/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>57199627

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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>>57226952

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>>57226952
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH TuT

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Gura My Beloved

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i like gura's feet

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Gurass

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Gura doko

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lets see, will the new thread be mostly shark pics or feistybuds vs white knights?

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do you think gura got suspended for dunking on the homo quitters?

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Everything seemed to be going back to normal
Why does she always dissapoint in the end?

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>>57227267
Yea good one I wonder which one you are

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my wife

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>>57227267
quick choose your side, i have 5 hours

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would you love reverse gura

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>>57227267
These are the only two options and I hate it

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I can argue with feistybuds all day if it keeps Gura safe from their schizo ramblings.

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>>57227267
depends on how butthurt they are

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>>57227444
Same and I play both sides just to tire them out

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goop goop.

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>>57227315
Too hard to tell, I mean most of the streams she really seemed to be happy and enjoying herself and excited.
And then it randomly just stopped completely, I find it hard to believe that she was just acting the whole time she was streaming again.
Like she seemed genuinely excited about new things for the stream like the OP, and that cool switch background.
And now we're getting close to 2 weeks without a hint of communication.

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Will it be 2 weeks or 3 weeks again? Or maybe she is going for 4 this time? Place your bets now!

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>>57227267
I said what I needed to say. I'm going to go play osrs for a while.

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>>57227543
right?
>>57227547
4, 4 never fails

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>To answer the schizos on previous thread cause we goin circles every time this happens
If you are not happy, just fuckin cancel your membership, its just 1 click away..

Better yet, find other oshi for fuck sake!

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>>57227576
>osrs
No wonder you're an emotional mess.

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>>57227576
its a shame that they ruined it... again...

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>>57227649
I've tried to find another oshi, believe me, in general I have a hard time watching streamers, I've only found two I can consistently watch and enjoy, and one of them is Gura.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>57227649
like who
none of them appeal to me like gura does

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>>57228076
ruffians are btfoing saplings right now, maybe FWMC is a right choice for you

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>>57226952
Sweaty shark toes in my mouth

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I heard you guys have a ghost issue. Take the ghost buster pill. Benefits include: communication, members content, and lots of piss! Most importantly, she's a fembud!

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hoocha..huhaha

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>>57228328
i forgot how many times i cum when hearing her pee man...

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>>57227768
What, you don't like sailing?

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>>57228170
it's not really fair to the two, but when I can't even believe Gura about the smile protecting I definitely do not believe them, I'm just catching stuff live when I can and that's it

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>>57228328
No thanks
And you know exactly why
lol

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>post off-topic girl
>anti their own post
it's all so tiresome

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>>57228600
your logic and facts are both twisted

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>>57228600
youre too blackpilled then, the dogs wont betray you

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>another hurricane
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>57228722
my logic is definitely twisted, but I stand by not being able to trust Gura to mean what she says, and that means I'm a little slow to assume the new girls on the block aren't also blowing smoke

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>>57228887
try to watch them, they wont disappoint you
they worked so hard to keep your smile, they understand vtubing is your escapism

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>>57228170
Are they fembuds? I dont like watching non-fembuds unless they are playing Good Games

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>>57228988
i don't think so, and i believe they hate being associated with someone who hate their fans though

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>57229074

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>>57228887
Does Gura's communication make more sense to you than others' do? If not, it makes no sense to use her as the base example.

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>>57229074
>>57228829
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

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Literally no one can replace Gura, but if she's not streaming anyway, might as well watch a fembud who literally became a vtuber because of Gura.

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Im not going to anti the Idol corp girls just because they like Gura
idk why you think any actual chumbud would

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>>57229028
I cant watch someone that hates my oshi...

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https://youtube.com/shorts/jODRVNzPK1k?si=Z8njueyhUG0ybhYD

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>>57229680

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>>57229238
But she didnt want to be assosciated with Gura or being a chumbud anymore so…

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>>57229401
They literaly have an oath that they wont hurt you or make you sad
I know getting abused is traumatic, but open your heart for them and you will see that love is exist again

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>>57229986
It's ok she unbanned "Gura" from her streams. She was excited about getting Gura's official daki and she bought >$100 of Gura merch live on stream at a convention.

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>>57230191
That true? Maybe I’ll start watching again

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I'm never going to cheat on Gura.
If you want me to watch them Gura has to collab with them.

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>>57230191
Sasuga thats what a fembud should do all along

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my wife

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>>57230356
So you will watch FWMC soon then
Remember chumbie, oshi that care about you exists

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>>57230356
Same, vtubers are cringe as fuck. I'll never watch other whores.

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>>57230581
But did you watch this whore though?

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I stand by my doomposting, but just because I don't have faith doesn't mean using FWMC for falseflagging isn't really, really low
it's a little too obvious when you start in on Yuko at the exact same time

[Anonymous No.]

what a useful feature

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>>57230657
Ye the only whore that's actually entertaining. I don't know how women do it but they somehow manage to be not funny at all.

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>>57230745
>Outing yourself as an anti
Not that bright are you?

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if your only comments on someone's channel are like this, you should get some help

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>>57230745
is that new, phone app exclusive, or am I just not deep enough into youtubes godawful UI

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>>57230678
Why torturing yourself everyday though? Just admit you actually enjoy it you filthy masochist kek

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these are the threadshitters you're arguing with

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>>57231010
can you peek in on darkmaze for a second, I mostly just wanna know if he actually has like ten thousand comments

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>>57227422
I do NOT find this sexually stimulating in any way

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Jesas it's like they copy paste their shit from here to youtube.

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>>57231010
Why do these threadshitters all type the same?

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>>57231117
Also in nyfco
Its just like they are is not actually “they”

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I legitimately do not understand how so much time can pass without her getting a tingle of "oh shit I should say something".she really is never fucking busy with anything according to herself

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>>57230745
>>57230903
>>57231010
darkmaze....

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>>57231072
I think he said something about having a new YT account in a recent comment, but I can assure you he already has a few dozen recent ones.

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>>57231237
What is so wrong with management that they let her do this.... What the hell is Gura doing for management for them to turn a blind eye?

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>>57231072
that is darkmaze you replied to you actual retard

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>>57231237
I've said before, I don't know how someone could do it, the guilt would literally be eating me away inside.

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>>57231385
>>57231313
>>57230678
You are not a detective, l*ly h**per.

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>>57230745
>>57230903
>>57231010
Funny to watch when it shows it like this.

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weird name drop

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Atleast drop the simultanous reply lol

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>>57231502
next is probably mason, gotta rotate the bait

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when do i get my own schizo that seethes about me rent free for over 2 years straight....

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>>57231117
They use the same terms and they've been at it for over a year. Literal NPCs.

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I need to capture and exorcise this vampire. T o T

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>>57231756
And now, try to imagine their life…
Be thankful

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>>57231352
>Not understanding that Cover management (especially EN) is also lazy and incompetent
baka

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Not my fault that you're incredibly obvious and completely lack any self-awareness. Feel free to seethe more about Gura despite moving on to Yuko. Clearly you're very happy with your new oshi.

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>>57226952
cute feet

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hmm i wonder why he is rotating ips

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>>57231998
We will see in the next 10 posts

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>>57231756
>Oshi has had these problems for over a year
>"Lol don't you have any new material"
Coping kek

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So proud of my girl for winning the Vtuber category and probably not giving a shit or won't acknowledge it. That's why I love Gura. Yeah the ghostin sucks but I like her because she's humble

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>>57232145
>had these problems
No, that's just you choosing to seethe instead of doing something else

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>>57232072
Dang it, not even 10

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Did pajeet release his evidence today? No? Tomorrow for sure

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>>57232174
Can't be arrogant if you just don't care kek

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>>57232257
The guy from yesterday? Didn't he say normal Gura stream time?

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>>57232269
Thats why she is based

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>>57232269
Nah. Even when she streamed a lot she had to be talked into doing milstone streams. Never bragged about it on Twitter. Could you imagine if it was Kiara or Mori? They would be posting and talking about it non stop

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>>57232257
Which one? He comes up with another story every day

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>>57232257
nah hes just name dropping and false flagging right now

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>>57232455
I will show you the proof that Gura is actually in Kyiv right now

[Anonymous No.]

JWU Antis still having a melty? Gonna catch up on some anime while waiting for the goobs. What are the other chumbies gonna do?

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>>57226952
>slips but doesn't care
why are lolis like this

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>>57232609
My Leica M4-P has just arrived from Japan, i’m gonna stroll and take photo with this thing, i call this camera Gabby

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>>57232609
Playing some Manic Miner. Loved Rock raiders as a kid, so it's a nice nostalgia trip

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>>57232792
gabby is gura camerabud

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>>57232609
Going to start playing MH rise from the beginning once I get out of work.

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>>57232609
its just darkmaze again

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>>57232837
retard

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>>57232837
Nyo

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Igvk7Rsdn8

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>>57233053
now that's a shit model

[Anonymous No.]

Prove you're a real chumbud by completing the following :
>Dear you,
>I don't know why but [...]

I need a lot of participants so we can get some good stats on who is a real chumbud. Please complete the mystery

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Is Gura GFE?

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Gura really is the best!

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>>57233133
Don't do this. Faggot.

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>>57233244
None chumbud spotted! Next!!
Please complete the text. I need to see who is a real chumbud..

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>>57233133
if that's the valentines letter I'm the guy who got confused and thought it came with the daki, please don't rub it in

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>>57233441

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I
MISS
GURA

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>>57233170
>stream y s
ha ha ha ha lmao.

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>>57233441
go on

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>>57228752
She's not in the path. She's fine

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So...any chance at her coming for the Minecraft festival?
Or just to collab with someone in advent? There's gotta be something that can drag her back in.

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I love how Gura's member badges change so dramatically over time. It really stood out when looking at the Advent member badges and they just had the same shape over time with minor embellishments.

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Geez, I had a dream last night that Gura really did request that we give her a rimjob.

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>>57234426
she'll say "clean my tail" but we'll know what she really means

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>>57234358
I still remember the day when i was still a filthy golden shrimp

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>>57234337
Bijou said she really wants to play rhythm games. Maybe there's a multiplayer rhythm game she could stream with Gura

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>>57234526
gura already shut that avenue down by saying she wants to play rhythm games with ame

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>>57234358
Am i misremembering or did there used to be a bronze shrimp

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>>57234799
It used to be this, but it got redrawn

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>>57234799
The original shrimp colors got tweaked slightly because she had them redone, probably what you're remembering

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>>57234358
Man the 3 year badge stream is going to be so soulless, all we have is ghostings to reminisce about. If she even does it this time that is.

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>>57234481
>clean my tail
This sound even more erotic than fuck me for some reasons.

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>>57233133
Dear you,
I don't know why but I'm not streaming.

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>>57235123
it's a triple entendre

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>>57234337
>There's gotta be something that can drag her back in.
You have to have a manager or a member push her to stream because she's clearly incapable of motivating herself to stream.

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UOH

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>>57235080
you are really reaching for those doomposts bro

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bvtm luca mysta rias bvtm thread selen nina luca mysta rias selen pomu

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>>57235415

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>>57235080
>3 year badge stream
i dont know how to tell you this chumbie

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>>57235844
did the chumknight bot break?

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>>57235918
not a bot just stating some facts that might make you angry

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>>57235844
is this a code for something? I don't know what any of these words mean, except thread

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>>57235918
He's just sharing what the inside of a schizos mind looks like

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Cheated on Gura again and shot an incredibly thick load to Shion. T u T

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a stream today? Mayhaps?

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>>57236065
lol

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>>57236065
ironmouse condom money for conner

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where gura

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Gura is awake btw, she just sent me a really sweet text

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I don't like how normal it is for her to ghost this hard. I don't like how she said she understands and wants to fix but never does. And most of all I don't like how there's no consistency, how you can't KNOW when she'll be back. God it was so much easier when she announced that medical hiatus. No looking for a stream daily. No wondering where she is.

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not sure how else to say it but... I LOVE GURA!

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I love Gura's cun and she owes me sex.

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>>57233441
I miss the anon that posted this set almost every thread

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Gawr, and gawr's wife

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>>57236830
source pls

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>>57236830
I wish we got a Holosummer episode of Shion and Gura touching each other like th- IS THAT A!?

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>>57237155
looks like mmd not AI

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My roommate is mad at Gura because I'm in a bad mood whenever she's gone

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>>57237223
That's an exclamation mark, not an I

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Kiara said she just got her birthday cards to sign and only has about 16 or so days to get them signed. I wonder if that means Gura has already signed hers then.

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>>57237611
oh..

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>>57237769
It's okay dyslexiabud, it happens.

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>>57237648
I hope she drools on mine

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>>57237046
I finally found it
https://twitter.com/TheoriachanK/status/1693626662762471565

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Gura is going for a new ghosting record

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>>57237914
god

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If gura doesn't say anything tomorrow I will go on hunger strike

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>>57238000
still far off
her record is 3 weeks

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>spam new games
>ran out of new games
>no motivation to stream anymore

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>>57238803
maybe she should play them more than once?

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>>57236371
>Shes in Japan
>She's playing Baldur's Gate
>choose either one or both
Either way it doesn't matter. Wait for her to come back whenever she's ready. Do you really like Gura to stream when she's in not in a good mood?

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>>57239304
Bad mood streams can be fun. She usually spills some info she wouldn't normally spill during them.

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>>57239403
Nah. By far her worse streams are in 2022 when you know she's just there to for the stream quota where she always ends stream early, makes health excuses and doesn't even talk to us. No thank you, I'd rather have Happy and motivated Gura back.

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>>57239581
Nah. I want Gura to stream.

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guess it's time for them to, once again, circle around to pretending wanting her to not vanish with no warning is the same as wanting to strap her into a chair and force her to stream against her will

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I just hope she's ok.

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Gura, come get your free rimjob.

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>>57239640
Even if she does tell us, she's always going to tell us she's going to be missing every single WEEK. Eventually, she'll run out of excuses and you'll tell us, "SHE HATES HER FANS, she always find excuse to not STREAM!!". Don't fool yourself, you'll always find something to blame her when she doesn't stream even when she tells us or not.

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sometimes I wish I didn't fall in love with her, but when she comes back she makes me so happy that I fall for her all over again..

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guess it's time for them to, once again, shift the goalposts in a sad attempt to make everyone look as retarded as they are

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My valentine's merch just arrived!!!

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>>57240088
I'm impressed how nobody has leaked it so far

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I'm finally getting around to catching up on streams why did nobody tell me about gura duetting her intro in the phone game stream?

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What is the actual, bonafide best explanation for these ghostings though? Give me the most charitable one, don't care about anti "le whore" shit.
Literal mental illness? Comas?

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>>57240253
the vast majority of what happens never gets mentioned except for when it happens, and some of it doesn't even get that

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>>57240375
maybe she went on a family vacation. it's that time of year. i dunno man.

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>>57240073
Communication fags like you think you're helping Gura when you're actually not. You don't know about Gura's mental state.She's not going to change overnight whether you like it or not. Bitching about it here or at her comment section wouldn't change a damn thing. Don't like it? Leave and find another streamer.

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>>57239304
Why not both? She told us last stream she was playing the game and was asking us if it was a good game to play on stream with the other girls.

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>>57240009
My god man I've seen you use this insane argument for almost a year and it never makes sense.
Yes, Gura antis will never be satisfied. So fucking what? Does that mean the actual fans don't deserve to know when she's on break? Or are you arguing its the fans who will, if she provides information, turn anti? So what, we're all destined to be antis anyway, better never speak to us?

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>>57240470

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>>57240517
It doesn't help that everyone complaining looks fucking insane. Why bother giving them what they want? Most of them are going to bitch and whine no matter what she does, they'll just shift to her not playing Fallout or whatever if she's streaming.

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>>57240470
>anon doesn't understand venting is normal
you'll get it one day. why the thread always becomes like this no matter how much you repeat the same shit ad nauseum: you too are venting, just like them. they vent cause no gooba, you vent cause they vent. neither realizes typing here is meaningless, but you're worse cause you think you're on some enlightened rung when you're just the same

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>>57240375
I wouldn't call mental illness charitable, but that/extreme anxiety is the closest you'll get
it's not relevant whether she's playing games with her friends in lazy mode or eating snickers alone in the dark again, whatever she's occupied or not occupied with isn't the point, it's that short of getting hit by a truck there's nothing that prevents you from telling people you won't be around for a while

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>>57240593
>Schizo criticism means there can't be criticism
Again, what argument is this? What is your logic? Would you attempt to actually say this about say, a politician?
>well the opposition will say he's the devil anyway so why NOT send babies to the glue factory, just enjoy the show and vote when you can!

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I heard Gura signed the balentiens merch with her lips but not the ones on her face

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>>57240517
Nobody "deserves" anything because in the end ANY particular grievance becomes >we begging. Believe it or not, there's people in the fanbase that don't mind her mode of "communication". They may care about other things that you don't, and they are free to leave whenever their wants aren't met. Nobody has a right over another person or Gura in what she should do.

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>>57240611
Venting over an anime girl is pretty gay.
Venting over gaylords venting is also gay.
Everyone in this thread except the retarded coomer are mega fags.

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>>57240611
That's basically the same logic as saying that the kid who punched the kid who started the fight is just as at fault as the one who started it. Which is retarded. People who initially start retarded arguments are the ones who are most at fault, and who everyone would be better off without. Yes everyone who participates shares some of the blame and is stupid in their own way, but starting it is really on a entirely different level.

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>>57240517
Okay, she'll tell us she's on break every single week. Eventually she'll run out of excuses, people will complain why she's taking so much breaks. Fans will get worried. Its not going to be a great look for investors as she's the number one girl. See where its going? We don't know what Gura is going through. Leave it to her to decide when she's ready to talk to us.

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>>57240822
the coomers are also fags, there are homeless getting sex on the regular. What are you fucking gay?

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>>57240774
>Nobody "deserves" anything
Gura LITERALLY has disagreed with you on stream and said we deserve to know. Go ahead, call her a liar then, mr "chumbud".

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>>57240703
I used to think this about limited merch but it just doesn't make sense, she has to sign so many, she probably only does it with the first few and stops quickly.

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Chumbuds, I have a request
Do any of you have the fanart of Gura and Fauna lying down in bed together and Gura is in her pajamas from the daki merch? I saw it recently and thought it was cute but haven't seen it again and want the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>fallout new vegas was already a month ago
>one episode
i thought it could be different with that one

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>>57241012
Ame will mkae her finish it just like she'll make her finish outer wilds

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>>57240945
I know all you can do is twist people's words and interpret them in the way that fits your particular desires. Shame about reality, though, always tends to poke a hole in your delusions, and here we are.

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people can say what they like about chumbuds but at least you all aren't obsessed with cuck porn like some former saplings are

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>>57240703
What do you call that body type?

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>>57240966
This one?

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>>57241012
>I thought Gura would totally finish a long form western RPG
does anyone even watch Gura in this thread or do you all just cum to her pictures?

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>>57241068
abnormally elongated but possible

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>>57241075
yess thank you based anon

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>>57241068
The cheese stick

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>>57240945
timestamp?

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>>57241077
I never, ever thought she would finish it but she got into it enough that I imagined a part 2, at least

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>>57241077
i didnt think she'd finish it, i just thought she would play it more than once at least...

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>>57241150
There's also this one

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>>57240945
That's not a lie you retard, she's just wrong. And she is absolutely wrong about that. There is not a single person watching youtubers who deserves a single fucking thing. Every stream that actually happens is a gift to us, a favor FOR us, no one would actually want to do things for people like this and anyone with a brain is simply grateful for anything we do end up getting. That's the fucking reality.

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>>57241075
GIWTWM

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>>57241061
My god, you actually think I'm the one misinterpreting her? She's said it on stream. You were probably the guy sperging out about the superchat that prompted it, did you move on

[Anonymous No.]

Gura would have to actually stream consistently to get anything accomplished whether it be a game series or Minecraft's projects, but people would rather just make sparky comments about her not finishing things than reach that conclusion.

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>>57241227
False, she owes me sex and I deserve it.

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>>57241227
absolutely mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Lucasyecla99/status/1696253430937862451

[Anonymous No.]

>I can't come on my daki I'll ruin it!
haha pussy

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>>57241227
>she's just wrong
why do I have the feeling you argue the exact opposite side of the argument on whether she's right or wrong when it involves anything else

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>>57240481
Last time while she was in Japan, she barely streamed. I think jetlag might be a factor. I noticed she'd rather stream at home where's she's more comfortable with her setup.

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>>57241227
>Gura is wrong about the standards she holds herself too and so are the people who agree with her
I kneel....the final yesbud form....is a nobud

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>>57241247
>ignores the reality we're currently existing in which suggests the complete opposite
>ignores every other cue like closing prechat, banning words, pinning what I can when I can
>instead goes with his delusional assumption of something he's totally sure she said and meant
rumao

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I'm going to play video games have fun

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>>57226952
Im up in dat cussy.

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>>57241393
Because that's one of the only things she's wrong about? That and cheese.

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>>57241593
And oppai lolis

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>>57241227
Holy fuck the level of self delusion

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>>57241593
Gura doesn't like extra toasty cheezits. Unforgivable.

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>>57241647
True

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>>57241057
I honestly don't care about Outer Wilds and there's probably other space games that are more fun.

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>>57241647
That's one of the things she's extremely right about.

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>>57241593
Yeah ... I'm really not sure how any of you autists could fall in love with a girl who hates cheese.

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>>57241747
she's prob lactose intolerant

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>>57241744
Oppai "lolis" are just midgets with big breasts

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>>57241793
I am too but that doesn't stop me from going to town on some brie.

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>>57241593
It's kind of weird how fanarts keep associating Gura with pizza when she has said that she doesn't like cheese

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>>57241747
I'll just eat it for her

[Anonymous No.]

gura's tight about a couple things but that isn't one of them

[Anonymous No.]

there's a reddit thread

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>>57241980
I don't even know what you're trying to not reply to, is it the cheese

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>>57241958
she also said she likes pizza, she said she'll eat any pizza, even pineapple pizza, recently she told us she eats mostly vegan pizza with fake cheese

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>>57241958
Mostly because of bathtub pizza I think

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>>57242017
Go back and stay there

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>>57241980
true her cunny is very tight T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>57241797
Facts.

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>>57241980
The only tight thing about Gura is her cun T u T

[Anonymous No.]

maybe we should be more like saplings

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>>57241227
This is pretty much true, but chumbuds don't realize it's true both ways. Just like she does things freely for fans, fans can donate (key word, donate) to her as well if they wish. Being a "fan" does not require donation. You can be a grey and watch all of her gaming streams, they are free to the public. If you think freely spending money gives you a level of entitlement over her, your thinking is fundamentally off. That's just a lack of responsibility on your part.

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>>57242288
lol if you took the time to make this. just lol

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>>57242288
yesbuds are extremely punchable

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>>57242309
Actually I think most people in every fanbase do realize that, it's a select group that doesn't. Or really, just refuses to accept i.

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>>57242288
Based as fuck

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[Anonymous No.]

sigh...I thought we were finally back for once...

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>>57226952
That's a child

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>>57243032
Yeah, mine T u T

[Anonymous No.]

There are chumbuds in existence who change diapees, let's laugh at them together

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>>57243218
Gura will change them for us.

[Anonymous No.]

KEEEEK you guys are still in this cycle? Why don't you get some self respect and watch someone that actually cares about you?

[Anonymous No.]

Child

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>>57243526
Because I'm addicted to her. And without her I would abandon this hobby, I only care about Gura, I will never watch your whores no matter how little Gura cares about us.

[Anonymous No.]

close to her strem time kek
Do you think we will get a stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57243652
nice try catalogfag

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>>57243526
give a recommendation

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>>57243526
It's only a matter of time before she does it too. Gura is not the 1st will not be the last person to do this but Gura is by far the worst when it comes to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57243629
Gura doesn't even think about you.
>whore
>where are all the prostitutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57243526
I watch her when my sharkwife is not streaming. They should collab together.

[Anonymous No.]

He is not even trying to pretend anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I made BBQ ribs

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>>57243770
based and same desu
I can enjoy entertainment and enjoy other aspects of vtubing too

[Anonymous No.]

>>57243770
Do you really think that will happen since Gura no longer streams and put her self behind a paywall this whole year when she did work?

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>>57241593
and vanilla

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>>57226994

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>>57244621

[Anonymous No.]

This dumb womanchild is my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm unusually horny for Gura lately, even though she abandoned us again and I feel like shit most of the time. I just can't stop thinking about breeding her non-stop. What's going on with me?

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>>57244817
You're into abandonement play

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>>57245660
It wasn't like this the last couple times she abandoned us.

[Anonymous No.]

pajeet, you are genuinely shameless, it's astonishing. furor is furor but he's exactly what he looks to be on the tin, but that you are arguing with him in comments and trying to pass yourself off as the reasonable one while spending so much time trying to spread complete bullshit in here is the kind of disgusting I cannot help but remark on

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>>57245880
You remind me of the guy from yesterday that told us new stuff about Gura is coming today but yet they all been saying that since last year and nothing lol Just you see Gura will get back from Japan and stream a Lot and Halloween is coming soon so lots of scary stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been living off of barbeque leftovers for the past 3 days, what are chumbies eating?

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>>57245880
Holy schizo

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>>57246077
Right.

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>>57241744
Gura really has based tastes.

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>>57246327
She has not been gone that long she is in Japan and will be there a while but don't worry one of the other girls will out her in Japan like they have done 100% of the time then she will show up on stream because she will have too. Remember had it not been for the other girls we would have gotten 0 content.

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>>57245880
The schizo is everywhere, he's neck deep in his own derangement. But because of that it's pretty easy to notice him from his deranged vibes, even when hiding among disgruntled chumbies.

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>>57246459
She's not in Japan you schizo

[Anonymous No.]

day 11! give it up for day 11!

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>>57246498
proof? every time you have posted that she is not it was proven 100% of the time. She had to be in Japan for the live because a few parts was live and she had to do more recordings hell watch some of the other girls streams you would know a little bit of this.... Why do you think Ina and Ame went to Japan for? because gura is there.

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>>57246712
Yes we know and we would have never known had the other girls not told us.

[Anonymous No.]

she was so excited about the live she retweeted a couple posts from the official account about it, amazing

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>>57246712
The entire live was prerecorded retard...

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>>57246712
>every time you have posted that she is not it was proven 100% of the time.
ESL chama you can't make a claim with no proof then beg for proof when someone says you're wrong. Not to mention you retards were wrong about her staying in Japan last time when she came home over the 4th of July and streamed for us.
>>57246790
Oh look now you're replying to yourself again, fuck off you raging homosexual

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i want to fuck the sameido

[Anonymous No.]

I get a strange feeling of amusement and comfy when the shitposting really goes off the rails.
It's just all so silly like how can I even be mad?

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>>57246843
Really where is the proof she was home then? yea did not think so. Trust us she is in Japan the other 2 girls confirmed they was meeting other en members in Japan.

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>>57246909
retard

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>>57246956
You better say sorry when you find out i'm right about Gura being in Japan right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I love when Gura ghosts us and disappears because you never know what day she'll pop back up.

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>>57247003
reply to yourself more retard

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>>57247020
It's my kink she knows it and I love Gura even more when she does it too me.

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>>57246796
>she
It wasn't her. It was the manager. You people are delusional

[Anonymous No.]

Weird larp

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>>57246895
No touchy my sameido.

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>>57242288
That's exactly how I will picture these "defenders" from now on.

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>>57240140
If there's one thing I like about you bastards it's that

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Big break before anniversary.
Well she is going to graduate like the Holostar boys

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>>57247390
this time for sure

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>>57247371
At the end of the day, we all love her and would never really leak information about her Larps aside because she is just that good.

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>>57247390
I don't think she. But that is why she is in Japan with the other girls is for the Anniversary stuff they are recording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57247312
>beggar thinks he's anything more than pathetic
lol

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>>57247371
Probably not a lot of people bought the valentine's merch. Or only the real chumbies did.

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>>57247621
I made one merch buying mixup and now I have to live with you cunts gloating about it until the end of time, goddamnit

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>>57247701
not not long because I think she is leaving after next month.

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>>57247739
Yeah, yeah, this time for sure, sister.

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>>57247772
its almost past the time she puts a frame up so seems like no stream today guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she gonna promise to be better again when she eventually comes back?

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>>57248024
no, because she likes getting spanked

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>>57248024
I wonder if she's even going to make an excuse or just disable prechat and come back with a collab again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57248024
She will say that but will not keep it. Its a broken record now and why I no longer am her paypig. I still watch the streams but my superchatting days are over for her till she gets her shit together.

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>>57247701
Looks like the only one I see on ebay is kinda expensive but you can watch for them on the JP yahoo auctions site too if you really want one.

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>>57248180
She will disable it 100% because she will never face the millions of pissed-off fans because she refuses to communicate with us. All she had to do is let us know she would be gone an extended amount of time but nope she ghost us after telling us she would be back for such and such streams. I bet she will lock more words in chat now too before hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>millions of pissed of fans
Really now?

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>>57248204
I love the absolute shit out of Gura, but I don't think there's ever a reason to become a "paypig". It just feels too weird to me.

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>>57248386
they just can't help with the >we

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>>57248212
I'm more broke than I'd like and have a strong feeling I'm gonna get fucked over even harder on that end soon, no luck there, but as much as I really want the fucking letter at least I got the daki I guess
also I cannot believe pajeet has changed the larp like three times in this thread alone, how is someone born like this

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE MY GOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alright I'm done I'm sorry

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>>57248386
Your right... No one stays mad at her but for a day or 2 when she comes back.

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>>57248482
I ask myself the same question. Every time the larp changes and he promiss's more stuff then Gura has and never delivers at all and makes me think he may really be Gura her self and really if that was found out would be the funniest shit ever to have happened in the History of the internet.

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>>57248848
We know it's you retard

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>>57248885
I'm not Gura retard I wish I was because Id be streaming for you today if that was the case.

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>>57248204
>till she gets her shit together
It's weird how you people say stuff like this as if she's supposed to just somehow know about your protest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57247458
How the hell do member posts get leaked instantly if that's the case? You know that doesn't happen to other Hololive members, right?

[Anonymous No.]

im gura

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>>57249162
Then like something on twitter to prove it.

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>>57249162
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

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>>57249151
yes it does, is that a joke? maybe not instantly aside from ame but still

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>>57249148
She is trending on twitter right now and people are just now having a fit that she is not streaming like before so it's blowing up in her face like last time.

[Anonymous No.]

Any alts on Youtube comments to get Darkmaze to talk to me?

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>>57249261
There are posts that have never leaked.

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>>57248386
His overinflated ego does make his posts kinda funny though.

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>>57249272
Wrong that was the time before last it blew up in her face. It's her own doing. Had she just communicated things would not be like this. I love her so very much but breaking promiss's and 0 communication is going to be her undoing.

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>>57249212
Its a larp she is not here.

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[Anonymous No.]

This is just how things are now. I just need to get used to it...

[Anonymous No.]

back to watching Fauna I guess..

[Anonymous No.]

>>57249439
Duh

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[Anonymous No.]

>>57249516
There are better people to watch. No way you have seen all of Gura's past streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Ya know, call me crazy for this insane take but I think your journey as a fan kind of ends the moment you start wishing misfortune on the person you proclaim to be a fan of for your own perceived slights. Wacky idea, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura were /here/ she'd come collect her free rimjob.

[Anonymous No.]

“Streamy”? More like “Ztreamy”
hoocha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57249513
get it over with already

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>>57249324
I am not membered to everyone so I'm not gonna bother debating it, you could well be right, whatever
either way you are still correct about the main point, pajeet is a rainbow trident for fucks sake, we do have plenty of retards who stick around just to stir trouble

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>>57249272
Gura is trending because of that vtuber award thing, it has nothing to do with her not streaming or communicating.

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>>57249582
uh, it's called "tough love"

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>>57249651
Yes but go to Latest and look down a bit and you have a lot of people having a fit in a half.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was asked at what time she would arrived in Tokyo on sunday. She thought it was next month and got caught off guard.

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>>57249702
That's not what tough love is, retard.

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>>57249651
soooort of, I'd argue the two are very intertwined
she is kinda known as the streamer who doesn't stream, that's not just a /here/ thing and the normies have been talking alot of shit about it as of the award

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>>57249572
I got no beef with this silly little jokester.

[Anonymous No.]

Last time for her to put up a frame now.... So guys how long do you think Gura will be gone this time before she says she is back? you think we will last longer then a week on her i'm back larp before she leaves like every other time? No way she is doing Hololive work right now.

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>>57249651
She isn't even trending at all. "For you" isn't trending, if we go by that then she's literally trending 24/7 on my account forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi is a huge bitch

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>>57249761
When was this? Timestamp?

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>>57249784
>shitty mouse fans butthurt and shitting on gura
nice, the only good thing about that award is the seething vshojocucks malding about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>57249702
Something insufferable narcissists use to justify abusing their children?

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>>57249807
She wont be back during the minecraft event tomorrow. At this point my bet is mid-late september.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57249885
Oh she just told me on the phone. I thought I would share that info with you anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>57249866
Proof? yea did not think so go larp some other place Gura is perfect and you can not prove otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome back Gura!!!!

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>>57249702
You have a pretty deranged and abusive sense of "tough love".

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>>57249956
If she was it would be after the Anniversary stream if at all.

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>>57249960
O so this all happened in your head got it lol. She was in Japan a long time before Ame and Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty good month. 45+ hours of Gura streams, a cute bikini short, and appearance in Shion's 3D Live and Holosummer Splash Party concert. Am I forgetting anything?

[Anonymous No.]

your journey as a fan ends the moment you tribute her

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>>57249729
Well those people apparently having a fit over her nit streaming or communicating will never address it to her so she won't know about it.
>>57249784
No, it's generally the usual shitposters and antis that leaving the few snide comments about how she "didn't deserve it because she didn't stream enough" most of the comments "making fun of her" (which aren't really even that many) are from people making fun of vtubers in general.

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>>57250100
Miko's anniversay?

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>never got to see much of her swimsuit
>no talk about splash party
>no collabs with Advent even though she was excited about it
its the things that rush by us that kinda suck. how she returns completely disconnected from anything that is happening or that she talked about when she last had a stream. It's like unfreezing her from a time capsule except her memory is shit so she doesn't even remember what was happening when she was frozen let alone now

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't watched her in a year WHY AM I STILL HERE?

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[Anonymous No.]

Just heard on the news there’s a hurricane coming through

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[Anonymous No.]

>>57250100
you forgot the tummy

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>>57250205
We can not address her over it the last time we did she went on a banning spree and would not talk about it. we are scared are members' badges would be for nothing, When she gets upset she takes it out on us her fans. The only time she addressed it was when her whole chat fell apart about what she was doing. We can not as her about it if she takes it out on us and bans us for it. Hell us long-time members have to make an alt just to ask her and they get banned 100% of the time. You tell me how we can let her know? because we would all like to know.

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>>57250256
people said that shit before and then she talked in detail about japan and the okayu date both which have retards like you swearing she would totally forget about them

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>>57250256
You could always try to remind her

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>>57249807
I just stopped caring.
I looked back at how worked up and miserable I got last time this happened and thought "Yeah, this is nowhere near worth putting myself through stupid shit again."
It's all but officially confirmed at this point that we are completely powerless to do anything to fix this issue so I'm just gonna post cute Goobs or do other shit until she's back.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>57250252
Oh, you're right, that was August 1st. So that makes three 3D performances just this month... four if we count both Splash Party days.

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>>57250506
>Headcanon
>Broken English
>"us long-time members"

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>>57250521
She never talked about the strawberry buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57250623
based

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>>57250506
I would say try fan letters but they are more than likely being filtered on what they send her so it's not like she would get it if she does at all in the 1st place.

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>>57250703
>talking about sending literal hatemail
holy shit you guys are insane

[Anonymous No.]

pajeet and le smug shark selennigger style shitposters playing dumb really do go hand in hand

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is stupid except me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57250768
Is that what that is called? but nope I'm saying if someone did cover would not give it to her if they even give her the fan letters to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57250768
Not antis btw as they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57250530
>It's all but officially confirmed at this point that we are completely powerless to do anything to fix this issue
Once again I have to remind you that we still haven't tried horrific mass violence in her name yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>57250879
I mean they pretty much align with the schizo half the time so what's the difference really?
>>57250891
like this
Pretty much anyone hanging on and miserable is unhealthy in some way. Or at the very least, seething.

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>>57250996
No there is no more fembud's Gura is MIA and till she says something she is not coming back. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>57250530
not to say you're wrong because I agree, my own bitching certainly hasn't helped, but I'm in a strange state of stunned disbelief, it's a new low
not in terms of time gone, but before this people just made their own assumptions that it was all over and we were back, this time she pretty much went out of her way to check every box that said [x]back and then did it again anyway

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>>57251085
Do you know what made all of it funny this time? She told us she would not do this anymore and would communicate if she was going to go a while without streaming. She went out of her way to make it as worse as possible on her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I have something I feel Gura really needs to hear I just roll down my car window and scream GURRAAAA! PLEASE STREAM TOY STORY FOR THE PS1!!! or so in that manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251085
This, she basically love bombed us for 3 weeks straight and then fucked off again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251085
She went out of her way to make it worse by saying she would communicate this time even promising streams the next day and poof gone like mamaws biscuits

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>>57250521
>people said that shit before and then she talked in detail about japan and the okayu date
These...happened after she returned in this stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=5s?
Tell me what details did she give you about that 3 week period of ghosting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251252
To be fair, that's a really good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251301
She didn't promise shit. Her most recent promise is promising that she wouldn't play MGS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251301
>gone like mamaws biscuits
What level of retard is this lmfao.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251214
I'll be honest it was kind of a sad experience watching the days go by.
>oh 2 days after a stream preceded by a 2 day break, that kinda sucks but sure
>3/4 days, back to that shitty early 2022 habit
>5 days, is she gonna tweet something
>6 days oh its gonna be a week
>7 days, s-surely she'll be back soon
>9 days, great we have no idea when she'll be back
>11 days now she'll shut down the chat again when she returns...whenever the fuck that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251361
watch her last stream and the one before or just before that she told us she would not stream the next 2 days and would be back and talked about what game she would stream and then just dusted us like Granddad's sex life.

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing shitposters salivate over her disabling chat is kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251361
yep, she said actions spoke louder than words and that she would try, then immediately did not try at all
it was indeed not a promise, but as much as I want to call you a fag who assumes her word is worth nothing unless a command seal is used in the bargain, you wound up being completely correct if you are indeed one such fag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

*christian bale's batman voice*
WHERE IS SHE???

[Anonymous No.]

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251597
Well maybe you should've saved a command seal idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251597
Gura never has or will try to turn over just like my sister's car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251597
Just use saint quartz to refill the commands, dumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251597
Unless Gura swears an oath and signs a devil's contract any implication that she will do something IS NOT a promise and you are an anti for taking her to task about it. Show me the blood contract

[Anonymous No.]

She herself said her health is still NOT good. And she never knows when she just has to be away for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57251214
>She told us she would not do this anymore and would communicate if she was going to go a while without streaming
I really don't get why she does this. She would be so much better off if she just did not promise anything or talk about improving when she obviously won't. I bet once she streams again it will be with prechat off as she knows she has, once again, pissed off people. Like what the fuck woman you know the issue, you know how to prevent it, so why is she still like this?

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Just sitting here playing bideo games and thinkin' about Gooba.

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>>57251821
This but unironically. no p-word, no promise, simple as.

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>>57251852
I'm pretty sure that if and when her health is struck with a case of the horts she can just say she'll be away for a bit at that moment
it would probably go over a little better than teasing a member stream and then disappearing

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>>57251852
That would be fine if she really had health problems. I just wish Gura would stop lying to us and really communicate.

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If you had to rim Gura's asshole, because she's absolutely begging for it cos she's extra horny after posting her twitter likes, would you prefer to rim her just before she takes a shit? Or straight after she takes a shit?

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>>57251869
Yep, I know she will turn pre-chat off and never deliver just like the Guy with Gura information from yesterday.

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Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

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Fauna has shimapan. I'm starting to think Gura talking about how much she wanted cute panties was her being GODDAMN LIAR because she knew she was going to get cute panties.

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>>57252124
the upskirts I've seen so far have left me very disappointed that we're never gonna get to see the same on Gura

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Oh, someone finally made a reddit thread, will she say something now buds?

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>>57252124
>>57252159
Someone really needs to superchat her asking her why the fuck she didn't give us cute panties if she ever does the swimsuit karaoke.

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>>57251869
>She would be so much better off if she just did not promise anything
She would be so much better off if she just said "feeling eepy, gone for a week or so"

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>>57252103
Is it low test to request that she wash it and put some strawberry creme around it?

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>>57252296
The swimsuit is gone, we'll never see it again.

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>>57252296
I have heard rumors that the shorts come off, but I don't know if it's true, and if it is I know we're never gonna get to see it...ellipses...

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>>57251869
She said she would TRY. That isn't a promise. This is what a promise looks like.

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>>57252346
yea we know. She was given so much stuff and time to make a killing doing very little using not only that swimsuit but other stuff and it would not have taken any extra time out of her day but she picked the option not to work at all.

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>>57251852
>health worsens, realize you won't be able to stream for a while
>make a xeet "sry will be gone for a while >:3"
It would be that easy, no even need to go to specifics or anything. That alone would prevent 90% of schizoing

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Please flash us, Gura!

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>>57252415
We know she does this Promise stuff all the time but must not know the meaning of the word.

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You guys almost done "venting" and replying to blatant shitposting?

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>>57252338
Wash it with your tongue. Then put strawberry cream on it. Long ago watched a cam girl put strawberry chapstick on her asshole, and it was incredibly hot for reasons i don't understand. Imagine Gura pushing out her butthole in a kind of kiss to meet your lips...

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>>57252415
These sound posts don't work for me, what does it say?

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>>57252477
Yes but this is Gura we are talking about she goes out of her way to make it harder on her. Really as of right now with how long she has pulled this I really think she gets off on it.

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>>57252559
>he can't tell what it is from the filename and video alone

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stop timelooping this stupid shit for the millionth time already, it's pathetic

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>>57252670
I'll stop when they stop saying non-promises are promises.

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>>57252547
>venting
susamogus
no

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>>57252559
She uses the magical word promise which is the only situation where you should ever expect her to honor her word.
I genuinely wonder if some of these anons have ever been in real life interactions. They act like fucking Satan
>ah tut tut my dear mortal nowhere in the binding contract is the word promise present mwhahahah
I'd fucking dump anyone that acted like this. And to be clear I'm not implying this is how gura thinks, just the sociopaths trying to defend her behavior from this angle. Like do they really think Gura is sitting at home browsing tiktok and going "kukuku good thing I never PROMISED"

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>>57252740
I meant the "she just needs to do ___" thats probably been said a trillion times by now

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>>57252670
If she stops time looping the ghosting people will stop time looping the shitty threads.
Believe me I'd love to sit here talking about some kind of content she's putting out, but as is there's literally nothing else to talk about.
Maybe if you don't like it you should start a different topic and try to get it to pick up traction?

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>>57252774
Okay then, take your time.

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>>57252550
I would rimjob her for her pleasure but I would definitely get turned on as well.

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>>57252547
>>57252670

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>>57252821
Anon, even in real life it would be exactly the fucking same conversation. Yes you can say you will do something, or intend to do it, without using the word promise. But then when YOU reference it, why can't you just say "she said she would do X" or "she said she wanted to try X"? You're the one who says "she promised" and brings the word promise into it and then gets mad when people correct you when you didn't have to use that word just like she didn't. So why use the wrong word?

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>>57252976
i'd stick my tongue in, to see what she tastes like on the inside.

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>>57252821
No she is playing BG3 she told us she was doing that last stream and right after the stream someone posted here saying that Gura would not stream till she beat the game and here we are.... I think gura posted that here for an update but who knows hell her promiss's are just hot air so need to think more outside of the box.

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>>57252885
Surely you guys aren't already bored of her bikini content.

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on the roof of my mouth there's a little bit that seems to be cut or something that hurts when I tongue it and feels like I could pull it off if I tried hard enough. is my mouth going to permanently have a bump after it heals.

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>>57253013
Holy shit you literally don't get it, do you?
How many people in your adult life have you tried pulling this on?
How many people did you make a commitment to and then they said "why'd you promise this and not deliver", then go I DID NOT PROMISE I JUST SAID I WOULD THE WORDING IS VERY IMPORTANT FRIEND

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>>57252885
You're not the chuuba, why does what you want matter? You're just a complainer.

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>>57253096
this thing needs to be mine...

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Anons Fauna's 3D is really cute...Not a cute as Gura's though

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>>57253139
this is where someone chimes in with 'yeah I understand normalfags expect that' or something, as if even a neet wouldn't get shit for it

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>>57253096
I think I have goomed to every frame possible already

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>>57253139
Literally no one I know what say that. They might say "you said you would do this but didn't, why?" They wouldn't use the word promise unless I did because it has extremely strong connotations and most people remember when it's used and when it isn't.

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>>57253013
but the definition of promise is "a declaration or assurance that one will do a particular thing or that a particular thing will happen."
you don't have to use the word promise when you promise something.

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>>57253139
The people who harp on the it's not a promise train unironically are extremely autistic and have no idea how to behave socially. That's why they are like this.
And yes, I'm sure if they told someone they were going to do something IRL and didn't that they would defend not doing it because they didn't specifically promise to do it.

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>>57253263
Pfhahaha. Pathetic.

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>>57253263
>the politician's campaign promises-
>akshually, they never used the word "promise"!

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>>57253013
>>57253263
Are you insane? You think a promise is explicitly when you utter the word "promise"?

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>>57253322
I will forever respect Gura for showing us her butt.

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>>57253307
Or you could quit saying she promised when she didn't. Most of the time she didn't even say she will do a thing. This whole thing about her communicating, she said she would TRY, she never said she WOULD. And yes, this is how Gura's brain works, you can see how she takes promises, ACTUAL promises, seriously.

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>chumbies try to hold her over very word she utters
>wonder why she doesn't want to say anything
Things are starting to make a lot more sense

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>>57253263
See, your issue is you have some strong feelings and attachment to the actual word promise that normal people do not. That's a you problem. That's not how the majority of people think.

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>>57253422
We've been over this before months and months ago. If you utter the word "promise" then you're actually making an oath, which is an upgraded promise.

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>>57253547
An upgraded promise? So without making the oath by uttering the magic word it's just a normal promise? Bruh.

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>>57253526
it's not how anyone thinks, you're being bamboozled by people who didge the shitposter label solely because it's in her defense
seriously I wasn't kidding when I said even a neet would get shit for it, I've been a neet, I've told friends I'd hang out or come raid and when I or anyone else didn't do it we got shit for it, it's how it works, and when you keep doing it you get more shit

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So anyway I love Gura.

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>>57253526
NTA, but is Gura the mayority of people? For all we know she might actually think like that too.

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sad...

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>>57253623
Yep, if you say you will do something then it's a promise. If you say you promise you will do something then it's an oath.

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>>57253547
No, you aren't making a promise at all if you don't say promise or an equivalent phrasing, and treat it with the gravitas a promise deserves. Promises are about intent. Nobody should be arguing over whether she's made one. It's clear and unambiguous.

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>>57253636
The only reason I said most people and not anyone is because the couple promise speds would unironically say "But I don't think that way so you're wrong."

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>>57253139
I want to try this at work someday, when boss asks where the thing is I said I would do I'll just go "nuh-uh wasn't a pinky promise!" and see what happens

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I honestly don't even care about the Gura factor at this point, I'm genuinely confused if there are people who think promises require the word promise to be real

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>>57253723
She actually VERY RARELY says she will do something. It's almost always couched in maybes or mights, and people pretend like possibilities are promises.

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>>57252670
That’s on her now, unless we can actually tard wrangle this board like /uuu/ and shut it down when she doesn’t have a frame up

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>>57253723
A pinky promise is a good example of a sworn oath. It has a ritual and everything.

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What is a promise?

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>>57253801
Well maybe she should stop saying maybes then if 99% time maybe = no

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It's literally just more entitlement, this time to something she 'promised'. They'll dig at every technicality to try to get what they want. Pretty much only the deranged ones are left from the dissatisfied crowd since they refuse to let go despite getting more and more butthurt.

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>>57253855
Then you'll bitch about her never telling you anything. I'll take the maybes and mights.

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>>57253685
Yes you are, if you say you'll do something then you made a promise.

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The reality is, a majority of the time people use the word "promise" when it comes to Gura, it's not even that she didn't use the word, she didn't even say she would do something. They'll use it when she said she might do something or wants to do something, which isn't even a statement of intent. For instance this most recent conversation, her words were "I will try" and that she "knows she should". Then later after that she said "I will tweet......if I stream". There was never any statement of intent made toward saying something when she won't stream, just a lot about how she SHOULD. I can see being justifiably mad about that, I can't see how you can call it a promise.

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>>57253883
I don't even know what she supposedly promised, I'm just saying that if you say you'll do something, then you promised it.

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>>57253929
you've argued this so far down that I think even the antis claiming outright that she's a liar come off better

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>>57254021
You're mad that he's correct.

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>>57253929
Sure, she didn't break any promise if she only said she would try. In which case you can only criticize her for a lack of commitment at most.

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>>57253996
She didn't promise shit lol. These dudes are just desperate to hold something over her to get something. If you have to try this hard to force a woman to do something for you, your relationship is fucked.

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>ctrl + f "promise"
>1/58
You guys... take a break.

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>>57254085
Thank you. We can all agree that Gura is terrified of commitment.

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>>57253996
So if I say I'll get some milk on the way home, but then I notice I'm running low on gas and decide to do it tomorrow, I promised and I lied?

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>>57254109
I agree, I don't want to have to twist my shark girlfriend's arm every time I want to go on a date with her. If you guys ever owned a cat, you'd know that you can't be too pushy with them.

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>>57254133
Yes, Gura did lie about the Subaru offcollab.

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remember to brush your teeth chumbies
Gura wouldn't want your teeth to decay

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>>57254133
by tomorrow do you mean stopped at a motel 6 and didn't call home for a week, then acted like there was no issue with this when you finally went back?

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>>57253837
a pretty good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU

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>>57254133
No, something came up and you broke your promise. If it's a reasonable excuse then it's easy to forgive.
Lying would be intentionally deceiving.

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>>57254123
Yeah. Anyone that watched the rdr2 streams should know this. Her playstyle was super wishy washy

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>>57254085
>In which case you can only criticize her for a lack of commitment
Which I wouldn't disagree with and you wouldn't be incorrect so why the fuck can't you just do that?

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>>57254133
Y-yes anon... If you tell someone you're going to do something and then don't the majority of people would consider that breaking a promise.

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>>57253837
A miserable little pile of maybes!

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>>57254259
wdym, I think Gura is the #1 vtuber, I'm just here to argue semantics.

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>>57254133
If you had every opportunity to get the milk yes. Are we SUPPOSED to pretend she's in a coma or something?

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There's genuinely no point in watching Gura anymore when we have Bijou. Right now she's playing with emotes and talking to chat in her free chat and has been for an hour now. Gura would never care that much.

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>>57254244
Not my cup of tea, but it's a nice song.

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>>57254133
What happens when someone asks you where the milk is, anon?
You're gonna explain that, right?

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>>57254395
>I was low on gas!
>THEN FILL IT UP, IDIOT!

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>>57254200
That wasn't a hypothetical meant to stand in for Gura in any way, it was entirely for this semantic argument. You can't compare Gura to it

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it's honestly downright pathetic how the thespianbuds are being mindbroken like it's the first time or something, imagine how fucking sad is that the moment she's back they'll act all happy and giddy and then when she takes a break again they'll go full menhera again, at this point you either learn to patiently wait for her or you fuck off because whatever it is you're doing is not at all healthy

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You guys have so much energy. I'm kind of jealous.

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meh I'm used to the ghosting by now. My feelings for her are nowhere near as strong as they used to be at this point so this shit barely even hurts anymore, it's expected. Guess thats what she wanted.

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>>57254425
>I was low on gas and was stuck in the desert for 10 days
>with full signal and battery
>No I'm not gonna call you and let you know
>Your fault for expect milk, stop being so lactosocial

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>>57254433
yes, I can, because it's the only comparison to be made
it I were to compare Gura to the milk run, she would have said oh sorry guys no member stream after allk, see you later, much like you would actually show up to tell your dutch wife you forgot the milk

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>>57254395
Yes? At which point I wouldn't expect any sane person to talk to me about how I broke my promise

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>>57254133
So buy milk at the gas station you retarded faggot.

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>>57254473
same desu

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The only good promise in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIdFeby__VQ

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>>57254462
And yet they will say that they are the real fans

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>>57254331
>If you tell someone you're going to do something
except gura is allergic to say she'll do something, she said she'll try or that maybe she'll do it, 0 assurance in that, go ahead anon mention the las broken "promise" and I'll reply with a timestamp of her adding several asterisk to it

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>>57254501
WHERE'S THE MILK? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE MILK?

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>>57254506
No, that doesn't work beause in this scenario I said I would get the milk, whereas Gura never even said she would do anything except "try" and "maybe" a members stream

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>>57254462
rest assured, I'll never believe her again, i just find the promise argument really dumb

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>57254527
THAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SONG!?

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>>57254584