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6561837 No.6561837 [Reply] [Original]

beatani has been placed in the friend zone

>> No.6561852

I AM MASTURBATING TO BEATANI RYONA NOW

>> No.6561860
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i love this fucking bear

>> No.6561863

>>6561837
AKIO!!!!!!!!

>> No.6561867

>>6561837
Akio chama uoooooohhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.6561874
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>> No.6561907

>>6561837
Miho actually loves Bea, but she doesn't say it out loud since there are other customers in the conbini.

>> No.6561922

>>6561907
schizo

>> No.6561931

>>6561922
no you

>> No.6561934
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>> No.6561958

i hate these jap posting fags in chat for some reason

>> No.6561967

>>6561922
No, it's why Miho smiles at Bea. It's how she communicates her love without the other customers noticing.

>> No.6561970

>>6561934
A perfect analogy for how Chihiro is Beatani's roommate

>> No.6561991

>>6561958
at least it's simple Japanese so I can read most of it

>> No.6562025

>>6561958
sorry i asked before and most people said it was based >>6557186

>> No.6562045

>>6562025
its ok dude I don't actually care but are you schizo no one said it was based bro...

>> No.6562127

every time a new stealth thread is posted I like imaginign the lost and confused risunas

>> No.6562128

>When I'm mean to you my heart feels pain
Dads she loves us and puts up a mean act...

>> No.6562151

>>6562128
Bea LOVE!!

>> No.6562158

This little kusogaki is lying through her teeth kek

>> No.6562177
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>> No.6562193

Bea white knighting a whore and saving shotas... fiction mirrors reality.

>> No.6562214

I really want to see Bea play Sleeping Dogs

>> No.6562215

>>6562128
>>6562158
The duality of Dads.

>> No.6562218
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gotcha

>> No.6562224

>>6562177
all me

>> No.6562229

>A button
Is she playing with an Xbox controller or something?

>> No.6562231

>>6562218
Fuck yeah

>> No.6562250

>>6562229
Default scheme for Windows tabun maybe

>> No.6562274
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>> No.6562347

Dads, are you ready for the Bea goes full sadist arc?

>> No.6562360

>>6562218
saved...

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>> No.6562382

>we get to see beatani yell a bunch of S&M lines
Great stream.

>> No.6562398

>>6562347
Twitter should be exciting

>> No.6562423

>>6562382
Lots of good clip/meme fodder

>> No.6562444

>SHIT ON MY FACE
>MAKE ME SNIFF YOUR FEET

scat foot lover confirmed...

>> No.6562445

>make me sniff... your feet...

>> No.6562453

>she's not even reading chat here

>> No.6562459

bea.. don't let out your desires

>> No.6562464
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6562464

C'mon dad, squeal like a pig.

>> No.6562469

>>6562423
can't wait to see the clipbait thumbnail that comes from this

>> No.6562475

>>6562423
i marked 17 timestamps so far, so should be

>> No.6562506

>>6562347
No, if she already isn't then I don't want to imagine

>> No.6562526

>genuinely lost on if she prefers to be humiliated or stepped on
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.6562542

This bear is going to make me jerk off

>> No.6562546

>3+hour stream
I guess she has the day off

>> No.6562557
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6562557

Beatani's feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, I'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the poor greys' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of her feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, I'd lick them all day, every day. From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel. But sucking her toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate poolworths of semen in seconds. The taste... oh, it's too good to describe with even the most complex of words! It truly is an inexplicible feeling that absolutely cannot be replicated. Uncultured virgins would argue that her DFC or thighs are far superior and that liking feet is "weird" (Ugh, even thinking of such an incellous claim makes my spine rattle in disgust!), but only the true intellectuals of the highest level will understand. Beatani's feet truly are perfect in every way, shape and form. This is not a matter of opinion, but rather a stated fact. It cannot be debunked, for her feet are objectively superior to all.

>> No.6562576

>>6562546
this is the best...

>> No.6562597

If you told me last year that I would be watching an animated bear play Yakuza and have trouble deciding between S&M options I would have called you a retard

>> No.6562607

>>6562546
eurodads dying

>> No.6562636
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>>6562464

>> No.6562662

>>6562557
Timely

>> No.6562674

>>6562607
I'm in my limit

>> No.6562676

>>6562597
Same

>> No.6562678
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>>6562607
at least im doing some work while watching

>> No.6562697
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>> No.6562727
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>> No.6562752
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>> No.6562769

this is the best possible content ever aside from tourism and menhera breakdowns

>> No.6562790

yeah, it's the exact kind of thing i hoped for when we were recommending yakuza >>6562769

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>> No.6562832

>>6562769
>>6562790
As interesting as the actual story and main fights can be, the reason everyone loves Yakuza is the side stories and the feeling of just chilling in Kamurocho after all

>> No.6562874
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corner bear

>> No.6562905

She knows so much about this stuff

>> No.6562907

>>6562678
image sauce?

>> No.6562937
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CORNER

>> No.6562959

>bea getting too embarrassed to voice the squeal stuff
kek

>> No.6562963

>>6562874
Uoh!

>> No.6563003

This guy sounds like he's donating to her milestone stream kek

>> No.6563048

>Started streaming 3 hours ago
I WON'T GIVE UP
UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.6563051

I don't think I've ever heard her say she has to use the bathroom. Does she ever pee?

>> No.6563065

>>6563051
She pees herself

>> No.6563084

>>6563051
furry diaper reps

>> No.6563092

>>6563065
siiiiiiiip

>> No.6563134

>>6563084
bea's filled pamperchus...

>> No.6563146

>>6563051
She's a professional at holding it in

>> No.6563157

>>6563051
I'm her personal toilet and she just goes while she's streaming.

>> No.6563164

>she always panics and gets scared when an enemy has a knife
what's the rrat here

>> No.6563178

>>6563164
she was born via c section

>> No.6563196

>>6563164
She got stabbed once

>> No.6563197

>>6563164
She's Japanese

>> No.6563198

>>6563164
Beatani was raped in the summer of 92' at knife point

>> No.6563199

>>6563164
reminds her of that time her mom had to call the police on her drunk dad.

>> No.6563203
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>> No.6563208

>>6563157
spoken like a man that has never drank piss. a girl like bea? you think you can drink a liter of pee? please. let a pro like me handle it.

>> No.6563218 [DELETED] 

>>6563164
it's his dad's fault

>> No.6563223

>>6563051
too mendokusai
she's practically bursting at the end of long streams

>> No.6563246

i succumbed and became a paypig membear

>> No.6563248

>>6563164
She's said she's dealt with yakuza in her past job, so probably something involving that.

>> No.6563255

>>6563198
-4 year old Beatani UOOOOHHH

>> No.6563269

>>6563199
Go on anon?

>> No.6563275

>>6563164
is Japanese

>> No.6563279

>>6563208
Dads knife fighting to drink her piss

>> No.6563281

>>6563269
do your reps

>> No.6563292

>>6563198
kwab

>> No.6563293

>>6563246
Welcome to the family
buhi

>> No.6563306

>>6563269
Horse track date stream tabun maybe

>> No.6563314
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>> No.6563316

>>6563246
based rattman

>> No.6563326

>>6563293
ive never membered to any vtuber in the 2 years ive followed it till now...
UUOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.6563333

>>6563223
How many streams have ended early for pissing?

>> No.6563363
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>>6563326
welcome to the family, dad

>> No.6563364

on this piss subject, its even more impressive since she drinks funny water the whole time. I drink one beer and have to pee twice an hour.

>> No.6563368

how many eurodads have we lost already

>> No.6563380

stealth /yah/ thread? stealth /yah/ thread?

>> No.6563395

>>6563368
i don't know, but the live viewer number is higher at the end of this stream compared to last mid week yakuza time at later time slot

>> No.6563407

>>6563368
not enough

>> No.6563422

>>6563380
im purposely making them all stealth but i dont know why.

>> No.6563423

>>6563395
>3:00 AM vs 5:00 AM

>> No.6563426
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>pic related
wait, since when did this appear? any clipdads got timestamps to test it out?

>> No.6563427

>>6563333
3,333 of them

>> No.6563447

>>6563426
Jack..

>> No.6563452

>>6563426
Just noticed it today

>> No.6563468

I want to make a grindcore song

>> No.6563477

>>6563426
Good catch
INCLINING

>> No.6563480

>>6563426
I already have clips I'm going to share on her post stream tweet

>> No.6563483

>>6563426
>only works for mobile
>you can't add subs
>it doesn't create a separate video link
>it's just for one unedited segment
not so useful in its current form to replace clips, but can have its own use.

>> No.6563513

>>6563483
>only works for mobile
nevermind, but it was like this just earlier. its still a new feature so i guess it was just changed.

>> No.6563527

>>6563483
fucking good, last thing i want is to be subjected to an onslaught of 10 second clips in my feed instead of actual videos

>> No.6563538

>>6563483
it's pretty much useless for the JP vtuber clip culture since it's meant to basically be a ripoff of the system twitch uses
I'm pretty sure even western vtubers just use twitch clips as a quick "haha look at this" thing and rely on the standard edited efforts for actual clips

>> No.6563546

>>6563483
>it doesn't create a separate video link
Why are you lying?

>> No.6563581

>>6563546
you can share a clip, but it doesn't create a separate video. it's just part of the main video

>> No.6563582

>>6563483
It's meant to be a quick way to share short clips of a stream. It's not meant to be a highlight video.

>> No.6563609

>>6563581
But it has a separate link.

>> No.6563613

>>6563483
just use mpv and use the webm script like any normal person

>> No.6563642

>>6563609
that's why i didn't argue with you and corrected my wording.

>> No.6563671

This is her longest stream yet.

>> No.6563683

>>6563281
No, spoonfeed me master, buhii buhii

>> No.6563704

>supercat
Did she just invent a new character on the fly?

>> No.6563713

>implying I'm human

>> No.6563722

>>6563704
if she didn't realize it, she might when she reads your post.

>> No.6563734

>>6563704
Just a clever name I thought, but could see it

>> No.6563737

>>6563368
I'm still here, got through 4 cups of coffee so I'm alright actually. Comfy stream overall, one of the best recently.

>> No.6563744

why the fuck did Bea just call david johnston sama? do they actually dm each other? why was she so hung up on it?

>> No.6563745

chama sama confusion again

>> No.6563755

>>6563744
Meds please

>> No.6563760

>>6563744
this dude is actually mentally ill, spends all his time on twitter talking about glasses like what the fuck man

>> No.6563772
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>>6563744
the hand of the man who is stealing bea from us

>> No.6563773
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>>6563744

>> No.6563778

>>6563744
She randomizes the honorifics in my experience. I'm not david but she has called me chan, chama and sama with no logic I could understand behind it.

>> No.6563783

>>6563772
Doesn't matter, it's getting cut off by bear hands anyways

>> No.6563787

>>6563760
Is also a discord nigger too, some can't be saved

>> No.6563788

>>6563760
Not him but don't underestimate megane desu, don't need to be mental to appreciate them

>> No.6563791

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.6563798

I want to suck on bea's bear ears and feel them twitch in my mouth

>> No.6563805

>>6563791
the usual

>> No.6563808

>>6563791
step on me /10

>> No.6563811
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>> No.6563815

>>6563788
I didn't get megane until Bea started wearing them.
I guess megane are best when it's someone you love.

>> No.6563817

>>6563791
21/10

>> No.6563820

>3:29:01
jesas

>> No.6563825

>>6563791
four fucking hours/10
not complaining I'm just really not used to this from bea, she must really like yakuza 0

>> No.6563826

>>6563791
comfy and funny/10

>> No.6563829

>>6563791
it's too fucking good
10/10

>> No.6563836

>>6563791
I belieb she loves us / 10

>> No.6563842

>>6563791
Akio chama BTFO/10

>> No.6563844

>>6563820
Loved every millisecond

>> No.6563845

>>6563791
Clipfag field day/10

Hopefully all the clips will spread and make her more known

>> No.6563849

>>6563791
best yakuza stream until now/10

>> No.6563851

>>6563791
buhiiiii/10

>> No.6563853
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all the M dads got their access entry edited today.

>> No.6563854

>>6563825
This is the kind of game you can really get engaged in without realizing, I was playing the other day and before I knew it clocked about 3 1/2 hours as well

>> No.6563855

Love my bear daughter/10

>> No.6563863

>>6563791
Bea's feet/10

>> No.6563873

MORE JAPANESE TOURISM PLEASE BEA

>> No.6563876

>>6563791
10/10, she seemed to be having fun
good variety with sidestories/derails too

>> No.6563903

>>6563791
extreme miho cope/10

>> No.6563943

>>6563744
my fucking sides

>> No.6563959
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6563959

Today's stream was fun, Bea love!

>> No.6564001

>>6563959
Noice

>> No.6564005

She is peeing so hard right now

>> No.6564032

>you will never share corn pizza and strong zero with a polar bear of course, but you can share corn pizza and strong zero with human daughter kamoshirenai maybe
Really activates one's almonds

>> No.6564033

>>6564005
Sounds like she frying chicken

>> No.6564040

>>6564005
it was quite delicious I must say

>> No.6564069

>>6564032
I have to admit I smiled. I know it's a joke but if one day long from now there's a graduation party at Saizeriya I would love to go

>> No.6564075
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>>6563959
Good work but fox paw is more like a dog paw and lacks the pink

>> No.6564087

Sounds like it was a fun stream. Will give it a watch tonight.

>> No.6564088

>>6564005
relevant doujin for the thread
https://exhentai.org/s/861737d73f/1692712-5
couldn't find it translated sorry

>> No.6564089

>>6564005
Shes done now btw

>> No.6564092

>>6564075
Remoto-kid is a cat

>> No.6564096

>>6564069
same

>> No.6564128

>>6564092
no, is a fox

>> No.6564129

>>6564089
this is important: how well did she wipe afterwards? How much got on her panties? How many days since her bath reps?

>> No.6564130

>>6564069
Me too

>> No.6564132

>>6564092
Bea wanted to sex two foxes together to make more foxes in the minecraft stream. And those two foxes were janny-chama and remote kid. So remote kid is canonically a fox

>> No.6564153

>>6564129
>her panties
DYRBI

>> No.6564176

>>6564129
Didn't we already establish that Bea uses a bidet because she's a lazy bear?

>> No.6564182

>>6564087
You'll enjoy it I think

>> No.6564193

>>6564128
>>6564132
He was a cat when Bea made her first drawing of him, iirc.

>> No.6564203

>>6564176
Washlet yes, then it blow dries her

>> No.6564206

>>6564193
I want either bea or remote kid to clear this up immediately. It's very important information.

>> No.6564214

Hey Apple

>> No.6564237

>>6564206
iirc she did say that remote kid is a fox, she was even confused about it until she decided he was a fox, can't remember what stream this was in though...

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>>6564206

>> No.6564240

>>6564088
based, im reading this and have a hardon.

>> No.6564245
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>>6564193

>> No.6564259

>>6564203
Implying she would go out of her way to buy a super expensive washlet with air and not just use a standard Japanese one then rush back to what she was doing without wiping

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>>6564239
>>6564245

>> No.6564275

>>6564239
He does look more like a cat in this one with the pink nose and whiskers... Bea?

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I can't wait for Bea to receive my package!

>> No.6564284

>>6564239
>>6564245
how?

>> No.6564320

rrat: remote kid is a cat but beatani is forcing him to crossdress into a fox to satisfy her sexual lust for foxes. This has made remote more insecure and angry at bea which explains why he rejected her groomin DMs.

>> No.6564322

>>6564280
Oh cool, I didn't know they made pure cringe in edible format.

>> No.6564331

>>6564239
>>6564245
>1200x1200
>1500x1500
>same file size
hwhat the fuck is going on...
>>6564320
this is a strong fucking rrat

>> No.6564333

Less schizo shit in the threads -> better stream

>> No.6564345

I BELIEVE IN MIHO

>> No.6564355

>>6564333
im only schizo when shes not streaming, when she streams i turn into a doting father.

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>>6564331

>> No.6564376

>>6564345
miho is a jav acctress, bea, its her job to make you go head over heels for her

>> No.6564387

>>6564331
You can compress jpegs at different rates which will lead to different sizes but it's still an amazing coincidence

>> No.6564438

Youtube native clips suck ass. It's basically identical to a timestamp link except it has an end time as well.

>> No.6564445

>>6564275
>pink nose and whiskers
This

>> No.6564468

>>6564438
Billion dollar company please andastand

>> No.6564476

>>6564320
I believe it

>> No.6564486

>>6564438
maybe they'll add a sort of clip playlist to the videos in the future?

>> No.6564570

>>6564438
I mean that's what a clip is by definition. I'm not sure what you are expecting.

>> No.6564573

>>6564438
it's identical to twitch clips

>> No.6564597

She's nice and refreshed after her break

>> No.6564609

>>6564573
Which means he's still correct in that it sucks ass

>> No.6564670

Wanna know how I know you don't have a chance with Bea?
>Dads, moms, bother, sister and friends
You will never be her lover

>> No.6564705

>>6564670
she is a 25 year old japanese girl, she likely has a boyfriend. we all know.

>> No.6564721

>>6564570
The main problem is that there is no option of cutting out anything in the middle of the clip which renders this function useless for a lot of cases. Not to mention you can't use any effects at all or have an endcard or add subtitles or other things common in clips.

>> No.6564846

>>6564721
It's not really supposed to replace actual clips made by fans
Just copy Twitch's clip system

>> No.6564847

>>6564721
You are pretty much asking for a video editor and to be able to post videos.
A clip is just a portions of a video. In the olden days a clip was made by taking the film and using scissors to clip at the start and end point. The film you just cut out is a clip. Editing clips into a video is something totally different.

>> No.6564852

>>6564705
>25 year old
I like how you take this in particular as a given.

>> No.6564899

>>6564705
Of course I know, it's me

>> No.6564907

>>6564852
I like how you're typing with your dick in my ass

>> No.6564917

bea if you're here can you give me tips on grooming a 25 year old SEA woman? Or is japanese culture too different?

>> No.6564968

>>6564907
Dominatrix mode: You would enjoy that, wouldn't you bottom faggot?

>> No.6564989

>>6564968
imagine....

>> No.6565004

>>6564917
An indog or a flip? Are you that desperate?

>> No.6565030

>>6565004
singapore so yes you could say I am. please bea... 25 year old women think alike yes?

>> No.6565071

>>6564917
Totally different. All you have to do to acquire a sea woman is to be from a first world country and look white. Light hair and not being super fat helps but is not even an requirement. Beware of the quality though and you may be used to just raise the girls status in front of her friends because having or having ever had a white boyfriend is a huge status boost there.

>> No.6565112

>>6565030
Singapore is much more difficult. They are mostly chinese there, and they are rich. It will be just as hard as scoring an asian in the usa. They are totally westernized as well. Bad choice.

>> No.6565134

>>6564968
Wait guys, let me get a beer and some jerk off lube before you start

>> No.6565171
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>>6565112
>>6565071
thanks now I know to give up. sorry for derailing the thread for a bit. back to beaposting

>> No.6565182

>Saizeriya
>Sai zer riya
>slay za spiah
my god...

>> No.6565216

>>6565171
just go to some Asian brothels a few times then you won't be so hung up on it.

>> No.6565327

I want to know the technique to taste cola air.

>> No.6565336
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I usually enjoy BasedBug's videos, but this Hololive tier clickbait shit is insufferable. I get that you have to get people's attention somehow, but if he keeps it up them I'm probably just going to block him, its fucking annoying seeing clickbait shit in the youtube recommendations everyday.

>> No.6565368

>>6565336
autismdad....

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>>6565182

>> No.6565374

>>6565327
just suck into your mouth, honestly I didn't expect her to full on inhale the cola air but she does only have 71IQ.

>> No.6565379

>>6565327
She probably just huffs it like a hobo huffing spray paint.
>>6565336
Does it really count as clickbait if the "surely it's not about that" imagined scenario is the actual reality of the clip?

>> No.6565398

>>6565336
The clips are more to attract new victims, I mean dads.

>> No.6565420

>>6565398
I went from never heard of her to first ever vtuber membership in 2 days.

>> No.6565423

>>6565336
What is in your Youtube recommendations other than garbage anon? This seems like an awfully petty thing to be upset about, especially when the clips are so well done. I would ignore this but BasedBug might read this and think he shouldn't keep making his clips, so I'll take the bait now.

>> No.6565445

I haven't seen a bea stream in like 2 weeks. I think I'm finally over her.

>> No.6565455

>>6565336
I can't find the video or tweet.
There is nothing wrong with clickbait thumbnails and titles. That's the entire point of having a thumbnail and title. Getting people to click on it.

>> No.6565508

>>6565455
The issue is when the title lies to you, but that isn't an issue here. Bea does the things the titles suggest.

>> No.6565544

>>6565336
There's something different between me and you because I don't see these videos anywhere so it doesn't bother me.

>> No.6565579
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6565579

THIS is your oshi's oshi? Sad!

>> No.6565611

>>6565336
prove that's a real tweet or gtfo with this bait

>> No.6565655

>>6565423
I'd just call it bait, and it probably is with the whole "I'll even block him waahh" part, but there's definitely a small group of people who suffer irrational, apocalyptic levels of asspain over sensational/provocative video titles/thumbnails, expecting that the people making them should just shoot themselves in the foot by not doing what irrefutably works.

>> No.6565696

>>6565579
Mole confirmed. It's the real deal

>> No.6565707
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OH NO NO NO YOUR NUTRITION REPS BEA

>> No.6565842

>>6565420
Clipdads you should be proud

>> No.6565870

>>6565707
100 / 25 years is only 4 times per year.

>> No.6565897 [SPOILER] 
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>>6562469
something like this tabun maybe

>> No.6565908

>>6564239
Bea came to this

>> No.6565927

>>6565897
oh no no no

>> No.6566003

>>6565707
please delete that image i dont wanna look at THAT

>> No.6566008

I admit it.

I am addicted to Bea, I spent hours and hours of my day consuming her content and reading and replying to this thread like a sick, sick individual.
Depending on my mood, I am extremely positive or very abusive and mean when talking about her, because I am unstable.

>> No.6566018

>>6565897
God I wish that were me

>> No.6566019

>>6566008
bea, are you okay?

>> No.6566027
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6566027

>>6565897
Hot

>> No.6566122

>You will never be Bea's surrogate penis and have her peer over your shoulder while she rubs her cunny as you slam Remote Kid's well trained kemoshota hole.

>> No.6566176

>>6566122
thanks you fucking asshole now I have this in my mind and will think about it

>> No.6566245

>>6565897
I'VE BEEN A CRINGEDAD BEA PLEASE PUNISH ME BY USING MY FACE AS A CHAIR BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.6566325

>>6565897
Jesus...
Diamond is no longer the hardest material...

>> No.6566430

>>6565707
Architecture thread?

>> No.6566444
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6566444

>>6565544
>>6565455
That's because that little faggot deleted it. Shame on Bug, he makes such good clips. He's no better than CMT.
>>6565455
No, you don't understand. Go look at channels like CMT or God forbid someone like Sashimi who for some fucking reason is verified by Susan. This is just the start. Next you will see neon borders and text, and over exaggerated expressions on character faces. It's time to cut ties with clout chasers. Dad HATE!

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6566487

>>6566430
>she usually orders a pizza and a bottle of wine
I wonder who she was sharing with

>> No.6566528

>>6566487
Her boyfriend

>> No.6566533

>>6566487
her sex friend from tinder

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6566627

>>6566444
>Subaru wants to know what "R34" means

>> No.6566635

>>6566487
Herself while she fights back tears then quietly slips out after paying hoping no one noticed the second person never showed up.

>> No.6566657

what's the original anime this edit is from?
https://twitter.com/badilla0/status/1415346436594561026

>> No.6566773

bros im on beatani withdrawal...

>> No.6567131

either nobody was awake to take the obvious bait, or not having threads with /yah/ in the title makes everyone smarter. some of you dads are alright sometimes.

>> No.6567171

i'm not gonna say it's the euros that usually shit up the threads but...

>> No.6567211

Sauce of the shaymin thing?

>> No.6567223

>>6567211
fetish reveal stream

>> No.6567406

>>6565336
Based dad sacrificing his dignity to see Beatani grow.

>> No.6567468
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6567468

Nostalgic, and actually really cute performance
https://youtu.be/RYjwfyywfKo

>> No.6567585

>>6567468
I want to nadenade this cute bear until she has a bald spot.

>> No.6567661

>>6566773
DM her

>> No.6567722

>>6567661
I can't, I'm not a twitter reply guy so she doesn't follow me.

>> No.6567996

>>6567661
>>6567722
I wonder how many dads she actually has DMs with that aren't actually business related.

>> No.6568092

You know I don't really like how Bea sometimes addresses me as "sama" it feels kind of impersonal....

>> No.6568216

>>6568092
It does seem like that

>> No.6568641

>>6567996
Just me.

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6568710

>>6568684
>態谷で

>> No.6569079

there is no justice in this world that all these other vtubers get infinite content and there's so little beatani

>> No.6569209

>>6569079
In due time dadchama.

>> No.6569261

>>6569079
quality > quantity

>> No.6569511
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>>6567722
haha time to raise some love points hahaha
is it funny now?

>> No.6569524

I want to eat Saizeriya with Beatani.

>> No.6569560

>>6569524
You better start practicing your lucid dreaming skills.

>> No.6569564
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6569564

>>6569524
OH NO NO NO SAIZERIYA IS NORMIE

>> No.6569612

>>6569524
too luxurious for my standards, I'd prefer to share a pizza from cosco and a cheap beer

>> No.6569613

>>6569564
Maybe it's popular because it's good?
You don't always have to have a contrarian taste.

>> No.6569634

>>6569612
Holy based.

>> No.6569660

>>6569613
W-What?

>> No.6569665

JWU, tldr of the stream?

>> No.6569725

>>6569665
Kino.

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>>6569665

>> No.6569828

>>6569665
i’m watching vod now it’s great

>> No.6569865

>>6569613
Saizeriya is super cheap and shit quality but because so cheap, attracts many young people. My local one is always full of fujo because they would rather spend money on hobby shit, and students. I also go there sometimes for cheap crap jugs of wine but gotta cover the pizza in tabasco and red pepper flakes for it to have any taste.
Famires food in engineered to be bland and inoffensive.

>> No.6569928

>>6569865
isn't Japanese food like that in general? things with weak flavor

>> No.6570019

>>6569865
>a restaurant full of Beatanis
drool

>> No.6570059

>>6570019
this is not fair, the cheaper restaurants in my area are full of fat fucks

>> No.6570109

>>6570019
imagine the smell

>> No.6570149

>>6569928
To a western taste maybe. Traditional food is giving clean tastes but I don't think bland.
Japan has excellent restaurants of food from all around the world.
Chainten have their place but nobody goes to them for quality, though they are better than other countries ones.
Saizeriya actually suits Bea though, can imagine her kicking back there with mates, getting drunk and making passes at the student waitress.

>> No.6570202

Wring the sweat out of the seats and sell it to dads.

>> No.6570203
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6570203

bea loveeeee

>> No.6570230

>>6570149
I honestly don't understand the whole "taste the real food" thing, it sounds like made up garbage to me

>> No.6570254

>>6570230
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.6570314

>>6570059
>>6570019
Yes

>> No.6570385
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schizo, decipher this

>> No.6570404

>>6570230
Eat food with simple ingredients and not much seasoning. For example a steak should only have a little bit of salt and pepper on it. Taste the real food.

>> No.6570408

>>6570254
sorry, whenever I write that I think Japanese food is bland, someone writes me a wall of text about how I'm stupid and don't appreciate the flavor notes or something

>> No.6570414

>>6570385
ENHANCE

>> No.6570429

>>6570385
it's bea's alzheimer's clock

>> No.6570437

>>6570385
a bad schedule that causes long term mental damage

>> No.6570439

>>6570385
there's nothing to decipher

>> No.6570443

>>6570230
answer this question. when cooking a steak, how do you prepare it?

>> No.6570464

>>6570385
sloop = sleep

>> No.6570478

WHAT IS PULL WEEDS

>> No.6570497

>>6570478
selling dimebags to children

>> No.6570513

>>6570443
medium rare and only with salt, for jerky chili and lemon with a little pepper

>> No.6570518

>>6570478
That's her job, pulling weeds from XP hill.

>> No.6570629

>>6570408
I flat out said i agree it probably tastes bland to someone not used to it.
Was not telling you how to feel.

>> No.6570636

>>6570478
Weeds grow in the ground. In order to get rid of the weeds you pull them out of the ground. You have to be careful since you want to pull up the root and not just rip the top part of the plant off.

>> No.6570664

>>6570513
Making jerky with bea

>> No.6570679

I wonder how often she reads these threads if ever. Especially now that it's stealth thread, there's no way.

>> No.6570689

>>6570478
She's literally a groomer. She does pubic waxing at a beauty salon.

>> No.6570693

>>6570679
smelly cunny typed this post

>> No.6570706

>>6570636
the pain of accidentally pulling off only the top and it'll just grow back..

>> No.6570716

>>6570629
it's my fault for not reading

>> No.6570857

I'm watchinking her minecraft streams... kino

>> No.6570940

>>6570857
kino...

>> No.6570952

Had to tap out at some point, i might watch the rest of it later

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>>6570857
kino....

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>>6570689
Happy ending with Bea!

>> No.6571127

>>6570689
public waxing UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.6571737
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6571737

teabani my beloved oshi

>> No.6571758
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Yesterday's stream was super comfy
>Bea having fun and calling out the schizos a few times
>Good derail
>Great substories
>Dominatrix kino
>Lengthy and meaty stream after a couple of days resting
I probably should have stopped watching halfway through and go to sleep (europoor here), but I was having so much fun that I didn't want to leave

>> No.6572182

>>6571758
I really regret falling asleep watching halfway in, but it was just too hard to fight... Reading this thread kinda feel bad give how fun it seemed

>> No.6572485

>>6571758
Didn't catch much and I'm too busy to catch up, but I liked how, near the end, it somehow felt like she was taking it easy. Not too hyper, you know? I'd like to see that side of Bea more often. Although I don't know how much of it was circumstantial as opposed to intentional.

>> No.6572489

>>6564032
I want a daughter so bad...

Would Bea bear my daughter as a surrogate mother? It seems like normal compensation is about 50-100 thousand bucks (and of course I'd be willing to pay more). Or I could just buy Bea's eggs and have them implanted in a third-world host for the hard work.

>> No.6572556

>>6572489
how scary, I've had that same idea for some years, great minds think alike don't they?

>> No.6572586

>>6571758
i can never pay attention i usually stick in the beginning and then fall asleep with stream on

>> No.6572626

>>6572556
I'm sure Bea is healthy and has many eggs. We can both get some ok dad? I don't mind if you go first.

>> No.6572633

>>6572489
Get in line son

>> No.6572801
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>>6572485
>it somehow felt like she was taking it easy. Not too hyper, you know? I'd like to see that side of Bea more often.
She was like that for the whole stream, it was a little awkward at first but it ended up being a nice change of pace
I'm a mixed about it tho, it seemed like she was a little sad, but maybe she was just having a moment of low energy
Anyway, I'm glad she had fun

>> No.6572840
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6572840

it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who wants to start a family

>> No.6572919

>>6571737
I must protect her precious smile

>> No.6572943

I would never be so cruel as to father a child not only in this world but also with me as a father, they would ended fucked up in no time.

>> No.6573007
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6573007

I've already got a daughter that I want to spoil, pic related

>> No.6573046

>>6572943
I would, I'm a selfish bastard, I don't want to be alone in this stupid world, I want someone to love me as I love my parents

>> No.6573048
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6573048

>>6573007
>She was already running in circles back then

>> No.6573050

You ever respond to a post on here and later realize that you probably responded to bear paws and cringe knowing she read it?

>> No.6573074

I just noticed she's playing minecraft with a controller my sides

>> No.6573095

>>6573050
No, however I keep seeing my own messages when checking archives without realizing they were my own instantly and every time I think "right, so fucking true, exactly my thoughts"

>> No.6573103

>>6572943
I'm the same way. I have a niece that's pretty cool but I feel sorry for her knowing all the shit that's out there in the world.

>> No.6573135

>>6573095
Yeah me too. "This guy knows what's up! Oh wait..."

>> No.6573185

>>6573095
kek, that happens to me very often

>> No.6573219

>>6573074
i think she goes mouse and keyboard in later streams

>> No.6573243

>>6573219
Yes

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>>6573050
All of my posts are calculated
>Is she awake?
>What's her mood right now?
>Would she catch this reference?
>There's too much schizo posting lately, I'll balance it a little telling her much I love her
>The hug box is too big this time, I will menhera horny post for a while
>This anon is probably the bear, I'm not going to pass the chance to call her a retard

>> No.6573363

>>6573279
teach me your ways

>> No.6573532

>>6573363
You just have to be a very lonely person that gets genuinely happy when he sees an anime bear having fun

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prop preview

>> No.6573605

>>6573557
clean your fucking room/10

>> No.6573608

>>6573557
Corner bear cute

>> No.6573640

>>6573557
your floor reps, anonchama

>> No.6573685

>>6573557
cute, be careful with sharp tools

>> No.6573765

a lot of 4cc highlights
>>6572959

>> No.6573790

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!! IN MY DREAM LIFE BEATANI AND I WOULD GO TO SAIZERIYA TOGETHER WITH OUR FAMILY AND WE'D CHAT OVER A BIG MEAL AND A BOTTLE OF WINE!!1!!!1!!!!

>> No.6573814
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I hope she holds a dad fashion contest. I want to see how stylish you are

>> No.6573833

>>6573814
saved

>> No.6573845

>>6573814
me too

>> No.6573846

>>6570149
>Saizeriya actually suits Bea though, can imagine her kicking back there with mates, getting drunk and making passes at the student waitress.
My only issue is she probably thinks this garbage is actual Italian food having nothing else to compare it to. Italian style pasta just requires like half a dozen ingredients she could buy from the supermarket (including whatever meat she wants with it) and could make something delicious just following simple instructions. That family restaurant crap would be like buying a California sushi roll in the states and thinking you have tasted Japanese cuisine.

>> No.6573871

>>6573833
it is an old image you must check the archives

>> No.6573886

>>6573846
its not a big deal

>> No.6573926

>>6573846
are you Italian?

>> No.6573949

>>6573846
Making pasta is a big mess and I think even italians use the dry stuff. On the other hand fresh homemade sauce is totally different than the jarred crap.

>> No.6574062

>>6573886
>>6573926
To be clear, I'm not being snobbish and saying you have to go directly to the home country to get the aesthetic experience or whatever. I'm also not saying making adaptations for your culture is a bad thing either. I'm just saying you don't really know what a dish is actually like if you don't start with the basics and go from there to add your own spin on things. Bea would probably like warm pasta more if she had a better version of it to start with.

>> No.6574102

>>6574062
im not an expert on this, but im 99% certain that these chain restaurants purposely tool their menu to suit japanese tastes. i dont think they actually think its authentic at all, or if they do, who really cares? japs dont really give a flying fuck about overseas stuff that much

>> No.6574122

I wonder if Bea ever imagined there would be people across the globe arguing about her preference in pasta.

>> No.6574146

>>6574062
t. eats taco bell and dominos pizza

>> No.6574167

>>6574122
not even in her wildest dreams

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>>6572801
I think you're overthinking it anon, bea has always been bipolar as shit and her mood changes randomly.

>> No.6574310

>>6573846
Nobody that goes there thinks it is authentic. It is a cheap place to hang out and eat and drink with friends.

>> No.6574750

>>6574176
Yeah, concernfags try to discern patterns to her behavior that don't exist. She might have been low energy at the start but she was clearly not in a bad mood either. I think people just want to feel important and think what they do greatly affects her mood.

>> No.6574805

>>6574750
Yeah I mean I kind of get it cause she's a bit unstable but after her minecraft stream where she built a 255 height tower and started about how she hated her life because her body is too slow for her mind I just accepted that this bitch is menhera and I'm here for it

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6574859

This used to be me.

>> No.6575283

>>6574859
well lucky you...

>> No.6575312

I want to drink Bea's saliva...

>> No.6575368

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1415602961879687168
>French punctuation

>> No.6575452

>>6575368
>reddit
OH NO NO NO

>> No.6575642

>>6575368
What's a niche that Beatani could shill herself to? It must be hard as a variety streamer since there is a lot of competition.

>> No.6575699

>>6575642
She can't really shill herself more than she already has. At this point diving into collabs is her next option for breaking the slow increase.

>> No.6575733

>>6575699
I cant think of anyone to collab with that would not send me into a menhera rage

>> No.6575792

>>6575642
A common way for growth is viewers just naturally recommending a streamer to their friends who in their turn do the same. But most of us are friendless loser virgins.

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