Gawr Gura

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Professional speedrunner edition

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That was a pretty good first attempt at speedrunning. I think she would learn more if she respawned instead of making a new world every time she died. It was just practice after all. But yeah that was enough proof for me that she's perfectly capable of learning and has above average gaming skills. Plus she was exceptionally funny this stream.

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>>568685
she has already speedrun her way into my heart in record time

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First for reddit shark

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>>568809
Shark learns good!

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She should collab with some professional minecraft speedrunners if you know what I'm talking about ;)

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>>570614
she's one of the only members of holo EN that doesn't use reddit fag.
She's 4chan Shark.
Cope Dilate Seethe

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>>570675
>rrat intensifies
Before collabing with her senpais or kouhais.

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It's been interesting to watch her skills evolve the more time she puts into Minecraft

I think people have this expectation that everyone's heard of all the tricks and strategies by this point and get shocked when someone has to learn all of this by doing it through trial and error

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Yeah it was a good slowrun, i was impressed

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>>568685
>wasting time “practicing” Minecraft
>meanwhile the EN server is decaying into dust

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>>571378
The server needs more members. Plain and simple. 4 and a quarter people just isn't enough to keep it growing steadily.

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>>571516
I get that but if she’s going to waste hours playing mc why not do it in their established server.

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>>571615
Because the whole point is to start with fresh server, otherwise it doesn't count as a speedrun.

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>>571378
I'll never understand why they wouldn't let ID join the en server.
Time difference? Maybe?

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Have some chocolate on me this Valentine's Day, chumbuds!

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Soon Gura will be speedrunning this Project Diva

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>>572434
Maybe they're trying to keep the primitive appeal, let Moona in and she'd be building a fusion reactor by next week

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>>574472
I don’t think that’s intentional. They’re all just retarded and don’t bother to learn the game.

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>>568809
>>570658
most people with ADHD, despite a difficulty with focusing on things, are pretty quick on the uptake when they do.

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>>572434
there's nothing stopping them. ID1 was already established in the JP server by the time EN debuted and ID2 had to pick between a very established server that had their branch senpais and a somewhat established server that didn't, the choice was pretty clear. expect the EN server to get more lively after EN2 debuts

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>>568685
How the fuck do you even "speedrun" a game like Minecrap? Is that just some meme?

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>>575118
beat the end dragon retard

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>>575118
It's simple, but deceptively so:

crafting table -> wooden pickaxe -> stone pickaxe -> nether portal -> blaze powder -> eye of ender -> end portal -> defeat ender dragon

It takes normal players.many hours to reach the End with conventional methods, and the tricks speedrunners use can vary widely

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>>575118
You go from loading the world to the closest thing the game has for credits, the roll that you get after jumping into the portal that spawns after beating the ender dragon. For normal people, this would likely take a few hours to a day if they were focused enough on only that. The world record, however, is just over 14 minutes.

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>>570675
I don't get it. Can you explain?

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>>574908
she likes challenge

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>>570743
YouTube shark.

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does anyone know any good short stories?
plese help

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>>568685
she did fairly good last night. though the last speedrun attempt ended in typical gura fashion. she gets to the castle starts to build a shelter to save her location, and promptly falls off the bridge into lava. I had a great laugh.

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>>570743
Senzawa definitely goes to r/4chan

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>>578599
She thought she will not get better run, that why she cut stream short.

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>>571378
The EN server need a grand project which the girls need to collaborate with each other in multiple streams.
Right now, EN server content is just strip mining, terraforming, or exploring. Gura does not think her audience would like to watch those that why she trying new thing.
Honestly, I rather watch Gura, Ame, Ina playing skyblock than those 3 solo Minecraft stream.

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Does anybody else feel that Gura lets her mood affect the streams way too much? Sometimes you can clearly tell by her tone of voice she's annoyed and stressed with something and that results in doomer streams like the blaze rod minecraft stream. Hell, go and watch the first part of Visage and compare with the second, it's like night and day.
She badly needs to work on that.

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>>579604
>The EN server need a grand project which the girls need to collaborate with each other in multiple streams
For Ina and Ame maybe. I'd rather watch Gura trying something new than having her doing 4 streams of the same shit. She's way too slow at building shit.

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>>574407
I hope Gura is as good as she says. I miss hrt being a badass bros...And we even lost RFA now...
https://files.catbox.moe/4v59ee.mp4

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>>570614
>reddit shark
can someone finaly explain to me what the fuck does this even mean?

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>>586245
shes popular so shes reddit
basically

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>>572909
>white chocolate
NGMI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UIMzIJw-VM

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>>586245
she became popular, therefor she's a "reddit" thing. this is how 4chan contrarian losers like to act whenever something is popular. you call it reddit, then shit on it to make yourself feel good about whatever it is you like more.

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>>588169
>in a parallel world Gura never said "a" and never sang ride in time on her debut
>there were never viral clips so the youtube algorithm didn't take a liking to her
>then Gura could be doing her own thing in her corner, improving and experimenting at her own pace

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CUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEE

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1361044396381253633
I love her sooo much!

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>>589414
https://files.catbox.moe/7ih6mq.mp4
Will Gura ever go full GFE?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdlJ4l-vWhI

Gura doing a Valentines day Ukelele Karaoke

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>>589405
>>589414
almost seems like something out of the ticket threads.
Could she be in this very thread!? It could be you, it could be me

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>>590030
Yes, it is I, Gawr Gura! Tell me how much you love me, anon.

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>>590094
I don't love you, I love senzawa.

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>>589930
I hope she sings Skinny love again. It was my favorite song from her last ukelele stream. Gura's voice and romantic songs go hand in hand. Also
>heart eyes

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>>590126
That's heresy, you better watch out.

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>>589414
>>589405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
She's too cute bros...

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>>590126
But Gura is HER and much more.

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>>590126
Kek

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>>570534
smooth

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>>590126
abayo underage

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Will non menbers finally see how sweet and girly Gura really is today?

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>>590281
right back at ya, fag.

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>minecraft has an endgame
Wtf bros, /v/ memed me on this game. I legit thought it was just running around building houses and stuff.

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>>591037
Nah there's a literal end, but you can go there at your own pace
Basically you start in the overworld, and you can take as long as you want or be as fast as you want with what you do, then you have to find a way to get to the Nether (which is the hell dimension), acquire some items from there to help you get to and find the other dimension, literally called The End
And in the End is where a giant dragon is, beat it and you beat the game
In a manner of speaking at least, you're still free to do whatever after that, explore the End, fight another big boss, and so on

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I can't fucking wait

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>>585862
>https://files.catbox.moe/4v59ee.mp4
It hurts, bro... I have almost 100 hours in musedash now because of her and we'll probably never see her play it again.
>>590030
lol hi

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Shark belongs in diapers.

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Chumbuds, Ame is cucking us again...

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>>595591
At least post a on-topic picture if you're going to bring your shitty fetish here

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>>595935
But I self-insert myself as Ame.

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>>596411
What did Ame mean by this?

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>>595273
We'll get project diva kino soon don't worry bro.

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>>596732
>Ame said the Mori card one really suited her
>it implies she made the cards considering what the girls would say

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>>596732

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>>596960
Delete this.

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>>596732
THEY ARE _______

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>>595273
I don't even know the full history of why permissions for musedash were revoked. Was it just because of the chinese publisher? Are they not allowed to play any chinese game?

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>>597018

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>>597326
Pretty much. Taiwan yab etc. They released an official statement claiming that supporting Hololive would be equal to undermining their country's integrity via the One China Policy. So all permissions have indeed been revoked.

Bugmen, not even once.

China's global strategy over the past 5 years seems to revolve around testing how much they can make literally every other country on earth hate their guts.

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>>597326
I don't know all the details, but from what I've gathered via the musedash discord the permissions were revoked by the game's publisher (XD Network). The developers (PeroPero Games) are really cool bros and as far as we know they had no say in the decision. As to hololive's position on playing Chinese games, I can't say. I don't keep close enough track of who owns what to know if any of the girls have been playing Chinese made/owned games lately. It is notable that Fubuki's song Say Fanfare is still in the game, but make of that what you will.

I really hope from the bottom of my heart that everything can be resolved some day. There are a lot of cool people in China and I'd love to be friends with them, but we've got some gnarly cultural differences so it never seems to go smoothly when we interact for a long time.

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>>570675
yea like forsaan

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Hey look, it's me!

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>>598241
>It is notable that Fubuki's song Say Fanfare is still in the game
Didn't they remove her song recently?

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what about azur lane, are they still in the game

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>>597080
Straight

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>advertisement
God dammit!

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>Addicted to viking role play

Gura is a white supremacist.

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>>598052
Holy shit that's autistic as fuck.

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She sounds like she is singing in concert hall

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This karaoke makes me feel so lonely I want to fucking kill myself

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Well, she is a fucking great white shark. Of coarse she is Apex

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>>598990
You dum dum! You have us and Gura is singing for us. Stop feeling lonely.

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>>598990
NGMI

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>>598677
Nah, it's still there. Had to wait for Gura to finish her song before opening the game to screenshot. lol

Real shit Gura's unarchived Karaoke hits... different. She has so much heart.

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What does Gura look like irl???

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gura...

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This voice. God damn.

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>>599254
No one fucking knows unless you dive TOO DEEP, like, extremely deep, do your reps but it ain´t gonna help much.

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I want a gf bros...

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How the fuck do Gura anti's exist?

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>>599358
and thats if you even find the right one since there are multiple ones that people say might be her.

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>I will never have a gura gf
This literally fucking hurts and i am crying why is life so unfair

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CLOP??????

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"not the other one...."

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>>599254
White girl, brown hair, and glasses. While that's what the girl in the doxx looked like. You're going to have the to find that doxx yourself. The only doxx pic I saved was Moris'.

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What did she meant by the "other" one?

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>>599424
This too, she is legit a net ghost, nobody has any reliable info on her roommate.

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>very first kiss
is she mocking me...

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>"did you just clop in my chat?!"
oh fug :DDDD

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>>599444
Digits of despressing truth. Life's a bitch, aint it anon

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>>599545
"clop" is a term by bronies that means jerking off to ponies

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>>599538
>>599358
>>599424
Thanks anons, I'm going to go for it and search deep

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Gura's inclining bros

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>>599444
Don't worry anon. Someday you will find a cute, shortstack, rural farming, gun toting, retarded, housewife shark gf.
Someday we all will...

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>>599658
please don't ruin your life this way bro

[Anonymous No.]

You're not a kisless virgin right anon?

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>>599651
I knew the meaning, but I didn't know she did actually knew that

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gura's so good
she must have really practiced

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>>599781
No.

I'm handholdless too.

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>>599658
Serious warning. I have gone this deep and it ruined like half of my regular watches for me. Please trust me. You'll find her face but the other things you'll see on the way are really a buzzkill. You don't want to know what I know.

Gura is one of the good ones and that's all you need to know. Please, bro. Don't. It's not worth it.

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>>599740
Yeah, don´t lose hope boys, we are all gonna make it /fit/ style.

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>>599658
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

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>>599758
Honestly the girl in that dox was pretty cute and the only other info in there was that she was an amateur voice actor. There wasn't anything to ruin her.

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>>599740
>Someday we all will
We'll get cucked by Ame before that happens.

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>>598782
>Gura is a white supremacist.
Hi, I am a new chumbud now.

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>>599874
Did you not hear her say she recall used her fingertips from all the practice?

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>>599538
that one was debunked

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>>599959
WTF, I love Gura now.

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>>600032
it was rebunked

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>>599585
Well she has been shitposting on /a/ for a decade, she better have basic OpSec and be hard to doxx.

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>>600009
no
I don't really watch gura and just hopped in during the last song

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Re-callused

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I fucking loved that version of Hajimete no Chu. She should release it as a cover, seriously.

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>>600091
and re debunked

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>>600091
it was unrebunked

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little weenies
BIG BRATS

[Anonymous No.]

Would you sell Gura your fat hot dog?

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Stop shitting in the thread and talk about the karaoke

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>>599928
>>599758
>>599928
>>599951
>>600032
>>600091
>>600200
I regret diving in deep, I saw it. I should have listened. I'm going to bed.

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>to play this song I have to imagine a hotdog salesman so I dont cry
Gura is so fucking cute holy shit how can people hate this shark?

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little weenies on the side of the road
big bratwurst and top HOT dogs with the boys

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>>600117
>I don't really watch gura
You're missing out bro. She's improving every week.

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>>599928
I don't know why people look into the forbidden knowledge stuff so much. Like, what would be the benefit? There can't really be an upside to it. I get curious sometimes, but more for seeing what other types of content they've created (like Calli's previous work, which I listen to a lot now and only found it because fucking spotify recommended it to me). Just love the character and respect the person behind it enough to leave them alone.

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>>600271
that one is extremely wrong, if you think you found it that quick you didn't find it.

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Hot dog salesman is a metaphor for male prostitutes.

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>>599538
>>600032
>>600091
>>600200
>>600218
>>600327

Nobody fucking truly knows, we know about the /a/ posting but nothing more, everything else is just a rumor and unless you want to ruin your VTuber experience completely you shouldn´t dive that deep, only schizos and doxxfags do it and they can´t shut their mouths anymore because of it, it is that cursed of a knowledge.

>>600271
TOLD YOU DOXXFAG!!!

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>>600480
anon let's not bully the godzilla anon! he learned his lesson!

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>>600327
I get you. yt constantly recomends me videos with Matsuri's and Pekora's face. It gets in my nerves when I don't even searched them

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>>600327
This. I know Gura is Senzawa but I have no interest in who she actually is or what she looks like because I understand my attachment to them is through Gawr Gura and if I break that persona for myself I kill the attachment.

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>>600558
no
fuck you godzilla
stop doxxfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>That song has a deep meaning to me

Hot dogs deep inside Gura.

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>>600558
the damage is already done bro

[Anonymous No.]

>lost BOYS
>deep meaning to me
>weenies

Told you she was a tranny, faggots

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>>600646
Shin Yagoodzilla vs shubangelion when

[Anonymous No.]

What does Gura taste like down there?

[Anonymous No.]

How can people SERIOUSLY hate this girl?

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>>600739
y'know there might be more to that runaway rrat than previously thought...

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>>600783
fish

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>>600327
I'm that type of dumbass who does things against his better judgement sometimes.

>>600758
I'd suck that dick so hard it'd probably fall off. Fucking sue me.

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>>600783
Briny Water

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>>600794
Because she's popular

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>>600783
salmon

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>>600480
I WAS JUST CURIOUS, I STILL LOVE GURA

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>>600783
hot dog

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>>600783
jail cigarretes and canned beans.

[Anonymous No.]

Felfcest UwU

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>>600941
As some other anon said before, if you think you found her roommate that quick, you DID NOT find her roommate at all, just look alikes from her previous life who claimed to ber her roommate yet weren´t.

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>imagine a duet with Amelia

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>>601055
>>600941
Can you stop already?

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>>601055
Good, I'm going to hold off on being curious and just go along with the ride

[Anonymous No.]

that last one was great

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>>601101
Ame can't sing for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

guh

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO RUB MY CHEEKS AGAINST GURA'S CHEEKS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>601247
UH! Too bad it's night for me and all homies are asleep.

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>>601206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILE68jOz5dk

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>>600941
I've seen all the doxx photos of gura, and trust me, there is ZERO, repeat, ZERO evidence she's any of those girls.

furthermore i fail to see how any of that is important. Gura is the shitposting /a/ trolling weeb precocious little sister we all wish we had. truly an apex predator.

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She is doing it bros.
She's nailing it.
She's fucking killing it right now.
Remember when she didn't do an encore in the christmas karaoke because she was panicking and couldn't breathe?

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>>601206
Y'know now that I think about it I haven't seen many Ame singing clips...

[Anonymous No.]

>mutes herself to cough

[Anonymous No.]

This is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura finally does a sea shanty
surprised it took so long with her character theme and all.

[Anonymous No.]

I just heard my sister sing along with the "huh" from the other room. This just got weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Aw fuck I'm loving this shit its great.

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>>601354
She's so selfish...

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>>601349
>Y'know now that I think about it I haven't seen many Ame singing clips...
she's a terribad singer. like tone deaf bad. got to respect her for singing for the public like that. but she's just not good.

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/ sings when?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew this song. It slaps

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>>601354
I do this when I'm talking on the phone.

Is that weird?

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>>599928
If finding a vtuber real face ruins it for you then:

1 - she's ugly as Fuck
2 - you have an unhealthy one-sided relationship with an e-celeb (in which case, stop and re-evaluate your life)

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>>601443
ANON???

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>>601426

She's done it before - though only one a stream of Blazing Sails, and it was Drunken Sailor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601443
surprise butt sex your sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601443
Get your sister to cosplay as Gura
And then fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>601510
"Soon May The Wellerman Come," it was a meme like two weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>601443
>Not watching stream with her.

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>>601443
Fuck your sister and make her scream "Shaaaaaark" when she cums

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>>601529
is for cowards

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>>601443
>This just got weird.
do you have a washer and dryer in your house? we can go weirder

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>>601481
She CAN be decent, sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atWNsROdzDo&t=24s

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>>601576
All I could hear was Tendieman

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>>601206
but she has SOUL

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>>601510
The Wellerman by The Longest Johns

I got u anon, I'm in the same utube hole as gura atm it seems lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>601633
Sharrr harrr hark

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Dragon--

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine dragin'-

[Anonymous No.]

>>601174
Thanks GodzillaPoster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601535
1 only matters if 2 is true

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>>601443
Pull an Oreimo on her barely weeb ass.

[Anonymous No.]

> return to monke
Gura confirmed anprim. Based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601443
Offer to brush her teeth.

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>>601679
Not him but I just looked this up and its reminding me so much of Great Big Sea which I grew up hearing all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for her to get to the sex line

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god she just almost played Riptide by Beruit...

my hair is standing on end just at the thought... I'm glad she didn't I actually probably wouldn't be able to handle it

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>>601857
>ywn start an anprim monke tribe with the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be swimming in the ocean and have gura bite off your leg

why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

She'd such a fucking memer
Still can't figure out why she joined hololive, she couldve had this on her own channel

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>>601443
Insert dick and assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is shadowbanned again... Susan get your shit together

[Anonymous No.]

kek

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>>601934
Maybe the phrase "reject society" is autobanned.

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>>601924
It counts as a RL job so maybe just for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>let everything hang loose

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>>601934
>Gura is shadowbanned again... Susan get your shit together
50k watch though...

this one was going to be shadowbanned anyway, it's why it's unarchived. she was planning on singing copywrited songs. it's also why she has superchats disabled, she knew all that $$ would go to google anyway when they took down her stream.

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>>601934
The revolution will not be televised.

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>>601924
I seem to remember her once early on mentioning that she was really lonely and had no one to collab with, but hololive kinda has a "built in" group of friends to hang out with. Unless that was someone else mentioning that. But I'd imagine having a proper management staff helps with a lot of things if you want to take this really seriously.

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Has she learned to play the banjo yet?

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>>602109
That sounds like her, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>601934
>>602086
monke apart weak, monke together strong
many monke together many strrong

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>>578720
possibly wallstreetbets, she just did wellerman on ukilele, she totally learned that from the gme version. she was like half a sec off saying "autists creed"
well maybe /biz/ they where talking about that a bit too.

[Anonymous No.]

She said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602213
finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>602109
Some streams ago..

>"oh... I am lonely..."

Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602083
God damn I love this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>602176
wellerman was all over twitter after it was all over tik tok you nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>"I am sweating"

Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>21 guns
Cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>598782
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>601924
For a fresh start. I feel like it's pretty easy to see why shedding her old persona in favor of Gura would be worthwhile.

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>>602213
>>602250
What did she say

[Anonymous No.]

I'm amazed she's doing a karaoke where she's literally just learning the songs on-stream, thats impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

bay transformers watchalong never

[Anonymous No.]

>>602419
"Dragon? Dragon deez nuts." and also "gottem".
I clipped it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602419
She said "seig heil 1488"

[Anonymous No.]

>seiso
holy based

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>>602469
Thank you
May I see it please?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Seiso lewd as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

shes good at singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>602419
1488

[Anonymous No.]

>>601924
On top of what other anons have said, people speculate that part of it is because she had a toxic fanbase before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601924
>Still can't figure out why she joined hololive, she couldve had this on her own channel

I think she did the smart thing.

the reality is she became a meme hit and turned it into a career, how many meme hits vanish after their 15 minutes? She did the smart thing, and used it to catapult herself into a legit career.

From what has been rumored about hololive, there is a profit sharing agreement so all the girls get a portion of your superchats to create a steady income for everyone, furthermore hololive signs promotional / sponsorships, and gives these girls a professional level of production and management. She's probably made more in her 6m with hololive then she made in her entire career before.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a translation of the nyanners song? I've never heard it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>602086
Gura is alot smarter than we give her credit for

[Anonymous No.]

>>602508
I'm busy watching, so later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602568
>>602517
Nyanners' Seiso is completely different words than the original "Say So", which is what Gura is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

what song is this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>602617
Sounds like both.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>602546
plus the youtube robots have a habit of arbitrarily demonetizing and/or suspending accounts at random, which is harder to work through without the backing of a corporation like cover

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>602617
I genuinely didn't know the Nyanners one was a parody

[Anonymous No.]

>>602743
I'm really surprised Youtube hasn't fixed that. They can't take their share if they demonetize everyone so easily.

>>602769
I mean, it mentions it right in the title of Nyanners' version on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

This has been one of my favorite karaokes so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>602364
21 Guns
16 Tonnes
I owe my soul to the Hololive store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602628
Think it's this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZbWAqU8xY

[Anonymous No.]

>>602856
Eh, campfire karaoke beats it

[Anonymous No.]

Stompin' Tom PLEASE gura!

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/ma7362
http://poal.me/ma7362

[Anonymous No.]

>Switching between JP and EN so you skip "nigga" but say "ass and titties"
3 million IQ shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>602305
I dunno what twitter and tik tok do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>600941
stop avatarfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602546
>From what has been rumored about hololive, there is a profit sharing agreement so all the girls get a portion of your superchats to create a steady income for everyone

Imagine having to carry dead weight like ina and Mori

>>602743
Cover are fucking incompetent, remember all the videos that got claimed cause they signed a shitty contract with a music provider

[Anonymous No.]

>>602938
Yeah, I kinda guessed she'd be doing it for that, the lyrics are still plenty lewd tho

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the thread will slow down a bit, I wanna talk to my fellow goslings.
The message that Ame wanted to give with that game is, don't bother looking for someone if you don't love yourself, its not gonna fix your problems and its only gonna hurt in the long run.
Do your reps, learn to love yourself and then decide if its worth the trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602828
Youtube is retarded, the only copyright system that rivals their stupid is maybe Twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602938
Pro moves you only see in the big leagues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603006
>>602938
Oh and she didn't skip the "ass and titties" part, just sang them reeeeeal quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602994
Cover incompetency is at least high-functioning compared to Youtube incompetency, which is pretty much entirely automated at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603017
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>603017
Anon...your choosing the right tab reps...

[Anonymous No.]

Enma bonking Gura for inappropriate language

[Anonymous No.]

Time to fire up ableton and make something with these recordings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602546
That's not a rumor, more than one of them have talked about how they get a salary along with a cut of the superchats and merch income. Pretty sure it's a part time income, but it's more than literally nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601481
Fuck you she's not that bad, she just needs some lessons

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/2wgqqk

[Anonymous No.]

>>603206

[Anonymous No.]

>>601317
you'd describe her as a shitposter?
she's more like a zoomer than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>603318
>Zoomer
Bruh she's like 25 tho lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>603318
gura makes too many 90's references to be a zoomer- definitely a millenial

[Anonymous No.]

>>603017
Anon-chama.... Wrong tab friendo?
regardless yes you are correct. Don't rush in to some dumb bs relationship bros, it's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603271
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>603367
I've seen the senzawa stuff
not really shitposting tier stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>603017
I used to be a Gosling like you, then i took an arrow on the feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>603367
I think she mentioned watching Catdog during one stream, ain't that a 90s show?
>>602592
Whenever you got time anon

[Anonymous No.]

Should honestly just execute people born after 2000 tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>600794
I don't hate her. I just like to imagine Gura with a broken heart from being mistreated by the one she loves.

Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>603666
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

There are some great shanties by the Longest Johns, I've been wanting a shanty karaoke forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603400
This. People so desperate for a significant other thinking it will "fix" them or their life are the reason there are so many cancerous relationships out there. Fix your own shit first, then look for someone else.

>>603736
I grew up listening to Great Big Sea a lot, so any time I hear music like that its what my brain goes back to.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are your thoughts on today's karaoke? Favorite songs? Mine was definitely Hajimete no chuu. I really liked her more romantic version of an otherwise just cutesy song. Gura should totally release it as a cover on her channel, as she mentioned wanting to just upload ukelele covers. I believe Cover has the rights for this song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603736
>shanty karaoke
I can only dream for a sea shanty themed karaoke... Her voice fits the genre surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603855
Wellerman was so fucking good, would love for her to upload a cover of it anyway, without some of the pauses she had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603855
>and lost boys like me are free

[Anonymous No.]

>>603855
I listen to her ukulele bgm on loop so uh yeah pretty good imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>603983
I think she said the song is pretty emotional or makes her pretty emotional

[Anonymous No.]

>>603855
I came first from my heart and then elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601317
>>603318
>>603367
>>603459
the reality is that gura is like 28

[Anonymous No.]

>>604037
She called herself a little emo bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603732
Indeed
https://streamable.com/er7g7q
https://streamable.com/oi9lhs
https://streamable.com/w6svc7

[Anonymous No.]

>>603340
she has memories of kid stuff that hit tv in the late 90's which ran through the mid to late 00's, she also played games on the original PS, which wasn't replaced by the PS2 till 2000, if her family was poor, or the PS was her parents and she's an only child I could see it in the house till the mid 00's at the latest which puts her birth year somewhere between 94-00, which makes her something like 21-27 irl. suspect she's probably somewhere around 23-24

[Anonymous No.]

>>604105
That blanket is too fucking strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>589300
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>604105
>hot mic clip
my autistic shark can't possibly be this cute

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DUrOyIvm0

[Anonymous No.]

>>597080
Friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>604233
Gura would be much more comfortable streaming to a smaller audience and without the insane expectations that come from being the "biggest english vtuber". Also she would have way less antis as they can't simply wrap their heads around her numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604329
gay fags have been saying this for months, doesn't make it true

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the upload of the karaoke? I missed it....

[Anonymous No.]

>>604383
Somewhere else on this board. Go look for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604383
archive reps! Just search magnet in the archives. It ain't that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603735
I just think Gura is at her cutest when she's lonely and suffering.

Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>604329
Wouldn't anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>604420
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>604420
I agree, but also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604329
You think somehow she's limiting herself because she's popular or something? I don't see that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that gura is in her thirties

[Anonymous No.]

>>604579
She's in her early 20s. There's no way someone who eats straight up mold and still takes baths could be any older than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604414
Nothing shows up.... help

[Anonymous No.]

>>604623
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8836164827d302325a1e5a00bdacc7512fc75113&dn=%5b20210215%5d%20Gawr%20Gura%20Ch.%20hololive-EN%20Unarchived%20Ukulele&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>604623
>>/vt/
This archive site you dingdong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604619
>and still takes baths
Ey, fuck you, gringo. Baths are fucking great no matter the age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604674
You're filthy. Take a shower already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604570
>You think somehow she's limiting herself because she's popular or something?
Maybe only on karaoke streams. But the thing is Gura herself thinks like that. She mentions constantly during member streams how she is much more comfortable and calm streaming for fewer people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604619
>still takes baths
Anon... please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604619
>baths
uoooh

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to VOD
>lazy shark
I don't think I've seen this phrase used to describe her outside of here. Maybe twitter, but Gura hardly uses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604843
Anon, Gura called herself lazy on stream plenty of times. I don't think that's any evidence she's here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>604727
>how she is much more comfortable and calm streaming for fewer people.
Well yeah, anyone would be, thats just how it goes. But her ability to "experiment" is also limited by permissions and whatnot. I still havent seen anything that makes it look like she's trying to play it safe now.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all ready for those tasty batter mixing noises? :^)

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>605058
That's about the face my stoned ass is making while watching rn kekw

[Anonymous No.]

>>605058
>it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>605187
YEEEAAAAHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna break that fucking table. I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nothing in life matters
Gura is a Carl fan I see

[Anonymous No.]

Hey hey hey, this shark girl gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

Just say smith or jones or something -gura probably idk lol

[Anonymous No.]

Gura uses English sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>603563
https://streamable.com/1pkixi
Sorry about the audio, and about the pointer appearing on screen.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura HATES the midwest

[Anonymous No.]

>>605568
As anyone should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605532
and this is why she's at 2m and growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605568
I don't see where you would have gotten that? She just made a weak attempt at a Wisconsin accent, didn't even seem like she was making fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605672
Gura loves a meatload.

That little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

First rdr with Arthur and now a game about burly viking men. Naruhodo ne

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Gura is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605772
I missed it, what game was she talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>605808
Did a schizo doxxer finally found her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>605839
Valheim. Not-Ark/not-ConanExiles survival game with vikings.

[Anonymous No.]

MAKING BABIES WITH GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>605901
Why is everyone talking about that game? It looks like unfinished early access shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605895
Do you watch the strem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>605532
Based, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>605960
Pretty sure it is/was free trial? I don't like survival games that don't allow for proper terrain manipulation, I want to build my own Batcave.
It's new and it's indie so permissions are likely free flowing for any and all streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>605046
My personal rrat based on everything Gura has ever said is that the fear of judgement and disappointing everyone feeds into her procrastinations habits, preventing Gura from working on the cool ideias she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>570675

[Anonymous No.]

>The best protein is the one that bites back
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>605960
Early access survival crafting things still seem to be popular, and this one has vikings, I guess. Never was interested in these types of games. Also,

>mfw missed the cooking stream so far because I just realized its on now
Watching clips eats up so much time.

>>606097
I mean, more pressure will cause problems, sure, but it was gonna happen no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a fucking machine gun today.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I have no feelings"
She's memeng hard this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>606135
I'm watching Koopa Karaoke Stream, so can't really watch Goorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>604707
Baths aren't for cleaning you dumbass, they're for relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura calls fingerprints "finger pads"

What kind of environment was this girl raised in?

[Anonymous No.]

>water shark weak to fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>606207
A farm life, obviously.
I want her educational animal husbandry stream with diagrams and statistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Valentine's Day, the day for fuckin'

I can't believe Gura went there.

[Anonymous No.]

Birds and the squirrels. Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606340
Did she really say that or are you deaf?

[Anonymous No.]

>have you guys made your own yogurt
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>606468
I think Gura's brain runs on 50% "zero intelligence" and 50% "barely repressed lewd thoughts" and it combines in weird ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606410
I didn't hear that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

lmao shork said 7

[Anonymous No.]

>over nine thousand

[Anonymous No.]

...Did she say something about nutrients in sand? I'm so fucking lost. Gura cooking streams are such a steady stream of confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606650
Gura seems to be more stream of consciousness oriented today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606650
Amazing right?

[Anonymous No.]

small shark big brain

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE THIS SHARK SO FUCKING MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

Bless this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>606750
>>606756
I fucking love this format. Chatting streams are alright by themselves, but Gura's weird erratic mind turns them into something completely different. It's like being on a fucking roller coaster but she's just talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606650
Gura's streams are more of a "Gura is thinking and talking to herself and from time to time she looks what is going on with the chat" type of events.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or is what she just said strangely relevant to what we were talking about earlier, about her being comfortable around chat. Especially the part about the expectations?

Yea, I didn't take my meds today, what about it?

[Anonymous No.]

She is really enjoying herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606852
She's stalking you and using your points to have something to talk about during her streams. Thanks anon, you're really helping me out

[Anonymous No.]

>Does cream cheese go bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>606852
I mean, what are the chances that Gura has a seperate monitor open to this specific thread as she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama has ruined cooking streams for me. I can't shake the dreadful feeling that I'm about to witness something horrible happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606949
If Gura is monitoring any thread on this board, it's the Ame thread.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA SAY ARARA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>606949
That discussion started when she was in between streams, didnt it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>604652
thank you based god

Gura is amazing, I only caught the last song but I will relish being able to hear the rest.

>>606852
The man who's head expanded.
The soap opera writer, would follow him around
and use his jewels for T.V. prime time.
The man who's head expanded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>606929
Any time, I got u senpai. o7

>>606949
extremely slim but not nonexistent

[Anonymous No.]

>>606827
Are you a member? Her ASMR streams have been like that but in a soft voice. Really good.

[Anonymous No.]

CREAM CHEESE ON MONITOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>607111
I am a member, but due to my work/sleep schedule I tend to miss a lot of stuff, and too much going on to look at old streams. I'll check them out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>590030
>It could be you, it could be me
Guys, I think I'm Gura. Help me, help me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>607126
She creamed her monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>ew, why is the tip squishy?
How does she say these things so often and so thoughtlessly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>607351
She's either shitposting or we're just this spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>607351
>and make it look like I piped this
bruh I couldn't come up with that many innuendos if I tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>607446
You just got straight up called out by Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>607446
Look at this basic bitch, I bet you never even made a crème brûlée

[Anonymous No.]

>>607446
>fucking amateur

[Anonymous No.]

You're not a bitter person right anon? You like valentine's right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
Valentine's Day doesn't mean anything to me. It's just another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
I do now. This year was my first valentines since starting to watch vtubers and it was actually really fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
I'm not bitter but I would enjoy it more if I had someone I genuinely cared about in my life that also cared about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
i'm 31 and i've been alone 99.9% of my life, yes i'm bitter, but I don't hate on people who have love, I just hate on people who lie to me that they aren't doing anything special today and do so anyway. I just hope me existence ends soon while I'm still entertained so I don't make a mess on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>uwu
IT'S HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
Kiara go the fuck to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>608046
??

[Anonymous No.]

>Would you still like me if I was stinky?
She knows exactly what she's doing and she can NOT keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.]

Gura loves smelly NEET losers.

You've got a chance, /vt/. On the other hand, this means Ame is a serious contender for Gura's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608132
uwu

[Anonymous No.]

>>608167
>ywn be able to compete with gamer girl gremlin musk
gotta work on my no shower reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608150
This one went over my head. Care to spoonfeed a shrimp a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608167
But Gura is the stinky one in that pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608150
Sharks piss trough their skin. So all the piss is getting absorbed into her clothes. She is stinky.

Also, yes. Gura gets called stinky by Ame on collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>608243
UwU? Where do you see uwu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608254
Just talking about smell in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608254
She just saying she loves people from all walks of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>597080
coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is 4'7''
CUUUTE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>599959
Best girl ???

[Anonymous No.]

>gura
>seiso
Choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608486
I want to pick her up to help her reach high places while cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608699
Gura is seiso. What are you trying to say? That she's lewd? Do you purposely enter vtuber threads just to lie about them?


*smacks ame's ass*

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
yes, yes I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>608756
I want to pick her up and fuck her.

To each their own, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>607875
I like valentines just like my 2d waifus, and spending it with Gura made my like it even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Dat mild lisp is so freaking cute... it's like a beauty mark on the voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>608486
>>608756
>>608888

>141 cm
>approximately 30-something kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to fuck her on.

[Anonymous No.]

>edibles
420 blaze it

[Anonymous No.]

>>609354
The shark gets more relatable by the minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601443
Grab your sister like a bowling ball (two fingers in her asshole, thumb in her pussy) and throw her down the stairs into an improvised bowling pins set up, made out of your piss bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

Literally said edible arrangements, the fruit basket company.
Chat is full of faggot children and SEAnigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>609250
Gura's tiny body is for lifting and tightly hugging as your faces rub together.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your children watch Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>609523
sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>609483
Then letting her slowly sink down onto your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>602109
>joins hololive to collab
>doesn't collab
Sasuga crippling anxiety shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>609523
Yeah, she makes adult jokes but so do most children's shows. Now, if she ACTUALLY went on about cunny on stream I'd say she's based but also no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609561
She collabs every now and then with Ame, but HoloEN probably talk a lot behind the scenes as well which probably helps. Beyond that there's language and scheduling issues when it comes to JP and ID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609523
>Let your children watch
If parents today are any indication they'll just hand their kids tablets, point it at youtube kids and fuck right off and let those kids watch whatever they want

It's like parenting with TV but a million times worse, I've seen the bullshit on YTK

[Anonymous No.]

>>609671
ahh yes, can't wait for my kid to watch Haato.

[Anonymous No.]

>come to guras stream
>she's 100% imouto, 0% onee-san
>ask for ara ara
ishygddt

If anything ask for the coffee/tea/me type line ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>gura asked to tag Gordon when she posts the cake

She was about to mention the /ck/ banner where they tag Gordon on an image of a hotdog with toothpaste, I just know it

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys unironically think Gura browses these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>609840
Not this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609840
she 100% has been a daily lurker on 4chan in the past. but who know if she does it now. I doubt she goes on /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>609863
Well of course not this one. I mean when she's not live streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>587375
based and dark-pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>609840
Browsed at some point during /jp/ era.
https://files.catbox.moe/vb74oe.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>609840
see
>>607105

I'm actually so conflicted right now. On one hand it is really fun to think that she might be here, but on the other I'd really rather she hadn't seen all those lewd things that I post.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one request them to sing a song? I'd honestly pay Gura money to sing a ballad, or at least part of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609915
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609915

[Anonymous No.]

>>609974
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609906
I mean any of the threads that are about her specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

oooof for my mans... he tried so hard and that joke fell so flat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>609974

[Anonymous No.]

>>609974
I don't get it either, I never really went to /jp/ at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609951
From what she references and likes on twitter, she's probably posting lewds too.
Unless... Anon are you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>609974
>>610242

[Anonymous No.]

>>610282
I was wondering if its that but her looking at the other blocks and hovering on "B" threw me off.

[Anonymous No.]

Two great streams today. Gura really has high highs and low lows huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>610379
low lows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>610282
so wait you're telling me they wanted us to lurk moar for content that's less than a year old fuck me for taking a couple months off... my fucking face when. Thanks for the spoon tho, it's appreciated my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>610492
Like the doomercore blaze rod minecraft stream or the extremely mediocre Amnesia and Visage streams. But maybe I'm exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>610379
>>610492
>>610566
I thought the lows were when she just never streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>610563
I mean, if you had lurked more you probably would've seen it but like. When someone else got spoonfed lol. I figured it out through archive reps but that was ALSO someone getting spoonfed

[Anonymous No.]

>>610611
lol u rite idk why I'm letting myself get salty we just had two 11/10 gura streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>610602
Also aplies I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>609671
My boss brings his kids to work sometimes and they both just sit on the tablet for 6 hours straight and watch youtube the entire time. I'm jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>610900
>doesn't pine for the good old days when our parents would kick us out of the house for the entire day

[Anonymous No.]

>>610928
not him but my parents gave up on doing that after i came back multiple times hurt from the other kids bullying me

[Anonymous No.]

>>610983

[Anonymous No.]

>>611044
I'm fine anon, I may not have had a childhood but at least I have good taste in anime now

[Anonymous No.]

>>610928
>parents tell me to go play outside instead of playing video games
>go outside and get into abandoned bum and rat infested building larping Indiana Jones or some shit and play on the railroad tracks
After that they figured it's ok to let me stay at home instead.
Abandoned building was later restored and turned into psychiatric ward, lol.

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>>611168
>be me
>my mom wouldn't let me out because afraid of kidnappers
I'm sensing a trend here...

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>>611168
I used to leap across a narrow, 20 foot deep ravine and dig holes in the wall for fun, or ride a bike down a rocky hill at full speed, or jump off swings and see how far I could go, or climb trees

I got injured a lot but I never broke a bone, I can't actually remember a time my knees were not scabbed over

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Rate this Cake

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>>612818
Bizarre but interesting. Fits gura perfectly. Not a fan of cream cheese myself though.

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>>612818
SOUL/10

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>>612818
...looks like she piped it for sure kek

all joking aside it's super cute and anyone should be happy to receive it

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>>584548
i think it's mainly sleep deprivation causing that difference. but no, i don't think she needs to fake an upbeat mood. if you don't want to be there when she's feeling down you can just close the stream and do something else.

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someone tell the shark to speedrun hotline for me