/baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

[Anonymous No.]

Superchat reading edition

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Previous Thread >>56119751

>Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I

>Cover - KAIBUTSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8
>Original Song - Lifetime Showtime (not uploaded yet)
https://mega.nz/file/0CcBFLqB#_OxP3iByZCzzVGn2ZFb-Tm4ZPLrKq4ZjSLKtCE5HtbI
>Advent Gen Song - Rebellion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

>Voice Packs
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>Advent Debut Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

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im not the only one who just heard them misread someones name as 'creampie' right

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>>56128518
BAU BAI

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>>56128518
BAU BAU

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BAU BAU CUTE DOGS

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Move to >>56128548
Let this one die

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>>56128931
No. Bau bau.

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>>56128931
>use the thread that was baked after this one
But why? That thread was made by a retard.

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One thread for fuwawa one for mococo

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>>56129243
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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>other thread is now auto-ing

Guess its time

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>>56128518
BAU BAU

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>>56131936
still on page 6 just let it reach 10 before migrating here

ALSO FOR PEOPLE READING THE ARCHIVES
THIS THREAD CAME AFTER >>56128548 DESPITE >>56128548 BEING HIGHER NUMBER!

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team mococo bau up

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stream is over now i can sleep. goodnight.

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i will give my left nut for fuwamoco/okakoro bomberman 64 offcollab.

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>>56132074
ue

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>>56128425
God I want Moco-chan to give me a blowjob...

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I guess this is the new one. Good night.

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Moco-chan killed the thread

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>>56133135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMQXMrK7bwA

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>watch 2 girls thank people for superchats for 4 hours
>have lots of fun
what the heck is wrong with me?

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>>56135139
We're healing

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FuwaMoco are for ojisan

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>>56135139

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>>56128518
BAU BAU

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>>56135139
i dont know but i liked it

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>>56130265

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Watch out, Ruffians. Fuwawa is going to come into your home at night and BAU BAU you. How wonderful: https://files.catbox.moe/s2w9q6.mp4

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>>56135139
This is where you belong

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I want fuwawa to backseat, bully and abuse me.

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>>56135139
It's probably what is like having daughters but they never grow up and become awful people destroying all the hopes you have left in humanity

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ruffians, how is fuwawa so retarded?

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>>56135139
They just make it fun it's THAT simple

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Fuwawa will go to your own home to yobai you, and not even being Brazilian can save you

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>>56135697
All development went towards her breasts

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>>56135697
Sometimes Moco-chan is in possession of their shared brain cell.

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god i want fuwawa to yobai me

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You wil never be safe from Fuwawa....

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>Fuwawa says go left
>Mococo goes right
>"Oh, that's cute, Mococo can't distinguish her left from her right"
>Actually it's Fuwawa who is mistaken so Mococo always goes the other way
My head hurts.

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why does Fuwawa scream?

[Anonymous No.]

watched Gooba instead
what did i miss

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>>56136037
it makes sense now

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>>56136049
you know that we can see if you're a new IP or not right?

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can i get a timestamp for fuwawa's scream

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>>56136123
It's in the previous thread >>56128548 just search for scream and I'm sure you will find it.
There are also soundposts there for it already

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>>56128518
BAU BAU

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>>56136037
That's extra cute, I love these girls so much.

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Can't wait for Apex kino.

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Fuwawa, my beloved...

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>>56135139
It's the conversation and banter that comes from superchats that you watch for. Perfectly fine. Just a chatting stream with double the amount of bau baus

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>>56135810
this keeps bothering me, I propose the following fix

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>>56136177
im on my phone. soundposts wont work

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>>56136374
there are apps (for android at least) that have working soundposts
I accidentally found out that in the middle of class one day a few years ago

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I'm stupid and just realized that FUWAMOCO stream BGM is just Lifetime Showtime slowed down

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>>56136374
If you were talking about Mococo's gremlin scream (Fuwawa did a small one, too), here's the Catbox file: https://files.catbox.moe/b6ig01.mp4

It's at 3:39:20: https://www.youtube.com/live/k7pXIdkN4lQ?feature=share&t=13159

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>>56136477
>Lifetime Showtime
what is this

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>>56136544
thanks ruffian. that was funny

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What did they mean by this, Ruffians?

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>>56136544
I'm on a keto diet, is it okay to watch fuwamoco?

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>>56136581
https://youtu.be/v7hsQxpTdj8

I'm wondering why this is still not on their channel.

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>>56136354
Good eye

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>>56136718
Someone said the mixing sounds mediocre and speculated that it might not be final mix yet. And I kinda agree that it sounds a bit thin.

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I just saw an angry Mococo clip. God, she's so cute. My heart can't take it.

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>>56136911
Angry bratty Mococo is my reason for timestamps.

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>>56136108
yeah and?

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>>56136974
Angry bratty Mococo is my reason to live.

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>>56136656
Mococo is really getting into her element and I love it.

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>twin weeb hags that share a single tiny room
their wombs are wasting...

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This is my favorite dynamic

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>>56136656
when is this moment in the stream? I must have missed it.

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>>56137230
I really don't remember.
Past the 2hr mark is my best guess
I didn't make that soundpost just reposted from last thread

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>>56136718
Pretty sure the song or MV is still incomplete as most full songs are longer than 90 seconds

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>>56137148
>their wombs are wasting...
i have to save them.. i must not let their wombs go to waste..

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>>56137148
It is possible to have sex on a bunk bed. It's not like they're sleeping in hammocks.

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>>56137148
i'll pass on Fuwawa, she would get so loud she'd wake the neighbors.

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I will revitalize fuwawa's womb with my love

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>>56137350
>mococo wants to sleep so please don't have sex with fuwawa at the top bunk
>have sex with mococo instead

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I hope I have a dream of sleeping on Fuwawa's lap. Good night wuffians

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>>56137281
https://www.youtube.com/live/k7pXIdkN4lQ?feature=share&t=5654

found it

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My best friend had a child when she was 38. No harm in streaming a couple more years. And the twins have twice the womb to boost.

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fwmc calling their space cozy is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

I think that Fuwawa was cuter than usual today

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I think that Mococo was cuter than usual today

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>>56135579
She really weren't joking about the yobai.

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I think that FuwaMoco were cuter than usual today

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I think that Pero was cuter than usual today

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>>56137421
That's exactly why I ain't passing on her.

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MOCOCO I LOVE YOU

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>>56135579
is that all she thinks about?

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Reminder Ruffians to keep your room squeaky clean so that Fuwawa feels comfortable to yobai you.

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>>56137839
The kid will turn up weird and the school counselor will send him to psychiatrist for a drug therapy. Mark my words. The moment your best friend lets them give the kid Adderall, it's over. I'm actually schizo enough to believe that's the plan: create hags, hook them up with incels who can't actually raise a kid, produce weird kids with the hags' low quality eggs and turn them to junkies, because they were diagnosed with autism/ADHD/whatever the hell they say kids have these days.

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>>56138232
How old was your mom when getting you?

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>>56138232
Please don't be schizophrenic in my oshis' general

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>>56138290
Before her 20s, but I'm a bad example, since I ended up on 4chan.

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>>56138320
My point exactly.

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>>56138297
>Fuwawa is Player 2 Mococo

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>>56135139
awww fuck I'm a dumb ruffian mutt who assumed the 4 hours would be boring and skipped it. I NEED TO BE A BETTER RUFFIAN

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>>56138171
Hell, I don't even have enough space for her to teleport behind me. I think I'm doing it wrong.

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>>56138379
Fuwawa wanted me to tell you that she was going to yobai you but found out you skipped the stream so she picked me instead.

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>>56138232
>The moment your best friend lets them give the kid Adderall, it's over.
No good parent would let their kid be drugged like that.

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Today!

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>>56138467
nta but you would be surprised how many parents actually believe that their kids have ADHD because they are having trouble concentrating in boring classes
it's almost like people don't remember how hard it was themselves

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>>56138467
anon most people do whatever authority figures tell them even if its retarded

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>>56138467
There ain't no more good parents, anon, most parents born in the 90's don't give a damn about the kid and just let the school do whatever the hell they want to with them. They give kids smartphones so that they shut up and watch TikTok while the parents watch Netflix.

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Man, youtube sure is making it hard for me to download videos so I make high quality clips for them to monetize.
Stop sending supas and get lowest tier membership, instead, buy 10x merch straight from hololive, especially the voice packs since they have no additional production cost.

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>>56138575
>it's almost like people don't remember how hard it was themselves
This. Nowadays my entire class would be diagnosed with something.

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>status as Extra Special Wuffian completely rendered irrelevant by $500 akasupas
i must commit hara-kiri

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>>56138595
>Mr. Dad, your son seems to be playing with girls a lot. We think he might be one as well. We recommend hormone therapy.
>Sure, where do I sign?

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>>56138623
I've seen this shit and is disgusting. So many parents literally give kids an iPad and have them raise themselves on YouTube Kids and Roblox.
Every time I see a small kid glued to an iPad I thank my mother for actually giving a shit about me and controlling how much time I could spend doing things like watching tv and playing video games.

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>>56138623
That's because nowadays everything is so expensive that you can't establish a household without both parents working full time
The only saving grace is that the coof happened which opened a lot of company's eyes to working from home

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>>56138458
I deserve it, bros, I will be better!

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>>56138702
Just wait for the $500 JP supa.

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>>56138770
There is a simple solution to this and is called multigenerational households.

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>>56138766
>Every time I see a small kid glued to an iPad I thank my mother for actually giving a shit about me and controlling how much time I could spend doing things like watching tv and playing video games.
Same here. Always had worse dumbphone than everyone around, worse PC, didn't have game consoles the moment they came out, etc. Now I understand how it shaped me as an adult.

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Mococooming or Fuwawanking?

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>>56138866
>$500 JP supa.
what's the difference, they'll read out a dumb question/meme just because a Jap wrote it?

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>>56138871
Then you gotta hope the grandparents live near good schools or are willing to move to a house near one (which will cost literally millions)

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>>56138702
welcome to the doggy dog world

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>>56138871
Most normalfags I know (who actually start families) want to get the hell away from their parents as soon as possible, even if it's in their worst interest. They would rather take a loan to pay off a nanny for their kid than let him stay with his grandmother. I just can't understand it. I was from a pretty poor household and my mom had to take a job for a while when I was a kid, it felt pretty natural to stay with my grandparents when she weren't around.

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>>56138871
By literally no measure is that a simple solution.

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>>56139079
just don't move away and have a decent house in the first place lol

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>>56138756
nobody does this you fucking schizo please take your meds

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>>56139079
This is probably a cultural thing.
I'm not american so I really don't understand this "YOU HAVE TO MOVE AWAY IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU TURN 18/AND OR FINISH HIGH SCHOOL" mentality.

>>56139024
see above except only the not american part so idk about problems like having to live near the good school

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>>56139102
You have no girlfriend or family and the fact that moving to a new job in a situation where we already assume both parents have to work shows me your not likely to be in a high demand job either.
That or an actual city slicker who plans to raise his kids in a big city.
Either way idiotic to die on the hill of multi generational households being an easy fix.

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How big would Fuwawa's litter be?

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>>56139178
It's a trick to impoverish people when the only time in history it made sense do it in all of mankind was specifically post WW2 america boomtown. We are back to normal prosperity but people still be sperging.

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>>56139178
I'm not american either this is just cowardice to avoid actually evaluating your claims.
No young couple anywhere in the world prefers to stay with their parents over having their own place and everywhere it happens it's out of necessity.

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>>56139110
Not that blatantly, but they totally do. And it will only get worse as people like you look away and pretend that it doesn't happen.

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>>56139186
It is an easy fix. Your parents raised you in that place.
Why do you think that you have to move away to get to better schools?

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>>56138950
>>56138766
>>56138623

I used to work with elementary aged children and we had one particular boy who was always pretty mean and nasty to the other kids, we went to the parents and explained the problems, showed proof ect and the mom responded by sending him to school the next day with his ipad from home that he would sit glued to 24/7. We hated to see it but it did work so we just had to deal with it.

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If, hypothetically, a very rich person started dropping max superchats to the girls every stream, how do you think they would react to that?

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>>56139258
You are a neet with no girlfriend. In the real world people have to move for new jobs or to better neighborhoods all the time.

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>>56139258
nta, but it's literally peer preassure

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>>56139245
>No young couple anywhere in the world prefers to stay with their parents over having their own place and everywhere it happens it's out of necessity.
Well this happens all the time in my country and it's not out of necessity but out of people not wanting to destroy their finances before they can afford it

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>>56139299
they would be extremely grateful and humble as usual but also tell the rich dude to use the money on himself first.

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>>56139322
>not out of necessity but out of people not wanting to destroy their finances
How is that not a necessity?
Where do you live that the idea of renting a place to take a well paying job is unimaginable to you?

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>>56139245
>No young couple anywhere in the world prefers to stay with their parents over having their own place and everywhere it happens it's out of necessity.
That's what happens when you live in a wagie cage. I know it might be surprising to you, but a normal house has more than one floor and more than one bathroom. You just got used to this weird postwar "nuclear family" thing.

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>>56139384
Because renting is literally burning away your money on something you will never own.

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>>56139384
>renting a place to take a well paying job
wanna know how i know you're a burger?

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>>56139250
no they dont. USA hates trannies and anything else is a fearmongering delusion fed to schizos like you who suck the government's cock, you trust politicians to be honest with you? everyone's lying you fucking fagtard. they have lead and asbestos in schools, worry about that first. tahts why i was homeschooled. have fun dying of cancer you fucking faggot

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>>56139384
What good is a high paying job when I will have to pay rent and won't get to even raise my own kids?

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>>56139426
It's not surprising to me. You operate under the necessity of being an only child that will only ever have what he gets handed from mom and dad.

>>56139430
Which is worth it if you make more money off of it. Plus your parents can now rent out or use the space you previously occupied.

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>>56139461
You're wrong thirdie. Cope more.

>>56139473
That you can feed and clothe them. That you can reduxe hours to spend more time with them or that your wife can take a year off?
How is a worse paying job in any way shape or form preferable??

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>those people who donate $100-500 superchats

Bros... how do people afford this? I can only give $5

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>>56139493
>Which is worth it if you make more money off of it
It's not worth it because it's pissing money away.
>Plus your parents can now rent out or use the space you previously occupied.
My parents don't want a stranger in their home and we actually we always had a great relationship

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>>56139430
Right now I make more money on interest on what was going to be my house money than I pay on rent, and if I were to buy a house, the property tax would be nearly as much as my rent, too. And I don't have to pay to maintain anything and can move whenever I feel like it.

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>>56139537
You move to where you can get a high paying job and grind in the cage

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>>56139465
Seeing what's happening and the terrible consequences it has if it's not stopped is not fearmongering, it's just being farsighted. Walking towards a precipice and not stopping just because things are still fine is really foolish.

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>>56139430
>>56139493
>Plus your parents can now rent out or use the space you previously occupied.
They usually just leave it as it was. Hell, my grandma lives alone with four free rooms after all her kids left and her husband died.

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>>56139371
Maybe the first time, but by the tenth, they either get special treatment or it starts to weird them out. I hope its the former

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>>56139535
>That you can feed and clothe them.
But that's already possible because I'm not paying rent, and actually saving money for other things.

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>>56139430
I own a house and have to pay out of the ass for repairs. Shit breaks all the time, owning sucks ass unless youre buying rental properties and you have a property manager

I rather go back to renting and im thinking about it

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>>56139569
cope... I work from my nice apartment and work barely a few hours a day

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I never watched vods of streams I missed due to being an eurofag, but FuwaMoco changed it.

Guys I think I found my oshi(s)

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>>56139561
But I don't have to worry about any of that because I can save the money I earn instead of paying rent.
And I will end up inheriting the house from my parents anyway

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>>56139543
>It's not worth it because it's pissing money away.
>make 2k more
>not worth it because you have to pay 500 in rent
You do you but don't be surprised people consider your ideas dumb.

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>>56139594
You know houses have running costs as well? Ask your dad how much it costs to house your neet ass.

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>>56139646
you're trading away money that you don't need in exchange to raising your own kids
all because you hate your parents

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>>56139621
Happy for you, fellow ruffian! We can watch Fuwamoco morning and some other streams though, so that helps.

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>>56139632
I stopped feeling comfortable jacking off in my parent's house when I became an adult but if you're cool with that save that cash money

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>>56139681
I know how much it costs, because I'm paying nearly half of it.

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>>56139681
I own 3 houses actually, 1 that I bought and 2 inherited.
You clearly are very set in your own american ways which is why I said this is a cultural thing.
I'm not going to shit the thread any further because you want to defend your way of life have fun

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>>56139685
Wrong on all counts

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>>56139543
>2 inherited
?????

[Anonymous No.]

How well would you say Fuwamoco uses the guard dogs gimmick/theme? So many vtubers barely ever reference their lore that their designs end up pretty meaningless.

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[Anonymous No.]

Ruffians this is /baubau/ we should be talking about how we are going to be financing FuwaMoco's house, not ours

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>>56139742
>had
see that had there
It's important.
I'm the ESL here you should know better

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>>56139769
I'm saving on rent by yobaing fuwawa every night.

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>>56139769
This. The doogs would rent

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>>56139759
A+, they leap at every opportunity to weave it into what they're talking about. The superchat reading was especially dense with it

[Anonymous No.]

So, next stream is Fuwamoco Morning in 7 hours right?

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>>56139769
Do they make bunk beds where one bed is large enough for two people?

[Anonymous No.]

how often does fuwawa go in heat?

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>>56139798
y-yeah

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>>56139763

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I'm a 41 year old renter

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>>56139618
same, but most remote friendly employers pay based on location, and you'll usually get readjusted if you move to a country or state that has lower salaries for the position.
The most efficient would probably be to live in a high paying region, but in a part that has nice housing because it's in buttfuck nowhere. Tradeoff is that it'll be hard to do anything other than stay home and watch vtubers

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>>56139786
The doogs would just live with me in a house I built for them and own myself with all their autisitc needs taken care of.

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>>56139810
About every 2 hours or so. That's why streams are short.

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>>56139828

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>>56139809
Yes but only the bottom bunk. Will that work?

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Bros... is it worth living in the ghetto if i never go outside?

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>>56139865

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>>56139839
>most remote friendly employers pay based on location
>Hey, Anon, we heard you moved... We're gonna lower your salary, because it's cheaper where you live. You're okay with that, right?
Do Americans really?

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>>56139905

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>>56139890
Guess they'll have to switch, then.

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>>56139940

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>tfw they read your superchat

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>>56139968
見せてよ!

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>>56139978
lucky
mine are far off still but they are just BAU BAU
I still want them to read it

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>>56139968

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Hey the twins might be seeing that shit

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>>56140006

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>>56140010
Fuwawa would probably be horny as hell reading that.

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>>56139537
>Bros... how do people afford this?
For me, it's because I have no wife, no kids, and no hobbies.

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>>56140067
Most youve donated?

Also same bro

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>>56139537
Sell a kidney. It's what Fuwamoco would want you to do

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>>56140094
A-are you sure?

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>>56140039
This is the perfect size for boobs. Just big enough to fill up your hands.

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>>56140010
No sane person comes to this god-forsaken shithole, least of all Hololive girls who've pretty much made it.

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>>56139828
Moco-chan's face here is the hottest part of the whole sequence. Is something wrong with me?

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>>56139908
This unironically happens
It's all built so that you can't retire too early and escape the grind

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>>56140197
I'm here

t. Fuwawa

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>>56140197
If the menhera-mems were eigo jouzu they absolutely would

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>>56140183
>This is the perfect size for boobs
nah, the perfect size is slightly bigger than what your hand can grasp completely

[Anonymous No.]

>change user name to BAUBAU
>now I'm always an extra special Wuffian every stream

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>>56140224
Me too

t. Mococo

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>>56139908
>>56140208
Corporations realized people were saving money and decided that belonged to them instead of the employee. I moved to a high cost of living area to a low one and kept my salary. I got a job offer recently for like half my current pay (and half of their posted pay band) because of "market data in my location". Felt good telling them to fuck off though

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>>56140119
>>56140094
Fuwamoco wants you to smile, so no.

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>>56139978
>tfw when my superchat makes them sad about not being able to read today's superchats soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140301
You won't smile when you send them your kidney money as a fat akasupa?

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>>56140183
>>56140242
Hands don't even factor into it. The important size is the size that can envelop your dick

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>>56139908
yes, this is how they justify it
https://about.gitlab.com/handbook/total-rewards/compensation/#why-we-pay-local-rates

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>>56139537
It’s like that other anon said, no wife kids or expensive hobbies. Once you’ve “made it” those are usually the things that will be responsible for draining you later in life. Don’t worry and let us ojis help get them in a better financial situation. They are still happy to have you there whether you donate or not.

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>>56140245
>tries to change my name in my MMO games to fuwamoco
>user name has been taken

[Anonymous No.]

everyone keeps repeating Fuwawa's perverted favorite word but never Mococo's favorite word "木漏れ日".

[Anonymous No.]

what do they want to archive with their morning stream? I get that they want a short 20-30min stream but what's the theme then. It isn't even really a recap of their last week streams althought they do have a small misunderstandings corner. Just reading out hashtags of random dogs and locations isn't really pulling me in.

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Bros... why do they like Mori...

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>>56140366
No, cause akasupas are limited, so you can just do many other things to get them instead, so you have a net positive smile at the end.

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>>56140561
That word is always associated with the Clannad song for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P7ikVSI4GE

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>>56140381
This is the correct take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140381
>he doesn't know about naizuris
I'm keeping Mococo for myself, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Mococo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140561
>... on the dog
?

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>>56140381
I have big hands

[Anonymous No.]

extreme bau bauing only

[Anonymous No.]

Biggest akasupa youve seen? To anyone btw

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>>56140577
Advent is purifying Mori, she'll be a respectable albeit cringe member of HoloEN soon

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>>56140569
it gives them a chance to warm up live with an audience and earn money while they're at it.

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>>56140666
the biggest you can do is 500

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>>56140666
$500 is the cap
The most I've probably seen is with Coco where someone had 6 or so accounts and did $500 on each of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140719
*50,000 yen not $500

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>>56140637
it seems to be the same breed as the dog from FWMC morning #5
https://youtu.be/v5U0pUY24xs?t=1409

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>Mococo is the dumb one
Are you sure about that?

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>>56140806
Who said that? Fuwawa is way more outspoken, but Mococo is obviously smarter.

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>invited to go out drinking with friends
>hey anon! How’s it going
>pretty good. Bau bau
>uh what?
>what
It’s over for me ruffians

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>>56140691
>>56140719
Why is it capped....

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>>56140946
So you don't make a horrible mistake and accidentally add an extra digit you didn't mean to include
It's limited to 500 per day per account

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>>56139759
still too early but i like the way korone handles it

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Thinking about it, do you think their membership is going to cost 10 instead of 5?

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>>56135139
It was surprisingly fun. I kept it on in the background and started watching after hearing how much they were giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa bouncy chest! Mococo's bouncy shirt!

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>>56140946
They don't want girls to get heart attack.

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>>56140577
RM:Mori and Kiara both did the whole "weeb moves to Japan for music" that FWMC did (all to varying degrees of success), so she relates to them most in EN

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>>56140298
>Felt good telling them to fuck off though
I can imagine. Fortunately I work in a really small company, so we're pretty much transparent, but I would quit the first day I learned someone's getting paid more based just on their location.
>>56140406
Why anyone thinks this is fair is beyond me.

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>>56141194
>weeb
Their roommates are white????????

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why did Mori raid a superchat stream instead of Bijou who at that time was still playing a game?

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>>56141228
Half dog.

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>>56140208
>It's all built so that you can't retire too early and escape the grind
Most people born in and after the 80's don't want to "retire" anyway. They got programmed into thinking retirement is literally having nothing to do, so every day they thank their corporate overlords for actually having things to do with their time. I've literally had situations with people asking me "but what are you going to do" when I told them I'm planning to quit my job in like 10 years or so and just live on the money and assets I've saved up. They cannot comprehend the idea of spending your time however you want it. They think it's all going to work or watching Netflix.

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>>56141270
it was a mistake.

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>>56141333
I hate gen x so much bros

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>>56141333
They always say that they'll find a job after retiring too, because "they'll be so bored without one"

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>>56141194
you can't possible compare some 13 year old girl running off to japan with her internet bf to someone trying to make big bucks in japan with crappy music

[Anonymous No.]

>>56141464
why

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>>56141495
That kazoo is backwards.

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>>56141472
Whos the one with a bf? I need to know RIGHT NOW

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>>56141531
She inhales instead of exhaling.

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>>56141472
"To varying degrees of success"

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>>56141194
I don't watch Mori or Kiara, but they remind me a lot of Pomu in very many ways.

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>>56141532
technically he's mococo's bf but he's also fuwawa's bf when mococo isn't looking

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>>56141617
That man?
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56141543
How dare you say Polka sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56141617
>>56141633
wow, I can't believe outed myself like this

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>>56141633
I don't remember typing this post, but I can verify that that man is me

[Anonymous No.]

>Work on a small web development company for 6 years
>Have to spend daily almost 3 hours to commute
>Be absolutely miserable
>Someone buys the company
>The new boss seems like a pretty smart dude
>ENTER COVID
>He refuses to let anyone work from home, but he makes a few special exceptions
>I am one of those few special exceptions
>ENTER VTUBERS
>Suddenly I realize that I'm actually pretty happy for once
>After a few grave cases of covid my boss decides to let everyone work from home
>EXIT COVID
>Boss mandates that everyone returns to the office
>I give him the finger because the company was doing better than ever when everyone was working from home and I didn't want to give up my happiness
>He realizes he can't fire me, but does his best to make me quit
>I don't give a fuck, I'm happy
>The company eventually goes to shit
>I decide to start my own company
>I manage to get some of the clients from my original company
>I'm still working from home, have enough money to get by and things are looking good
>I can still watch vtubers
Follow your dreams

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>>56141751
BASED

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>>56141751
I'm starting a new job in an office next month after years of WFH and I was pretty distraught about having to become a VOD watcher but FWMC reassured me just last stream that it was okay to be a VOD watcher(Smile Protected)

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>>56141310
>Half dog
White women need to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56141751
Based. Break the wage slave chains anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140577
she is fun

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>>56141569
They didn't even start with the same goal in mind nor with the same mentality. It's a given the one in music did better than the pothead trying to be an influencer on insta

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>>56141751
WFH is the best. Perhaps I'll create my own startup company!

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>>56141839
Where do you think their "fur babies" come from?

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>>56139621

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>Sister hag weebs who sleep in a bunk bed
Literal perfection. How can other women even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56140265
Me too
t. Pero

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>>56142061
FAT FUCK GET OUT

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>>56141472
Who is the boyfriend one

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>>56141531
>A kazoo player hums, rather than blows, into the bigger and flattened side of the instrument.
It's not actually. And she would know, since she plays the kazoo frequently, which is why she made this image properly

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>>56141472
>bf
WHO????

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>>56140577
Maybe because Mori isn't a bad person. She just sucks at doing her job sometimes and has stubbornness issues.

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>>56142262
Welp. I don't know why I was so sure about it when I haven't played a kazoo in like 25 years. sasuga polka-san

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>>56142032
They literally can't.

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https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1691363983415300097
>first time playing HoloCure
>since we got out of The Cell
>It's been such a long time
Are they implying that they've actually played it before?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid dogs! You make me look bad!
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!

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>>56142411
They're hardcore Hololive fans. Of course they've played it before.

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>>56142411
There is no implying in it unless you are on meds. They played it before but just didn't yell it out multiple times like for zelda.

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>>56142411
They played it from jail. I guess they had a library with some PCs.

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>>56141472
>bf
Who?

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>>56142286
>>56142622
me

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>>56128425
So my name was read by fwmc early on in the superchat reading, which threw me off because I had no memory of sending a superchat (I'm an alcoholic). I was obviously elated, but sifting through my bank records, paypal history, and youtube purchase history, I have no record of buying this superchat. It also doesn't appear in the vod chat replay, but that could be because I purchased it during pre-chat. Is there a way I can confirm this shit for myself because my schizo brain is REELING right now over this (there's no chance it's another person with the same account name).

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>>56142821
Whats your youtube name anon

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>>56142821
so we got
>insecureposter
>goslingposter
>trannyposter
>moustachebro
>jprepsposter
and now
>alzheimerposter

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>>56142585
Most first world countries don't use prisons as a loophole for legal slavery. That's a USA thing. Many others treat prisoners like human beings and give access to things like PCs to help rehabilitate them into society.

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>>56142936
i call it a diverse community

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>>56142945
this wasn't your opportunity to bring up the prison industrial complex... fuck off

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>>56142821
the link was posted like 15 times last thread but https://hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/ndQ7Tau7yZ0.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>56142936
Can I get a name? I'm the guy in love with Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

>>56143130
okay you'll be..
gaylord
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>56143130
yeah, your name is fuwawa

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I want to marry her

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>>56142945
but I thought they were jailed in another world not first world

[Anonymous No.]

for brave ruffians only

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>>56143339
Sorry anon she's already my wife

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bau bau but I am at work...

[Anonymous No.]

fck they just said at the supa reading to not stay up late to watch them
Maybe i should not have watched their sakura stream when i had to wake up at 3 hours after it ended
it was so fun tho and watching live just feels different

[Anonymous No.]

I had a weird realisation over the last few days. I don't really like Hololive EN anymore. I mean they're fine, but I just don't enjoy watching them like I did back in 2020 anymore. I don't feel the emotional connection. But FuwaMoco brought that back. I'm a FuwaMoco exclusive watcher now. I don't watch any EN streams without them.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone has already forgotten that he is still kidnapped...

[Anonymous No.]

>Wuffian, we can't do that. My sheets will get dirty! Though in Mococo's bed is probably fine hehe~

[Anonymous No.]

good day wuffians. I just got back from work and can't wait for FuwaMoco Morning in 4 hours! I sure hope the zero misunderstandings streak will continue!

[Anonymous No.]

So... You did add the oshi mark on your yt name... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56144694
anon... there's no fwmc mornig today...

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched yosuga no sora and holly hell that was crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>56144984
How is it possible to NOT enjoy Yosuga no Sora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>56144984
It has fantastic music, art, atmosphere and setting. The story is done better in the VN, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>56144984
Yosuga no Sora is like Beastars. Absolute dogshit, but masterpiece only for those with particular fetish

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/mx_3Ds5lD0w

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2M2HxTxZpA
W-what did she mean by this