been cheated on before by former boyfriends. To be honest I only think she tolerated me watching chuubas cause I never went to streams. I only watched clips and vods before shiori. I suppose I could go back to that but it's not the same...

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>>55035407
i try my best

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>>55033026
qrd?

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>>55035134
she filters zoomers and incels hard, so the general populace is slightly older and slightly more sane than the avg /vt/ user. It only makes sense that the chance of having a fiancé goes up exponentially as in the very least an age group goes up

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>>55035460
That's the spirit anon. An oshi that's worth it will always encourage you to be at your best you can possibly be so I'm sure you'll do Shiorin proud. Even if she'll larp that she's jealous.

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>>55035460
This but also unironically. I always rejected girls in the past cause I didn't know they could be like this desu.

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Can someone explain why Shiori became EN's ryonabait?

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>>55035186
>Isaac being sacrificed
How do they explain the Jews if their patriarch graduated?

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>>55035627
Thick eyeliner smears.

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>>55035627
Sora should teach Shiori a lesson or two (with her fists).

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>>55035523
holy kek

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>>55035627
i think she would look cute crying

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>>55035627
says she cries easily

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>>55035491
Never drop something you love for a woman anon. Unless she’s your absolute dream girl (like Shiorin). I would leave my gf in a heartbeat if she told me to stop watching chuubas or to stop playing vidya/shitposting on 4chan. Don’t get whipped.

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>>55035460
This is probably the most healthy thing that can happen from this hobby, good luck on your journey

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>>55035491
Is it a hard do or die for her? No way to convince her at all? Or even to just watch together? (I sometimes watch Kanae with her to make her happy)
If it's a hard no then that's truly unfortunate but I'd say even Shiori herself wouldn't want you to upset your fiance for her.

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>>55034465
>>55034708
Chuuni dork it is.

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>>55035627
The model said to us "Crazy yandere girl" which lends itself to stab happy yandere but also leads to the "Choke me harder daddy I like it" pics with the mascara running

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>>55035353
>IRL shit matters more
i dropped all my friends and at least 75% of the reason for it was i would rather watch vtubers and anime all day and i was tired of being around normalfags that i had less in common with by the day

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>>55035852
based vtuber enjoyer

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>>55032707
seeing the vod now and wow is it weird i am so fascinated in her existence

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>>55035763
She's absolutely my dream girl. A lot like Shiori, really. I won't be leaving her. To be honest I understand the jealousy. It's a new behaviour from me, I've never been gachi for a chuuba, and in my heart it does feel like cheating.

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>>55035523
simply lovely interaction

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>>55035763
Anon, fiance implies that is his dream girl

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>>55036024
youd be fucking shocked

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>>55036065
Many such cases and it always ends so sadly

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>>55035852
What I mean is I can watch a VOD and its less of a pain than planning a funeral.Not to mention if I can kick a friend down the rabbit hole because I kept him alive thats a pretty big win as far as im concerned

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>>55035091
>abandoned buildings
>tfw no urban exploration date stream with Shiorin

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>>55036065
This. Even though it's more likely with boomer shits who were told their whole life they needed a partner to be happy and ended up hating them. It can happen to anyone.

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>>55034805
Walking is like 70% of my job so 10k would be a very light day.

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>>55036024
Some retards marry the first girl they lay because they think that sex implies love. Not saying that’s anon’s case, but that’s why I don’t assume fiancé = dream girl.

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>>55034749
>>55035763
anon don't listen to retards. don't drop a literal goddamn fiance for a chuuba whose draw is a fiance experience. you have what everyone in this thread wishes they had. don't ruin it for something retarded like this. it's not some judgment on the hobby to realize that a. there is some friction between a real relationship and chuubas and that b. some girls will have boundary issues with it.

you paying more attention and obsessing with the chuuba more than your fiance is somewhat equivalent to when boyfriends have a hard time with girl's instagram behavior. these are basic boundary issues, and your fiance has more than reasonable legs to stand on, especially if you admit yourself that you've gotten obsessed and fallen for the chuuba.

i have no idea how great your relationship is, but please don't ruin it for a chuuba.

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what do you guys think about using Jake Gyllenhaal instead of Ryan Gosling to express ourselves? I find the idea of Shiori being dark Ame intriguing plus having a wholesome rivalry with teamates would be funny

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>>55035966
>it does feel like cheating
At first I thought this too whenever I listened to something from another girl. Be it streams, podcasts or even music (Since I listened to vidya music beforehand)
I sat down and talked with my fiance and she told me it was fine as long as she gets to watch male vtubers in exchange (she also felt like it was cheating and restricted herself from watching beforehand)
Now you have me watching shiorin (and tenri) and her watching kanae and even Axel that I sometimes watch with her.

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Shiori's husbandos list made me think that if I was a male vtuber I'd love it if fans drew ship art of me and anime/vidya girls I like

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>>55036280
goslingposting has long grown out of only ame

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Would Shiori do a yandere roleplay?

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>>55036024
Literally if the ugliest most horrible hoe in the neighborhood grabbed me and said we were getting married in a week I would probably go along with it to avoid making things awkward desu. Similar things have happened before

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>>55035460
>>55035598
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>>55035803
Fashion advice for someone looking to attract a Shiori gf?

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>>55036204
>Hey bro remember how I saved your life that one time? I need you to go donate $100 to this cute goth girl for me.

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>>55036280
The Donnie Darko theater Shiorin was top tier, I like this idea

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>>55036255
Pheromones are helluva drug

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>>55036065
>>55036218
>>55036255
Alright fair enough, for both him and i we can effectively call our fiance the dream girl but that is fair.

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>>55036218
Boomers problem was they tended to settle just with the person they found first out of high school and stayed with out of obligation because of how quickly they plopped out kids. Now I dont think the inverse of today is better its just that the answer is proabbly somewhere in the middle. Date around find someone you can stand and raise kids in your late 20s

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None of you faggots soundposted anything from last stream, incredible but not surprising since we don't even have a name yet

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>>55035813
It's probably gonna have to be that way, see you guys in the vods.

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>>55036263
I second this

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>>55036363
Dye your hair oreo

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>>55036280
fine, fair enough

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>>55035258
>the collab comment filtered GFE enjoyers in lieu of fiance/gf havers
>so she could then act like your hot goth gf
Please consider logic

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Yoy wouldn't let Shiori give you a lap pillow as she feeds you bugs like she would with grapes.

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>>55036363
Surprisingly most alt girls end up with extremely basic boyfriends for some reason

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>>55036475
We have multiple names, it is up to the baker to decide which to use. Welcome to the Shiori Novella Experience, shiggers need not apply.

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>>55036280
Donnie Darko watchalong then we can make the switch

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>>55036372
Honestly the "This is Yagoos home for sad girls" story has done more to kick normies ive encountered down the rabbit hole than anything.

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>>55036475
I don't know how to make soundposts.

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>>55036363
I can promise you an autistic girl could care less about your fashion sense.
If you wanna impress her on first sight, go do a cosplay since you're attending a con anyway most likely.
If you wanna feel better about yourself just wear what you think is appropriate for the situation.
Right now I'm literally in jogging pants, and a shirt that has a band on it.

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>>55035237
As far as I can tell there aren't many english language hags that like otaku things. There are a few old crusty fujos that will maybe talk about old shoujo shows or otome games but even those are pretty rare and a lot of their enthusiasm is super niche or in the rearview. I remember when anime was relatively popular in my youth, most of them dropped that shit and moved on to harry potter, YA, and cape shit when I hit my 20s, anime and manga were just a fad to them.

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>>55036263
I completely agree with you anon. It'll be vods and clips only for me from now on.

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>>55036627
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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>>55036475
ok, feed me timestamps and i'll make soundposts. most of the time i'm watching streams i am playing games, son cant create notes at to make timestamps

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>>55036363
I know this isn't great advice, but I get female friends or my friends girlfriends to go clothes shopping with me and that's made a huge difference. Then once you get calibration from that you should be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036531
Oh I didn't mean to attach that image, embarassing

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is GFE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036531
My wife loves Gura and I dont begrudge her making Vesper her Oshii since hes just like me frfr. I just dont wanna tell her Shiori reminds me of a my high school sweetheart that was a rich girl slumming it and probably abandoned the goth look once she hit college

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036762
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036762
She's GFE to self-improvement pipeline so you can get yourself a Shiori girlfriend just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036531
Anon I have a laugh everytime she plays it up, fiance-chama heard it once yesterday with the mwah and then said followed it up with "Damn, she knows what she's up to" then went to go focus on her art drawing.
I also did say that risk takers are gonna risk take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036627
BASED
ive never even downloaded the soundpost extension and ive been on this website far longer than it has existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036627
Upload the audio to catbox and copy the link and paste it to picture's name the same way other anons make soundposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036475
There was some soundposts made after the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036735
I've been genuinely contemplating asking my best friends fiance to give me fashion advise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036523
heh, nice edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036762
She is Wife Experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036932
So I make a webm, then I upload it to catmoe, then post the same webm here with the link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036963
If your on good terms with them they would probably love to help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037048
Cute and retarded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037053
She has gone on record many times to say that I'm her favorite of his friends, so I know for a fact she would be willing to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036475

[Anonymous No.]

Is it only me or does Shiori tries to emulate Jerma? Like she changes her voice the same he does or the tea break thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037095
Im doing the bits on premiere, but I cant upload 100x 2seconds clips to youtube, thats even more retardier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037149
God I love her

[Anonymous No.]

*ahem*
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036280
>Jake Gyllenhaal Instead of Ryan Gosling
I do agree this anon is onto something and this sounds like a fun Idea If more anons get on it as well I might as well join them.

[Anonymous No.]

I grew up on nothing, spent all my time doing nothing, learned nothing, now I'm the loudest, most conceited cocksucker backed by nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037243
But there is a problem. He isn't as popular as Gosling so it will be harder to find good quality pics/gifs

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037048
The player have a tool to make soundposts, you only need the video/image and the soundfile that can be any format really and the plugin does the rest.
There is a webm that explains more easily to make one but I don't have it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037219
it's not too late anon. join /shig/(self help improvement general-to-attract-shiori-gf)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036386
>>55036610
>nightcrawler watchalong with shiori
this would be really kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037219
You're right my bad. Im really looking forward to the stream tonight, wonder if it will be lower intensity than the first two. I don't know if I can handle manic every stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037424
You must be joking, he’s still plenty popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036475

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037486
oh, sorry for my retardness

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037219
This place is going to cycle through multiple phases each of a different board theme. Today's theme is /soc/, yesterdays was /fit/ and /lit/, day before it was /mu/. This place is going to turn into a loopy hellride. Just like her :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037486
that anon is right. its a bit harder to find good quality pics or gifs of him for this to really work but.. who knows anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the catalog filled with Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036475
yeah the humiliation one was hot
>shiorin will never dissect your pathetic small stinger

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037455
It's going to be a zatsudan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037564
Success breeds jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037532
This kind of vibe reminds me of the split of a certain retired chuuba desu

[Anonymous No.]

why does shiori have fangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037564
Parasites feel called out after her last stream. Flatworms, especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55034276
>>55034783
imagine if her alt outfit is her removing the white from her hair and got rid of the goth outfit for this
as a trade wife also give her big round glasses

[Anonymous No.]

Rank the Death Grips albums, go

[Anonymous No.]

She's reading them Hit Man by Rex Feral.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want you
>All tattooed
>I want you bad
>Complete me
>Mistreat me
>I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

>If only you could read my mind
>You'd know that I've been waiting
>For so long
>For someone just like you
>With an attitude, I'm waiting
>So come on

>I want you
>All tattooed
>I want you bad
>Complicated
>X-Rated
>I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7426RDqdLg

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037555
nta but I'll cook some images tomorrow!
I don't know what to use as representation of us. The nyakuza? The black blob thing? [/spoiler ]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037564
It's currently not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037555
Just edit Shiorin into some Tron Legacy screenshots/posters, and we’ll have shitposting fuel for at least a couple months

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
No Love/Exmil
Money Store
TPTB
Bottomless Pit
Govt Plates

What would Shiori think if she was shown Death Grips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037886
What is she looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037886
>>55037426
Thanks! I think I got it, I just have to add the video parts now

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1686441089987727367
Is this what she meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
Money Store >>>>>>>>>>> Everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038017
They look like men. Fucking lol.
So much yuri art just has the girls look like men with wigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037634
So she can bite you~

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I'm scared that no one's gonna join her open VC stream tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038017
Yes, with strap or futa if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the correct format for the soundpost filename?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55036475
I made the Oh one, and the name chosen was to not have a // name it's perfect as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038017
shiori x raven is pretty much kronmei lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
i've only ever listened to the exmilitary mixtape so i can't, but that was pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038096
I'm worried that Mori or Kronii will join

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038096
I think she won't give a shit. She's too autistic to care and will be sperging out to chat about books anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038096
Don't worry, anon. I'm already working on a contingency plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038173
I thought it was Advent only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037840
I would recommend prince of Persia sruff too but sadly he is not a literally me character in that movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038173
do they have multigen collab permissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038173
I think only gen mates can join

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038173
Aren't they collab restricted for the first two weeks always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
Money Store
NLDP
Everything else
Honorable mention to Fashion week, I kinda like it even when everyone hates it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037890
I think she would like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
Listened to Money Store once when I was really sick, and I ended up throwing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038284
>mfw she is on my area

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038308
that's how you know it's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038076
>w<

[Anonymous No.]

What game do you guys think will be her first solo gaming stream? How long until that happens?

[Anonymous No.]

since yesterday revealed quite a few people in this split are /fit/, has anyone here ever done overcoming gravity or advanced calisthenics in general? when i was in college i tried some of this stuff but could never get past a tuck frog stand. to my surprise, even though i'm about twenty pounds heavier than i was in college, i realized i could sustain an actual tuck planche for about ten seconds. so i was seriously considering giving it a shot. still can't v sit at all though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
Definitely a farming sim game or something she can play while relaxing.
2nd or 3rd week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
Does Cover have permissions for the A Wonderful Life remake that just came out? If so, I can totally see her playing that as a first game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038610
I wonder if she'd get into Harvestella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038152
People keep saying this but I don't see it, their personalities are very different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
I want to force this cutie to play Factorio.

[Anonymous No.]

How SOVL will her singing be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
I'm putting money on Dragon Quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55033880
31

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038654
Probably, but Square Enix is notoriously anal about game permissions. The JPs can stream most of their stuff, but the only things the EN branch have ever been aloud to touch are NieR Automata and FFXIV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038743
SHIORIN PLEASE PLAY DRAGON QUEST TREASURES IT HAS SHOTA ERIK IN IT EVEN IF IT'S NOT THAT GREAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
From the streams so far, it'll be some artsy game. Likely a horror game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55033880
just hit the dirty 30 4 months ago, good to see we aren't alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038661
probably just that both kronii and nerissa are kayfabe doms, but kronii is a total pushover, and nerissa is a nice girl so she seems like one, while both mumei and shiori are rambleautists. that said apparently nerissa just casually kabedons the girls so i don't think she's actually that timid. i'm pretty sure shiori thinking she can top nerissa is all in her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038867
Shiori has confirmed twice that Nerissa is a bottom.
Poor..whatever her fanbase name was. No dommy mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038985 (me)
>>55038867
And Nerissa has went with it too

[Anonymous No.]

soul eater was goo

[Anonymous No.]

we should have all the faggots who post bait stuff about shiori all day executed honestly

they're giving a bad sight of my wife to other people, she deserves a better reputation

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038985
I don't remember any other fanbase name aside from Pebbles either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
she said in the crunchyroll interview that she wants to stream narration heavy games. Is there any sherlock holmes game that cover has perm to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039076
>Baukey
Does she really say that? I thought they both said baubau, but maybe that's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
Lobotomy corporation

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039085
They're literally gatekeeping dramafags from us for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
Baldur's Gate 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039076
i watched the entirety of it on the clock with a coworker, good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
SIMS 3, With Mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039085
If it's in the catalog and people take it seriously they are beyond help. No better than redditors

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039225
gee shiori why are you specifically playing a male druid

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039103
Disco Elysium hopefully...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038462
First time I hear about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039103
Sherlock Holmes Nemesis. all i know about it is creepy Watson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55037732
I only know that one song with the /k/ edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038173
Kronii is the rizz king, I will happily have her on for any collab. Calli has negative rizz, only loved by ESL JP who think she's cool and not cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she keep referring to us as humans as if she isn't one herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She's still trying to establish her lore I think it's endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She's a demon of some kind ccording to lore. Or something like that. All of advent are not human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
Forbidden knowledge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She's larping hard as a chuuni and it's CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She is like the Watchers from Nier
not human

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038985
>>55039052
Don't worry. I'm pretty sure jailbirds are quite happy with their oshi. In fact this entire gen seems to have made a lot of happy campers. It's a total trip just how much of a powerhouse this gen is. It's like Christmas, except last year we got coal, so Santa felt bad and upgraded all the presents

>amazing EN Vsinger with black haired deeper voice and huge tits sex model
>uuuuuuuuuuohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>travelers finally get to go home to two cute puppies, meme magic twins of destiny
>the perfect fucking gfe autist dork unhinged retard cutie

if you time traveled to two months ago and made a thread about what advent would be i would've called it a pipe dream. third gen hololive really is magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She's not human, she's a full-blooded chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I had a 3d body so I can bend over in front of everybody
What did shiorin mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
She's clearly larping as a Ghoul. She even does the whole cannibalism schtick but no one seems to catch on to that and Kaneki Ken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039793
Im really glad that gura killed omegatroon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039863
Heh that actually makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

Post music you would introduce to Shiori!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqosaLC-B7Y&pp=ygUJa2luZyBkdWRl

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039863
...man this autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039793
I'm so happy for hololive enjoyers and I wasn't even one until Shiori.
All that waiting has been rewarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039718
Oh I didn't know she and Nerissa weren't human. Bijou, I guess I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

We're not fixing her...she's fixing us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039863
what a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qerJpuEin2c

[Anonymous No.]

what's up novelites

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039857
Yeah all for (me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30IDRvFnveE

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up I hope I didn't miss anything
I trust my girlfriend th she wouldn't do anything without telling me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039990
Nerissa is larped as the demon of sound.
Shiori I don't remember what it is exactly. But probably ghoul like the other anon said or succubus
bijou is gem and twins are demon dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039857
She wants everyone to look at her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://youtu.be/Nfql0PyA8D0

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040010
VSnares, good fucking taste bro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h3i6ZBxOOs&ab_channel=PhantomAudio83
I wonder if she'd appreciate the macabre themes of Doll Doll Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqieaQY5hMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040107
Wow didn't expect to find another MOTFD fan here

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039857
Too bad we're gonna have to wait a year for this

[Anonymous No.]

that fucking degenerate faggot from xitter is lurking here btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040190
In Absentia is such a good fucking album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040246
Who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040246
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040277
>>55040289
bvtm

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040246
whomst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040201
I'll have to confess I didn't listen to much Venetian Snares and primarily just like that one album with Speedranch.
As edgy/gay/retarded as it sounds, the clusterfuck chaos fits the state of mind I sometimes enter where I'm vaguely bothered by something and have no idea what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040246
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040316
Again, who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040316
Oh yeah he can die

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://youtu.be/S-vyKkOZ_JY
Memes aside, Young Scrolls is super talented, especially considering how he limits himself to elaborate TES shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040277
>>55040289
>>55040318
>>55040331
https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1686822677091123201?s=19

theres only faggot who keeps cropping /vt/ posts and shitposts shiori on xitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039594
Advent girls are all demons, even the dogs
Not sure about rock girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040264
it's also super goth menhera core. bet you anything this would make her swoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040390
how much wanna bet hes the cuckold projecting retard that keeps spamming the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Posting anything from 4chan for clout is fucking crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://youtu.be/BO-iKVlPz8I

Pov: our song

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040390
Again, let them, who cares, let catalog drool over itself when the baits posted.
Just report and ignore here. You guys were doing it well earlier, don't stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040390
It's a public board, anon. At any point anyone could laugh at your post on Twitter, YouTube, Facebook or Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
https://youtu.be/vcAp4nmTZCA
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw
https://youtu.be/pUD6OQxDoAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040316
Let's kill him

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039948
The sound, the chameleons, early the cure, joy division

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040562
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040458
it's a group of people, whenever there's new bait they come here to shitpost for a couple of minutes before fucking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039863
She'd have a black sclera eye if she was going for a ghoul thing

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Shiorin to do ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040562
t.glownigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040395
100% Dude, Blackest Eyes is straight up fucking Shiori-core for sure.

>A walk in the woods and I will Try
>Something under the trees that made you cry
>It's so erotic when your makeup runs.

>I got wiring loose inside my head
>I got books that I never ever read
>I got secrets in my garden shed
>I got a scar where all my urges bled
>I got people underneath my bed
>I got a place where all my dreams are dead
>SWIM WITH ME IN TO YOUR BLACKEST EYES

She would fucking love Porcupine Tree if she doesn't already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpeip2B8l2E&ab_channel=PorcupineTree-Topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040547
based drainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040662
I figured it would be obvious but it's not actually possible to kill someone through the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>55034276
>tradwife
>vegan

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040390
Daily reminder any nigger who lurks 4chan is racist
Break containment at your own risk but twitterfags shouldn't be proud to post here they could get cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

mm ice cream so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040562
this has to be the most low effort bait post from any FBI agents i have seen yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040614
Her lore mentions having black hair to start so she has half the Kaneki thing going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040677
Welp, time to listen to their discography for the hundredth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040740
anon... a 4chan thread isn't a real, physical place. You can't kill people on here. So it's obviously just an expression of disdain

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040707
Sadly, you hace to be careful to write jokes like that in this gay glowie world

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040807
speech inciting violence is literally illegal you glow ass nigga

[Anonymous No.]

So are there some fags amongst you guys that are spamming the catalog or is it just the usual discordshitters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040562
>The CIA niggers glow in the dark. You can see them if you're driving. Just run them over

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040807
You forgot what happened n pol recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040850
>>55040881
bvtm's identity isn't disclosed anywhere.... it's literally impossible to take this as a threat

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>55034711
Same. I like to talk to people online but stop there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040874
Discord trannies
They're using Shiori as bait
You think I want /vt/ to hate her even more? Real fans don't use catalog, they come here to talk about her
Never trust catalogniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>55033613
Only if it's consensual

[Anonymous No.]

>jannies not being worthless
nice for a change

[Anonymous No.]

>They do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>55039863
Damn I didn't realize that.
Tokyo Ghoul is honestly more chuuni cringe than even I can handle but that's super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori~n

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040874
i don't want to call you newfag but this happen every time new holoen debut. irys, bae, kiara.. just stop feeding them

[Anonymous No.]

I will never have a GF so Shiori can be my true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041067
I will not buy Shiorim

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040677
tfw i'm listening to heartattack in a layby imagining me dying at a rest stop from a heart attack after shiori and i have an argument. what the fuck is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041067
Where is the soundpost?!

[Anonymous No.]

I want pregnant Shiori fan art so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Shiorin trying to feed you with scissors and accidentally stabbing you with them, then trying to use her mouth to stop the bleeding until EMTs arrive wouldn't that be terrible haha....

[Anonymous No.]

>deleted
Anons, c'mon, if you wanna bite bait, open the catalog, here you just report and ignore.
Again you guys were doing well earlier. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin moderating her own thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041148
Actually kino. Wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55038438
Hope she plays some mystery games.

[Anonymous No.]

I finally caught the end of the stream since I passed out with like, 20 minutes left. She says Honda makes a good husband, when he's a stalker, she seeing stalking as devotion. Novelites may radicalize faster than Saplings

[Anonymous No.]

I will not spend more money on shiori before the week ends. Anyways, you guys got some wishes for some art? I was thinking of getting skeb'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041346
but the saplings are already here, hiding among us

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041346
>Honda
Well, it's an improvement over Gorilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041247

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
Shiori cosplaying KanojoX, scissors included, thats your next commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
baggy t-shirt only Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041346
Let's test that theory.
http://poal.me/udt6k6

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
Nursing handjob onegaishimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
og emo outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041479

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
Shiori holding a cup of coffee in both hands with her sleeves covering most of her hands so only her fingers show and she's smiling at you.
t. coffee addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041615
It's not too late to change your ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041691
I drink it more for the taste than the caffeine. I've reached the point where caffeine does nothing.
A latte with a splash of caramel or vanilla is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>55040965
>>55041081
figured as much but wasn’t sure since there’s some faggots shitting up other threads acting like they genuinely love her. kek’d that I got insta deleted. lucky you guys got a janny that likes shiorin. wish they’d work on the catalog too

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041600
Nice but I mean this type of t-shirt w no pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041793
same

[Anonymous No.]

All of my posts are satire, and in no way, shape, or form reflect my true feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041793
I love the smell of coffee, but any amount of caffeine gives me a panic attack...

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiori's massive goth tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041403
Shiori in a lab coat with her hands in her pockets. A pose of radiant intelligence, possible only for those who spend their lives in research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041943
Half of the catalogs problems with shiori would be solved if jannies did work.
I can probably guess at least 70% of this split doesn't bother to "defend milady's honor" so most of the "pro shiori" threads is just more astroturfing to make anons hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

shiori-n is a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shiori the kind of girl to spit on a Petri dish and find sperm cells under the microscope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>55042153
It's the same old story. Some people are making bank on gift cards I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041943
I do love Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>55041943
Generals will have shit deleted quickly when the active user base is high and the tolerance for shitposts is low. Big bonus points when they don't bite bait.
Jannies just click the delete button when something gets focused down. No one bothers reporting in the catalog because it's pissing in a sea of piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>55042153
Happens every time there is astroturfed drama. Most people recognize it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

have you lifted today? have you read pages of that book that has been sitting at the shelf for months? have you touched that instrument you told yourself you'd learn tomorrow, a year ago?
working people are excused

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>>55042176
i forgot the picture : ( am such an air head

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>>55042319
no i didn't because what's the point

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>>55042319
I took a walk this morning.

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>>55042319
I'm cooking breakfast while discussing random topics on the split of my holo oshi.
Already did my morning exercise routine though, how about you anon?

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>>55042395
>He doesn't seek to better himself in order to become his oshi's ideal man
NGMI anon....

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>>55042319
I work today and I was able to get leg work done and am practicing my Japanese Reading
books are the carrot on the stick for me finishing my anki when I don't feel like it.

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>>55042319
Did 500 push ups I don't go to gym in summer because in the city where I study it is cheaper than in my hometown
Read animal farm for a bit

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>>55042319
I did weights, walked and now I'm going to read. Think the morning is going well.

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>>55042575
Dope. I was the anon who mentioned almost finishing Brave New World in a previous thread. Prior to that I was reading 1984. As cliche as dipshits like to make him, his stuff is genuinely really good.

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>>55042319
Today was pull day and I read e-books instead of working.

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>>55042319
I only read LN trash, is that okay?

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>>55042575
Horse is the king. I always wanted to be the horse. Just work work work. Chickens should hang.

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>>55042723
normalise enjoying cliche stuff!

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>>55042513
I will not be her ideal man and I will enjoy her.

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>>55042825
Yes. Audiobooks are also ok and don't let anyone tell you otherwise because even Shiori does audiobooks.

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Shiori but she has a cool bloody third eye on her forehead

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>>55036280
kek that'd be funny, i support that

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>>55042875
Very very true!!

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>>55042875
"Did I subvert your expectations" is starting to become the new cliche, so I like to see something done completely straight now and again.

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>>55037732
antony fantano gave money store a 10 so it must be the best

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>>55039948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3obrde7_Dw

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>>55043173
shiotony novellano here, hololive's busiest book nerd

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>>55043212
AI YORICK CUTE! CUTE!

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https://files.catbox.moe/75wvuv.jpg

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>>55042723
i'm actually not a big fan of orwell's fiction though i need to reread 1984. i love his essays though. they're pretty much what inspired me to be a writer

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>>55042867
Not a big fan of the horse because he represented the working class of the USSR not a big fan of the USSR working class mentality desu (living in a post soviet country)

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>>55043276
Nice

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When I read 1984 I wanted to be in the Party, getting to scream at people

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>>55043393
>>55043393
whenever you guys wanna

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>>55043452
If you read 1984 and thought you would be safe anywhere in the fucking Party you didn't understand the novel. The real best bet is to be an idiot among the proles.

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>>55043566
well someone has to be the asshole ruler, no?