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65371329 No.65371329 [Reply] [Original]

Turns out you CAN be friends with Fauna. You just have to pay money.

>> No.65371524

Yea, the Saplings who dono every stream already figured that out, we get to have hot steamy e-seggs every night with her

>> No.65372262

b-but I wanted to be friends with streamer Fauna, not the plushie...

>> No.65372667

>>65371329
Oh hey you ran from your last thread brownfeet, I'll post your shame from last time then:
>>65354474
>>65356178
And a reminder for who makes these threads:
>>65351588

>> No.65373552

>>65371329
good morning sirs

>> No.65373805

Just take her out to a steak restaurant

>> No.65373922

>>65371329
that's actually my new fleshlight

>> No.65373968

>>65373922
Might be too big even for your tiny ass cock brownfeet

>> No.65374057

>>65371329
Buy one and shave the hair and make it do naked dogeza, it's the only way

>> No.65375465
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>>65371329
of course it's up to you retards to blow this out of proportions first and then cease to think about the statement later or give it the benefit of the doubt at the very least.
Maybe Fauna is the only one who has a good enough definition of "friend" to be aware that the concept means you'll be there for each other in times of need, a thing an entertainer cannot provide for all the fans equally already on a physical fucking level.

>> No.65375498

>>65375465
>t. friendless virgin

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>>65375498

>> No.65376213

>>65375465
The point is she really thinks so low of her fans, the people who fund her lifestyle by orders of magnitude more than she deserves, that she thought they physically saw her as an actual friend. It shows how up herself she really is. The fame got to her. Most people who watch vtubers are well aware it's an escapism hobby and don't literally consider their oshi as actual friends, girlfriends and wives, it's just funposting. Yeah maybe vtubers are filling the void for a lot of fans, but they're still aware that it's no replacement for the real thing. We KNOW that. It's just about good enough for a lot of us and saves a lot of hassle of finding/maintaining real friendships and partners for a lot of us are in shitty situations where both are very difficult even if we wanted to persue it. We care a lot for oshis, like a friend or partner, but we're always aware of the one-sided nature of it. It only gets fuzzy with 2views because they're way more groomable.

Fauna simply acted like a stuck-up bitch to her fans by lecturing them shit they already knew. They were watching her to forget about that reality (temporarily) but she just HAD to bring it up mid-stream and bite the fucking bait. It's worse because it was Fauna that did it. No JP has ever said something like that with the same serious tone.

>> No.65376269

cute plushie

>> No.65376299

>>65376269
cum in my ass

>> No.65376463

>>65376213
To play devils advocate, she was probably just saying what was on her mind, like she always does, and it slipped out. I doubt she meant to sound mean and stuck up about it.

That is one of the reasons I am hesitant on being a streamer/vtuber. I know something stupid or political will tumble out of my mouth and it will be drama central. Lol.

That being said, as she is/was a GFE streamer, she should be constantly aware not to break the illusion. That is the whole point.

>> No.65376582

>>65376299
are you fauna or the plushie

>> No.65376694

I'm sorry nobody in southeast Asia can afford the $22 Fauna Friend Fee. Next time a tsunami takes a chunk out of your population, you can save some of that foreign aid money and buy one

>> No.65376698

>>65376463
Yeah I've got no issue with Fauna thinking it, because I'm sure they all do, it's the act of actually saying it and with that tone. If it were someone like Suisei it would be better because she genuinely is a good entertainer in that she's a fantastic singer, pumps out great music and a really solid gamer. She also plans big events and has the confidence to lead and host. I don't expect the same from Fauna because she doesn't live in Tokyo with the same resources and connections, but it was strange for someone who's only pull is just her sweet and friendly relatable personality to actually say something like that when she provides little else to 'entertain'.

>> No.65376851

>>65375465
she's a traitorous, greedy whore, that's very apparent now. monetizing her friendship after telling her fans to fuck off is a Kronii-level dick move

>> No.65376947

>>65376851
Grow up manchild if I were her I wouldn't want to be friends with an insufferable fag like you either. In before YWNBAW or whatever other cope post you fags like to use whenever you no longer have an valid argument.

>> No.65377158

Warms my heart that just liking and supporting Fauna makes idiots seethe uncontrollably on the internet

>> No.65377345

>>65376947
sucking her dick and white knighting doesn't make her your friend either. she hates all of us equally, that's very clear now

>> No.65377354

She's special.
She has the charisma to turn even fatal flaw into charm, that bitches never have.
Cry more.

>> No.65378298

>>65371329
she's my friend and I'm not paying her so no, you don't have to

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>>65377158
>laughing = seething

>> No.65381063

>>65378298
By her own words, she's simply an entertainer that you can tune-in to. Once the stream is over, she forgets all about the existance of those that watch her. Her significant reduction in ASMR output is a already a sign that she clearly doesn't give a fuck anymore. Before Saplings come coping that she's been busy, plenty of JPs still put out ASMR and their schedule is insane compared to Fauna's.

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>>65371329
Looks like you have enough CAD to buy one, BROWN.

>> No.65382602

She knows that some parasocials go too far. Downright creepy and scary. It was a long planned response, knowing that some may leave because of it. But she likes to sleep at night.

>> No.65383430

>>65382602
Every other vtuber deals with the same thing, so why haven't they given their fans 'the talk'? The fans that take it too far are already too far gone. A lecture won't change them, it just offends the rest of her fans who don't need to be reminded of it like they're a bunch of manchildren.

>> No.65384901

>>65383430
Fauna is smart. It's never too late. Barely made a dent in her viewership and still growing.
Ina gave her talk. Including many in JP, like Suisei.
When Gura called us, 'My Darlings.' She said it made her tongue curl. I LOLed.

Believe it or not, not all fans want an online girlfriend and enjoy them as entertainers. The talk doesn't bother them as /vt/ proclaims.

>> No.65387064

>>65383430
>implying her fans got offended and it wasn't just opportunistic third parties and hurt unicorns flinging shit as always
>implying the average sapling is not a manchild in 2k23

>> No.65387096

>>65381578
This is the first time ive seen leafmoney

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>>65371329
this is the best plushie hololive has ever released btw

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Unicorns are the worst thing to exist in this god forsaken rabbit hole.

These are entertainers not your girlfriend and never will be and if the only part that appeals to you is the GFE then you need to step away.

If your lonely stop watching this shit and work on yourself. Atleast they are mostly upfront and not like the twitch whores that will just siphon your wallet.

>> No.65387719

>>65387660
please do not use bakula for your shitposts

>> No.65387751

>>65371329
okay, this one's pretty funny.

>> No.65387909

>>65371329
KEK KEK KEK

>> No.65388859

>>65372667
Kek btfo

>> No.65389494

>>65371329
Selen stealth suspension & Pomu having hotel sex with Luca deflection thread.

>> No.65393925

>>65371329
nice

>> No.65394484

Requiring money is fine, that comes with the territory. The problem with Fauna is she doesn't even want your money, it's dirty or something and she hates you.

>> No.65395768

>>65381578
>>65372667
>fucked things up for literally every Fauna anti forever
God its hilarious

>> No.65395912

>>65376213
You're an idiot. She just got done by a bait superchat, and decided to tell the truth in agonizingly delicate detail.
If she said anything you didn't already know, or anything that you can't put out of your mind when you watch her than you are beyond saving and deserve no friends anyway

>> No.65396017

I honestly think that "friend" lecture was one of the silliest things she's ever done. What made it even worse was that it came from Fauna who was relatively yab-less.
I think what a lot of newer fans don't seem to understand was that no one denies what she said was right or wrong. It was the fact that she basically shattered the illusion. You're not supposed to say the silent part out loud. Doesn't matter what her intent was, it won't change that fact. It wasn't done as cold as Vox or Elira, that's the best I can say.
I don't hate Fauna though, I just don't want to watch her anymore because I don't really think she gets it. I have no intent in getting hugs or warm reassuring words or ASMRs or telling people "we belong to her" and then turning around and giving people 'the talk'. That's having your cake and eating it too.

>> No.65396162

>>65375465
I typed up a big long response to you agreeing with you, then had to remind myself that it's only like three guys who have a huge hateboner for Fauna who are constantly shitposting on here. I simply refuse to believe more people than that can be THAT delusional and retarded.

>> No.65396212

Why don't you guys take this as a sign that she's going back on the friends thing? Choose to be positive just this once.

>> No.65396230

>>65396017
>I honestly think that "friend" lecture was one of the silliest things she's ever done.
Not really, considering it didn't effect her viewership or donation numbers. She's still very popular and continues to grow everyday.

>> No.65396467

>>65371329
lol is it actually called that, that's really bad but funny

>> No.65396542

>>65396230
Note that I didn't say a single thing about her revenue or numbers within the company whatsoever in my post, but it's a tale as old as time. When you're making a point, someone will always try to strawman it however they can.

>> No.65396714

>>65396212
You can't put the toothpaste back into the tube.

>> No.65397361

>>65387096
Canuckbucks are hilarious, they unironically make their bills out of plastic. Literal monopoly money.

>> No.65397471

This shit skinned monkey actually sat here samefagging for hours again?
Guess that's what happens when you find out you've spent a fortune on Connors kids while he fucks his pink slut raw
IMcuck is so mindbroke

>> No.65399788

>>65371329
condolings...

>> No.65399916

>>65381578
who the fuck writes their "a"s like a "d"? Weird.

>> No.65400242

>>65371329
Cute, I'll probably buy one.

>> No.65400358

>>65371329
The schizo is STILL mindbroken and he still can't realize he can't just slide into DM's with a big content creator and play roblox with her

>> No.65400409

>>65376698
What “tone” you retard?

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>>65371329
thanks for reminding me

>> No.65400849

>>65373922
Atleast they have perfume, they are learning.

>> No.65401576

>>65387660
Based. At this point, you should just off yourself being this pathetic. I don't even know how people like them feel good about themselves as humans.

>> No.65401779

Trannysanji deflection thread.

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>> No.65405034

>>65403228
I love Fauna and I think the friend meme is hilarious.

>> No.65405990

>>65405034
You're supposed to call me a nijitranny and accuse me of deflecting

>> No.65406150

>>65396017
I think this is why she hasn’t done role play asmr in so long. She feels guilty

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>>65371329
HEFTY KEK GIGACHAD

>> No.65406941

uuuuu here's the premiere for her next Outer wilds episode!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzCqE9IzQaQ&list=PLeLzFij5dykeI6Et74IZ5xwwu0Myqsvyx&index=4

>> No.65407039

>>65371329
that is cool and all, but did you know Selen got suspended?

>> No.65407638

>>65403228
kek it's so perfect

>> No.65411359

>>65371329
That is all women

>> No.65414050

>>65371329
unlucky

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