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What would you say to her irl

>> No.60390696 [DELETED] 

Nigger

>> No.60390714

>>60390541
You have the potential to replace gura but you stopped practicing your singing and your stream quality has gone down. Get your shit together

>> No.60390746

>>60390541
HOMINAHOMINA AWOOOOOOOGA

>> No.60390783

oh hi :D

>> No.60390846

>>60390541
stream fucking whore

>> No.60390854

Whore

>> No.60390913

>>60390541
Don't mean to disturb you but I just wanted to say that I think I know who you are and I wanted to quickly thank you in-person. I wish you the best with your studies and hope you have a great day. Anyway, I'll leave you in peace now. Take care!

>> No.60390940

>>60390541
I love you Moom

>> No.60390960

>>60390913
this but I'd also hand over the eggs in my pockets

>> No.60390982
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60390982

>>60390541
These will speak for me

>> No.60391087

>>60390982
Rope yourself

>> No.60391110

>>60390541
Stop giving in to Gura's weak energy and do more for your own content.

>> No.60391215

>>60390913
I feel like attempting to signal you are harmless is just going to make her more anxious.

>> No.60391254

I know what you did at that Christian youth camp in the summer of 2003

>> No.60391284

>>60390541
oh hi!

>> No.60391294

>>60390913
this comes across as the creepiest in the thread

>> No.60391693

>>60390541
I wuuuuv you

>> No.60391921

I’d just go “Oh hi :D” hoping she realizes why I’m greeting her like this.

>> No.60391958

speak normally

>> No.60392176

nothing. i don't really have anything to say to her. maybe just that her avatar looks cute. that's about it.

>> No.60392636

Do you... ever... ummm... do you... um... when... and... ummm.... and then....?

>> No.60392690

>>60390541
Buy an ad

>> No.60392851
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60392851

>>60391087
No

>> No.60392911

>>60390541
"MUMEI PLEASE PISS IN MY MOUTH"

>> No.60393022

>>60390913
I don't meant to disturb you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in our immediate vicinity.

>> No.60393956

>>60390541
*whale noises*

>> No.60394695

>>60390541
It's not gonna suck itself

>> No.60395076

>>60390696
fpbp

>> No.60395285

>>60390541
berries pls

>> No.60395722

>>60390541
I liked your previous avatar more

>> No.60396377

>>60392911
you realize she pissed like 5 liters last stream right?

>> No.60396589

>>60390541
Thank you for joining hololive instead of nijisanji

>> No.60397189

>>60396377
link

>> No.60397467

>>60390541
huh? who are you? I have never watched your stream, sorry

>> No.60397608

>>60390541
i remember you saying death doesnt exist, care to elaborate or perhaps show me proof right now as we speak (i hope she kills me) if she refuses then i will simulate death in the form of lust (i fuck her until she dies)

>> No.60398011

>>60390541
SIGN MY PETITION

>> No.60398183

>>60390541
PLS PLAE DMC TOO

>> No.60398570

>>60390541
I would turn around 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.60398580

>>60390541
"Do you go to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."

>> No.60399073

>>60396377
all in my mouth

>> No.60399405

>>60390541
"I dont have much time. In 37 weeks and two days something big is going to happen. You need to prepare. Gather as much fresh water and aloe gel as possible and get into your bathtub on that day. You will know the coast is clear when you hear the ice cream truck. Whatever you do, do NOT ring the bell 4 times. We're all counting on you."
And then I walk away.

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60401909

>>60390541

>> No.60403741

>>60390541
Fuck off roastie

>> No.60403831

>>60390783
This

>> No.60405310

>>60390541
oh hi

>> No.60406524

>>60390541
WHY HELLO THERE

>> No.60406555

Stomp her into the gravel as any civilized sane man would and should do, starting with her biggest simps

>> No.60406691

I will now proceed to brap in your face . And I’ve been holding it in all morning.

>> No.60409747

>>60390541
bush or bald

>> No.60409784

>>60390541
Whee

>> No.60412488

>>60390541
Hey babe wanna sex?

>> No.60412737

>>60390913
There are people ITT who unironically think this kind of thing would be well received. It would creep any chuuba the fuck out and they would leave the area without even talking to your dumb ass

>> No.60412805

>>60391254
>summer of 03
Anon, she was probably like 2-4

>> No.60413786

>>60390541
Hello you dumb owl, thanks for everything and say hi to the other girls from a stupid fan

>> No.60414303

Let me smell yo pussy!

>> No.60414540

>>60390541
:D

>> No.60414809

>>60392690
Buy a rope

>> No.60418007 [DELETED] 

>>60390714
does she?

>> No.60418594

>>60390541
HEY! WHEN IS GURA COMING BACK?????

>> No.60418620

MUMEIII I NEED TO SNIFF YOUR BUTTHOLE
I would scream this as loud as I possibly could, especially if the area was crowded.

>> No.60418665

>>60390783
Tpbp

>> No.60418682

>>60390541
oh hi

>> No.60418773

>>60390913
I kneel

>> No.60418907

Oh Hi! Alright bye

>> No.60419206

>>60390913
Don't do this. When I met Vesper IRL all I did was compliment his shirt and then posted about it in the general of the girl the shirt was of.

>> No.60420425 [DELETED] 

Die you lying whore

>> No.60420499

>>60420425
She's not your mom anon

>> No.60420556

>>60390541
White Power?

>> No.60420597

>>60391215
So you're saying to signal that I intend harm?

>> No.60422297

>>60390541
nigger

>> No.60422305

>>60390541
"Well... well, well I'm- I'm gonna make sure you- you all I'm gonna... I'mma make sure you, you I- I'mma do it!"

>> No.60422340

>>60390541
oh, hi.

>> No.60423311

>>60412805
Nice try, Mumei, but you can't escape your past

>> No.60423558

>>60390541
How are you white?

>> No.60428148

ohai

>> No.60428849

>>60390541
You can be the VA of Gura next season.

>> No.60429634

>>60390913
>you must eat ALL the eggs

>> No.60434528
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60434528

>>60390541
I'm moomin'!

>> No.60435628

>>60390541
I feel like I've seen this post before...

>> No.60439977

>>60412737
why

>> No.60440604

Hey, how's it going?

>> No.60443858 [DELETED] 

>>60390541
What's your accurate bodycount?

>> No.60444748

>>60390783
Yes!

>> No.60445067

>>60390541
"Oh my God! It's Gawr Gura!"

>> No.60445245

>>60390541
My Starbucks order wherever she's working.

>> No.60446113

>>60390541
A full lance of battlemechs stands ready to conquer your tabletop. What forces do you bid in its defense?

>> No.60450205

>>60390913
kek. 5~6 years ago I'd unironically say something like this. you gotta love being socially retarded.

>> No.60450442

>>60390913
Don't forget to hand her the eggs.

>> No.60457731

>>60390541
have sex

>> No.60457856

>>60390541
Suck it or im going to cut your other eye out

>> No.60457935

>>60390541
You missed a few printers.

>> No.60458009

>>60390913
Threatening to rape and then kill her would be better received

>> No.60458030

>>60390541
wanna go out for dinner sometime?

>> No.60458087

>>60390913
HOLY mother of cringe

>> No.60458308

>>60390541
Nothing. She's an introvert, especially regarding men. Even if I met what I was confident was Mumei in the wild, I wouldn't bother her, especially since I don't think I've donated enough for her to recognize my username

>> No.60458585

>>60403741
>Mumei
>roastie

>> No.60458730

>>60390541
sea turtles

>> No.60458926

i wouldn't say a single word to her
i would listen to what she has to say
and that's what none of you did

>> No.60459516

>>60458308
>She's an introvert, especially regarding men
Hooman…

>> No.60459645

>>60390913
This is incredibly respectful to her irl identity and privacy, I don't understand why anons are mocking him

>> No.60459746

":D"

>> No.60459783

>>60390541
Avoid eye contact, say nothing, make absolutely no acknowledgement of her existence, DO NOT LET HER GLIMPSE THE FEAR IN YOUR HEART

>> No.60459804

>>60458087
we had this exact thread a few months ago with the exact same response, lurk more

>> No.60459843

>>60459804
Shut the fuck up dumb nigger

>> No.60460579

>>60390541
>speaking with a stacy
No thanks

>> No.60460809

>>60390541
Lemme taste those feet

>> No.60461151

>>60390541
Hey, I don't think we've met before but I've seen you in class and I just thought I'd throw this out there, feel free to refuse. I will pay you $25k to pee in my face. I can do cash, travelers check, or whatever your preferred method of exchange is. No rush, just consider the offer and get back to me when you feel like it. See you around!

>> No.60461193

>>60390541
Hi, I'm a big fan!

>> No.60461229

>>60390541
Say nothing, just start blasting her new song in my headphones within earshot of her

>> No.60462794

>>60461151
“I‘ll pay you 25k to piss on me“ is all you‘d need to say.
The rest just makes you sound like an autistic simp in addition to being a gross piss fetishist.

>> No.60463528

>>60459645
it could work if anon is a girl. if he's a guy though? he'd need to be a solid 9/10 to not come off as a creep

>> No.60463595

>>60462794
>The rest just makes you sound like an autistic simp in addition to being a gross piss fetishist.
She's going to think that anyway. I just need to make sure she knows I'm serious.

>> No.60463672

>>60458308
>especially regarding men
AHAHAHAHA

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60464581

>>60459516
>>60463672
>I joined Hololive because I wanted to join a group of girls
How do you interpret this?

>> No.60464673

>>60459645
>I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>respectful to her irl identity and privacy

>> No.60465553

>>60390541
Congratulations on 1 million views on your latest song, please make more music.

>> No.60469512

>>60390541
Please stream more

>> No.60469620

>>60469512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzIqAEWgqIs
live now in case you missed it

>> No.60471881

>>60390541
DDDDDDDOOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AVE QUEN

>> No.60472003

please cut my balls off and throw them in a blender

also please do more art streams >.< they are hilarious :D

>> No.60473379

>>60390541
I can see the pores of your skin

>> No.60474071

>>60390541
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

>> No.60474462

>>60390541
Zyprexa today?

>> No.60474468

>>60390541
Kill yourself.

>> No.60475017

>>60390541
oh hi!

>> No.60476080

>>60459645
Bad news anon, you are more autistic than you were aware of.

>> No.60478309

>>60390541
What does the fox say?

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