/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Kirins cozy hangout

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Last Thread >>59380540

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Squeeb gang rules this thread! No one can stop us!

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2nd

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Fuck sake, got in and dropped spaghetti immediately

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the one round I got in I got hit out in the first round, I am sad

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>>59457865
it's very easy to be sweaty when your oshi's attention is at stake

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I thought we died

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never punished™

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>>59458342
Fauna is the sweaty one here.

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Fauna!

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My sunshine is being sweaty at Fall Guys!

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fuck this map that was embarrassing

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I've been perceived

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>>59458989
I made it to the final but my god i was only just ahead of Fauna when it ended, how the hell did he end so fast

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>>59458989
sounds like someone got shit on

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HOW ARE THESE FAGGOTS SO FUCKING FAST???????

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I thought the last letter was C...

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>>59459268
Do you want to know the secret? It might be too much for you. Hover only this if you can take it play speed to 1.05x

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>>59458368
>™
How do you type that?

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foul murder ON STREAM

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>>59459268
adjust your playback speed to make sure you're fully up to live. I recommend x2 until it pauses and forces you to normal speed, then x1.25 since that won't stutter when it puts you back to normal speed

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>>59459370
>>59459443
I do that too, and I have giga speed internet. Still wasn't able to get in.

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Why is Fauna sweep on
Why is it on her face

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>>59459561
When you put in the last character, immediately hit spacebar instead of enter iunno. I get in like every time

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This is some quality white girl rap.

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Her every bwain cell is firing rn

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How is she this fucking cute

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>>59459561
Rigth click on the stream, click on statistics and check that your live latency is less than 1 second

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silly kirin stream

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I love this woman so damn much, she's so cutely retarded

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she is so weird and I love her for it

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I'm kind of stunned

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i love this dork

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Your oshi is retarded I love her

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Do you think Fauna is a bit uh- ya know?

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I love this dorky kirin....

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>>59460438
cute? nah

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>fauna goes brrrrrrr
>mumei goes brrrrrrr
THEY ARE

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>>59460438
GOATed? Yeah

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>>59460351
Gift memberships were a mistake

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>>59460438
my wife? yeah

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Aaaaa i always get 0 luck when joining these things

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SHES BEING SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE

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>>59460590
Holy shit I forgot you’re only allowed to member your oshi and nobody else, thanks for the reminder.

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>>59460761
Don't worry, there's a resident Jakartan shitting up the thread as usual. Giftfags are fucking cringe though so I agree with that, if you paid you're welcome
LOOKING AT YOU SQUEEBFAG

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>>59460663
what a top tier soundpost, thanks anon

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The gacha logic.

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she has fallen for the cute cat marketing...

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prechatters in absolute shambles

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>>59461479
you LOVE to see it
Can see one of the common one's shitting himself screaming YOU CANT MISS THE PRECHAT ONES REEEEEEEEE
hilarious

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>>59461479
Good
Hope they cry

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what is the problem? she messed with a frame or something?

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SHE SAID THE N WORD

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>>59461648
watch streams

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snail spammers get fucked

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>>59461730
this is fauna's unsubtle way of telling the snailfucks to stop shitting up her SC's. based fucking green woman

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>>59461770
you might be retarded

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This very moment another schizo was born

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What was the problem again? just prechat SCs?
Then nothing of worth was lost

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>>59461820
sorry your snail didnt get read bro, you missed your 0.2 seconds of your name being said

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>>59461938
i've never sent a snail in my life they're retarded, but you're fucking delusional if you think she has a problem with them, if she had a problem with them she'd stop doing it

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>>59461879
I don't pay attention to content of Supas. What's the deal with pre-chat supas. What's wrong with them?

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I used to SC a lot pre stream because I had a friend who would come mid stream and see my SC and make fun of me for it. Repeatedly. Even in a member stream since he was also a member, but never SC'd. So while this is clearly an accident and she'll learn from it so people shouldn't get riled up, it does kind of suck that it happened.

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>>59462012
oh, you're the one who's retarded, i was clearly not being serious kek
lighten up autist

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>>59462015
snail spam is understandably annoying to some. other supas being lost is sad

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>>59462015
Most of them are those blue ones with the black cat. No idea if someone was dumb enough to send a big one during it, but their fault for doing it

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MOM, get in her she's DOING IT

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>>59462179
So filler supas. Gotcha

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>>59462237
>get in her
oh I will

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JGBFW has fauna done creepypasta readings yet?

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plap plap plap plap

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>>59462444
2 at the start

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10K DORYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>59462444
yes, and she has been making incredibly cute noises today

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Imagining Fauna giving me a million kisses all over my face

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>>59462512
holy based

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She's been entertaining herself with her own weird mouth noises for like an hour now.

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>>59462879
I hope she doesn't stop

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I am loving this arc.

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I want a kisses-only ASMR now

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what...did Ijust tune into?

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Steal my heart woman

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This is the more kisses she have gave us and I'm enjoying every single one of them

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>>59462512
KYS Jakartan kek

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That was straight up dick slurping noises

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*WHEEEEEZEEE*

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>>59463415
Yeah mine

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Fauna that's vulgar. Hot.

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Fauna is gonna start swearing one day at this rate...

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How did you get got when you know fauna does dnd

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fauna draggin her chest nuts over my face.

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>>59463415
Please someone make something with those sounds in KK

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She’s being too silly today, I’m scared

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>>59463700
Because she talked about being ignorant about Baldur's Gate

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>>59463030
Sorry it's not Fauna but Xiulan is a sweetheart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wct-pobQe70

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Don't tell Fauna but I'm downloading this stream to use tonight

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fauna stop farting at me

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Fauna feels extra autistic today

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i will draw troll fauna is she makes one

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must suck to be a non-member right now

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verdentCervidae is my friend!

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>>59464683
Imagine, squeebing desperately into the void while we're all having this much fun.
Heh.

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>>59464683
Jakartan in shambles

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I love this sweaty gamer kirin

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uuuu

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>>59464792
I am broke therefore I must squeeb

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feels weird hearing holo talk about homestuck

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>>59465092
i think it fun

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>>59465149
Honestly it was entertaining for what it was but Act 6 really did fall apart in retrospect, and everything I heard about the epilogues and beyond that is a huge mess, I'll never forget the Caucasian arc though lol

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>>59465092
I don't get any homestuck or undertale references.
But Fauna is cute so it's ok.

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She WILL play l4d2 again and she WILL become an mkb main

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>>59465149
>>59465373
Women detected.

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>>59459404
alt 0153

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>>59465551
So are they gonna play 8 player vs against Advent?

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>>59465687
I'd kill for a Fauna, Mooms, IRyS, and Gura campaign run personally

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How did they get so lucky?

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>just throat gargling
fauna....

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>ASMR sometime soon
I am happy

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You all have 2 year memberships right?

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She thinks she'll stream tomorrow
ASMR might be tomorrow, or Saturday, or maybe Sunday

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>>59466352
10 months?

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>>59466649
No because youtube reset my membership FUCK YOU SUSAN AND FUCK YOU NEAL

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>>59466649
No

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>>59466352
There are like 10 of the fuckers who are nearly at a year now I've noticed begging for subs when they go grey. It's truly strange behaviour.

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>>59466649
Yes and I don't regret it in the slightest.

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>>59466649
It's actually insane that I didn't member her before the komi-san watchalong, I'll always have a 2 month gap

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>>59466649
No because I was poor and couldn't find a job. As soon as I was able to make regular payments on my student loans, I subscribed. "I love my prudent saplings!" - Fauna, never

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important news https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxQqUDrehagSHNKCr9n5JJDekD-nVdvHEs

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she bought the cats

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I think this was one of her best member streams. Maybe the best.

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Man I love Fauna

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>>59467608
Don't forget you have until Monday to buy the hat! I just bought mine today. Along with Botan's ramen and rice bowl set.

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>>59467468
20+ min of kisses is gold

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youtube has stopped sending me notifications despite having everything enabled, that is annoying

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Aw man, I love when Fauna kisses me all stream then sends hearts to all the members she likes. What a cute green lady.
Goodnight /uuu/, this was a fun one

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>>59467896
Members heart notifications are less consistent than public hearts

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I forgot to send a comment, It's too late now I missed my heart...

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>>59468207
I don't even get notification for public hearts. It just suddenly stopped without me changing any settings. I get no email, no (1) on youtube.

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>>59468034
Im gonna stop commenting...

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At least the people I hate didn't get hearts

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never getting hearts fauna hates me

but i still love her

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>>59468414
Should we know who they are?

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>>59468034
It's just popular members, but they're honestly pretty stupid. I hung out in the discord for a bit before I realized I was smarter than all of them and none of them had interesting lives or careers. They're just anime addicts with dead end jobs... So they jerk off each other's comments and she sees that number and it activates her neurons, which is normal, but still annoying. Fuck the discord superchat circlejerk clique.

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>>59468414
That's honestly the bigger win sometimes. I love seeing the snail attention whores dropping red supa's every stream getting cucked

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>>59468414
D-do you hate me too?

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heart autism is soooo 2022.... just waiting for someone to upload the sounds of Fauna's kisses. i hope someone will put together the mario's song with the music as well.

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>>59468917
Hearts are cool and all, but having her recognize my name in a multiplayer game and say it several times unprompted is the best

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>>59468917
All I want to know is who constantly buries me. no discords or circlejerking, but i always find myself at the bottom of comments. how did I hurt them

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>>59469196
They downvote anyone who isn't in their clown crew. Whatever. Fauna will abandon them someday and I'll still have a career and a girlfriend, and they'll have nothing.

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>>59469196
You don't have to do anything, unless you are with them you get disliked

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>>59460663
>Fauna thinks my sprout is incredible

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>>59468593
>before I realized I was smarter than all of them and none of them had interesting lives or careers
LMAO

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Cute

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>>59471064
I'm basically a huge baby throwing a tantrum because I can't have everything I want. I grew up poor, so I went to college, then MIT. I really worked hard. Now I make a fuckload of money and I have a lovely girlfriend. She's not Fauna and actually, even if Fauna loved me, I couldn't leave my girlfriend because she's just precious. I couldn't drop her, even if she isn't as amazing as Fauna. That's just life. So yeah, I'll begrudge the Discord guys for getting the Fauna meme hearts. Sue me. I'll get over it.

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>>59466649
I have a one month gifted membership!

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>>59473090
bruv

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>>59473949
The same emotions that cause me to write stuff like that also give me the motivation to work really hard, you know? It's not normal to make 270k a year. You have to be kind of a weirdo.

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>>59474405
Bro, bragging about this kind of shit on a basket weaving forum is the most insincere cringe shit I've ever seen. You got all that and are malding over a fucking heart? Please, GSH.
No wonder you don't get hearts, you seem like a hideous person

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>>59474628
Okay I'm glad I wasn't the only one feeling this after reading whatever the fuck that was lmao

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>>59474405
Plenty of totally normal people make much more than that and don't have this kind of reaction to imagined sleights.

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>>59465092
>brony
>and homestuckfag
Fauna... please... you're really testing my tolerance...

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I participate in zero discord anythings and legitimately don't even know how to join one but I still get a lot of attention from Fauna. I wonder how many anons here think I'm part of the circlejerk.

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>>59476066
Pegasister, technically
But still you can't blame her too much, she is female after all

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>>59476217
Same, that's the only explanation I have for it. She's given enough attention that I think it's cute when saplings here celebrate their first heart or first time she reads their comment.

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>>59476217
yeah it's weird. I rail her anally almost every night (the other nights I repeatedly impregnate her) and no one has ever accused me of being in a discord.

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I wonder what anons think of me
I hope they don't think I'm part of the circlejerk...

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>>59476416
You are the circle they jerk on anon, isn't it obvious?

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squeeb

heh.. guess who didn't know there was a member stream today

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>>59476416
You can be part of my circle jerk, anon :]

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>>59476332
I've had anons in another split accuse me of being a new account of a cringeschizo megagachi LARPer who disappeared since I started getting attention from their oshi, even though I only casually watched their oshi and my oshi is Fauna. People just need to care less and enjoy, I guarantee they will be acknowledged more if they just cared less.

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>>59476641
I haven't been accused of anything, but I did have someone follow me around between irys and fauna streams. Back when I could watch irys live, I'd regularly get attention from her too. I said it once before here too, but treat them like people instead of idols in the object sense. People like it when they're treated as people

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>>59466352
Membership gifting is not random on google. Longer time watchers weighted higher to get gifted membership

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>>59476619
Thanks! I've never been a part of one before!

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>>59474628
I don't care. I care about publishing papers and changing the world. I built things that you use every day. You haven't build anything... It's okay to feel emotions. Most of the people who change the world are kinda crazy.

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>>59474628
To add to that, I am insecure. I have had a lot of people mistreat me because I say weird stuff and act strangely. A lot of people in academia or the best companies are strange and insecure, though. I think it's because a lot of the smartest people get bullied a lot and it fucked us up.

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Holy shit he's still going...

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>>59476619
That was really nice of you anon

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>Yeah I don't care bro. I'm too smart and important to care!
>keeps posting
???

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>>59478082
he said it himself, his parents and peers don't love him, so he has to seek superiority on a basket weaving forum. Any comment including this one about him just fuels his autism, which is probably false anyways

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Is this what genuine autism online looks like?

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Well I for one am happy you found a way to monetize your angst

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blogpost-chama…

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I happen to think it's nice that the disabled can find gainful employment now-a-days

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>>59479646
erm akshually its called neurodivergent nowadays

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>>59480315
Sorry. I'm glad the disabled can find neurodivergent or whatever these days.

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>>59480434
LMAO

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>>59477874
>I care about publishing papers and changing the world.
I will vote for you in the next Miss Universe.

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Do you think we might have hurt his feelings making fun of him like this?
Sorry I've never seen an autist in real life, my family never took me to zoos

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https://youtu.be/5AwCqnee9Ek?t=10390

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>>59482415
Gave me a scare.

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>>59482513
WTF

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>>59482415
>>59482513

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>>59482585
Wrong file, thankfully nothing important, my bad.

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>>59482415
Eroi..

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Mori is singing Fauna's song on her karaoke btw

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>>59483842
Who cares

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>>59483842
I started watching Mori occasionally over the last few weeks but I don't know where I can admit that that I won't be made fun of

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>>59483901
It's okay I also like Mori
Don't let the opinions of people on the internet you don't know bother you

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>>59483842
>>59483901
Mori made Ina draw goth Fauna so she was cool for once.

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any goslings here?
what do you guys usually talk about when shes not on
any cool thread gimmicks?
interesting pseudo namefags?

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>>59485131
No.
My dick.
Yeah, my dick.
My dick.

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>>59485131
NO.

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>>59485131
I don't even know what the definition of a gosling is anymore
Nothing, the thread dies overnight
No
No, no /inf/ levels of faggotry, thankfully

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>>59485131
Yes, probably most of them except the femsaplings
thread usually dies
squeeb
ew no

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>>59477874
It's okay to feel pride in your work, but you should get over yourself. I guarantee you that most people ITT would be considered "weird" by normalfags so you're in good company. It's just that nobody likes a braggart who put others down. (Fauna included.)

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https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1707653505186709680

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>>59487272
holy based papapako
still feel bad for him

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If I cut faunas branch off, would she die?

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>>59491187
No, she can grow them back

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>>59483842
https://www.youtube.com/live/CEMtHmULFcE?si=mlIA3Qg-TbwgPDWz&t=12275
Timestamp to Mori singing LMSH hearing her call it an Elden Ring boss is kinda funny, really didn't expect her to have so much trouble singing it

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>>59493938
Not even Gura can sing it. It's just too high.

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Kissboxing ASMR when?

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/uuu/ you let the Squeeb-Bread die with Mio ending. Time for a punishment!

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>>59498701
Oh look, pink Fauna!

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>>59498730
I want green Koyo and pink Koyo to meet each other

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>>59465637
>>59459404
nta, but would like to add that you need to HOLD the alt key while typing the numbers on the NUMERIC Keypad, or it won't work.

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>>59499258
Penguin OS: Compose Key followed by tm
Windows: Alt (left) + 0153 on numpad
Have fun playing around with different combinations

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>>59499574
windows you can also just use windows + period to open the emote menu and then type TM (or any emoji) ™

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>>59499680
I hate apps and websites that replace my wonderful unicode with emoji.

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>>59499761
Well you're in luck because 4chan at least reverses the ™ from an emoji to unicode. Win+period also has kaomojis so that's cool \(￣︶￣*\))

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>>59499926
ο(=•ω<=)ρ⌒

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/uuu/ stop being like that! Have a free bump
t. brat

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>>59503098
When Fauna isn't streaming we are literally dying.

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>>59464581
haha oh no

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>>59503593
That's pretty cute
I would have sex with this Fauna

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How was fall guys? I sadly missed stream, was busy getting sacked by tearlament at locals

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>>59504602
no...
please tell me this isn't real

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>>59504664
it appears not to be, unfortunately

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>>59504664
It isn't real

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>>59503593
This shouldn't be allowed

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what's wrong with the vod? looks like it's still processing

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>>59505741
Works just fine, I'm watching right now since I fell asleep midway the live.

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>>59505741
No chat so it is still processing

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Fauna ASMR today right?

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>>59508611
Perhaps
I hope so

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>>59508611
Beatboxing ASMR, yes.

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>>59508611
members-only or nah?

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Imagining Fauna and myself relaxing on the couch with her legs draped over me and other various mundane scenarios to the point that it's gotta be considered a form of mental self harm

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>>59512238
After such a long break it would be kinda stupid of her to limit ASMR to members only, especially right after members got a pretty nice and long stream.

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>>59508611
I really hope so

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>>59504602
Honestly I could 100% believe this is real

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>>59512238
Fauna hasn't done one of those in 20 years

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>>59508611
Man I hope so

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>>59508611
Late night or FST?

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>>59514118
FST ASMR graduated and that's a good thing

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>>59458126
Uuuu

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>>59517609

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>>59514118
Pretty sure all ASMR are gonna be late-night from now on. Less motorized Bears and seems to work better for most people.
It hurts as an EU sapling though.

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>>59514118
>>59518614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3L_s-VYT-A
And there it is

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>>59518657
>positive affirmations
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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>>59518657
Nice
Thank you, Fauna

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>>59518657
Bless you Fauna, please keep that momentum, don't push too hard to not overwork yourself, but I love the more consistent streams again. I will even take shorter streams if that means less breaks overall (2 hours packed streams will always be better than 4 hours ones that start to drag).
If we got a schedule on top of that I would just melt.

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>>59458126
Early thread.

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>>59519586
Not really, got made during last night's member stream. Some people just kept bumping instead of letting it die.

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>>59518657
YES!

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>>59518657
nice

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>>59519629
That couldn't be more obvious bait if it had BAIT BAIT BAIT written every other line, come on sap

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small rant:
have been waiting for weeks for some stuff (mostly fauna) to be uploaded to kemono, that site have been so slow recently
why it's hard to find the good stuff recently?

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>>59518657
>1am
Please go back to the old time, Fauna.

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>>59520590
It's been 1AM for nearly a year, why are you bitching about this

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>>59520639
I've been complaining about it ever since she changed it.

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>>59487272
is he a member? (pic unrelated)

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>>59520844
Probably, he's membered to IRyS

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>>59520639
most EST saps feel like that (me)

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>>59520922
I'm an EST sap and it's whatever to me.

>>59520716
And clearly it doesn't work so stop bitching already.

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man, i wish she did ASMR at the regular time again. it would be a great gift to eu saplings to actually have the appropriate thing to watch at midnight.

this reminds me of that time i didnt sleep for one night and wanted to fall asleep the next day, which is when she happened to be streaming asmr and thats how i first started watching Fauna. good times...

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Maybe bannable but curious /uuu/, What's your salary?

I'm a neet so no judgment

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>>59520977
i mean, prob not at FST but earlier than FST+7 (or just prerecord)

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>>59520971
No, I will continue to complain until she returns it to the old time.

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>>59520032
which ones?

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>>59521075
CEO for a fortune 500 company, literal trillionairre. I'm the smartest person in the western hemisphere.
Fauna didn't heart my comment once though so I started global warming as a result.

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>>59521385
Many such cases

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>>59521075
datamining post, do not reply

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>>59521075
a 100 kisses, 200 hugs, 20 blowjobs, 20 nursing handjobs, 40 creampies, and 50 anal shots, per month, all from my wife Fauna.

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>>59521385
haha how relateable. I'll never forgive her for putting my heart/comment ratio to <100%

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>>59521336
this are the links to the fauna ones i'm waiting right now, the others are from other members, not hololive related or from artists that get updated at the end of every month, so not worth sharing here at all
https://areart.fanbox.cc/posts/6641648
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=17191847
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=77984238

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>>59523800
>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=77984238
>pubes and no pubes in .zip
nice

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Updated the mega.
https://mega.nz/folder/5iszFYiY#HkgfKVTeDO0vJQqQVRv91g

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>>59523800
the last one is amazing

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>>59524299
based mega sapling

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anyone have the timestamps of her "beatboxing"? heard it live but i must hear it all again

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>>59524878
she goes on her music tangent like 2 hours 15 minutes in and it kind of doesnt stop

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>>59524299
Based as always

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>>59524322
holy shit thats good

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i will sleep now

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>>59524322
I try my best not to squeeb, but..

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>super late asmr
nani!?

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>>59527470
>super late asmr
This has been her asmr timeslot for like 11-12 months

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>>59527470
yes, she's putting me to bed because she loves me

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>>59527609
I'm never awake for it

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>>59527470
>>59527609
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>>59524299
Updated it one more time so it has some more in there. Not in order unfortunately.

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>>59527306
Good night sapbro.

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If you could choose the affirmations Fauna would say what would they be

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Am I retarded for thinking this was a deer's ear at first?

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>>59529318
No, that and the fluffy part had me thinking we were in for some weird furry larp at first

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>>59528321
Holy, that is a lot more than I thought
Thanks mega anon

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>>59529439
no that's saved for halloween

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>>59529903
wendigo asmr

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>>59529294
Cringe mommy shit so it's good I'm not in charge

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>>59529294
you know those /vt/ fanfics about her alluding to nursing handjobs? that

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Give me 3 reasons to not kill myself. I'm at my limit if being a NEET. I'm a parasite suckiling away my family's resources and I have no career prospects.

The only thing keeping me alive is my parasocial relationship with green woman so I can delude myself into believing there's a woman outside of my family who could love me

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>>59530588
1. The universe does not deserve you spending the energy it takes to kill yourself. It has not earned it.
2. Singularity might happen.
3. Collapse might happen. Watch normies suffer and die and actual subhuman parasytes starve en mass.
Bonus: after the collapse you can 'rape' a loli possibly outside of minecraft.

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>>59530588
i dont know anon but as someone who narrowly survived a suicide attempt, in the heat of the moment i felt a lot of regret. dont get me wrong i still want to die but that feeling was pretty awful

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>>59530588
1. Your family and pets would miss you.
2. You'll never get to see fauna grow as an idol and streamer.
3. You'll never get to see yourself at your best. You don't need some great career. Just get something to pay the bills, enjoy your hobbies and slowly grow as a person over time. It's not all at once, it's a gradual climb.
4. Your enemies will outlive you.
5. The little things in life like the sunset and sunrise, the chirping of birds and crickets, the wind blowing through the trees.

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>>59530588
wait until she finishes skyrim

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>>59531152
Mission failed, we'll get em next time.
Jk Kek. How did you survive it? Weren't you relieved u were finally letting go of the weight on your shoulders etc?

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>>59530588
I often ask myself the same but
>Fauna would be sad
or if I'm too sad to convince myself of that
>I could still be useful to Fauna. Maybe I'll just fuck everything up as usual and lead myself to an early death anyway, but at least I could say I tried

Fauna aside, think of your family. Can you accept letting them walk in on that?

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>>59533011
yes, i'd go shoot myself in a forest. Rest of family is very successful and though they love me, better off without me.