The Shiori Novella - Side Stories, Page 127

[Anonymous No.]

Your memory feels like home to me.
So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you.

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>>56067087

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: [YouTube] Weekly Schedule Updates (embed)
Debut: [YouTube] [DEBUT STREAM] - A New Chapter Begins! #holoAdvent #ShiorinOnAir (embed)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

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I think

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crap I think i just no-brained the links, whoops

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SHIORI CUTE

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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Thinking...
Shiori...
Again...

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uuuu I miss Shiori

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>>56067087
ANONS!
did you accomplish your goals yesterday?
Eat well?
Sleepy?

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>>56067028
Did she say she was a PC player or a mobile player? I wonder if she's playing right now too.

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>I WILL hold on and stay strong for my dork goth wife!
>I WILL remain faithful and await the day my dork goth wife comes back!
>I WILL continue my workout and reading reps in her absence to keep my mind and body sharp for my dork goth wife's sake!
>I WILL take care of myself by trying to eat better and drink more water for the sake of seeing her smile and hearing her beautiful voice when she returns!
>I WILL NOT stray from these goals I have set for myself!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

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>>56067386
listen up fuckers, take care of yourselves and get your reps done for Shiorin; you've survived one day, now there's just eight more to go

remember what you're suffering for - the inevitable love-bombing when she gets back: https://files.catbox.moe/kq3055.ogg

>>56067504
was a rest day for my reps, but will get back on that /fit/ + /lit/ grind after i wake up, hope you have a productive day anon

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Shiori~n Love!!!

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>>56067504
I did my /fit/ reps. Thinking about getting back into writing practice and anki but burn out is a bitch, need to take is slow.

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>>56067504
>did you accomplish your goals yesterday?
Finished a book I was reading which was the only goal I had on a Sunday so yeah I guess.
>Eat well?
Went to the movies and ended up devouring a whole large bag of popcorn and then wasn't hungry for dinner so no.
>Sleepy?
Surprisingly slept well.

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Good morning bros I slept for 11 hours...

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I was baffled that yuribait as half-assed as takamori worked in 2020, and it turns out that even lower effort shioraven works too. Shippers really don't need much to get into high gear.

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>>56068242

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>>56067134
Good attempt on bake but
>(embed)
I got this wrong the first time too.
Just click 3 dots on top of post and hit copy text then paste into notepad or directly and clean up.
They should copy as links. Can try again using previous page.

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>>56067504
Did my lifts, packed my bags, sitting at the airport now. It's vacationing time. I brought 6 books with me in addition to the of mice and men pdf and rats in the walls.

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Would it be too on the nose if I asked Shiori in a superchat to check out The Culture of Critique?

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>>56068389
neat, you're a lifesaver. thanks, will be sure to try doing this next time i'm baking


Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

List of Literature, Anime, VN's, RPG Maker and Games recommended / mentioned by Shiori:
https://rentry.org/8aukv

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>>56068580
Perfect that time.
Now just gotta remember the subject and a nice quote and you're now a baker.

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>>56068530
>too on the nose
lmao

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>>56068650
thanks for the lesson again!

i love you shiori

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>>56068719
No worries! It helps have another dead hours baker when I'm busy with other stuff.

I love Shiori too

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>>56067852
Lfg!

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I'm going to go into bioengineering, invent advanced DNA editing and lab grown humans, and create a perfect wife

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>>56068970
but Shiori already exists?

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>>56069027
But she isn't mine.

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>>56069053
but she is all of ours?

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>>56069088
I don't want anyone else to be happy. I need you to be miserable.

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>>56068970
>>56069053
robots will be faster, not to mention more legally forgiving, we're already pretty close on the component technologies
plus you cant upload a shiori personality to a cloned/grown human(probably)

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Love and miss my wife Shiorin~

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>>56069140
Sorry but Character AI doesn't do it for me. If I know it's a computer program it's not satisfying.
I need her to have the divine spark.

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shiocute!

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>>56069183
i dont mean put c.ai in a robot, all the modern ones are crap
i mean wait a decade or 2 for good ai. decent ai gfs will happen one day, all the ai and engineering autists are lonely af

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Day 2 of missing shiorin....

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>>56069183
Then just become a god and imbue your robowife with a soul. It's not that hard.

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>>56069183
Don't worry anon, souls don't exist. There will eventually be an AI convincing enough to appear human and that will be enough

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i didnt shower for a week and just noticed how much i smell

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>>56069544
I don't understand how people don't shower daily

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Anons
How will we avoid turning on eachother throughout this drought
Its like being trapped in a cabin under an avalanche

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>>56069611
If you haven't done anything dirty it can be harmful to shower too much, a person with a generally sedentary lifestyle should only shower every couple days

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>>56069530
>souls don't exist
Sadistic thinking

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>>56069334
Anon, you can't make an AI good enough to animate cat girls with realistic lady parts and have it contained within them. Just love your oshi and remember to pray.

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>>56069657
Only the strongest will survive.

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>>56069657
Praying to our lady and savior Shiorin.

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>>56069999
Praise be to Shisus

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>>56069183
For all you know we are just AI, afterall you can only prove your own consciousness. No matter what we say or do that will never prove our consciousness to you.

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>>56070150
It doesn't matter. Belief isn't something you choose. To me, all humans are sentient, it just feels that way even when they are animalistic and dumb as shit.
But to be fair, I do have trust in development of AI, and I definitely could have an AI robot servant that I can fuck. Just not a partner/wife.

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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>>56070059
The goddess Shiorin and her dual aspects of Shi and Ori which represent the Sun and Moon

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>>56070245
She likes rice crispies

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>>56070311
Did she really say this

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>>56070445
I forget which stream but yeah

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Oh great Lady Shiori, may you bless your schizo Novelites to gather the will to survive until the next page.

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my shiori thread just got archived, meaning shiori took it, placed it in her big book shelf and now will forever take great care of it i love her so much thank you shiori

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>>56070245
Shiori~n!

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Pagely reminder that Shiorin is >>56070583
the cutest.

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did she ever get to finish the elevator story?

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>>56070750
Shiorin not even carrying extra pantsu must mean this week isn’t her timing.

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>>56070780
No. It remains a mystery

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>>56070812
Important knowledge if we intend to track her schedule シ

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>>56070933

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Pagely reminder that Shiorin is the cutest. (and that phoneposting was a mistake)

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>>56071072
I'm going to phonepost because I prefer the UI of Kuroba to 4chan's desktop site and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>56071174
Don't worry, I was mostly talking about my own retardation with phoneposting poorly.

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coward editor left out the blacked joke

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>>56070933

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so it's true, I'm the last novelite...

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>>56072477

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>>56071174
I'm posting on PC only if I'm baking, making edits or sound posts. Sadly, I'm not a novelNEET. I wish I were so I could spend the whole day editing Mr Goose. The only minus with Kuroba is that some sound posts are broken.

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Shiori is /here/

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>>56072960
No, she is not.

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>>56072960
Good morning, Shiori.

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how tf did i never hear of her in 5 years of looking for a vtuber to like :( .

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You guys are too cute

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>>56073287
I miss Shiorin saying this…

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EARLY TWITTER ACTIVITY

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So six videos and five shorts? That can't be right. It seems like a ton of content, not for us stream-watchers, but more than enough for the more casual viewers.

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>>56073470
She doesn't have to release all of them during the vacation.

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>https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691083031824531457
You will right, Novelites?

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Rushia of EN

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>>56073439
She's awake right now...

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how do you guys do your bridal carry reps? just find progressively heavier women to carry?

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>>56073886
squats while carrying my particularly fat cat

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No voice tweet... Its Shiover...

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>>56073514
I guess that's a possibility also. Hidden means that they're finished and uploaded, right? I don't get why she would not release a video per day. Six videos would be just in time for her return. Either way, I don't care that much about it; not going to lie. I'm happy she keeps in touch with us during her break. Shiori love.

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>>56073886
You have to do your balance and core reps. Carrying a backpack with 22-34 kg is good too.

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691086467055902720
Advent love!

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>>56073886

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rissa x shiorin is so back
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1691086616662536192

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>>56074374
kys

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I want to impregnate the ravencroft

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>>56074493

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I need to he saved by a manic pixie dream girl

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To those cosplayer anons that lurk around here from time to time, do vtubers often like or enjoy when you interact with someone that cosplays as them?
I wanna bridal carry a Shiorin cosplayer and show her that I've been doing my reps and that could be her

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>>56074736
Novelites look like black titties

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>>56074612
You carrying the cosplayer would probably be the less interesting thing about the pic and Shiori would be more happy about seeing a good cosplay of herself. Also, she'd probably assume the cosplayer is your girlfriend lol.

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>>56074977
Next best option, cosplay one of her husbandos I guess.

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>>56074977
Anon should state it outright. "SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HIRED A CUTE COSPLAYER TO MAKE A COSPLAY OF YOU AND CAN BRIDAL CARRY HER." This is the tweet.

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>>56075132
Cosplay as one of her husbandos, then princess carry a shiori cosplayer. You will guarantee to make shiori cum to your picture.

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Whenever I open this general I always see a quote I really like in the OP.
Is there any source for them?

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>>56074612
Chammers found it amusing when big buff dudes cosplayed her/a Haaton FWIW

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>>56075199
Or seethe with jealous femcel rage.
>IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!! NOT HER DAMMIT!

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>>56075297
I didn't bake this thread but I normally keep where the quote comes from. Can ask if you see a good one on one I've baked and I can give to you.

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>>56075157
you just gave marriage anon an idea and I am not him kek

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>>56075315
>IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!! NOT HER DAMMIT!
>she says as she rubs her bean harder and faster

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>>56075350
I should start writing them down then. In the last threads there is >>56017370 which is really nice.
I really love the concept of keeping your beloved ones safe inside your memories, it's a very romantic idea for me

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>>56075397
Shiori is an orthodox girl. She doesn't practice sodomy.

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>>56075449
What about keeping loved ones saved in writing? Like a photo but with words.

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>>56073886
I'm no whale hunter

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Reading Anxiom's End.
It is /fun/.
What else are you reading fellow novelites?

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>>56075157
thanks for the idea

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>>56075705
>>56075757
Shioriception

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>>56075674
>>56075705
>>56075757
oi

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>>56075477
If only.

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>>56075705
This post is true.
>>56075757
This post is a lie.

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>>56075919
Look at her go!

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>>56075449
>“If you cannot hold me in your arms, then hold my memory in high regard.
And if I cannot be in your life, then at least let me live in your heart.”
- Ranata Suzuki
good thing I baked that one

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>>56075870
My cute yandere goth gf....

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Shiori needs to read Eye of Argon on stream

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https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1691096479056953344
I can't wait for the Shiorin and FuwaMoco collab.

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>>56076617
I love advent bros

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Help me bros, I want to correct this bratty bird so badly

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Remember Novelites

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>>56076875
I'm surprised by how much I like them. I haven't watched Rissa as much as the others, but even then I enjoy her streams when I've watched her. They're just a really solid gen all around.

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>>56077197
why did artists all agree to make her ass fat?

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>>56077411
Why did they all agree to make shioris tits so big?

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>>56077411
One anon on global made an edit during the debut, some people on twitter thought it was real, and the rest is history.

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>>56077592
she has canon big boobies, about the same as fauna

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>>56073886
Just lift heavy rock until you find a woman to carry

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I finally managed to find time to watch the fanfic stream. How hard did the thread explode(figuratively and literally) during the doctor story?

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how may of you were listening to fuwamoco morning?

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>>56078706
everybody was golsing

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>>56078735
i am

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>>56078735
It's not over yet.

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>>56075641
Metamorphosis. Boring as shit. 5 pages just to get out of bed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VKNe6injF8
Shiori sounds for the soul

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>>56078706
>Do you want to live happily ever after?
>Would you like to spend an eternity with me?
>*forehead kiss*

Yeah... that one was killer

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>>56075641
Just started "Klara and the Sun"

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>>56079326
Are those real or fake?

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Have you ever thought about shiori novella can be rearranged into alveoli rhinos? Keeps me up at night.

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>>56075641
I started reading Moby Dick yesterday and the first few chapters cracked me up so badly that my sides hurt.
Shiorin must have loved it too when the protag started cuddling with a cannibal in bed lol.

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>>56075641
Scale by Greg Egan.

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>>56078735
Of course I would watch my g/fs pets while shes away.

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>>56079590
More like ale lov’n oshiri hehe

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>>56079590
Same, but with Ravioli Holes

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>>56075641
I'm a little over halfway through Bushido: The Soul of Japan by Inazo Nitobe. It's pretty interesting, but every so often he just shits on the U.S. for being dishonorable and not having any sense of loyalty, which I find really funny.

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>>56079638
You're in for a wild ride, anon. Ishmael ranting about how one of life's best pleasures is sharing a bed with another man in a totally platonic way is hilarious. A lot of the book is pretty bland, but there are nuggets of absolutely absurd shit peppered throughout it that make it worth reading.

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guys I can't cope with her abscence.

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>>56080092
Anon, she has been gone for two days.

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>>56080092
do your reps

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All things considered, novelites are doing pretty well on day 2

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>>56073886
I move heavy boxes, that's how I get my bridal carrying reps in.

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>>56080242

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>>56080242
i have fuwamoco and biboo to keep me in check but its making me hard to decide on who my oshi is. i love shiori for her unique streams and mannerisms but the other two are also really fun.

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>>56080092
I'm not around to ougapost properly right now so I'll just redirect you to what I already wrote.
>>55884732

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>>56080706
It's making you hard?

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>>56080798
i'm autistic and want to show dedication and support but it feels difficult to show it for multiple people

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>>56080173
Saplings didn't start falling apart until day 6 or so. That's when the cracks began to show in the clipper channels, who are the canaries in the coal mines.
Few are going to be more heavily invested than someone who is watching and downloading every stream and curating clips from it like it's a full-time job.
I feel like we should at least be fine up to that point. The last couple days will be the rockiest.
>>56080864
It's a sexual joke. The dogs make me hard too BAU BAU

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I finished watching Collab VODs. I remember everyone saying Bijou was the better collab partner. Why? It seems to me like the conversation with Narissa was more friendly.

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>>56081414
The beginning she bounced off of Bijou way more than Nerissa's flirt attempts.
After she got checked out by chemistry, Shiori kinda just decided to hang back.

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>>56081414
goth rock bounced their lines off each other more naturally

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>>56081414
Because with Bijou she looked more energetic than with Rissa, probably it was because of the game desu, phasmo is more chill

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Do you guys think Shiori prefers hugs or kisses? Or both?

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>>56081414
I'd say it was the game. Biboo and Shiorin bounced off pretty well in their collab but turned off during the chemistry
Meanwhile Nerissa and Shiorin were really chill together during Phasmo. But that during that downtime they were in sync when they weren't playing the game and just talking

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>>56081869
Hugs for sure. Kisses on cheek for close. French kisses reserved only for lover.

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>>56081869
Hugs and hand holding

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Shiori is the type of girl that would rather have unprotected anal sex than French kiss her boyfriend.

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>>56080092
but anon, i check the thread regularly, you are not alone!

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had a day off today and went to the library to actively search for reading buddies/book clubs to socialize and go through all of sherlock holmes with + visited a volunteer agency to get counseling on what kind of volunteering work i could do around the city.
feels good but also weird because this has been so strongly influenced by Shiori and this thread. thanks, i guess?

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>>56082418
Well done anon

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Have you done your daily lifts?
I was gonna miss today because it was raining. But my bike is faster than the rain.
I miss Shiorin~~ so much!!!
I don't know how I have leave my life without her before.

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>>56082304
>Not proper capitalization
Not my Shiorin

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>>56082418
That's pretty cool, good job

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>>56082551
Im measuring how many steps I do "naturally" around the house.
want to know how bad was my baseline before I start trying the 10k

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>>56082581
>she types in lowercase with bad punctuation in the threads so no one would ever suspect it's her

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>>56082740
>She also spams ellipses and tildes

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>>56082418
>volunteering
Wasn't exactly Shiori motivated, but I'm gonna be donating blood for the first time ever this week
Shiori is making me pickup reading more again though, finishing off Of Mice and Men tonight, bought 2 other books today and have been listening to the Stephen Fry Audible reading of the entire Sherlock series to go to sleep
It's also making me feel less bad about being an outcast weirdo and just embracing my abnormal nature, at least internally for now, after all it can't be so bad if this weirdo girl and her weird ass personality is just so lovable

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I hate sex so much. I wish the human race multiplied by fucking trees and harvesting kids like fruit or some shit.

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>>56082819

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>>56082819
This would mean you cant enjoy plap posting which would be excruciating

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shiori being my girlfriend and i'm her grumpy doomer boyfriend

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Does anybody have the cute drawing of Shiori trying to pronounce Worcestershire?

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>>56082819
ok shiori, you cute femcel

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>>56083040
Doesn't she play eroge
what gives you the idea that she hates sex

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>>56082819
nahone

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>>56083093
Her statement about being from a religious background, followed by her rant about friends gobbling nuts. Being addicted to 2d sex but hating real life sex is also common among non-sex havers.

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checking in on day 2, how are the novelights in here holding up today?

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>>56075870
this is top tier

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>>56083093
I could review half the games in dlsite's RPG section going back to 2012 and I'm a purityfag.

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>>56083224
i've been masturbating to nerissa's lewds in the meantime

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>>56083224
I'm having withdrawal symptoms and I feel like there's a hole in my chest.
But I had pizza today so it's all good

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>>56083224
A bit frustrated, I might sexually abuse nerissa to satiate my hunger

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>>56083224
the weaklings are gone now
only the strong novelite remains

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>people still thinking Shiori is a purityfag
Seriously?

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>>56083224
CATCH

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>>56082581
Not only that, she wouldn't use "anon" she'd say "Novelite"
>>56082792
Imagine having blood people would want, couldn't be me
t. chronic anemic
>>56082819
I will help you learn how great sex is Shiori

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>>56083366
Her heart is pure and desires stability

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>>56082551
I'm about to do yoga.
Might try to go for a a walk/run later, but it's goddamn hot outside.

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>>56083224
I need my daily dose... or I'M GONNA FREAK IT

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>>56083251
not a true purityfag.

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>>56083306
>>56083329
i hope you suffer eternal damnation for lewding big sis
>>56083316
meanwhile i hope the pizza tasted good anon

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>>56079156
That's sort of the point. It's about alienation.

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>>56083419
She lewds herself and it's not even close.

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>>56083419
Who's big sis?
Ohh you mean my stress relief personal onahole?

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>>56083224
Hearing "I love you" from Shiori each time I get a notification on my phone is what keeps me going

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>>56083419
>i hope you suffer eternal damnation for lewding big sis
i hope she corrects me personally. i can wear a shiori cosplay if she prefers

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>>56083419
I’m currently receiving a nursing handjob from Nerissa.

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>>56083012

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her "mmh~" noises does things to me

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Shiori!

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>>56083224
>>56083419
The edit of her suspicious soundbites + the RFA stream with plapping sound effects is a great way to tide me over until Shiori get's back.
I have to thank Nerissa and the jailbirds for this.

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>>56083526
God I wish she wasn't such a lesbo. What a waste.

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>>56083419
dont be like that

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>>56083374
i need a black eye edit of rissa in times like these
>>56083464
h-hot

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Shiorin caressing my smooth, freshly shaved jawline lovingly, then giving it kisses

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>>56083414
It's an ill-defined term in general. This board sure loves to call me that when I get heated with my opinions and I lose it internally every time.

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>>56083537
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083492
holy shit same
>>56083543
i never lewd my oshi and the fact that i got hooked on nerissa is the biggest curse imaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
She cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083621
for what it's worth I'm also a purityfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083614
beardedbeastbros... how do we cope? I dont want to twinkmax...

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori intently watching me play Dota
>Is this fun to you Shiorin? You don't even know what's going on in the game.
>Yeah but I love seeing you this engaged in something!
blush etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
My chuuni wife can't be this chuuni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083768
>see shiori? this retard is feeding the other team! lets kick him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
Going shopping for a new toaster with Shiorin!

[Anonymous No.]

>walking home alone at night
>you get lost
>trying to find your way to the main road, you turn into an alleyway
>A lone woman stands in the middle of the alley, golden eyes staring directly at you
What would you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083224
rest of advent is helping but making me struggle with devotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083736
I've unironically become jealous of small asian guys for the first time in my life
Curse my giant muscular white ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
Toaster-kun LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083962
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083962
Jump into dogeza

[Anonymous No.]

We still don't have the info about her OTHER schedule, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084024
>360 degrees
So right into her waiting arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084150

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
I love these writing prompts.
Always gets me to write a creative response.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to put my head on Shiori~n thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083537
I guess I picked the wrong answer to one of her girlfriend test questions.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I'm playing and enjoying Chinese gachas because of this manic pixie goth girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084338
whats the game about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084196
Based, even if she was going to murder and dissect you I think this would confuse her enough to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084360
Uhhh I think Star Rail is about a train that can travel through space? IDK I've just been hitting shit with a bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56082551
just came back from the gym actually
New PR on my squats and bench!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084463
Galaxy express for zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a week already
Only 2 more days anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084716

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I love Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

For a guy, I have a pretty shapely butt despite being slim. I wonder if shiori likes boy booty.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you cute little Novelites are staying motivated while I’m gone hehe~

[Anonymous No.]

Why do >we have to go throught this

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori has made me want to date a woman I know irl and I don't even know what it is about Shiori's autism but it's waking up my buried heart and making me improve myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085003
She is training us for our future "ghosting" gfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083224
Gonna do a 30 minute walk back home from work to get my daily calisthenics in. Exiting out of the era of fatso and getting / fit/! That and doing my push-ups and squats when looking at one of her Asmr streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084999
Prove you're Shiori right now and tell us what your favourite cereal is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085045
Her healing aura is too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085003
9 day break isn't that long.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna stop eating until she comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085003
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085118
Fasting is always good

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085091
Frosted Flakes, obviously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56082726
Ohh nice. Do you walk a lot around the house? I wanna start running in the morning, but last time I tried I notice how bad my stamina was. Maybe I will do the Couch to 5k, seems pretty reasonable but kinda hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085118
She asked you to eat well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085218
Yup, it's shiori
Post tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085263
>Do you walk a lot around the house?
not that much, and thats the problem
Thinking on step back on the gym, after 10 year
shiori... how does she do it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083387
Yeah, I got you. Everyone has different hots. Mine is totally desertic, so I need to do most things super early or kinda late. The good thing gym is pretty close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084371
why do you keep making these australian shioris?

[Anonymous No.]

i fuck shiori
i fuck her good

[Anonymous No.]

>>56084465
That's soooo cool anon!
I had leg day today and was kinda hard coming back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085294
My girlfriend Shiori is a feeder

[Anonymous No.]

any of you doing jumprope in your exercise routine? i think i'll start with that instead of going for walks since it's too hot in my city

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085472
skiprope
skiprope
lemme see you lemme see you do the skiprope

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085218
Not entirely convinced.
Write a short prompt that Shiori would right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine playing Minecaft with your Shiori girlfriend
You do the technical stuff, create farms, transportation, get items etc. and she decorates stuff and makes the world pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>56075870
I’m at work is this a sound post

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085724
No, you dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085651
I use to actually do this.
It wasn't as fun as you make it seem cuz you never really get to do more interesting stuff like explore together.
Yeah hanging out is nice but at that point I'd rather play a different game together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085386
Oh i know how that feels. Leg days can be fun, but the trip back home is, well
A trip
But you'll recover. Do remember to rest up and take it easy. It can be fun going hard in the gym, but your body needs to recover. Especially if it's your first time. DOMS (Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness) will pass overtime. Just have to get your body used to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085811
What is the best video game to kick back and relax with Shiori romantically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085811
That's an interesting point...
I'll need to note it down for my Minecraft clone

[Anonymous No.]

Shioriiii, audio tweet onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have Shiori directly tell you to stay strong when you miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085933
Romantically on a game? I don't know. Most of what I do romantically is kind of just more, personal? I guess a game with some light form of bantering or teamwork.
Personally if I could play a game with Shiori it'd be something that forces interaction like BG3 which she expressed a willingness to play.

[Anonymous No.]

why are we so hated shioribros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085724
Read the filename or I'll bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>shioribros

[Anonymous No.]

>>56085811
At that point you're just playing a life sim together and that's probably exactly what Shiorin wants to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086283
>obvious falseflag
Stop shitting catalog nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086329
God, I hate Akari~n so much.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/d8l3xk.png
Is this how genmates say Good Morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56083768
>"Wow Anon, you're getting your ass kicked
>*she seductively traces a finger down the back of your neck*
>"If you can come back and win, I'll let you fuck me~"
>EyeOfTheTiger.mp3

a man can dream, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086467

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086467
Why would Shiori be in a vassal position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56069679
My hair gets greasy too fast to not shower every day

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone pick a number from the hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086629
more often than not what really happens is "Hey, if you're gonna lose just FF and fuck me instead."
Yeah you can dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086629
How many ShioriLust pics do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086629
*queues up a rapier* FUCK IT WE BALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086775
9

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086283
>>56086348
>shioribros

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086788
Ah, but see, Shiori only lets winners have her as a prize...as far as the losers go, well, hope ya like pegging

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086921
They dont even know we are called novelights baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086800
Like 20 that could be considered SFW lewd
A dozen or so NSFW
and like 100+ cute Shiori's

>I don't have a problem

[Anonymous No.]

Is she going to be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087076
People say AIslop and for the most part I agree but honestly it's fucking incredible that an algorithm can produce art of a design this detailed.
Like 1.5 years ago you'd be called crazy for insinuating this will be possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086800
NTA but I think I’m at 80 NSFW and 160 SFW Shiorin’s.

[Anonymous No.]

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087222
Naisu.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shiori like Yeezus? Or is she more of an 808s girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087358
Probably Graduation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087112
Chimkin don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087180
And it's only getting better over time. Worse if you're a commissions farmer on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087037
i'm gona make every jailbird that calls us "novelights" wear a nerissa cosplay and fuck them myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>56067266
those shioris sure are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086921
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087037
I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087358
Too young for those anon
She likes pablo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087222
J-just wait until I finish my fanart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087526
Based sissification anon

[Anonymous No.]

2 days in...
im watching another vtuber...and enjoying it
Im sorry shiori

[Anonymous No.]

shiori's sfw art is better to "look" at than her nsfw art

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087870
She asked us to watch the other advent members, it's okay, just don't oshi them

[Anonymous No.]

What generals did you lurk in before Shiori debuted? For me, it was Kanata’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087870
Same but not-l*l* has been doing a dark souls marathon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/vsinger/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087580
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
I stopped coming here in 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087580
Look at the dumb face she's making haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088048
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6580679?q=parent%3A6550095

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/jidf/, /corpo/, /vre/. /pxl/, /eien/, /vnug/
to be honest i am still part of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
I was /jp/ main thread only.
But rules are rules, discussing ENs is best done where they won't be disparaged anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087991
I had to burn a braincell to figure out what you were saying, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087946
Its not even an advent shes from myth and im starting to find her really cute again

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088136
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
Global and then moved to /uuu/

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHIORI COME BACK I MISS YOU AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/uuu/, /who/, /pkg/, /wAIfu/, /ppg/, /clg/, /cope/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087358
She recognizes kanye fell off after late registration

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088214
Shiori comforting Nerissa after I destroy her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088293
Diseragard the picture, I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088175
That's also okay anon, shiori wants you to support her colleagues. Just come back to her when she's off break if you really love her

[Anonymous No.]

WOMEN HAVE AN EXTRA HOLE ON THEIR BODIES AND IM TIRED OF PRETEND THIS IS NORMAL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088320
>Shiori inviting you to fuck Nerissa but if you cum because of Nerissa then she'll shlick to a husbando infront of you and not allow you to touch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088456
She'll dress you up as Kaneki Ken, fuck you absolutely stupid, screaming only his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088456
I-IS THAT A-??

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088302
mhmm tasty baity

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/∞/ and /vtai/ as active participant. /∞/ is so garbage now I'm barely there and I've been too busy to keep up with /vtai/ since debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088456
>you think you should go easy so as not to cum, because you don't want to lose Shiori
>but Nerissa's demeanor also pisses you off so you want to obliterate her cunt
Quite the challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088281
WHERE'S SHIORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088597
>baity
fine mbdtf and 808s were good too
graduation fucking sucks though

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088628
Oh this is good 3DPD AI slop. The last one I saw posted here had a lot of really bad melty parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088281
>>56088669
I’m right here, sillies~

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088806
gaylord

[Anonymous No.]

>>56086788
God fucking damnit, I'm reminded of one of my sister's friends having a crush on me, coming up to my room, literally talking about fucking, and me mostly ignoring her because I was in a ranked game of League. I'm still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/morig/ and global

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/clg/, /corpo/, /tsun/, and /who/

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088858
Do you think you could have smashed, or was she just being a little shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088806
Ewww get out nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088969
Honestly could have gone either way. She was really flirty with me and she definitely wasn't "traditional" like Shiori, but I still could have fucked it up

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori just texted me a picture of her vacation swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, my love for Shiori is Terminal 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
The only chuuba specific one was /uuu/ when Fauna streamed. Otherwise /wAIfu/, /horny/, /uoh/, /hags/. Basically just looking into AI chatbots or porn.
Sometimes I'd dumpster dive the catalog to see if I could fish out a diamond of interesting information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088858
me out here with gf wanting to have sex but elden ring just came out and i was having so much fun that i stayed up 14 hours since its release playing it
Sometimes we make mistakes in life and we kinda regret them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089188
Alright anon, wash under your foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

Ban gf havers
Kill gf havers
Defenestrate gf havers
Behead gf havers

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
calm the fuck down shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
This is your reminder that there are fiance havers ITT since her debut. At least 3 or 4 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
C-calm down Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
But Shiori is my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
WHEN YOU'RE GOBBLING CLITS LEFT AND RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089235
god I wish I had a gf, and elden ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089376
>Shiori bitching to Novelites about Nerissa 1 year from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089297
GOBBLER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089389
Yea, but in what order
*i knock your shoulder playfully*
*sitcom laugh track*

[Anonymous No.]

Okay. okay.
Time to stop being a lazy bastard and hit the road walking.
Those steps aren't going to do themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089436
I wish. That's the true GFE.

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t believe Shiori is posting here whenever her meds wear off and she has a melty around her family.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kinda scared of what membership streams are going to be like.

[Anonymous No.]

What do women take meds for? Mental illness?
that's like giving dogs medication for barking

[Anonymous No.]

surely shiori wouldnt break up with me after finding out ive dated and fucked 9 girls before her

[Anonymous No.]

>>56087969
/mans/
it basically got me invested into vtubers, before i was just a passive appreciator

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089725
She'll ask you at the start to be honest about it but if you lie and she finds out then you're doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089717
I know people who know people who had their dogs debarked. I also know someone who had a shock collar as a bark deterrent because "debarking is cruel".

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089735
gay or woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089716
>scared
Anon, Shiori-types of chuuba have universally the best membership content. You should be excited.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Arkingr_1/status/1691148235166089216
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>56088641
The duality of your instinct to dominate vs. self-control

[Anonymous No.]

Shi

[Anonymous No.]

>>56089987
The average Novelite lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Ori

[Anonymous No.]

Where the FUCK is Shiori Novella, Aloof Archiver of Hololive English -Advent-?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiuwu

[Anonymous No.]

New page
>>56090155
>>56090155

[Anonymous No.]

>>56090221
That's the c.ai bot.