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Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:30:25 2021 No.6475487 [Reply] [Original]

>marine
>looks nothing like a marine
>no dress blues, no marpat, not even a hint of camouflage
>not into firearms, has probably never touched a rifle in her life
>out of shape, completely unfit for duty
>cannot recite rifle squad's mission in verbatim, or call in a 9 line, or save her buddy's life following the MARCH acronym

Am I missing something here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:32:06 2021 No.6475574 File: 125 KB, 1280x720, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marine can also mean "aquatic" you fucking mongrel. She's a pirate. It's not rocket surgery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:33:07 2021 No.6475620 >>6475487 I fucking love her belly budge, I want to blow a raspberry in it and sleep in her tummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:34:59 2021 No.6475705 >>6475487 Are you 11 years old OP? cause it's called "playing a character" now get the fuck off this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:35:44 2021 No.6475741 >>6475487 she's actually a SPEHSS MARIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:36:37 2021 No.6475775 She'd never survive boot camp. Or the trenches...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:37:42 2021 No.6475822 >>6475775 Well she's at least thirty so she wouldn't be eligible to enlist anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:38:01 2021 No.6475834 >>6475574 Calling a pirate aquatic is kind of a stretch. They should’ve made Senchou part fish like Finana

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:38:51 2021 No.6475877 >>6475574 >>6475705 You guys DO know this is a shitpost right? I thought taking jokes too seriously was a twitter thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:40:13 2021 No.6475957 File: 164 KB, 1280x720, 1617231861447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475487 also a to represent her purity and devotion to the virgin Mary(ine)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:41:23 2021 No.6476010 File: 110 KB, 510x518, sionY=X^2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475574 >rushia >has absolutely nothing to do with russian culture or traditions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:44:55 2021 No.6476188 File: 227 KB, 400x400, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6476010 >zion >has never drank the blood of a palestinian child on stream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:45:50 2021 No.6476239 >>6475834 >Calling a pirate aquatic is kind of a stretch A pirate is, by definition, aquatic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:47:34 2021 No.6476326 >>6475620 You had me until you said IN her tummy. Unless you meant on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:48:11 2021 No.6476360 File: 817 KB, 1000x1478, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6476010 >scion >is not a discontinued marque of Toyota that debuted in 2003

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:48:37 2021 No.6476380 >>6476326 Bitch you heard me right. I want to strap a struggling, naked Marine to a table, vivisect her, remove her stomach, and blow a raspberry on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:48:54 2021 No.6476398 >>6475487 i have the sudden urge to to fuck marine wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:51:25 2021 No.6476514 >>6476326 Bitch you heard me right. I want to strap a struggling, naked Marine to a table, vivisect her, remove her stomach, and blow a raspberry in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:53:27 2021 No.6476598 >>6475487 Basic etymology knowledge, uneducatedchama

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:53:57 2021 No.6476625 >>6476514 Base-No...no. Anon, bro.. [You'll get blood all over her tits dude. Would be a waste]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:56:25 2021 No.6476735 >>6476625 I know how to do a proper Y-shaped incision. Don't you presume to know about my surgical qualifications.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 22:56:42 2021 No.6476745 >>6476625 Chop her tits off before you vivisect the stomach so they don’t get dirty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 23:16:42 2021 No.6477829 >>6475574 Or a Mariner

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 23:28:39 2021 No.6478537 >coco kiryu >nothing to do with chocolate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 23:36:22 2021 No.6479002 >>6476010 >has absolutely nothing to do with russian culture or traditions Her maternal grandmother is actually Russian, go do your roommate reps, newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 23:43:40 2021 No.6479448 >>6475487 Ogey Amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 12 23:52:31 2021 No.6479927 >>6475487 Finally a good fuckin post askin some real damn questions. Semper Fi

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:07:07 2021 No.6480720
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>>6475487
Common OP its like you don't even read their lore.
> Chaos Space Marines, also sometimes called Traitor Marines, Renegade Marines, or Heretic Astartes, are former Space Marines of the Imperium of Man who have chosen to abandon the service of the Emperor of Mankind and dedicate themselves to Chaos to achieve their own ends.
She's a demon worshipping traitor chaos marine from the warp. Hence her color scheme, lost eye, and many demon friends. Her immortality, eternal youth, and dai hentai personality was obviously granted by warp demon slaanesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:16:46 2021 No.6481167 >>6479002 thats botan or suisei

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:26:59 2021 No.6481674 >>6476010 ルシア/るしあ [rushia] is actually Japanese transcription of "Lucia".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:29:28 2021 No.6481786 >>6475487 Marineschizo is that you? >>6476010 she can't into "L" you dingus. Lucia, like Lucifer. >>6476398 only suddenly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:30:12 2021 No.6481817 >Shien >not French at all >not even a dog, is a jackal What gives?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:33:00 2021 No.6481928 >>6481674 Almost forgot, and Russia is ロシア [roshia], like Russia in Russian (Poccия [Rossiya]).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:50:42 2021 No.6482554 File: 2.82 MB, 1070x1078, [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fjz28jp.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6476188

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:52:00 2021 No.6482594 >Usada Pekora >She isnt a spic who was frequented by all the men in the city

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:54:24 2021 No.6482670 >>6481786 No, I'm here. And yes, Marine is still overrated as fuck and deserves to be unceremoniously kicked out of hololive for being the unfunny whore she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:57:22 2021 No.6482760 >>6475487 >Am I missing something here? About 70 IQ points to reach average human intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:57:41 2021 No.6482772 File: 425 KB, 877x1079, 1612898037887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475487 >бoтaн >Is actually a nerd Perfect from the start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 00:58:35 2021 No.6482789 File: 625 KB, 3184x2120, [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Frv2xgw.m4a].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6482670 God, could you just imagine having a three-way with two Maririns? One to peg you and one to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:00:42 2021 No.6482848 File: 84 KB, 290x290, 290px-Oozora_Subaru_-_Portrait_3D_01-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not a car >Not even a star cluster Shupabros?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:01:58 2021 No.6482879 >>6475487 That's the best part! Marine you old bag you will never have your own ship! You are too weak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:02:24 2021 No.6482898 >>6475487 marine is a booty marine that abuses rushia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:02:35 2021 No.6482901 File: 2.75 MB, 3745x2221, __oozora_subaru_hololive_drawn_by_cosmikaizer__938cf17d3fd260c7cb10694456b91985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6482848 >>Not a car

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:03:35 2021 No.6482921 File: 19 KB, 314x314, 1609661228413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] man can someone translate this bath stream already >>6482789 god i hate lady gaga, dont make me see her vile face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:03:47 2021 No.6482928 >>6475775 Yeah her ass would get stuck in the trenches and block the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:06:50 2021 No.6483000 File: 1.02 MB, 962x540, marineschizo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6482921 It's Marineschizo's favorite song.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:16:03 2021 No.6483257 >>6483000 i gave myself a prostate orgasm, felt pretty good but takes way too much work. Not a troon btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:18:20 2021 No.6483307 File: 499 KB, 550x725, smogayu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6483257 that's why you let Marine help you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:18:30 2021 No.6483314 >>6483257 Suuure... truth be told there's something orgasmic about taking a shit.

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 01:28:59 2021 No.6483604

>>6483314
didnt think it was real either until it happened, its a full body thing and you really have to be a degen to achieve it, literally had to dirty talk to myself and position in a specific way to do it. Also tore my ass so that part sucked. 100% sure my roommates heard my jackhammering my ass which sucks the most, tried it one or two times after but decided id rather just jack it than wait 4 fucking hours to maybe achieve it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 02:36:43 2021 No.6485560 >>6475574 Spotted the SEAmonkey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 02:38:31 2021 No.6485598 File: 442 KB, 1500x1500, 1617459438655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anya >アーニャ >안야

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 02:53:34 2021 No.6485935 >>6475574 Also means "navy" in le froge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 02:56:40 2021 No.6486005 >>6475487 Americans are so fucking dumb and cringe holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 04:45:02 2021 No.6488038 File: 298 KB, 1247x1400, 1625837065478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475487 >marine >can't even kill me in over 700 ways what a hack fraud

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 04:48:45 2021 No.6488092
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>>6476010
1) It's Lucia
2) Batshit crazy girl who will beat you in front of a crowd then make out with you and beg you to never make her have to do that again.........sounds pretty fucking Russian woman to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 04:59:55 2021 No.6488251 >>6475487 You must be trained like this to be a real Marine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQAXX08A-s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:00:01 2021 No.6488252 >Aqua >is not a blue water slime monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:01:30 2021 No.6488272 >hating Marine Please be kind to your elders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:02:19 2021 No.6488285 >>6485598 >a nya >not even a cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:02:50 2021 No.6488294 >>6488272 I will be kind enough to shoot every shot deep inside her and let her enjoy motherhood

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:02:57 2021 No.6488296 >choco >no tan, pasty white

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:05:22 2021 No.6488340 >Tokoyami Towa >doesn't glow in the dark

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:06:59 2021 No.6488364 >Calliope Mori >Isn't a muse >Is still alive >Doesn't live or come from the woods

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:10:30 2021 No.6488419 >mano aloe >not even a hint of hand picked aloe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:15:28 2021 No.6488499 >shiranui flare >isn't a signal rocket launched from a kagerou-class destroyer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 05:25:44 2021 No.6488651 >>6481167 Thais ain't a rrat nigger like Botan's or Suisei's, go watch Hololive historian's rushia vids

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 06:22:58 2021 No.6489626 File: 193 KB, 1920x1080, any.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475487 >Presses the Power button >Computer turns off Woooooooow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 06:27:44 2021 No.6489714 File: 2.94 MB, 2000x1414, 2fbb7180a978e7bd5590919e2f36bbbf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Roboco >missing the p >not even a cop baka can't the japs do anything right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 06:30:05 2021 No.6489746 File: 3.69 MB, 2480x3508, EeGpDSRUMAE0Emn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475487 Marines were always jumped up pirates and shore-raiders, just working for the government instead of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 07:18:26 2021 No.6490710 >>6482772 I still can't believe that coincidence actually is real. Fucking hell how do the Ruskies keep winning with Botan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 07:38:03 2021 No.6491183 >>6475487 Thats like calling your son "police" anon. Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 08:08:47 2021 No.6491866 >>6489626 Lmao did that shit actually happened .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 08:38:39 2021 No.6492700 >>6489626 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUKtPIRa5M

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 08:43:25 2021 No.6492833 >>6488251 >Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose! >Senchou: Yes uwu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:02:14 2021 No.6493248 >>6482901 I have to squint hard to not see her as some kind of three-eye monster here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:08:05 2021 No.6493386 >>6492833 why the fuck can I hear her moans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:11:54 2021 No.6493477 File: 139 KB, 850x1202, 1612525713241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493386 Perpetually moaning and squirming is the natural state of Marine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:30:09 2021 No.6493978 >>6481674 >>6481786 Wait no fucking way it’s been Lucia this entire time???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:35:47 2021 No.6494139 >>6493978 Yeah? They still Romanize it "Rushia" but I'll be arsed if I'm going to say that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:35:51 2021 No.6494143 >>6493386 Ahn~ Kimitachi~ D-Dou dess ka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 09:57:33 2021 No.6494817 >>6488340 her eyes does tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 10:49:40 2021 No.6495956 >inugami korone >is not a god >is not a chocolate cornet

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