/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

[Anonymous No.]

NEW ORISONG
HIDE & SEEK w/ Pekora - https://youtu.be/uyvzNXTaM4w
PROMISE CHRISTMAS MEDLEY
https://youtu.be/UlsBfDYw2nk

>Main links
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Play Dice
https://youtu.be/na6bysYNuS0
>Other Originals
BITE! カム! BITE w/ Korone - https://youtu.be/LYnhN_49tpE
>Covers
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
Future Star - https://youtu.be/40WoArsMQgQ
Idol - https://youtu.be/wwfW25t99fU
Crazy Scary Holy Fantasy - https://youtu.be/9EAIDwXj4Jk
>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Previous Stream:
MK training: https://youtu.be/gj0h7oPHlkg
>Next Stream:
MK training: https://youtu.be/pEEQibaNZ8s
>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

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[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the bread!

[Anonymous No.]

Biboo and Kyalli have apparently mentioned being in Bae’s Mario kart practice
I assume that’s the one on the 5th

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>>65819285
Bae should be learning directly from the HoloJP pros, NGL. Doesn't have to be on stream either. Bae says she wants to be sweaty about this tournament but she apparently isn't making the sweatiest decisions to beat her tough bracket either.

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Thanks for za bread!

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>>65819446
>Bae should be learning directly from the HoloJP pros
You mena the people she's competing against? Don't go asking them to help her.

>>65818968
Why is everyonde doing dragon stuff? I know it's going to be teh year of the dragon, but the Chinese New Year isn't yet, it's still the year of the rabbit.

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>>65819528
>the Chinese New Year isn't yet, it's still the year of the rabbit.
Japan uses the western system anon and has done so for a long, long time. Why get hung up on the technicalities?
And despite throwing Taiwan bros some Chinese words every once in a while which makes them happy, Bae is still a Japanophile through and through.

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>>65819528
…because they’re Japanese? Their year starts the same as Gregorian calendar
The zodiac is similar but it’s not identical

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>>65819830
The zodiac does confuse me a bit. As in, do asians actually respect rats/mice culturally or not? They are seen as pests and also as food in some countries, but to be a zodiac animal suggests a level of respect as well.

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>>65819824
>Bae is still a Japanophile
Weeb.
She's a weeb. Call her a Japanophile when she starts sperging about tea ceremonies, kabuki, wabi-sabi, etc.

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>>65820085
>Googles "why is the rat in the chinese zodiac"
>First result summary: "...A rat represents fertility, reproduction, wealth..."
UWAAAAAH

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>>65820085
In some of the legends, the rat tricked its way into the zodiac by fooling the cat or riding on the cow’s back
So I wouldn’t necessarily say it’s positive?

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>>65820184
>Rat people are easily angered and love to gossip. Their ambitions are big, and they are usually very successful. They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox.
>In Chinese astrology, the rat and the horse are considered to be incompatible because they are believed to have clashing personalities and traits.
I wanted to brag and laugh at horsebros, but I googled it and sadly I found I am a rooster.
>Bad Matches: Rat, Rabbit, Horse, Rooster, Dog
I even hate other Roosters.

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>>65820170
She is between the two but more on the japanophile side
she knows way more about japan and their customs than your average weeb

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>>65820464
Not a high bar, the average weeb doesn't even speak Japanese.

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Soon

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+5

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she hates us

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>>65821004
Cut her some slack, she was in a war…
Bae has had a giant mosquito in her room

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>>65821285
As someone who killed his first wasp even before my hand eye training as it was in flight, I can kill this mosquito!

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the mosquito vs bae

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>som of a bitch bit me
Kek

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Bae is not having a good day.

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>>65821356
THE MOZZY WON

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>>65821585
YES, SPLIT HER WIDE OPEN

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bros... I think bae is a girl....
did you see how she picked the pink ones and cutesy?

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>>65821646
Meds

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>pink
>cute
>meta(?)
bae is going to be styling her way to Tsuyu!

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>Bae is in first place.
>Has no idea where to go since there's no one to follow.

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is... is bae playing against easy bots?

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>>65821775
I love this directionally challenged rat so much

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I love when bae goes meow meow
shes so silly I wish she plays more with cat peach

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>>65821934
I would actually enjoy a Super Mario 3D World stream
Or a Bowser’s fury one

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>we can go in the bike line!
>she just goes in the left line
bae.... that's where incoming trafic is........

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I find watching her do ghost races much more fun than lobbies

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Rrat Love

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>playing mario kart with bae on the couch
>teach her the tracks and she calls me sensei
WHY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL

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I WANT TO FUCK THIS RAT

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>>65822419
It’s really satisfying to watch

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>>65822419
>>65822658
Yes. All streamers should lab for hours

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Just got home. Hows the stream?

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Her labbing on this map is going really well, theoretically if she labs all the maps in the tourny, she will get a pretty good placement via knowledge check

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>>65822922
You’re supposed to ask for the QRD
But more seriously it’s been comfy
Bae has been racing a ghost she calls sensei
And she finally caught a mosquito that’s been in her room

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Very well
She wants to set a new PB on this map without relying too much on mushroom boosts
She is going a little autistic with the restarts right now

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>>65822922
holy shit you live??
thought you died on new years what were you doing?
having SEX and KISSING with GIRLS?

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>>65822976
Meant for>>65822922

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>>65822419
I think all of her MK streams besides the Collab and her final one before tourny should be pure labbing ones

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>>65822963
>>65822976
thanks. glad to see her improved
>>65822993
rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

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>>65823221
glad to see her driving improved*
fucking hell

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man im so tired of mariokart. i spent the holidays with my nephew and he loves playing mariokart, so it was three days of nonstop playing mariokart.

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She did really well on that map

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>>65823876
She ALMOST beat the ghost which is insane

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>>65823876
So close too…

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>>65823918
There ya go

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit she Gao-ming

[Anonymous No.]

You know that record will be broken before stream ends

[Anonymous No.]

Bae did great

[Anonymous No.]

extra smug rat

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I wish I had a switch...

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>>65824138
she's truly the instant loss duchess, behind Miko and Pekora

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Fine, I'll go update and join the lobby...

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>racing lines are cleaner
>coins are being prioritized
>kart is looking fabulous as fuck
Bae is actually gaming!

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2nd!

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She's so cute, I think this new build is perfect for her, she's getting some decent placements against human players

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>>65824432
>Drives into train.
You jinxed it.

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>>65824440
You too. You jinxed it.

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>>65824454
>>65824443
KNEEL

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>>65824323
Holy kek
She got run over a train

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>>65824443
>>65824454
>pulls it back with a 5th
counter jinxed!

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Slow ass update. Make it two races so I can rape the german retards butt hole.

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>The german joined membership to snipe and camp the lobby
Jesus Christ man

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I can't get a stable enough connection to join

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he probably thinks hes cool for doing this
fucking nigger

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>>65824568
Someone leaked the code on 4chan

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Great run from Bae

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>>65824568
To be fair even her retard paypigs like that darkness guy weren't listening are were just staying in for like 3 games

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a damn second.

If Mad dog of shimano is Majima larping how he wants to be....does that mean that...Sharbae

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oh hey i got in and gave bae rainbow road.

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>>65824860
Man my item luck was shit but Bae actually beat me in the end.

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>>65824858
MEDS
>>65824860
gj anon

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Bae tsuyu cup is actually possible if she can keep this skill going into the tournament.

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Another second!
Bae is legit doing a lot better

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>>65824718
go check the free chat
he actually joined

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>>65824858
What the fuck

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i bought a wii u to play mario kart and that was such a bad decision ive been salty about getting the same game released on switch.

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>Spend 2 days just flying a year.
Yeah no shut up Papa Rat.

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Papa rat…
Also Bae’s mental body kek

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>>65825197
as much as i love shitting on pingpongmaster of ginger i do think he's coping beyond belief at the idea of his daughters growing up

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Papa rat... you fucking tsun

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papa rat...

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>>65825248
You just know no man will ever be good enough for them in his eyes

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>Bouquet of flowers
That's so FUCKING GAY

[Anonymous No.]

Why was Bae's female friend giving her bouquets of flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>Papa rat: don't go near my daughter
>Mama rat: come on where's my grandchildren

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bae might be misunderstanding this female friends advances.

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>>65825438
Check this out
Bae loves flowers

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My sister gives her friends flowers
Same with my mother

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>>65825438
>>65825443
>>65825446
Is this Bae's reine?

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Me when I try to marry bae

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>Bae is the dense harem protag to her new lesbian friend

[Anonymous No.]

Grandma loved flowers. I used to help her pick them up from her gardenwe still keep her roses, even though she passed away past covid

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The only flower I give a shit about are tussilago because when they pop up it means it's finally time for winter to go the fuck away.

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I used to like flowers but then my favorite uncles passed away and now the smell of a flower gets me depresso...

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THAT WAS ME BAE REMEMBER ME THAT WAS ME IN THAT RACE

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Lets say someone wanted to send their first supachat in 3 years... Does Bae read pink ones or just reds? i always zone out during them..

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>>65825854
She always reads pinks and reds and almost always reads oranges unless she's in a rush and there's a million of them

Everything under that is a coinflip on if it catches her eye

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>>65825854
She skims through all I think so if you say it's your first sc then she'll probably read it out loud regardless.

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>>65825854
Usually pink and reds, everything under is up to chance.

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>>65825912
>>65825915
>>65825930
Thanks...im an argie so money is...yeah.
im planning on supachatting on my birthday, so i might need to do a pink one because i have no job

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>>65825960
If you have no job then you shouldn't sc at all.

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>>65825960
Yeah if you want a 100% chance pink is the lowest you can go, gl argiebrat

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>>65825960
GL mate

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>>65825979
Im a college student nigga,leave me alone
>>65825984
>>65826060
Thanks friends, when Arg becomes superpower like India, ill hire you on my football field

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I'll never forgive myself for those weeks that I didn't have money on my card and didn't realize I wasn't membered to bae... But I'm almost there

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>>65825960
GL anon

>>65826155
early congrats anon

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>>65826151
Better do it quick
those peso's will be worth half by the end of the stream

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This is comfy

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>Soup in a jar.
I could put soup in a spittoon. Doesn't make it any more novel.

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>>65826680
That does sound neat though
Isn’t there something charming about using things the opposite of their intended way

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>>65826680
sorta does though
Novelty is just something with a new or unusual quality

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Rate the hyperbolic Mario kart chamber

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>>65826650
Yep it was

We'll see if Bae turns the next stream into real estate 0

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>>65826981
That zatsu felt very long and comfy
That or it’s the sleep deprivation
Bae is improving!

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Next stream
>they saw me kiss my 2023 friend on the lips and mama rat asked if we were dating
>you guys dont kiss your same sex homies on the lips???

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>>65826981
RAT GAMING/10
Massive improvement in her skills over 1 stream alone and her new build is perfect

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>>65827085
You don’t kiss your homies good night? Kinda gay bro

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>>65827044
I came pretty late at the part where she asks why Japs don't buy weeks of groceries like burgers do

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>>65826981
Comfy
On one hand im dying from the time
But the other hand her practicing and her calm demeanor is making these sessions fun

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Bae talking so much about her family pushing her to get married lately is making me feel some things

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>>65827085
>"Guys mamarat was soooo corny today...like, my friend leaves the shed all covered in lipstick and bite marks and mamarat just THINKS we did that stuff"
>"what? you guys dont play shark with your friends?"

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Wanted to post this before I crash
Ok bye

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>>65827203
This is an ongoing issue among Hologirls
Ina’s bemoaned about her parents wanting pecking at her for the possibility of grandchildren constantly

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>>65827203
>>65827420
anerat...
ane'nis...

[Anonymous No.]

Chances Bae is doing dogeza to Mika-Mama for a suit costume?

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>>65824860
You're a retard for camping the lobby

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>>65828230
I got in once idiot.

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Frame
>https://www.youtube.com/live/vqby-nn3JMg

Yakuza bros, will she end the story on this one?
Since I haven't played them and I'm experimenting it with bae I wanna know if I'll be crying with her tonight

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>>65828200
I hope for a strange outfit but i know the chance are slim to none
they already have the design though so if she wanted one mika could add a bit of her own flair and it would look sick

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>>65828365
She has roughly 5 to 6 hours of story to go maybe?
Depends how much time she has before the afternoon or evening duties

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>>65828365
>>65829189
and that's assuming she makes a beeline for it instead of enjoying her time doing whatever.
i think we can easily have one to two more streams, since i dont think she's doing real state unless chat tells her about the tigerdrop

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>>65829189
Ah man I really don't wanna wait another week to see the end of the game

Also I gotta stop looking into spoilered posts when I know I'll get a spoiler
I ruined the oda death for myself for being a retard

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>>65825443
>>Mama rat: come on where's my grandchildren
Doesn't Anerat have kids?
Maybe I'm getting people mixed up, but I know Bae has young family members she dotes on and I'm pretty sure it was a neice. I figured parnts would stop pushing when one of the kids gives them what they want. I wouldn't know as both me and my older sister are childless. It sucks but I have no idea how to explain how shit modern relationships are to my aging highly religious mother.

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>>65830060
>I figured parents would stop pushing when one of the kids gives them what they want
i know its asian parents memes and that, but some people do believe that you wont be happy unless you have kids...which is a touchy subject.
I have a friend who was ADAMANT on never having kids. He HATED them, then his gf got pregnant and they decided to keep it. Long story short, he genuinely transformed his life around his kid and is now going "oh man how could i be so blind" and yadda yadda.
Parents,most of the time, do want the best for their kids, so they might think "Oh bae is always going out with friends but doesnt have a boyfriend to come home to...she must be a bit sad"

Its a mix of the idea that you wont be fullfilled unless you have love and old traditional ideas

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>>65830763
Ok when you phrase it that way it's for her, not for them. Thats sweet.

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>>65827420
I wonder if the JP side is anything like this.

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Wish my dad was as serious about me getting kids as Asian parents. Considering I'm his only child that we know is alive.

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The bratling walking into the rat house talking to the rat family before they let him get into the shed

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Praying that Bae tries out pocket circuit just once at the very least

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>>65830763
But she comes home to stream to me (her boyfriend (real)) almost every day

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>>65830763
Some parents are also just career parents and become addicted to the aspect of parenting, so when they cant baby their adult children anymore they want something to fill that void in stepping in to help raise grandchildren
Thats how it is for my mum at least to her grandkids, shes fortunate my elder siblings have popped out double digits so far in total

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Bae wakes up to us and goes to bed after talking to us and tells us all her problems, trials and tribulations, we’re pretty much that digital substitute on top her friends and her job
Funny enough her and ina are similar in that regard they see themselves as a bad romantic partner choice, simply because theyre too busy and would never have time to commit to it

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>>65836503
To that I'd add mumei, she's pretty much like that, just that she's is more parasotial with her chat despite that she's normally is the one controlling the conversation.

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Bae is on koyo 24 schedule in a collab with Azki and Kobo

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>>65838225
isn't it like 5am for her?

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>>65838225
Oh nice, some early rrat for us today

[Anonymous No.]

Too tired of waking up early for Mario Kart. Think I'll skip tomorrows stream.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Bae is Chuuni enough to review this? https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Hakos_Baelz

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>>65840073
I love the people who go full autism on these because they kill themselves the second someone mentions Bugs Bunny or El chapulin colorado, since those two are invincible and always win due to gag logic

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>>65838225
When is that exactly?

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>>65840344
powerlevelfags are like an evil version of lorefag autism

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Hate that I have missed the Mario Kart practice streams live because of how early they are for me. Also holy hell, tonight is overlapping stream central.

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>>65840603
https://x.com/hakuikoyori/status/1741336833957724587?s=46

13:00 jst
So retarded early for Bae

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>>65841034
It sucks for her, but if she chose it and I get her morning voice who is to complain?

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>>65840941
what's up today?

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>>65841034
Wouldn't that be like 3PM for her?

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>>65841404
Advent Lethal company an hour after stream start, IRyS Mario Kart 3 hours after stream start

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>>65841895
bruh that's nothing. I dont remember when but there was one day where 4 or 5 people were streaming highly recommended content

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>>65841533
I may have it backwards and thought it was the dead of morning before sunrise for her
The fact the japanese use 24 hr time kills me

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>V-Tubers are exempt from death, as V-Tubers don’t go to The Underworld
whoa

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>>65842427
How is 24 hour clocks confusing you...

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>>65841034
Does this mean a short Yakuzer stream?

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>>65846885
It’s prerecorded so most likely no

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>>65846967
Actually I think I’m thinking of the werewolf one nevemind

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>>65846430
I'm American and never served in them military]
Don't get me wrong, I can read 2400 time, I know 1300 is 1pm, but my brain still operates in AM/PM

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I watched my first Bae stream recently. She was cute. I'm probably going to sub. I'm sorry for insulting her so frequently on /vt/ throughout the years.

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>>65848010
Good to hear you came around
Which stream did you watch? Her Yakuza playthrough is very good right now

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>>65848092
It was actually just her first Mario Kart tournament training episode. It popped in my recommendation at the exact time I had nothing to do. Somehow, that was what made me reevauate how I feel. But since I literally never gave her a fair shot, I suppose it makes sense. Also, I remember seeing a bunch of people talk about her Yakuza playthough though, so that's probably what I'll watch next.

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>>65848043
Oh shit really cool whos this artist

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>>65848358
https://twitter.com/_Do_it_now_0/status/1742276687352762661
They have some sick designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>65848551
holy kino

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>>65848348
Would highly recommend her Lies of P playthrough too, she’s a completely newbie but it’s fun to see her pick up the genre

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>>65848649
Will watch. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae's cute sounds when she was playing Petey the Piranha last stream were really cute.

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>>65849305
I adore when Bae imitates other noises, she made a lot of cute sounds that stream

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>>65849350
I'm catching up on it right now. The one multiplayer match she did where she went the wrong way, said it didn't count, but then got 2nd place, and said it counts now was cute too.

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>>65849350
when she went meow was really cute love her

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with the rat’s butt

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>>65848649
You weren't kidding. The amount of deaths with cute reactions in the tutorial area has been great so far.

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>>65853692
tired of feet already?

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I was talking with my brother about his experience with Lies of P the other day. I remember thinking he was gonna be stuck on the King of Puppets for hours like Bae did only for him to tell me it only took him 5 tries.
Meanwhile, he got stuck for literal hours on the 2nd Black Rabbit Gang fight. Will Bae struggle on that fight?

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up after having a dream that Bae had magical girl wear.
That's her new costume,my dreams would NEVER lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

rat on my television

[Anonymous No.]

I rushed out of the shower because I thought it was like 10 minutes past 10 but it was still early....
telly!

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>>65854541
go wash your ass stinky

[Anonymous No.]

eepy rrat
>>65854657
But... I literally did....
I just rushed it...
I have longer hair so it takes a bit to wash it properly

[Anonymous No.]

That fight? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

Futaba poster is an actual FemBrrat!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65854951
You wish

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I will emotionally destroy this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855104
it's already destroyed last yakuza stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855233
That was her chair, anon

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>>65855010

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I can tell she JWU and her brain is still waking up, her usual sense of direction is already somewhat worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855233
There is a LOT more room for damage. And I will do it as her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855374
Can a null value become extra null?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855513
Negative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855371
Don't worry, I'll turn him into one in March

[Anonymous No.]

Bald=Evil in every game Bae plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855962
Just like real life.

[Anonymous No.]

ITs always a shock to see a useful shimano, considering the rest of his appearances on the series is him shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>65855962
Not all bald guys are evil but all evil guys are bald
t. heard it somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

Bae... of fucking course he loves Makoto.
What did you think was going on exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

She's in chapter 15 right. Can she finish the game today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65856468
Poor Rrat played too much Cabaret and has shipped him with every other girl not named Makoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65856528
If she just bumrushes maybe. I hope not personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65856528
If she plays for 8 hours and doesn't do any side stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Can she even fix him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65856660
You can't fix something so broken that it turns into perfection.

Eh Kiryu-Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Bae fix me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65856660
The game isn't over yet, there's still quite a bit of Majima left to break

[Anonymous No.]

God I love Kashiwagi

[Anonymous No.]

Those I don't want to's are making me hard

[Anonymous No.]

Is the first time Bae had to fight one of her "Dad"s who wasn't a badguy?

[Anonymous No.]

>You need heat for the counter
why the FUCK do these monkeys just speak out of their asses

[Anonymous No.]

Someone was getting grumpy from the lock-on

[Anonymous No.]

>>65857356
Why are you reading chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65857514
Bae read that comment outloud and took it as fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>65857514
they told her she needed 3 bars of heat for counter and never told her its lock on Y.
Now she wont even try to counter because some retard is spewing shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>65857575
>>65857584
Fuck, sorry. I stepped out for a moment. She must have read it then.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get Bae to want to fix me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65857822
Be a slender eye patch wearing Kansai Ben speaking Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha it's funny to see her love Nishiki so much. What a fucking punch in the gut that will be

[Anonymous No.]

"NOOO I HATE THIS" *stab stab stab stab stab stab* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" *stab stab stab stab stab*

[Anonymous No.]

Baes suffering doesn't end. lol

[Anonymous No.]

she got the hidden achievement lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858039
what was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858098
getting bonked by Reina

[Anonymous No.]

What would PapaRat have to say about his daughter getting this attached to fictional gang members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858268
>"Bae no daughter of mine will love a yakuza...The triad though? those men had honor"

[Anonymous No.]

Just joined, qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>no pocket racers
She's going to be so confused by bakamitai in kiwami1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858478
Rrat emotional damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858478
she just fought Nishiki and got the hidden achievement

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858268
>>65858383
I think he's used to having bae call fictional father figures "Dad" so being into gang members isn't too big of a stretch

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858383
Tongs are absolutely based and tradpilled.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an extremely difficult time telling Japs apart. The art typically used in anime and manga are a blessing, because if they all looked like real Japs, it would tough as fuck for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858834
They feel the same with white people too

[Anonymous No.]

>she absorbed Tachibananas powers and now can see again
the fuck is this shounen manga bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858834
asians say the same about white europeans lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858902
She was only blind via trauma and PTSD
Her blindness in it of itself is literal manga bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Being Majima is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858719
How should a father think about a daughter who calls fictional characters dad? I wonder how it would feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858902
>>65858989
Welcome Japanese writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Women really just can't understand Majima's character

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859163
Can women understand any male character they didn't write themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine bae plays a todd game and it corrupts because she saves too much kek

[Anonymous No.]

Obaetarian mention

[Anonymous No.]

Bae is self-inserting... mad jealous....

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859339
Jesas. Chu chu chu.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae is going to break at the ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859295
Visual novel save mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859551
She's going to cry herself to sleep today if she actually keeps going

[Anonymous No.]

kyaaaaaaaa
they are so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859590
She's just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if she really goes all the way and fight Amon
I highly doubt that'll happen anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I guess the game had to tell "PLEASE SHIP THEM"

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859721
And the game had to split them apart just now for only for her to leave the second they weren't together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65858989
>>65859064
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_disorder

[Anonymous No.]

lol Fight, you gold suit fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>is she dead
Bae is so fucking scared, she senses the looming death and despair

[Anonymous No.]

Makoto you fucking idiot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860298
Of course. That's her self insert. If she dies, how can she ever pretend to get with Majima?

[Anonymous No.]

If she makes it to that scene in Kiwami 2 she's going to fucking sob

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860507
Same desu
It always gets me every time I see it

[Anonymous No.]

>swapping to other styles to get heat up faster
She's actually learning!

[Twithc No.]

I'm an hour late to the stream, has she continued the real estate grind or has she put it off for now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860641
its been main story only

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they make fictional names for kabukicho and dotonbori but straight-up use roppongi

[Anonymous No.]

>RO-ROPONGI?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860641
Just main story.
The way she is right now she might just rush the story until credits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860641
She pretty much said last stream she's not doing the real estate shit

[Anonymous No.]

How much is there even left?
Two hours? Three?
Isn't this like almost done?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does dojima look like a black guy from new york though

[Anonymous No.]

Makoto thinks she's dealing with the Chink Mafia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861063
>2491x1400
look at this nigga and his big ass monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861063
Women are so stupid
All they need to do is force her to sign the land over
She should be happy they even offer to pay that 1bil

[Anonymous No.]

>>65860592
if she was learning she would realize mad dog is complete shit and only slows you down

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861187
Not only that, but she's exceedingly stupid to be all pissy at the Dojima lieutenants and be chill with Dojima, the guy controlling the lieutenants

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861217
mad dog is so much fun to use even though it's a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861187
>>65861264
Being woman aside, you'd do some irrational shit if your long-lost sibling died in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861187
>>65861264
>every single character acts on emotion or prioritizes his ideals in this story
>kiryu is fucking being hunted left and right because he wont be a good little yakuza
>Majima is working his ass off instead of enjoying his life
>"heh, stupid woman, if i were there i would be rational and super cool"
You /v/ermins are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861385
There's doing irrational shit and there is walking up to a mafia boss and demanding he kill his top three men

[Anonymous No.]

makotooooo noo.....

[Anonymous No.]

Makoto love...

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do the same desu

[Anonymous No.]

Those Mad Dog rushes feel so good when you are fighting a ton of enemies but so shit one on one

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861429
What >>65861427 said, it's ok when Kiryu did it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861186
>1400p is large
Have you tried being less poor?

[Anonymous No.]

extreme violence time

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in a hotel and I think with all the noises Bae is making the staff and people next door thing I'm watching porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861587
been there before visiting family desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>65818968
>Majimas shirts off going wild
Bae's chair status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861566
you probably have a big ass head if you need that monitor hehhehe big ass head nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Majima is so manly he doesnt even have nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861587
>"What are you doing in the corner eh"
>"Ohmygod, this is such a good group technique"
>"He just keeps going!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861652
Already demolished from last yakuza stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861693
Shimano took them with the eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861566
I fucking love Majimas tattoo. The colors and how it fits his back is just so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>random fat fuck runs up while Majima is slaughtering guys by the dozens
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861833
he's not fat, he's just yakuza maxxing

[Twithc No.]

>>65861652
Norf Straya

[Anonymous No.]

>>65861811
>>65861566
I always loved how his facial expression looks so similar to that Hannya when he flies off the rails, it's very poetic and all that

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this chink like this super legendary hitman
Why wouldn't he kill Makoto with a bullet to the brain instantly if he was supposed to do her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862286
He couldnt even kill Tachibana

[Anonymous No.]

And it looks like she learned her lesson after getting shot at.

[Anonymous No.]

I am always impressed what a piece of shit Dojima is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862319
He wasn't supposed to kill Banana, just bring him to Kuze

[Anonymous No.]

At least Sera is competent...

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm so confused by Majima's mental state
Majima himself doesnt understand either Bae...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862286
No one dies in yakuza anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862468
Which is good. Too many writers seem to think that killing characters is the only way to have stakes, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae never even found the Pocket Car Racing or Kiryu Telephone Club Dating minigames....

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862658
Premium adventure is a thing. But still

[Anonymous No.]

wait, It's the last chapter? already?!

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862658
People might tell her to check them out after she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862655
>which is good.
oh piss off retard. Yakuza is fairy tail tier of "hey remember that emotional death? doesnt matter lol".

The fact there is a fake funeral in japan for the series and half of the characters are not dead is stupid as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862286
>>65862319
It was intentional to not kill her, he was ordered to

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862810
Holy shit dude, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65862810
All the characters at the funeral are dead though.

Ryuji wasn't there. HMMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

I mean he's not wrong, a lot of stakes in this series hinge on the fact that the characters' lives are in danger. And then when you think they finally did kill someone, they end up always living in the end for some bullshit reason that takes the oomph out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65859295
As someone who owns a fuck ton of games, to the point he needed multiple memory cards for PS2 to fit all the save files I will NEVER understand Save Rotators. I'll maybe have 2 save files, one for the run I'm play and the completed NG+ file. Even after this mentality screwed me over when I got a corrupted save in P3 FES I still just kept on doing it like that. Only time I ever stepped out of that was early Star Ocean Ports and that's because of how the recruitment system works, and FE3H because three routes lol (I refuse to do SS)

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863011
Dragon of Kansai will return one day. RGG will not let that opportunity to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863050
i understand rotating 4 or so, but what bae does is unironically fujo behaviour made to scour every single vn for scraps of content i know because my sister does the same

[Anonymous No.]

How long is this chapter? Can she beat it in an hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863213
she will finish it today

[Anonymous No.]

How much is shibusawa gonna kick her ass as kiryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863250
I know, but how long is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol she's so hyped about majima teaming up with kiryu
Poor bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863518
Wonder how she's going to react to the first Kiryu-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863197
nta but like i said earlier is pretty much visual novel save mentality, even guys do it because of games like persona.
But I would agree that bae is going a bit too far with it, or she's just mashing buttons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863518
At least the post credits scene is pure kino.....Receive You my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863259
As long as she has an inventory full of heals I'll think she'll be fine. Although she did use half of her heals on kashiwagi with a much stronger majima...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863591
Like anyone who plays yakuza zero as their first game
confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>65863518
>>65863591
>>65863605
>>65863708
I'm not going to see her reaction so let me know what Bae thinks of Majimas New/Permanant look and his first time meeting Kiryu once the stream ends.

[Anonymous No.]

When you think about it Kiryu really didn't do shit this game
He picked up Makoto and drove her to Kamurocho, the rest was all filler bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864197
He was directly responsible for Shibusawa gaining control of the operation against Makoto. So in a way he made things worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864197
He fucked shit up and built a reputation as a young legend that refuses to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864197
He showed the world that Kuze is completely useless and complete dogshit at his job

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy rrat...

[Anonymous No.]

im just happy she's not doing pocket circuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864513
She might with the amount of shitters in chat throwing an absolute fit over it

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god just beat the game and be done with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864513
>>65864557
i dont get why they are obsessed with it.
Real state is boring too, but at least there's a lot of subquests and a style for doing it. All pocket fighter has is the champ substory

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864513
She should at least check out the minigames she missed I think.
Maybe not finish them, but she'd want to know they are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864197
It's one of the few critiques in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864732
Yeah doing all of that is also a great way to get burnt out of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>20 and 24 aren't around the same age
Bae...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864888
No, the fucking Baseball Sim in 6 is how you get burnt out.
Like I legitimately thought I was done with the series after that. Thank God 7 brought be back in.

[Anonymous No.]

kuze again....

[Anonymous No.]

KUZEEEE! Here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864568
>just beat the game and be done with it
Hope you're prepared for more once she starts Kiwami.

>>65864948
Zoomer brain thinks anything above two years is a huge age gap

[Anonymous No.]

I fucken love this guy

[Anonymous No.]

I do not remember this. I thought the tachibanana fight was the last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>65864888
Or grinding money to craft everything in Ishin

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the one guy whose never played these games...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck /v/ for selling Kuze as the coolest character in 0.
Piece of shit boring jobber carried entirely by his theme and his voice
>Oi kiryu...i might have a collapsed anus but that just means im strong
>DORYAAAAA
>Ah fuck...my organs...but youknow kiryu...im strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865186
>Zoomer brain thinks anything above two years is a huge age gap
She's going to have to get used to an age gap when she's with me. I'll correct this behavior of hers, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>what no real estate does to a mf

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865222
Now you get to experience it with bae
not a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865186
I'm fine with her playing Kiwami but doing all the side content can be really boring to watch. I seriously doubt she'll max out majima everywhere and stuff like the under ground arena.

[Anonymous No.]

honestly bae being super underleveled as kiryu is making this final kuze fight the slugfest it deserves to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865222
thought i was the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865421
Kiwami 1 is based on the very first game so its substories are basic yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865421
Kiwami is actual cancer because half of it is hidden in shit like pocket circuit or mahjong

[Anonymous No.]

She's tanking so much damage for free lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Alright bros. If Majima is 24, that means i've got about 1.25 years to Maddogmaxx. Face is fairly similar, hair already reaches down to my shoulders, got the money for the tattoo, but i'm a twig.
Can i make it?
And no, i'm not actually carving out my eye unless Bae specifically asks me to commit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865421
I absolutely expect her wanting to do Majima Everywhere and Majima Construction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865222
>>65865468
Make sure to report your feelings on Majima in the next game

[Anonymous No.]

Bakers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865558
hi am bae, start carving that eye

[Anonymous No.]

Bae for the love of fucking christ use quickstyle

[Anonymous No.]

It's still so funny to me that Mark Hamill voiced Majima in the dub for the first game and has zero recollection of doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865672
I'll get onto it

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865682
on it boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>65865580
>Majima Construction
https://youtu.be/qHL_ByLsXZo?si=4-GrCgUlyGVzljj8

[Anonymous No.]

God her kiryu is actual dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

lmao she should have used beast from the start