/pol/ka - Omaru Polka/尾丸ポルカ Thread

[Omaru Polka No.]

Short bangs edition

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/omarupolka

Official covers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeTnH4EvPHYEcqCUx145dDUP
Legend of Polka: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds
Audiobooks: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeTnRz4mL6OKYQO8rxiOyDv1
Poruta: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeSTubZPTBdw8lK9J8e2wjXX

>What are Polka's membership benefits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXo3HuplLQ

New gokisei merch: https://vvstore.jp/feature/detail/16460/
Available until 2021/7/18 23:59 JST

Previous thread >>6147508

[Anonymous No.]

All Polka Covers


Official ones:
Menhera Janai Mon
https://youtu.be/syhlmTNW_a8
Loser Girl
https://youtu.be/NdHPnTd2Jd8
Envy Baby
https://youtu.be/UpoysjZfWrU
Vampire
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
Undercover
https://youtu.be/W5IVzLi-Rug
Bakushou
https://youtu.be/xfrS_3gRdrg
Proud Idol
https://youtu.be/Lx1PNCat-Q0

Unofficial ones:
Venom
https://files.catbox.moe/hi4u2e.webm
flos
https://files.catbox.moe/cawe1c.webm
Mokusei no Beat
https://files.catbox.moe/3ntycj.webm
Cynical Night Plan
https://files.catbox.moe/afyc2v.webm
Autophagy
https://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webm
Hibana
https://files.catbox.moe/aub2vz.webm
Charles
https://files.catbox.moe/br0o4h.webm
Teikoku Shoujo
https://files.catbox.moe/g0syut.webm
Manic
https://files.catbox.moe/qj6ppk.webm
Bitter Choco Decoration
https://files.catbox.moe/nbh97c.webm
Mairieux
https://files.catbox.moe/mjyaxe.webm
Whole Lotta No's
https://files.catbox.moe/90l4xa.webm
Delusion Sensation Compensation Federation
https://files.catbox.moe/odmwh4.webm
Roki
https://files.catbox.moe/7bx7q6.webm
Ahegaodoru
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
Delusion Tax
https://files.catbox.moe/3cr2e8.webm
Ghost Rule
https://files.catbox.moe/c74nej.webm
Tengaku
https://files.catbox.moe/60c2ft.webm
Sand Planet
https://files.catbox.moe/phf510.webm
Otome Kaibou
https://files.catbox.moe/6kiw9l.webm
Literary Nonsense
https://files.catbox.moe/c44jmd.webm
Unknown Mother Goose
https://files.catbox.moe/7p7c9v.webm
Gurenge
https://files.catbox.moe/u6y6px.webm
KING
https://files.catbox.moe/wlvtne.webm
Dream Riser
https://files.catbox.moe/yoi11a.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391567
Official Songs:
Hologram Circus
https://youtu.be/LQ_eazT56FA
Blue Clapper (with Lamy, Botan and Nene):
https://youtu.be/CyqMKCYBTzM

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a tatsunoko at heart, but this fennec keeps growing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391619
Feel free to lurk here fellow tatsunoko, there are covers to spare and lots of fun to be had around here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391619
What >>6391637 said, especially if you're secretely taishi as we need livetl's other than niehls

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391567
Honestly, Polka's KING sounds the best, I've already listened every cover by holomems, yet her voice fits it the best
Suisei is trying too deep
Flare is slightly the same as above
Towa is twappi so yeah
Reine's is remixed to fit her voice so it kinda doesn't count, it sounds good though
Shion's is really good
Robocco is decent but some really sound good
Risu is surprisingly great
Watame is also great but kinda misses some
Polka just hits the tone just perfect, like goddamn was this song made for her?
How come the unofficial one sounds the best

[Anonymous No.]

Polka wants to know how do you enjoy your Baths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393728
Cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393728
Poruka, that's kinda creepy
Stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393830

[Anonymous No.]

I love this clown so much.
She gives me hope, every single day, yet knowing that I will never be able to spoil cuddle and cheer her up in person for the rest of my life hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399059
anon, do your reps(fit, nihongo, job, hobby) and find you a japanese codependent menhera girl that you can give your love to. It's the closest we'll get to polka. Good luck and godspeed
I put it last thread but the fact that she'll never be able to sit on my face as I mofumofu her tail makes my heart ache a little each time I think about it.
>Polka's codependency plus her living in america after (you) marry her and give her a green card, and access to a firearm leads to situations that make me diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399604
Anon I already did my reps, already found her, but it still hurts. We Omaruza must remain united and strong for the sake of POLPOL and for the sake of ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6400875
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401063
POL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399059
Take some small amount of solace knowing that Polka probably lays in bed agonizing over the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399604
NTA but it's weird, I wouldn't even be trying to do my reps if I found the concept of my own Polka even remotely achievable. Like what I do get is the most I'll ever get so I should be trying my best to make the most of it.
Guess she really is schizo fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402324
Anon, as long as you can speak decent jap, and not weigh 350 pounds with male pattern baldness at the ripe old age of 24, you'll get your own polka. It's worth the time investment if that's what you're looking for in life. I'm cheering for everyone's success in their schizophrenic pursuit of menhera wifes

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399604
BUT SHE WON'T HAVE A TAIL, ANON! I NEED THAT FENNEC FLUFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402838
I'm gonna start being serious about my JP reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402838
Not all Menheras are Polka-type, though. Festival-type menheras are too yab for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6403273
Her roommate doesn't have a fluffy tail either, but if you did your reps correctly you know that you would love her just as much nonetheless.
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404736
I want cutting board type menhera...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402838
I don't want A Polka. I love The Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404736
But the light at the end of the festival menhara tunnel are those times when she is all chill and relaxing as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387461
>polka with her roommates glasses

Never been quite sure of what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6408522
I don’t do roommate reps but if true, she’s got good taste in megane

[Anonymous No.]

>>6408522
I like it, she feels even more real somehow.
Also the her roomate's are inverted half-rims

[Anonymous No.]

>>6408894
So damn cute, ****.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391619
Well this is obligatory for you.

https://streamable.com/wrdlgl

[Anonymous No.]

>>6409406
I wonder if she went with that name because she’s a megane? Either way, cute

Didn’t she tweet “will you really love me no matter what I look like?” once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391619
>https://streamable.com/wrdlgl
>>6391637

[Anonymous No.]

>>6410457
Did she now?
Either way, the answer is the same.
I would always love my lovely Polpol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6410457
>>6410965
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1394824037138796545
We should really stop with the roomate conversations tho

[Anonymous No.]

I want to inseminate her hag fennec womb before it goes barren

[Anonymous No.]

>>6411671
Well fuck, Gosling here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6411671
~40 years old and overweight confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>6399604
Polka doesn't even do her fitness reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>6411671
Then why does Polka constantly drop hints? She was unironically linking the two in all but name on the Polkemon stream. Lets face it she has merged all of her glasses wearing roommate content with Polka. This is why we now get all the great covers while legend of polka is the weekly shit post the same as her pre graduation content. They are all inseparable now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6412486
>>6412196
Y'all are funny, thinking that those factors would stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6411671
I love Polka and her roommate! I hold no distinction between them, because I know I will never be with either!

So instead I WILL do my reps and find my own menhera gf!

Polka cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6412608
Based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6412598
Agree.
Fucking based, you other schizos can simply go rambling about your opinions anywhere else.
In here we love Polka, no matter if it is her roommate or Polpol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6411671

[Anonymous No.]

>>6413561
>>6412067
Calm down men, don't let the gosling overtake you.

Instead, do your reps. Remember, every minute you spend watching Hololive is time you could spend training. Seek the ultimate power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6413696
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>6413696
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>6413696
you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6412486
>>6412196
This is stale rrat will never stop being peddled I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6414707
It's sad because the only way to know it's a rrat is doing reps, and it isn't something I want my fellow Polkas to do.

[Anonymous No.]

EMS where is my Polka merch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6408894

[Anonymous No.]

Nip-speaking anons, how did you start down that path? I've seen people point to /jp/s learning thread but not sure how good it is.
How long am I going to stick to reps before I can start picking up what Polka says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6416165
2+ years

[Anonymous No.]

>>6416165
Polka and Marine are probably the most verbose and well versed holos. We're on nightmare difficulty unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

I wished more of her content was being translated. I wonder why hololive does not hire people for translations, missing lots of youtube bucks there

[Anonymous No.]

>>6413825
>>6413905
>>6414046
I missed something and I'm upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>6418005
>What are archives
At least install 4chanx, it was just a cringe post pushing for /soc/ shit.

>>6417915
It may not look like it, but the EOP views are a small portion compared to the Nip audience. Polka did cash out on translating the LoP

[Anonymous No.]

I like dark Polka

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Polka...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6416165
I took some university classes to give myself a headstart since I was a student when I began. It's a good way to start since it's guided and doesn't require as much self motivation, but it won't get you fluent.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1414373528925708292
Ohapol~!

[Anonymous No.]

This clip is quite old (Nov. 2020) but it's funny to hear Aqua call Polka a menhera girlfriend.

https://youtu.be/NN32oZ_B9do

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421284
I checked around about that collab she mentioned, and couldn't find anything from any of the Bakatare about it. Has it not been posted yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421597
Guess it's a spoiler then. I like Bakatare Circus though, Polka fits well with other three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6412196
She's 100% 17 (second season) with conversations like this: https://youtu.be/o25TeyIK_ng?t=58

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393174
Polka's KING definitely sounds the most seductive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393174
It's official, just not this side of the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421669
She really is the unofficial fourth member at this point. They wouldn't even have to change the name at all since she brings the circus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391637
>>6409878
>>6410629
That was hilarious from Kaichou's point of view. Poor pol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421284
>Dentist again.
ganbare Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422363
Both have their good points.

Polka's laugh isn't as fitting untill the end when she snaps a little, and sui's giggle is haunting and her ending vocalization is amazing.

Id kinda like to see the two of them collab on a song eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6416165
Don't do it expecting to understand her too soon, but do challenge yourself to pick up as much of what she says as you can. Also look up the words you hear but don't know yet.
The beginning is going to be rough and you'll probably be completely lost whenever she starts talking really fast so don't let that discourage you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423308
She also mumbles a lot which sometimes makes it hard.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6421338
Can we get more interactions with Aqua pretty please?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a fennec

[Anonymous No.]

>>6426353
You are wise

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1414418863026958336
Ohapol!

[Anonymous No.]

Reply with your favourite Polka art, let's feed our POLPOL folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430446
Hold up-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430874
I really love this image if you're looking for Polka's classic design and circus aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430874
Does this count as art

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430874
This one probably.

[Anonymous No.]

This polka is cute
>>6423498

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6433091
You are not supposed to do that

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more excited than I'm willing to admit about the fact that Polka will be returning soon, even if it's just for a collab. I can't wait for her next member's stream back either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6434663
I am extremely excited and I'm happy to admit it.
I missed my lovely clown so much, and I ran out of archives to watch too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391543
AHHHHHHH HAGGGGG AHHHH FAT FUCKING MILKERS I WANNA IMPREGNATE AND CHILDREN AHHHH I WANNAAAAA FORM A LOVING MARRIAGE AHHHHHHHH FUCK MUH DIIIICKKKK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6436207
you ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6436207
same

[Anonymous No.]

Do you own any Polka merchandise, Omaruza? Show us your goods.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her 9AM Singing streams, she woke up with a lot of energy and ready to take on the world. I miss her streams in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>6436973
I've got the keychain and pass holder! I uh, hold them during karaoke streams to feel like a super-fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6437621
Say it with pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>6437809
I BOUGHT THE CARD HOLDER AND KEYCHAIN DESPITE NOT HAVING ANY NEED FOR THEM PURELY OUT OF LOVE FOR OMARU POLKA, AND I FEEL MORE CONNECTED TO POLKA WHILE SHE'S SINGING BY HOLDING THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6438381
VERY GOOD, YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE FOR ALL TO FOLLOW

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that Polka and her fans have some sort of codependent parasocial relationship. Is there a quick rundown somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6439215

[Anonymous No.]

>>6439405
Wow that's really sweet, but also kind of sad. Is she really not menhera though? My friend made it sound like Polka turned her fans into cult members or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>6393728
With polka of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6439688
Polka is NOT a menhera.
Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlmTNW_a8

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't a menhera attention thirsty fennec would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422363
Ah good, I thought I was the only one
It's normal to get a boner from it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6440257
Yes anon, without a second thought. I'll drown her in love for the rest of our lives!
As much as I say "uuuoohhh imma marry polka, clown fox wife" I know my odds are slim to none, especially the nationality/cultural/language debuffs I have. I just want her to be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421284
Polka becoming unofficial 4th bakatare makes me hope we get a pol featured sequel to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePsgunTe78I

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyVd3qHvxwONCURhWN4AaABCQ
New member-only post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6441815
> google translate saying no pol for a week other than prerecorded stuff and maybe a collab or two

pain pol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6441852
She said that on Twitter yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>6441815
I hope this break can help her to organize things for the future. I think between getting low views on her covers (and low viewers in her streams) and streaming the same stuff consistently (minecraft, minecraft but with flare, ark and talking stream) and her shitty situation with the dentist she doesn't feel at her best in the moment.
I really want her to be happy, I don't mind her getting some time off. Hopefully she comes back stronger than ever and ready to give us Omaruza a great performance over her circus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6436207
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

How has the weather been in Japan. Any lingering low pressure systems around? You know how it can be for her with that kind of weather

[Anonymous No.]

Phantasmagoria stream starting soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6436973
I've bought everything, even voice packs. Nothing fills the void still...

[Anonymous No.]

I have a big announcement to make,but Polka has to quit being a schizo before that. Announcement is postponed

[Anonymous No.]

Scared expression but the Polpeller is going full blast.
Man that's pretty much a clown

[Anonymous No.]

you'd think, someone that is as schizo as polka wouldn't be afraid of ghosts but here we are

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone spoonfeed me on merch? Because everything appears to be sold out, and stuff is kind of overpriced on eopbay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6445467
Buyee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6441815
Knowing her I am glad she decided to take a break if she felt so exhausted.
Also we getting a new cover tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi I'm new here. I just found her from clips. Can you sell me about her? I'm interested because her energetic

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Polka is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6445467
Most merch is pretty marked up due to the stuff being made only being made in limited quantity rather than bulk, and merch usually has a limited availability period as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449800
You can still find a lot of merch via buyee, if you're willing to spend some money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449543
Well what are you wanting to go for the high energy, the laughing/vocal range, the humor? The Legend of Polka (Now with most of them with English CC and all new ones CC'd)?
Maybe the fact that when she's not high energy she's incredibly comfy to have stream too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449543
She can mesh with other members really well, being a boke or tsukkomi as needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2HzH7zm58
She's not afraid of dead air, but she can also fill it as needed with fun skits like DJ Polka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvqPbqdEtEM
It's not the energetic part of her, but her ability to go on tangents that first drew me to watch this clip and subsequently, her channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lBusl9dcHw

All in all she's a pretty good entertainer, but if you're specifically interested in her energetic side then maybe the membership side of things won't interest you much, since she herself described it as "those B-Channels where it's not all production value and you see what the real person is like, not the actor"

[Anonymous No.]

New Pol cover in 8 hours!

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1414610490198614019

[Anonymous No.]

>>6451880
Let's fucking go. Anyone got bets on what it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6451935
People are guessing "Deep Sea Girl".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CwBFr-Eoxg

It would be a change of pace for Polka. A return to her Utaite days, but also a departure from her recent stuff. Covering recent songs (Putting out covers just days after the original ones.) considering Deep Sea Girl is 10 years old now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6452225
I at awe at your knowledge of 10 year old vocaloid song.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta admit Polka gets good art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6452225
Looking forward for it, she really pumps out songs fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450743
How do I start learning about "the real person"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6457990
What anon is saying is that her membership is not the same as her public content, but rather a confidence channel with her followers.

If you are talking about roomate doxxing, don't. Nothing wrong with her, or rather the same there is with Polka, just take my word that the rrats are 90% lies or exaggerations.
On the other hand her previous season is well know, you should be able to do your reps on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430874

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/xfrS_3gRdrg
500k views!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6463817
Not enough! Never enough!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Polka rests up well. I don't feel too sad about her taking a break from streaming for a week if she's still dropping a cover and another episode of PolDen. It's good that the hard work she did before gives her a backlog to dip into when she needs to ease up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6440938
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Another beautiful image of Polka for the thread, hot off the Twitter presses!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1414743015881461760
Ohapol~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6470131
As long as each day starts with an Ohapol, I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve had a pounding headache for about 6 hours now and I actually have been checking the barometer when these things strike. Can I be saved anons

[Anonymous No.]

polka sex
sex polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>6469947
I truly enjoy how this image looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6471484
Sorry, your case of Polka is terminal. The only treatment is more Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6471484
Holy fuck are you me? Its 8pm and I still haven't got out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think she also takes her meds and does her reps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6471810
Meds yes, but I doubt she does her eigo reps.
Polka is google translate english www

[Anonymous No.]

>>6430874
I need to sync my phone and computer more ofted, I got around 150 more pics of polka that I snag from scrolling twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>6471384
I want an Oyapol too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6471810
She takes singing and dancing lessons, so she definitely does some reps.

[Anonymous No.]

New song should be dropping in 7 hours, hypol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6479909
Urumaru Polshia...

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone here remember where Polka referenced trying to sell the rights to Hologram Circus to Cover? I remember most of the facts, but it's a little hazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6481224
It was in a member only stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6479909
Not pettan but medium size. Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6481224
Ah. That’s why this song still unavailable in streaming service officially?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6483488
>>6483971
Yup, found it eventually. Looks like Cover still hasn't brought the rights, because I couldn't find it on any of the streaming sites I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6484550
I rather Polka release it on a CD DESU. Streaming site music quality is not very ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uBibShEK0

[Anonymous No.]

So Omaruza, that track will be 10/10 or 11/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uBibShEK0

Original track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxUe_CIYqWE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485129
>>6485181

> There have been 19 prologues
> Run fast against the wind, to the unknown world — knock

> In a dream I met you
> and one day, I fell in love
> I had delusions about us holding hands
> Isn't that fine? A chance encounter like that

> In my dream, “she” came by
> With that being said, of course you fell in love
> I had delusions about you both holding hands
> I want to forget the words said that day


> The unexplored poetry you guys exchanged under the street light
> just quickly melt into delusions—byebye
> The tear stains that dyed my pillow
> are showing my capacity for love

> From these feelings
> that feel like they're sinking into my brain,
> reverberated a sound
> and it shook this room

> Therefore
> Jealo— jealo—, I'm jealous so jealous
> Aaa, it's occupying my imagination—shut out
> Well I'm flaring up and going crazy,
> but right now, it's my victory isn't it.... Farewell emotions

> In a dream I met you
> and one day, I fell in love
> Just that much was perfectly fine
> I didn't want to hear any excuses

> No way, I never thought
> in my wildest dreams it would be like this
> Putting rhythm to the sound
> I'm just nesting in this room

> I'm sinking into the blue darkness, hey
> The 19* are passing by like this
> My dull voice becomes appropriate
> and then, just like this, it becomes tomorrow

> Jealo— jealo—, I'm jealous so jealous
> Aaa, it's occupying my imagination and passing by
> Now I've flared up and gone mad,
> but before I know it, it'll be my victory
> So, up to this point,
> thank you very much

Polka...

Fuck, bros, I'm not gonna make it. This clown... Why can't I love her more!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uBibShEK0
GET IN HERE OMARUZA

[Anonymous No.]

That was fucking great. I love Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

Otsu Polru

I can finally sleep happy with Polka's singing.

[Anonymous No.]

that was amazing as always, her range is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>6486234
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the premiere...

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Maybe because I'm a sucker for deeper voiced singing, but I feel like this is my favorite cover yet. If I break this down on a technical level probably isn't her "best" one yet, but it's still definitely my favorite.

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>Polka embracing her utaite side
I love her so fucking much and I wouldn't have it any other way

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It's a pretty good cover, the deeper voice really does it for me
>>6490029
I remember some anons discussing the technical details of an earlier cover at some point, what's the outlook on this one?

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>>6486234
Oh no

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1414889943332130816

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>>6490029
seems she is gonna try around with her voice range. >>6492931

[Anonymous No.]

Polka's outfit in the new cover is actually quite cute and snuggly looking.

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>>6496769
I had no idea I needed a hoodie Polka, but I do now.

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>>6496769
>the gap between the hoodie and thigh high socks, with easy access to the tail for mofumofu
(T o T) I love her bros

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Omaruza, do your Nihongo reps for Polka.
Do it for her, there's no other way.
It's difficult as fuck but it's worth it.

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>>6497796
>I have 5 years of experience in learning a second language that doesn't bring me any closer to my wife
Can I respec my skill points?

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>>6498213
>Can I respec my skill points?
No, but you can make them count somehow

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Its probably the song itself, but this one didn't do much for me. I haven't heard the original either. I'd never think it was Polka singing it though if it wasn't on her channel, so that's impressive

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>>6497796
I'm sorry anon, I tried to do my reps, I'm too incompetent to get the language, actually found grammar rules decently easy to get, but fuck words+kanji I just cannot remember for the life of me.

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>>6500488
Naw original is auto tuned to hell and was very obviously a vocaloid/synthetic. Polka took it in a completely original style

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>>6500588
I know it's difficult, it's hard as hell but if you really want it, you'll get whenever you want.
Don't give up Omaruza, do it for Polka, do it for yourself, it will be worth it.
I believe in you, you should too

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It's extra fantastic that Polka commissions really well made music videos for a lot of her songs. So much good art comes out of these videos.

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>>6502047
Yeah that's really nice. It always motivates me to make some Polka art myself.

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>>6503118
show us something Omaruza

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>>6503775
Just something random for now, but I'm thinking about making a short doujin too, maybe.

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>>6504002
That's a very nice expression and the eyes really pop, good job

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>>6504002
make her a little less round and you're done, it's perfect

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I just realized Polka is basically made to be based off Mega but more over the top.

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>>6506699
Yeah, I noticed the same. I am pretty sure it's not by coincidence.

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>>6504002
Angry Polka...

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https://streamable.com/r99f5x

Sometimes I forget the insane vocal range Polka has. She could easily make it as successful seiyuu.

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>>6510454
There's a timeline where we didn't get Polka and instead there's one more seiyuu out there. Weird to imagine.

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I miss Polka...

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>>6510454
>Implying that Polka is not secretly already one.
Her roommate could have been the one to voice your animu waifu under a pseudonym and you wouldn't even know it. YFW
https://youtu.be/JwpnKIvFJFw

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I heard a rumor that polka's roomate is fat. Is this true?

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>>6521601
I also heard this rumor. If it's true I will like her even more.

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>>6521601
OruYO!!

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>>6504002
I'm going to clownpost with this image unless you end up making a more refined version

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>>6484550
Wait, I don't get it. So Hologram Circus is completely owned by Polka but she wants Cover to buy the rights from her? huh...

Also as a newfag to Polka, I heard she's actually an extremely successful person IRL and does HoloLive stuff completely as a total hobby. Is that true? I love genki Polka and if that's true, it would be even better since it would explain why she doesn't numberfag so much

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>>6525377
I think her non-Hololive income is blown out of proportion but it seems true that she prefers memberships over SCs as support.

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>>6525377
Polka wanted Cover to buy the rights because that'd make it easier to get it up on streaming services because Cover would handle it, basically.

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>>6526104
I guess it begs the question why doesn't Cover already own the rights? I thought they work with the talents to put out the music though the talents do have to pay for part of the production.

Or are all songs from HoloMems essentially a free-for-all/case by case basis in terms of whether or not Cover owns it?

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>>6526276
Polka's stuff is all self funded/coordinated, that's part of the reason they hired her: She's an absolute machine for music production who doesn't need babysitting. The advantage of that from Polka's side of things is that she can sell her songs to Cover for a bonus. it seems.

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>>6525377
She did pretty good on her previous season, her roomate account is mostly inactive lately.
It is definitively a full time job for her, but she isn't a numberfag. She prefers her incomes from corporate and marketing collabs and sees the membership as a filter rather than a source of income.

>>6526276
Every talent is free to produce as much media as they want, but it's produced and managed by them, is nice since they have creative and budget freedom as long they don't go too yabai.
Streaming games is cheaper to produce and edit, if they want to cash out into songs or other produced media is up to them. The amount of songs or LoP show is just polka being Polka.

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>>6521601
>>6521690
She is about Noel without the watermelons
That said better not derail the thread with roomate talk.

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>>6500488
Same, but after listening to the original and re-listening Polka's it kinda clicked to me.

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>>6527041
Noel without the watermelons is like my perfect woman. Guess I love Polka even more now.

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>>6521896
>Polka Orca

Polkabros, what is the simplest way to draw without skills? I'd like to make a white-black Polka costume based on the Orca

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>>6527880
Vectors? like Coreldraw, Inkscape and etc.

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Oyapol. Remember to like Polka's cover for that sweet, sweet algorithm boost!

https://youtu.be/P4uBibShEK0

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>>6527880
>what is the simplest way to draw without skills?
there is none unless you want to >rotoscope
start drawing and don't stop

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>>6528518
The true secret to cracking the algo is to listen to the song from start to finish 100% the way through. Fans need to also watch different videos outside Polka's channel to teach the algo to recommended it as one of the other videos. The more popular the channel and the more removed it is from hololive, the better -- as the algo already knows to recommend it to people who watch vtuber videos.

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>>6525377
Polka is well connected and makes her big money outside of vtubing. vtubing is just her way of building a brand so she can get those big cooperate gigs. This is why she can afford to actually own the rights to her original content, pay for all the rights to archive all the Karaoke streams, and drop covers every few weeks. Everything strange thing about Polka makes sense once you understand who she is.

>Retroactively added to 5th gen after the other talents were already set to go
>Is some how best friends with Yagoo despite being the last JP to debut
>Yagoo in the flesh keeps appearing on her content
>Is some how able to summon Sora Senpai at the drop of a hat
>no streaming schedules
>no pressure or bait for SC's
>no unarchived karaoke streams
>drops covers songs like they were nothing
>owns the rights to her own original content
>Pretty much allowed to do what ever she wants by Cover.

On the personal side, Polka just wants you to listen to her sing and cry on your shoulders. Just don't let her catch you watching another girls streams.

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>>6529989
> Polka is well connected and makes her big money outside of vtubing. vtubing is just her way of building a brand so she can get those big cooperate gigs

Yea this is a bit confusing to me. At first I thought she had like consulting gigs and stuff that's somewhat unrelated to VTubing that nets her financial security to pursue her passion to entertain others.

But based on the replies from everyone, it seems like there's more to it that meets the eye and HoloLive does actually help her out here. Which is not what I'd expect since even if she built her reputation here, she'd have to kinda doxx herself to promote herself, no?

Anyway, regardless of her past I still greatly enjoy Polka. I just have a really strong desire to know the context of the people I enjoy spending time with.

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>>6529989
that greentext felt like the infodump on the Bogdanoffs

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>>6530349
Polka doxxes her past self all the time, but you need to have followed her previous seasons before hololive to get the joke. Her consulting gigs are pretty much unrelated to vtubing as far as she describes it. One time she said she had a part time job managing a idol group for a while. When ever she goes silent, it's a good sign she is doing one of these gigs. The gigs sounds more like people who hear about her talents asking her to help them out for non-vtubing projects.

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>>6393728
Bath? The fuck is that? I only shower.

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>>6533305
Hell remember in that members only stream where she almost word for word said "I'm nobu"

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>>6486234
I had a dream where I met someone and they gave me a hug that felt so real it woke me up. Going back to sleep didn't bring her back.

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>>6534024
Hey, Anon. i hope that in the near future, not necessarily this night, you will see her and you will have a pleasant time in a dream and you will wake up well-rested.

(at least, you seen dreams)

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>>6533561
MY Bath Swimming Pool! YOU Bath SHOWER!

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>>6534360
https://files.catbox.moe/ntim3g.mp3
Well joked Polka

(i dont know how this will work here)

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With her talk of "various types of Polka" coming I hope her next original song is something unexpected, a hard swerve style-wise from Hologram Circus

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AAAHHH
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PORK

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>>6537221
The only hope we have is that postponed Reine collab.

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>>6540739
I thought Reine was sick and couldn't stream for a while?

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>>6506477
I fixed it, I knew something was bothering me all the time but I didn't know what it was.
>>6524984
I'm coloring it now, so if you want to I can post it in the pol thread (if it still exists by then) or I'll just post it in the drawthread.

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>>6541632
We'll wait, can't wait to see it Omaruza

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415310664550158339
Tomorrow at 17:00JST, as always, Legend of Polka!

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>>6542773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4EExLkVwf4
ENTER
POLMAMA

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>>6543379
>The trailer isn't a loop, is Polka repeating herself over and over.

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>>6546103
This is problematic.

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I miss her so fucking much already...

[Anonymous No.]

What are some essential streams I need to watch?

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>>6551385
Her Miitopia streams are pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQK2xRPQnoGQfxhf45Kf101
Also there are her duolingo streams which are great if you're an EOP, but if you're just starting out, check out her Legend of Polka series and some clips/covers.

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>>6551385
>>6551677
Her Night in the Woods and Among Us streams were fun, and, surprisingly enough, her yahtzee streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYqVXXAWo4k (This one is a collab with Matsuri)

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>>6391543
Ngl she has nice armpits

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>>6551895
Agree

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>>6551385
The legend of Polka have official subtitles.

>>6551677
Miitopia was great

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>>6551385
Polka's necrobarisa stream is great for showing off her more relaxed side.

https://youtu.be/K0xhDJl4Ofo

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>>6551385
If you're into brain damage, Endless Blue Clapper was a thing

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>>6529833
This is the true tech, I can assure you it works because I've seen it happen with music mashups. The algo will notice what two vids you watch together and link them in your region.

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>>6551385
If you're not a member, her public asmr videos are grea. If you are, you have her member asmr videos which are different, but also great.

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https://streamable.com/l3cyt2

I have a desperate need to watch scary movies with Polka while she clings to me and holds my hand nervously.

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https://files.catbox.moe/pmvalh.mp4

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>Polka before 2D update
Meh. She's kinda ugly.
>Polka after 2D update
FUCK, SHE'S SO CUTE IM GONNA FUCKING CUM AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This can't just be me right?

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>>6561281
Before 2d update I still thought she was cute

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>>6561281
her essence spoke to me the moment she debuted

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>>6561281
I love her first 2D, took me a while to get used to her new update but by know I like it as much as the original.

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Am I the only one that feels no sexual lust towards Polka whatsoever? She has a nice body, sure, but my feelings are so romantic I can't bring myself to overtly sexualize her.

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Also this >>6561379
I do like her design but to be honest what I love the most is her nature, whatever that means.

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>>6561281
I disagree but you do you.

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>>6561775
I agree, I love her as a person, no interest in sex whatsoever, would I still fuck her if I was to be with her?
Absolutely yes, but at this point I'm not talking about Polka but the person she really is.

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>>6561775
Same, it's not that I don't find her attractive, it's just her GFE is too strong.

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>>6561775
It's because there isn't much lewd art of her. Artists focus on the intricacies of her clothes and don't bother about thinking her without them.

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OHAPOL!

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415480756172836866?s=21

[Anonymous No.]

where's polka...
I haven't been keeping up
seems like polden is meant to replace her regular scheduled streams for a while

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>>6563111
that was oddly arousing

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>>6562945
I would think it's the other way around, her persona just doesn't incentives artist to lewd her.
I have seen the explicit art there is from her, and instead of liking it it feels wrong.

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My Polka merch..

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>>6564091
Mine arrives next week, good like with yours Ryan.

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>>6564091
Anonchama... please review your shipment address

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>>6564091
That's gotta suck, better get ready to shoot some emails just in case. Best of luck anonchama.

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>>6564091
by the time you get it, the perfume will have already faded

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>>6564695
>>6564255
>>6564348
>>6564819
Aw fuck, EMS stopped delivering to my country. They had already resumed shipping when I placed the order.

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>>6564819
...they put pefrfume on the card? I havent opened it yet.

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>>6565033
Rumors say her signed postcard smell like her perfume.

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>>6565033
>>6565088
She confirmed it herself on a members comment.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgwRzdGNFJiQhGs4v194AaABCQ

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>>6565088
>>6565496
Now I dont want to open it to preserve the smell even though it probably only last a few weeks at its best. Also I have yet to find the right gloves (yes I kind of am autistic with collection stuff) to unpack it all which is driving me crazy.

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>>6565594
Do it, and tell us how it is.
On a side note, I was planning on framing mine.

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>>6565694
> I was planning on framing mine.
what the fuck

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>>6566169
Doesnt sound too bad of an idea if its not a huge frame hes talking about

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>>6566169
I fail to see what weird about it. Don't people usually frame singed postcards and posters like that? Nothing fancy.

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>>6565594
Unless you're really dedicated to preserving THE original smell, you could just visit a perfume shop and pick up a bottle of the same perfume Polka uses and use that to refresh the smell or give it to anything else you want to smell like Polka

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>>6566493
Please don't give me ideas.

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>>6563167
Her members message said she was takin this week off.

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>>6566597
I feel like it's been weeks

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>>6566493
>>6566530
Ridiculous. Go to a zoo or animal refuge and have it blessed with true fennec aroma.

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>>6566530
nothing wrong with having nice smelling things
Just also use the opportunity to better yourself as Polka would want you to and pick up some perfume for yourself if you don't use any already. Try only a few every time you go, your nose will start losing it's accurate sense of smell from smelling too much. Eventually narrow it down to one that you like the most. Wearing a nice perfume and smelling nice is a pleasure on it's own, plus women are big on smell

>>6566760
>adopt a fennec
>wash it with the same shampoo and body wash that polka uses
>blast it with her perfume
>cuddle with your new fluffy pet and take in deep breaths of the aroma

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>>6566962
Fennec are cute, but you are going into wrong board territory there...

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>>6567004
Where do you think you are anon?
don't take it seriously

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>>6567091
Being a schizo among schizos makes me paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

Polka 3DD is like

https://twitter.com/xxx_Tomoe_xxx/status/1415516395635318791

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>>6566962
>>6567004
Too roundabout for my liking. Cloned Polkas are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like POLsumi works better than OyaPOL, but Polka's the boss lady.

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>>6564940
Which country, if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.]

Theories on what we'll see for upcoming Polkaasan episode of PolDen?

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>>6571904
Polka also uses Otsu Polru.

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>>6572348
Mrs Omaru, huh. I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or her covers are mostly on love and validation

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4EExLkVwf4
Polmiere in 3 minutes! Also seems like she noticed the zain live2d that guy made like a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>polka has scars on her forehead
Poruka.....

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>Polka's mom listens into our codependent asmrs

I'm scared polkas

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>>6576266
>Chance at Polka oyakodon
You should be excited instead

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>>6576318
I just want a chance to eat that juicy ebifry Lobster.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka is going to get Ufotabled unless Subaru helps with taxes

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>>6576444
Eating it with Polka would be fucking amazing.
I would then proceed to eat Polka, the tail more specifically.

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>>6576155
Hey she's lucky she just got scars considering her falling down stairs that young.

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>>6576155
Isn't that cute though?
I think it's cute.

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415666101338263555
Pol?..

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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415667235259961355?s=21
"life is hell" "why do we live"
Polka...

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>>6581384
That's... actually kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6397293
This never stops being appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415652144582062084
Collab tomorrow!

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>>6582801
So much for taking a week off.

>>6572228
Chile, shipping was long but now it's gonna be a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1415666101338263555

Which one Polkas?

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>>6583397
>not being a switch

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>>6583458
I'm sorry Polka I can't be a M, it just doesn't do anything for me.

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>>6583397
I am way too much vanilla for any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6578408
>>6576155
>>6580019
>Polka specifically requested her NY outfit had an exposed forehead because it's a look she feels she can't pull off IRL

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>>6584238
Be thankful Polka, degeneracy is like a drug addiction, your drug of choice eventually stops doing something for you so you go to the next extreme. Then eventually you run out of possible fetishes to chase and nothing does it for you, or its very rarely drawn, let alone drawn well.

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>>6584469
Now that would tug at the heartstrings

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>>6584469
I love this cake.

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>>6584783
She did mention during the NY outfit stream that she specifically asked for the forehead to be a charm point.

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>>6584583
You eventually just wrap around back to vanilla like an overflow error.

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>>6585328
Some do, I've been on this stage for 5+ years now.