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Your oshi FARTS.
When she farts, it FUCKING stinks. They never have good diets.
Her desk chair is absolutely SATURATED with her flatulent pheromones. It is priceless to the right person.
If YOUR oshi fucks up and farts without muting or god forbid, does a Mio and does sit-ups with her asshole pointing directly at the microphone, I will be there in picoseconds, masturbating with force and sniffing wildly.

>> No.59975703

why Pomu

>> No.59975722
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>>59975672

>> No.59975744

>>59975703
fairy asshole erotic

>> No.59976008

>>59975672
you just know pomu braps taste so good

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>>59975672
I don’t why, but your post conjured me up the image of Pekora making a series of explosions beneath her ass in sync with her laughter.
>fa fa fa fa
>do re mi

>> No.59976233

>Mio and does sit-ups with her asshole pointing directly at the microphone
You can't just plop this nugget and not leave a link

>> No.59976990
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>>59975672
I want Selen to FART directly onto my Dick.

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>>59975672
This thread saved my weekend. Thank you.

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pomass

>> No.59977311
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imagine huffing ina's rancid kimchi braps

>> No.59977689

Brapniggers need to be gassed

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>>59975672
Imagine

>> No.59977835

>>59975672
I hate when brapfags ruin perfectly good butt posts

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>>59977183

>> No.59979570

>>59977689
please.. by pomu...

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I deserve to sniff my oshi's farts. I've supported her for so long while she talks and teases about her ass without even rubbing it on the mic or anything.
Fucking bitch. Organise a fart meetup for your whales right now.

>> No.59981282

mori needs to fart on stream again

>> No.59981345

>>59977311
Imagine Kronii and Ina using you as their shared fart cushion

>> No.59981400

I NEED Pomu's rainpuffs

>> No.59981432

Imagine the vegan farts from fauna. Just how putrid

>> No.59981520

>>59981432
Absolutely insane. vegetables, onions proteins, smoothies. loud AND fetid

>> No.59981522

>>59975672
Gross. I mean your oshi also shits, pisses, pukes, sweats, menstruates etc. but you wouldn't want to eat/drink/smell that stuff right?

>> No.59981758

>>59981522
I can do SOME of that
>shits
blowjob on the toilet while she pisses, shits n farts
>pisses
drink but only during sex off her body
>sweat
anytime, an unwashed girl is the best
>menstruate
indifferent
>vomit
it stings

>> No.59981875

>>59981522
sweat doesn't belong on that list

>> No.59982831

>>59981758
Fresh sweat is full of fuckme juice.

>> No.59982944 [DELETED] 

>>59975672
Did you know Nene farted during an MC in Twinkle4You Hololive 5th gen? Timestamp is 1:33:31

>> No.59983070

>>59975672
Did you know Momosuzu Nene farted during an MC in Twinkle4You (Hololive 5th gen Concert)? Timestamp is 1:33:31

>> No.59983072

>>59982944
Which video does that timestamp belong to?

>> No.59983217

>>59983072
Dunno, I dled the full concert, I guess every copy of Twinkle4You is the same one

>> No.59983869

>>59976233
How new?
https://imgur.io/qgLNzh9

>> No.59989193

Brap

>> No.59991697

>>59983869
god imagine the smell..

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I had a dream where Pomu was in a huge NijiEN collab and they were playing Pummel Party or some shit. Whenever the guys would try to make conversation with the girls or would go on overly long tangents, Pomu would rip ass very loudly. She would fart very loudly to prevent anyone from monopolizing the dead air. (and turning it stinky too)

After the collab was over, Vox made a passive-aggressive tweet about how annoyed he was that he kept getting interrupted when talking to Ike. Later that night in a membership stream, Pomu apologized for her gassiness. Chipotle's beans were a little out of date. Anyway Pommers has a big fat white fairy ass that can fart real loud.

>> No.59993927

>>59992583
Man what a lucky dream, my brain could be dreaming about vtuber farts but it just inflicts me with reality warping existential torture nightmares!

>> No.59994073

>>59975672
>When she farts, it FUCKING stinks. They never have good diets.
You bring up a good point OP. If you eat people food, rather than peasant food like beans and grains, you won't really fart. My oshi eats well and isn't even a subhuman who can't digest milk.

>> No.59994096

>>59981432
Don’t meat and dairy make them smell the worst though?

>> No.59994724

>>59994073
Be that as it may, some farting is inevitable. No woman is gasless and able to escape my discerning nose. I can sniff out a brap over many acres.

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>>59994073
>>59992583
>>59991697
>>59989193
>>59975672

>> No.59997275

These bitches got their brap filters on these days, even discord filters braps, smdh

>> No.59997771

This is currently the best thread on this board.

>> No.60000502

Brap

>> No.60001397

>>59997275
>their braps are so loud that they trigger the filter
nice

>> No.60004475

>>60001397
Only nice if the filter fails.

>> No.60005984

>>59994749
glad to see takeshi enjoying his new position as a sex instructor

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