/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Why Are They Like This? Edition

Last thread: >>58853193

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/yX8fUvq4

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

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>>58884808
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare got called a “cutie patootie” by some guy on VC.

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Leader is being bullied so hard.

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Temma arrives
A second copy of Lies of Pee is given away

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Poor Altare kek

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Tempus is my family and I'm taking care of them by STREAMING FLEX WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS

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>>58884878
Someone has to tell him

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>>58884849
amen

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>>58884849
Amen.

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jesas

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>>58884944
worst song

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flaytel love

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what is going on

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KEK

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It's so dumb but him having vc on makes me shake

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>>58885390
With laughter I hope
What's wrong with you niggas getting spooked by randoms

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LMAO

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>>58885390
What's your damage???

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>>58885213
That's not Top of the World

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>>58885550
Damn, an 8 man rendition of Top of the World...

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it differs…

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Magni's obstacle course...

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>>58885733
Hack the Cover Corp servers and steal the vocal stems and you could probably mix something together if the VG boys ever sang the song on karaoke.

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altare singing cute, i really hope he sings in menshi

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we hate regis altare

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>altare so lonely he’s bonding with random guys on voice chat

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>>58885907
Amen.

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we love regis altare

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>tigermomming himself
sasuga

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>>58886346
i’ve never seen someone be their own worst enemy quite like him

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>>58886450
i think a lot of people are, they just don't openly show it kek

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>>58885550
wrong

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>>58886901
Oh right, Copium I removed that song from my mind, Magni has only made an Escape from the City cover

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Are sponsorships dead for Tempus? Altare was kinda weird about that

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>>58887149
Thanks for reminding me Copium exists.
Sometimes I wonder if the songs poor reception was partially responsible for him leaving...

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>>58887309
Probably meant that it has been too long since they got one

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>>58887373
No, he wanted to make more music

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>>58887309
Magni had that Raid Shadow one, has there been any since them?

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>>58887553
yes

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>>58887149
What about the christmas medley?

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It always surprises me how fucking hard it storms in Hakka's town.

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>>58887373
It wasn't even that poorly received, originals tend to do more poorly than covers since it only reaches their own fans

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Good evening MANS, Nature Anon here. I was preparing to cook dinner when I heard a noise. I searched for the noise for some time before I spotted a tiny axel doormouse trying to get some of my fruit. Axel doormice only eat fruit however their eyes are bigger then their stomachs so they will often try to eat fruit to big for them. I cut up some of my fruit for him to eat. Axel doormice have became popular pets in recent years do to their soft hypoallergenic fur and friendly personality along with their surprisingly long lifespan make them great pets. They are however social animals that do best in pairs. He seems to be storing some of the fruit I cut up to take back to his mate.

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Hitchhiking in Elysium and getting picked up by Regis Altare

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Karaoke on Sunday....I missed it so much

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>>58887853
i’m putting him in my pocket, thank you

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>>58887868
you're gonna get raped in his shitty car

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>>58887149
>>58887373
Why is Copium a nightclub all the sudden?
Who thought "hands up bottoms up" sounded cool?
HATE

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>>58887958
Good

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>>58887853
VERY CUTE CAN WE MEET THE MATE !?

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Altare's so cute? What is he doing?
>>58887958
I am now hitchhiking in Elysium

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that was one of my favorite Altare outros,,,

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YO DIVEGRASS MANAGER, WHERE'S SHINRI? Give me a psish and a Jeffrey players now that we'll get rid of the other 2

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>>58888188
When he started humming I thought it was a phone vibrating kek but it was adorable

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>>58887958
where's the altnowa pic

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UH TEMPUS YEAH (YEAH)
WE DA BOYS (YEAH YEAH)
UH UH UH
TEMPUS (YEAH)

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>>58888125
I'll be keeping my eye out for them, Axel doormice cross breed like crazy in the wild so chances are it is a different doormouse species. They seem to be the most attracted to Shinri doormice do to the similar color palette the species have but they have been documented mating with all temp doormice species.

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BAD BOYZ

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>>58887958
that's the ideal outcome

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That was a very cute baby Hakka...

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Hopefully Bettel doesn't tire himself out too much. This schedule is insane.

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I didn't expect Shinri to be so into Starfield

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flaytel stonks

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>>58885390
i just want them to pull a "what a fucking nigger" moment on stream, that'll be funny

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>>58889081
NO NOW BETTEL WILL GRADUATE TOO

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What is Mr. Psish doing? Planning to build something new?

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>>58889416
I like that nickname

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>>58888607

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cutest pilot

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>>58889416
He's gathering sponges to help him build a "reverse aquarium" whatever that is

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>>58889081
Cute

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>>58889620
If he's using sponges then I assume that means a dry tank underwater, though I'm not watching currently
I subconsciously typed "spongebobs" instead of sponges

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>>58888621
Don't worry, he will cancel at least one of them

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>>58889620
So like, an underwater house? I just remember Altare doing the same thing when he was building his

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Can't wait to watch Month in Review tomorrow after work

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I hate working i wish i could just get paid and stay at home and watch tempus all day

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>>58890218
Same dude. Except I can watch streams at work, but I have still, you know, work

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I hope Gen3 has a euro guy that streams while I'm working

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This may sound like I'm a doomer, and I hope this don't come back to bite me in the future, but I didn't expect the overall morale in Tempus to be this high after what happened. They all sound excited with the future, they've been having a lot of fun with their own content, everyone feels "light".
I guess that's just the feeling of being free from all the big projects, idk, but I've been loving this Tempus.

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>>58891090
they lost the mentally ill negro and the clout chaser
of course they're happy

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>>58890350
>spoiler
Just like me frfr

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BIG WHEEL

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>>58891090
At the end of the day only they know how things really went down and what it means for them in the future. A little doubt is alright since things can change at any moment, but I think they'll be alright

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>>58891090
There have been a LOT of mentions that make me suspect big things in the future. Altare referencing stage performances, Shinri looking into dance choreo, Bettel dedicating himself to being a real musical idol. It sucks that what’s coming up is probably the reason for the grads (unable/unwilling to perform) but the rest of the guild is sailing this boat fr.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE

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>>58887373
Maybe it was his fans lying to him about how it was "such a banger" only to not listen to it after release.

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>>58891090
I feel liek the same thing happened with council. Not only did the group dynamic come together a bit with "CouncilRys" but it felt liek the others also kinda reflected and refocused on their goals. Also all rats and personal feelings aside, it...it was prob objectivly a bit difficult to plan things with someone like Vesper who had issues following through with stuff. even if they loved him, it must have been tough. Its like party planning for that one friend that can NEVER be on time. But I digress, I am very hopeful for the guild

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>tune into Flayon
>Bettel is chatting with him while he plays
My desire for a classic let's play style series grows ever more...

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>>58892913
Perfect thumbnail kek

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HOW LONG HAS BETTEL BEEN ON FLAY'S STREAM AND NO ONE TOLD ME

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>>58891090
>>58892413
By now, the boys have come to terms with the graduations, I figure. They're all likely still in touch, and given that MagNoir are considered graduates and alumni, there's likely nothing horribly awful that went on behind the scenes that would have shaken up the other Tempus boys any further. It's still an unusual and unfortunate series of events that occurred, but it's not something on the level of long-term tragedy as, say, Aloe or Rushia's departures from Hololive.

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>>58887373
if how his FIRST original turned out affected him leaving or not, then there wasn't any hope

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>>58891090
The immediate couple weeks following with Rust and tempus week probably helped. Everyone just having a good time is good for morale.

>>58893152
He's been there basically since he ended

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>>58891090
>People who aren't having fun leave
>People who are haveing fun stay and have fun together
How is this so hard to understand
Why do we need all these unnecessarily spoilered paragraphs for such a simple fucking concept. Move on already

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>>58893152
SHOULDA STUCK WITH THE REDIRECT DUMMY
They've been talking all stream tho, like cmon dude....

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Shinri is one crunchy mf

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>>58893594
I had to charge my phone...

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>>58893152
no one actually watches flayon

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>>58893733
dumy..... just watch while it charges....
>>58893897
mhmm mhmm yeah aside from the 1.2 k currently doing so

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>>58894043
Me and my 1199 smart fridges

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>>58894136
Machina x onFridge

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machitroons can't handle the banter

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Has flay been doing all this like, without his upgrade tree lol?

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>>58894136
>new ip
ISREAL

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I love this idiot so much
https://x.com/sarahnizzle/status/1704318695969878069?s=20

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>YOU LIED
>LIES OF B
KINO

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i love flayom

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>>58894808
flayom~~~

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Why is the thread so dead it's not even 9PM yet

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>>58895291
>Tourists fucked off
Good, now you can too

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MANAGEMENT HATE

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>>58895291
There is just so much Lies of B we can discuss, just wait for Month in Review

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Could it be Youtubes inane copywrite stuff tho?

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we dem boyz

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>>58895390
I think that happened before with TOTW for Altare, so maybe

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Nature Anon here. I followed the Axel doormouse and found it's mate! A Shinri doormouse. Shinri doormice and Axel doormice cross breed very often do to their similar color palettes. Studies show Axel doormice can't tell the difference between a Shinri doormouse and another Axel doormouse however Shinri doormice know the difference and simply do not care if their mate is the same as them or not. Shinri doormice are very clever but care free species. They can problem solve easily but would rather sleep and eat seeds. Unlike the fruit only diet of the Axel doormouse the Shinri doormouse's diet is a bit of everything they'll eat anything they can get their paws on from fruit to seeds to bugs and even meat they care not food is food to them. This fact can result in them becoming nuisances as they are too smart for normal mousetraps and can and will get into everything however they are not very proficient breeders produced only one or two pups every few years so being overrun by them is very unlikely.

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babettel love

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>>58895390
I think so, Hakka can't play Raven's Paradigm for that reason

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>>58895668
VERY intriguing!

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>>58895668
honestly quite incredible

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>>58895780
yeah its almost certainly that imo. I mean, bettel clarified he wasnt even "in trouble" its just "no you cant do that"
YOUTUBE HATE

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I love shinri

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please record the month in review, I need to sleep.
Good night MANS

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>>58895780
>>58896100
Its probably the same ‘EN song lyrics = vod nuked’ rule that gets karaokes and leader guitar menshi. Instrumentals might have been fine.

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>>58895791
I had the idea that Axel variants are likely not very smart and Shinri variants are very similar colors to Axel variants so realistically any Shinri variant willing to pair with non Shinri variants would likely end up with Axels that can't tell them a part because they are the same color a lot. Since crossbreeding is a normal thing in the world I created Shinri x Axel tempanimal pairing are likely the most common do to the similarities in size and appearance.

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LIES IN REVIEW COLLAB

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VG LOVE

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15 Minutes delay?

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FULL LIES OF VG

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>>58896425 (me)
I just tuned in Flayon's stream and they're all there, nice

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MONTH IN REVIEW ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBE

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kek this game has bettel and flayon in shambles. it's actually kind of endearing

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Are they just going to skirt around the graduations

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Y-yeah, nothing else happened this month, haha...

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>>58896754
Elysium's code has changed
they have been written out of the system

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>>58896779
haha, yeah. august felt really long, right guys...

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>>58896754
I mean what do you want them to say, besides what's been said already

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Bettel just doxxed Flay

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these mfs are gonna get me digging in my candy stash

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>>58897014
he HATES him wants him DEAD

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>October is so great that it takes over the September month in review

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>>58897125
This is the august month in review though?

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I'm excited for some spooky content

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>>58897125
>This month in review is for august
>starts reviewing a future month
lmao

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>>58897179
I love halloween... def a fav holiday

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Magni loved halloween too, he chose the October to be his birthday month because of that... It isn't getting any easier

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>I'll never get a Rosemary's baby watchalong
Why live

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>>58897332
please don't remind me of axel's and magni's halloween project they were working on...

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Magmites stop whining already and move on.

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>>58897524
No, you're gonna be sad with me

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>>58897581
KEK I appreciate them still hanging around, Magni was my favorite in Tempus early on, but yeah eventually they'll move on from it, just give them some time.

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>>58897581
I thought they all left for /orc/ or whatever

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NO SHINRI WTF

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bettel is very passionate about spooky season start/end dates

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>battle bucket

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>>58897581
NEVER

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>Love Language
FLAYTEL AREEEE

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>halo
my dream of halostars..like tears in the rain

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tempups panting

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Wanna hear boys panting under me wtf

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What the fuck was that

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>>58898349
content

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I'm just as horny as flay

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Shinri being keked by the noise supression is one of my favorite things

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I can't even talk about something they are talking about here because they keep changing subjects so fast. Seriously how do these boys have so much energy? not that I'm complaining I love vanguard interacting with each other.

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SWEATTEL SWEATTEL SWEATTEL SWEATTEL LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK

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The boys all sweat a lot while streaming... imagine the smell...

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Flayon posted this gif in chat

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FLAYON IS TOO FUCKING POWERFUL

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>>58898053
>This is installed on the R-Trus

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Comfy time with Shinri in boxers

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>i need to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store

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This kid has issues

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Flay is so extra I love this slut

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>videos say Flayon has slut energy
>Flayon decides he must have slut energy
He...He groomed himself...sugoi....

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>you guys know how cows are milked
>flay starts mooing

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>whats a honeydew
Bettel scares me

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>"Oh Bettel, I'm sorry, I forgot... You're pale"

Holy kek

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Bettel is SO white

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>Flay received a DS but it had to be returned cause it was too expensive
>Instead of being told it costed too much he was told the DS was too smart for him
What the actual fuck is wrong with his family?

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Bettel OOZES whiteness its hilarious. (and Im white)

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The one Bettel W take on fruit. Papaya fucking sucks, and I say that having seriously tried to use Papaya in cooking. It's so limited in utility, and so easy to be gross.

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>Kiwis are monkey balls

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Don't lick the shark

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>>58899439
IM GOING FOR THE FEET

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>>58899386
YES ANON!!!!

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>>58899458
Sharks don't have feet!!

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>>58899386
Papaya-flavored things can be nice; fresh papaya can be sweet and enjoyable, papaya in other things like smoothies or fruit blends can be good
....but it has to be good quality and fresh papaya, otherwise you're right, something happens to it where it smells horrendous and a taste like turpentine/gasoline plus vomit starts to set in, I'm not joking about those two fragrances/tastes either that's actually what it is
It also goes bad easily and stinks up the kitchen when it's overripe, it's just difficult to get right and not worth the hassle of preparing at home imo

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>>58899530
....
s-shut up!

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I can't believe they're talking suicide methods without Altare there

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I can't believe all this shark slander I'm hearing.

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>twist of fate
Jeff "El Drogadicto Extremo" Hardy was Hakka's guy

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>GET ROTATED

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>>58899607
Dolphins would commit multiple mass homicides if they had the means to do so

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Man I love Vanguard

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>>58899638
GET ROTATED IDIOT

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>>58899678
...
Something is not right here, can't tell what tho

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>>58899747
The artist forgot Phantom's zipper.

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Spoiler sluts, stop doing it.

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>>58899812
this is spoiler sluts: the thread

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The fucking reaction to Flex kek

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>>58899812
no

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Flex Love!

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shinri's part was fucking sick
WE DEM BOYZ

[Anonymous No.]

This could have been HQ... It was not meant to be.

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I hate Flex

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>>58899557
>....but it has to be good quality and fresh papaya,
The reason I spent time trying to use papaya in cooking is because I wound up having several papaya trees in my garden, so I had way too many. It couldn't have been fresher. Yes, as you say, papaya-flavored things CAN be nice, but there's such a risk of that vomit taste/smell (its papain, which is similar to a human digestive enzyme) that I just don't care to bother with such a pain in the ass, when I could be using apples, bananas, berries, etc. Not to mention the chance of flies laying eggs in them, so you'll find maggots have burst out of your fruit, and are now writing on your kitchen counter, which was its own separate layer of disgusting.

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Magmites will never let go.

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I think metalcore sucks!

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Holy shit that breakdown DOES go hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bbD1LfG54

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>>58900123
And why should they, Magni as a character is great

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>>58900164
Why the fuck is this good

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Hakka- Vocals
Bettel- Guitar
Shinri- Base Guitar
Flayon- Drums

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>>58900285
>>58900164
THE SECRET FORMUUUUUUUULA

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>>58900350
>Shinri- Base Guitar
You mean Bass Guitar, unless you mean Based Guitar, which would also be valid.

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>>58900123

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>>58900191
and the magmites have the best design

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>>58900164
This goes way too hard

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>$60 for 4 undies
What the fuck is wrong with this clown

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>>58900123
BUT I WILL NEVER LET GO

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>I got you a backpack
Flay so strange.....cute.....

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>edc
Is he packing?

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>>58900503

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>>58900517
Calvin Kleins are expensive.

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Flayon was a prep school kid!

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>>58900827
I have never not fucked a twink that wasn't wearing Calvin Kleins

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Bettel, an empath... ?

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>>58900503
Also true

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>>58900827
Amd you can get 12 pack fruit of the loom for less than 30. He's still tarded

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Hakka told us in the spanish zatsu that they like to give gifts to each other, i think he bought a stake to Shinri to cheer him up the other day? Flayon getting a bag for Bettel reminded me that, i'm so glad they all are close friends

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>>58901092
Oh yeah, he also said that Altare gets him games too right? So sweet…

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They're mocking the pokemon unite guidelines.

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>>58900702
Shinri - Snubnose .38
Flayon - Subcompact 9mm
Bettel - Cannot morally or ethically be trusted with a firearm
Bettel 2 - G38
Hakka - 1911 clone in .38 Super
Altare - G19
Axel - Pipe bomb

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>>58900707
Magmites were honestly the cutest, no matter how much they were bashed here. Did other boys receive games like Magni did?

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What do you think is on that list?
It's sounds extremely restrictive if they can't use the word die.

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>>58901092
A STAKE?!

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>>58901220
>Bettel - Cannot morally or ethically be trusted with a firearm
Bettel supports gun control?

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>>58901231
Something tells me Axel has not read this list

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>>58901220
>Bettel - Cannot morally or ethically be trusted with a firearm
He'd carry a deagle in .50 ae because retarded

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>>58901092
I still think the housewarming gift Hakka bought for Bettel was really sweet

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Nature anon here. I've settled back in my tent and I'm going to go to sleep soon. Still no traces of the supposed magbear however it is basically a needle in a haystack searching for it. Good night MANS, stay safe.

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>>58901237
Foul creature of the night I banish thee.

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>>58900884
explain a lot

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>>58901092
>he bought a stake to Shinri
Does Shinri have bad blood with Vesper?

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FUCKING DEADBEATS INSIDE US

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>>58901488
>Bettel hates Axel
>Shinri hates Vesper
>Hakka hates uh..
>Flayon hates...

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>>58901550
>>Hakka hates uh..
>>Flayon hates...
Me
I am the last boss of Tempus and they are slowly waking up to this fact.

My name... is John Perms.

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>>58901550
Bettel - Axel hate no longer exists since the succubus left, only Dingoose love

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>>58901580
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why the fuck does Hakka pronounce Gerbils like that

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>>58901603
Nono, Bettel still definitely hates Axel

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They hate Pekora...

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>>58901580
FUCK

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Vesper parrot...

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Animal Anon, have you been taking notes?

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>>58901828
meds

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Dracula Parrot looks so cool.

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>>58901888
oh damn, thaats really different from other parrots....

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Shinri posting in chat while shitting out his ass

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Bettel really is something else huh/,,,,

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Why does Flayon keep shooting off random words, half of which don't contribute to what the others are talking about? This shit is incredible. The guy is literally incapable of having a conversation.

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>>58902271
ADHD

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>>58902294
At some point you can't blame adhd anymore

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>>58902327
at that point you blame the autism

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>>58902271
Too much goyslop and red 40 in his system

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>>58902271
Autismo

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>>58902271
When he doesn’t have anything to say about a topic which is most of the time he spouts randomly to feel included

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>>58902271
It has to be a multi collab issue at this point, he was fairly grounded and normal for 7.5 hours of Lies of P and carried on multiple normal vc convos with Bettel about builds and strats. As soon as two or more other people are in the call he loses his fucking brain.

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>It make me want to download Tarkov
>Everyone else goes uhhh
Kek

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>>58902522
he's trying to filter the others to groom bettel

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Did someone say FORTNITE?

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>He could go watch
>Axel's probably into that

Wtf Bettel

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I cant stay up any longer, enjoy the boys anons, see you all tomorrow

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>>58902584
Down.

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WoW Wednesday is forever dead.

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>>58902522
>fairly normal and grounded
>moaning and screaming "sex" every 5 seconds

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>>58902522
yeah 100%
>>58902623
No he really was tho, I mean like, he was always making sure to not join in and start screaming if bettel is trying to focus on a boss, or just talking about the game with him.

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Vesmachi anon.....

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Shaak Ti can get it
https://files.catbox.moe/bbvyxv.jpeg

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Shinri is a exophile, isn't he?

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>>58902961
WAOS

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Why did they give Aayla massive tits? Why do blue space people need mammaries for?

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>>58903122
For breastfeeding humans

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>>58903122
Depends, are they mammals? Or do they reproduce in a different manner

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>>58903122
Because they look nice

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>>58902522
Of course, he's usually pretty good when he's just with one other dude. The Bettel RE6 and Doppio streams were great, he just can't seem to get into bigger conversations very well. As a sperg myself I get it.

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>twitter
>gigachad voice
Does he know?

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https://voicecel.org/
For those who want to do it

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>>58903395
224
this is like... a weird "chad" site thing tho, fun I guess

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i love these dumb cute boys so much

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>>58903122
I recall on the star wars wiki theres an entire page dedicated to alien genitalia and sex organs. you can probably find the answer why there.

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>>58903395
I'd rather not have my voice stolen and used for deepfake scam calls.

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>>58903122
The same reason Argonians in Elder Scrolls have tits. There is no purpose to anything man can not fight or fuck.

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>>58903395
I tried that site, but it didn't work with my mic and audio interface for some reason.

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>>58903395
87. Cool, I guess? This test seems really stupid.

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>>58903476
Short answer from a quick peek; twi'leks are near human species and can breed with humans, so they are probably mammals, boobs are normal.

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Gorimane is gonna get to beat up axelotls

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>>58903631
>The boobs are canon because the creators wanted to motorboat alien tits

Kinda based, but fucking hell man were the early star wars films horny as fuck.

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>>58903506
they're probably not stealing voicecel (it's over) voices so you'll be fine

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Week in review always feels like when I had the free time to chill with my boys in VC. But without the gratuitous amounts of racism.

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>>58903738
Yah, same. It brings me back to the old Halo lobby days. It feels nostalgic.

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>>58903676
Well they knew how to cater to the nerd audience of back then, hell, even Leila was enough to drive them up in the walls considering how common it was for them to be openly horny for her.

I member vinesauce playing an old stars wars fan game that at one point had one guy going "i want to have sex with princess leila but instead i give you question 3", very surreal stuff.

Anyways flay is streaming so lets not get too off topic now.

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No love for her?

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HE HAD THAT ONE
shoulda used a throwable or something....

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>>58902961
Jesas

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dumping to scrap and move on to something else since this isn't salvageable https://files.catbox.moe/z6s25q.png

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>>58904746

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>>58904746
Oh my~ thanks for at least sharing tho, I know some artists dont like to do that.
Also FLAY DID IT I WAS HERE

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>>58904989
How long was he on the boss for?

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>>58905044
a few hours before, and now 35 mins

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I just noticed Flayon hasn't even posted a schedule because he's just been playing lying PP

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Bettelions are gonna die! ENDURANCE!

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>>58905139
>Mentions this immediately after
The minor superpower to see 20 seconds into the future

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They are....

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>>58904746
>fembettel2 with shota
Fffffffuck, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this. imaseisoidolimaseisoidolimaseisoidolimaseisoidolimaseisoidol

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>>58905169
I'm running on caffeine and willpower at this point

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>>58905139
He has no control when Bettel requests something
He'll do whatever he asks. Which has been fucking over any schedule he planned

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I'm out of the loop, there's a virtual Meet-n-Greet?

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>>58905413
yeah.
discord.gg/fh39GYN5

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>>58905413
Flayon feels bad for people who couldn't go to the IRL one so he's gonna host one of himself in a Magma board on stream

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Has he ever used this
I don't remember it

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>>58905372
Yeah I REALLY need to pass out...
EST too?

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>>58905467
Yes he has. A while ago tho. Last time I remember is when when he lost the R-TRUS in a batsu to Kobo

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>>58904746
> isn't salvageable
Forgot to ask, why isn't it? I'm not very art literate.

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Wait he changed his outro from Flaybyebye to Ostuflay? Why?

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well now we know who is going to graduate next

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>>58905574
He read in /mans/ that no one does it

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>>58905574
He changed to Machibyebye today cause Bettel misremembered Flaybyebye as that and he's messing with Bettel
Idk about Otsuflay

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>>58905606
Honestly with him no one cares, hes cool

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>>58905606
shut the fuck up
its our time now

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>>58905791
FUCKING
BEATVENTUERS
ALTBEATS
...
DeadVenturers? that sounds pretty cool

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>>58905487
I swear to god if I wake up and see a vod from him I am beheading Gavis Bettel

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>>58905574
Not sure, they were talking about his outro earlier but I wasn't paying much attention
I always thought flaybyebye was too cutesy and it was just some random shit Bettel made up in the first place iirc so it's whatever. Otsuflay is more inline with the usual send offs

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WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ

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>>58906531
shut up

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>>58906870
but that would be the opposite of MAKIN' NOISE MAKIN' NOISE MAKIN' NOISE

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>>58906531
>WE

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>>58906531
>DEM

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>>58906531
BOYZ

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>>58906894
>>58906912
>>58906917
>>58906931
shut up no brainwashing allowed

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>>58907001
Please shut up no one even likes you

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>>58907001

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>>58907001
get flexed on

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he really loves this game huh

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>>58907059
>>58907065
>>58907086
just like your cringe song

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>>58905552
since you asked genuinely i'll divulge it's just not that visually appealing and no regard for how the pose would work in real life. if you look really hard you can see flay's left (his left) foot overlapping berta's leg in a way that would prevent the foot from sitting flush on the floor like the other one, his hips are awkwardly skewed to the side, berta's legs are just sucked into the void, her arms are awkward and stiff and the overall mismatched motion bothers me

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>>58907222
Okay, I see it now. I also have brain problems which can make it hard to focus on an image and see things like this correctly, so some if it is probably me. I initially thought that Flay's legs from the knees down were Berta's. You're right, that's all pretty weird. But the overall idea is good, and I did enjoy it as a whole, despite the weirdness. I mean, I would have if I wasn't a pure and seiso anon, of course. I won't be hoping for another similar image, either.

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>>58906894
kek

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>>58907874
Least down bad anon for vesmachi schizo

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I don't really visit /vt/ anymore specially a homo thread.
Did not even realized two members graduated because I hate the homoEN specially when they interact with the hologirls.
Did management silently fired them for engaging too much with Calli and Kroni?

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>>58908487
I didn't realize the downbadness was directed at VMS rather than the art.

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>>58907222
Being an artist sounds hard

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>>58907222
Nta and unrelated but did you ever make merch?

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>>58908595
Yes tourist, and we’re totally about to lose a third member for redirecting into Calli today. Sayonara little red man, the big brave unicorns are gonna cancel you~

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>>58908646
Thanks for a clean and straight answer. I wish your oshi steps on you.

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>>58908595
Hello, catalogtourist. tl;dr, No. Nobody knows why, and there is almost zero evidence for anything, despite constant pushing of narratives, all of which require incredible mental gymnastics to believe.

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I can't believe this thread sometimes

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>>58908705
honestly quite retarded

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>>58908725
>honestly quite retarded

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https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1704430668007317593?s=20
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck are my tempantsu

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Long dead hours today...

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Hakka sex