/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES OF THE DARK WINTER OF THE TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE OF THE NEW NORMAL CAPTCHA....
>AS CITIZENS OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL TYPE THE NEW CAPTCHA
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REPRODUCE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
>YOU WILL SUPPORT OPEN BORDERS
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS OR PETER PAN
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE AND FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW AND STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS AND TERRORISTS WHO BELIEVE IN PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ, HEAR AND SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

[Anonymous No.]

joke's on you I'll just kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

remember when captcha was supposed to be temporary kek

zoomers don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>6127057
can I milk the cockroach lady myself?

[Anonymous No.]

"no."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6127057
What is this? Who let the Schizo out of the Asylum?

[Anonymous No.]

That's some pretty good satire of the left OP. Did you write it yourself or just paste it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6127057
Is this supposed to be a joke? I skimmed through it and every line I saw was already real