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It's all coming together now. The plan was always to have a sex ring. Sponsored by and paid for by your local Idol agency. Where you can meet and plap your oshi to your hearts content for $1000 a pop. Idol really is a whore corp. Getting new assets? Plap. Concert? Plap. 3D model? Plap, Plap. Permissions? Plap,Plap Plap. Meeting fans at OffKai? Get Pregnant, Get Pregnant.

>> No.63510508

>>63510463
Offpako sexpo

>> No.63510513

Offpako Expo
Presented by idol

>> No.63510606

>>63510463
where i can sign up

>> No.63510665

never trust a company that call itself IDOL.

>> No.63510848

Imagine Cover did this? I’d finally get to experience one of Wawa’s legendary cloacajobs

>> No.63513437

I told you anons since the RPR mentioned the orgy bus that these offpakos are actually orgy meetings.

>> No.63513642

I'm too old for this now, so for anyone still in their 20s: go to anime conventions and shit like this. You're not too cool for it. If you're not autistic and your wardrobe isn't just fucking sandals, socks cargo shirts and a stupid t-shirt, go to one of these things, PLEASE!
Catch an STD in my honor, please.

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Here's the love hotel

>> No.63515116

>>63510463
you mean like a virtual certain island?

>> No.63515705

>>63513642
I might. I'm also an ASMR person who might, eventually, get around to vtubing.

>> No.63516857

>>63515705
>already an ASMR person
Oh, so you're already whore? Nice.
Good luck.

>> No.63517018

>>63516857
I'm probably 8/10, so I guess I could be a manwhore. Right now I'm just a voice whore.

>> No.63517122

marimari fucked five guys

>> No.63517239

>>63513642
I have a really bad feeling about this one and it's not because it's too nerdy but because it will be filled with dudes trying to fuck vtubers before they're famous (which at the rate things are going they won't ever be).

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>>63517122
>five guys
Time is cyclical...

>> No.63517846

>>63517239
and YOU could be that mistake anon! You could get to try your weird hentai fetishes
why would you deprive yourself of that?

>> No.63517963

>>63517122
FIVE GUYS

>> No.63519762

>>63517846
At this point I care about vtubing more than my faith in my non-existent ability for my nearly autistic fat ass to get laid at what might turn out to be sausage fest.
I'm still considering it though.

>> No.63522090

as someone that went to the first and second offkai's, theres a strange amount of attractive girls there that dont talk to anyone for most of the time, who could they be? also they are most places to meet and greet with vtubers in person so you arent wrong.

>> No.63522601

>>63522090
Is spectating watching people strike out with them comedic?

>> No.63522873

>>63513642
>If you're not autistic
fuck

>> No.63524033

>>63513642
I have the appearance of a turbo chad but the personality of an autist. What are my odds of catching an STD there?

>> No.63524291

>>63522090
Every vtuber who went there in person was there to fuck other vtubers or fans. Isn't it obvious by now?

>> No.63528218

>>63524291
It's as obvious a Riro getting fired for whoring and Fuyo whoring and helping cover it up.

>> No.63528553

>>63510463
Rich men have paid thousands of dollars for a hot girl to walk by their side for decades

>> No.63532242

>>63510463
Based

>> No.63538731

all corpos and talents who participated in festivals did basically sex service all the time

>> No.63541699

>>63513642
Cons in my country end at 7 PM and there's no afterparty or such.

>> No.63544303

I went to the first OffKai but not the second one. Did I miss any drama the 2nd time around?

>> No.63546077

>>63544303
5 guys was from this year right?

>> No.63546588

>>63517963

I love their french fries.

>> No.63548951

>>63510463
No duh

>> No.63550780

>>63546077
Yes

>> No.63550803

>>63517122
Did she get some fries

>> No.63550843

>>63528218
Maybe we should compile a list

>> No.63550995

>>63510463
Sasuga Jewish brilliant plan

>> No.63554450
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>>63510463
>anons were parading the fact that Holos didn't attend this crap
LMAO

>> No.63554579

>>63517122
at the same time?

>> No.63554706

>>63554450
>tempiss faggots go to offkai
>both get axed
what did Cover Corp™ mean by this

>> No.63557505

>>63554450
Too bad for holochads, I still fuck some

>> No.63559300

>>63554450
Holos can just fuck their own management. No reason to go to some Jew expo.

>> No.63559437

>>63510463
good work anon, keep on researching - we gotta get to the bottom of this

>> No.63560395

>>63550843
This is actually doable. Corpos and talents attending? Guest list/potential clients? Sponsors? The smoking gun is right there. The cofounder and likely instrumental organizer has been caught red handed. With a little digging this can be blown wide open. 2 ex holo talents attended, and were axed? Probably unrelated. 5 guys fish plapper already is known. What else is hiding in plain sight?

>> No.63561419

>>63510463
>Offkai
>Maximum 200 people
>All of them come there just to fuck their oshi

>> No.63563909

>>63510463
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>63560395
Surprisingly a lot of dirty laundry is laid out in front of everyone. I am just waiting for 4chan autists to finally pull their heads out of their ass, remove the simp blinders, and do the legwork to connect the dots.
Kazu, Vee, and Evanito have told you everything already.

>> No.63564734

How much would you pay to plap someone's oshi?

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Vt meme magic is too strong. Orgy sounds more real every day.

>> No.63566323

>>63564734
Sorry I'm poor.
Will plap them for free.
t. ugly bastard

>> No.63566348

>>63566285
>bvtm
Kill yourself

>> No.63566356

Offpako Manko

>> No.63566633

>>63566348
Only after I fuck your oshi

>> No.63566711

>>63515102
Checks out
Those windows together look like a giant penis
Like the bat signal but for sex

>> No.63567126

I am broke, but a maybe 6/10 non-autistic ojisan. Could I get lucky in an expo?

>> No.63568583

I hate being European, I want to go to Offkai too.

>> No.63569298

>>63544303
a few things
there was apparently a guy who had been going around to cons pretending to be Fillian's manager. after getting preferential treatment by Offkai staff over the claim, he got caught in a public lie during her Q&A panel by also claiming to be some popular clipper. he was banned by staff and had his face plastered everywhere for a few days he was a fucking attention whore in literally every panel he went to
a Facebook group for some long dead area con Yaoi Con had a sex party room on the 6th floor, te few pictures and videos were what you'd expect whores, fags and trannies to do
as another anon said, Mari's 5 guys incident

>> No.63569484

>>63559300
>just fuck their own management
So could said Jew corpo lmao

>> No.63570477

>>63564518
>Evanito
Isnt that the negro that claimed that he was very well connected in the anime industry or that he is friends with nijien scout ?

>> No.63570952

>>63570477
Not sure about the anime industry but he has actual connections to tons of vtubers and is in the DMs of tons of them. He flaunts this constantly and female vtubers simp on his twitter heavily. He was also one of offkai's guests and spokesman and likely met every vtuber who was there physically. He's the Connor of small corpo/indie vtubers.

>> No.63571186

>>63570952
>he has actual connections to tons of vtubers and is in the DMs of tons of them
>He's the Connor of small corpo/indie vtubers.
Because he larps as someone who supposedly has an in with Niji like how he larped about having connections in the anime industry in the past which is why a ton of discount team4star clones sucked his cock back then and why connor hired him as an editor.

>> No.63571346

>>63571186
He is good at lying his way up. But as Offkai put him up front throughout the event last summer, along side Lando, and seeing how many vtubers crowd his twitter... this part isn't a lie. I doubt the niji connection though.

>> No.63571407

>>63566285
>meme magic
Anime conventions have been an excuse for autistic losers to get mid cosplayslut pussy for like 30 years now, it's not a /vt/ invention.

>orgy sounds more real
There are actually videos from that particular orgy that guy is talking about so it's not exactly a secret, see https://twitter.com/richandcreamy/status/1669967976160985088

The entire point of conventions it go hang out with the people you met online and hit on girls. That's what they've always been. You could just sell merch and hold presentations online if that was the main point.

>> No.63571488

>>63571407
>https://twitter.com/richandcreamy/status/1669967976160985088
damn offkai is like THIS?

i need to visit and hopefully get invited to an orgy with slightly better looking girls

>> No.63571492

>>63524033
men are not valued for their appearance so you will be judged by your personality and accomplishments

>> No.63572951

>>63570477
>>63570952
>>63571186
none of you watch his content and it shows.

>> No.63573356

>>63572951 (me)
>>63570952
Correction. This person DOES watch his content.

>> No.63573370

what the hell
most girls dont go to cons to fuck strangers
especially not the type of guys who go to cons
please dont get your hopes up

>> No.63573521

>>63573370
Obviously they're not going to fuck the extreme ugly spergs who go to them but they definitely do fuck if they're decent looking and don't completely fail at talking to them (or are just internet famous because women are attracted to social status).

>> No.63573916

>>63573370
Sorry anon, but it is true. Orgies are common at cons. Vtuber cons will not be an exception. Especially when ethots (vtubers) are there.

>> No.63575310

Am I going crazy?
Why is there an offline con for vtubers?? The whole point of vtubing is the anonymity

>> No.63575820

>>63573370
lol
lmao
browse /cgl/ sometimes
>>63575310
no it's about getting cock. or pussy

>> No.63576071

>>63575310
>The whole point of vtubing is the anonymity
It's 2023 almost 2024, that's concept has pretty much collapsed on the Western side of vtubing.

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>>63573370
Haha, yeah. You coming to Ahegaocon this December though? It's going to be a blast

>> No.63576130

>>63510463
I had no idea what offkai meant until I saw the kanji and now I understand.

>> No.63576301

>>63568583
not worth it unless you got thousands of dollars to spend on mid pussy. Just get a prostitute for a 100 bucks

>> No.63577522

>>63576105
>trapped in a hotel surrounded by coomers and women milking simps
sounds like actual hell

>> No.63577552

>>63576301
But it's illegal in the US. So how the fuck do I get laid without getting sent to jail.

>> No.63579187

>>63576130
>Offkai
>kai, to meet
>off, to get off
>offkai, to meetup and fuck
It was there all along

>> No.63584150

>>63513642
tried that, didn't work.

>> No.63585613

>>63577552
you fuckin retard, get a hooker and videotape it. claim you're making a porno. use their own loopholes against them.

>> No.63587092

Fuckin hell how do I get into the Mari sex dungeon hotel room?
keep in mind I do not watch her and havent seen a single stream from her outside of clips

>> No.63587235

Wait you guys havent been fucking the chuubas at the cons? What the fuck does this board talk about?

>> No.63587281

Many years ago I'd go to small cons just for the magic tournaments. It is cool that everyone has their room doors open and free booze everywhere. Yes, it is a meat market. But wasn't lucky enough to catch an orgy. One girl was playing footsies with me trying to get my mox. I said no.

>> No.63587853

>>63575310
Sadly, that's no longer the case nowadays. It's not about playing a character for some people or having a fun avatar to hide behind, some use it as a funnel towards their IRL content.

>> No.63591753

>>63510463
?

>> No.63593359

>>63577552
have you tried talking to women?

>> No.63594269

>>63573370
It's for vtuber to fuck their paypigs

>> No.63594341

>>63577522
For impotent people, obviously

>> No.63596075

>>63593359
And get uploaded on tiktok with thousands of people calling u a creep?

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