/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Are you going to wish her a happy birthday, /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
why yes I am, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll watch the collab, and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
No

[Anonymous No.]

only if she responds my LGBTQ BLACKLIVESMATTER Superchat

[Anonymous No.]

>ME ME ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Of course, chickin love watamelon and watamelon loves chickin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Happy birbday Kiara

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>>6158679
How many dicks is she getting today?

Hate fucks that is, because she collabed with the hypocrite pink cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
no

[Anonymous No.]

Of course she is /our/ girl

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara LOVE!
She'll get 100k live viewers for her birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158821
20k tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158899
You're underestimating her way too much. She has 1M subscribers. It shouldn't be hard to get at least 1/10 of that to watch the birthday stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Yes. I love my chikimn wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
She’s been less autistic and was a lot nicer to Gura lately. So sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158949
At least 200k of those are KFP alts. Kiara pulls Roboco level numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158949
if kiara pulls 100k i'm shoving a banana up my asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159056
Start buying lube

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159160
Kiara won't even break 40k. Don't delude yourself anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159217
Stop replying to bait retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159217
Hope your asshole is wide enough for a banana. We'll see who's delusional in 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
of couse no, she is not my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
No.

[Anonymous No.]

NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679

Nah. It's my lunch break then, so I'm going to take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
my treemouto wants to, so I will to

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>>6159056
You know, if I could shit in her mouth on her birthday, she'd get 100K viewers easily. People would be talking about that shit for weeks
and you'd have to stuff a banana up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158949
I subbed to her only because she's in hololive, I've never watched her streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
The only thing I'll wish for is her graduation.

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>>6159217
The entire HoloEn is collabing, so she might at least get close.

[Anonymous No.]

You wont wish /our/ girl a happy birthday anon? you cant do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6160004
Please watch her birthday. It will be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

what will happen to her face if calli doesn't come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159414
Tick tock

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
boring AF birthday stream

[Anonymous No.]

I dont understand Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking loser, can’t even get Pekonumbers on her birthday. She even begged her to call in on Twitter in Japanese. I hope she doesn’t, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

I THOUGHT SHE AND MOONA HATED EACH OTHER. THAT MOONA AND KIARA WILL NEVER GREET EACH OTHER. ARE THE RRATS WRONG AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6163630
Really?
That's pretty pathetic if true.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like her but since it's her HoloEN birthday collab, I will wish her happy birthday later.

Common courtesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6159217
It's going to be close to 50k easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
>sit through a stream with mostly Kiara talking about herself
No
>everyone deserves some kindness on their birthday
Fine, I won't shitpost about her today

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, isn't egg what kfp call their antis?

[Anonymous No.]

that person who deleted their reply hoping that pekora wouldn't call in to kiara's birthday stream

that's right

fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

rratbros....

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>>6164723
>100k?
I actually didn’t delete it, still doesn’t change the fact that she had to beg her on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>get your long time oshi USADA PEKORA the face of hololive on your birthday stream
>"alright goodbye now i have more people to talk to"
Off the charts today

[Anonymous No.]

>>6165088
Literally kicked Pekora off the Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6165088
I always have to publicly beg people to call me on my birthday. What a fucking loser, can’t even get as many viewers as an average Peko stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, did she really cut off all the call-ins short so she could get to this merch shilling quicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6165500
Idk something about a 1 hour timelimit for something

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>>6165500
Holy fucking based

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>>6165500
She's running out of time and the merch shilling is corporate mandate.

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf, why was she in such a rush to show the merch?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit KFP I fucking kneel, this is the first good merch I've seen from a vtuber that doesn't make me cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

YEP!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think these girls actually cringe when reading superchats like that? Why is the vtubing community like this?

[Anonymous No.]

good bye rrats bross

[Anonymous No.]

>>6165738

cutting of call-ins is pure cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166157
What do you want them to say on stream exactly? Every other member does it the same way because they have a time limit for birthday streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>cutting off Sora Fubuki and Pekora because of a scheduled tweet

[Anonymous No.]

Slightly miffed with the stream. If she was rushing coz of the merch then why didn't she shill for those earlier on? Felt awkward she had to cut call-ins short

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166275
>Every other member does it the same way because they have a time limit for birthday streams.
that's simply not true

[Anonymous No.]

>>6165679
Scheduled tweets. A little poor organization on her end, maybe because she didn't expect as many as she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166587
Well, every member who people actually want to call. Ame didn't have to worry about it because she's a loner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6164962
Cry more

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Did i miss something?
Been playing Factorio for the last 9 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
nah I'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166709
About what exactly? She got shit numbers and even shittier merch. I am glad. Didn’t you say she would get 100k viewers? Keep seething.

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>>6166840
I mean yeah, it's her birthday

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>>6158679
I’m expecting her to get pretty big numbers with her birthday once she does the whole HoloEN collab later. She’s already making bank with all the superchats losers have been throwing at her. You can hate all you want, even if she’s one of the least popular HoloEN she sure knows how to make money and build a very loyal fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao that birthday message was so low energy? Sam was like fuck this I'm out by the end

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>>6166979

[Anonymous No.]

Who are all the call ins? Can't catch up co she just speedruns shit and seem to not care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166109
Dumbass dudes who get no pussy so they invest too heavy in a parasocial relationship. Nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>>6164391
Counting reps, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167277
Nene
Watame
Aki
HoloID1
Anya
Sora
Pekora
Fubuki
Ollie
Gura

may have missed one

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167338
Many such cases!

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>>6167440
The birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167277
She prefers paid celebrity videos over holomem call-ins. Don't watch the VOD. It's frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167256
Peko didn’t even know it was her birthday, kek.
>>6165415

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>>6167338
Do you think vtubers know this and try to capitalize on this? Kiara said she will be selling an audio clip of a fake “date at the zoo” with her. I can’t really blame them though the money is so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. So it looks like she was rushing earlier just to announce the merch. Imagine cutting off a ton of your senpais and then continue call-ins later

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>>6167418
What a depressing birthday.

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>>6167440
>No Ame, Ina or even Moro
Jesus fuck and we were on a unity roll for birthdays too

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158736
ayamefaggots as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167646
How retarded are you? EN callins are happening right now.

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>>6167593
What’s depressing about this? Genuinely curious, aren’t these good numbers?

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>>6166396
There has to be a better, more subtle way to let her call in guests know that she has a tight schedule rather that just cutting them off. Maybe even a discord message in the channel or something.

It's just like, thanks for coming but fuck off cause I need to plug my merch in time. You can call later when I'm done.

I'm just glad I don't watch her regularly cause that would do my fucking head in.

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>>6167418
Anonchama the stream actually peaked at 50k when the merch was announced, people just didn't care about anything left when she started playing those fucking videos

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>>6165415
>Ame doesn't realize she has to ask people to call-in so no one does.
>Everyone makes fun of her.
>Kiara does it properly and asks people to call-in if they're available.
>Schizos seethe over it.

>>6167646
Ina's calling right now, she just woke up and is extremely sleepy and cute
Ame's probably coming after unless she overslept
Mori hates Kiara so who knows whether she shows up

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>>6167708
They are, you're replying to bait.

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>>6167708
Not really, but they aren't that bad either. They're on the low side of expected but not over 2 standard deviations below.

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>>6167706
>>6167762
The fuck? You mean to tell me she did regular call ins, then that frodo video, and now en calls in, with gura calling before frodo?

What in the fuck is this retarded ordering.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kills a thousand rrats
>Gets visited by Hololive royalty
>Actually decent merch
>UNITY

No wonder you schizos have to bring up numbers to seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167762
Ask privately = normal
Ask publicly = pathetic

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>>6167981
No, Gura came after the Sam cameo video. She mixed in call-ins with cameos and also had a video from some other vtuber singing Hinotori.
I agree it's super disorganized though, she should've done the cameos first and then the merch and then the call-ins so she wouldn't be stressed for time.

[Anonymous No.]

what does ame flavor taste like

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>>6167593
Well, thats what you get for speedrunning shit.

>>6167502
Thank you anonchaama. I feel frustrated by how hyper AND fast the calls were. Doesn't feel like good quality calls at all.

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>>6168066
Yeah I was surprised she started doing call-ins 20 minutes into the stream because it was getting close to midnight Japan and that's when the merch would be announced.
Definitely one of her dumbest decision ngl. Middle management (Jenma) should have had some inputs on the scheduling for events like this.

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>>6167708
They are average, for Pekora.
Quadruple the average for Kiara.
These are the numbers for Pekora’s stream that ended right before this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167708
They are average, for Pekora.
Quadruple the average for Kiara.
Compared to the numbers for Pekora’s stream that ended right before this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6167338
Just because you want to make someone your wife doesn't mean you can't have any self-awareness at all. Talking to them about something they probably forgot about in a week as if it's been weighing on you for months is a pretty unself-aware thing.

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>>6167993
Who/which group did she unite with?

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>>6167762
You're shouting at people who are either fucking around to rile you up or are legitimately insane. Either way, your message is unfortunately going to fall on deaf ears. Unless that's what you want because you enjoy talking to brick walls like I do.

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>>6167726
Except that it didn’t. Prove it.

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>>6168822
I mean at that point if they had any self-awareness they probably wouldn’t be dropping hundreds at vtubers to fill the void.

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>>6167418
oh no no no no

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>>6168861
all of them. every single one.

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>>6169146
I do it for my chickenwife on occasion, but usually just leave a stupid simple message of encouragement. No need to profess my love directly because it won't change any dynamic between me and her or her and her viewers.

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>>6169286
She talked with every vtuber group and every indie?
That's pretty damn impressive.

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>>6167517
>Kiara’s Unity

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lol, can't even break 20K on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>6158679
Kneel Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6166144
Based Moona.

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>>6169400
Oh yeah I think it’s fine to drop one donation or 2 from time to time. But when I see people drop 500 dollars donations I can’t help but cringe. Even if they’re very rich if they make that much money they’re probably old enough to know it’s a stupid move.

[Anonymous No.]

More like Afterbirthday. It was almost as fun as an abortion.

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>>6169966
Depends on the level of richness and how it was earned in a lot of cases. If I had millions of dollars and inherited most of it from someone else, I'd probably be a little more loose with the money. Self-made millionaires tend to be stingy as fuck. 6 figure salary-makers might be willing to do a hundo a week if they recently started making that much because they've never had the ability to do so prior Kiara really needs to start enjoying herself a little bit. Obviously this gig is finite so it's good to be conscious of money, but I really wish she would tell us about her eating some fancy shit. I guess the new appliances, cars for family, ubereats all day, and vacation are good examples though.
The funniest of all the groups is the poor people who waste their money on shit like this and bemoan the fact that 'fate' is so mean to them and that it's hard to scrape by.

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>>6158679
>says she's having a little party with the rest of EN
>says its nice to be with people instead of alone
>20k people there with her when she said it
T-Thanks...

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>>6171475
Has she ever said that she was getting ubereats all day and bought cars for family members? I missed those

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>>6171570
It's almost like parasocial relationships aren't real relationships

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>>6172083
It doesn't have to be real just pretend

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>>6171570
The 20k doesn’t count. They’re not people just a number on her screen next to an emoji spamming machine in her chat.

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>>6167993
>Gets visited by Hololive royalty
No shit when you are inviting people personally.

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>>6172318
That's why the members stream later this week is going to be way better in terms of getting her thoughts out. More relaxed atmosphere with little to no pressure because a lot of the KFP willing to show up for those are dedicated simps like me.

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>>6172311
Tells you something about /vt/ when even Kiara doesn't want to pretend to be your friend

[Anonymous No.]

why are dog fuckers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Might watch it later. Was busy with work related stuff. I'll catch the collab though.

>3 hrs.
The second half is reading superchats, right?

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>>6158679
KIARAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>>6167993
>Gets visited by Hololive royalty
She's been friends with NENEKING for a while tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6179880
Only because Nene is too childish and naive to realize what a huge piece of shit Kiara is.

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>>6168652
3$ kek
Why nousagis are so poor?

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>>6158736
>entirety of EN can't even beat a lazy oni
the deadsubs recline is real

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>>6170137
Is that balut? are you actually going to eat it?