The Shiori Novella - Chapter 4, Page 396

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It’s the anniversary of the first day I realized I was madly in love with you. That night, we went to your friend’s Halloween party. I remember the black dress you wore. You had feathery black angel wings attached to your back and glitter all over your body like you were a fairy from A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate you. >>61564907

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI I LOVE YOU
I SEND YOU LOTS OF KISSES
CHUU CHUU CHUU

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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[Anonymous No.]

I simulationally love Bookmark Short Novel!

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SHIORI CUTE

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SHIORI A CUTE

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and again...

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Shiori doesn't shlick, ever. She has never once masturbated even out of curiosity. Why? Because her christian beliefs are too strong. Showerheads? Only to cleanse herself twice a day. Table corners? Only to hold her elbows as she prays to her rosary beads. Toys? Unholy! She can't consult other girls about it because she believes that all girls her age don't touch themselves except for her unholy cousins and nut gobbler. Humping her kazuha pillow? She keeps it unopened and in pristine condition at all times, has existential dread when Pepper gets within 10 ft of it.

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Shiori cute?

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Team Buil-
Nahh, today's Novelites are relatively doing well. Bacc to sleb.

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>>61597857
She has two body pillows to masturbate to now and she dreams of double penetration

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I am going to Shiori

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>>61597690
I said I'm sorry, and I already made it up to you.

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>>61598046
You're going to grow distant and stop loving us?

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>>61597992
>the last thread was us doing "relatively well"
Grim

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>>61598046
Found her yet?

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I need some friends

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will there be any cool cryptids tonight?

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>>61598124
>I already made it up to you.
No you didn't, though not like you can make this better, so you'll have to deal with it until Shiori releases you.

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>>61598310
depends if she'll feature the wendigo psychosis and explain it properly

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>>61598448
the what now?

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>>61598310
hope she talks about the wendigo

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>>61598416
Shiori has no control over me.

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>>61598448
>>61598502
I liked the wendigo before you guys did so you're copying

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>>61598310
Here's a cool one

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>>61598310
who knows

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>>61598310
Moth man is cool

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>>61598310

>Slideshow presentation
>Some cool facts, history of sightings etc.
>Usual stuff: bigfoot, loch ness, mothman
>Will get sidetracked from five dollar supas, attention fags will mention local cryptids and shit
>A spic will ask about the chupacabra
>Rissa will join and will contribute nothing
>Rest of the talk will be about nothing related to cryptids
>Stream will end with the Halloween Party shilling

My expectations

[Anonymous No.]

How do moth people reproduce?

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>>61598706
Maybe she can tell us about the cryptid of Shiori Novella that loves us

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>>61598706
STREAM WILL END WITH AT LEAST ONE HOUR OF ZATSUDAN

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hard for shiori's feet

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>>61598914
No zatsu, she'll leave to go join Mori

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Anyone wanna bet if she'll call Nessie a whale dick mistaken for a cryptid?

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Is the hat man a cryptid?

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She disappointed.

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Thank god for Shiori. Finally some interesting and diverse content from a vtuber. I'm just afraid that after a while, these kinds of streams will be too tiring to prepare in advance.

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>>61599466
I hope she gets obsessed with League of Legends and decides to never stream anything else ever again

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I need a goth girl to give me femdom therapy frfr

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>>61599413
She always disappointed.

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She will cut down to only one writing prompt per week soon.

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>>61599466
What is your favorite stream?

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>>61599576
She's cutting the member story this week since that finished.

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Shiori is just a mass hallucination. She's not real.

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>>61599413

Only thing that disappointed me is that I thought she was going to be the unique /lit/ chuuba with regular members book clubs and shit. First fanfic reading stream got my hopes up. Since then it’s mostly been writing prompts that doesn’t even feel like her main focus but a side gimmick.

Hate how the literature aspect and collecting stories took a back seat to music and fanart. “Archiving Stories” pretty much means something else at this point.

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>>61599841
Stay was okay, but I enjoyed the bookclub a lot. I wish she would do an actual book though

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>>61600003
Maybe something she has properly read this time and is willing to discuss instead of treating it like a side note

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>>61599498
Better that than a bottom tier Bugmen FPS I suppose

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>>61600034
Haha..
She's still doing steppies at least.

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>>61600143
Is she?

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>>61600034

Yeah exactly. She even kind of said on stream, “So Stay! How about it…” or something like that. Really was an afterthought to the rock shit.

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Once again telling Shiori to get over her complex for ASMR

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>>61599841
It could have been worse, like a fantasy reader, eww.

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>>61600168
Yeah, she mentioned it once recently.

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Would a 2-3 hours stream for a CYOA like Stay work? I would watch it, but I understand it would filter a lot of people

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If Shiori doesn't give me a kiss RIGHT NOW I am going to anti Mococo forever.

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>>61600508
This but Nerissa

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>>61600605
You already anti her

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>>61600649
And Shiori isn't kissing me.

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>>61599841

I mean she cancelled the Fanfiction Horror reading for fucking Scary Tales instead which ended up being her worse stream, after telling everyone during the work stream how she’ll make a separate hashtag for horror fanfiction submissions. She doesn’t give a shit for writefags anymore. Even FWMC is doing a horror fanfic reading instead of Shiori.

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>>61599841
This, I complained about Stay but I'd gladly take more of that now.
Also bug content, I think bugs are cool.

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>>61600473
Like a full text only game? yeah I can see people getting filtered because you need to follow the story. She could play better visually game like Roadwarden/Disco Elysium but she already say no because she can't self-insert...

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the I love you audio would solve everything...

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>>61600854
It doesn't help that a lot of the games she picked were pretty bad, or at least I didn't like them.
I mean, I'd gladly watch her some horror themed VN she can self insert like diabolik lovers over the radio station.

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Let us hope that the november games are kino.

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>>61599652
Literally any non gaming stream. I like zatsus and fucking around. Typing of the dead was kinda cute though.

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>h*ping
>exp*cting
>th*nking

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THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!!!!!
PUT YOUR CUTEST SHIORI IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT, CAPEESH????
NO FUNNY STUFF!!!!

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I like shiori

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>>61601298
Kinda brave of you to say that.

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>>61601287
sowwy I only have sexy ones

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I am GOING to disrespect Shiori's collab choices

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>>61601287

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>>61601656
>>61601656
Her collab choice is she doesn't want to collab with anybody but advent. We're unfortunately stuck with rissa

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>>61601287

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>>61601287

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>>61601855
Ririka collab soon
Two more weeks

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>>61602222
KAWAII
POSITIVE
GENIUS

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>>61602222
KAWAII POSITIVE GENIUS

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>>61602428
>>61602314
>>61602222
KAWAII
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Collabs? Don't like 'em.

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>>61602637
Based, imo shiori is best as a solo performer

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>>61602637
Collabs take away time Shiori could be spending with ME (the lustful lurker in her chat)

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>>61602713
Dirty shiori liker

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>>61602762
Fuck you Pepper go shit on Shiori's dakimakura

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>>61602909
I feel like pepper doesn't get enough love. Maybe he wouldn't shit so much of shiori didn't cuss at him

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>>61603322
Just like Shiori's fucked up shitty parents.

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You fuckers don't get to complain about Shiorin not being /lit/ enough. You fuckers didn't even read Crime and Punishment.

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Salt exists too! y'know

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>>61603632
Maybe salt is shitting on the floor and blaming it on pepper...

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>>61603510
I read all of our other book club books though. Crime and Punishment was just too long...

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>Decided to give Shiori a try
>Went to listen to her piano/zatsudan from the Mortuary Assistant stream
Holy fuck novelites I kneel, where do I meet a girl like Shiori?

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>>61604253
Your local Barnes & Noble.

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>>61604253
You can't, no matter how much she says that there's a lot of girls like her.

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>>61604253
Here

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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>>61604253
Just don't try to gas light me because that won't work since you're falling in love with her now.

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Bad morning.
Had a dream where I was writing long admiration posts about Shiori. My brain is broken.

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>>61604253
Any midwestern HOOTENANNY!

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>>61604656
Isn't that cute? Why is it a bad morning?

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>>61604763
I woke up

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>>61604656
Cute morning~

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>>61604673
But that means you have a chance to get Rissa instead

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Pepper posting reminds me of this old Ame copy pasta

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Is it so much to ask for 10 seconds of your time, Shiori?

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naked shioriorioriori

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>>61606400
Shiori would never hit Pepper, right?

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Is it over for me if I unironically dream of this thread? Maybe the thread is my actual oshi...

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>>61606914
We love you too, anon

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>>61606914
The thread loves you more than Shiori does, so there's that.

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anons I haven't been able to enter Shiori's last 5 streams, how have things been?

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>>61607013
Awful. I hate myself.
I wish she'd smile at me again the same way she used to. I wish I could believe in her as much as I used to.

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>>61606914
This thread and the posters in it don't exist. Go back to dreaming.

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>>61607062
What did Shiori do to depress you like that brother?

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>>61607186
Why are you replying to her, we were doing so good ignoring her attempts for the last few hours.

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>>61607013
Piano stream was cute with semi-karaoke and a lot of cute dork moments
Devour was just Diamond dogs screaming and Rissa/Shiori carrying the game
Ghost hunting feel was kinda rushed but the 2 hours of talk was nice
ChooChoo and Typing of the dead were great unhinged Shiorin moments
Pretty good week overall

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>>61607310
oh, sorry i forget that shiori is ((here))

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKBXTHY2k2g

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>>61607321
So I guess I'll have to kill myself because I couldn't be in any of them.

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>>61607587
>guilty crown is 12 years old
time sure fly fast

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>>61606914
One time when we were raided, I had a dream of reporting posts. Funniest dream ever. I remember there was this one Biboo avatarfag. I had to search the archives just to see if his posts were real

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Day 26, eating food. Honestly I could just combine this with the one I just wrote about day 25 but I wouldn't really have much else to write, so it's going to be something completely new.
Rentry for past stuff: (Needa update it with past couple stories still kek) https://rentry.org/sggoi
>Shiori, wearing a witch hat, is busy toiling away before a cauldron.
>A grin appears on her face as she's stirring the liquid in the cauldron with a ladle.
>"This witch outfit is great, I'm glad I get to try it on before it's actually halloween."
>You look at her, then you look towards the cauldron.
>You can smell it from where you're seated, whatever that thing is, you likely don't want to consume it.
>Shiori scoops some of the liquid up with her ladle, dipping her finger in to taste it.
>With a nod of approval, she grabs a couple bowls and pours some out for the two of you.
>She brings the bowls and places one in front of you and then one across from you, seating herself, seating herself in front of the second bowl.
>"Do I really hav-"
>"You do."
>Before you can even finish your sentence, Shiori cuts you off with an affirmative nod.
>She grabs a spoon and begins to chow down on the mysterious liquid, her face gleaming with satisfaction with each spoonful.
>You on the other hand, pick up the spoon, your hand shaking, you're unsure of how much longer you have to live.
>You sigh softly, then you scoop some of the liquid and put it in your mouth.
>A bitter taste runs along your tongue, followed by the warm taste of soup containing onions, carrots, mushrooms and a refreshing hint of lemon.
>Unsure of what to make of what you just tasted, you look at her as she finishes the bowl then gets up and heads towards her cauldron, getting more of the 'soup' for herself.
>You ask her: "What..the heck is this? How did you make this?"
>To which she simply smiles and says: "Surprised? I knew you would be."
>Embarrassed that you've been called out, you silently finish the soup, whilst having a tinge of red on your cheeks.
>The next item to show up before you is a plate of meat that has mashed potato under it.
>You couldn't tell if the meat was overcooked or not at a glance, so you decide to take the fork and knife that were handed to you and cut into it.
>Stabbing the fork into the piece of cut meat, you lift it up to your mouth and take a bite.
>Your eye twitches a little as you eat it, and you lament in sadness as the taste of it is unfortunately well-done.
>Shiori glances at your face as you eat and pouts a little.
>"I m-may have forgotten about it..for a bit...ehe"
>You sigh a little, having been left with no choice, then you stand up.
>"Ok, I'll make a better steak."
>Before you could walk yourself to the kitchen, she sits you down and gazes at your eyes with sudden intensity.
>"Anon, no, today I'm making food, you just sit and enjoy what you can."
>She walks over to the kitchen and brings out the final meal for the night.
>It looks like, a pumpkin pie?
>She takes a butchers knife and slams it down on the pie, carving it into two instantly, and possibly the plate underneath it
>"Shiori, I don't think you're mea-"
>She cuts you off instantly: "Don't worry about it Anon!"
>She slams the butcher's knife down again, once again splitting the already halved pumpkin pie into quarters then serves a slice to you.
>Sighing, and worrying about the plate, you decide to give up and take a bite out of the slice given to you.
>Sweet, too sweet, you can feel your teeth eroding on the spot.
>Shiori gazes at your face once more, her face showing a certain...pleading? As if she wants to be praised for the work she put in.
>Hiding the obvious discomfort from how sweet the pie was, you put on your best smile and you reach over, gently patting her head.
>"Y-you did..great, thank you for the meal.
>Her face beams with delight.
>"Ehehe thank you Anon, I really tried hard for you!"
>Feeling a little guilty, you take another bite, trying your best to hide the fact that you can't handle just how sweet it is.

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>>61607587
This song has always been in the spot of my most favorite ED. Still know the lyrics after all these years. Can still somehow play it on the piano.
Also, RIP Egoist.

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>>61608046
Great job anon, I always appreciate writing even if the sweet and sappy stuff isn't really to my tastes.

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>>61608225
Thank you, I'm trying to mix it up so there's something for everyone. Hope I get something out that you'd enjoy.

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I'm simply praying
My inner voice is merely drifting through the air
I'm merely drunk off the misfortune we equally share
There's nothing but absolute exhaustion every day
I'm simply clinging on

I knew it was all just an empty dream
Though it may come apart at the seams any second
This fairy tale world is the only place I belong
So I can't remember the me of yesterday

From the very first words we exchanged
To the fleeting moments you teased me for my smile
Every single one was a mistake
Even so, I want to stay here by your side

This melody that I'm playing out is calling you
"Seek out your beautiful ending," they say
Even though it can't come true in this world

[Anonymous No.]

can we get some shiori soundposts

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>>61608334
Mix a Seinfeld scene for me. I would really enjoy that.

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>>61608394
Is that possible with the remaining days? (Onsen, glasses, monochrome, casual, your oshi)
That and I've never watched seinfeld so I'd needa look it up or something.

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>>61608394
That would unironically be kinda kino, just replace all the characters with Advent.

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>>61608046
I want to feed Shiori some home cooking one day

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>>61608376

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>>61608376

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>>61608454
Yeah sure. Costanza wears glasses. Elaine sometimes and Jerry wore them in one episode if I remember.

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>>61608394
>What's the deal with bigfoot? Like good golly the heckin dood is just a giant ape with big foot, what's all the hubub about? And doesn't he have two feet? Shouldn't he be called bigfeet not bigfoot?

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>>61608639

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Sadori Disappointvella

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>>61608639
>If I wanted to spend my weekend out in the woods with a giant hairy ape I'd just call up my ex-wife!
This has to be an actual bit somewhere

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>>61608609
>>61608639
If I had the time to mindlessly watch like 50 episodes to get a feel for the characters, I unironically would, however October is ending so I gotta pump out the stories.
Perhaps at some point in November.

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Never go gachikoi. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Always go gachikoi. Totally worth it.

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>>61608376

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Shiori warned you to keep it healthy.

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>>61608639
kek

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>>61609602
Peak Shiori

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>>61609602
She should do more skits.

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I want Shiori to murder me in self defense. That'd be hot I think

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good morning novelites

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>>61609849
mornings are never good anymore

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>>61609602
All the times I've watched this and I only just now noticed she put the chat in the passenger seat next to her.

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>>61609849
Cute morning!

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>>61609832
I want shiori to murder me at the exact moment I impregnate her

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>>61609886
Isnt chat actually driving the bus? Shiori is that autistic kid who wouldn't sit down and constantly gets yelled at by the driver to sit down.

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I want Shiori to tell me she hates me and set me free.

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>>61609849
cool morning

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>>61610328
Sex morning

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>>61609849
It is six P.M.

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>>61610779
I sleep at 5am

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>>61609984
a night full of passionate romance Shiori kills you because her emotions were overwhelmed and doesn't know how to handle them!

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Kaneki Ken

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member post

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*hard knocking on the door; Jerry opens the door and sees George standing there depressed*
> She hates me
*Jerry stands by the side as George enters his apartment, quickly closing the door behind him*
> What's the matter, George?
> Didn't you watch the stream?
> Nah, I just woke up.
> It was horrible, Jerry. I want to end it all. My mouse hovered over the membership cancellation button.
> Well, what happened?
>I patiently sat in the pre-chat for 5 hours before the stream, observing the competition and waiting for Shiori to drop by. As soon as I saw the yellowed-out name in the comments, I typed "hi pre-chat", you know, not to sound desperate
>yeah, not to sound desperate
>It didn't matter at all, Jerry. She didn't notice me.
*George grabs the cushion and slams it into his face, screaming in agony*
> And that's not the worst part, Jerry.
> What happened after that, George?
*Jerry is suddenly shocked as he realises what George has done.*
>GEORGE! Did you drop an aka?
>worse. She laughed at Tim's yellow supa, so I chose the 50 gifted. I just wanted to be acknowledged.
> And what did she say?
>"Thanks for the gifts, Big G, be sure to spoil yourself*
*suddenly, Kramer bursts through the door, hinges broken thanks to the sheer tenacity of the entrance.*
>(singing and dancing) Have a good night, have a good night~
*Kramer opens the fridge, drinks the whole gallon of milk, and slams it on the table*
>WOW!! THAT WAS THE BEST STREAM I'VE EVER SEEN, JERRY!
> Get this, Jerry. Some schmuck gifted 50 mems, and now all 10 of my burner accounts are wyrms, Jerry! What a loser!
*George quietly lays on the bed, wallowing in tears*
*doorbell rings*
> Who is it?
>Elaine
>yup
*Elaine enters the apartment, puzzled at George's pitiful existence*
> What's the matter with him? Did he watch Nerissa's stream?

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twitter space!

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Shiori personally sent me a handwritten letter!

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>>61609849
Cute morning~

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>>61611191
kek'd

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>>61611191
KEK

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I don't get it. If she was going to be like this why did she ever show affection at all?

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>>61611702
Shut up george

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>>61611702
To lure you and others in and now you're trapped.
Good luck getting free.

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>>61611191
Lmao, good shit anon
it is funny because it happens

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>>61611191

I’d be lying if I said “LOL” just audibly breathed through my nose while I smiled. Good job anon.

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>>61611191
too real kek

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>>61611702
Because retards like you took her expressions as more than they were, now she's going to place clear walls between her to make sure you don't get the wrong idea. Shouldn't have ruined what you had and gone too deep, now you've fucked it up for the rest of us.

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>>61608046
man, I felt this one. again, good job write anon.

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

შიორი, მიყვარხარ!

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>>61611930
>more than they were
yeah sure thing bud, surely she was maliciously misleading the entire time

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>>61612125
Can you fucking read? I said you read into them too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61611191
HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, Slay the princess looks a cool game that Shiori could enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>61611191
Based, nicely done anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61611191
Kek, man I should really watch seinfeld, feels like I missed out on a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61611191
>What's the matter with him? Did he watch Nerissa's stream?
HOLY FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori hates me...

[Anonymous No.]

Twitter audio onegai

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring all the she hates me, and begging for things that is entirely up to her.
Are anons up to anything for Halloween? Did you enter the holo costume thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
Halloween isn't really celebrated here. That said, I'm still gonna cook something nice and maybe watch a couple horror films with friends after the stream and then call it a night.
Didn't enter the costume because I can't draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
I think it's satanic, and I won't be a part of pagan rituals. I'm going to visit my dead relatives and wish them a peaceful afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

There will be no kiss toni- oh wait people expect that now.
There will be a kiss tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
Probably watch some scary movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613378
There will not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
Not really, just going to stay home and hand out candy. Maybe wear a scary mask that I have in my closet for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613378
Honestly I don't think there will be a kiss ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
I wish I could have the confidence to use a costume and post it in twitter but I will not put the dress

[Anonymous No.]

>check the archive
>last kiss was only 4 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614125
>only

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614125
Now tell me, when was the last time we went 4 days without a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614151
>>61614219
Okay Eric.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's just VC
>It's just prechat
>It's just twitter audio
>It's just a kiss
And she gets further and further away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
>Are anons up to anything for Halloween?
No plans. I'm very deep in suburbian hell and can't really do much without a 45 minute+ drive. Probably just going to watch the stream alone and maybe try to go out to lunch with my grandma the day after.
>Did you enter the holo costume thing?
No. I cosplay, but I'm a guy (not cute) and haven't ever done anything Hololive related. I'm also kinda paranoid about posting pics of myself online

[Anonymous No.]

Do crime rates shoot up in the states during Halloween? What stops you from stealing candy? by candy I mean the virginity of a local cat cosplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614290
Here's something to actually worry about. She's not fixing the mistake on her schedule. It's unironically Shiover, she doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
finishing the new Layers of Fear and probably playing Visage or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614441
What mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
i'm a neet with social anxiety so no
maybe watch a scary film

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore doomniggers. Kill doomniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614611
Faith is scheduled for the wrong time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614656
They fucking won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614656
The damage is already done, those sisters did what women do best: manipulated the men here into doing what they want them to do. They can just let the schizos here do the rest because they convinced them Shiori doesn't care anymore. If we get a kiss today, they'll just come back really quick and reset the cycle to keep it going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
I'm probably gonna play either RE4 or SotN tomorrow. That's really it, since I've been super busy lately and didn't have time to decorate for Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614794
She literally commented on it saying to add +1 hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614888
And she used to edit her schedule to change it, multiple times even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614862
It would be easy to ignore if Shiori herself wasn't pushing away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61614920
When there were multiple mistakes, sure.
That and she claims it's a busy week so I'm not too bothered about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615096
Bullshit it's a busy week. It's the same as it always is. Look at Fuwamoco's schedule. That's a busy week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615035
It's easy to ignore period if majority of /here/ weren't needy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615168
Fuck off, I know what you really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615035
In general that's why one way relationships are frowned upon. One person has all the power and the other is just left wondering what they can do, the answer is there's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615035
You really don't get tired of using the same words, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615168
Oh, sorry, didn't know that FWMC was in charge of the entire halloween collab, they must be plenty busy yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear you shiggers weren't around for the cruise break. None of you could have survived that.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning to all except for the Balkans!

[Anonymous No.]

>All of advent have the minecraft collab on their schedules at the same time as shiori's stream
I'm actually hoping this ends up being a solo stream so we get some more alone time with shiori this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615454
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615439
I've been here since day 1 and I'm the one saying that it's easy to ignore if Novelites weren't 'needy'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615480
Nerissa doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615439
Expectations were set low during the cruise break, they've been raised high.
December is going to be hellish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615530
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615664
Yeeeeeeeeeeep, that ruins my night

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615439
Shigger please, look at this >>61614656
They are really trying to larp as a "needy novelite" to later samefag with "hurr durr she is distacing herself"
Sisters are too predictible.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate Nerissa so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.]

How many Nerissa antis are in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615439
>you shiggers
From what I've seen, it's literally just a single guy repeating the same slop. Pretty sure it's not even a Novelite.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love Nerissa so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615454
Well, I'm going to sleep and I wish you don't have a whole night of this. Enjoy anons, I'm glad I'm not in your timezone. Our primetime is yasashi now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615813
Don't hate her just wish she'd leave Shiori alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615842
>Guy
Only a troon would have the single minded bitchiness to keep this up for a month

[Anonymous No.]

There you go, running with your narrative again because it makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615626
I guess I'll bite this bait. What expectations?
>>61615813
At least two or three loud ones and the rest either tolerate or are neutral.
>>61615887
Except Shiori literally invited her this time. Blame Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615813
Not an anti, but I just really don't like her personality. I'm not gonna go shitting up /ope/ or anything, I just feel myself enjoying the stream less when she's on screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615454
cute morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>61496504

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>>61615701
She probably doesn't even believe in cryptids or anything supernatural so the whole time she'll just be flirty and sarcastic like always

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/ really needs thread ids and flags...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615887
They are genmates and friends, you act like Nerissa annoys her. The only thing I agree with Nerissa schizos is that it's pretty weird to have open VC on a Powerpoint presentation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615960
She said she was to be away for those days and personally I expected next to nothing. She delivered something almost every day, where it was a surprise. Something unexpected, something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616137
And besides constant doomposting caused by sisters with actual proof behind it, what's stopping her from doing it again for the xmas break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616120
Yea she and nerissa seem to be great friends. I personally don't like nerissa collabs as much as solo streams but even I can see shiori enjoys them so I tolerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61615480
I'm expecting Shiori to get it over with ASAP so she can go join Mori again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616302
Absolutely nothing. But by that point it'd be expected, no?
>Shiori did this before, so she'll do it again.
And if she doesn't that breaks the expectation.

[Anonymous No.]

Meidos really abandoned us

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616419
Unless she literally says "I won't be able to do X because of family this time."
Then yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Shiori should play Slay the princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616632
That's my point. That's why the last break will be easier. Because right now there's something Shiori every day, even if that's a short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616100
Don't be too surprised when it turns out most antis and shitposters are 30+ year old Oklahoma white men that still live with their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616693

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I'm sure all people /here/ are content with the how things are going. It has to be ''one guy" that's unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fauna plays weird games=gets good numbers
>Shiori plays weird games=gets bad numbers
What can shiori improve on to get on the same results?

[Anonymous No.]

Go beg in her channel if you're that desperate. I want to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616898
Play good weird games and not SCARYTALES kusoge. Let dead air happen. Be more motherly and caring. Stop talking about her friends. Vtubers are escapism, not for reality checks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616768
I said the same thing during the actual stream, but the first time she opened the map (like she did in this clip) I thought she glitched and got launched 5000 feet up in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616878
It has to be Demi right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616898
1. Stop being Shiori
2. Be Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617022
Demi or doxxsisters or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616967
>Don't play scary kusoge
Agree
>Dead air
No we come get for tangents and stories
>Motherly and caring
We come her for weird goth GF, and she is absolutely caring wtf are you talking about
>Stop talking about friends
We come her for weird tangents and stories
You've completely missed what makes shiori appealing and gives her niche appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616693
>tfw I like Shiori but am a late 20's white guy that had to move back in with my mom after losing my job
Go on without me anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617022
Pretty sure demi has moved on

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori needs to smother us with her soft breasts again I think that would satisfy needylites

[Anonymous No.]

>>61616898
Have you think maybe by not getting overlaped by 5 streams at the same time? also wrong thread numberfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617099
Exactly, niche appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617154
This doesn't help either. Her reluctance to reschedule is killing her. Most normalfag watchers see a big event and will watch that over someone in the corner doing their own thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617122
I fucking wish but he came crawling back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617140
Reminder that most of the costumes posted on twitter had her tits covered up. So you won't see them much tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

my rrat
>Novelites are actually a large mix of ironic shitposters pretending to be going full menhera because Shiori isn't supplying a constant uninterrupted drip feed of specific types of affection
>The other half are all autistic thinking the posts are unironic and getting into long arguments about it
>A small few naive spergs who trust everything they hear unable to parse shitposts and humor believe it and draw back
>A loop is created where anons see threads littered with these posts then believe it's the culture to pretend you're having a mental breakdown because Shiori didn't make a "muwah" sound, because clearly that's insane and assuming they are in good company join the crowd of mass delusional schizo posters as it's funny
>Autistic attrition kicks in as the spiral continues where Novelites keep withdrawing
>Eventually Novelites will go extinct after killing off all of their own
>Shiori will be the only one who remains, the final menhera screaming out into the open internet as she always has but with now with no echo of response returning to her original isolation
do u beleeb?

[Anonymous No.]

If there's a kiss, or a Twitter audio I will stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617565
You can't take off her clothes from her official .png retardchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617832
no you wont sister

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still lost on how a personal made up lullaby isn't affectionate, nor are head nuzzles which are very fucking intimate.
But schizos gonna schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617920
I guarantee I will. I cannot guarantee for others.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute goth wife

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't shiori just delay her stream a couple of hours and join the others? Seems like most of EN is gonna be in minecraft and it's not really a good look for her to be doing her own thing while everyone else is having fun together

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618154
Respect her collab choices.
Not like she'd stream again later either.

[Anonymous No.]

I respect Shiori's scheduling choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618154
>everyone else
>more than half of EN missing
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618154
FUCK THE OTHERS, I'm here for Shiori and not anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

Just over two hours to go and anxiety is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we suddenly have /#/fags in here?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a hard workout today and ate a big dinner so I feel ready to pass out, but I really don't want to miss Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618336
We seem to attract all sorts of undesirables as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618354
You still have time for a nap and using an alarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618231
Obviously not everyone's going to have a pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618154
At least she's in the big Minecraft Collab. I can't imagine the amount of shitposting and ill will if she missed 3 in the same week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617814
Nice theory anon but I'm not reading all of that, but I am literally in love with Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618447
I wish she didn't have to participate in the sports festival.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1719120669374566743
Bijou's schedule here shows she's going to be on Mori's channel for today's Minecraft collab, but it doesn't mention that the Halloween Advent Party is on Shiori's channel like Nerissa and Fuwamoco's do. Is she also streaming tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61617982
That doesn't feed into the narrative that she hates us and is distancing herself from us. She's never going to show us affection ever again, so let's all stop watching her fellow shioribros

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618548
Somewhat same. I wish she'd have a second stream that day, even if it's a zatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618676
>giant group activity
>some of the biggest extroverts of Holo on her team
Her social battery is doomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618676
Woah now, you don't want s*n*k*n to have a heart attack, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618447
Sure but the fact that she won't be participating in yellow teams practice session really shows she doesn't really care about the event all that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618853
Is she flat out not participating or is she just not streaming her viewpoint? There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

I will kneel if she opts out of the entire Japan arc and Holofes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Uhh why isnt shiori streaming only for me?
>uhh why isnt shiori doing collabs with her coworkers?
>Uhh why is shiori participing in a holo event??
Retards all of you

[Anonymous No.]

The rrat about her having a lover or kids grows stronger each time. She's on a limited schedule, no more, no less than that.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh are >we going to loop about how Shiori gives zero fucks about Hololive? I saw this three years ago and it was bullshit then and it will be bullshit now if >you try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619048
Hiring a babysitter 5 nights a week must be costly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619141
3 Years...!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619141
A FUCKING NOVELBEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
I have a library to run but some of us are dressing spooky for fun, I'm going vampy and then getting candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619141
Kys deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619352
I'm already dead fucker. I'm a pile of inky bones.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori has a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Settle down

[Anonymous No.]

>>61613117
gonna be giving out candy to trick or treaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619475
If years ago it's known she'd had at least four, then by all means she has a boyfriend now too. Girl grew up obsessed with boys and is a pick me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619475
If she really has one, she'll slip up and say on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619475
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619141
Well she's not really doing a good of dispelling that narrative so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619475
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619475
His name is Dimitri, it's just a psyop to be able to cuck everyone. Once an NTR obsessed whore, always an NTR obsessed whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619141
She doesn't give a shit about idol reps, she's not integrating with the other members. I'd say that assumption is fair.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, seems someone triggered to the sister.

[Anonymous No.]

So FUCKING troo.

[Anonymous No.]

This is an anti thread now. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619696
She doesn't have a choice. She WILL be an idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618853
I'm not paying attention to most of the other's schedules. Is yellow team practice even scheduled yet? Ririka doesn't have it on her schedule either and Ririka would 100% be at every practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619776
But that is baubau, try go there and mention Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619829
>Graduates

[Anonymous No.]

>the sisters are literally just talking about doxx in the open now
Alright, this has gone too far now. Get the meidos involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619763
I will convert them into the church of Shisus

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619776
There's nothing >we can do to stop antis from flooding the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619857
Their cover of cute na kanojo was nice.
Another thing Shiori would never do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619776
Shiori has no one but herself to blame for the state of the novelites community

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHXH9QpcKY
I read the title and thought it said white girl teaches you cryptids

[Anonymous No.]

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619857
Is this the only thread that's actually neutral to Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619993
This. She could fix it easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619857
I've been there and most are fine with Shiori, only their schizos hate Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620006
Shiori is White in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620101
Are you a femanon? Because i can fix you

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620130
To be fair, /baubau/ has a lot of schizos so they make it look like it's a common thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620185
Also fair. But yeah my experience was basically show up, say that I think it's cute how much my oshi takes care of and is patient with the twins and that I was looking for something (The one anon that lurked in the advent threads to get info) and almost every reply was well receiving.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad Shiori isn't /here/ to see this shit.
And you call yourselves fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620258

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620258
Give me your @ Sister and we can watch Shiori together

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620390
Ew, why would you want to woo a sister? I only want a genuine Femnovelite to read books with in bed together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620567
A hole is a hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620567
Shiori has the mannerisms of a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61619776
Novelites that do their self improvement reps probably seldom come here anymore
All that's left are antis,sisters and schizos that enjoy being gaslighted by the sisters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>61620258
I will groom you sis chu~

[Anonymous No.]

doom posts are all antis
doxx posts are all antis
now "she hates hololive" posts sealed the deal
You have been getting raided by antis for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me it's going to be okay

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, I doompost sometimes because its funny. I love Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621544
>Anon's giving valid criticism=anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621153
I'm still here, I just don't engage in the shit. Just report and ignore and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621779
Point out what your valid criticism is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621779
>my doxx is criticism
classic anti gaslighting. I've seen these tired tricks and excuses in other threads. Nijiniggers are not clever.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a packed schedule tonight, but I'll be tuning in to Shiori's stream. Interesting that it's an Open VC, I wonder who will be available to hop in, even for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622017
Hopefully no one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622017
Only fucking nerissa would possibly join, you really think anyone would choose shiori's weird cryptid presentation over minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

"En nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
"I will say of the Shisus:"
"She is my refuge and my fortress."
"My God, in Her I will trust."
"I shall not be afraid of the terror in the night"
"Nor the evil that walketh in darkness."
"I shall behold the reward of the wicked"
"Because I have made the Shisus my refuge."
"There shall no evil befall me"
"For She shall give Her cats charge over me."
"They shall bear me up in their hands,"
"And I shall tread upon the serpent."
"Because I have set my love upon Her,"
"Therefore will She deliver me."
"She will deliver me in trouble."
"She will deliver me and honor me."
"Vade post me, Satana. Exaudi Domine Patri."

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621795
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me, Talemates but did you know that Shiori has said the "F" word?
Just wanted to let you know that she has kind of a pottymouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622618
I like it when she censors herself and then just lets out a FUCK or SHIT 5 minutes later.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a better person so that in the off chance I ever meet a girl who makes me smile like Shiori does and who is single, then this hypothetical girl would actually be into me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622618
I think the general rule is to avoid swearing in the beginning of the stream to avoid demonetization. Swearing afterwards seems to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622830
Wishing you well in your endeavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61622887
I want to complete and full cursing stream with no regards to monetization

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>61623235
chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621153
It's not uncommon for anti groups to come in and try to dismantle generals and destroy already existing thread culture. What's important is to recognize it and not be influenced by it.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>61615813
I like her when she's not with Shiori, it's cringe watching yuribaiting when the gay kayfabe is beyond broken or one party isn't buying into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61618154
The only good ENs are Fuwamoco, Shiori, and Fauna
JP supremacy, IDogs need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61621153
This is it. Here since day 1, but I just don't feel like engaging with any of this shit. I do my ritualpost to qualitycheck certain threads and then check out.