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5787728 No.5787728 [Reply] [Original]

>Be Mori
>Just want to hang out with your rap friends
>They're all hopping aboard a new trend called "vtubing"
>Decide to apply to a vtubing agency as a lark
>Get accepted somehow
>Popularity explodes way beyond anything you expected
>Now you have to spend your time pretending you're best friends with middle aged Japanese women with anime avatars
>Go to the "summer festival"
>All you can think about during the entire thing is how you'd prefer to be fucking manlets instead
>"O-Oh yeah guys I had a great time, it was sugoooi."

>> No.5787952

>>5787728
Hmmm, I never sent in a job application as a joke, and theoretically if it was just a joke why take it. Your boys either a liar or pretty retarded.

>> No.5788585

>>5787728
I watched the shadowverse thing on sunday. Whenever all of them were able to speak, it was like Mori wasn't even there.
And when she was forced to talk, she had this fake "I'm so excited" tone, that she now uses, after she got backlash for only being excited for gigguk and her tabletop thing.

>> No.5788728

>>5787952
She said she sent it as a joke because her friends also applied, and ended up stealing the job from her friend (which is still a small indie to this day because of it). Scummy shit.

>> No.5788763

>>5787728
>"friends" tell you you shouldn't wear panties under a yukata
>"friends" tell her food is meant to be consumed not enjoyed
real good friends mori

>> No.5788775
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5788775

>>5787728
I know you're here, Nikodem, you big fucking nerd! Where's my goddamn (you)s?

>> No.5788861

>>5788728
Being honest her friend wouldn't have gotten in even if mori didn't apply, sucks for her though

>> No.5788920

>>5787728
Unironically suffering from success

>> No.5788997

>>5788728
>stole the job from her friend
ngmi anon, if you genuinely think like this

>> No.5789107

>>5788763
>"friends" tell you you shouldn't wear panties under a yukata
Did ancient Japanese go commando or something? I thought they wore those twisted up cloth diaper things at least.

>> No.5789205

>le tired reaper
someday a good post might be made with that picture, but it's not today

>> No.5789630

>>/vt/image/H5FVDjiGsHig_iBNJiduIA

Jesas

>> No.5789741

>>5788585
She had the same tone during the festival thing as well the few times she was even assed to actually talk, literally the fakest act ever, not even pretending to give a shit

>> No.5790144
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5790144

>>5788728
>>5787728
>applied as a joke
>had to put in effort for audition piece
>wrote an original song for debut
>released album shortly after
>spent time to go outside and hang out with coworkers
>applied as a joke btw
shes too much of a pussy to admit her real feelings; always wanting to appear aloof because she thinks its 'cool'. shes autistic, doesn't know how to express her feelings eloquently, and you're taking offense to it.

>> No.5790213

>>5787728
>Get accepted somehow
>fuck everything up
The end

>> No.5790384

>>5790213
>get accepted somehow
>fuck everything up
>still wins regardless
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.5790400
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5790400

>>5790144
If only she had more 勇気

>> No.5790873

>>5787728
Lets not forget
>Shill Shadowverse
>Wrangle Kiara into shilling it as well
>Challenge Kiara to a match
>Gets her ass handed to her by Kiara
>Tries to play it off but internally seething
>Trains for weeks for the rematch with Kiara
>Smug that she's going to beat Kiara after her training arc
>Loses to Kiara again who wasn't even trying
>Internally seething for the rest of the collab with Kiara

>> No.5791392

>>5790873
Kiara was trying though, did you see those Heart of the Cards moments? She must have gone through so much work to assemble the millennium puzzle.

>> No.5791612

>>5789107
The men did. Traditionally, Japanese women didn't wear underwear. Why would they, logically?

>> No.5791675

naru hoe dough neh

>> No.5791762

her fake "ghetto" act and speech makes me want to rope myself

>> No.5791788

>>5790873
kiara made 3 top decks in a row, i really hope mori doesn't watch the replay or she'll seethe until she froths

>> No.5791797

Anon, this is supposed to be another Gura hate week. We postponed the Mori anti posting to next week. Did you not read the pin on discord?

>> No.5791856

>>5787728
Searching this image really paints a clear picture of obsession and mental illness

>> No.5792014

>>5787952
I send out 5 joke applications every month to get goberment funds

>> No.5792146

>>5790873
Kiara did care though.
She was even practicing during her week off against mock decks the other players would be using and was practicing with her coach right up to when the tournament started.

>> No.5792391

>>5791612
to prevent their fanny smells and farts from being sniffed by the town rapist.

>> No.5793771

>>5792146
>Takanashi Kaiba earns a two win streak against a tenth rate duelist with a seventeenth rate deck
Daily reminder that Kiara learned japanese as a third language. It's an impractical clusterfuck of a language that's so difficult to conceptualize, even natives like Korone and Prime Minister Abe can't properly read or write.

There are many criticisms that can be leveled against her, but theoretical incompetence isn't one of them.

>> No.5793843

>>5790144
all at only 5% power. Imagine her at 50% power!

>> No.5794035

>>5787728
>Workaholic
>Took 3 breaks in a little more than a month
She's literally trying to avoid hololive and her awful fanbase as much as possible lol

>> No.5801484

>>5794035
Wouldn't you?

>> No.5801762

Mori's labored voice every time she pretends to be having fun is relatable. I can't even count how many times I've had to pretend to enjoy myself when I got dragged into social events I wanted no part of when I was younger.

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5801837

>>5790873
You are making me feel sorry for her.

>> No.5801894

>>5790144
this is not a cope right anon? right?

>> No.5804205

>>5791797
How do I join this Discord, anon?

>> No.5804539

>>5801484
No, mainly because its such an easy high paying job. Entertain the masses for like 2 hours, and make like $10k in one stream, read superchats often during gameplay and bait more people into sending money because of the high interaction. Hololive vtubers sure got it rough, eh?

>> No.5804610

>>5801762
It is relatable, but she shouldn’t have applied to be part of Hololive then. It’s sad to see her milk it for money at the same time as she resents her fans and fellow Holomems

>> No.5804714

>>5792391
>town rapist
MOLDOVA HATE

>> No.5804786

>>5787728
>rap
you just know she fucks blacks.

>> No.5805009

>>5790873
amazing
I love the reactions on this place

>> No.5805127

>>5787728
>middle aged Japanese women with anime avatars
always cracks me up

>> No.5805145

>>5804786
No just Japanese manlets.

>> No.5805464

>>5790873
What, I thought people were saying that Mori beat Kiara in a rematch?
I didn't watch because I wasn't interested, so I kept to just reading what happened in these threads

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5805817

>>5792391
>fanny smells
>japanese
>japanese women
dude they can barely stand the smell of anything stronger than green tea. They bathe for fun as adults, and shower before bathing.

They had to design hyper-toilets that take starfox 64 (or "lylat wars" in your country) to bidets. It's actually a source of national pride to the Japanese to have such advanced toilets.

And rightly so, on all parts, imo. Ass has never been cleaner, Toto's a god company.

They don't need to wear underwear, and their women don't smell like piss and shit, unless it's their fetish after being so deprived of filth.

Subarashi.

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5806223

>>5805817
I fuckin love their toilets so much. If I get rich like that fucker Notch I'm gonna have a house with a big hyperminimalist sensory deprivation room that has nothing but pic related. I'm going to spend hours sitting on that thing in the void and working my asshole and balls with the dual wands and occasionally blowing a load into my favorite onaho. The life of a true god.

>> No.5806408

>>5806223
>I'm going to spend hours sitting on that thing
enjoy your hemorrhoids bro

>> No.5806693

>>5804205
post your nuts and I'll dm you

>> No.5807111
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5807111

>>5790144
I like this rrat. I’ll keep it.

>> No.5807799

>>5790144
>44
Based sheep of truth
>>5790400
She's not a 主人公 type, pls andastand

>> No.5808512

>>5788728
Which is sad to because you can tell she actually cares and is actually good at singing. But at the same time I doubt she would leave her group but idk.

>> No.5812981

>>5801762
Openly convey you aren't having fun and maybe they'll stop inviting you.

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