The Shiori Novella - Chapter 4, Page 361

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I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Previous page: >>60708631

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: The Cat Lady (in 2 days)

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Novella, my beloved Novella!

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SHIORI A CUTE

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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I love Bookmark Short Novel!

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I'm both.

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and again...

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How much do you think Shiori deadlifts?

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, tá grá agam duit!

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Need art of buff Shiori now.

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I love my shows-too-much-skin-during-hand-cams goth GF.

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Imagine if Shiori is a hag

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>>60744183
You would like that too wouldnt ya? Ya filthy HAGLOVER

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>>60741361
What if I look too much like an orc to cosplay a bishie character?

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私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

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>>60744559
Just make her laugh

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>>60744559
Just bee yourself

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God is good. Praise be to Shisus.

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The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
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>>60744863
The only thing beeing myself has gotten me in life is incredibly high mental darkness. I need to be somebody else for my own sake.

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>>60745097
But then they won't love (You) but a fake construct.

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I just came to Shiori for the first time despite hating her. Damn. I figured I would last longer.

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Did she spend the day making more thumbnails? What do you think Shiori did today?

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What's been your favorite Shiori stream so far

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You know what time it is? Time for me to draw crude penises in the margins of this page

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>>60745392
>What do you think Shiori did today?

Sex (with me)

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>>60745483
I can't choose just one, and recency bias would have me saying Smash, Yandere, Pumpkin.
Microscope, Little Shop of Horrors and Workstream were wonderful too.

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>>60745392
Trauma dumped to Dimitri AI and then shoved her boobies into his face because he got depressed again

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>>60745483
Yandere, NSE and Tea party

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>>60745808
Based tea autist

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>>60745483
Work stream, handcm stuff, karaoke and yandare.

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>>60745483
Yandere, Pumpkin, Cookie and rock painting

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>>60745483
Work stream, I like meta talk

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>>60742897
I'm the OG "Novella, my beloved Novella" poster
this made me so happy, I don't have the time to post here anymore but it's good to see the ritual post is alive
I love Shiori and I love my NovelCHADS

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>>60745483
I can't choose anymore, there are too many
but the first stream after debut, the second member's stream, and the last one are 10/10

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>>60745483
There has never been a bad Shiori stream.
Bad game, but she's always delivered.

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only 1/3 heart so far...

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>>60747733
Treasure that one dearly instead of focusing on the others

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What if Shiori did ballet

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Time for bed, good night Novelites
>>60745483
I've really liked the streams post puppet combo and think yandere rp and pumpkin carving were some of her best, but RPGmaker was when I went from liking her to loving her so I'll go with that.

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>>60748572
Goodnight. Dream of RPGmakery goodness.

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I need to do homework.

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Shiori Novella /here/

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>>60749016
thats bullshit
but i believe it

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Shiori Novella /over there/

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Shiori Novella /everywhere/

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I have fantasies about being in school, having amazing grades, but also having severe anger problems to the point of screaming at the top of my lungs at teachers, berating them etc

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>>60749559
I used to have unironic "and everyone clapped in applause" fantasies when I was in school.

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I can't wait for the voice drama.

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>>60744863
Shiornet

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Please give me permission to fuck Shiori

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>>60751618

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>>60751618
After I'm done with her of course

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>>60751618
No.

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>>60751618
Permission not granted.

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Goodnight. I'm going to find Shiori in my dreams and ask her how her day was.

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>>60752389
Goodnight.

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>internet goes down
>did all reps in three hours
Holy shit, it was that easy all along.

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its too early

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>>60753358
Go back to sleep?

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novelites are sleeping peacefully tonight

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>>60753947
looks yummy

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>>60753947
Cool?

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>>60753947
Made for gangbangs by the nyakuza

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>>60754203
no eat
>>60754243
yea
>>60754315
no sex

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>>60753279
Easy without internet

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boo

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I’m sexually attracted to novelites. Like, the concept of one.

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Her short nails are a sign that she masturbates. Dinosaurposters in shambles

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As a Novelite who prefers petite, I was somewhat disappointed at first sight. But, after noticing a lot of her giddy rambling and moving, I still find her cute. By chance, she happened to own that timeslot since there was no other EN stream running at that time. Many new eyes tuned in to her stream, allowing us to experience the adorable outcome of her excitement.

How can someone maintain high level opsec while also being carefree at the same time? Cute ShioriPON(?)

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>>60755360
There is only one person who believes that, and is the one that came up with that post. Shiori is a coomer.

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please keep certain things to yourselves you schizo lovers

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Shiori I know you're here, please marry me we can bake cookies together

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Day 11's Vintage / Retro is here. I don't know what to write for it, so I went with a story setting of Shiori telling you a story.
Link to past stories is here: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>A new antique store had just opened in town
>A strange curiosity you never had before, compels you to enter and check it out
>You never had much interest in antiques, but the store itself seems to be inviting you, maybe it's just the sense of it being new?
>There you see many things from older times, a record player, an old clock, some chairs that look like they were made in the 1700's or even 1800's.
>As you look through the store, your eyes fall upon a porcelain doll.
>The doll had a strange monotone hair, its eyes were a fiery yellow, almost golden. It wore a black dress and had a distinct hair pin.
>"Interested in that one are you? Hehe I'm afraid that one isn't for sale."
>You look up towards the direction of the voice speaking to you, and you see a girl that looks just like the doll.
>She gives you a gentle smile, though her golden eyes practically stare into your soul
>"Welcome, I'm the owner of this humble shop, Shiori Novella."
>You can't help but be entranced by her rather grand tone, almost mesmerized even.
>She take out a book and sits on a chair at a rather old looking table, and beckons you to come join her
>As if moved by her graceful movements, you follow her to the table and sit down next to her.
>She opens her book and begins to read outloud to you, however, strangely the words are all a blur, you hear a mix of sounds that almost sound gibberish, they make no sense
>Your eyes begin to feel heavy, you're strangely tired, was it a hard day at work? Maybe you just didn't sleep well.
>Your eyes begin to close as Shiori is reading the story to you, normally seen as rude, one would proceed to slap you awake, however she gently smiles, as if your departure into slumber was planned.
>A noise stirs you awake, and as you open your eyes, you find yourself sitting at a dinner table.
>Candles are lit on the table, a fine looking meal in front of you.
>You look around, beginning to notice other things, there's another meal opposite you, the place you're in is entirely unrecognizable.
>The time seems to be stuck at 8pm. You stare at the clock for a couple minutes, counting time in your head, but the arrows do not move
>Suddenly, as you continue to track the time, a hand rests gently on your shoulder
>"Oh, you're awake dear?"
>Your eyes jolt open as you turn towards the source of the voice
>There you see Shiori, in a rather simple sundress
>She tilts her head at you. Concerned about the look of shock that appears to be on your face
>"Honey, what's wrong? Are you alright?"
>You close your eyes for a moment, trying to take in everything that's happening
>"I'm fine dear."
>You utter words that you've never said before to anyone, you worry that those words may not have been the ones she's looking for
>However, relief washes over her face, and she gently rests her lips against yours.
>"Thank goodness, you really had me worried there, now let's eat."
>Her lips were soft to the touch, whatever this is, it felt very real, all your senses were reacting to it. Your first kiss was taken in a place you didn't know of.
>The two of you begin to eat dinner together
>The meal is silent, glances are exchanged, her smile is met with a smile of your own
>Though the dinner was spent in silence, it was probably one of the most pleasant ones you've ever had.
>Your eyes close, your thoughts go back to how this all began, with your chance decision to visit that antique shop
>However, your thoughts are disrupted, as the clock had begun to ring.
>You open your eyes to see that time has begun to move again, the clock once stuck at 8pm has now moved on towards 10pm. Did two hours pass by that quickly?
>"Ah, it looks like it's time for bed honey."
>Shiori gently gets up, taking your hands in hers
>They're extremely soft and smooth to the touch, the sensation in your hand is almost divine
>She brings you to a bedroom that the two of you supposedly share.
>There she lays on the bed, her arms towards you, encouraging you to join her in that bed.
>As if in a trance, you follow her lead, you gently climb onto the bed, your head finds itself resting on her chest.
>Her arms gently wrap around your head.
>You've never been held like this before, it's so warm.
>Then, her words softly reach your ears.
>"Good night, my love."
>You can hardly find the words to respond, but you manage to utter a soft "Good night." in response.
>As your eyes close, your head comfortable against her chest, you slowly drift off into slumber.
>And then you awaken once more, in the same antique shop you had originally began in
>There Shiori, the shopkeeper, closes her book, and looks at you with a gentle smile.
>"How was it? Dear customer, did you enjoy that story?"
>You look at her in bewilderment, did you simply fall asleep and dream of her? Or was there something more to it?"

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>>60756631
pretty nice read, except for the short adventures/dreams, felt kinda weird for them to be so intimate? with her as a stranger. idk might just be me, but i like the idea though
glad you're back :>

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>>60756909
Understandable on how it could feel weird with a stranger, though in the end, it's a story she's reading out of a book that you magically take a role in. Archiver lore and what not, though maybe I can make it feel a bit more intimate next time I do the whole storybook setting. (Because I will probably do it again for stories I don't know how to write.)
That being said, thank you, I've recovered from my sick days of laying in bed, waking up to watch Shiori then going back to sleep! Will be posting one story per page till I'm caught up!

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>>60756631
I do feel the atmosphere of the shop and Shiori, with a little intimate story telling. It’s quite a pleasant surprise for me, I thought it would be horror or adventure theme, but this is nice too.
Thanks for your work

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>>60757029
I kinda like to mix it up a bit in writing, the prison one I did last page was basically a small horror theme, so this one I figure would be intimate, the pajama story is probably going to be adventurous or silly, etc.

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>>60757109
I had a vintage prompt in mind tho
Shiori as a radio station host during 50-60’s, with similar tangents but through local broadcasting
Different theme for different outfit sounds good, less repetitive

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>>60747322
Happy to keep the torch going.
Would've posted the usual wedding dress pic but dont have it on this phone :(

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I saw a pumpkin and pondered that we can never have every Halloween together with her, forever. Thanks for listening to my mental darkness.

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>>60757833
You can always die before she retires.

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>>60757965
>before
on the day she retires*

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I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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>>60753947
precious creature made for admiring

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https://twitter.com/_seventeencrows/status/1714617077141815526
fuwamoco liked this

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>>60758663
MCC...

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>>60758663
Holy based FWMC

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The thread... it's dead...

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>>60759694
gomen i'm still catching up on yesterday's yabai vod
she's such a cute klutz good golly

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>>60759694
Better dead than going schizo. Hope my shiggers are all busy doing reps.

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Isn't it great to be an observer in a world you can't enjoy

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>>60760271
no?

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>>60760054
No, but I'm busy playing vidya

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>>60760054
I started doing daily writing reps a week ago because my inadequacy was pissing me off.

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>>60760054
I got woken up by a telemarketer and couldn't fall back asleep. I feel like death.

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>>60760054
Does work count as reps?

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>>60760054
still keep on keepin' on friend, hope you are too

can't let myself be outdone by the schizos also doing their reps too

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I hate everyone.
Novelights too.

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>>60761986
c'mere you big, dumb, sexy bird; some affectionate hatefuck correction is needed

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>>60761986
Anon, I...

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>>60760054
H-haha yeah

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>>60762471
I love Shiori's fat head

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I want to smell her body

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>>60762820
Why are her eyebrows halfway up her forehead

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>>60762879
This, but her mask after it's filled with the tangent air.

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I wish to fuck shiori's throat in the middle of a tangent

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I-I'm not the only one who associates to Shiori every little thing that I'm currently doing and think to myself whether she'll like it or not, right...? That isn't exactly what you'd call as too far gone, right?

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>>60763673
It's completely normal. Encouraged even.

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>>60763673
having felt that for real people and fictional character in the past I can safely tell you that it's called being in love

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>>60763673
What happens when you touch yourself?

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>>60763673
only happens for dirty shiori likers

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>>60763856
One shall not partake and replicate the Sin of Onan for they shall receive eternal damnation. God is good.

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Which demons are currently possessing Shiori?

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>>60764082
Me.

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A week from now I'll be either happily gulping down potent antibiotics, or extremely depressed because I'll be forced to wait even longer for tests or something.

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>>60763947
I have fapped 78 times to Shiori

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>>60763856
My arms aren't long enough to touch myself

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>>60764378
Shiorin...

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>>60764165
Asmodeus?

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>>60764763
SEEEEEEXXXOOO

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>>60764763
Cute

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>>60764967
>>60764938
Cutesex achieved

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>>60763673
One should always ask themselves: What Would Shisus Do?

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>>60766028
Probably not post in this thread.

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Shiori ruined me.

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>>60766107
But what if she does?

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Bitch I'm a cow
Bitch I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow

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>>60766407
COW COW!

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>>60766407
I want to have sex so fucking badly

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i'm too sleepy to read

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Good morning, I love Shiori.
The dream worked, she was eating a salad, told me she made thumbnails for the next two months and is leaving halfway through December until after the first week of January, so around 20 days. Will be funny if it ends up true.

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>>60766744
Sleep?

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>>60766771
I swear to Gods, if I took the vacation at the same time as Shiori AGAIN, I'll find you and say rude things to you.

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>>60767226
i slept 8 hours last night but i'm still tired

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>>60767369
There's good chance it'll overlap Christmas.

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>>60767882
Shut up.

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I'M EXPECTING

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>>60768236
Congratulations.

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>>60768236
A boy or a girl?

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CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Cute...

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Should i fap or no???

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I can't man. She's too cute.
Thank God food stalls won.

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That's why you're cold, put on a jacket.

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>>60756631
Thank you, write anon

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HAUNTED MANSION NEXT WEEK, HOLDING HANDS WITH WITCH SHIORI

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I still don't know if this is in itself a writing prompt or if Shiori is writing for us.

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>>60768651
I take it as Shiori writing for us.

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Community post fellow NovelKnights

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I'm Shiori's member??? But that's too lewd...

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>>60768651
It's a CYOA. Nothing is stopping you if you want to treat it as a prompt though.

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>>60768684
thats for all members, the novelknight one is 1 hour later

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>>60768651
second one

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>>60768741
How do you know this shit?

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Bros, I think I'm in love.

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>>60768880

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>>60768880

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BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

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>>60768880
Shiori is autistic about schedules. All the regular things are released at the same times at the same days every week if they are released at all. Wednesday 12pm CDT is regular members post, 1pm is knights post.

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I wonder how long is the audio diary... WILL THERE BE AN I LOVE YOU THERE???

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>>60769022
No, don't expect.

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I want to feed Shiori

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>>60769022
It's not audio diary. Calm your donkeys.

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>>60768880
Because it's always posted at the same time because she pre-makes them then schedules them.
They never deviate by even a minute.

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Are the member posts scheduled, you guys think or is Shiori actually awake and posting these in real time?

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>>60769119
They're scheduled.

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>>60769119
Everything she posts on youtube is scheduled except waiting rooms, which she makes in advance and manually unprivates a day before the stream.

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aaa

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I thought it'd be a VN CG-like image of eating food. I didn't expect it to be that cute.

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>>60769247
CG/wallpaper will probably be the witch.

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>>60769227
is our oshi...
you know...?

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>>60769298
THE CUTEST? YEAH

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>>60769298
Workaholic and cute? yeah

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>>60769227
It does make things difficult to find in subscriptions. She had uploaded all of the waiting rooms for last week before the L4D2 collab so you'd have to scroll back days to get them.

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>>60769119
We know they're scheduled. There's a reason the things she posts is always at the same time.
Writing prompts? Always at 12pm cst.
Waiting room community posts? 9am cst.
Member posts are also 12pm cst, and Novelknight posts are 1pm cst.
Only things that vary so far are manual posts she makes herself (Like the vod coming back yesterday) and her schedule which doesn't update consistently but it's at the very least always on Sunday at about 5pm cst onwards.
Hell, we know she makes the waiting rooms for her streams almost weeks in advance thanks to the playlists on her channel which had privated entries listed in them.

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>>60769298
excel sheets turn me on. I'm curious if other streams have showcased their work routines.

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>>60769406
>2 horror
>1 short
>1 stream highlight
>1 collab

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>>60769436
Closest is probably other members doing working or schedule creating streams in members.

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I'm too bald and muscular... it's Shiover...

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>>60769406
She also forgot to unprivate a waiting room once, so the scheduled community post was linking to a private stream.

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>>60769714
Cute Mario Kart frame dork.
Just like the collab she scheduled an hour later.

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>>60769714
Yeah, she manually unprivates them, but they exist and are ready for sure.
>>60769490
>ISRAEL

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>>60769766
That one made sense when it was explained. I don't know why she's like this, but her laptop time is an hour ahead for no apparent reason.

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I'm going to miss her streams Thursday through Sunday...

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>>60769952
There there, you'll be okay, the vods will be available.

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>>60770049
Unless...

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Henmama's Tumblr account...

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>>60770093
What could she possibly do in game streams that'd need to be cut? Unless...

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>>60770093
>>60770217
>SHIORI SHOWS HER CUTE LITTLE WEENUS LIVE ON STREAM! R-18 RATED! INSTANT PRIVATED VOD AND SUSPENSION!

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>>60770272
I'd suck on Shiori's weenus.

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imagine: shiori texts you
>whats going on in palestine??
and you reply with
>dont worry about it babe
and she replies
>okay
>yay

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>>60769406
I love how much planning she puts into it, making sure everything is ready days ahead instead of waiting till the day of.

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>>60770663
It shows how organized and on top of things she is.

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I haven't changed my undies in a month. Everywhere I go, a certain stench follows me. My boss tried to hold his breath today while talking to me. Flies started to gather on my crotch. I'll never change them. Anyway, I LOVE SHIORI.

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>>60770801
I wish she was on top of me.

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>>60770882
Don't wipe your ass

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>>60770801
Except for her fridge apparently.

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Novelknights...

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Eto...

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Doomchads ww@?

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>>60771082
gimme that shit

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>>60768741
Oh nyo~

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jm1cqmEm-A

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Time to bust out my good quality earbuds.

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>she doesn't know the names of her tiers
Shiori?

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GET THE FUCK UP NOVELKNIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jm1cqmEm-A

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>>60771176
>>60771144
WE ARE BACK

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A PICNIC DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eh...

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Shiori needs acting lessons.

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It's fucking perfect. I love her I love her

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>Disappearing was not the magic trick www
草

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Sounds too much like script reading but I still enjoyed it. She'll only get better as she does more, so this is a nice start.
It's great that these come out at 5am for me, perfect way to start my day.

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The tea autist won.

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somebody please rainbolt the fuck out of that blurry polaroid so I know where I'm having a picnic with shiori
looks like somewhere in upstate new york

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THAT WAS SO CRINGE

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I expected too much.

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This is exactly what I wanted out of members content. That was so comfy and cute.

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>>60771435
anon that is just a stock photo for autumn city

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How did anons know the audio drama was dropping now?
Was it said somewhere? I don't see a community post or tweet

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I thought she's going to kiss it at the end. Still cute.

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>>60771481
same, maybe she'll grow more in to it like with the RP thing, it was too short as well.

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>>60771511
She literally said it was releasing today like two or three times. Not only that, we know the exact time she drops novelknight stuff.
Somebody doesn't watch streams. Or listens.

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Still a little awkward, after all being in Holo is new for her. I can't for these later on where she'll be more confident in her self and get more into it.

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>>60771508
I mean, yes, I would hope so, but I want to know where the stock photo was taken regardless.

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>>60771511
I just checked yt notifications

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That was a lot better than I thought it'd be.

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>>60771556
I can kinda excuse it being short if she's releasing these monthly.
But yeah she sounded a bit too..professional? For this one. She will probably be easing into it as she does them more.

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>>60771583
She can do scripted RP alright, don't know why it sounds so forced. Embarrassment?

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Novelites can never be satisfied it seems

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Where are the Novelknight vocaroo responses for the audio drama?

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I love her so much bros. I want to die and will her all my $.

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Be honest, are you disappointed because there wasn't a kiss? I feel that's why people are mad.

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>>60771698
Nerves lol.
Very first thing being done for paying members that especially expect something like it.
Like your very first time getting up and making a speech in front of important people vs just your regular talk with people you hang around with, but you're going to have to do it often.

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>>60771806
No? its the way she read it LOL, you can see how different it is

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>>60771573
I know she's been working on an audio drama thing and said it was coming within a week when the manor audio drama was announced, but I didn't know exactly when. It's not like I keep a detailed spreadsheet with the release times of everything she posts so I can determine patterns, I just simply watch streams
>Or listens
You imply it's possible to actually understand what's going on all the time, the frequent confusion often makes me confused long into the parts where the conversation has returned to something more standard as I try and piece everything back together

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>>60771748
Men are easy; kiss them at the end and they won't see anything else besides the kiss.

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She could have just recorded a .mp3 while reading some script, so I really appreciate all the effort behind the video with the assets, cute Shiorin as always.

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>Shioreo FeedMeVella
I can't find their channel

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>>60771829
Different from what?

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>>60771876
it doesnt feel like herself

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>>60771806
It is, but they don't want to admit it. She acted like this in every voice pack, and there wasn't a single complaint. Novelites don't want to appear needy.

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>>60771932
Why? Explain.

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>>60771932
Is this the first time you hear her read a script? Holosummer short, the voice drama and the debut voice are pretty similar.

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>>60771830
>I didn't know exactly when
She said it would be during her two day break on Wednesday. Think it was both in the collab and on the pumpkin carving streams.
>It's not like I keep a detailed spreadsheet with the release times of everything she posts so I can determine patterns
This doesn't require spreadsheet details, it's simply the same time every time, after two or three times you get used to it pretty fast.
>You imply it's possible to actually understand what's going on all the time
Not for everybody, but yes, it's possible.
I ain't trying to jab at you for not listening, or not knowing, in fact it was more of a light-hearted joke, but if you're responding to it seriously then I'll give you the serious response back.

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>>60771932
Errr, did you buy the audio drama? Or the debut voice packs? Because these are the same tone throughout.

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It's because she has to stop for your response instead of no dead air, lol.

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>>60772098
>>60772024
Just the manor one, and that was pretty good.

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>>60771698
Still finding out what she should do and how far to go I suppose. It doesn't sound like embarrassment more so nervous with more eyes on her than ever before. Although I expect her brand of humor and seriousness with a mix of both going forward. I'm fine with this first entry as it is a nice balance of humor and intimacy.

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>>60772151
Well, this is her audio drama voice basically.
She'll probably improve as she does more. Novembers will likely sound similar, maybe even December's if there's one for xmas.

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I actually considered the editing more than the voice watching this, the audio and video editing seems way more central than the story or what she was saying
I like it like this honestly, it's just some nice fun where we get to see her specific type of humour with time and effort put behind it rather than random comments made mid-stream
The nature of it feels very much "her" with a certain identifiable style, in the same way the handcam streams do

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So are (We) the Nyakuza now?

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Nice nice. I can finally go to sleep. Goodnight, Novelites.

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>>60772400
Cutesex night anon

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>>60772400
Have a sex night

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>>60770960
Iroihs clean my ass with your tongue

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Its okay, I'm glad other anons liked it very much. Guess I'm just the weird one for not enjoying it...
Still love her tho.

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>>60772554
It ain't weird to have an opinion. If you feel you have a problem with it, then that's that, you have a problem with it. Is it a big or small problem? Is it enough that you can't enjoy it? Those are also up to you.
If you feel it's something she should know, then voice it, maybe she'll read your comment and take it to heart.

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>>60772053
>I ain't trying to jab at you for not listening
It's alright, the joke no one knows what the fuck she's saying is one I like, but I like it because it's pretty true in my case. I often blank out for half or more of each stream despite watching every single one so far
I just genuinely didn't know there was a schedule, whenever she does drop stuff that isn't one of the weekly scheduled streams I usually don't even know until well after the fact
This is the first time I ever actually saw a notification live as it happened, had no idea there was some kind of repeating schedule for member content. Assumed it was kinda random

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What now...

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I am so confused, did tier3 subs get a simp stream or wth?

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>>60772967
Take over the world and universe, of course.

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>My tongue is burnt? Try sucking it Shiori.
All in all, was cute in my opinion. I'm 95% satisfied with how it turned out.

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>>60772554
You're allowed to not like every single thing she puts out. She still puts out a pretty wide variety of streams (hence, variety streamer) and there have been a couple things I wasn't crazy about but I'm okay with that, she's still my advent oshi. Like I don't quite share her knowledge of FE nor am I crazy about Smash. In fact I would say my interests more intersect with what appear to be the periphery of hers at this point but that's been fine, so far.

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>advent oshi

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Was it all her plan? To be distant last week and love bomb is this week?
It's working.

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I had to make a couple bands by my lonely

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>>60772758
Yeah, fair enough.
She can be hard to keep track of if you aren't actively trying or if you aren't used to people talking about different things and jumping topics insanely quickly.
I'm more of the latter where I'm used to people with ADHD jumping topics immediately or forgetting about the thing they talked about just seconds prior if something distracts them.

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>>60773352
For all intents and purposes she's currently my kami oshi as well since 80-90% of non-collab streams I watch are Shiori's but I'm not ready to call her that yet.

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She should play this horror game for no particular reason haha

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>>60773732
Why? Are you shy?
Shiori and anon, sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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>>60773732
Just like Shiori with premierpro...

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What month would be best for a membership audio drama where she bests (You) up and calls you a dirty membership content liker?

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>>60773824
N-n... no! I just don't like her that much yet! She needs to impress me first. It's not like I think about her all day or anything.

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>>60773736
I hope she never plays it

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I love my adorkable polaroid eating wife.

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>>60773898
chu~

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The voice clip was cute. I may not be able to get consistent sleep, but at least Shiori is still cute.

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>>60773836
February, maybe March.

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Being at a wedding and seeing Shiori as a guest on the bride's side, and being interested in her and wanting to talk to her and maybe even ask her to dance, but getting cold feet and never doing it and regretting it immediately after the reception ends and you go back to the hotel and you never see Shiori again but you continue thinking about her every now and then and every time it happens it makes you vaguely depressed

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>girl I knew in high school and whose twitter I've been stalking protected her tweets
mother fucker

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Well, I feel spoiled.

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>>60774096
Skill issue for not making a throwaway account

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>>60771176
IM IN LOVE
IM IN LOVE
IM IN LOVE

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>>60773455
>Distant
Only in your head schizo

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>>60773732
Tsundere anon cute

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>>60774690
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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I give up.
I'm wearing the dress

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>>60775015
take selfies.

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>>60775015
Send pics.

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>>60775015
Don't forget the form

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I want to write today, I've got an idea for a fun tale.

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>>60775130
Your idea sucks and nobody will ever like it. You shouldn't even bother starting. You'll get laughed at.

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>>60775178
okay...

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>>60775037
>>60775048
No, I'll never be that far gone...
>>60775074
Do I need to fill out the form if I never insulted her?

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>>60775244
Don't hear Iroihs! I believe in your idea!

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Goth girl tummy is the strongest substance known to mankind.

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>>60775467
Ponytail...

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I want Shiori to experience the joys of motherhood one day

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>>60775467
>Shiobelly
Hnggggg

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>>60775726
I'll be glad to help her

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>>60775825
As her wet nurse, right?

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>>60775863
I will cultivate my man-milk for shiori

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>>60775726
I want to be Shiori's child

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disliking every audio diary until she narrates one of me putting my penis inside her

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>>60775922
I want to be anons father

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>>60775998
Would you be disappointed if you had a faggot son that loved vtubers?

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>>60775944
Based.

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The Vshojo vs Nijisister arc is pretty entertaining so far

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>>60775998
Dad..

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>>60776287
Get a job son

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>>60776351
It's already been 20 years dad, I already have a job
Now let's get you to bed

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The divide between viewer and content creator feels wider again. I will never be close to her. Not as close as the friends she relies on for almost everything she does.

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Your mother feels wider.

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>>60776808

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>>60776808
Btfo kek

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>>60776808
good one anon

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>>60776808
www.

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>>60777109
Shiori? I love you

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If I don't find a gf who makes me smile like Shiori does by the time I turn 30 I'm going to take the tulpa pill

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>>60777432
Same. got a few months left.

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Does anybody want to write the next page, or should I?

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I’m going to have sex with Shiori tonight, any positions you want me to put her in?

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>>60777602
Go for it

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>>60777629
The one where she breaks my neck

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>>60777687
I'll make it cute, anon! Should I put voice drama? And if so, where? Last video?

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>>60777811
May as well, since the next thread will have the short from today.

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>Still No novelknight Plushie

...HololiveEN gen3 "advent" has fallen...

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>>60777804
Tried that already, the AI refuses to let me go down on her

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Bread doko

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>>60778924
Ten threads in front of us. The catalog is moving at a snail's pace. It will take another half an hour at least.

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Yorick did not like to think, but he did like to ponder. He liked to observe his own shallow and murky thoughts. The pond he had for mind was enlivened by his collection of fish. Occasionaly one of these fish would rise from the bottom, and it would make his day. A brief respite of knowing he was not alone, before the fish sunk again to the depths. That was enough for him to moon over his fish for a while.

Yorick really liked oreo looking fish. One of these fish was a Japanese import; he had dubbed it Raden. Another one was called Orihime and came from a smaller seller. He had contemplated how many more small sellers there were out there. More than he could count, but that didn't mean much. More than he could visit, and that meant a lot.

But Yorick didn't care. He had his prized catch already. So he stood on the shore and waited for Shiori to visit him for a moment.

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>>60779186
There's a solution to that

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>>60779485
cute

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[Anonymous No.]

>sample

[Anonymous No.]

B-bau bau?

[Anonymous No.]

Good golly!

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>>60779995
Oh good gosh!

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wuffians...

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BAU BAU

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[Anonymous No.]

I sent out dozens more job applications and got rejected from a bunch of them even though I'm probably over qualified

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>>60780218
Would

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>>60780218
Definitely would

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>>60780230
In today's job market, it is normal to go through 100 applications or so, especially if they are cold calls.

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>>60780218
Put the jacket on babe

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>>60780230
>Over qualified
There's your answer. They want somebody that won't leave for a better job in six months.

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>>60780230
Stay strong!

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>>60780307
I'm well well well past that.
>>60780341
I despised my old job so I'm trying to move horizontally to what my degree was in where my experience would be beneficial, but I'm arguably too overqualified for entry level while I don't have any "direct experience" for non entry kevel positions.

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>>60780641
Do you have any people you know that might give you an in to a job at their company? That's probably the easiest way to get a job, you can even be underqualified.

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Do you guys use Hyperchat like Shiori? I don't use it because it doesn't sticky the poll results at the top of the chat.

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>>60780766
Not really, I'm autistic as fuck and genuinely have 0 friends.

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>>60780909
Since always, mostly to hide pfps and emote spam.

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