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I tried to sleep, but without success. Who can sleep with such inexpressibleness?

Previous Page: >>61331359

>> No.61339449
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61339449

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yllDxR_n80

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwr4hKThJ4
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeoV0zZUOaU

Time To Fertilize【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xS04zxRMS0&t=8652s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Advent Horror Voice Drama: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
Advent Halloween T-Shirt/Hoodie: https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>> No.61339490
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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>> No.61339498

>>61339432
Can I say something mean about this drawing?

>> No.61339501
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61339501

SHIORI A CUTE

>> No.61339505

I am going to Shiori

>> No.61339526
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I love Bookmark Short Novel and the other 4 Bookmark Short Novel-like girls on the planet!

>> No.61339544

Is catbox playing up for anyone else? I can't upload.

>> No.61339557
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61339557

Novella, my beloved Novella!

>> No.61339574
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61339574

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, miluji tě!

>> No.61339594

>>61339544
>most capable jakartan

>> No.61339609

>>61339526
She wants me to find four other women like her and let me project herself into them. She's very evil.

>> No.61339612

How do I fix my sleep schedule?

>> No.61339614
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SHIORI CUTE

>> No.61339641

>>61339544
Works on my machine.

>> No.61339643

>>61339498
is kinda mid?

>> No.61339650

>>61339574
buttsposter...

>> No.61339655
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61339655

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>> No.61339672

>>61339498
Jesus christ I realized the fucking thing looks like that momo bird monster >>61339432

>> No.61339675

>>61339643
The depth of the drawing is screwed up. She got yaoi hands.

>> No.61339685

>>61339544
works for me

>> No.61339711

Remember Novelites. Reps include Social Reps.

>> No.61339721
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61339721

https://files.catbox.moe/bo5szj.webm
https://streamable.com/bek55y

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https://youtu.be/CuqEpjcBfaU

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>> No.61339753

I really wanted her to use the ouija board. I'm heartbroken.

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>>61339729

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>>61339672

>> No.61339762
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>>61339721
https://files.catbox.moe/y9ii12.webm
https://streamable.com/ts3n4n

>> No.61339809
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61339809

>>61339762
https://files.catbox.moe/q06nxt.webm
https://streamable.com/efx5o7

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>>61339650
the name gave me a hearty laugh, thanks anon

i don't know why i haven't used butts as the filename but from here on out I will

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>>61339729
I uh... huh

>> No.61339853
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61339853

SHIORI CUTE

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>>61339809
https://files.catbox.moe/a5p1kj.webm
https://streamable.com/ticzln

>> No.61339870
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61339870

Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal: http://poal.me/1o7eqr

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (112min@250wpm)

If you want to read or listen to this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007
>https://librivox.org/carmilla-by-sheridan-lefanu/

If you are a cute, lovely, and most adorable wikireader:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

>> No.61339871

Back to the scheduled ritual posting and pretending like nothing happened. You are the worst.

>> No.61339890

>>61339729
shiori nyaavella

>> No.61339891

>>61339721
AAAAAAA MY EARS

>> No.61339904
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>>61339858
https://files.catbox.moe/ghttyy.webm
https://streamable.com/3ypi51

>> No.61339929

and again...

>> No.61339951
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>>61339904
https://files.catbox.moe/2cqle4.webm
https://streamable.com/87wgo6

>> No.61339959

I keep screaming but god doesn't hear me

>> No.61339994

>>61339951
lmao

>> No.61340016
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61340016

I still think that the worst thing to come out of this stream is finding out that Yana is a commie. It's never been more over than this.

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>>61339951

>> No.61340019

>Shiori at the Cover Office
>Shiori with Parents
>IRL Shiori
=====
>Collab Shiori
>Gaming Shiori
>Gamedev/Fanfic Shiori
>Zatsu Shiori
>Art/Music Shiori
=====
>Shiori with her AI
>Shiori with her cats
>Sad Shiori

you must reach the deepest Shiori to save her

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>>61339951
And that's all I've got but I've remembered a thing from Charles so if any requests it'll be a moment while I grab that and then put these in the archive.

https://files.catbox.moe/b8enq9.webm
https://streamable.com/82f6qd

>> No.61340112

>>61339853
Proofs?

>> No.61340117

>>61340016
She's like 18, female and teminally online, of course she's a commie

>> No.61340123

>>61339871
stfu and kys

>> No.61340136

>>61340016
1. How the fuck did you get her being a commie out of thinking dogecoin's a bad investment
2. Did you not realize she's a lefty when she was talking about how nice it is that they include pronoun options in harvest moon?

>> No.61340206

>>61340136
She's not a lefty, she's just being pc to be safe

>> No.61340264

>>61340123
You hurt me first, so don't go blaming me for it later

>> No.61340412

>>61340264
You'll do nothing.

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I can tell when I'm not welcome to even my own thoughts and delusions. When the month ends I'm leaving.

>> No.61340432

I had to miss the stream because of family shit. How unhinged was Shiorin today?

>> No.61340435

>>61340136
She literally called Protestors faggots this stream, what are you talking about?

>> No.61340493

>>61340432
You can guess by how many shiggers are melting down

>> No.61340495

>>61340090
thanks sound post anon

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>> No.61340517

>>61340432
tangets were fun and unmedicated, fun stream

>> No.61340529

How do (You) deal with the intrusive thoughts?

>> No.61340545

>>61340432
She wants Novelites to date each other. GFE is dead.

>> No.61340550

>>61340432
It's over. It was good while it lasted.

>> No.61340586

Jakartans finished their lunch break it seems.

>> No.61340597

>>61340529
I pick up and put down heavy things repeatedly

>> No.61340601

>>61340432
Parasocial freaks put in their place once and for all. She's not your friend, she's not your lover.

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>>61340429
The member stream better make up for it, but I get you.

>> No.61340616

>>61340529
I spam Shiori pictures.

>> No.61340658
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>>61340090
https://files.catbox.moe/8fznkg.webm
https://streamable.com/fleq9d

>> No.61340670
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>>61340529
I don't think

>> No.61340681

>>61340432
she hates pumping gasoline and she wants (YOU) to play mmos to hook up with biologically female women.

>> No.61340702
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>>61340658
Said this right after, thought it'd be nice to have.
https://files.catbox.moe/pg5o9c.webm
https://streamable.com/ksgs9r

>> No.61340856

I wish she'd stop.

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Are Novelites melting? I only skimmed I'm too lazy to go through the whole night's posts

>> No.61341033

>>61340968
no we got raided lol, look at the IPs

>> No.61341042

>>61340968
I wish I had more time before the inevitable end. I haven't changed myself as much as I wish I could have.

>> No.61341050

>>61340968
>Are Novelites melting?
just the jakartans and that one schizo that got banned by henmama

>> No.61341082

>>61340968
"""""novelites"""""

>> No.61341095

>>61340529
I say them out loud just like Shiori

>> No.61341098
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>>61340968
I'm chilling

>> No.61341127

>>61340435
A lot of lefties think protestors are annoying because most apes don't know how to protest without ruining shit which is exactly what she was talking about.

>> No.61341226

Interesting. Do you think that will solve all of the problems, Shiori?

>> No.61341238 [DELETED] 
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>No it's just the raider and that one guy, it's always them, there's no novelite melting down
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

>> No.61341262

I missed most of the stream due to some personal stuff, what happened? Why the meltdown?

>> No.61341287
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61341287

For genderbend day (22), is writing a short script about what Rori would do be good enough for a story?
Gimmie your opinions shiggers.

>> No.61341299

I want Shiori to force feminize me

>> No.61341304

>>61341238
I love being excluded from a place that claimed to care about me. But that's just how anonymous bonds work.

>> No.61341306

>>61339075
It's a webm retard

>> No.61341319
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>Doesn't understand what's the meltdown is about.

>> No.61341320

>>61341287 (me)
in terms of having a stream. For example being the complete opposite of Shiori, tonnes of dead air, seethes a lot at others, incredibly toxic, number chaser, etc.

>> No.61341328

>>61340432
She changes the gas in her car

>> No.61341332
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61341332

>>61341299

>> No.61341333

>>61341262
She was talking about how to grooming girls in MMOs and discord and doomposter came back after 2 days of silence

>> No.61341350

>>61341320
Auditioned and was accepted into NijiEN

>> No.61341370

>>61341350
I know absolutely nothing about nijiEN so I wouldn't be able to write that at all.

>> No.61341374

>>61341350
RAUCOUS RETARDINO

>> No.61341387

>>61341299
man it sucks that the "will you put the dress" was in a member stream, it would have been a good soundpost

>> No.61341394
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>>61340968
I may seemeth as though I always doth melt, but it is verily quite comfortable here.

>> No.61341413

>>61341238
Something, something Scottish people. I love it when they start wondering why everybody left and why is the thread dead.

>> No.61341431

>>61341238
Just let her go man, I'll do the same if the member stream is going to be more of this

>> No.61341435
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>>61341387
Cope with this.

>> No.61341460

I remember the good old days of bros being over the moon when they get an I love you from Shiori, but now I guess they're just too schizo to save themselves
Maybe some of you really should go through with it

>> No.61341471
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61341471

A friendly reminder to Novelites that wanting someone to be happy is actually love in its truest form. The doomposters are a sad, pitiable lot who will never understand.

>> No.61341472

>>61341320
Bizarro vt style or only Rori being the gender bent one
Also I don’t think gender bent have to make the character opposite in every way

>> No.61341483

>>61341287
Rori and iroihs

>> No.61341486
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61341486

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>> No.61341491
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>>61341238
>>61341431
I don't get it just what kind of sand is being stuck in your vagina to get you this this irritated.

>> No.61341492

>>61341472
Yeah I was thinking bizarro vt style.
And while true, it would make it a bit interesting to write from the perspective of somebody else.

>> No.61341539

>>61341238
>stickers
You attention whores just can't help yourself, can you?

>> No.61341556

>>61341238
You sound like Gabe but more pathetic as at least he had a reason to schizo out. Your chimp out is based purely off shit you made up in your head. Genuinely hope you kill yourself

>> No.61341608 [DELETED] 

>>61341556
I just wanted to tell you to kill yourself for deflecting so much, stop moving the goalpost now

>> No.61341646

And not one comment on the vod raised this issue with her. She was right. Anonymity. You're scared of the consequences so you won't do it. Cowards.

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>>61341238
Please explain what tangents got you angry and irritated. Literally no one here in thread understand what you trying to express passive anon.

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>>61341608
What are the original goalposts?

>> No.61341674

>>61341492
Yeah in that case he’ll be saying kys every stream, sounds interesting
Would you include novelights or pure stream wise

>> No.61341678
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>>61341646
She said things that made me sad, but mostly because they just reminded me of my own flaws and failures which isn't her fault at all.

>> No.61341743

>>61341678
Work harder to make her proud
Don't be a sad cunt be a sick cunt

>> No.61341754

I'm not upset that she wants me to get a real gf, but her advice was fucking worthless and just reminded me of how hopeless things are for me. I can normally avoid thinking about it, but she kept dwelling on the subject for like 30 minutes.

>> No.61341781
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61341781

Licensed Love Doctor here.
I'd say she's either just joking or incredibly stupid to give an advice like that.
Don't go looking for relationships with the goal of "finding someone like her", bros. You'll be putting the poor XX chromosomium individual with the wrong expectations and what's only left with you is disappointment. You will always be projecting everything of Shiori Novella towards her as a result. That's an incredibly toxic thing to say coming from her.
A possible healthy way to approach this is literally just focus on yourself. Use Shiori~n as a driving force towards investing in yourself. But even with that, never forget to put all the credits towards your own self, as you are the one who has started this journey towards self-improvement. Women might come towards you as a byproduct of these efforts. At this point, it's your choice to revel on this or just be satisfied with cute Shiori~n motivation.
All of these advice are things I'd never apply to myself by the way. Cheers.

>> No.61341804

>>61341287
Yes

>> No.61341819

>>61341674
Oh, Novelights sounds like a good idea.
I was thinking just a pure stream not so much chat interaction (because Shiori's chat interaction is pretty good and I'd want his to be pretty bad). Basically a toxic fuck that tells his chat to kill themselves and thinks he's the greatest.
something like...
>"What's up? Clingy retards, Rori Novella here, ready to service you up the greatest time of your lives."
>"Today I'll be playing..wait what the fuck is this? Smash bros? Christ who plays this garbage of a 'fighter' game anyway?"
>Playing game against online players
>"Eat shit faggot, you think you can keep up with the prince? Maybe after prostrating for me."

>> No.61341820

>>61340529
open up kiriko SFM and jerkk it off

>> No.61341827

>>61341781
> Licensed Love Doctor here.
May I see your certification

>> No.61341839

Here is the real way how to get women. Lie. Both to her and to yourself.

>> No.61341841

Mori just said Raiden is "Shiori's type"

>> No.61341848

No Shiori. I don't think I will. You're my wife. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>> No.61341860

>>61341781
While your here Mr. Love Doctor. How do I "rizz" up women on ff14? College so far is a bust

>> No.61341869
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61341869

Keep deflecting

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>deleted

>> No.61341885

>>61341860
Lie.

>> No.61341918

>>61341860
Learn mahjong
Remember that anything that is not a lalafel is probably actually a dood
If a male au'ra talks to you, leave, because that is a male discord groomer

>> No.61341927
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>>61341781
>Women might come towards you as a byproduct of these efforts
Historically, they haven't.

>> No.61341936

Not surprised she's been more paranoid lately in retrospect, considering what's available on that place as of now.

>> No.61341954

>>61341869
Anon, I'm really not in the mood. It's not like your previous post is gone from the archive. Do you really want your account to be linked to the thread schizo?

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>>61341841
>>61341863

>> No.61341977

That ff14 talk isn't just shown how much the lack of confidence Shiori is?

>> No.61341989 [DELETED] 

>>61341646
>Anonymity
Can't even voice my opinion here because janny is pro-censorship lmao. What make you think it's a good idea to comment on her channel? We know she reads this place already

>> No.61342012
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>>61341841
Shiori will never play MGS

>> No.61342045

>>61341954
I invite you to. If this keeps up, I'm not going to be here anyways.

>> No.61342055

>goth gf

>> No.61342072

>>61341936
>vagueposting

>> No.61342131

>>61342012
Shiori will never play Revengeance and laugh at the Jack line..

>> No.61342139
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I still don't get what you guys doompost about even though I watched the whole stream.

>> No.61342161

>>61342139
You're not mentally ill or parasocial so you wouldn't understand.

>> No.61342165

>>61342139
Honestly, same, and that's why I don't participate in it aside from voicing my confusion.

>> No.61342182

>>61342139
Because you're sane.

>> No.61342191

>>61342161
I am parasocial and clinically mentally ill and I don't get it either.

>> No.61342219

>>61342139
The people who want Shiori to be their friend, girlfriend or wife are having a melty because she continues to reject them.

>> No.61342232

>>61342161
I suffers from hyperthyroidism and seriously I don't get it.

>> No.61342243
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>>61341819
Post with this pic

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>>61342219
I want Shiori to be my friend and I'm still confused.

>> No.61342267

>>61341860
become a whore and spread your legs in the middle of spawn point

>> No.61342272

>>61342131
>Revengeance
does hololive have the perms for it?

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nini novelites

>> No.61342280

>>61342243
Will do.

>> No.61342292 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQictdIl1xk

>> No.61342309

>>61342219
Sound like Shiori suffers from a serious lack of confidence in herself.
I blame her parents and Eliene

>> No.61342325

>>61342272
Soon!
Probably, anyway
There's perms for 1-3 right now
Revengeance may have some weird copyright stuff that prevents it, but we dunno yet

>> No.61342345

>>61342292
>34 views
uh...

>> No.61342357

>>61342309
The way she talks about her friends is very disheartening. As if she needs them to be there for her more than they are, and if they aren't they disappoint her and she distances herself from them.

>> No.61342366

>>61342292
Do your fucking job, retarded janny.

>> No.61342398

>>61342272
Probably
for now they only have metal gear master collection

>> No.61342429

Shiori would enjoy the metal gear story but will never play it because she is always going to make fun of how silly it looks(and is)

>> No.61342444

>>61342325
Well... Konami will be Konami about perms. they ask for a lot of back and forth every single time for whatever reason and sometimes perms are specific to a single branch or person

>> No.61342446

>>61342429
She'll just read shit on the wiki and claim she knows every aspect of it.

>> No.61342447

>>61342357
It sounds, normal?
Unless you can't keep up with talking to people every now and then, even 3 - 6 months.

>> No.61342538

>>61342429
She was a let's play addict she probably saw somebody like chipcheezum play the first one 10 years ago

>> No.61342570

Violently hitting Shiori because she was being too affectionate with the internet strangers tonight!

>> No.61342571

I should stop doomposting before watching the stream...

>> No.61342641

>>61342446
But she would also mention that she read it on the wiki, which is how you know she would read the wiki

>> No.61342652

She went full damage control on the hearts again.

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>> No.61342722

Shiori needs correction

>> No.61342788

I just want some hope for literally anything.

>> No.61342804

>>61342788
You clearly want to complain.

>> No.61342845

>>61342788
You've got an oshi who will support you. Of course she won't be your close companion, but she'll root for you to do your best. How is that not encouraging?

>> No.61342867

>>61342219
Not even rejecting, she says "she could be whatever you want"... They are having a melty because they think she has to adress them and their issues in particular for who knows what schizoid reasons.

I'm also confused about how someone could be like this, but if it is what it takes for them to fuck off, i suggest we keep encouraging the "not your GF" discourse.

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>>61342788
Nuzzle nuzzle

>> No.61342909

>>61342788

God is good

>> No.61342941

>>61342867
All aboard the little sister route

>> No.61342956

>>61342867
She's no longer anything you want. She's not your friend, not your girlfriend or wife. You need to find other people to do that for you. She's given up.

>> No.61342989

>>61342867
Nah I still enjoy the gfe shit. The people having a melty are either raiders or legit schizos cause idk what they're even mad about. Doom posters are scraping the barrel for fuel

>> No.61343009

That was a funny tangent, although it's pretty obvious she never tried to fuck a girl. She probably wasn't being serious, but that has to be the worst advice on how to pick up girls. Fun stream and fun tangent from my wife.

>> No.61343018

>>61343009
Shiori craves lesbian sex.

>> No.61343042

>>61343018
only if god is the lesbian

>> No.61343069

Shiori hurt me today by mentioning SBFP again.

>> No.61343075

>>61343018
ok Rissa

>> No.61343084

>tgive your fans a lighthearted guide on how to meet women like you when most of your active fans are vocal tfw no gf posters
>they decide to interpret it as you pushing them away while ignoring the affection you gave them in the very same night
At this point if she does distance herself its the fault of you retards. Do you not realize how much more in tune she is with her fans needs than shit like Gura Ame or Kronii?

>> No.61343108

>>61343069
Years later after Pat's explanation about having two divorced dads and two titties to suck on with regards to Matt and himself, I just ended up watching Woolie.

>> No.61343109

>>61343084
>At this point if she does distance herself its the fault of you retards.
Classic gaslighting.
"Anything good is because of me, anything bad is always because of others."

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Goodnight bros

>> No.61343119

>>61343009
Anons everywhere are failing to read between the lines. It's because 90% of the people she knows she met through mmos. Her logic is that she's the kind of girl who plays mmos.

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Self hatred induced existential crisis aside, that was a fun stream. Goodnight Novelites.

>> No.61343125

>>61343115
Goodnight my shigger

>> No.61343133

>>61343115
Goodnight sleep well.

>> No.61343143

>>61343115
Goodnight.

>> No.61343151

>>61342652
I hate this cycle so much

>> No.61343155

>>61343122
rest well

>> No.61343158

I wont say anything. You can't make me. You think your are so funny trying to tempt me into a fight I cant win. You just want to hurt me!

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>>61343115
>>61343122
nini I should probably sleep too

>> No.61343166

>>61343122
Goodnight, peaceful dreams to you.

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>>61343158
I don't even know who you are.

>> No.61343193

>>61343171
Cute

>> No.61343202

>>61343171
Spooky..

>> No.61343209

>>61343163
No, this orca dead.
Goodnight Smellylite

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Going to bed
Bad night, Novelites.

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>>61343122
Cute night~

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>>61343171

>> No.61343275

>>61343212
BAU BAUD NIGHT

>> No.61343292

Slow thread.
Comfy thread.

>> No.61343312

>>61343292
>slow
?????

>> No.61343313

IM GONNA FUCKIN SCHIZO

>> No.61343347
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>>61343313
I'm gonan yab

>> No.61343368

Konschizo konschizo konschizo.
Hololive English Advent The Shiori Novella Anonymous schizo desuuu

>> No.61343382

Everyone's sleeping... They will wake up with white sticky substance spread on their face... They won't even know how it happened...

>> No.61343409
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>>61343347
Shiori should collab with Kanata

>> No.61343440

You guys forgot that Shiori wouldn't like Raiden because he has a wife and kid.

>> No.61343443
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>>61343368
Unshcizo your peko

>> No.61343474

>>61343368
Schizori~n!
Schizo Anon at your service!

>> No.61343476

>>61343440
You can't trick me, Rose isn't real.

>> No.61343510

Rratman, come to me.
Shiori got haunted after playing Mortuary Assistant.
That's why she had the reading, that's why she's been different.

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>>61343510
>demon appears
>"fuck off, I'm making thumbnails"

>> No.61343551

>>61343510
Then why bother doing damage control with kisses and hearts?

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>>61343548
>demon appears
https://files.catbox.moe/q68xqc.webm
https://streamable.com/t3ab75

>> No.61343618

>>61343510
>Shiori get haunted after mortuary stream(by me)
>gave her wet dreams to make her horny
>poor sleeping quality from the dreams to make her unhinged
>spamming “Don’t bonk her” in henmama ‘s house with blood
>Kino stream
You’re welcome

>> No.61343657

I am Anonymous.

>> No.61343658

>>61343598
love this cute chuuni dork

>> No.61343665

>>61343618
Based. What's your name, demon? I'm not an exorcist, I swear.

>> No.61343674

Just a reminder that the reason she's been more reserved about stuff isn't because of her feelings on fans but because those people have gotten and used too much of her info to safely share much more. The same people are also shitposting /here/ to try to make it seem like the reason is something else.

>> No.61343701

>>61343674
You should open your mutant school since you can read minds so easily.

>> No.61343718

>>61343701
Seems I've read yours, fuckwit

>> No.61343753

Poor Nutgobbler.

>> No.61343819

>>61343665
You shall call me Anonymous GigaCeadda
Why ask?

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>>61343674
>pretend to be my girlfriend or I'll drop your dox, here's a sneak peak btw
>is... is that an uncovered forearm? I'm gonna dox and coooooooom
>waaah, why does she persecute me so?
Honestly baffling behavior.

>> No.61343935
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I'm scared

>> No.61343951

>>61343918
I have never done anything of sorts

>> No.61343974

>>61343918
And now she is gonna take it out on all of her audience, even the innocent ones. She is a genius.

>> No.61344078

>>61343974
Yes dumbfuck it's the right thing to do when choosing between revealing your entire life and hurting some schizos feelings that can't even understand prioritizing safety and privacy

>> No.61344088

>>61343974
Innocent ones had a good time.

>> No.61344104

>>61344078
Not as if the people doing that are going to stop anyway, and they're literally cheering for her killing off GFE.

>> No.61344154

>>61343935
Wanna hold hands?

>> No.61344228 [DELETED] 

>They each replied knowing exactly what I was talking about
Wow what a surprise was there ever a doubt it was doxxfagging seaniggers?

>> No.61344277 [DELETED] 

Why are you acting like it's a gotcha moment when that page has basically became a Shiori discussion page? You are also outing yourself you know? Are you retarded by any chance

>> No.61344298
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Her game, the English VA of that Sonetto girl sometimes sounds like Shiori. Just sometimes though.

>> No.61344329

What are you on about now?

>> No.61344336

>>61344329
Shiorium. I won't share though.

>> No.61344347

>>61344228
Should have known there were sisters here when they started discussing homos unironically.

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This thread is f*t, and I would not have sex with it

>> No.61344440

>>61344422
Thanks Reankola... HAha...

>> No.61344462

>>61344422
qrd?

>> No.61344464
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>>61343935
Don’t be afraid, Anon

>> No.61344470

>>61343674
She's more reserved because she saw what happened to fauna. Who wouldn't?

>> No.61344507

/jp/ didn't send their brightest doxxniggers

>> No.61344508
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Every day I wish I wasn't /here/ forever.

>> No.61344632

Great, more boogeyman to deflect to

>> No.61344679

Waiting for piano stream.

>> No.61344732

>>61344632
You forgot to mention honest criticism.

>> No.61344779

if Shiori doesn't do GFE then I can't fantasize about cucking her with other holos and that's a problem

>> No.61344800

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master. He can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.

>> No.61344827

>>61344800
Pepper is Shiori's master.

>> No.61344847

>>61344800
Shut the fuck up, green thing form Star Wars.

>> No.61344871

>>61344800
Towa makes me irrationally upset.

>> No.61344882

She needs to ban some of you. She's crazy, but you all are just malicious.

>> No.61344900

>>61344882
she already did send out some bans, and now they are peeing and crying itt

>> No.61344916

>>61344882
She needs to scream BANBAN outside her window at 2am.

>> No.61344969

>caught up on the posts
the prechat fags get what they deserve

>> No.61345010

>>61344679
Her new piano sounds nicer and clearer

>> No.61345022

>>61344969
>Prechat not mentioned once in the last two threads
???????????????

>> No.61345059
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61345059

I like Shiori. She's a sweetheart, and her enthusiasm is infectious. I hope she doesn't feel too pressured to have to share stories from her personal friends and family to entertain her chat. I know JP corpo is shit with its restrictions, but I'm curious about how the other girls handled this. What do they talk about with chat to pass the time?

>> No.61345071

>>61344969
go back

>> No.61345095

>>61345059
There's something wrong with this Shiori.

>> No.61345097

>>61345059
Other girls allow for dead air.

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are novelights fighting each other...

>> No.61345145

>>61345010
It does, she could pacify me before with the first one she had, but this one is soothing on another level.

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>>61345059
Shiori is afraid of dead air because she might end up breathing through her mouth again. I hope she'd understand that it's okay for her to look like that because it's cute.

>> No.61345155

>>61345127
Novelights are dead.
I killed them.

>> No.61345172

>>61345148
YOU AGAIN GET OUTTA HERE
MY WIFE IS NOT A MOUTH BREATHER

>> No.61345178

>>61345097
This

>> No.61345181
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>>61345127
I hope she digs into the idea of playing around with crafting lore on stream. She mentioned something about pitting Novelites against Noevlights, which is very amusing to me. I've seen at least a couple Holomems play around with AI generated stories before.

>> No.61345273

>>61345148
Well that make sense

>> No.61345427
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It's okay Shiori, you are allowed to have dead air and I'll still watch you regardless.

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S-Shiori?!

>> No.61345477

>>61345181
>>61345127
Kys.

>> No.61345508
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this one clipper is single-handedly ruining shiori's reputation

>> No.61345520

>>61345465
>balloon animal organs
oohh, I like that. I'll check out more the character designs.

>> No.61345541

>>61345508
The archive faggot here does the same shit. You have no right to complain

>> No.61345553

>>61345508
I've subscribed to Shiori clippers that I enjoy, and don't support the channels I don't enjoy. Be the change you want to see

>> No.61345581

imagine: it's friday afternoon, you and your friend shiori are hanging out at your place, she's reading a manga and you're playing gta5

>> No.61345591

>>61345581
>you and your friend shiori
Unrealistic

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>>61345581

>> No.61345631

>>61345581
>Shiori reading manga
Unrealistic.

>> No.61345676
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Did you eat anything nice recently?

>> No.61345693

You are with Shiori in her room. She hasn't showered, done her hair, or brushed her teeth. Her fingers are covered with potato chip grease, and she is robotically swiping up on her phone. Jesus her pussy is musty. She hasn't shaven in months.

>> No.61345703

>>61345581
I'm not playing gta I'm playing Gravity Circuit

>> No.61345712

What if she postpone the member stream

>> No.61345714

>>61345181
She wants to add lore her in her prompts and believes she's not human

>> No.61345727

>>61345693
I bring it up to her in the kindest way possible because a passive friend is a bad friend and hopefully she changes her lifestyle for the better

>> No.61345758

>>61345712
For what reason?

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>>61345676
I enjoy baking chicken thighs. Juicy dark meat.

>> No.61345939

>>61345758
no reason

>> No.61345961

>>61345939
What a weird hypothetical.

>> No.61345968

>>61345939
She's actually cancelling all her streams. This was the last one. Did you enjoy it?

>> No.61345988

imagine: shiori laughing way too hard over some memes, you look over, she shows you and it's gassy mr incredibles

>> No.61345993

Reminder. Zatsu on Saturday, no one on one time tomorrow.

>> No.61346005

>>61345993
Please watch streams.

>> No.61346011
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Why is she talking about the opposite of ketchup gas?

>> No.61346049

Is Shiori Novela the new Drip Queen? Or is she just getting rizzed up by Nerissa?

>> No.61346158

>>61346011
She tried to make crystals to clean up the mess she made while schlicking

>> No.61346226

>>61346011
pepper shat on the carpet again

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>> No.61346463

>>61346423
Kill yourself.

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>> No.61346768

why flood the thread to bump limit?

>> No.61346792
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>go to bed
>wake up
>shiggers already hit the bump limit
I worry about some of you.

>> No.61346819

>>61346792
why did you wake up

>> No.61346845

>>61346768
Shiggers are the cutest when they're autistic.

>> No.61346873
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Gomen writefags, I'm too lazy to write the whole thing but here's a little funny one I just randomly thought out of at work

>You and Shiori sneak to her house, ask her why she wants to sneak into her own home, she says"Mama don't let the boys in."
>There's a ladder near the window to her room, both of you use it to climb into inside.
>You're astonished, her room looks cuter than her appearance would suggest, she shows you around, especially her HUGE Sherlock books collection.
>Both of you hear Mama Shiori calling Shiori through her door, you hide beneath her bed.
>Mama Shiori comes in and ask her where did she go and why didn't she come in from the front, and most importantly why Shiori was talking to herself.
>Shiori rolls a 1 in Deception, her lie fails. Mama Shiori smells something fishy, checks the whole room. Sees the ladder by the window and kicks it down. Your escape route gone.
>Mama Shiori finds you, drag you out from under the bed as you lay on your back.
>Mama Shiori yells and screams for Papa Shiori, "What were you going to do to my little Shiori, you dirty Shiori liker.". Shiori holds her mother back trying to stop her while you still lay back on the floor.
>Papa Shiori comes in with a shotgun, points it at you as you whimper like a dog. Shouts at you "Give me one reason not to put one buckshot in you right now?"
>You, being a /k/ommando, recognizes what shotgun Papa Shiori was wielding. "Is that a...(insert paragraph of the shotgun details)?". Mama Shiori yells at him to put one through your knees, Shiori shouts no.
>Papa Shiori holds up shotgun to shoulder, "I like this kid. Come on, tell me more about what sort of pew pew you like. I'll show you my collection. No touching though." Papa Shiori lends a hand to pick you up like a bro.
>Mama Shiori and Shiori dumbfounded at what just happened.
>From then onwards, you would visit Shiori's house every weekend. Not for Shiori tho, but for Papa Shiori.

>> No.61346895

Shiori must be disgusted with me

>> No.61346902
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>>61346819
I sadly have to go to work.

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I'm sad that it's taken some incredibly eye-opening things for Shiori to attempt to set boundaries, she's giving advice on getting a gf immediately after idiot doxxers and doomposters have been parasocial morons. Everyone here who knew she should have set more boundaries from the beginning meant it well. She lurks prechat less because she's understandably scared. I really feel for her but at least she's quickly acting on it.

>> No.61346947
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I can read minds too.

>> No.61346982

>>61346923
slit your throat

>> No.61347017

>>61346873
kek

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Story for outfit swap is done but I'll wait till next page since this one hit bump limit already.

>> No.61347074

Shiori Novella

>> No.61347109

>>61346947
what am i thinking

>> No.61347170

>some indog hag asked me if I could come to her house and show her how to make Risotto.
I swear to God if she uses my autistic love for the risotto to extort sex from me...
Never trust 3DPDs, bros. Stay vigilant.

>> No.61347208

>>61347170
Shiori would want you to go

>> No.61347242
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>>61346873
Ok I have a good laugh from this, nicely done
The question is what kind of gun will Papa Shiori use in this scenario

>> No.61347271

>>61347208
My mental well-being is more important to me than Shiori's desires.

>> No.61347309

>>61347271
Shiori will want you to go, but if she isn’t interested in Risotto
Shiori will also want you to leave her and fight for Risotto

>> No.61347320

>>61347271
You are in contact with indod hags, what mental weel-being?

>> No.61347457

>>61347309
Thanks for the tip anon. Wine is only for the risotto, not for us. God, I love risotto.

>> No.61347558

I fight for lasagna

>> No.61347608

I'm gonna shit

>> No.61347665

Intoxicating the city pipelines

>> No.61347724

i would like to give shiori a peck on the cheek

>> No.61347738

>>61346423
I think nobility should have borderline rapey sex with their maids every day!

>> No.61347798

Three weeks until page 420 LMAO

>> No.61347887

It will be the end of everything

>> No.61347994

>>61347887
Really? I think it would be funny. I might change the previous page to WEED LMAO.

>> No.61348053

>>61347457
Based Risotto anon

>> No.61348221

>>61339501
She hates bugs now...

>> No.61348256

>>61348221
Nah she still likes bugs, it's just spooky month

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>> No.61348366

She's just not for me.

>> No.61348497

Will be baking.

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>>61348497

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