/gem/ - Koseki Bijou General

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>Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijou
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kosekibijou

>Streams
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze4SGtNX_9s
Previous stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L6uZUwIx0o
Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v0

>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akn_Gdi05Ys

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-koseki-bijou
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

>Schedule
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1690903067854794752

>Previous
>>56420846

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BIBOO LOVE

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Licking Biboo's cute pits.

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I can't believe love-me-some-rock-anon is dead.

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>>56458253
>>56458377
Good art other than the massive offmodel cow tits

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>>56454617
power pro looks fun

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Hello pebbles, I'm going to correct your rock. Rubbing Biboo's chest and sleeping with her was only the beginning.

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>>56458526
it's gravel padding

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>>56458709
Oh no, that's terrible! Can I watch?

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Is catbox not working for anyone else? I haven't been able to access catbox links or view soundposts for the past week

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>>56458958
it is your ISP, do you live in a brown country?

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>>56458958
Xfinitiy / Comcast? It's your ISP pebble. There's no known cure aside from using a VPN.

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Nerissa licking my creampie out of biboo's gaping cunny

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>>56459011
Yeah I have Xfinity, guess that explains it

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>>56459122
If it's any consolation, many have been saying that litter.catbox works for them. It's just files.catbox

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>>56458997
NTA, I'm a huemonkey and both catbox and litterbox are working fine for me.

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>>56458404
luve me some death He's probably just asleeep

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>>56458404
Sorry I corrected him for being so cute, he should wake up fairly soon though

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Do you think Bijou enjoyed Nerissas pudding?

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I bet biboo could fist Nerissa's gaping hag cunt up to her elbow with ease

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>>56459840
But she's a rock.

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>>56460561
And?

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Reminder to polish your pebble for Biboo

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>>56461583
She's about to polish my pebble.
https://files.catbox.moe/68a4rf.jpg

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I'm sorry but she needs to understand that constantly singing the bgm is not good commentary. she's so close to greatness and this is entirely constructive criticism

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>>56461431
It would hurt.

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>>56462132
She's a big girl.

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>>56462175
For you.

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This is designed for 1-way insertion

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>>56463216
Cat penises have backwards barbs on them. It's not that they're a 1-way insertion, it's that when they finish they pull it out ripping the female cat's cunt in the process.
Please do not stick the Moai into rock Luna, just use your cock like a normal human.

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>>56463730
>it's that when they finish they pull it out ripping the female cat's cunt in the process
what evolutionary advantage could this have

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>played apex with Ollie
Very grim...

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>>56464073
makes it easier to rape

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>>56464073
The barbs rake the female's vagina to trigger ovulation. Incidentally, female cats react about the same for a replacement as they do for a male cat penis.

It's cats. If it was that awful to endure, they simply wouldn't.

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Bless you pebbles, have a good day

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>>56464879
Yes, more Biboo today, so it will be a great day.

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>>56464879
God I want to rape Kaela so bad then have her push me down and peg me back

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We know she's part Thai but what's the other part?

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>>56465409
Rock.

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>>56465409
Land.

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>>56464879
Getting more Biboo Elden Wing today so it's gonna be an amazing day (or night for me)! Also I can't wait for Biboo and Kaela to collab on stream eventually.
You have a good day too!

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>>56465176
Biboo you have better things to do than posting /here/

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>>56465409
Gems.

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>>56465409
Clay.

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a biboo baba, bib biboo. bam bee bop bop
biiboo bo

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>>56465526
Yeah Biboo, commission even more cunny artwork from proper cunnysseurs for the downtime between streams.

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>>56465607

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>>56465470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqINW3rU6eU
Is she going to get to any of these bosses? I was linked this video and most of these seem completely bullshit, especially with a challenge build like hers.

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>>56465607
That is so fucking hot, i want to fuck her

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I want to rape the Biboo

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>>56465607
I need more of her gibberish

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>>56466845
RORU
RUMAO

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Tourist here, why does she go by every name except her actual name? she’d probably answer to bazinga before she answered to bijou. Don’t the chuubas themselves have a say in their name prior to debut?

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>>56465081
only 3 hours.. ;( but better than no stream

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>>56467023
What are you talking about? She debuted as Tzatziki Banjo

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>>56465409
1st gen thai American. Thai but born in the America

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>>56467023
does it really need an explanation? it's just a cute nickname and everyone already knows, it's like calling Noel, Danchou.

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>>56467023
Her genmates gave her the nickname Biboo because it's cute, and the fan nicknames evolved from that. She still introduces herself as Bijou whenever she's not memeing.

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>>56467023
I know right? No fans would ever fuck around with the name of their oshi

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>>56467023

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Threadly reminder that Biboo is NOT flat.

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>>56465607
throws away*

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>>56467023
Have you ever had friends?

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>>56467667
oh yeah then why couldn't she bounce anything on her chest yesterday

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>>56465607
She speaks Gooba/Moom nice

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>>56467667
she is flat enough

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>>56467777
you must be blind. it was bouncing. yorick's legs were just too sticky.

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Im hoping next weeks Elden Ring has no interruptions. Last two weeks there has been something that makes her end prematurely. First ID Cup, now 3DRyS.

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biboo with d cups

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>>56468180
Small > Flat > Cowtits

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>>56468082
Same. I just want a long ass ER stream for like 7 or 8 hours.

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>>56467667
wrong she is flat

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>>56468082
Yeah there better not be anything interrupting Elden Wing kino next week.

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>>56467802
Don't associate Mumei with Biboo. Boring vtuber.

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>>56466330
Any given boss in Elden Ring ranges from being a complete joke to requiring you to i-frame ten attacks in a row before you get your turn to take a single swing. It all depends on your build. Some are easy for melee, some are easy for magic, some favor speed, some favor brute force and staggering, some favor damage over time, etc.

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Beep beep! Beware! If you shitpost I will isekai you!

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It's a tired subject for sure but god I hate shipping prices, 19 bucks to get my acrylic Biboo delivered... It's a small price to pay that's more than worth it for her of course, but still.

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>>56468810
don't worry. pray for biboo for not making it boring.

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hard fast anal gaping bijou

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>>56468810
Biboo is the anti-Mumei. They're outwardly alike in character but Biboo runs laps in showmanship around her, even after two years in Hololive.

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>holo vs holo shit

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I wonder what she's gonna finish considering she'll be playing BG3, AC6, ER, and ToTK. Safe to assume they'll never finish BG3.

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>>56471164
Yeah I seriously doubt they're going to finish BG3. It's a massive game and there are some time zone differences with the planned group.

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Much like how Kronii showed me that asphyxiation kinks (in anime/manga) are hot, Biji showed me that instant loss is hilarious. She's got a heavy voice with a few balloons tied to it. So hearing her say "ha-HA you are no match for- OH!? OW OW OW WAIT STO- I DIIIIIIED X-X" is hilarious. Also her "yah!" Is a softer version of Kobo's, which is nice.

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>>56471164
If they want to finish BG3 they'd have to play it a lot so I don't think they're gonna finish it. Biboo will finish Elden Wing, ToTK and AC6 tho.

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https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1693009674415513914
Elden Ring

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>>56471164
Its a 4 person collab.
Zero chance they finish. Its hard enough to align schedules for a 2 person collab, let alone a 4 person.
But if she ends up liking it enough, she might do a solo run eventually.

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>>56471164
its a 40 hour game and a 4 people collab, so 5 streams of 8 hours at a minimum, multiply by retarded streamers coefficient and we arrive at a minimum of 10 streams that are 8 hours long. They are never going to finish it and no one except Kaela (if she plays it) will finish it

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>another ER stream going to be cut short because everyone wants the same fucking time slot
Its so over

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>>56471579
why are you linking me to a porn site

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BIBOO IN THE PRE

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>>56472296
That pre? Mine.

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I for one believe bijou is heading down a brightly lit path full of adventure where she's always going to meet the people she means to! I believe in hope for Bijou!!!

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I could have sex with Bijou and no one here would even know.

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didnt realize there was a flare Splatoon stream earlier today. Fuck.

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>>56472954
You fantasize too much anon

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>>56472035
That's the time she usually streams though

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>>56472035
This brat needs to wake up earlier so that she can stream earlier

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>>56473164
that doesnt disprove anything i said?

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>>56471451
Anon, she's a mahou shoujo
They're pretty much up there right next to onna kishi and elves in the instant loss tradition, but with cuter and funnier aesthetics usually
The "heroine of justice every kid watching on TV wanted to see job to the tentacle monster"

Her leaning hard into the Pekora etc style of "talk shit and then get hit immediately, or talk shit more if it works" fits the bill perfectly though, yeah

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>>56473298
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>56473298
Do you guys post in her pre-stream chat?

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>>56473520
Nah. I just read.

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>>56473520
She's responded to me twice.

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>>56473520
Yeah, it's fun interacting with her

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>>56473520
Yes, but I hide my power level

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>>56473520
Yep. Gotten replied to several times.

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>>56473520
I'd get too anxious for that so I just read her messages in that site

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>>56473520
Yeah, she's responded to me 4 times.

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>>56473520
I don't even post in regular chat

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>>56473520
No I only talk with her in dms

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>>56473520
I should start... I usually post only when she's live.

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>Check the prechat
>It's you degenerates talking about her feet until she pops into the middle of the convo to scare everyone off
amazing

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>>56473596
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>>56473775
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

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>>56473919
lick feet

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>oh wait that works
This fucking rock.

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>>56474140
TT_TT

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https://twitter.com/Maru_ccy/status/1692937827493789942
BIBOO LIKED THIS

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>>56474209
Nonflat deniers in shambles.

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>>56474474
She's entranced by the pantsu, give her a break

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>>56474209
Biboo is so nice to give flat deniers some crumbs.

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>>56474140
Pretty sure I see the JPs retweet pretty much any ecchi art they find short of actual ero

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>>56474636
Matsuri has liked straight up porn of herself.
Dont believe me? Go look. It wont take long to see.
Im not sure if EN has the same rules as JP, but JP can like whatever the fuck they want.

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>>56474209
She is /here/ and she is trolling the internet for lewds to put on catbox.

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>>56474209
>bijou has probably seen https://twitter.com/Maru_ccy/status/1692939856773525528

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>>56473520
yes, she responded to me once

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>>56474209
We know she's the biggest memelord, an MMO addict and absolute gamer. She must be /here/, it's obvious.

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>>56474962
If you scroll through likes she's got even super low-reach Spiderbiboo meme shit with 10~50 likes in there, she's probably seen everything from that to the helix fossil cunny pic

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>>56474953
kaela is just rescuing her rock friends

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>>56475200
Bringing pebbles closer to Biboo.

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Kaela has a boob canyon

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>>56475144
>>56474746
I swear to god I've been telling you guys she's /here/ since day one. Whenever she streams she has /gem/ on auto scroll. Proofs? I have some. But I also have no doubts.
BIBOO I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU

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Does she have any plans to play Super Auto Pets?

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>>56475538
Pebbles pretty much are her super auto pets at this point.

I have no idea.

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Glad to see she seems to be getting more comfortable with banter (or at least more material to work with) between prechat, the Katamari zatsu, engaging with stuff like Gerudo or her rock candy feet, etc.
Chat reflects the streamer and all, so curious to see if she ends up cultivating a culture of kusogakis and ojiisans who constantly try to tease her or egg her on and vice-versa. Kind of like senchou/the rabbit or maybe Shigure Ui's chat or something.

Not sure if there's a big audience for that in EN, but at the very least it seems like it'd be optimal for her as a gamer who enjoys fucking around and grinding, to have a chat constantly goading her on or giving her silly/troll suggestions to work with, instead of currently still rushing to give basic meta advice or spoil puzzle answers.

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I fuckin love the Beep Boop gem girl

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Today we Ring
Tomorrow we Fall, guys

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>>56475969
That's the good stuff.

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>>56475969
This artist knows how it is.

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>>56475881
>Not sure if there's a big audience for that in EN
Even if there's not a big audience, nobody is really doing that right now. Hope Biboo capitalizes on it.

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SEX WITH ROCK LOLI

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>>56475969
holy moly

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>>56475969
RAPE

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I don't like new games much at all and have near zero interest in elden ring but bijou has made every stream fun.

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>>56476267
I think fanboy "helpful" mentality will prevail and the most trolling we'll get is stuff like appraise clutch heals.

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>>56476381
I think we need our very own go to horny jail meme picture for this general.

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ROCK IS LIVE

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Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze4SGtNX_9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze4SGtNX_9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze4SGtNX_9s

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She's on...

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>>56476466
I think you need to go the fuck back to r/retardedniggers.

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I can't wait

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>>56476504
How rude!

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>>56476408
honestly, it's the same for me with Zelda, I fucking despise the game and it was pain watching other chuubas but I had a lot of fun with her

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kira kira koseki~

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>>56476563

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Bijou the rock

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bibu!

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Oh god that "biboo~"

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>Another year of the same transformation sequence

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOO

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ELDEN WING

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HOPE HATE

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Noooooooooooooo ;______;

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So today is 4 hours of fighting radahn?

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Bijou is all the hope I need.

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At least we have gem today

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IRYS
HATE

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>>56476867
>>56476754
>Hating wife's future girlfriend

Shameful

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>Mori

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>Last week she ended early because pokemon
>This week she's ending early because irys

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GAY WITCHES IN MECHA

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>Calli collab
eww
>we'll try to finish the campaign
that will never happen with a 4 player collab, they will drop the game after one or two streams

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Are you happy, EUbros?

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Towa Tokoyami
Towa Tokoyami
Towa Tokoyami

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>>56476947
Bandai is listening! Anon!

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Place bets: how many months for them to finish BG3, assuming they finish?

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>>56476267
>>56476416
>Seems highly tilt resistant so far, so fucking with her feels safe
>Invites it with her instant loss-tier dialogue the other anon was mentioning, or just by constantly inviting bad karma in games
>Not complete dogshit at the game as a baseline either so it doesn't feel like kicking a puppy
Think she has a decent chance to capitalize on it as long as she keeps guiding chat towards it by giving them starter material like the piss bottles or frankly even the Spiderman stuff, as well as regularly teasing/baiting/taunting them in return

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who does biboo romance in bg3?

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>>56477019
yes, I can only watch like 3 hours until I get sleepy and I have to finish the next day

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>>56477066
me

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>>56476947
Great show.

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>>56476945
It's unlucky
The Elden Ring streams are my favorite content from Bijou and they get cut short like this

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ah!
ih!
ah!

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>>56477066
the gay bear

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>>56477066
wouldnt shadowheart be the closest to ranni

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>>56477048
lol
lmao

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Biboo is extra :D today and it fills me with energy

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>>56477019
Yeah. The beginning is gonna be the most interesting I think

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>>56477019

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Finally time for some elwen wing

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I've never watched Kaela, is she really that fun? Biboo seems to like her

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ELDEN WING

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>>56477048
Assuming they get together once per week and only put in 3-4 hours per stream it'll likely take around 6-9 months. If they skip a lot of optional shit maybe 4-6 months.

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GRRRRRRR

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>stopping for niggermon unit
>stopping for cope descends
I fucking hate hololive culture, holy shit

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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my heart she's too cute

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cope and seethe

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why does she say wing is she a legitimate child
she's making weird noises right now too

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>>56477284
I think her early career she had trouble keeping up banter while gaming but she has gotten a lot better. try any of the recent holocure streams

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rrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRADAHN FESTIVAAAAAAAAAL

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>>56477284
She's comfy, which means boring to some people. I really like her

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>>56477350
first biboo stream?

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each sling doesnt even do that much damage, she might run out of blue drinkies

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>>56477350
elden wing sounds cute

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>>56477284
Kaela has her moments but unless you want to watch her grind things for hours and repeatedly try to trick her into saying she's cute/tease her by calling her cute you will be bored.

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TORRENT THE REAL MVP

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Narrator: she was not ok

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If banjo kazooie does it in one try I will never masturbate to shiori ever again

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>>56477357
>>56477365
thanks I'll check her, I used to watch Ina, so low energy isn't an issue for me

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So how strong was the prenerf/patch version of this guy Biboo mentioned beating last time?
When I was looking it up during the last Elden Wing stream people seemed pretty evenly divided between
>deserved the nerf, his hitboxes were broken
>his hitboxes were broken on purpose since you're supposed to summon all the NPCs at him

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Did she practice off stream or something? She went from getting wrecked before even getting close to doing it in one shot

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>baaaaalls! aaaaah!
yeah, mine

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she keeps jumping off torrent and not getting punished for it lol

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>>56477555
she wasnt doing it with torrent before

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>>56477495
careful I lost a bet yesterday and I had to post balls in /bau/

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oh, she was doing "it" with torrent alright

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>>56477546
>broken
>on purpose

do people really?

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biboo desperately running from balls (mine)

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>>56477555
Sometimes going away and coming back to it later will make you perform so much better. This isn't reserved to games only, every problem-solving thing can benefit from this

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>>56477555
Last time she did it on foot. I don't understand the ones who say it's easier on foot. I always found it easier on torrent.

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wait ive never seen radahn do the meteor twice

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GAMING

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BIBOO GAMING

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>>56477685
maybe its anti-caster AI

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She did it!

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>>56477427
not first but not a frequent watcher
>>56477450
very cute but i cant help but hear uncorrected child

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first try FIRST TRY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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FIRST TRY

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FIRST TRY

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my wife is so strong

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>>56477685
That's because you, good sir, did not tactically retreat like a smart person.

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Actual first try, doubters me in shambles

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Such a gamer

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rocks > big sword

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bijou has bigger balls than radahn

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pretty sure that's the easiest radahn has gone for any holo

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My wife is such a gamer, holy crap

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>>56477495
I'm sorry about your pending blue balls, anon

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>>56477571

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BIBOO JUST KILLED HER BROTHER-IN-LAW LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

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I will make her pregnant first try too.

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>using the most OP spell in the game
How is this supposed to be a challenge

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>>56477600
link?

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If you aren't using melee you didn't actually beat him.

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>>56477867
It's strong but if you honestly think it's the most OP you clearly don't know much about the game. It only excels against big, slow bosses that aren't constantly jumping around or putting pressure on you. The windup is slow as fuck and the tracking is pretty bad.

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How nice that there hasn't been any gatekee-

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>>56477867
Ah there it is.

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>>56477284
I like her cause she cute*cough* cool and comfy. I enjoy her long streams while I work. She speaks English a lot.

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>>56477883
no bro I won't do it again
>>56477867
this spell is terribad

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>>56477948
but anon if you dont limit yourself to my own self imposed arbitrary rules, youre not a real gamer reeee

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>>56477948
>>56477939
Just Ignore diggers farming (you)s guys

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WE DONT TALK ABOUT BOC

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Boc got the roc

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boc boc!

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>>56477555
Seems about expected for going back to a Soulsborne game boss you grinded a while ago as she described
>Spend half the first runs dying looking for Patches and shit as a meme
>Don't respect a couple of attacks that one-shot you from full
>Re-download most of the moves and then shit on the boss

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Just do the usual with diggers and ignore them.

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>still feel bad about it

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>>56478116
>Stabs him
>giggles about it

Kinda scary that she would kill you in between giggles then laugh about it later

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your oshi has finally made me want to reboot elden ring and go become elden lord
i very much like your oshi, pebblephiles.
god i want to fuck the rock

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whats the best staff for bijou?

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>>56477495
anon is grunty now

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WIFE MENTIONED

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>>56478116
why is this gen so violent, they are literally murderhobos

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>>56478116
fixed

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>>56478209
theyre criminals nonny

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>>56478183
If she is using the Meteorite staff it can carry her through most of the game until she hits high int and a fully upgraded Carian Royal Staff

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>>56478267
Carian Royal Staff isn't a crystal or rock weapon

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>>56478256
...
true

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ogey
RRAT

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>>56477048
>consistent group stream with mori involved
lmao. there are gonna be 3 sessions max over the next two months before it's put on "indefinite hiatus"

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>>56477623
High difficulty games inevitably invite either stockholm syndrome, or people too stupid to tell the difference between "probably not working as intended" and "actually meant to be challenging"
MonHun used to be like this too

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>>56478177
welcome aboard. she loves all pebbles and you as well. pmdk

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>>56478267
yeah but whats the BEST staff?

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>>56478326
Then meteorite staff will carry her the whole game

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>>56478388
Mine.

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why is her sword in her offhand? is casting faster from the right hand?

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>>56478209
>Advent canonically escaped jail
Yeah checks out

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>>56478409
lol you wish seething dicklet

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>>56478209
Did you pay attention to the lore at all?

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>>56478412
There is no "offhand" in ER. Each hand has the same moveset regardless.

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>>56477948
I genuinely didn't want to be that guy. It's not even the player's fault; Fromsoft shat the bed with the AI. Elden Ring's boss AI just isn't equipped to handle people constantly kiting. You avoid basically every mechanic of the fight because of it. You end up taking a game that is played *because* it is hard and trivializing everything about it. I love Biboo, I just hope she switches to a rock melee weapon soon. Because, unfortunately, the game just isn't very good otherwise.

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>>56478412
>Not having your "sword" in your offhand during your wife's stream

Then why even bother?

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>>56478209
the twins and the rock having the time of their fucking lives nuking civilians in EDF was good shit

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>>56478483
prove it

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>>56473520
yeah, but I never got a answer

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>>56478485
>>>/v/

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>>56478488
not all of us are semen addicted /trash/ gooners

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ATLUS

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>>56478452
why so angry?

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Biboo....

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>>56478485
Go back

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>Be gravity mage
>Die to fall damage

why....

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>>56478483
You can only use the Ashes of War of right hand weapon

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>unsubscribed

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why is she so fucking CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

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>local rock too happy to actually frown

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How does she get cuter with every stream?

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>>56478658
>Meteorite Staff Weapon Art: None

Methinks there's no problem

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>try to frown
>expression barely changes
>both eyes twitch from the effort
she's in a perpetual :D state and going against it is akin to challenging Nature's strongest forces

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>>56478663
Imagine resting your elbow on her head then watching her get mad and weakly pound on your chest

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>>56478371
You could use this on most members but not Mori

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>>56478744
You are so dumb its insane

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>actual platforming in a soulslike
this is the most terrifying thing i've seen from elden wing so far

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>>56478747
Biboo trying to frown is like trying to press two of the same magnetic poles together

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>What if, you had to jump on these platforms, but it's also too dark to see anything?

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That skelly? Me.

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>>56478836
Nah, that's too easy

Where's the giant skeletons ready to kick you into the abyss?

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THIS BRAT

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Naked biboo..

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>>56478889
Bitch

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>Cheesing the mimic fight

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BIBOO'S GETTING NAKED IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW
LATER FAGGOTS

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Sound clip

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Chadseki is too strong...

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please bijou-sama

please increase your endurance

>DAMAGE

nooooooooo

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>>56479407
Literally everyone knows damage is the best stat in any game ever

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>>56479407
Damage is the answer

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>I didn't mean it!
>Giggles about it
>I'm sorry!!
>Giggles harder

methinks she's not sorry at all

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>>56479407
>he doesn't put 60 points in main stat befor even leveling vigor
ngmi anon

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Brat corrected.

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B...

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>>56479407
Found the casual.

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>>56479407
You barely need END in Elden Ring. Stamina costs are so low for everything

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what the dog doing

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>>56479536
BRAT
CORRECTED

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I never played Young Sheldon Ring, is this area where this webm is from?

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>>56479656
Not yet

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>Oneshots radahn
>Dies to random mobs and gravity
100% practiced offstream

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Watchalong with biboo, let's GO

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>>56479656
yes and no

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>15hr+ LotR marathon
>Even more if you're masochistic and add the Hobbits
Jesus christ don't just joke about actual endurance streams like that

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Only way I'd watch lord of the rings is if cover gave Bijou a bikini with a t-back. Nothing against the movie or watching it with Bijou I just don't care for any of the movies.

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>>56479748
My family used to like watching the production documentaries as well

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My S&M rock wife!

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>>56479748
>Hobbit

Dude please...

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That was a cute sneeze face

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>>56479937
What the fuck, is this legit?

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Slapping biboo cheeks

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>>56479937
I dont see whats wrong

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>>56480039
With my cock

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maso
cheese

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>Maso CHISSED

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masoshist...

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>>56479984
Hobbit movies are a meme for a reason.

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She does it on purpose

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masocheese

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>mac 'n' cheese

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>>56480103
No shit

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>"it will hit eventually!"
>slips and fall
What a comedian, holy crap

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deserved

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DAMN BRATTY CHILD 𒅄
RIDING OUT OF SLAP RANGE 𒅄𒅄
NEED FALL CORRECTION 𒅄

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No skill is pretty accurate
Imagine missing several point blank shots and jumping to your doom

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The sad part is

even if she wins

she can't use the reward

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>>56480226
Yeah, it's cute.

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I like Biboo's gazz

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She's so mean to us, pebblebros...

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I get it.
Maso-schist

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clean it up, Jannondorf!

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>>56480366
𒅄𒅄𒅄

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>>56479703
Random mobs are way more dangerous than bosses because of how unpredictable they can be. Bosses have carefully designed movesets to make for challenging, yet fun, fights. Whoever designed the normal enemies did not put in that level of effort. If you used a randomizer to mod the game so that every enemy was a stat-scaled runebear or giant fingercreeper, the game would be almost impossible to complete.

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Rock farts

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>biboo's eternal meme she dreamed of creating will be janondorf
thoughts?

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obviously she's purposely shooting the rocks completely ass backwards on purpose but that's actually some fucky tracking, huh
happened during radahn too, half the time the shots would clip straight back through the horse to hit him and other half the time they went upwards for some reason

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>>56480482
>obviously
>on purpose

I'm happy you think of our wife so highly

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>>56478093
basedjakparty lost
/qa/ lost

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>>56475969
Noncanon

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>>56480453
cute and fitting

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>>56475969
Canon

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IQ of a rock

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Will I die? (Of cuteness)

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impeccable timing

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I love when she laughs...

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Chat getting good at collective gaslighting

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>>56480763

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>is there a safe pillar?
Yeah, mine.

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ITT: no greenscreen memes. DISAPPOINTING

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The Ger in Gerudo is pronounced the same way as the Ger in Germany. Chat is retarded. Biboo is right

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>>56480763
her IQ is the last 3 numbers of my post

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>Janondorf, King of the Jerudo
Funny.
>Chat replacing every fucking G in a word with J
Not funny.
Really know how to beat a joke into the ground.

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>first collab with council was with fauna
BASED

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Jermany

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>>56481010

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>>56481011
shut up nijjer

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The cute jumps

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>>56481010
>10 IQ

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>>56481011
Nijjer Fajjot

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>>56480453
it's a little silly because it's not like ganon/gerudo are real words, or that there weren't "how do you pronounce gif" tier threads for the topic years before zelda games started getting voiced
but I'll take it over people trying to elevate any other english soft/hard consonant mispronunciation into a meme

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>>56480986
https://youtu.be/7q-g1TqW7qw?t=394

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>>56481071
>>56481113
Case in point.

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>>56481119
>Literal who

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>>56481010
fucking shattered

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pyaa pyaa pyaa pyaa

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> walk 3 steps
> read the message option
I'm new to this game, that's supposed to be lore?

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>>56481167
>He doesn't know who Nabooru is
ngmi

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I'm sorry biboo, I couldn't hold it and some got into your mouth

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>>56480986
Gorilla

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>>56481207
messages left from other players. You can't write anything, you have you use the preselected words
I don't play this game so this may be not accurate

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>>56481235
>Our wife will never swallow

damn...

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>fly aloha snackbar'd into rockunny's literal perpetual :D
holy shit
the bravest pebble, he's finally become one with his oshi

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That harasser fly? Me.

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That fly? Me

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I'm that fly, I'm trying to suck biboo biboobs sweat

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>>56481112
>”how do you pronounce gif” tier threads
you know it really is like being on gamefaqs sometimes right now. Pronunciation topics were absolute gutter crap quality then too, you’d find users who hardly actually talk about the game outside of superfluous LUE-lite shit in there.
I’m glad biboo is entertaining and can actually move to other topics instead of being on a weird feedback loop though. I stopped caring about it after the first time
I laughed at her pronunciations and that was like three streams ago now

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>>56481207
nearly all of the glowing words are player generated, that's a common feature in souls type games. There may be a few fixed spots, maybe.

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>>56481445
I'm fairly certain developer messages have a distinctly different glow. There are a small handful of them even outside of the tutorial area.

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>>>56481508
>>>56481508
>>>56481508

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New thread
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>>56481508
>>56481508

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NICE BACKFLIP BIBOO

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>>56481276
Gentle
Giant
Germ
Gym