森カリオペ

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A thread for the bitchin' boss of the brotherhood of boneheads herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>6414505
Based.

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My favorite and only en vsinger

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>>6414505
Based Kawaiiope poster

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>>6414536
based on what?

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how much do I have to pay yagoo so he makes Mori fuck Kiara on stream

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Hope you guys enjoy this sequel, it’s worth reading.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTEhUfQlAHHohyFBi8EKQsRB27TN2JnWiJ7nrHDpf2R_YWOpBeMrCiOjiw0ZWXg86757rrEQel00L7R/pub

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>>6414576

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is it this week or next?

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>>6414604
Recap episode this week, first session the next.

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It's going to be archived right? I'm kinda torn between staying up and watching the vod. If I don't make it pls someone send the joke about drip and cum drip in my stead

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>>6414595
Already read it. Get started on chapter 3 pls, chop chop

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>watching Ferris Wheel MC stream.
>she breaks a village protection wall and just walks off leaving it.
>chat was shouting for ages to fix the wall.
>gets pissed at chat when she eventually sees it

Jesus, what a retard.

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>>6414715
I never post my stories here, but I will be starting work on it tomorrow.

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>>6414811
Its minecraft only sad adults and 12 year old care

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Mori and Gura are the two from EN who should become best friends.

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>>6414811
But on the plus side it got us Kiara grumpily rowing a boat down a hill in the background while Gura is alternating between snickering and apologizing.

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>>6414852
It's less about Minecraft and more about not giving a shit about breaking your genmates' stuff
sure it's minecraft stuff but it's still stuff they took the trouble to make

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>>6414977
Once again its just minecraft. They dont care either. The only people that do are ad adults and 12 year olds

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>>6414811
Yeah, this one always confuses me. She loves deadbeats but seems to hate chat especially during gaming streams. It's like she doesn't read chat on purpose everytime she games. Like girl if you hate streaming games then stick to more zatsus, asmr and karaoke. The only time she doesn't avoid chat is when she's playing games she already knows like rpgmaker kusoges. But then again, she took advice from chat during the night delivery stream. What the hell is wrong with her? Is she on her period all the time? Someone needs to fix that

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>>6415105
>Someone needs to fix that
I volunteer as tribute.

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>>6414977
How was she supposed to know whether that was a pregenerated wall or something someone built. I used to play minecraft a lot and I also though it was part of the default pregenerated village.

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>>6414977
To be fair, she didn't know that it was made by Kiara.

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>>6415194
Yeah only way she'd have known were if she'd watched Kiara's streams or someone told her. You could tell Gura held herself back from telling her why they should fix the wall.

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>>6415194
because she's been told about it, even if she somehow thought it was just a randomly village that Kiara built a fucking speedway tower to it still means it's important
though the other anon is right desu, even the holomems themselves don't really give a shit, and it's free content

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>>6414977
She thought it was just in the game already, that's why she thought it was the villagers' and not kiara's. And she obviously does care, because later in the video she took care not to break the ice highway.

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>>6415358
>she thought it was the villagers' and not kiara's
Yeah, to the extent that she talked to Gura about looting the village lmao
There's really no malice involved, which frankly makes it funnier.

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>森カリオペ - Minecraft General

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>>6415343
what the actual fuck why is there a desu there
I swear by all my rrats and ogeys I didn't put it there
is that a jannie power?

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>>6415428
How new?

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>>6415428
Holy newfag.

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>>6415428
Newbeat oughta' be lurking now.

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>>6415428
baka my head desu

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>>6415428
newbeat...your lurking reps...

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>>6415428
holy fuck how new

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>>6415343
By who? Chat? She doesn't read chat cause she's stubborn af when playing minecraft. I do hope she stays away from the game after this though since she clearly hates it. Even some kfp and minecraft autist are already shitting on her for what she did.
She's actually making minecraft, a buff game, her debuff game. No one's going to tune in to her MC streams after this.
Good job Mori. Hopefully she learns that half assing and forcing herself to do something she hates is actually going to backfire on her.
Goddamnit if I were jchad I'd slap some sense into her. She turned one of the biggest games into a debuff game for her. Bravo Mori

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>>6415487
well I'm not a deadbeat, probably the third time time I've ever been on a mori thread, and first I stay beyond making one post

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>>6415574
Lurk 10,000 years, newfriend.

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>>6415413
Not that dude but I just hate how mori keeps doing this shit. Minecraft is a buff game. If she bothered to learn and play it it'd help her numbers. But she keeps fucking around with each stream and turning people away. She's the only holo whose MC viewers numbers keep going down with each stream. She fucked it up. No other game could give her a bigger boost than minecraft. She's fucking retarded. She said she's afraid of being irrelevant yet she streams shitty unpopular games or shill games noone cares about, and the time she streams minecraft she's always being a stubborn retard. I don't get it, is it an act? Does she hate the game? She was right about shooting herself in the foot. It's so frustating

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>>6415741
https://streamable.com/5rueaq

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>>6415741
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the bait sure is low quality today my friends. Minecraft really does bring the autist out in alot of people. No wonder Notch hates that shit.

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>>6415741
meds, seethebeat

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>>6415741
Definitely hates the game...based

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>>6415785
>>6415810
>doesn't care about her numbers
You guys are the worst. If she keeps this up she'll have to keep killing herself and releasing three songs a month to stay relevant. Minecraft is one of the biggest factor that got hololive this popular.
She'll be known as that holo that makes music once in a while and does mediocre zatsus and asmrs. Mori who?

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Negbeats really are the worst

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>>6416013
Stop trying to turn Mori into a fucking Minecraft bot, if you want to watch an autistic girl breed axolotls for 50 hours a week then there are plenty of HoloJPs to choose from.

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>>6416013
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>>6416013
>Mori who?
Based. I want her fanbase to shrink until she's frantically menhera about all of her members.

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thinking about being an adult man who cares about a vtubers minecraft skill level is really depressing

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>>6415897
Funny that you bring him up. He's irrelevant now. He moved to a foreign country with no relatives or friends just like mori did. Hey mori also hates minecraft, literally the biggest game on earth rn. Maybe she'll also be irrelevant if she stays this stubborn.
>>6415926
Not based. She'll be the only holo that doesn't know how to play MC and will be left out from MC events

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Fuck off back to /hlg/ you fucking retard seethe about Moris epicly bad minecraft skills there. Theyll love to have you.

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>>6416163
Its MC only 12 year olds care about it. Coco and korone do just fine with barely playing it and so will calli and has been already being in then #2 seat behind gura

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>>6415741
>If she bothered to learn and play it it'd help her numbers.
Go fuck yourself. Sincerely. Minecraft autists are absolutely insufferable. Not everyone likes or gives a shit about your lego. I actually wish she never streamed it again and instead streamed some autism/building thing she genuinely likes instead.

>yet she streams shitty unpopular games or shill games noone cares about
She cares about them though. That's the only person who matters

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>>6416091
>>6416113
Funny yoy bring that up. Notice how kanata has been getting >20k views on her recent MC streams along with fubuki?
Mori would need to hype up and put up another unarchived karaoke to get those numbers. Do you want her to suffer? She could spend less than half the energy and time she uses to make songs to learn minecraft and actually pull in triple the viewers. She's so fucking stubborn it's frustating. She wants to stay relevant yet refuses to pander to the large crowd. Wtf is she actually braindead from all the alcohol? I wouldn't be this frustated if she didn't keep crying about how she's afraid of getting irrelevant.

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Is this the same bitchbeat Nintoddler whining about Guilty Gear yesterday?

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>>6416373
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>>6415550
>Hopefully she learns that half assing and forcing herself to do something she hates
I think you underestimate just how much of a goof she is. Just like with strive, even though she doesn't get something that might seem obvious to the viewer, doesn't mean she hates the game.

>>6415741
>She's the only holo whose MC viewers numbers keep going down with each stream.
What are you talking about? she had over 8k viewers the entire time, while streaming with Gura no less.

>>6416091
>Mori getting so autistically obsessed that she does daily mc streams doing random shit for 8hrs
If only...

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>>6416373
Your valid crictism just devolved into a rrat right infront of my eyes. Thats talent

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>Getting anally aggravated over a MegaBlock simulator
lol It's like one of the most non-serious games possible but people get so angry at anyone who dares stray from the TRUE way to play it.

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One thing that's worse the the chumbuds fandom is the minecraft one. There the equivalent of basement dwelling neckbeards who still play with Lego"s. The lil ones are fine it makes sense for them

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>>6416295
Both coco and korone knows the basic of minecraft. They both have built proper buildings. They both have participated in a contruction project. Mori is literally the only retard still living in a cave. If she hated the game so much she should've stopped playing. Or at least learn the basics first like the others
>>6416341
She shouldn't have streamed it in the first place. Then again she'd miss out on 90% of the events at hololive, not including the building part.
>She cares about them though. That's the only person who matters
Then she should've played those in her own time like RE 7 and RE 8.

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>>6416077
I honestly doubt those are deadbeats considering people who actually watch streams understand what Mori wants to do in MC (aka kill some shit, fish and grill)

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/hlgg/ is unironically more civil than this thread right now.

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She's planning on playing Minecraft more, probably wants to learn it now that the other girls are playing it again as well. She definitely enjoys it when she's playing with any of them (ie: Gura's rocket launch stream)

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>>6416563
Why... she probably the biggest audience of normies and ironic weebs. Why cater to neckbeards and kids when thats not a large part of her fandom chumbud

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>>6416623
that's because they all moved in here

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>>6416555
>dwelling neckbeards who still play with Lego"s
Hey fuck you. Lego was one of best things in my childhood. Shit's dope. Building mechs from firetrucks and police cars was fun.

>the minecraft one.
It's the biggest one out there and thus invites the most kids, retards and autists like this thread's pet who don't get that not everyone treats their game like a matter of life and death. Funnily enough I don't think any Apex autist seriously seethed at Mori for playing terribly on controller and instead just had fun with how much she sucked. And normally, competitive game autists are fucking worst.

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>>6416670
>She's planning on playing Minecraft more
no she isn't, she feels inspired to make a mark for people who'll join in the future but aside from that she couldn't care less for the game
and that's fine

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>>6414814
Are you also the guy who wrote psycho killer? Any news on that?

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>>6414505
based 3 million subscriber shark

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>>6416686
You know that true. Competitive ones are normally the worse one

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>>6416686
I wonder if the MC autist is the same guy as the Smashpedo from yesterday, very similar wording and arguments are being tossed out

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I hope Mori plays an anti's favorite game, completely screws it up, but still has a good time doing it and considers the stream a success.

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>>6416452
The braindead part? That's just hyperbole, a little bit of spice to add to my arguments.
>>6416474
>plays a game without bothering to learn the basics
>gets mad because game doesn't work thr way she wants to
I admit it was funny the first few times
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>>6416683
Minecraft is the biggest normie game right now you idiot. Even weebs play it. You're just out of touch.
Again, if she doesn't really like the game then why bother making a big project in the first place? It's like someone who hates playing the piano suddenly wants to play clair de lune right away without learning the basics first. It's downright arrogant

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>>6417103
>It's like someone who hates playing the piano suddenly wants to play clair de lune right away
More like someone who's had a week's worth of lessons wanting to learn chopsticks.

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>>6417103
You mean kids not normies

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>>6417176
Yeah that's a better comparison. I'm not mad that she's bad at the game. I'm mad that she's stubborn enough to think that she could bruteforce her way into making projects like that. She might legit be the dumbest holomem, literally. At least the other girls are meek and not stubborn when it comes to things like this. Her stupidity is only endearing only when she's not being a bonehead and putting up a bravado. Like jesaz, she shits on herself all the time but when it comes to gaming she turns into such a cunt , thinking that being a stubborn bitch is cool and all.

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>>6417234
Every streamer and their friends have their own mc servers. College kids, working adults. Not my fault you're out of touch like her, boomer

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>>6417498
The Ferris Wheel is looking pretty good. I'm looking forward to the finished product.

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Cl*ro and his prechat cronies are changing their usernames to include Tony in an attempt to make Mori laugh

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>boomer
Okay, this confirms it, same retarded shitposter from yesterday. He went form being a ninkiddie to minecraft kiddie. Or worse, he could actually be both.

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>>6417693
What's funny about that?

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>>6417586
She didn't even bother to do the calculations or count the number of materials beforehand. Or even at least have a basic image of what she's planning to build. I swear she must literally have sub 100 IQ. Retards are only cute when they act humble and shy, not like a southern redneck. She's a legit retard and not the cute kind. I still like her though

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She learned enough about the game to play it functionally. I'm not complaining watching the JP girls play stuff like GTA and forget every basic of driving/physics. I'm enjoying the insanity.
I'm not watching Mori MC streams for clever building. I'm watching them for her and her friends.

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>>6417736
Something doesn't need to be 'funny' to make someone laugh, anon.

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>>6417857
What?

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>NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS CHILDREN'S GAME SERIOUSLY AND TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE LOGISTICAL CONSIDERATIONS FOR THE STRUCTURES YOU INTEND TO BUILD. YOU ARE HURTING THE FEELINGS OF THE 126 MILLION MINECRAFT PLAYERS.

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>>6417725
>only one person in this thread uses the word boomer
Ogey boomer
>>6417812
Except that's all you do in gta. You drive, you shoot. That's the only thing you do the entire game. That's all the gameplay.
Making towers of dirt, destroying shit, raging about the controls and graphics is not what minecraft is about. She could stream herself just walking forward without doing anything and it'd be just as entertaining as that stream

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>>6417903
Its a pretty straightforward sentence, anon.

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>>6417771
>not like a southern redneck. She's a legit retard and not the cute kind
Wrong

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>>6415105
She gets very defensive when someone tells her what to do. Maybe it has something to do with her upbringing. I kinda understand, since she's her own boss and wants to deliver her personal experience of the game to us, an audience, who don't NEED to watch. But I do wish she'd not see it as black and white all the time. Like here where she isn't in fact on her own private server.

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>>6417954
>streams minecraft
>doesn't play the game
Why even bother streaming it then? It's just like someone streaming pokemon but all they do is fight rattata near littleroot for 2 hours and doing the same thing again for 10+ streams.
>>6418070
Aqua is a cute retard. Mori is sometimes a cute retard but lately she's been turning into the southern inbred retard kind, the annoying loud ones

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>>6418054
How can something that isn't funny make somebody laugh?

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>>6414505
Same desu

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>>6418360
There's nothing particularly 'funny' about your post and here I am getting a chuckle out of it.

Don't worry anon, you'll figure it out one day.

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>>6418165
>who don't NEED to watch.
This is what confuses me. She keeps saying that she's afraid of people losing interest in her overtime but she keeps doing shit like this. Every successful person in the entertainment industry panders to the mainstream crowd to a degree. Like why have chat turned on at all if she hates it so much. It's been 8 months and it seems like she's actually grown to become more stubborn towards her viewers, like wtf? She was more open early on

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>>6414814
So who the fuck posts them?

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>>6418360
I laugh at puns all the time

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>>6415741
Are you the Strive anti?

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>>6415105
Seems pretty "based" or whatever to me. Her chat fucking sucks. I get pissed at them whenever I look at it too.

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>>6416474
I want this big fatass cow on me right now!

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>>6418461
>laughs at puns
>calls people who play minecraft children
Oh the irony

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>>6418442
>As petals fly, I'll dance your tune
>But hold your breath, guess who's running the show?
Enjoy your spoonfeed, kiddiebeat

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>>6418442
I think she mostly grew stubborn to people like (You), which is based because you don't really add any value to the stream
considering she has 8k people tuning in regularly I don't think they mind getting bantered with

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>old intro

she's using her laptop again, isn't she?

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>old loading screen
Nostalgia...

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>>6418535
I just got here, what are you talking about?

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Original loading screen. Neat. Now if only I could find the first song she used for it.

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>>6418586
Mori's streaming from the back of a moving truck.

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>>6418519
Who?
>>6418523
Quit being such a contrarian. She's the only holo that does this. Even coco listened to her chat before the yab.
Even the twitch indies I watch aren't as stubborn and hostile towards their audience like her

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>>6415550
This post screams "medicate me". Have you gotten your vaccine yet? Maybe you should.

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The only way I'd lose a staring contest is if she hides her face and titties, because I already stare at her nonstop

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>>6418266
>Why even bother streaming it then?
Because it's an easy low-investment collab game, retard. Most collab games require much more attention and investment than Minecraft. It's literally a crutch to not do a pure zatsu. Sorry, your game is treated with disrespect. Please leave hololive alone and go watch dream or whoever is popular, they have better numbers too.

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>>6418641
The moving truck is her new home. Please don't tell anyone how she lives...

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Protip: Close this thread whenever Mori starts streaming.
You'll be amazed at how much more you enjoy the experienced compared to everyone >here

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I hate you newbeats more than I hate the Minecraft autist. Quit replying to bait.

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>>6418683
its not that kind of staring contest. its the first one to smile/laugh loses kind

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>>6418694
>Bitch you live like this?!

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>>6418731
>Quit replying to bait.
(You)

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>>6418586
>720p cap
Oh yeah

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>>6418553
> 1 line vs all the time she cried on stream due to fear of getting irrelevant
Ogey fakebeat
>>6418570
Sure, she'll have her own little bubble while the rest of the hololive members and fanbase ignore her. Even the JP girls have caught on to her stubborness

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AAA CUTE

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>>6417023
And then he donates a red SC just to tell her how retarded she is, and then she is like "yo, thank you for the FAT donation my dawg. That's completely fine, you know where the exit is, and remember: no refunds *wink*" before moving on to talk about her plans for the rest of the week and explain how much fun she had with her deadbeats today. I would get an erection at the spot

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>>6418710
I won't

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dumb chuuni

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why is she being mean tonight

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I love Reaper Mori

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>>6414576
https://streamable.com/g6mxwu

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Schizophrenic ramblings with Mori!

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>3 hours
God damn it

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Mori is being tsun...

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Menhera Moririn...

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Why is it just 720P and no 60FPS?

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>>6419032
Shes on her old ass laptop

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>OG Scene Transition
FUCK YEAH
I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

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is this the low sleep Mori GFE?

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>>6414682
Don't bitch out now, anon. embrace your cringe and horny post.

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dont open

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>>6419032
You don't even need to scroll up one screen, retard

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>>6419032
streaming from her old laptop in a truck if I had to guess

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>>6418756
An empty box truck. Save for a computer, an Xbox, some bottles of wine, and a bunch of expensive clothes.

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>>6417498
I agree the nastier sides of her real personality leak through in games like these, but hey, at the end of the day she is just a regular 3D human, not a perfect anime wife. I still enjoy watching her do what she wants, and if a day ever comes where I don't, I'll just cherry pick what streams of hers I watch.

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>>6418827
Nice fantasy. She's stubborn, not brave. She breaks down when directly confronted. She stopped singing and drawing because of her low self esteem. She's weak

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>I've Yet to Sleep

MORI....

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Big Mori on Sunday night. This is perfect.

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WHY IS SHE MEAN TONIGHT

I DIDNT WANT TO GET BULLIED

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>>6419095
dont forget the plushies

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Tried to make it but already having a late dinner and getting shaky. Will need to catch up VOD.
Good luck Mori...with whatever you're trying to achieve.

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DEADBEATS YOU ASKED FOR THIS

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is mori ogey

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jesus christ mori how do you keep getting away with it?

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>"waking up to this"
>Good morning.
>Get the fuck out of bed.
>Good-for-nothing.
I'm hard.

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>>6419206
>I've yet to sleep
This. BItch.

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>>6417693
How did he manage to make his own cult out of her biggest paypigs? Honest question. One of the biggest reasons I don't SC is because I feel like I'd be out of place in her "community"

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>>6419101
>just a regular 3D human
Except the other holos don't act like that. They play the role of their characters perfectly. She still doesn't get that being a holomem is different than being a regular streamer. She HAS to pander to her audience. All the members do that

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>>6419267
Just send one, who gives a fuck what they think?

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Is Mori okay?

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>>6419206
Hi hard, im anon

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MBeats we won again

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What the fuck is even going on, I wake up in the middle of the night, turn the TV on and have Mori calling me a good for nothing and bullying me

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We need a game plan guys.

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>>6419106
>Mori
>Weak
Ogey rretard

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Is this just going to be another low effort sc bait stream?

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>>6419336
call her a retard

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>>6418266
>Mori is sometimes a cute retard
And a cute badass the rest of the time

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>>6419267
I send a parasocial I love you message to Mori but only during members stream

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>>6419267
you know just because you send an SC doesn't mean you follow them.

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>>6419351
Fuck off

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>>6419267
The answer is to never be in prechat. Plenty of anons here SC that are "out of place" from the regular pay pig bullshittery, and it seems she answers those with a bit more enthusiasm.

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>>6419341
She literally stopped singing for years just from an offhand comment about her voice. She's weak

[Anonymous No.]

Is this just going to be another low effort (You) bait thread

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>>6419267
Plenty of herebeats superchat, so feel free my dude

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>>6419320
We just can't stop winning. Mori needs to unleash her inner femdom.

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>staying at a friend's house
OH NO NO NO
IT'S
SYD

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>>6419431
you just described this board, impressing

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Mori has friends.....

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oh no no no no .... oh fuck the rrats are gonna go wild....... please god

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I don't like mean Mori....

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I'm surprised, I never expected Mori to lean into the S-side so much.

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>Mori is staying at my house
Feels good deadbeats.

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>>6419502
It's cute

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>>6419394
I think a lot of us put more effort into actually saying something with our SC's. Can confirm though, I don't send more than 1 or 2 per stream but she reads an awful lot of mine.

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>>6419519
Are you female?

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>>6419519
shut up coco

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staying at a friend's house is femspeak for SEX

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>>6419106
>stopped singing and drawing
>last drawing stream was last week
>music performance going out this weekend
what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>6419519
>female

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>>6419545
Yeah with IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419534
Yes, but I'm also going to impregnate Mori after the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419519
Fembeat...

[Anonymous No.]

Ahahaha I was right. She's staying at syd's. Watch as she ends her stream in an hour because she would rather do something else with her than stream.
That's it I'm done with her. I'd take scuffed streams again if it means that we'd get cute and shy mori like the early days.

[Anonymous No.]

She's at Syd's place isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419629
>Syd
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419629
ONE MILLION WORD THESIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419552
you replying to that bait is like if Mori smiled at a paypig.
She'd be a loser just like you

[Anonymous No.]

IRL FRIENDS HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419552
I meant before she joined hololive newbeat. She used to sing when she was younger until someone told her that her voice wasn't that stellar

[Anonymous No.]

WITNESS HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419523
HEREbeats defnitely win out alot more I can attest to that. I think we all can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419661
I'm not that paypig. I'm a protobeat. I regret investing my time and money into her.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being her JP friend. White girl babbling English into her laptop at 8 AM while you try to sleep in.

[Anonymous No.]

kek bye false flagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419815
>continues to spend time here anyway
cope silently, insect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419822
>JP friend
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

ROAD-KUN I KNEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

I see you RF, HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419815
>I'm a protobeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419822
It's syd you retard. It's another white girl enabling her toxic behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

Mori loves me!

[Anonymous No.]

You ever notice that the Concerned Longtime Protobeats only ever seem to show up immediately after she collabs with Gura?
Wonder why that's the only time they can ever remember Calliope exists.....

[Anonymous No.]

>That SC
based kawaiiope sc-er

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ok which one of you was it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419871
I guess it's what you'd call a sunk cost fallacy kek.
I'm the only one who stayed I guess. Most early adopters ditched her last december

[Anonymous No.]

BASED KAWAIIOPE POSTER

[Anonymous No.]

It was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420002
>>6420009
Morin love!
4chan love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419918
>toxic
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t believe someone just kawaiioppe posted her holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420002
>>6420009
Did she read it?

[Anonymous No.]

If it doesn't get read I will become a Mori anti

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

she'll just ignore the aka

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420009
Cant wait for the soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420011
>Speaking for others
Continue >we posting you retarded brainless drooling faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420009
my guess is it was roadforksyou

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419519
timestamp or didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

/we/ can't let Gura take all the credit for Kawaiiope posting, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420053
no, chat is moving too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420002
>>6420009

>>6419383

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this deadpan fan fic reading. Im gonna lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419918
>syd
I will admit I have no idea who the fuck that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420109
I wasn't the original $500 guy. He pussied out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420144
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420144
Mori's best friend in nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420159
I called him a little skeleton bitch and it turns out he was. Based forks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420144
Gigguk's girl. Second gunman of the guacolypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420159
Too bad I sent it, because I am you.

[Anonymous No.]

She is #literallyshaking trying to keep the laughter in, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

So she's staying at syd's? While garnt and syd are busy fucking in the next room?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we going back to the "please hurt me mommy" arc?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori is browsing thread archives
/our/girl

[Anonymous No.]

Mori reminiscing about her time /here/....

[Anonymous No.]

>literally diving the 4chan archives for shrek
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420278
>Garnt is fucking Syd senseless
>Mori is huddled around a laptop in the bathroom next door
>Reading Shrek is Love to her BFE wondering how it came to this

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Mori please dont come /here/ but based shes doing her archive reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420351
>to her BFE
not since like March

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420351
This is the parasocial Mori experience I needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>6419918
Pics or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420394
She doesn't like it but its all she's got. Its why she is so grumpy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay she's won me over again. Sorry for derailing the thread early on

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420325
>>6420366
>>6420381
If the fanbase reflects the oshi why does her faanbase never do their reps?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420428
>She doesn't
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420459
I lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Now Link the fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420459
My fucking sides holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420447
Post it on your blog you dickslurping faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420509
This. Link Psycho killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori is KNEELING right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420278
it wouldn't be the first time Mori had to listen to a girl she lives with getting pounded in another room while she's alone on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

She is fucking breaking holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420551
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, she read my message earlier. I got Mori Bingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420394
She can pretend she has newfound chances IRL, but she knows deep down she needs us! Sh-she has too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420608
Savor it, it may not happen again for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

This will be archived, right?

Had to dip out for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

i can feel the warp overtaking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420676
it is a GUHd pain

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420642
>A Japanese man will romantically pursue a gaijin amazoness rapper who speaks Japanese like a caveman

That's the most unbeliveable rrat I've ever heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420558
Was that the sister at the hotel story?

[Anonymous No.]

>I love you sweaty
Okay I fucking lost it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not familiar with ancient copypastas, what is this one?

[Anonymous No.]

MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420642
You have to move on, bro. It's necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420657
Why wouldn't it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6414460
>Man door hook hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420717
what story is this

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I am loving this. I'm fucking impressed I fucking lose it reading "and man door hand hook car door." even all these years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420736
it's Underworld-ian

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420558
Mori-sama...

[Anonymous No.]

How is it possible that no one's seriously dated this woman? She is literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please send this to her so she can read it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTvfdGrE_e4K6XcJZ77NAnF2UBA7eh9tO5MbKI9oCw4TW4BuRP8P4IKRsz3Yt9Jm8N5jL-j7FGgC-fo/pub

[Anonymous No.]

Read the Akas Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420749
I know bro, I know. Just please let me use the last of my copium, it's all I have left

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420861
she cant, too fucking long for youtube unless you want the anon who sends it to be the new pastebin deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

"Am I your first experience for some people?"
Moririn...

[Anonymous No.]

THEN WHO WAS FONE???

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420858
her having 0 dating experience is a rrat like any other, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420749
NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420933
>Mori being surprised it's your first time too
Uwaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420964
NTA but not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420786
So it's not what you meant huh?
She said once she went to Rome or something with her reaper senpai, and she had to leave her room because her sister and their bf were doing something. Don't exactly remember if it was even about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>You guys have such a good memory
What was she talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420714
Surely there are Chads with good taste, even in the grorious backwards-land

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421080
Remembering the who was phone and shrek is love pastas

[Anonymous No.]

>Criss cross apple sauce
This dork is too loveable.

[Anonymous No.]

>Criss cross applesauce
Cute Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

MORI LOST

[Anonymous No.]

REAPER GIGGLES
WE HAVE CONFIRMED REAPER GIGGLES

[Anonymous No.]

is this woman really sitting on her friend's bathroom floor and reading ancient pastas into a janky laptop.
She's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420964
literally not a rrat lol

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaa I need this woman laughing not over the stream but next to me, she is too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

its the way this one is formatted that makes it funny

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah Mori is definitely a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421224
ok Mori, whatever you say
BRAP

[Anonymous No.]

>mori dreams about streaming for me

i have a chance bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420925
Here you go. Send it to her.

https://controlc.com/2cc75832

[Anonymous No.]

SHE WILL READ KAWAIIOPE LATER

[Anonymous No.]

TOO BRIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

I love Morin so much....

[Anonymous No.]

so hows this gonna work out for all the tonybeats name changes? do they have to keep the name change until her next SC reading or will their names stay that way for her to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421291
Bros, why did you fail to send this to her.

[Anonymous No.]

blessed stream

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420858
Her personality while vtubing is heavily filtered for one, and you always see her with a gorgeous avatar, so your brain is playing tricks on you. Always being busy and being loud and autistic probably scare away a lot of men (read: faggots) too, not to mention she prefers short ones, who probably have an even higher tendency to get scared off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421334
Do you have all the merch?

[Anonymous No.]

>You and Mori will never sit up at 2 AM reading stupid ancient greentexts, creepypastas, and schizo /x/ threads
>laughing to each other all night long
>falling asleep in each other's arms
Literally no reason to continue existing.

[Anonymous No.]

guys i cannot. why she so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421374
Yeah just waiting for it to ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421370
MORI LOVE/100

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421370
Kawaiiope/10

[Anonymous No.]

At the very least, its finally confirm that Mori comes here. Which was obvious from the start but you know naysayers.

[Anonymous No.]

ghostling status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421374
I got two full sets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
Why do you have to hurt me like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
I feel like a good Deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421407
I know, shes too cute for our own good. MORIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN I LOVE YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421334
We are truly blessed to be born into this timeline, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
GHOSTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
>never
speak for yourself, deadbeat. I'm climbing to the mountaintop

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
Ever-present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
/here/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421483
Gee Deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

MGhostlings cant stop winning...is not fair bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
I'm on cloud nine right now. Zoomed in Mori plus her being adorable at the end was a great combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
Please don't fucking remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

when Mori acts like this it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside for hours, bro's

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1414374874710118400
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
bro...
b-but we'd make her sad you know? God why did she have to care about us so much too? She doesn't even know us

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure why, but this stream made me want to start my /fit/ reps again. Guess I'm doing that tomorrow. Thanks Morippo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421593
Same here man. I'm feeling pretty happy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Get some good sleep, Morripi!

[Anonymous No.]

I actually love this woman, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
>Mori is already dozing off leaning against you while the passing street lights begin to lull you to sleep. Fortunately, J-Chad reaches your home before you pass out, though Mori isn’t so lucky, snoring peacefully against your shoulder. You softly move her off you and leave the car, giving a dopey wave as J-Chad leaves. You can barely stay upright as you open the front door. You kick off your shoes and decide to just pass out on the couch, taking off Mori’s coat and clutching it to your chest as you fall asleep, you fall into a more peaceful slumber than you’ve had in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
It's coming back to me. I can FEEL everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
Somehow the wholesome ending felt even sweeter after all those insults.
c:THKJP

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421374
shipping costs filter me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421574
Not M, but am Ghost.
Her laugh is a win, and the two minutes of smiling.
It's............. I love her.......................

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421603
God damn, that's a crit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421371
>and you always see her with a gorgeous avatar, so your brain is playing tricks on you
her roommate is a cutie so it's not like she has problems on that front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421459

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421603
Morippi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421399
>>6421660
>>6421614
FUCKING STOP THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421539
>fucks up the mountaintop metaphor completely
Keep posting, it makes me feel like I have more of a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421603
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Codependency Mori is best Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421448
I must have missed something, what did she say? She never read that anon's kawaiiope supa but I guess that's for later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421942
She will read the supas later

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421942
She dud up old copy pastas and read them on stream. Lost it at the end and gave us unfiltered cute Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421893
>he thinks he has a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421942
She read shrek is love off a screencap (which proves fuckall, but anons gotta have fun)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421820
She's cute, but many people are. It doesn't mean everything. Even the balckpilled incels from /r9k/ almost always turn out to just be average boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422017
all deadbeats should be entered into a battle royale and the winner gets mori as a prize. who's in?

[Anonymous No.]

I hoe Mori isn't feeling lonely or frustrated with everything that's going on in her busy reaper life. Mori love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421942
>She never read that anon's kawaiiope supa
She did react to it though, said it was cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>6421880
Let it out bro... your love for our angel (of death)

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule Doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
>deadbeat battle royale
is not fair bros, the schizos have the advantage there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422063
No. Why would she? And even if she does, there's always (((us)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422063
>I hoe Mori
hehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422068
She needs to read it out loud
it was an Aka

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422110
We can only hope there are no /fit/beats

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422155
*gunbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>6420858
Heavy bullying devaluing your self worth and goslinging for your oshi tends to do that to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422063
I think she's the least lonely she has been in awhile and any stress is related to (mostly) positive things. Putting effort into her work and building a life, rather than simply worrying about scraping by.
Deadbeats helped her and gave her a love she never could have imagined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
I can't exactly pass up this chance, but you'll have to give me a time out because the ghostlingness is really bad right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
I feel like I could bite Arnie's face off for my Mori. Let's do this. Any time, any place. Fuck you.
MORI I'M COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
i will not fall in that trap mmloni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422246
Nothing personal, deadbeat.... but you know I cannot afford to go easy on you. I love her too much to spare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
Mori already agreed to this, and we started months before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422049
Lies! This is Lucitan trying to make the malebeats off each other!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422250
>>6422364
>rukitan & seaboy tag-team again, gaining an unfair advantage over the rest of the deadbeats
>they're the last ones standing as Based Kawaiiope Poster crumples to the ground
>one must kill and one must die
Who wins, Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

Did the first readings of Shrek is Love and Full Life Consequences ever get translated to JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422439
MMloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422110
>>6422155
>/fit/beat schizo
ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422439
>rukitan & seaboy
I'm not worried about those guys, I could take both of them myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422475
luci is nerfed right now so she will lose quickly in this battle royal

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is having sex with her friend right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
yes, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422594
Lucitan is protected because no one would be able to bring themselves to hurt her, but she won't hesitate to strike >us down. If someone did find a way to knock her out then surely Mori would hate them.
There is no path to victory. I've accepted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
>Mori
>letting someone who cuts in line have a go at her
t. Hasn't seen the Xrd stream

[Anonymous No.]

I never realized Mori showed up in Watame's stream when she played Mad Rrat, cute

https://youtu.be/s1hSw0plOhw?t=879

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423023
>1 hour of game playing
>4 of supa reading
someone keep watame away from kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422903
>no one would be able to bring themselves to hurt her
Fuck that, i'll stomp that demon bitch into the pavement if she gets between me and Mori.
She's a deadbeat, she knows the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423023
>Thank you for watching!
>Watch this!
>Calliope Power!
>Oh, cool music!

I love this sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422190
Now is my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422903
OM will rape Lucitan in the heat of battle and I will take him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>/hlgg/ and /morig/ both talking about Lucitan
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422121
Shutup, loser. Quit being proud about containment breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423321
BONE BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423321
Clint Stevens you need to stream more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423136
Vicious but principled. Will it work?
>She's all angel-like and giving a cute pout
>Hesitate for a second and go d'aww
>Skin turns black, fangs appear, she bites your throat out

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423321
Autistic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423335
>muh containment breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423364
>Hesitate
If she's taking the time to pout she's giving me an opening.
A deadbeat is a deadbeat is a deadbeat: they have to fall for me to rise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6414460
Aw man, you forgot the second part. Well, thanks for trying regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gun down OM in cold blood
>Mori appears to congratulate you for winning the contest
>"Contest?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423548

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423023
I love Watamori

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423321
horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422903
Nice try, Lucitan. You'll be the first one I duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423321
REALIZING WHO THE TRUE ENEMY IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423548
Perhaps a bit too based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423753
And that's Ocean Man.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieaReLukLJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieaReLukLJQ
new girls up soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423335
Best case is that her reaction to it is cute, worst case is that she hates it and we get to see a legitimately disgusted Mori flay the anon for being autistic. There is no downside

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423871
>Haven't finished her debut yet
>Her first stream is at 3am
Sorry Irys, i'll give you a proper look later. I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423871
Cuterys

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423871
>Spamming tax payers and not Auditors
why dumb asses like this. Saw one guy say
>Hurr durr its got too many layers of meaning
fuck off. Still gonna catch it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423950
shes got a cuterys uterys and im gonna fill it

[Anonymous No.]

>I was 28 years old
>I loved Mori so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the videos
>I pray to Mori every night before bed, thanking her for the death I've been given
>"Mori is love" I say "Mori is death"
>Death-Sensei hears me and calls me a Deadbeat
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Mori
>I called him the C-word (cringe)
>He reaps me and sends me to the under world
>I'm crying now, and my soul hurts
>I lay the underworld and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Mori
>I am so happy
>She whispers in to ear, "guh~"
>She grabs me with her powerful reaper hands and opens my wallet
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for Mori
>Mori penetrates my wallet
>It hurts, but I do it for Mori
>I want to please Mori
>She guh's a mighty guh as she reaps my wallet
>Death-Sensei walks in
>Mori stares him straight in the eye and says, "PEACE!"
>Mori leaves through my monitor
>Mori is love, Mori is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423023
mori watching her talk about liking the music and immediately prepping a list of FT songs to send her

[Anonymous No.]

>>6424310
>She grabs me with her powerful reaper hands
I coomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>6424310
>>She whispers in to ear, "guh~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6414595
>J-Chad leans forward to grab your shoulders and spin you around, pulling you close enough to rest her chin on your shoulder, and when Mori presses herself to your front you realize your instinct’s were correct and you are now in fact trapped. Mori closes her eyes and brushes her lips against yours before dropping to her knees, working to unbuckle your belt. You feel like an idiot for not having it all click in regards what the fuck was gonna happen the moment J-Chad said what she was here for. But what has the last couple of weeks been if not you being dumb and getting caught in Mori’s web?

>“Oh, Mori wasn’t kidding when she said you were being under-appreciated~.”J-Chad quietly speaks into your ear when Mori finally frees your cock from your pants. Oh no. You don’t know how much you can take of this prodding if it’s coming from two fronts. Well, no choice but to grit your teeth and bear it.

>“You say that like I haven’t been having sex like 5 times a week.” You shudder as Mori idly strokes you. You still hadn't fully calmed down from Mori’s failed fellatio fling.

>“Was that a little pride in your voice?” J-Chad teases. That’s not at all what you had meant, but she’s probably doing exactly what you expect. Not wanting to let her get a reaction, you just clam up. Seeing that she’s probably not gonna get much out of you, she looks down to Mori who’s still patiently playing with your penis. Really in an alliterative mood today, aren’t you?

>“So, boss lady, show me what you did last time.” She prompts Mori, who nervously glances down at your dick in her hands, before taking all the down to the base in one go, making herself gag before you’re even fully erect. She quickly gives up on that attempt and awkwardly licks at your head like it's an ice cream cone. You sputter. Yeah, that’s what she did last time, and boy does it not do it for you. Don’t know who that’d do it for, honestly. Thankfully, J-Chad seems to be able to distinguish between a good and bad blowjob, and quickly stops her.

>“Whoa whoa whoa, slow your roll a little. You gotta have some build up. He’s not even completely hard yet.” Mori gets flush with embarrassment, but still listens to J-Chad’s following advice. Take it easy, don’t be afraid to use your hands too, you can switch your focus to different parts of it, changing up your pace can be nice too. Fortunately, or unfortunately really, Mori is a quick learner and it’s not too long before you’re struggling to keep your moans down. You’re not in the soundproof booth and anyone in the hall could hear you if you were loud enough, and that’s a situation you’d rather avoid.

Sexually Inexperience Mori is cute.

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>>6424577
MotherMacaroni vtuber debut when?

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>>6424310
The whisper should probably be "big ups~ *DOOT*". Very nice job though.
I wish I'd had more time to think about those SC's

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>>6425288
didn't she already do a stream?