/vag/ Vtuber Apartment General

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/vag/ Vtuber Apartment General Anonymous Sun Oct 29 18:59:01 2023 No.61518398 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to the Vtuber Apartment Complex

Peering out of your apartment's window, you can see two infinites. Upwards, some light from a forgotten sky can just about reach your eyeballs. Downwards, a bottomless pit echoes unknown noises, mundane and strange. In between, countless floors with all manner of odd inhabitants and happenings. Those trapped are bound to be /here/ forever. これが世界だ
Lamys roam the floors trying to find the next prey to /become/, architects forcefeed the thin, Ichimin party hard while SSRB try to enforce what little order they can uphold.

Come and join in this strange tale of /vt/ and add your own chapter to its pages.

>>>/vt//log/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:00:52 2023 No.61518500 Im going to shoot up the Sapling room!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:01:48 2023 No.61518534 >>61518500 As if saplings need any help in killing themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:02:14 2023 No.61518556 File: 76 KB, 480x480, 1672110908282519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61518500 w-wtf, right out the gate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:06:32 2023 No.61518769 Just saw another Sapling getting brutally face fucked by Chumbud while some Deadbeats watched in bewilderment. We really need to find a safe space for the Saplings. They get bullied far too easily.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:06:41 2023 No.61518777 File: 1.67 MB, 228x498, auntie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61518556 quick sapling, escape the room and come to me, i will make sure you are safe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:08:06 2023 No.61518838 >>61518769 Should also mention this all took place in the community jacuzzi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:16:03 2023 No.61519211 >>61518769 >Chumbud You're bullshitting, those fuckers are pretty much extinct. Haven't seen a single one of them in months. Who was really facefucking that Sapling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:19:38 2023 No.61519382 >>61519211 >he doesn't know remember that all toilets on Floor 29 were clogged up? turns out it was because the chumbuds were fighting among themselves in the pipes there and got stuck, blocking the pipe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:20:26 2023 No.61519420 >>61519382 I'm afraid to ask how that problem was solved

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:36:04 2023 No.61520134 >>61519211 Somehow, chumbuds returned to the tower yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:55:09 2023 No.61520993 The Saplings are having fun cosplaying as the “Tunnel Snakes” again. Think we should teach ‘em a lesson on who truly rules their tunnels…hehehe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 20:22:14 2023 No.61522285 >>61520134 Honestly they should have left them there in the piping. God knows with how often their oshi streams they'd be joining Saplings in their regular roof jumping sessions soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 21:32:56 2023 No.61525599 >>61518769 >safe space for the Saplings Great idea! Get all of these defensless and useless fucks in one place and see how it all goes to shit the second a Lamy or two sneak in and start a fucking epidemic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 21:38:23 2023 No.61525828 File: 70 KB, 510x488, 1664555675411777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61525599 >epidemic thats such an evil word, we woudl never do something bad, we try to help our sisters wherever we can and offer them free drinks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 22:13:07 2023 No.61527474 stop throwing corpses down the middle, they keep getting stuck on the railings

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 22:20:11 2023 No.61527827 >>61527474 >throwing >corpses Anon, nobody throws them and they usually are still alive when they start falling

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 22:58:32 2023 No.61529920 >>61527827 what are you talkign about? they are clearly dead when i push them off again

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:11:06 2023 No.61530606 Has anyone seen anything resembling a ReGloss fanbase coming in at any point? There's usually a lot of commotion when a new Hololive gen debuts, but it doesn't feel like anything happened at all. Were they placed in a faraway block or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:24:30 2023 No.61531362 >>61525828 I've seen people who have been turned, they are nothing like their former selves. You blue dickheads should be shot on sight, too bad the security of this hellhole is already spread thin as is

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:32:21 2023 No.61531703 File: 435 KB, 853x1000, 1668965110961477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61531362 don't worry sister, those feelings will soon subside, just look how far you already have /become/

Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:54:51 2023 No.61532839

All this talk about idiots jumping off the roof, but how do they even get there in the first place? I've tried going up from the 23rd floor and 5 days and 17 floors later I was still nowhere near. Had to turn around after running out of rations. How in the fuck do I get to the roof?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:55:53 2023 No.61532877 >>61532839 >he doesn't know about the elevator

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:01:34 2023 No.61533185 >>61532877 THERE IS NO FUCKING ELEVATOR, I WOULDN'T BE CLIMBING 17 FLOORS ON FOOT IF THERE WAS ONE IN THE VICINITY, FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:16:32 2023 No.61534312 >>61533185 >he lacks information

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:22:01 2023 No.61534686 Do the assholes on 17th floor ever turn their shitty music off? I'm starting to understand why so many start contemplating suicide or just giving themselves up to lamys

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:24:11 2023 No.61534836 File: 153 KB, 1577x986, 1688800206579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61518398 ...what does this have to do with /log/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:27:58 2023 No.61535117 >>61534836 /log/ma balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:27:59 2023 No.61535119 >>61534836 a part of /log/, as its predecessor /vtwbg/, was about worldbuilding centered around /vt/, what we do here is a more freeform way of exactly that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:31:24 2023 No.61535424 Are there chuubas living in the apartment complex, or just posters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:34:48 2023 No.61535679 I'm a sucker for weird shit like this. Is there any established lore (who lives on each floor, who does what and so on) for this or is it just the stuff in OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:41:18 2023 No.61536253 >>61535424 Some 2views are definitely here, but if anyone claims to be a big shot chuuba and invites you to meet them, it's a larper in the best case and a lamy trap in the worst. Never go to places you're not familiar with without some company.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:45:00 2023 No.61536628

>>61535679
nothing really is set in stone, in this place where things don't seem normal, everything is right and also false, the stuff in the OP is stuff that just are common things that came up in past, similar projects and are meant to help guide new people a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:45:52 2023 No.61536729 >>61534312 Instead of being unhelpful how about you take that totally real elevator to the roof and jump off it yourself? Asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:49:05 2023 No.61537088 >>61536729 DON'T. ENCORUAGE. THEM. can have ONE day without corpses on my railings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:51:41 2023 No.61537353 >>61537088 Why don't you move deeper into the building if corpses stuck in railings bother you so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:52:31 2023 No.61537425 >>61537353 ...don't have the rent for those...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:55:56 2023 No.61537755 File: 84 KB, 300x169, 300px-Lamy_Disgust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61536729 Nah the elevator is real just follow me through L block and I'll show you where it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:57:01 2023 No.61537842 >>61537425 I think you're being scammed by someone, I haven't paid rent even once since I got here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:58:10 2023 No.61537942 Y'all here the shots between the nijifags and the phasefags? I wouldn't go near C block if I were you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:00:51 2023 No.61538203 File: 225 KB, 900x900, ssrb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61537842 the SSRB would like to know your location

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:03:58 2023 No.61538487
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>get a knock on the door
>look through peep hole
>nobody there
>go back to jerking it
>more fucking knocking
>turn off my copy of Cunnylingus 3: Good Girls Don't Stream and grab a kitchen knife
>open door, knife in hand since I've had more than one bad run in with phase niggers.
>my eyes are still adjusting to the raw sunlight after a full month indoors, I only see the gleam of steel as a 4 foot tall midget in hot pink armor thrusts a greatsword at me.
>it glides across my erect cock and penetrates my groin, instantly circumcising me. As I fall to the ground in pain he plucks my ripe foreskin from the ground.
>tells me he's usually a "chivalrous knight" but Luna's birthday merch is expensive this year and that since it comes with a Luknight certification, he technically hasn't besmirched his honor as a luknight.
>leaves to sell my foreskin to those shekel peddling cunts at Idol.
This shit is getting fucking ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:04:16 2023 No.61538514 >>61537942 >Y'all here the shots between the nijifags and the phasefags I didn't even know there was anyone besides holofags here, let alone hear them having a gang war with each other

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:06:34 2023 No.61538710 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x1280, 1675211404090394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61537755 don't listen to this anon, i fell for this trick last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:09:34 2023 No.61538955 File: 213 KB, 1000x667, stuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys can someone please come help. some Nousagi pranked me by locking me in the basement and I don't think I'm alone here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:09:51 2023 No.61538968 >>61538514 Must be living on the top floors then. Phase and Niji have been fighting over what's left once holo and vshojo took their picks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:12:14 2023 No.61539198 >>61538710 How are you still coherent enough to warn him? I was told lamyfication kills your identity and makes you hellbent on spreading the infection

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:13:19 2023 No.61539292 >>61518398 >Lamys roam the floors trying to find the next prey to /become/ That is utter slander and lies. I've never seen a single Lamy. They are not real. Also there's a bar on Floor 34 that opened up. Saw some solid 7s there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:14:01 2023 No.61539357 >>61538710 Thanks for letting me know that your Lamyfication is incomplete. You can expect a visit soon to complete your procedure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:15:10 2023 No.61539471 File: 266 KB, 1536x1024, IMG_1553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61539292 This is a trap. Do not listen to lamys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:17:13 2023 No.61539655 There are roaming packs of Sanalites who have started to go feral when Promise was revealed. They're starting to arm themselves now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:18:07 2023 No.61539729 >>61539357 No more!! Please!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:19:43 2023 No.61539865 >>61538514 if you are on a floor that is moldy all over you know you are where the phasefags live

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:21:07 2023 No.61539997 >>61539655 >those moldy homeless dogs are still here Jesas, I thought their owners or somebody would have euthanized them by now. How did they react to the Ruffians moving in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:21:28 2023 No.61540016 >>61539865 You also should be careful about the packs of likers roaming the phase floors. They were able to break the froot posters. Do not make contact with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:22:03 2023 No.61540070 >>61539865 And what about nijifags? How do you recognize their territories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:23:35 2023 No.61540191 >>61540070 used menstrual products

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:24:11 2023 No.61540241 >>61540070 Lots of black spray paint. Usually a list of rules nijifags must follow or be exiled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:25:24 2023 No.61540336 File: 1.67 MB, 1024x1024, phase-apartment.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61539865 fuck you my apartment is a lovely place

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:27:22 2023 No.61540519 >>61540336 That's fucking disgusting

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:27:30 2023 No.61540530

>>61539997
There's not many left but they're rabid.

Also fucking Ruffians. They're worse than living under the MoguFloor. At least MOGUing only happens in bursts. Ruffians are just BAU BAU constantly. And I'm pretty sure I've seen a bunch of them running around in diapers.

WTF is with FuwaMoco having those sort of fucks as fans. They're only slightly more disgusting than the Saplings. Or Vshojo fans.

Also I'm hearing we got shady drug dealing owls lurking the halls. And they're NOT Hoomans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:27:31 2023 No.61540534 >>61540336 Look at this motherfucker with his doors.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:30:56 2023 No.61540845

>>61540530
Wouldn't know honestly. I've been dodging the dizzy parasite for weeks on the phase floor. You also have to watch out for the yellow woman. She steals everything. I hear someone knocking on my door. Something about a Walmart opening, wish me luck bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:30:59 2023 No.61540848 Moved here from /vt/ Tower and I've already been in several gun battles with chumbuds and nijifujos. Can't move out just yet though, still gotta make good on my security deposit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:31:34 2023 No.61540899 File: 406 KB, 840x840, 1697769244019.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61538955 >basement >of an infinite apartment complex >his dumbass is at the bottom of two infinites yea it's over for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:33:34 2023 No.61541081 >>61540848 >he actually thinks he left the tower

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:35:49 2023 No.61541279 File: 50 KB, 456x449, 1646887422117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so this is just vt towers but redesigned. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:36:49 2023 No.61541368 >>61541279 ohh shit, HIDE THE SAPLINGS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:37:40 2023 No.61541449 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1648138051020s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61541368 BRING ME THE SAPLINGS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:40:12 2023 No.61541675 Where is saplings orgy room

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:40:28 2023 No.61541687 >>61538955 you are incalculably fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:42:48 2023 No.61541882 >>61538955 This place has a basement?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:45:19 2023 No.61542084 >>61541882 That's just what we call it when you go down enough stairs that it starts getting cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:50:28 2023 No.61542485 File: 303 KB, 845x476, oHSuVbm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61541368

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:52:36 2023 No.61542668 File: 174 KB, 351x318, 1664938236666053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dont forget that soon it will be NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER SO YOU FUCKERS BETTER GIVE ME YOUR NUTS OR ILL RAPE YOUR BUTTS!

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:54:29 2023 No.61542814
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You all complain about blue lamies, but they at least let you go after converting you. Now pink lamies are the real menace. They don't bother with elaborate schemes, they just break in your apartment and drug you while you sleep, kidnap you and strap you to the table to run fucked up experiments on you. By the time they get bored you'd be begging for conversion just to stop the suffering. And it may not even end after you become on of them anyway. Fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:00:44 2023 No.61543330 >>61542814 do they at least have sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:02:25 2023 No.61543477 >>61543330 Are you into sounding and getting anal probed? It's like being abducted by grays but they're coyotes and got big tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:05:24 2023 No.61543748 >>61543330 They shove disproportionately large objects up your ass and edge you for days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:06:45 2023 No.61543861 >>61543477 >>61543748 why do these autistic hags need to be so damn scientific about it? I don't care if the prostate is optimal for male orgasm or if sounding will guarantee total collection of seminal fluid for fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:10:01 2023 No.61544127 >>61543861 Just stay as far as possible from HoloX floors if you're not a fan of foreign objects going up your butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:13:35 2023 No.61544403 File: 1.60 MB, 1488x2105, 1652058524527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61543861 Abandon science have sex with squirrels

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:18:46 2023 No.61544840
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>bought too much Sora merch
>my neetbux ran out and I can't afford rent on the gen0 floor anymore
>see an apartment advertised on HoloX floor for dirt cheap
>pack my bags and drag them up the seemingly unending flights of stairs
>dodge the pink ones trying to shove objects up my ass and quickly duck into the Chloe hallway
>instantly gag barely holding back vomit as I am assailed with the smell of a rotten fish market
>consider taking it in the ass just to escape the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:22:24 2023 No.61545091 >>61538955 Basement... anon... There is no Basement...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:25:28 2023 No.61545305 File: 2.10 MB, 1414x2000, __hakui_koyori_and_hakui_koyori_hololive_drawn_by_yami_ara__19568f6680e3b5b7d9deadb5f6c2a7f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61544403 Abandon squirrels have sex with science

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:27:57 2023 No.61545496 >>61545091 That's where the Stars live at least I've heard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:33:40 2023 No.61545907 File: 139 KB, 850x1134, pinklamy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61544840 Don't worry anon, you will learn to like it... in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:33:54 2023 No.61545930 >>61545496 >implying the stars get a room they sleep under the staircase

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:41:11 2023 No.61546428 What the fuck just happened? I just heard an explosion somewhere several floors up. I'm trying to sleep for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:43:56 2023 No.61546588 File: 907 KB, 720x829, capipi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61546428 Don't worry about it. Just the new residents from Pipakistan having a celebration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 02:48:10 2023 No.61546849 >>61546428 >Read this post >literally hear explosions wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:21:23 2023 No.61549337 DO NOT GO INTO THE 213RD FLOOR'S BATHROOM!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:21:43 2023 No.61549364 File: 10 KB, 200x200, 1664130132723714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to follow the rules

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:23:11 2023 No.61549470 File: 136 KB, 799x581, 1685227555805388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The law is the law.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:57:03 2023 No.61552048 Guys my oshi just invited me to her room :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 04:19:38 2023 No.61553731 >>61552048 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 04:56:37 2023 No.61556353 >>61552048 >t. Yukimin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 05:33:05 2023 No.61560173 >>61546428 Must have been another desperate soul trying to end his and everyone else's suffering by bringing the tower down. Poor guy, he probably didn't know that's been tried many times before, but it never works...

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:07:21 2023 No.61564237

Ever wondered how deep that hole in the middle of the tower goes? No matter which floor you are on you can never see the bottom. I've got an idea how to check that. I'm on 37th floor right now and I'm holding a primed alarm clock. In 5 minutes it starts to ring and that's the moment I drop it down. The thing is loud as fuck so you should be able to hear it if you leave near the edge. At some point someone should be able to hear it fall to the bottom, break and fall silent. Notify me with your floor number if and when you hear that happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:07:35 2023 No.61564265 >>61552048 Remember to bring her booze. It'll ensure you'll get her in bed. Trust me. I know a guy. This never fails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:18:19 2023 No.61565545 File: 1.28 MB, 1920x1080, 1698638137770680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the lamy's are getting stronger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:26:30 2023 No.61566340 >>61564237 Floor 19 here, thanks for the free alarm clock!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:01:45 2023 No.61570307 >>61566340 You motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:03:09 2023 No.61570464 >>61564237 Just heard it now on Floor 32.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:09:03 2023 No.61571201 >>61570464 How is that even possible when this anon >>61566340 on Floor 19 has supposedly snatched it a good half an hour ago? Either one of you is lying or there's some fuckery going on

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:23:55 2023 No.61572379
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We know about blue and pink lamies, but has anyone ever seen a green lamy? I've heard rumors that they turn people into saplings and if a sapling survives for the next 6 months, he transforms into one. But that sounds like bullshit. Surely somebody would have seen one of them running around by now? Or saw a sapling transform, but then again none of them tend to live that long

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:30:39 2023 No.61572722 >>61571201 Well, I just heard it pass by again, so I guess it's gonna be like that boombox playing ぽぽぽ that fell by my window every half a day... I hope it runs out of battery soon, that last one lasted for two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:11:43 2023 No.61574704 >>61572722 Was about to call you an idiot and a liar but then I heard my alarm clock flying by my window again. Whoops. This might get annoying real quick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:36:31 2023 No.61575599 Guys, I think I might have stumbled upon a SSRB armory. If anyone is interested in emptying it out, meet me at Floor 46 near the broken elevator. If we get enough people we might finally be able to get rid of the blue lamy nest on Floor 33.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 09:01:55 2023 No.61576330 >>61546588 What would they even be celebrating in the middle of niji/phase gang war

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 09:35:20 2023 No.61577175

Friendly advice to anyone living on Floors 21-27: pack your essentials and leave as soon as possible. Some fuckwit ok Floor 27 has been throwing watamelons from his balcony to lower floors this entire morning. I think his apartment was infested and he was trying to get rid of them, but wasn't quick enough. He stopped doing that a while ago, so it's probably over for him already. So yeah, better evacuate before SSRBs block off these floors and torch them.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 09:39:52 2023 No.61577283

>>61577175
Melons did nothing wrong

>>61576330
Pippa managed to get a collab with someone NOT from Phase! They believe this will make her relevant outside /vt/. Just let them shoot each other for a bit. They're American after all. We'll just be having the cleanup crews dragging their corpses out soon enough.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 09:56:57 2023 No.61577725

>>61577283
>Melons did nothing wrong
Yeah tell that to every unfortunate soul that got stuck on melon-infested floors the last time an outbreak happened. I don't understand why idiots keep smuggling these things in, it's not a pet or a potted flower, it's a dangerous plague that spreads like wildfire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 10:23:41 2023 No.61578557 Haatons may have started a riot. Or they just pulled off some sort of weird ass blood ritual or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 10:37:31 2023 No.61578939 >>61578557 They are back to being active? I hoped these crazy fucks would never come back from the tower's depths they fucked off to when their oshi stopped streaming

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 10:43:19 2023 No.61579094 File: 137 KB, 935x761, 1663135597245133 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Floor 15 for ID gen 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 10:54:07 2023 No.61579355 >>61577283 No she's done collabs outside phase before. We're celebrating the death of henri. GET YOUR HENRI EFFIGY HERE.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 11:02:48 2023 No.61579586

>>61579355
Henri isn't dead (yet), he just moved on to other chuubas. I think he was spotted watching Neuro?
On that note, where can I find the /swarm/ block? Indie and small corpo sections of the tower are barely mapped out and a huge pain in the ass to navigate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 11:30:09 2023 No.61580254 File: 52 KB, 339x471, 1693277331564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61549470 You can't stop me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 11:49:59 2023 No.61580759 If that music doesn't stop I'm going to shoot up everyone on floor 17. This is your last warning. Turn it down or die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 11:56:15 2023 No.61580920 File: 160 KB, 1080x1512, 1659077500625388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61580254

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:07:33 2023 No.61581269 Anyone know why the Koronesuke are crying in the hallway again?

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:10:32 2023 No.61581357 [SPOILER]

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They barricaded all the exits on 23rd floor to stop the watamelon outbreak. I'm basically dead already, so I'm going to try something stupid. Gonna lead some lamies into a watamelon infested spot and see which plague comes on top. Best case they cancel each other out and the crisis is over. Worst case they assimilate each other, break containment and spread to other floors. In any case, fuck you all, it's been terrible and I hate all of you.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:29:09 2023 No.61581878

>log #87
>it is day 13 of Swarm Gamma’s expedition up the central shaft of the /vt/ apartment complex and things are progressing smoothly
>current battery readings for members of the swarm range from 51 to 56 percent, well within the projections extrapolated from Swarm Delta’s failed journey two months ago
>despite yesterday’s loss of two drones that collided with a snacker taking a long flip off a short balcony, Gamma remains on schedule and has ascended 106 floors as of the latest checkpoint
>our surveillance data suggests that 9 floors above drone scout Gamma-4’s current location there is a small coalition of troopas who are quite territorial with their airspace
>assuming the swarm’s defenses hold out and leave us with a minimal loss of drones, there are no other obstacles expected for the following 4 days’ transit
>hopes are high and I remain cautiously optimistic that Gamma can deliver us photos of the tower’s rooftops
>end of log ~ heart

>>61579586
There’s a small pocket of us up on floor 1101, but I wouldn’t recommend trying to make your way over here. If you have a radio then there should be a station of static occasionally interrupted by faint “womp womp”s. The signal will get clearer as you get closer to the twitch indie block and you can follow it like a compass. Good luck!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:34:22 2023 No.61582042 >>61581878 So you're the derpy robots with no arms and just legs that keep wandering around babbling random shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:43:24 2023 No.61582331 >>61582042 Eh? You might be confusing us for onobots there buddy. Lovely chaps, but quite different from the swarm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:53:06 2023 No.61582650 >>61581878 >floor 1101 Fuck's sake. It would take a lifetime to get there. Well, better start going...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 12:57:59 2023 No.61582855 >>61582650 Make sure to convert to decimal before you make the big trek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:02:01 2023 No.61583050 >>61582855 OOOOOHHHHHHH. Now that sounds considerably more plausible. Big thanks. Will need to wait until that watamelon thing on twenty-something floors subsides first before starting the journey though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:26:37 2023 No.61584214 Why does the Hoshiyomi floor look like a huge distillery that reeks of piss and apple juice? What the fuck are they brewing in there

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:29:15 2023 No.61584350 >>61538955 Mori?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:39:03 2023 No.61584742 >>61584350 There's no Mori in that photo. Meds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:54:17 2023 No.61585400 I'm contemplating moving out of the Holo block. I'm tired of all the mad shit happening in there and I want to be somewhere else. Sell me on other corpo or indie blocks. They couldn't be more unhospitable than the Holo block, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:17:20 2023 No.61586334 where are all the saplings? did risuners get to all of them already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:34:52 2023 No.61587117 help me....help me....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:46:38 2023 No.61587645 File: 1.38 MB, 943x1000, 1688320227549533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I met a weird chuuba in one of the tight alley corridors on Floor 38

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:57:15 2023 No.61588188 >>61587645 Anon... the chuuba in your image is dead. For your own safety get as far away from that corridor as possible

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 15:13:57 2023 No.61589201

I've been on Phase floors before and turns out the mold or schizos aren't the biggest problems there. It's mahjong. Whenever they aren't watching streams all they do is play jong. Whenever you suggest some other board game or entertainment they react like you're speaking to them in a foreign language and instantly become hostile if you say you're not a fan. What made them like this? This wasn't a problem several months ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 15:39:52 2023 No.61590941 I've been so starved of woman's touch in here that I'm seriously considering giving myself to lamys, blue, pink or otherwise. They do at least have sex with each other, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 16:11:36 2023 No.61592591 >>61542084 From my limited experience it actually gets warmer once you venture deep enough. Would have been kinda comfy if not for all the bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 16:27:36 2023 No.61593465 A KFP joint spontaneously appeared on my floor overnight. It wasn't there yesterday. How did they set it up so fast? And more importantly, where are they getting all those chickens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 16:38:23 2023 No.61594073 >>61593465 He thinks KFP serves chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 16:40:27 2023 No.61594176 >>61594073 Silly anon, what else would they be serving? They even have "Chicken" in their name

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 17:00:24 2023 No.61595146 File: 148 KB, 472x448, IMG_20231030_083733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 17:28:02 2023 No.61596412 >>61594176 You ever notice how bodies don’t last long? >>61589201 All must jong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 17:41:40 2023 No.61597051 >>61596412 I always figured they just get tossed over the railing right into the pit. I doubt dead bodies would make for a very good fast food anyway, everyone here is borderline malnourished.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:09:00 2023 No.61598276
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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:12:06 2023 No.61598434 >>61598276 I should move, sapling neighbours are just the worst...

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:28:35 2023 No.61599345

>>61598434
You don't know what you're talking about. Saplings may be loud, but are otherwise harmless. You can throw one off the roof without fearing any retaliation. Now Ichimin are both loud AND can kick your ass if you try to make them turn their shit down.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:56:29 2023 No.61600866
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I have a confession: for the last couple of weeks I've been dressing up as Lamy to spook other tenants and ensure a relatively safe passage through the tower for myself. Actual lamies don't bother me and actually seem pretty nice. I'm not even sure if it's because they don't know I'm pretending or just don't care. You guys should try doing that as well, life here becomes so much easier as a result!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:20:11 2023 No.61602216 >>61587645 It's just a cognitohazard. Lilianne never existed and never was a part of Hololive, /vt/ or vtuber community in general. Forget about her already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:20:49 2023 No.61602250 File: 314 KB, 590x640, 1694087537554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am going to put a fucking bullet in every goddamn elf on this block

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:21:23 2023 No.61602283 >>61588188 >>61588188 >>61587645 https://youtu.be/ximLklP59cs?si=N5_3Dfhi2ARcL3lZ Ah... Sorry anons but... I'll be staying here... Here with my oshi... I can here her singing... Home... Ah... It's her... ... KonLili...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:26:24 2023 No.61602583 >>61518534 SPBP kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:26:50 2023 No.61602619 File: 1.67 MB, 3000x1688, ramygun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61602250 Not if I put a bullet in your head first

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:32:14 2023 No.61602958 >>61602216 Haha yeah... and there diffinently aren't meeting held by Kuzutamo in B3. There isn't even a B3 that would be ridiculous. And I assure no dark rituals occur in B3 to revive Lilianne.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:36:18 2023 No.61603198 >>61600866 Same energy as shooting a gun to the sky in the middle of the night to keep the rent down.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:45:27 2023 No.61603721

Fire team we will make our way down through the Vshoujo floors. Once we pass to the bottom there will be a 10 minute delay as we pass through the indie zone. We will be on the door step of the NijiEN floors. We will engage any entities with extreme prejudice as we try to find El Presidente.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:05:50 2023 No.61604878 >>61603721 >El Presidente Literally who

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:29:41 2023 No.61606235 >>61603721 no one may pass the Vshojo floors without an adequate cum tribute

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:29:55 2023 No.61606248
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>left the Holoblock and moved to Nijiblock to escape Lamys
>turns out they have their own Lamys too
I'm moving again. If Phaseblock has these fucks too I'll be strongly considering just throwing myself off the roof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:40:24 2023 No.61606797 >>61600866 I'm gonna tell the pinks about you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:40:35 2023 No.61606808 >>61606248 >the roof Good luck finding it kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:45:54 2023 No.61607087 >>61606808 If completely brainless Saplings can find the damn roof, it can't be THAT hard

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:49:31 2023 No.61607300
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...as long as shes streaming the joshus will leave you alone... however, should she stop i would recommend being very very quiet and still lest they help you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:57:58 2023 No.61607770 File: 116 KB, 816x1200, 1647375853456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61586334 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:59:45 2023 No.61607879 >>61607087 They didn't find the roof. That's just the floor that looks like a roof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:03:59 2023 No.61608115 Reports are coming in that ALL Saplings are to be gangbanged on-site. All Saplings; please make you way to the gymnasium for your mandatory hole-greasing prep work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:06:27 2023 No.61608256 >>61608115 This place has a gymnasium? Next you're gonna tell me it has a library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:07:04 2023 No.61608293 File: 94 KB, 625x661, 1649429016569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61608256 Risuners get first picks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:08:14 2023 No.61608349 >>61608256 Also has a jacuzzi too (Sapling was seen getting brutally face fucked in the Jacuzzi by a Chumbud, earlier today)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:10:00 2023 No.61608447 File: 1.35 MB, 2497x1380, ecoterror sapling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that there is a sapling that was apparently a former ecoterrorist.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:24:30 2023 No.61609205
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>>61608447
>Voluntarily Human Extinction Movement
See shit like this is why you need to repress and bully Saplings at every turn. Leave them alone long enough and they'll become a bigger problem than lamies and watamelons

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:34:36 2023 No.61609754 >>61609205 Unironically, Saplings will have the most blood on their hands by the time this all ends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 21:57:46 2023 No.61611093 >>61608349 >brutally face fucked >by a Chumbud that doesn't track

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:07:28 2023 No.61611744 >>61606248 Pick the Winning Team in the future Polka/Lamy/Pomu war. They will rule the complex in the future

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:09:30 2023 No.61611883 >>61611744 >Polka explain

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:12:15 2023 No.61612045 File: 78 KB, 638x638, a0d640ab347aec855ba1e8a89(...).jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61611744 did you just say WAR?

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:15:29 2023 No.61612233

>>61611883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCQ-dDtYX3g
She later talked about it during a Legend of Polka (has EN Translations just hit CC)
https://youtu.be/wEqXR4hvdHc?t=458 Should be at that timestamp else 7:37 in.
Also this Tweet
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1394822620047056896

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:24:27 2023 No.61612831 >>61612233 What's with NePoLaBo and converting people into copies of themselves anyway

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:36:13 2023 No.61613536
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>>61612831
Polka's the one who's openly embraced it.
Lamy knows of at least the kigurumi Lamys. Not sure if fully aware of /BECOME/ though.
But who wouldn't want to become a erotic clown.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 22:59:37 2023 No.61615018

>been going around the tower at random
>stumble upon a /freak/ block
>huh, that's a new one
>come in
>immediately get assaulted by the smell of blood, sweat and rot
>what I see in front of me is a massive bloody orgy
>some of the participants don't even look alive or in one piece
>vomit on the spot
>get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible
I thought all the /meat/fags were supposed to be evicted for this shit? How come they were allowed to come back just because they put a different label on their door? What the fuck is the management even thinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:10:34 2023 No.61615740 >>61615018 Never underestimate the power of good PR

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:27:00 2023 No.61616794

This is a notice to all Residents:

Please do not bring any sharp objects, guns, explosives or ropes to the Hatoon floors.
Failure to follow this direction means you are on your own. Hatoons are in a suicidal rage and will try to use any means necessary to kill themselves so they WILL attack you.

You have been warned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:28:33 2023 No.61616876 >>61616794 What do you mean "suicidal rage", didn't their oshi just come back to life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:31:44 2023 No.61617072 >>61616876 >expecting management to be up to date and not several months behind on info

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:35:49 2023 No.61617333 >>61616876 Dude they're still giving out some notices about how EN Holostars do not exist and you're encountering NijiEN Male fans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:58:53 2023 No.61618801 >>61617072 I'm not expecting anything from the management, but I am expecting fans to at least monitor their oshi's social media and stuff. Then again, it's fucking Haatons we're talking about, god only knows what goes through their heads

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 23:59:36 2023 No.61618864 >>61618801 in the last few months? i assume bullets mostly

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:02:04 2023 No.61619049 The likers are roaming. I suggest duct tape underwear. This has been a newsflash from the phase den

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:04:27 2023 No.61619231 >>61619049 >I suggest duct tape underwear. how is that supposed to help

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:08:38 2023 No.61619524 >>61619231 It gives you an extra few seconds to pray. You'll want those as once they're done you're just left a shell mumbling about Glamrock Freddy and trying fuck everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:13:19 2023 No.61619894 >>61619231 You're not making sense, anon. I've met some Likers before and they were pretty chill! A tad autistic and kinda retarded, but still mostly chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:20:26 2023 No.61620360 >>61615740 THEY ARE LITERALLY DISMEMBERING AND FUCKING EACH OTHER (in that exact order), NO AMOUNT OF PR SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAVE THOSE CUNTS FROM GETTING THE BOOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:22:44 2023 No.61620513 File: 1.24 MB, 3000x4335, 1647044611505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61612045 WARanon its been a while. How have you been since our defeat at vt league 5? Those damn hags fucked us hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:35:38 2023 No.61621467 >>61620513 It wasn't just hags, HoloX and Skynet fucked /vtwbg/ just as hard

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:38:29 2023 No.61621682
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>>61620513
Hello my squirrely friend, yeah, getting fucked by hags both on the field and after in the changing rooms was fun.

Been enjoying my retirement in war mostly. moved to this apartment complex because they told me it would suit me. It's a bit hard to get prune juice but it's fun otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:55:24 2023 No.61622841 File: 245 KB, 390x411, onobot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61582331 we do not babble beep random stuff, boop i forbid this beep slander boop

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:55:26 2023 No.61622843 >>61602958 You don't understand. Kuzu was just a Cover psyop, she never actually existed. These schizos are about to make a very big mistake. Whatever they are are trying to summon with their rituals IS NOT and NEVER WAS Lilianne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 00:56:53 2023 No.61622944 >>61622843 Maybe, maybe it's even better than Lilianne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:02:44 2023 No.61623392 >>61622944 someone call the SSRB, we got another case of "lets summon hell on earth for a potential chance at paizuri" we really don't need a repeat of Floor 35

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:03:40 2023 No.61623448 >>61623392 >we really don't need a repeat of Floor 35 W-what happened on Floor 35?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:10:19 2023 No.61623944 >>61623448 we do not talk about Floor 35

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:11:41 2023 No.61624040 >>61623392 You don't get it, the voices haven't told you how soft and pillowy they are.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:15:07 2023 No.61624316
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>MOGUMOGUMOGUMOGU
>BAU BAU BAU BAU
>UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>YAAAAAATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*indecipherable loud music from Ichimins' floor*
I just want to fucking sleep, why can't these faggots just be quiet

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:15:51 2023 No.61624383

>>61525599
But they will turn in green lamy not blue lamy...

>>61572379
That's what they want you to believe. Better take a look at the basement, the real basement no the decoy one. Do not get caught, the green lamy's are doing some weird ritual down there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:17:16 2023 No.61624491 >>61581269 They can't enter their respective rooms, Korone forgot again to return the yubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:21:50 2023 No.61624838 >>61617333 I think the Hatoons were singing some weird chant about making sapling broth with zombie meat or something...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 01:35:33 2023 No.61625829 >>61624838 ohh nice, whens dinner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:09:16 2023 No.61628491 >>61622944 What will you do if you summon something that resides in walls? We are surrounded by walls. There is no escape if that happens.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:10:58 2023 No.61628665
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>>61518398
>Ichimin party hard
somebody please shut them the fuck up. who thought it was a good idea to have an open air deck on the 17th floor?

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:29:49 2023 No.61630704

>>61628665
>somebody please shut them the fuck up
Do you really think nobody tried? IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. You can't bargain with them, can't plead, can't threaten, the damn party never fucking stops. You'd be better off just relocating as far away from them as possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:40:40 2023 No.61631978 File: 77 KB, 250x231, Kiryu_Coco_Wearing_Glasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyday I thank Kiryu Coco for cleaning the bugs out of the Holoblock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:55:15 2023 No.61633458 >>61631978 I kinda wonder what happened to all Tatsunokos after she left Holo and joined Vshojo. Did they migrate? Kill themselves? Fade into shadows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:04:46 2023 No.61634475 Considering all the bad stuff that happens in this hellhole on a daily basis I'm scared to even think what kind of mad shit is going to be happening on Halloween

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:17:31 2023 No.61635794 I've heard some terrifying things about most blocks, but can anyone spoonfeed me on Vshojo block? They barely ever get mentioned in when people argue which blocks are better or worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:30:44 2023 No.61637064 >>61545907 Pretty sure I saw a thread about this on that other board...

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:47:09 2023 No.61638563

>someone knocks on my appartment door in the morning
>expect someone hostile, but it just turns out to just be a single Investigator
>asks me for directions to the nearest detective agency
>tell him I have no idea if we even have one
>he leaves
>next morning, at the same exact time the same exact Investigator asks me the same exact question
>as if I didn't already tell him yesterday that I don't know
>next morning he comes back and asks the same question and looks genuinely surprised when I tell him to go fuck himself
>next morning he comes back yet again acting like nothing happened yesterday
I think the poor guy is stuck in a timeloop. At this point I wish I could have helped him somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:54:55 2023 No.61639185 >>61635794 Oh, it's hell, looks like the latter half of Event Horizon in there (we've got donuts).

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 03:56:39 2023 No.61639315 >>61639185 >looks like the latter half of Event Horizon in there (we've got donuts) what did he mean by that

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 04:18:15 2023 No.61640936
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>>61623944
Hello Anon, I saw you talking to the other resident and you mentioned something about floor 35. Would you mind coming to the VTIS office to discuss this matter further?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 04:29:50 2023 No.61641644 We all know who the worst neighbors are, but which fanbase is the least annoying to live nearby? I think Pebbles are up there, seeing how they are literally rocks and therefore can't cause much commotion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 04:58:14 2023 No.61643184 >>61640936 Yeah sure I'll come with you to-- HOLY SHIT LOOK BEHIND BEHIND YOU IT'S A LAMY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:06:18 2023 No.61643660 >>61633458 some say they're still out there, fighting chinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:14:01 2023 No.61644085 >>61643660 >fighting chinks But there haven't been any in the tower ever since the CN branch got nuked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:21:38 2023 No.61644461 >>61641644 I haven't heard from the Vespies next door in a while, but they've always been pretty quiet too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:22:52 2023 No.61644535 >NOTICE Saplings have been seen walking around trying to be spooky. You are NOT allowed to sexually abuse the Saplings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:23:21 2023 No.61644575 File: 490 KB, 2048x2048, FyiISwEWwAUtzB8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61643184 FUCK! DIE, YOU DEMONSPAWN... Dude there's no Lamy why'd you scare me like that? Shit... Another one got away. I'm totally getting fired.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:26:44 2023 No.61644760 File: 316 KB, 478x521, rsu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61644535 Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:27:07 2023 No.61644777 >>61644461 Anon... they saw black text with white background, then jumped simultaneously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:37:01 2023 No.61645269 >>61644777 That said, what happens to the fanbase when the chuuba they are fans of reincarnates? Do they go through a metamorphosis into their new forms together with their chuuba?

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:45:16 2023 No.61645652
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>enter the pink function
>Calliope Mori Reaper Reefer
>traditional Candy Kingdom royal boof
>Pippkin Spliffas, Chibidoinks, the good stuff.
>apparently somethings passing around /lig/ called Pink Thang. New guy has a pitcher full of the stuff, pours some cups for us.
>smells like piss
>refuse to puss out in front of my piggas, take a sip
>immediate regret, start bugging the fuck out
I was told later while I was recovering that apparently it was kool aid mixed with fucking benadryl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 05:53:09 2023 No.61646001 >>61645652 what the fuck is that thing under "fuck go back"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:01:51 2023 No.61646413 >>61646001 They called it a ChromuChromu, I don't like looking at images of it because I start to get these fucked up pink flashes in my vision, unsure if its a memetic thing or if that's a side effect of the benadryl

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:12:49 2023 No.61646844

Recently witnessed a swarm drone squadron get attacked by a bunch of Ioforia saucers. Dunno the cause of the conflict, but it looked pretty entertaining, like a dogfight between toy spaceships. Too bad I didn't see who won because one of the saucers crashed into my balcony, blew up and set everything on fire. By the time I could put it down both sides were already gone. Anyone knows what that was all about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:33:06 2023 No.61647571 >>61645652 >Candy Kingdom royal boof what do lunaitos boof? actual candy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 08:07:25 2023 No.61649948 >>61646413 It is calling for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 08:24:20 2023 No.61650316 I'm a new resident here, but I've yet to see a single Lamy on any of the floors I've been to. Is this normal, or are the roaming Lamys just a myth?

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 09:00:51 2023 No.61651072

>>61650316
If you're living outside of the Holoblock then it's not exactly surprising, lamys don't tend to roam in foreign territories. But if you are a resident of Hololive floors, you were just incredibly lucky all this time. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll meet face to face with a lamy soon enough!

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 09:38:56 2023 No.61651824
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>>61612831
>>61613536
They are quite different.
Yukimis are a plague, aka /become/, they go around trying to make everyone Lamy.

Polka has dissociative identity disorder. Her personality has fragmented into a million pieces. You can see this in the different voices she makes. Each Zain is a fragment of her personality that has a mind of its own. You already are/were Polka all along.

Nekos are a polygamist cult, everyone of them are Nene's Husbands. She will try to claim you for herself if she can.

Botan's SSRBs are mass murdering tourists, who want to blow you up and make you explode just like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 09:48:08 2023 No.61652015 >>61651072 Yeah I'm living in the Holoblock. I see some spiderchamas sometimes, but they're mostly harmless and eat other insects, but never saw a Lamy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 09:55:35 2023 No.61652191 File: 3.90 MB, 1360x1920, lamy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61652015 I see. Well, you can tell me your floor and apartment number and we can organize you a meeting with a Lamy right now if you really want to see one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:13:50 2023 No.61652592 >>61652191 ah, n-no it's okay, I'll meet her when I meet her. thanks for the offer, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:20:22 2023 No.61652707 File: 196 KB, 1400x1800, IMG_1555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61652592 I don't think the lamy was asking anon. You should go, she'll leave the rest of us alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:37:37 2023 No.61653132 File: 1.09 MB, 762x1200, ramy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61652707 >You should go, she'll leave the rest of us alone. It's really cute that you think that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:50:31 2023 No.61653473 File: 55 KB, 474x670, IMG_1556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61653132 Back off lady. I already got got by the phasemold. I don't wanna see what happens when you add lamyification to this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:53:00 2023 No.61653535 >>61625829 Tomorrow at the watch party. If you bring a takodachi it would me much appreciated, we have run out of octopus so a takodachi will be used for the apperitive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:55:05 2023 No.61653589 >>61652191 Can you send one lamy to the main haston floor? It will be much appreciated as some hatoons really want to add one for the watch party…

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:59:06 2023 No.61653684 File: 668 KB, 1750x2333, 1686209539543251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61651824 >They are quite different It seems you haven't encountered the hybrids yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:08:32 2023 No.61653933 >>61581357 >>61606248 >>61653473 >>61653684 We need to cross-breed all infectious entities in the tower just to see how catastrophic the result is gonna-- I mean, for science!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:15:05 2023 No.61654114 File: 613 KB, 1750x2333, __shishiro_botan_omaru_polka_and_omaru_polka_hololive_drawn_by_sui_hi_sf__e5a3846f4dec3fa06953a9070e5e08bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61653684

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:29:22 2023 No.61654515

Who the fuck thought that turning off all lights in the building "to get into the spirit of Halloween" was a good idea? It was already dark as fuck if you weren't living near the central shaft, not it's just impossible to navigate the rooms at all. Whatever idiot came up with that idea deserves to get raped by Risuners

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:38:52 2023 No.61654722 >>61654515 The lights will come back on when management decides to pay the bills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:40:29 2023 No.61654770 >>61654722 How big must the bills for an infinitely tall and infinitely wide eldritch megastructure even be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:56:52 2023 No.61655256 This darkness is unbearable. I'm getting as many flammable items I can (mainly Saplings) and lighting them on fire to get some illumination. If that ends up torching up the building, then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 12:37:39 2023 No.61656915 >>61651824 >Botan's SSRBs are mass murdering tourists, who want to blow you up and make you explode just like them. >the closest thing we have to functional law enforcement is a squad of suicide bombers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:01:11 2023 No.61658035 Why is there so many deadbeats all of a sudden, it's getting kinda spooky in here

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:07:56 2023 No.61658361
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>>61651824
Delumin... are an underground group helping anon lost in hall of the building. No one knows where they came from but some say they follow a demon in the form of a human or some sort of horror from beyond.

They generally live in the shadows but events of note were the 2nd Debut where the claimed the return of their idol and the battle against the Demonic incursion of Miguel El Gatto the many faced Goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:21:15 2023 No.61658960 >>61658361 >the Demonic incursion of Miguel El Gatto the many faced Goddess What even is the status of her fanbase nowadays? Are they all struggling with identity disorders seeing how she exists in two forms at once?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:34:05 2023 No.61659520 File: 2.26 MB, 1899x1067, 1655447546969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61647571

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:53:43 2023 No.61660347
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>NOTICE
Watamelons are now camouflaging as pumpkins
For your own safety residents advised against approaching any suspiciously placed pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns without protective equipment

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 13:56:33 2023 No.61660461 File: 542 KB, 780x1060, 1653165691243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >can't fucking sleep >deadbeats are having some gay seasonal orgy or some shit >non stop bone rattling

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:01:58 2023 No.61660697 >>61656915 You’d think the subatomo would help out on the policing side of things, but I only ever see SSRB trying to maintain order in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:04:02 2023 No.61660786 >>61660697 Where ARE the Subatomo anyway? I don't think I've seen a single one of them around. Either they are very territorial or they got wiped out by some eldritch bullshit

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:07:08 2023 No.61660923

>>61660697
>maintain order
They laughed. Laughed as the few friends I made in this God-forsaken hellhole became shadows on the walls all because they couldn't stop blowing themselves up constantly. Are they better than the many Lamys or the Watamelons when they care little for the value of your life? I don't think they are trying to do any good for this tower. Just fulfilling their selfish desires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:14:45 2023 No.61661318 Make the BAU BAU stop It juts gets louder and louder and louder. Are those degenerates hiding speakers in my room somehow? I've not gone out in ages. But they're just still BAU BAUing. I am not becoming a good boy. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:16:08 2023 No.61661399 >>61661318 BAU BAU

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:16:24 2023 No.61661418 >>61661318 BAU BAU

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:22:19 2023 No.61661684

I heard a rumbling last night. When I looked through the eye hole in my door I saw the shapes of pig like creatures moving through the halls. I saw other shapes but when they saw the heard of snorting pigs they moved or kneeled almost like they were showing respect... I then heard a great crash from beneath the building I was told there is no basement.

Then a great noise rang in my ears.

Ha~ cha ~macha ~ ma~

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:25:51 2023 No.61661847 File: 196 KB, 400x400, 1657126000498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow. You will all be subjected to giving me your nuts! Saplings have to give double

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:31:55 2023 No.61662135 >>61646844 Apparently some swarm members were seen posting flyers featuring AI art on floor 15 and the local Ioforia patrolling the area didn’t take too kindly to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:47:06 2023 No.61662900 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1646847584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61662135 Oi. Area 15 is for the indonesians. TF they doin over there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:48:06 2023 No.61662950 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x896, loaf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61662135 They are still seething over AI art? Wait until they see my 200 gens of crying Iofi plastered all over their block

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:53:09 2023 No.61663193 File: 192 KB, 339x378, yes[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fnqojk6.mp4].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61615018 It's delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:54:44 2023 No.61663286 >>61662900 Some of them took the shiposting and rrats about the upcoming Holo ID collab a bit too seriously. Excuse them, they are not very smart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:18:59 2023 No.61664361 >>61663193 I'm going to throw a cluster of watamelons near your block. Have fun being quarantined you sick fucks

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:34:10 2023 No.61665059 [SPOILER]

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>>61660923
I'm sorry this happened to your friends, anon. These walking bombs are a just as much of a danger to people around them as everything else here is, but we have a plan how to deal with them. You can avenge your friends. All we ask for is a tiny leap of faith.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:44:27 2023 No.61665516
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To my /ringo/ friends: the tunnels under the new gen's bathrooms are ready! This time we have tiny spyholes with tele-lenses and a wafting system to enjoy the scent. If anybody has any spare hard drives they can donate for the PVR system, get in touch with the fat anon in the red shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:14:41 2023 No.61666675 Is there anything that can deter deadbeats? They are having a rave nearby and all the bone rattling and shitty rap they are blasting at full volume is driving me nuts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:26:30 2023 No.61667108 Another drowned Sapling found dead at the bottom of the pool. Something fishy is going on…

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:29:22 2023 No.61667222

WHO the fuck cut the sapling safety net? By the looks of it at least 38 saplings splashed against the ground like a waterballoon. They are unusable for the broth, its not the same if you dont put them in the boiling water squeebing. We haatons demand reparations. A bunch of rufians or soratomosis acceptable so the broth isnt too thin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:32:39 2023 No.61667347 File: 40 KB, 367x400, 1666888758634181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61660923 Wake up the fuck up Ojiisan... we've got a city to burn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:34:42 2023 No.61667426 File: 422 KB, 512x512, 1685847162918895.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61660461

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:35:19 2023 No.61667449

>>61667222
>splashed against the ground
This is bullshit, nobody had ever reached the ground level, either by falling or climbing down. The hole just goes on forever or loops back or something. Just say it how it is - you were scraping them off balconies.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:39:35 2023 No.61667618

HELP!
A blue Lamy is chasing me!
I was about to take the elevator to floor 810, to meet my god who has recently been resurrected, but a blue Lamy suddenly fucking burst out from a room when I was on my way to the elevator.
I never encountered one before, I thought they weren't real. Our eyes met, so I ran as fast as I could, and I managed to hide in a random Mikopi's room on floor 35, I told him about the Lamy but he stupidly went out of the room to check. It has been 15 minutes since he left, yet he still hasn't returned.
I locked the door and hid in the closet, I think I'm still safe for now, but I need to get to the elevator ASAP. But I believe the Lamy is still waiting outside the room...
What are my options? Is there any way to repel the blue Lamy? Also I don't know why but it's getting colder and colder in here...
Please, anyone, send help to room 3545.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:53:50 2023 No.61668161

>>61667618
Jump off the window, there is a safety net patched up , it is to catch saplings that jump after fauna ends a stream because of desperation. We in the haaton floor might be or not be using them for broth for tomorrow celebration, so if you arent a sapling jump without fear. Also if you become we need lamy-like meat for meatballs so jump too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:55:34 2023 No.61668226 >>61667449 Look down again, there is a fucking roof of some hall down there they splash down all the time, the fucking building is much wider as you go down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:02:05 2023 No.61668519 >>61668226 Well that makes more sense. You should have said that it was a roof in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:05:45 2023 No.61668689 >>61668519 You can come to the party tomorrow. Anyway, have you seen who cut the net?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:13:31 2023 No.61669103 >>61668689 >You can come to the party tomorrow I'll consider that. >Anyway, have you seen who cut the net? There's enough schizos in the tower who could have done that. What floor was it stretched on once again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:19:49 2023 No.61669425 >>61669103 It is a spider safety net, it attaches to various floor levels. It starts near the miko-pi quarters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:23:22 2023 No.61669619 >>61669425 Yeah no clue then. If it's attached to different levels then it could have been anyone, from locals to falseflagging tourists. Ask around on the floors closest to the holes in the net tabun maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:38:15 2023 No.61670376 File: 11 KB, 582x786, __yukihana_lamy_hololive_drawn_by_zou_eita__b5faf2b4a2cfccdb2bf743a96d109290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:39:05 2023 No.61670407 So uh, is anyone planning to go to that party Haatons are throwing tomorrow? Free food is certainly nice, but Haatons are kinda scary and I wouldn't want to end up being one of the dishes. I'd prefer going with a bunch of other people for insurance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 17:56:04 2023 No.61671271 File: 100 KB, 933x933, 1698457233268335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thinking about Squeebing on the rooftop while basking the sunlights warm glow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:04:19 2023 No.61671698 >>61671271 HOW DO YOU CUNTS KEEP FINDING THE ROOFTOP? WHY CAN'T I FIND THE GODDAMN ROOFTOP BUT THESE GREEN ASSHATS CAN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:09:12 2023 No.61671926 File: 163 KB, 613x376, 1672965026430681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61671698 Anonchama? I'm just thinking about doing it. for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:28:04 2023 No.61672810 >>61671926 Show me how you do it. I want to know how you Saplings manage to get on the rooftops while nobody else can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:36:35 2023 No.61673206 File: 139 KB, 1024x681, 1690027994359390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61672810 I've got a rooftop anon, you just gotta build out your balcony a bit, it's a nice spot to put my pizza oven so I don't smoke out my top neighbour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:41:40 2023 No.61673457 File: 39 KB, 311x437, 1672443278300958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61672810 Its called phototropism, all Saplings can do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:48:17 2023 No.61673776 >>61673206 >he wasn't talking about the rooftop of the tower FUCK >>61673457 THAT'S NOT WHAT PHOTOTROPISM IS ABOUT WHAT ARE YOU FUCKS HIDING

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:00:28 2023 No.61674367 >>61661684 She is coming... And her loyal followers are awakening from their slumbers... It's going to be glorious

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:12:38 2023 No.61674983 >>61665516 And here I was wondering what was up with all the weird noises coming from below my bathroom. Fucking degenerates, how are you still in the tower when you got evicted ages ago?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:28:42 2023 No.61675803 >>61589201 here a tip to pass thru when they block the hallways with their stupid jong: throw some puzzle pieces around, for some reason they like jigging even more then jonging

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:29:13 2023 No.61675829

This Haaton commotion had at least one good consequence: after they announced that they are gonna hunt lamies to make meatballs out of them those blue fucks seem to have went into hiding. The tower seems considerably safer now than ever before. Now if only they also bothered to clean out watapumpkins out of corridors...

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 19:51:42 2023 No.61676935
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I will never get to sleep in this place, won't I? On top of the usual noisemakers not only do we have have hordes of deadbeats jamming around with Mori's """music""" blasting full bore, but also fucking Haatons squealing and roaring and making tons of noise with their cookware. My head is about to fucking burst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:08:22 2023 No.61677714 File: 109 KB, 470x470, ub_haaton_grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>61676935 You are welcome to join the party

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:16:14 2023 No.61678085 >>61677714 ...sure, I guess? Not like I will be able to sleep with this noise, might as well check it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:19:57 2023 No.61678265 Wait where exactly is the party happening once again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:22:28 2023 No.61678388 >>61671926 what dark pact have you fuckers made that you can go ot the rooftop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:23:36 2023 No.61678446 >>61678265 the americans will use any excuse to drown themselves in alcohol, today its "celebrating" halloween

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:25:45 2023 No.61678557 >>61678446 Anon what the fuck are you talking about? Haatons are clearly celebrating the grand comeback of their oshi. The fact that it overlapped with Halloween is just a funny coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:27:49 2023 No.61678650 >>61678557 >a funny coincidence yeah sure, Haachama escaping from her sealing on Halloween of all days surely is just a coincidence, totally not an omen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:34:24 2023 No.61678967 >>61538710 how did you turn out so jirai

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:35:26 2023 No.61679018 >>61678557 >Haatons are clearly celebrating the grand comeback of their oshi >isreal SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:37:27 2023 No.61679118 >>61679018 Unfortunately, anon, (you) and all of us are here forever. Might as well join the rest in celebrating.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:38:48 2023 No.61679186

>>61678265
Haaton containment area(breached) its in the first gen part of the building. Dont mind the strange buildings and structures in the area, those are made by haatons when entering a minecraft calm rage. Its a phage that makes haatons less dangerous for awhile while they build complex shit but then they kinda die spontaneously when bugged or bored and are reborn onto cooking haatons.

Anyway, if anyone is coming to the party and manages to make a Lamy follow him to our area before the party itself starts, we will clear his apartment of watamelons for a week. We really want many of those meatballs but those blue fuckers arent falling anymore for it even when we use someone else apartment and left the door open to lure them in into a pot.

Also a Haaton has a theory regarding saplings: many seem to have british ancestry if the window jumping is of any indication. The broth is coming along well.

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 20:46:50 2023 No.61679574

>>61679186
There's a bunch of lamies trapped on floor 23 after it was barricaded to stop the watamelon outbreak. If you can get through the melon infested corridors you might find a bunch of blue cunts cooped up there with nowhere else to go. Better (worse?) yet, this anon theorized that lamymelon hybrids might form from that contact, but honestly I doubt that's even possible.
>>61581357

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:31:51 2023 No.61681744 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT all tenants are to relocate to another section of the apartment as this section will be temporarily closed for inspection. please move to: >>61681655 >>61681655 >>61681655

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:33:00 2023 No.61681811

>>61679574
Those hybrids seem desirable. I mean, watamelon flavoured ice cream sounds nice to accompany the soup and meatballs. That trapped tenant can come to the party, any insight on how to use the hybrids will be appreciated. We will send some of those Haatons with the minecraft phage, in that state any plague is useless against them, they just kinda die before succumbing to any plague and reform as healthy cooking haatons.

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