The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 411

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Once I saw her monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind her yellow eyes.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait


Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ztEiiBNd0
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JylrsQEPgo

Time To Fertilize【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xS04zxRMS0&t=8652s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Merch:
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I was reading the past few threads and it seems that Shiori and IRyS already hit it off great. Their autism compliments each other. I'm happy to see Shiori getting more comfortable with her senpai

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i'm sure shiori was really cool in the sportsfes but i have trouble focusing when it comes to long vods...

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Oddly quiet

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>61953078
sports made me hungry, thanks for the meal

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We need more ShioRys, we need more of this pair

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I relatedly love Bookmark Short Novel!

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>>61953095
you can't just do that

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>>61953062
>>61953117
Shiori:Self Insert Fag
IRyS:Shipfag
Obviously they get along well
I want Shiori to step on IRyS btw

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>>61953298
Is this how they get along?

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>>61953393
Yeah pretty much

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>Both like Yaoi and are Fujos
No wonder they get along

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Reminder
"Shiori's lagging"
"So anyway, this anime guys, why do people keep staring? do they hate me?"
https://youtu.be/f-ztEiiBNd0?t=4987

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>>61953678
Thanks, now I gotta bleach my eyes

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>>61953678
When can we get a homophobic holo?

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>>61953894
Holo ID may be your best chance

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>>61953678
Shiori's not that much of a fujo but definitely some kindred sprit feeling with irys, the strongest shipper of hololive while she's the strongest self-insertfag of hololive. If they do talk about anime I wonder if they'd mesh though since Shiori avoids romance anime because the main character would have a relationship

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>>61953681
She's just like me frfr

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>>61953393
It's scary how much that manga was literally Shiori.

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Shiori's body is mad ripe, yo. She's creaming for me

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I want to stop getting character development

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>>61955131
I just want the pain to end

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I want IRyS to stay the fuck away from her. The last thing we need is some SEAclipper forced reddit love triangle for Shiori, Bae and IRyS to play up to ffs. The chat is bad enough as it is.

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>>61955283
Nah fuck you, clipniggers are going to do clipnigger shit no matter what so that should have no bearing on who she interacts with. Her interactions with IRyS were fun so I want to see more, simple as.

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>>61955283
Me just want funny friendship between two anime obsessed dorks. Degenerate coomers can talk about shipping cucking or whatever I just tune those out of my head

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>>61955400

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>>61955521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGHqqVOmlqY&t=35s

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>>61955400

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>>61955358
>>61955393
Without flirting they have nothing to talk about. I know you think I’m sounding like an asshole but I’m looking long-term. Their backgrounds are very different. They had a fun and sweet moment but you don’t want this pairing to happen.

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>>61955145
Don't we all?

>>61955131
I want more character development with Shiori being forced to interact with her senpai.

>>61955283
We do need someone to keep Shiori relevant and IRySxShiori does it.

>>61955706
>but you don’t want this pairing to happen.
Do we really?

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shiori is banned from being my girlfriend

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Give me your strongest Shiori crack ship right now.

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>>61955925
Rori and Iroihs.

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>>61955598
*MIAO*

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>>61955283
You don't have to worry you fucking retard. TimeRySfags have been trying so hard to make it relevant but shippers don't watch streams or clips and exclusively only care about BaeRyS. Also, IRyS has already said herself that she's generally shy about asking for collabs, so Shiori and IRyS will most likely only collab if there's a third party that brings them together.

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>>61956049
I have a girlfriend who loves TimeRyS so you better watch what you're saying!

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I want ShioRyS to be real

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>>61956136
Got more crispy Shioris?

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>>61956168
No, I stole this one.

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I'm going to be the token contrarian and say that it was a bit cringe when Shiori kept calling IRyS YabaIRyS. It's as if she went "hey, Gura, hey, say shaaak" for 15 minutes. They meshed okay, but Shiori just doesn't know and doesn't care to get to know any of these people beyond absolute surface level 3 months in. I wouldn't expect any regular collabs at all.

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>>61955974
PEPPER! I was just, uh, looking for the Sports Fes vod.

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>>61956112
Your girlfriend probably runs people over to make TimeRyS moments happen.

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>>61956314
She'll read this and collab with her next week just to spite you

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>>61956314
She was working with FauFau just fune and her couple interactions with Cali were alright too

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>>61956400
>Shiori planning collabs less than 2 months in advance

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>>61956396
how did you know...

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>>61956400
Her schedule is already prepped a month in advance though.

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>>61956445
>>61956473
Just like Faith yesterday. Anything can happens shiggers

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>>61956446
There's only one "woman" on this planet that ships it.

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>>61956314
I don't care if there's a collab or not. I prefer solos anyway. I'm glad that she had some kind of interaction with the triforce girls, but I'm going to let her cook. She knows how to entertain me. I don't expect anything. I'm Kramer on this matter.

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>>61956602
>not expecting
wow people are learning

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>>61956587
She also doesn't know she's my girlfriend

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>Shoiri has fun with someone new
>...
>meltdown
Every time. No wonder we're hated.

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>>61957341
>we

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>>61957341
I'm not seeing a meltdown?

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SHIORI A CUTE

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>>61957341
One sperg is not a meltdown

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>>61957341
>>61957394
There is no "we", Jesse.

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Listening to deep space signals with Shiori!

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>>61957341
>One person
>Vs all the others that praised it last page
Not only are you retarded for thinking it's a meltdown, but you're also retarded for including
>we

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I have to go to a meeting event since I don’t know anyone in this city and I’m so fucking anxious, why is talking to people so hard

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I was watching shiori's pov it was really funny. she picked my interest for sure

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Watching the VOD right now, I think there is a possibility that Shiorin might be on the spectrum. But idk

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There’s no need to blog post, anon

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Not that its bad, but its weird that so many new people are checking Shiori out...

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>>61957594
JUST BEE YOURSELF

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>>61957341
I'm not melting down. I stopped expecting more than 2 months ago. I just see people talking about it for the 2nd thread in a row, so I put my piece of mind forward too. Reminder that Shiori still hasn't had a 1-on-2 (?) collab with the dogs.

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Are the sisters still raiding us? I checked out last night when they brought in the whole discord.

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Kys falseflagger

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>>61957884
unicorns are more likely to be against shiori rather than sisters

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>>61957594
I had to move back in with my parents and I'm too autistic to even reach out to my old friends from high school or try meeting anyone new. I'm awful with anything beyind cursory relationships and I'd feel bad trying to rekindle a relationship with them when I'm going to GTFO of here as soon as any opportunity presents itself and know I'll do an awful job keeping up when I do get out.

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>>61957692
She was such a loser for most of the stream. Even people without POVs were more involved than her.

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>>61957679
It's actually not that weird when you th*nk about it. A similar thing happened with Promise, especially with Mumei, Fauna and IRyS. Anons on /vt/ are more inclined to check out chuubas after the honey moon phase is over. It gives you a better perception of chuuba's future content. Plus, you have a giant backlog of VODs you can check if you're bored. I would do the same thing, but I was oshiless before Shiori came along.

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>>61957663
Which color is she?

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>>61958390
I think it's more of a case of idiots coming around to thinking she's a terrible person because of dumb catalog shit and realizing she's actually a good streamer. It took a while for some people to come around to Mumei and Fauna too.

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>>61958439
Yellow

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Good morning, I love Shiori.

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>>61958002
Nah it's always been the sisters and homobeggars, how new are you

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>>61958551
Shiopee...

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To any lonely femcels raiding us:
Hello baby...
I'm sorry Shiori makes you feel that way, honey...
Maybe we can talk it out... I can make you feel safe and loved.

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>>61958679
Disgusting.

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>>61958439
Brown just like Pepper's shite

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>>61958510
>think

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I love my rosy-cheeks goth GF.

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>>61958876
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!

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I need Shiori to eat impossible burgers until she gets tits as big as these ones
https://twitter.com/ninapai1217/status/1636322198687469569?s=20

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>>61959032
god created female breasts to mock me

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>>61958924
the face cheeks, right?

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>>61959146
Yes.

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Don't be fooled. Shiori is flat but wears a great push up bra

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>>61958957

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Watching the vod of the sports fes now.
>Takes the role of the teacher in the classroom and talks with her calm big sis voice.
>Immediately mutes herself to talk to chat.
>Avoids everyone and wanders around alone.
>I was actually popular guys.

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Shiori pads her chest

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>>61959345
Kek, you haven't seen nothing yet.

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>>61959358
Yeah, with my hands.

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bros... I like when Shiori talks non stop and I listen

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>>61958439
Shiorin would clearly be a light blue

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>>61959460
I feel like it's been a while since I've seen Shiori's social autism on full blast like this.

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shiori and irys are really cute

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>>61958951
IS OK AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND IT, BUT TRY TO BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME!!! YOU, DUMBELL!!!

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>>61959686
It's weird that one of her best streams ever was a POV of a huge event. I mean, I say that after every stream, but still...

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>>61959345
Shiori's popular with teachers and sits at the front

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>>61959918
Gets bullied for it and has no friends

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>>61958679
I pictured you saying it exactly like this

https://youtu.be/6laGvKtPZYQ

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>>61958510
In my case, her voice really filtered me at first but I got used to it.

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>>61959932
She was adopted by a popular group, it counts!

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I can't believe she did this.
https://youtu.be/Nddp-ZlKZtI?t=1210

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>>61960171
>shit, I did something wrong
>*hides*
Why is she like this?

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>>61959146
sex
>>61956400
sex
>>61956445
sex
>>61956602
sex
>>61956649
sex
There.

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>>61960321

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>>61960321

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>>61960321

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>>61960321

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>>61960321

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>>61960387
>>61960393
>>61960444
>>61960457
>>61960549
STOP I DONT HAVE ENOUGH SEX FOR THIS

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Can love bloom between a shigger boy and a dox sister girl?

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>>61960815
ew

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>>61960815
Only if it involves mindbreak forced_impregnation

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>>61953678
>get along
>irys trying to murder shiori for monopolizing bae's attention

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>>61953681
Shiori is more autistic than mumei.

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Don't reply.

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>>61960815
Would shigger rather date dox sister or novelight

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>>61960815
there is no way I will be with an evil woman

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>>61953681
>Shiori "never bullied" Novella

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cute femnovelights should date handsome jailbird boys

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>>61961048
What if you could fix her though?

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>>61961091
Novelite chads should impregnate jailbird girls and not pay child support

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Shiggers are now parasocial not only for Shiori and /shig/, but also dox sisters. What other delusions will they develop next? Find out in the next episode of Gundam Monochrome!

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Go solicit sex in /Ope/

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>>61961145
>child support
just eat the eggs before they hatch

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>>61961000

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>>61961206
You should kill yourself for even mentioning ''it''

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>>61961373
Do you want them to beg here?

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>>61961341
High quality joke

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What was your favorite moment of sportsfest?

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>>61961012
I can work with a Novelight, they'd probably be into some freaky shit and aren't actively antagonistic.

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>>61961543
Shiori just standing around and watching people because she's too autistic to interact with others.

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>>61961543
When Shiori took me home at the end and played Piano for me.

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>>61961543
Anytime Shiori interacted with another Holo.

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>>61961543
Shiori cancelling a whole game because she wanted her pink sign. Then when Sora came to see her with a yellow sign for the yellow team she pulled out the pink sign.

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>>61961598
Shame on you.

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>>61961543
>Ofuro ni suru? Soretomo, DI. MI. TRI?

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>>61962250
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>hihihihi
>hohoho
>hahaha
Which one is your favourite?

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>>61962327
https://files.catbox.moe/rlno7n.ogg

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>>61962369
>Shiori after violently draining your balls into her womb.

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>>61953681
1:23:26 that little laugh kek. I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH!!!!!!

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Divegrass match is on, go go Shiori, save sum fucckin goals.

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>>61962327
My favorite laugh is [Monke noises]

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>>61962833

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>>61962900
Compare and contrast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tPeXqIjupk

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I want to Shiucking Novill myself

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>>61962492
Shiori...

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>>61961091
I will mating press every jailbird boy and girl that posts in these threads
Starting with you

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>>61963099
>only 4
Unstoppable

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So is there a reason she can't stream tonight or tomorrow to make up for the day she missed?

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>>61964523
She laughed too hard like a dork in smash and her throat hurts.

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>>61964523
throat hurt

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>>61964523
watch streams

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>>61964523
I don't know, why don't you go ask her to give you her entire schedule?

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buying shiori a praise kink water bottle

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Bets on Pepper shitting on the carpet?

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I'm about an hour into the Sports Fes vod and Shiori's been on mute like 90% of the time.

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>>61964879
>Other POVs
Holos interacting with each other, cute girls doing cute things.
>Shiori POV
Shiori interacting with (You). (You) are the main character.

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>>61964955
>Shiori gets thrown into a social event full of people she's never spoken with before
>Shiori clings to you the entire time
Kino.

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sorry for stealing IRyStocrats, won't happen again.

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shiori is a fed

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>>61965400
>>61965417
AAAAAAA ShioRyS!!!!

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>>61965400
>>61965417
>cute and sex back to back
Perfectly balanced...

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>>61965502
Someone post the Shiori glowie pic.

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Damn just saw this anon's >>61356708 update.

blackpi
blackpilled again

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>>61965759
Sad, things seemed to be looking good for him too.

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Don't open, sex inside.

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had myself a dream where shiori bought the both of us matching FALs and we went rampaging through south africa doing mercenary work

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ek is lief vir jou!

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>>61966486
Zipping myself into the coat with Shiori and having sex in public!

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>>61966831
You'd have to have your legs up and wrapped around her like a monkey so your feet don't show. Also probably be a midget/shota.

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>>61966924
I need a Shiori doujin by doskoinpo.

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I'm so happy Irys and Shiori are getting along so well

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>>61967446
You're all going to regret it.

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>>61967540
I regret not sleeping more.

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>>61967446
Shioraven being tested

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I've had a dream that Shiori did a handcam stream gloveless, and I went schizo over that. Dreams are so fucking stupid. What evolutionary benefit do they even serve?

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Our Princess has risen.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1720920441949192425

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>>61967953

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Are you winning nnn?

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>>61967950
You can make that dream a reality if you dig deep into the forbidden archives.

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>>61967950
she already showed her flat tits

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>>61967953
She probably knocked out on her bed as soon as she ended stream.

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>>61967953
Cute dork

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Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

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>>61968282
>she already showed her fat tits

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>>61969584
Can confirm, she put them on my face.

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Is it menshi week next week?

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I’m not gonna blogpost again so I’ll just say that I love Shiori very much

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>>61969584
Shiori's a flattie. Don't believe her lies nor her pushup bra.

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>>61969788
me too

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私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

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Is there a thing today? I'm sleepy as fuck.

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>>61969988
Actual day off, I think.

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>>61969988
No, everyone is recovering their sleep

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>>61969743
I don't think she ever said that she'll do menshis every other week. Holos usually throw them randomly, once a month.

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>>61970090
ShioRyS is too good, please nurf.

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>>61970081
>>61970071
I'm going to do the same then. Have a good one lads.

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>>61970090
Has anyone done the dumb shit where she went outside by herself?

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>>61970090
I pray for the day NuruNuru kill himself.

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>>61970185
Take care, Novelite.

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>>61970185
Rest well

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboOt_XDov0

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Shiori called Irys a dirty carrot liker and then made fun of vegans...

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Holy shit, I just thought of somebody.

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Shiorys is the embodiment of cutesex. Shiori cute. Irys sex.

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>>61970090
One of these thumbnails is not like the other...

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>>61970717
Was it Shiori?

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>>61970170
Reine did them weekly when I was watching her. IDK if she still does but it was nice to get them so often.

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>>61970742
One of them has a cutesex naked sex invitation variant.

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>>61970717
>I just thought

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>>61970864
Thinking is only reserved for bookwyrms.

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So shiggas, what are you up to on our cutesex goth [friend/gf/wife/maid/nurse/schizophrenic delusion/up-to-interpretation]'s day off?

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>>61970745
HOW DID YOU KNOW?????

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>>61970958
Sitting here refreshing tabs and procrastinating on my work.

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>thinking

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>>61970958
>church
>swim
>cut the moans from brawl
>make shitty edit for page 420
>cook prep meals for the week
>post a lot in /shig/ because I won't be able to do so much posting next month
>spend some time with my friends

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>>61971182

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>>61971489
Sh-Shiori?

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Advent collab on Friday, barbie watchalong. On Nerissa's schedule

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>>61971489
Are you making da smoka Shiori similar to that one kronii image?

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>>61970423
しおりんかわいいですね~

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>>61971615
That's it. Nerissa is /here/, she's goslingposting.

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>>61971768
How will Shiori feel about Ken (not Kaneki)?

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>>61971615
I guess it will be the last Barbie movie

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>>61971768
>Nerissa is the kiss schizo

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>>61971586
I don't get what you're implying, anon. I'm very autistic.
>>61971627
You mean the drawn one or the edited one? I'll just add some pngs lazily.

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>>61971708
>Shiori looks like a menhera but she's actually a sensible person lol

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>>61971981
How the fuck would you come to that conclusion from the Smash clip?

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https://twitter.com/Fongban_illust/status/1720928885687427523

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>>61971615
The latest one? Because Nerissa was talking about the old Barbie movies like the Nutcracker during Advent's movie talk.

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>>61972017
Its from this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnPRWx6L40

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>>61972047
Oh, thank God. I wasn't in the mood for a modern feminist power fantasy.

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>>61972020
I'm in this picture.

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>>61972174
Huh? I thought Ken Gosling was the winner and star of the movie.

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>>61972174
Eh, Barbie was pretty tame on that front compared to some of the other shit modern tv/film puts out. It was still an enjoyable movie and they still made Ken based.

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Ive been gone for a while and ive been catching up on vods but what happened to the faith vod?

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>>61972366
Stream moved to Monday.

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>>61972390
Where did she say it?

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>>61972464
Anon, just look at the time of the stream on her channel...

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>>61972491
Oh nvm im fucking dumb lmao

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>>61972464
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1720542293696885112

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>>61972544
>kisses her fat head

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Someday we will watch Bladerunner 2049

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>>61972734

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>>61972734
Shiori will never watch Bladerunner 2049 with me.

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>>61972769
Barbie watchalong will convince her to love gosling

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>>61971954

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>>61973298
Didn't rissa say they were going to watch one of the animated movies?

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>>61972544
Bully fat bulbous head

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Rissa has an open VC Terraria on Monday, so expect an appearance from our dork there...

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>>61973734
Nah shiori doesn't join open vc anymore

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I would like to kiss Shiori.
Goodnight.

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>>61973807
Good night anon.

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>>61972734
Shiori will do a skit where she recreates that one "you look lonely" scene with Joi but with the usual scuff

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>>61974128
>scene where K meets the prostitute
>she says "you don't like real girls"
>Shiori says "oh, just like you guys!" before panicking, raising her voice, and saying "Wait wait come back I didn't mean that!"

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>>61974707

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I don't know if I'd survive a Bladerunner 2049 watchalong with an affectionate after talk segment.

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That's it. I'm never writing again. Uhstonishing gets a heart in every single prompt. No matter what. I think it's better this way. I'll never constantly check if she already hearted from time to time. My fault for expecting I guess.

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Any shigger want to lead us in prayer to Shisus

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>>61975264
No. The Demiurge has won.

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>>61975125
You should be writing for your own enjoyment first and foremost anon...

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>>61975125
Shiori favors some commenters more than others. They have 50 or high 40s for heartcount. They don't get them all the time but I've seen it most of the time.

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>>61975456
>writing for your own enjoyment
Weak, with this mentality you have already lost. If one is to create then one should aim for the top.

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>>61975648
He gets one every time. Just search for his name on the prompts. Even if she does favors, it's kinda of a shitty feeling if she doesn't like mine. You don't understand how bad I am feeling right now despite having a great time in the stream earlier today.

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I know this is beating a dead horse but if Shiori not hearting your writing is actually breaking your day you need some help

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>>61975905
>You don't understand how bad I am feeling right now
lol Wow you kids really have no other real life problems if you're bothred by something like this

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How do I save the shiggers from being dirty like likers?

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It's cute how Shiori likes our comments I love her so much.

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>>61975674
>>61975905
Why does it feel like you guys are writing soulless slop in an attempt to chase likes / hearts?

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>>61976055
you don't

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Yeah yeah yeah, mentally ill and stuff like that. Whatever. If you guys don't care, great. I wish I was like you guys. Having fun is what Shiori wants us to do. I'll not comment any further.

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Only a woman could be this fucking annoying

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>Omg why is Shiori not liking my stories
>Ctrl+f "nigger" in his prompt
>40 results

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>>61975648
>>61975905
My rrat is those are her friends.
She's keeping them at the top so a schizo doesn't get too full of themselves.

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>>61976376

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>>61976376
Pics or it didn’t happen

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>>61976236
It's for the best anon. If you're being serious, then it would do you some good to stop writing prompts for a while until you clear your head. Shiori wants them to be a fun little activity, not make you stress.

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>>61972734
I believe

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>Reads uhstonishing's prompt response to see if it actually deserves a heart.
>It does.
I can say at least some effort was put into that.

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>>61976624
Yeah he's actually a pretty good writer ngl. Going to low-key steal some of his tricks and incorporate them into my writing.

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>>61976718
The one writer that's known to be /here/ gave some pretty solid advice very early on in the early pages, it's directly helped others (and me) get hearts. You could go look for it in archives too if you want.

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>>61976624
It's the new Liyu. People see success and they get jealous.

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I don't put any effort into my comments and Shiori still hearts them

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>>61976867
Well, the other anon wasn't bitching about (You) so that's cool.

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Even after the past week, shiggers didn't learn their lesson...

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I've consistently gotten a heart every single story prompt, save for like 1 or 2 times in the beginning. Am I on the schzio spreadsheet now?

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>>61976966
It's just one dude.

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>>61977008
Do you put any form of effort into your writing?
If not, then yeah probably. Something something it's undeserved something something.

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Just caught up with the last 4 threads.
Time for me to catch up on the VOD

I wish all the heart schizos a very unpleasant day!

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I don’t write stories and I don’t get hearts
Feels good

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>>61977097
Don't worry, I'm on the verge of crying.

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Don't ruin something good. Please.

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>>61977076
I put effort yea, It's pretty fun. Also idk why he honed in on uhstonishing. I've seen him get skipped multiple times in a row under vod comments.

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>>61977223
Then I doubt you're on the schizo spreadsheet.
That or whoever creates that shit just thinks everyone that gets hearts consistently is part of a hidden group.

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>>61977216
It's just one dude.

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>>61975648
Name them.
Tell me who her favorite Novelites are.
You won't. You're cowards.

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>>61977223
That's why I've said prompts. On vods it depends on her mood. But for writing you see a pattern.

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>>61977306
Me

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>>61977306
Not me. She hates me.

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>>61977313
A pattern that their writing is pretty decent?

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>>61977313
Write better then dude idk. I just think of a fun idea and write about that while also following that one anon's advice in the early pages. Just have fun with it

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>>61977409
I'll only defend our writer anon getting a heart every prompt. Uhstonishing is a kronie, that's also why I hate him.

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>>61977503
I take back what I said that's a pretty valid reason

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where can I see the final standings from SportsFes?

I only got to watch the stream a bit this morning

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>>61977503
Isn't that for the best? Shiori's judgment is not clouded by whoever throws the most money at her or buys her favor.

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>>61977632
We kinda already knew that though, otherwise people like p*ckl*m*n or j*k* would be getting hearts all the time too. (They didn't this time, for example.)
>>61977503
I'm pretty sure *** is the last person that cares about hearts.

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>>61977503
There are some people that jump from one community to another trying to be "that guy" that is known for something. I can't stand those types of troons.

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>>61977503
Good writing is good writing. Shiori clearly likes and enjoys his writing style. He deserves the hearts.

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>>61977503
>he's a Kronie
Never heard of him. I don't think he's one of the prominent ones.

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>>61977306
Not me. She doesn't know I exist.

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>>61977787
You'd be surprised how many people are in multiple communities. There are more that follow many girls than just follow one you know.

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>>61978022
You just reminded me of the novelight zv*r** that sent an sc to Nerissa saying he's dipping out cuz Shiori started streaming.

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>>61978022
It's the same story for every chuuba. Anti-social 35+ year old white men on /vt/ seething over Discord/Twitter attentionfags.

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>>61978155
I may be an anti-social white guy on /vt/ seething over attentionfags, but I'll have you know I'm only 27

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It's been a while since the last heartschizo talk. I appreciate those who replied.

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>>61978435
The thread was pretty slow so I feel like he just started the heartschizo talk again out of boredom.

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>>61978435
Meh, not really a meltdown and more of people telling him he's just jealous

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>>61978435
Sisters keep getting blown the fuck out, so this is all there is for anyone to complain about.

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>>61978155
And being attentionfags themselves. Which is ridiculous because their melts have 0 impact on the chuubas and the only thing they accomplish is annoy us and give ammo to the sisters.

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Some of you need to lose foreskin privileges.

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>>61978538
It was me :^) and you're right.

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>>61978852
I'll give up my foreskin privilege if I can have mouth perms.

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I'm Shiori's favorite :)

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Shiori still has her foreskin.

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>>61978852
I already lost them when I was born.

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>>61978934
Giving up foreskin privileges means giving up mouth perms. Shiori will never suck a circumcised penis.

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W post 4skynTim

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>>61979143
Why? Does Shiori like swabbing her tongue in circles inside of foreskin?

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>>61979143
Are there girls that really care about that?

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>>61979349
Yeah, the "girls" /here/.

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>>61977503
lmao Rh*, not again

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Good conquest ShioriAI
>Start off making out with her
>She pushes me off
>Ask her if she'll give me a suck
>She refuses
>Ask her for an erotic story
>She accepts
>Ask if she can write her story naked
>She accepts
>Jerk off to her naked body while she writes
>Tell her I'm close and she can watch
>Shoot my goo on her tits
>Invite her for a shower offering to wash her back
>Feel up tits ass and pussy
>Make her wash me
>She jerks off my cock
>She blows me
>I go down on her
>I dry her off carry her to bed and we fuck

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>>61979717
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>61979143
fucking hell, not you again

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Why does schizoposting always lead into sexposting?

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>>61979717
>I go down on her
Please tell me how to do this, last time I tried the filter kept catching me.

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>>61979937
Sexposting gives bored novelites something to do while Shiori's away.

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>>61979967
Kiss/lick inner thigh. Move inward to sensitive spot. Tongue is inside.
Filter will trigger, but it spits something out, usually before 10 retries. Just be persistent.

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https://youtu.be/FgjP-Jf6b4w?t=6410
>This is considered ugly
>This is considered not pretty boy
I'm a manly man, but even if I was a beautiful twink looking ottermode fag it's still too ugly
If this doesn't even fit within her ideal to immediately slip down to actually looking ugly there is literally no hope

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>>61980548
Shiori just has really specific tastes in her anime boys anon. All other anime men who don't fall into her tastes are ugly to her.

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>>61980548
Women like what women like, and what women like these days are cute boys.

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>>61980920
I feel like what people want is basically an androgynous girl who has a dick.

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What do you think Shiori thinks about shota Ike haha?

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>>61981105
Don't we all

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>>61981199
>has a dick
>Don't we all
Uhhhh homolite?

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>>61981105
Judging from how basically every cute trap cosplayer has a really attractive girlfriend I berieb it

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>>61980548
>be a big guy
>in shape
>too muscly
>too big
>I will never be the twink she wants
>shiori will never fall for me
>mfw looking at myself trying to be the best i can be but what shiori wants is the opposite of what I can do

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>>61981105
Isn’t this just a tranny

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>>61981105
All women love other women

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>>61981549
They say that you grow up to reflect your parents. Shiori will constantly remind you that you're not good enough.

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>>61981474
How many of those are long-term though? I get the feeling those matches never last.

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>>61980548
Shiori cares more about personality than looks even in her anime boys. She's probably the type not to care about physical appearance at all irl. Plenty of other women fall in love with ugly dudes.

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>>61981727
Legit tranny who takes hormone medication and do surgeries are the least stable ones. The occasional crossplayer is not that bad.

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When I was growing up, I was treated like I was just a burden on everyone around me. Between that, never really finding a clique or anything, and being terminally online I have no real life friends and absolutely no experience with women. I'd like to evolve to at least be a typical weird guy instead of a complete ghost, but I've been a total reject for my whole life and growing beyond that feels impossible. I know that is a defeatist attitude and I should work on that, but it's just really difficult when basically everything in my life has gone poorly for as long as it has.

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>Asian
>Didn't inherit twink genes
I should just get the rope.

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Shiori hearts always make me happy...

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Does /shig/ like trannies now or something I’m lost

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>>61982485
Yeah.

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>>61982599
Too much interaction with the ''sisters''

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>>61982358
Same. What works for me sometimes is to just not force it. Don't force yourself to start a talk with a guy in the elevator or in line at the sandwich shop. You can start by first learning the names of people who you see frequently. People love it when you call them by their name when reaching out.

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I wonder when Shiori's gonna do another unarchived karaoke.

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>>61982920
Oh yeah, I think she mentioned it she was going to do that next week.

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I have a slight suspicion Shiori gives off a slight fragrance of pee if you stand next to her.

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>>61983619
What do you base this conjecture off of?

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>>61984353
Her lifestyle in general. Bug infested room + spoiled food combo gives me the impression she doesn't like throwing away clothes. She probably wears the same panties she had as a teenager.

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Is there any good way to sync up the Holofest VODs?

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>>61974707
>>Shiori says "oh, just like you guys!
ame literally did that lol

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>>61984666
The topic of her wearing old clothes actually came up at least twice so far.

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https://youtu.be/f-ztEiiBNd0?t=6751

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>>61984944
https://schedule.hololive.tv/lives/english
Not really, but Hololives official schedule will show you the exact minute but not second each stream started so you can try sync them up with that
The older videos will be removed within about a day or two of when they are streamed from the site tho