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Guess the /asp/ie edition

What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

Open company auditions:
PixelLink (Oct 30): https://www.pixel-link.com/audition
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK (embed) (embed)
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt (embed) (embed)

Previous thread: >>61224057

>> No.61243220

>>61243126
No need to guess, that's Spike.
He terrifies me even without the colors or hat

>> No.61243292

>>61243126
you forgot the subject...........

>> No.61243332

Fuck, how many aspies with 2 arms and 2 legs do we even have?

>> No.61243347

Keitaro and Daiya having ball slapping sex

>> No.61243420

>>61243126
This /asp/, it can only be me

>> No.61243623

sanctified thread
>>61243438
>>61243438
>>61243438

>> No.61243793

Who is that?

>> No.61243869

>>61243793
I don't know, you guess

>> No.61244275

Someone name a chuuba

>> No.61244287

>>61244275
Camui

>> No.61244323

>>61244275
thenueowo

>> No.61244457

>>61244275
Charley!

>> No.61244597

>>61244275
Keitaro and Daiya

>> No.61244761

Who are they certified bottoms of /asp/?

>> No.61244926

>>61244275
Wanners, Kenny, Pafu

>> No.61244928

>>61244761
You! And daiya of course

>> No.61244955

>>61244275
kai g nikki

>> No.61245048

>>61243623
nigger

>> No.61245135

>>61243623
>Sanctified poster was the one shitting the threads all along
Makes sense

>> No.61245228

>>61245135
it really fucking does

>> No.61245411
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61245411

>>61244761 You know I had to bring it back.

This is the ULTIMATE BOTTOM.
His model, his voice, his energy, everything about him is designed for the sole purpose of pleasuring men.
He'd probably suck off every male /asp/ie and /wvt/ie in a row, and not even for networking purposes, just for pleasure.
He's the biggest slut. He likes to tease, and he knows what he is doing. His eyes are just begging for cock.
He is the type of fag everyone would go gay for, even the most straight man ever, just for one night.
Imagine him moaning your name with his femenine, yet vaguely european accent. Your dick becomes hard like diamonds.

>> No.61245548

name an /asp/ie and mention what you like about them, let's compliment each other

>> No.61245670

>>61245411
fuck you mean his voice his voice sounds normal

>> No.61245868
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61245868

>>61245548
not an aspie, but i like tupo.
he reads smart people books and has a lot to say about them.

>> No.61246040

>>61245548
I have a great deal of respect and appreciation for Dante. He works hard, brought is the ECW and has his wigglysmithing streams. He's a boon for this community and my singular regret is that I don't make enough time to catch more of his streams.

>> No.61246091

dante can you upload the last ECW to youtube please

>> No.61246138

>>61246040
I wrote this.

>> No.61246260

>>61245548
i think mond is a natural at being incredibly moe and I can see her becoming a 3view with enough luck

>> No.61246292

>>61245670
gay or european

>> No.61246305

>>61246040
God I love the ECW stuff. Dante's great!! A shame he streams at the worst timezone possible and there is literally no way for me to watch him

>> No.61246352

>>61246040
Not just that, also the Divegrass stuff he did. Man has been spending a lot of effort to create an actual community

>> No.61246715

/asp/ has really gone to shit lately, are there any good news to balance things out?

>> No.61246802

>>61246715
Just finished streaming

>> No.61246918

>>61246802
Hope it went well

>> No.61246919

>>61246040
Wholesome post.
I remember Dante used to get a lot of flak in the past, but he's always been very thick skinned about it. Other chuubas mightve had a menhera episode in response, but not him.

I've never personally watched the guy but I respect him a ton for being who he is and slowly improving his craft

>> No.61247083

>>61245411
Ahhh, this is history.

>> No.61247285

>>61247083
Bro Daiya got his live2d like two and a half months ago, it hasn't been that long

>> No.61247384

i'll never get an l2d

>> No.61247617

>>61245411
Megamind lookin'

>> No.61248159
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>>61246040
>>61246138
>>61246305
>>61246352
>>61246919
Love you guys too. Making things is always how you get more fun out of the hobby. All of those projects just pushed me to learn and re-learn whole skillsets I didn't have even after several months doing streams.

>>61246091
Yeah, I've been slacking on getting those uploaded. There's a one episode gap between Twitch and Youtube. Unfortunately, because I keep the chat off screen during the Twitch stream I have to manually re-add it for the youtube upload. Still kinda experimenting with the right frame for that.

>> No.61249423

>>61248159
Dante love!

>> No.61249790

>>61248159
Dante love!

>> No.61249878

Jong bros after 3 pulls I didn't get the chubby bitch, I think this game is shit and no /asp/ie should play it

>> No.61249886

>>61248159
Dante love!

>> No.61249972

>>61249878
same, oh well back to my other gacha games

>> No.61250077
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61250077

man of sex is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte

>> No.61250294

>>61250077
It's kind of creepy to call yourself that

>> No.61250301

>>61245670
he has a young boyish cute voice

>> No.61250364

>>61250294
not ruadh, but nice try kek

>> No.61250439

>>61250364
At least post the same thing you posted over in the other thread, it's less creepy.

>> No.61250587

>>61250439
i wish i were him, but no. now go watch his stream

>> No.61250704

I don't necessarily hate jongers, but I really hate Mahjong

>> No.61251191
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61251191

anyone who came to my stream, much like haru I would like some feedback. Is there anything you think I could do better or should do differently? should I just play bideo game or stick to drawing

>> No.61251251

>>61251191
playing games sometimes, even as a primarily drawing streamer seems to be a good strat; lobotomybunny does the same thing and does really well when she plays games, even though she mostly does art

>> No.61252347

I actually feel bad for Iriya, man got worse connection than my grandma's farm

>> No.61252697

>>61252347
yeah i'd like to tune in properly but this is actually just unwatchable for me at least, his stream video is frozen for minutes at a time and there's a buffer every 10 seconds

>> No.61252761
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>> No.61253113

>>61252697
Definitely should have done a test stream or something first. This is unwatchable.

>> No.61253270

>>61246091
ECW 4 is up (no chat because whoops) on youtube 5 will go up there in a couple days but its still up on twitch regardless, just muted in sections.

>> No.61253325

I just wanted to congratulate thenueowo. Consistant 2 view let's fucking go man.

>> No.61253775
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61253775

Today my awoomfies (that's you, right?) get to enjoy some Illbleed! You're all invited to join!

We'll begin in about 15~ minutes!

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

>> No.61253859
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61253859

playing Backpack Battles~

https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei

>> No.61254452

>>61253325
He's worked hard for it. Always good to see someone winning

>> No.61254517

iriya has fixed his stream to 720p which seems to have fixed all his issues, nice

>> No.61254613

>>61254452
The only reason I don't watch him often it's because his chat is for verified accounts only and I'm not going to use my main account to watch vtubers.

>> No.61256647

>>61253325
He is one of those people that unfollow when they dont get a follow back

>> No.61256806

>>61256647
He's followed me for almost a month and I never followed back. Even occasionally stopped by my chat. Only recently did I catch one of his streams and give a follow back but he seemed friendly enough all that time.

>> No.61257886

>>61246260
she doesn't want to, but it will happen

>> No.61258059

>>61251191
the draw was very comfy, I wouldn't change anything there. Games are a good break as an art streamer, i will agree with the other poster

>> No.61259230

Whos good for a nice stream background?

>> No.61259303
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>>61258059
https://www.twitch.tv/fuwacoco

coco live playing incest cannibal game and has also forsaken /choc/

>> No.61259360

>>61258059
didnt mean to respond to your post, sorry...

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61260949

I will vindicate myself by finishing FNAF 1. https://www.twitch.tv/bunkumm

>> No.61262715

Wait did Iriya stream??? And I missed it????

>> No.61262738

>>61262715
yes, yes

>> No.61262874

>>61262738
Fuck me.

>> No.61262945

>>61262874
yes, yes

>> No.61264757
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>> No.61264778

Today, the chef at my favorite sandwich shop recognized me and ask me for my order instead of me putting it on the machine like I usually do. With this in mind, I’m gonna start keeping an appreciation journal of my viewers bc that felt amazing.

>> No.61264831

>>61246919
He's had a few moments but he stopped responding to bait calling him a virgin that won't stop simping for Denpa, for example

>> No.61265157

>>61264778
Stop making your viewers into individuals, the less personal it is the better for both sides

>> No.61267321

>>61264778
"The usual?" is a nice feeling

>> No.61267839

>>61265157
Crab
>>61264778
Mond said she writes about chat in her diary, I'm sure every viewer would love to think their name is written somewhere in their oshi's diary

>> No.61269790
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>>61260949

>> No.61272305

if it makes you feel better, I think this is the better thread

>> No.61272629

>>61269790
Cute! Thank you for this cute little desu yipee creature!

>> No.61275135

>>61272305
it has the intellectuals in it, and not the dramafags

>> No.61278962

gump

>> No.61279175

>>61278962
ai <3

>> No.61281444

>>61253859
I feel like I’m cursed to never be available for a Koikawa stream :(

>> No.61281596

>>61256647
Not only that but he's also one of the most persistent thread schizos (and has been for a really long time)

>> No.61283148

Name a chuuba and why you love them!

>> No.61283480

>>61281596
Based on what?

>> No.61283978

pls come back ;_;

>> No.61284071

>>61283978
Vita came back

>> No.61284122

>>61284071
Where was he today?

>> No.61284249

>>61284122
I don't know, I don't stalk viewers

>> No.61284250

I will do whatever, pls come back to stream

>> No.61284545

>>61284250
The blue cunny?

>> No.61284997

collab: Han, Rura and Tiny
https://www.twitch.tv/han_bun_

>> No.61285039

>>61283978
He is lurking everyone's stream like a creep, even yours.
Call out on his behavior so he stops and leave for good.

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61285112

What is the biggest ceiling a male vtuber at 10-15 average viewers has to break to get consistently past 20 or even 30 avg? I've been stuck there for six months

>> No.61285350

>>61284997
>han topping our girls...

>> No.61285584

>>61285350
What a stud!

>> No.61285597

>I can't watch the collab I'm getting too jealous

Why am I like this?

>> No.61285628

>>61285597
Just ask them if you can be on the next collab, like bro han is so hungry for collabs that he would play anything just to stream with others

>> No.61285739

>>61284997
>rura and tiny topping our boy...

>> No.61285863

>>61285628
it's iriya upset about a male collabing with rura

>> No.61286054

>>61285863
and you can tell it's him because if it wasn't, the person would've corrected me by now

>> No.61286118

Tiny x Han ?

>> No.61286218

>>61286118
Incest it's not cool.

>> No.61286291

>>61286118
Incest very hot

>> No.61286337

>>61285597
If it helps, just imagine the private calls they had leading up to the collab.

>> No.61286373

I love denpafish!

>> No.61286513

>>61285597
It's because you have untreated BPD iriya.

>> No.61286517

>>61286337
All the DMs that had to be passed to set it up to begin with. The private voice call to make sure everything works that ends in a fun chat session. However many days leading up to it to make sure it was still good to go. They talked a lot in private and he'll never know.

>> No.61286539
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61286539

how do you avoid being cringe

>> No.61286661

>>61286539
don't make your online life your focus in life

>> No.61286678

You're all absolutely retarded.

>> No.61286711

>>61285039
the fact that the anti viewer is going from stream to stream looking at different viewers list and cross referencing them to find who the viewers are and also take his time to look for people he chased away will never not be funny to me

>> No.61286733

>>61286539
Literally who?

>> No.61286736

thank you anonymous sub gifta.

>> No.61286765

>>61286733
groomer who pissed and shit his pants for everyone to see when the chuuba he was trying to fuck revealed she had a boyfriend

>> No.61286879

>>61243126
Can I post this as fanart?
I really really really like this image

>> No.61286933

>>61286879
yes ! go ahead

>> No.61286985

>>61286879
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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>>61243220

>> No.61287082

Current aspies with GMI energy?

>> No.61287196

>>61287082
My oshi if he branches out from /asp/ + if /asp/ies stop being such fucking gossiping two faced nigger rrat cunts and admited publically that they don't like them. (We know who you are, (you) are not gonna make it by being toxicos).

>> No.61287214

>>61287196
Okay chrii. We don't want camui here. He should leave

>> No.61287228

>>61287196
frenchie...

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Mond...

>> No.61287425

>>61287261
Mond is probably a horse girl.

>> No.61287450

>>61287425
She talked about horse girls on stream. She pretended to be a horse girl so people would like her.

>> No.61287502

>>61287425
She thought being a horse would make her popular, so she cut off her hair and made a horse tail out of it, made a horn out of cardboard, put on a horse costume, and went to school neighing at people.

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61287543

>>61287425
Maybe this horse is part of her character's reference

>> No.61287930

>>61287196
I love this french belaruss girl, if only she was interested in me....

>> No.61287999

>>61287930
t. Camui

>> No.61288001

Who even are “current aspies”? I don’t even know who the gens are.

>> No.61288031

>>61287999
I wish I had an mentally ill frenchie that was madly in love with me

>> No.61288176

>>61288001
that's why neutral OPs suck and we should aspies instead. people are already forgetting us

>> No.61288226

>>61288176
Why are you schizos keep bringing the OP

>> No.61288560

>>61288001
It's debatable who's even a /asp/ie or just adjacent. Don't worry about it

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>>61284545

>> No.61288601

>>61288573
Flandzen...

>> No.61288628

>>61288560
Should I want to be an aspie? I don’t know where else to find collab partners and people to check me out

>> No.61288629

>>61288573
you have to let go frend
every day at the same hour the same post ...

>> No.61288671

>>61288573
Good riddance.

>> No.61288687

>>61288573
flan...

>> No.61288728

When should I apply for Hololive?

>> No.61288745

>>61288573
There's other chuubas who deserve you more

>> No.61288770

>>61288628
>Should I want to be an aspie?
Yes, why are you here if you don't want to be an aspie.

>> No.61288773

>>61288573
It's getting pathetic and you have zhubaa, unless you're obsessed with the gumpai that didn't have a fuckbuddy

>> No.61288805

>>61288773
Zhuuba hates his guts

>> No.61288887

>>61286733
the original /asp/ sexpest

>> No.61288934

New /asp/ie group the down bad boys:
>Flandzen
>Cheen
>Iriya
>Han

>> No.61288967

>>61288934
why is Han even there?

>> No.61288992

>>61288967
He's horny for tiny

>> No.61289057

>>61288934
>not on the list
Whew

>> No.61289081

>>61288934
add Chrii

>> No.61289092

>>61288992
who isn't?

>> No.61289117

>>61286765
>>61288887
oh yeah, he was trying to groom wontons girl

>> No.61289146

>>61289057
Who's your oshi?

>> No.61289166

>>61288992
It's a shame that emigration to Singapore is very hard.

>> No.61289334

>>61288934
Someone comm them all and their oshi's together.

>> No.61289345

>>61288573
trust me when I say it'll get easier with time even if whatever you had was way more personal (or at least, you thought it was more personal) than just streamer/viewer.

>> No.61289363

>>61289146
Male not on the list

>> No.61289384

>>61289363
Daiya...

>> No.61289437

>>61288934
how do I get my name onto this list?

>> No.61289480

>>61289437
Be male and publicly obsessed with a female /asp/ie

>> No.61289662

>>61289480
What about femboys

>> No.61289706

>>61289662
Tierlist the femboys

>> No.61289711

>>61289662
Borderline. Haru or Beryl is acceptable. Daiya isn't girly enough.

>> No.61289714

It’s over for me. I was gonna watch the Iriya VOD bc I missed it but he didn’t turn on save Vods. Why does Twitch have to be so stupid…

>> No.61289742

>>61289334
Someone should comm han with zhuuba, cheen with tiny, fland with rura and iriya with lava

>> No.61289753

>>61289714
IRIYAAAA HATE AAAAAA I WANTED TO HEAR MORE OF YOUR VOICE DAMN IT!!

>> No.61289807

>>61289714
I'm sorry anon. It's my fault for not checking it.

>>61289753
My voice is fucked after the stream. I'm sure people could hear it starting to die at about 2-3 hours in. Plus I wasn't being very ASMRy with all the shouting. Probably with less alcohol I'll be more subdued.

>> No.61289808

>>61289714
to be honest his first hour of stream was terrible but the rest was golden. iriya you better play all the HoMM until HoMM 5

>> No.61289810

>>61289742
I’m so confused what the point of this would be. Like, it’d be denying them all who they want, but it wouldn’t be ntr bc they have someone else and everyone else is missing out too.

>> No.61289842

>>61289742
Comm tiny for it since she's into ntr.

>> No.61289877

>>61289807
>My fault for not checking it
It’s not. It’s so dumb that you need to manually set it to that. I lost my first stream as well to that, which sucks bc it was kinda magical. Happens to the best of us

>> No.61289881

>>61289808
Yeah the first part sucked. I did do a test stream which worked fine, so I was confused why it didn't work. I'm glad you enjoyed the rest.

>> No.61289914

>>61289842
>Tiny is into ntr
Finally! An aspie into ntr let’s goooo!

>> No.61290037

>>61289807
Iriya love. We can train you to push your voice more and more, I will make sure of it

>> No.61290119

>>61287930
>>61288031
Hey anon! I hope you do find your self a girl that will be loving you as much as I love camui!
I appreciate your messages but they do make me a little uncomfortable because of the anonimity and the genuinity of it...
and unlike a certain person I am not a cheater
But i'm sure you'll find someone better then me! (and you pretty much will only find someone better then me anyways)

>>61289081
I'm not a tranny. Make a new list with down bad girls.

>> No.61290372

>>61289881
I'm glad you didn't go full on ASMR and I hope that at least occasionally make streams like this one, know that some dudes like me also enjoyes your stream but we are not into another man whispering into our ears. No need to change your content but I think it's always good to use this thread for it's proper meaning and give our points of view even even as annons

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>dead hours

>> No.61290628

where are my early morning jongers?

>> No.61290665

A month into streaming and I’m starting to feel more comfortable with streaming! How am I doing so far folks? I’d love suggestions for improvement! (Like not using AI in thumbnail…)

>> No.61290676

where are my gween gooners at

>> No.61290699

>>61290628
no one? fine, I guess I will continue my grind to master

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What's a chuuba?

>> No.61290718

>>61285112
The one where you stop thinking of yourself as a "male vtuber" and make content people in that range want to watch.

>> No.61290763

>>61289711
Please don't shitpost Beryl

>> No.61290790

>>61290665
>no link

>> No.61290815

>>61290790
It's the frog, the gay frog

>> No.61290850

>>61290707
mild spoonfeed because I like you chu - cutesy Japanese sound for a kiss
tooba = tuber = vtuber
chuu-ba

>> No.61290851

>>61290707
This furry brightens my day. I have no idea how to support him tho. Does he have links?

>> No.61290934

>>61290851
He hasn't posted it since his debut a few months back but archive knows all: https://www.twitch.tv/kouyawolf

>> No.61290959

>>61244275
ur mum
lmao get rekt bithc

>> No.61290975

>>61290851
You can support me by having fun while you stream.

>> No.61291053

>>61290815
I’m not gay! But yes

>> No.61291113

>want to network and shill my channel
>still shit at talking and too much dead air
>don’t want people coming to my channel when my content is still pretty shitty and leave a bad first impression
>maybe if I had chat to talk to I might be more entertaining
>repeat cycle all over again
It’s kind of like those ‘entry level’ jobs that require at least two years worth of experience.

>> No.61291165

>>61291113
Link?

>> No.61291185

>>61291113
Just post link, no one started perfectly.

>> No.61291186

who is the GAYEST aspie?

>> No.61291214
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61291214

>>61290665
>>61290790
Tehe ano bleh

>> No.61291257

>>61291214
https://twitch.tv/kukukaeruvt
I’m an absolute irredeemable moron

>> No.61291284

>>61291186
Haru, he seems like the type of man who at morning will give you a wake up blowjobs and swallow every drop, and at night he would blast your ass until both you and him are too tired to continue so you sleep hugging each other.

>> No.61291428

>>61291284
this anon is the gayest asp

>> No.61291541

>>61290934
>Astlibra Revision

This furry has good taste.

>> No.61291592

Which /asp/ie has the biggest pee pee? Which has the smallest?

>> No.61291677

We are back at the gay hours

>> No.61291698

>>61290699
I miss being an adept, everyone is playing dama

>> No.61291767

>>61291698
as long as you don't dama in friendly games it's fine, people still riichi but now almost no player open his hand which is stumping me as I'm terrible reading closed hands.

>> No.61291777

>>61291592
MESURING DICK CONTEST WHEN?
(someone should draw most asp males in a circle so we only see them from the back all looking down, saying stuff like "why is your's crooked?" - "oh hey mine is visually the biggest" - "noncense! mine is" - "fuck this mesuring contest let's mesure who's the strongest" - "you're saying that because yours is small" [...])

>> No.61291789

>>61291677
Sorry. Can’t help it. Every time I watch someone stream I just think to myself, I wonder what their cocks smell like. They’re been streaming for 8 hours now. I bet it smells all sorts of musky. I wanna sniff it.

>> No.61291813

Sorry, mine's the biggest. Not even close.

>> No.61292021

>>61291789
My ex gf said the same thing until she smelled mine, we didn't broke up until two months later so it couldn't be that bad but she said the smell was too strong for her.
I'm even nastier now so I can only guess how it is now

>> No.61292093

>>61292021
NAME??

>> No.61292223

>>6129066
Stop being so entitled
Be more humble
Stop astroturfing

>> No.61292249

>>61291789
>>61292093
Disgusting euros as always, I bet you sluts would love to nuzzle a man sweaty ballsack and then lick it clean. Disgusting.

>> No.61292289

>>61291789
I wash it twice a day but it still has a slight pee smell

>> No.61292305

>>61292249
You typed that so you thought about it so you like that. Faggot.

>> No.61292370

>>61292289
you need to shake it more after peeing and if you are uncircumcised you need to peel back the foreskin all the way to prevent pee drops from being trapped inside

>> No.61292431

>>61292223
I'm guessing you mean me and you're missing the last 5 there.
I genuinely don't know how I've been entitled but if you have a good example I'll take it to heart. I'll selfpost less!

>> No.61292450

I guess this is better than the two retards arguing over the OP pic

>> No.61292491

>>61292450
definitely

>> No.61292502

The smell I like isn’t really the smell of pee. It’s like, you know the area where your leg connects to your crotch, your legpit? At any given time of the day you can usually rub that area and it has a really strong manly odor. God I love that smell.

>> No.61292512

>>61292305
I will be honest I always wanted someone to do that to me but I'm a virgin so who knows how normal that is

>> No.61292553

>>61292502
Gay or girl?

>> No.61292570

>>61292502
how about smegma, I have a lot saved since I have a slight case of phimosis

>> No.61292629

stream onegai

>> No.61292644

>>61292450
I take this back.
Nasty euros are behaving like nasty euros

>> No.61292675

I like the cute whines that Rura makes when she's frustrated. It makes my heart flutter.

>> No.61292696

>>61292675
it gives me a boner

>> No.61292702

>>61291789
I do the same with the girls. I wonder what their cunny smells like.

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>>61292570
Oh yeah, that’s a nice manly smell too.

>>61292553
Straightest man in the leather club.

>> No.61292738

>>61292696
Stay away.

>> No.61292813

>>61292738
don't worry iriya my real oshi is way sluttier

>> No.61292831

I want the girls to read the thread now so they know how nasty other guys are, not me I'm clean

>> No.61292871

rura, mond, rinna, koko and andy have cute laughs. I love our girls.

>> No.61292929
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61292929

>>61292831
Today I will remind them.

>> No.61293006

>>61292929
i gagged, hate women

>> No.61293015
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>>61292929

>> No.61293167

>/asp/ finds out vaginas exist.

>> No.61293198

>>61292929
No wonder femboys are superior.

>> No.61293314

>>61243126
It just needs a hoodie and he is literally every male

>> No.61293439

>>61292370
I try, I even wipe, but I guess the foreskin got stretched out too much from masturbating so much

>> No.61293546

>>61293314
I actually did a survey of /asp/ies and there are shockingly few hoodies on either gender.

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>>61292929
>>61293167
fr fr no cap

>> No.61293698

>>61292929
mine looks cute

>> No.61293744
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61293744

if you had to pick one clip to shill yourself to new viewers, what would it be?
post your clip here, I will rate/critique

(subject to my own opinion obviously, I am not the sole arbiter of good content or anything)

>> No.61293788

What the fuck is going on today? Usually I love the gay shit. This is just weird bros.

>> No.61294012

>>61293546
The hoodie meme applies only to vroids because vroids are extremely limited in what they can wear. Most people here shit on vroids and choose pngs as their starter models, so they don't have the hoodie problem. Hoodies also don't apply to live2d models that choose to use a hoodie because they can pretty much commission their model to look like whatever they want and they chose to use a hoodie. Vroid hoodie models on the other hand have little to no other choice because they probably chose a vroid model because they're too poor to afford anything better in the first place. That's why they get sorta hated on, because they all look so similar to each other that it's hard to really care about any of them as an individual.

>> No.61294093

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/TallFrailNuggetsHeyGirl-FWcKAUdSK4atIIx6
I don't have a lot of funny clips yet but I went through yesterday's stream and picked some out

>> No.61294365

>>61293744
I like this recent one because it's short sweet, and to the point.
https://clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeAbnegateKittenCoolStoryBob-1f3O4RbMyUrRK8-i

>> No.61294375

>>61293744
Only because I woke my family up
https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulEnchantingHabaneroOSsloth-lCf_1EwGo1Uto0V2

>> No.61294427

>>61293744
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/SilkyCautiousTigerDoritosChip-zEsQ0R0U7e32JMtp?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clips_viewing
If you can manage to avoid looking at the name, try to guess who I am!

>>61294012
Also this goes along with your post.

>> No.61294472

>>61291777
Nothing wrong with some bros messing around exploring each others bodies. It's wholesome and the most natural thing

>> No.61294484

I love Rura and everything about her. I can't get her out my head and I never want her to leave my head. Goodnight.

>> No.61294507

>>61294472
I don't know i'm a woman, we don't do that stuff not even with our tits.

>> No.61294544

>>61293744
>>61294375
Wait actually I think this is better
https://clips.twitch.tv/ResilientToughAntWutFace-F2jt97kqmZoqZp1T

>> No.61294607

>>61294484
Seek some help Iriya. Unironically. This can't end well for you.

>> No.61294641

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantSnappySushiFailFish-NNmjCAHeaJiiYwP0
Not my most stellar but I also don't clip my streams as much as I should.

>> No.61294669

>>61294507
Bullshit, I seen it in anime all the time, sounds like you didn't have any good friends

>> No.61294674

>>61294507
I've heard women that say they do

>> No.61294734

>>61292431
nta but I think you should treat your viewers more like peers, since it’s full of other asp streamers, it feels a bit weird for you to treat us like your fans, and it makes it awkward to even wanna try to network when you seem to put that label on us

>> No.61294854

>>61294734
I had no idea I was doing that, honest to goodness, but I'll try my best not to!

>> No.61294873
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61294873

LIVE IN 10 MINUTES
CHRII WILL NOT BE THERE EDITION
https://youtube.com/live/HMWH2kgvKfw
https://youtube.com/live/HMWH2kgvKfw
https://youtube.com/live/HMWH2kgvKfw
https://youtube.com/live/HMWH2kgvKfw

>> No.61294937

>>61294873
NTRing Chrii live on stream???

>> No.61295397

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/SingleIronicPepperKappaRoss-aESATWIa44cZra5I

This one was a pretty fun moment imo

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableBrightSardineTinyFace-Xh9SrqHIMDKyLZ62

Also this was a fun moment, and it WILL grab your attention (btw my humour sucks so I don't even know if these clips are as funny as I think they are...)

>> No.61295517

>>61294365
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

>> No.61295570

>>61294854
Wait who is this anyways? Original post is deleted and I'm lazy.

>> No.61295574

>>61294365
Ace love

>> No.61295679

I tried to look through my clips to reply but I get nervous looking at my own content bc I don't know if I'm actually funny, is this normal? They were all clipped by other people so it must be a LITTLE funny right??

>> No.61295883

>>61294365
Ace Windfall why don’t you self post more here?
You’re cool!

>> No.61295979

>>61295570
since astroturfing was mentioned it's probably about the Frog boy and he seems to have an anti that constantly accuses him of it lmao

>> No.61296004

>>61295570
Astroturfer

>> No.61296119

>>61290850
as cute as it sounds, the chuu comes from how "tuber" would be pronounced. the katakana for YouTuber would be ユーチューバー or "yuuchuuba"

>> No.61296145

Legitimate question. Are there any female /asp/ Vtubers looking to be bred? I'm fucking desperate.

>> No.61296190

>>61296145
Sir this is a homo general. We only deal in boipussy and gay sex here.

>> No.61296217

>>61296145
Best I can do is Haru

>> No.61296274

>>61295979
Yeah that's bait then. I didn't get the feeling kuku was acting entitled or anything. Maybe im just oblivious tho

>> No.61296404

>>61293744
Man, choosing only one is difficult
https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtisticSilkyNigiriTheThing-68ec___L4QzDAfNt

>> No.61296624

>>61293744
i thought this moment was pretty funny
https://www.twitch.tv/sinformavx/clip/SweetImpartialDogSmoocherZ-G5ifOPNaDfOwUp-Q

>> No.61296707

>>61296145
Coco's always available, though you might get more than you bargained for.

>> No.61296714

>>61296145
Don't be so obvious, you're making the rest of us groomers looking bad

>> No.61296884

>>61293744
My favourite clip https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo/clip/DreamyEphemeralLatteKappaPride-SkQLGae8A3hED8xo

>> No.61297279

>>61296707
Explain.

>> No.61297306

>>61293744
My favorite of hers https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyArtisticBatArsonNoSexy-j4ODH3ly8kz82xaN

>> No.61297406

>>61295517
LOL

>>61295574
Love you too, anon!

>>61295883
>why don’t you self post more here?
I don't know, just doesn't feel right to, I guess? It's not like I'm super new to streaming and just starting out or anything.
Also, thanks!

>> No.61297411

>>61297279
Just watch her most recent VOD. Coco is hard to put into words.

>> No.61297444

>>61293744
wholesome-bait but it's my favourite clip
https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticTastyOwlWTRuck-wN4SnY7ZA46r_8pY

>> No.61297593

>>61293744
Hard for me but these two give you the Ryuuta horror game experience
https://clips.twitch.tv/DirtySmallJellyfishGrammarKing-za90TVuIMYUTQqVA

And in VR
https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousGrossRadishPeteZaroll-F7AqcmvkhJnB6cl5

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>>61297306
love this creature so much

>> No.61298039

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulTransparentPancakeImGlitch-vR1bYCd3-CLilUrp
This one's been shooting up in views, only classic tasteful stuff from me.

>> No.61298154

And remember, until you have a fan who can predict your period with 70% accuracy or more, you haven't made it as a femchuuba.

>> No.61298247

>>61298154
I can predict when Haru is going to be in heat

>> No.61298254

>>61293744
Consistently my top performing
https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmBlitheWeaselTooSpicy-tXmbUo6Oj0ujExWk
This is probably my favorite since Iriya made the very nice edited version of it (thank you again!)
https://clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeNurturingConsoleOpieOP-oEnhe9MH7PMaD-Y3

>> No.61298537
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61298537

SUIKA COMBINATION - Anatomy of a Japanese Goblin - Merlie Azoth Ch.

https://www.twitch.tv/merlieazoth

>> No.61298553
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fydcXM4x28Y
im gay

>> No.61298939 [SPOILER] 
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today I will remind them

>> No.61299088

>>61298247
When will be the next time?

>> No.61299373
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>>61294641
I think the only con with this clip is that it's going to filter people who don't play mahjong, but otherwise it does a really good job showing off your personality and voice, which I think are your strongest traits. solid clip!
I do think it would benefit from being edited down, so here's an edit I made: https://files.catbox.moe/qsluyr.m4v

>>61294365
I'll say off the bat that this is probably my favorite of the submissions. it's funny, shows off your personality, has a visual gag component, and it's short and sweet. everything you want a shill clip to be.
Here's an edit I made of it, I don't think it needs it to function as a good clip, but I wanted to: https://files.catbox.moe/8q8yqj.mp4

>>61294375
>>61294544
>>61295397
>>61297593
I really don't think jumpscares are good content for shilling yourself. anyone can scream when scary thing happens, it doesn't really sell the vibe of your stream, or your character or personality or humor, and it doesn't really show off any skill. it's funny to people that already know you, but I know that all of you guys have better clips.
Hell, for Daiya, he had a moment like a week ago where his chat made him keep pulling up embarrassing art on stream and that was hilarious and by far a better shill on personality and humor than these (I dont' have time to pull the VOD now for an edit but it's there)

>>61295397
I think the second clip really shows off your humor/vibe the best, it's so over the top it's clear it's a joke and it works pretty well. I only wish it had more of your chatting and personality in it, since it'd help sell the average stream experience, but I think it works regardless

>>61296404
I'm not sure this is the best way of showing off your personality/stream vibe BUT I did laugh out loud at the immediate end after getting a bazooka to the face, this clip has potential.
I did think it'd benefit from being cut down, so here's an edited version: https://files.catbox.moe/ftn43g.mp4

>>61296624
I wouldn't generally agree on using a clip from a collab as a clip to shill your channel, since it doesn't really give an idea of your stream experience. you want to show off yourself, and in this clip, it does a far better job of shilling croc then it does you.
I did think croc's reaction was pretty funny, so I edited it down to be a couple seconds: https://files.catbox.moe/qgmygv.mp4

>>61296884
this is so bad and does so many things wrong that it almost loops back around into being good. the voice being way too quiet, blasted out audio alerts, the breathing that's way louder than the voice, the janky horrifying PNG and the fact the whole thing is in 256p resolution for some reason is such a baffling combo that I have to assume it was done on purpose.

>>61297306
banger lava clip, shows off her personality and vibes really well. I think she does more creative content than singing that I would want to showcase if I had to pick a single shill clip, but this one is still a really solid pick.

>>61297444
I think this shows off that you're a chill, nice dude, which is part of what you want from a good clip (and it is cute), but it really doesn't showcase your stream at all beyond that. it's a nice clip, but I don't know if it's a good shill clip.

>>61295679
one of the main reasons I'm posting this question is to make people dig up a good shilling clip and start thinking about getting/saving clips for self advertising. most people don't do it, and a lot of people don't like listening to themselves and evaluating their own content, but it's essential for self-advertising and you NEED it if you want to improve and grow.

anyway, I've spent my entire lunch hour doing this and I've gotta go back to work now, this is everything that was posted when I started drafting this message, but I'll come back later and check for more, thank you guys for posting!

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OH!! I FORGOT!
>>61294093
this is the best of the jumpscare submissions, because it actually does show off your banter/personality a bit. I wouldn't put it as a 10/10 shill clip or anything but it's certainly functional, and I've edited it down a bit to best highlight it: https://files.catbox.moe/60kraz.mp4

thanks for the submission!

>> No.61299486

>>61299373
Love you bro. Thanks for stopping by.

>> No.61299646

>>61299373
ogey. thanks

>> No.61299791

>>61299373
Hmmm, yeah I need more clips that show off my personality. I have non-jumpscare ones but I don't know if they're actually good or not.

>> No.61299811

>>61298939
Nobody knows how much I WANT to defile this fucking potat, plap it until it becomes mashed potat and it becomes a good quality chuuba, how much I want to mix with that mashes potats my seed and how much I rejoice in the idea of making him scream and moan by my mere use of breeding force

>> No.61299816
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>> No.61299866

>>61299816
This is going up next OP thanks !

>> No.61299873

>>61299816
gClef my beloved <3

>> No.61299874

>>61299373
i was asleep during the initial post, but if you are accepting more...

https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstruseSparklyFennelBudStar-hxiTn7SE_mWph1GM

thanks for doing this kind of thing, really nice of you to give actual feedback to everyone, brightens up the thread

>> No.61299940

>>61299816
Sex pest

>> No.61299979

>>61299940
sex pest THIS

*whips out dick*

>> No.61300010

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessBlushingPigPastaThat-A8Y6oyUy7OGecw7R
i still remember this moment lol
im just realizing i've been neglecting in the clips department... i'll arrange a day to just creating clips.

>> No.61300045

>>61299373
Literally same thoughts as >>61299874 and >>61300010
https://clips.twitch.tv/SpikyTardyAppleOSsloth-VidT3mAqEDVQZjys

>> No.61300076

>>61299987
>>61299987
>>61299987
>>61299987
NEUE BROT

>> No.61300128
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Don't forget that 30 year old Elliot is dating an 18 year old Xia

>> No.61300158

>>61300128
what's wrong with that?

>> No.61300160

>>61300076
Early thread so you could shill yourself, sex pest

>> No.61300182

clips are a weird thing to think about because like, there's the "sell yourself to an unaware audience" clip and the "quick highlight of something that'll only be funny to you and whoever was already at that stream" clip
it's kinda like the difference between an artist's pieces in a museum and the weird unfinished shit they keep in their archives
now obviously there's something to be said for learning which is which and if it's a situation like this where someone's asking you to put your best foot forward you'll want to give the former but still

>> No.61300257

>>61300128
Nice.

>> No.61300274

>>61300182
You are thinking too hard about it

>> No.61300331

>>61299373
>Hell, for Daiya, he had a moment like a week ago where his chat made him keep pulling up embarrassing art on stream and that was hilarious and by far a better shill on personality and humor than these
Oh this?
https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleExcitedSagePeteZarollTie-1PlsfhvaxS9ToWvO
https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousIntelligentSardineDAESuppy-IpnGvpgItzs1G5x7
https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableTangibleDuckBuddhaBar-anSpPcvDgNPeh0dz

I grew up watching Pewds maybe thats why I find jumpscares funny :L lol

>> No.61300382

>>61300160
I don't know who that dude is, but if people like the guessing /asp/ie game instead of shitting the aspie/neutrality of the op image, that might be great.

>> No.61300423
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>>61300331
>I grew up watching Pewds

>> No.61300718

>>61300423
Pewdiepie has been around for over 10 years

>> No.61300802

>>61300382
Neutral threads only

>> No.61301755

>>61299373
Ooooooh, yeah that makes sense. I would have a couple of clips that demonstrate my personality a lot more, now that I know what kind of clips you were looking for exactly exactly. Choosing/Picking one of them does feel a bit awkward tho because Humor is always such a subjective thing and I'm not confident enough those scenes are actually as good as they seem.

I was going to post a couple other ones but twitchs shitting the bed atm and I can't actually play clips anymore. Nice. If you don't mind waiting or make a second post like this in the new bread I'd love to post a couple of the clips that seems more what you asked for.

Also obviously thanks buddy :p

>> No.61303408

>>61293744
https://clips.twitch.tv/LongExcitedCrabM4xHeh-hQyVU6Z4YWFDdGbN

I wasn't hard to decide since there's only two clips total

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