/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
during the first myth off collab at Ame's house the girls ordered a pizza. Bae wasn't there and Mori wasn't there IDR if Fauna stayed for the pizza. The pizza had cheese, mushrooms and green peppers
>Ina is lactose intolerant
>Ame can't eat bread
>Kiara fucking hates mushrooms (she picked hers off and then gura ate them)
>Gura is lactose intolerant and hates green peppers
why the fuck did they order this fucking pizza?

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>>66325124
Anon they were obviously talking about hiring an underage prostitute

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anon they were obviously looking up the doctor old companions to come up with better cyberman

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>>66325124
Nonna'nis wanted Ina to eat pizza to keep the family tradition going, and no one cared about the consequences of that decision because they had all drunk 7 liters of pure vodka beforehand. Best explanation I can come up with.

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>>66325253
Can confirm. The prostitute was me and we proceeded to have a debauched orgy.

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>>66325124
cheese does not tigger lactose intolerance, you fucking retard

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>>66325414
>Nonna'nis wanted Ina to eat pizza to keep the family tradition going,
what?

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now this is a good thread

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>>66325124
The pizza was for their boyfriend. Yeah, me.

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>>66325457
cheese does something to Gura's stomach, because she has said on stream that >cheese isn't worth it, on most dishes. Like she gets hamburgers with no cheese. Gura said she specifically had to eat microwaved sweet potatoes when on vacation with her family as a teen so I'm going to go with cheese gives gura diarrhea poisoning

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>>66325457
yes it does you fuckhead. there are varying degees of being lactose intolerant. cheese have less lactose than pure milk but its plenty of it in there.

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>>66325124
easy, they ordered a gluten free, boneless, vegan cheese supreme pizza

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>>66325846
part of the reason cheese was literally invented so people who couldn't hold down milk could eat that instead.

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>>66325869
sounds disgusting

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>>66325914
>>66325457
https://www.webmd.com/diet/foods-high-in-lactose
>2. Cheese
>Cheese also contains a high amount of lactose. Hard cheeses such as parmesan, Swiss, and cheddar may be easier to digest because most of the lactose is eliminated while the cheese is being made.
fuck you you retarded cockless faggot

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>>66325459
Ina cooked carbonara on stream a couple months ago, and used a crappy Italian accent sometimes throughout the stream, creating the "Ina's grandma is Italian" joke in like /hlgg/ and /wah/. You'll see some references to the joke in a couple of posts if you search in the archives.

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lactaid pills for the lactose intolerant members
gluten free for gluten allergies
picky people can pick off toppings
vegetarians and vegans dont matter

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>>66325914
no it wasn't. it was a way to preserve milk, reducing lactose was just a side effect

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Gura must have fucking destroyed Ame's bathroom

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I bet they had a $1 off coupon for ordering with these toppings

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>>66325124
you can eat pizza without cheese. but im pretty sure gura has talked about eating pizza several times

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>>66325124
Pizza is a special food that as long as you aren’t deathly allergic most people will take a bad night to enjoy. As for the toppings most likely scenario was difference in opinions so they picked something they could all tolerate but not really like. That’s what my friends do when we can’t agree on food

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>>66325580
she probably got casein intolerance then.

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>>66325124
ame knows she shouldn't eat bread, but does and suffers.

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I can't get over the fact that some people can't eat dairy. How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

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During the first EN off collab the girls decided to eat nothing but taco bell and they only got one room so Ame had to sleep on the couch, Ina and Kronii shared a bed and Fauna and Mumei shared a bed but Mumei fucked off in the middle of the night
Was Mumei shitting her brains out?
Why did they get 1 room for 5 girls?
Why is it whenever they are in America they exclusivly eat fast food?

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>>66325124
>>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
What is the purpose of Hololive Dev_Is?

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>>66326834
I wish this collab hadn't happened, it really ruined the novelty of the myth one, which was supposed to be among other things the conclusion to Ina's "I really wish I could hug you in real life".

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>>66326834
Mumei is autistic, Ame just lives like this on the daily basis, Fauna is vegan, and Kronii and Ina are gay. Mumei probably had a schizo attack and fucked off in a closet, while Ina and Kronii were cuddling and the others were sleeping.

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>>66325124
It was for me. I got hungry due all the sex we had

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The girls did the poptart off collab at 11pm local time after going to walmart at like 10 pm because >gura needed something
what did Gura need so bad at 10 pm she had to go to walmart?

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>>66327183
>Ame's goal in life is trying to eat as much fast food bread as she can

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>>66325124
>Ame can't eat bread
this one specifically we know doesn't matter because she just kept doing it for months and of course tummy hort, haven't watched her in a very long time so I don't know if she still eats it

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>>66325124
what happens after they eat the pizza? do they start uncontrollably shitting themselves, shitting on each other, and all over the room? Is this why they bully the Goomba

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>>66327404
>I accidently eated bread and now I can't stream

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>>66326834
They didn’t exclusively eat fast food they went out to eat at least twice. Thing is both times they went out their crippling autism kicked in. I don’t remember what it was but the waitress made a minor mistake or forgot something don’t remember which but they stayed quiet the whole time. Kronii barely worked up the courage to stand up. It was just easier to mainly get fast food delivered less speaking to people. If they weren’t whores I’d say it’s a great quality to have in a women at least if you believe them

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>>66326359
>Gura actually didn't piss Ame's bed, but had a massive diarrhea and Ame changed it to Gura peeing in Ame's bed to save her from embarrassment.
BRAVA NOLAN

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>>66327554
fast food seems like such a shitty idea because I'd assume someone working in fast food would be more likely to recognize them than someone working at a nice restaurant and also because these girls cancel streams due to diarrhea poisoning all the time

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>>66325124
>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
Was Haachama just a goofy character made by Haato for content, or was she some kind of schizophrenic way of venting about her missing her family and being in the hellhole known as Australia without even knowing English nor having friends there?

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>>66325124
>thinking these girls at any point pay attention to what they are allergic to
Ame when leaving the nation who first thing she did was try the bread over there to see if it would make her sick.

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>>66328056
aus has like 2 cities in the whole country so its a shame she didn't meet bae when she was there

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>>66327183
>tfw couldn't be in the korean girl cuddle session while hearing mumei's autistic noises because fauna keeps touching her
Why even live?

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>>66325869
>boneless
man kids are still memeing about this?

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buy an ad

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>>66326834

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>>66329357
>/ringo/
why was it banned again?

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This is a good thread, thank you OP.

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>>66327242
diapers

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>>66325124
Thank you anon, I really needed this laugh.

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>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
What the fuck happened to the Akatsuki to Hana MV?

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>>66330640
it contained some former niji talents without their consent to anycolor killed it

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>>66326458
She just has to wash it off in the bath first.

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I mean, I am also lactose intolerant but I won't deny a good pizza even if that means I'm going to stay an entire hour in the bathroom later.

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so how many bathrooms does Ame have if Ame, Ina and Gura absolutely destroyed the toilet after the pizza?

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>>66325124
IMAGINE the state of that toilet holy shit I'd kill for a sniff

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>>66326359
Everything's finally coming together

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>>66329738
jannies hate fun

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>>66325124
The more you know

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>>66329357
I love this place

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Why is Bae the only one who gets upset about gay chicken with IRyS? Kronii and Mumei loved with IRyS touched them

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Lactose intolerant people can still eat dairy you fucking retards, they just need to take a lactase supplement. It's not like an allergy

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>>66325124
Remember Ame said Gura was the only one she didn't sleep in a bed with and all the girls said Gura slept some ridiculous amount of hours compared to everyone else

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>>66325457
People have already corrected you but I too need to tell you that you have been confidently wrong.

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>>66332283
Based NEETshork

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>>66325914
you're mixing cheese with kefir, retard. lactose-free cheese is a fairly new invention

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What were Kronii and Ina up to?

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>>66326058
He was probably just non-American. Hard cheese is just called cheese outside the US since the processed slop isn't as common.

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>their stories dont add up
wow maybe its because theyre professional liars?

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>>66332739
https://streamable.com/x8yk5k

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>>66326834
wait was this the one where kronii raped ina or something?

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>>66332813
how do you make pizza without mozzarella?

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>>66332818
did they lie about ordering pizza or did they lie about what food gives them diarrhea poisoning?

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>>66332957
yes

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>>66332895
yeah

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>>66332895
The correct term is "sexual assault" since there was no penetration.

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>>66332818
>they lied about eating pizza and tacobell

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>>66325580
>believing a woman about her health issues
Why the fuck are people here still this stupid? Ame and Gura completely make up their digestive issues. It's just an excuse to malinger.

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>>66334878
>they are just faking their shitting

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>>66326834
>Massive
>Ina
Suffering.

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>>66332837
Was Kronii literally fingering Ina in front of everyone? She's holding back moans...

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>>66325124
Bro if only you knew how many lactose intolerant people still order pizza lol. Same for Ame who constantly ignores her bread allergy

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>>66336501
>>66336353
Mumei suffered the most. Ina is her oshi. she had to watch as Kronii did something sexual to her oshi

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>>66334878
Digestive issues are pretty common for people in antidepressants because the drg messes with their stomach

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>>66325124
Ina has said her lactose intolerance only really acts up with pure milk, not cheese, yogurt, etc.
Ame could have gotten gluten free crust.
I don’t recall Gura saying she’s lactose intolerant.

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>>66336610
i was talking about chest size, but sure.

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>>66338385
Gura gets hamburgers without cheese and talks about eating stuff without cheese and cheese being only worth it on some things

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why does irys yuribate so hard when her dad watches her streams?

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>>66325124
>implying Ame wouldn't eat literal poison out of simple lazyness

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>>66340148
It's her nature.

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>>66340148
He's into it.

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>>66338932
I think her tribe doesn't allow it

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>>66325457
>lactose doesn't trigger lactose intolerance!!
spoken like a true dipshit

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>>66325124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqg5HHQNWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqg5HHQNWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqg5HHQNWI

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>>66325580
I miss her weird stories. Taking a sack of fucking sweet potatoes with her everywhere and microwaving them in hotel lobbies and stinking up the place when the room has no microwave lul

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>>66331345
One used the toilet the other two used the shower and sink.

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>>66326939
My rrat is that they were supposed to be tied with the Holoearth game, probably like celebrity GMs that would be actively roaming and doing show within the game.
But unfortunately the game production lagged behind too much so they hastily debuted the group as streamers instead. Heck even their designs looks rushed

My 2 rats

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>>66325124
>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
Fauna's Brain.
her Outer Wilds playthrough has been getting so pants on head retarded i started hysterically crying watching her play in today's episode

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>>66333010
>no penetration.
>implying

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It was a vegan cauliflower pizza

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>>66328056
A character that eventually became real.

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>>66327927
Delivery drivers don’t actually work for the fast food company and most of the members don’t meet the driver because speaking to people is hard

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>>66328056
>without even knowing English
Haachama has forgotten more english than many ESL shitposters will ever begin to know.

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>>66340511
kek

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>>66340595
she has eaten cheeseburgers before

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>>66341868
for shitting?

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>>66326359
>>66327776
Ame has an intestinal issue, she's probably used to it.

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>>66327152
It also ruined the novelty of the Amesame off-collab. Cause it really felt like Ame and Gura's relationship was building up to them being the first ones to meet each other.

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>>66327776
mega kek

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>>66344333
That was unreal. I was at such a complete loss. This must be how game devs feel during alpha testing.

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>>66353762
>>66344333
isn't fauna supposed to be one of the smart ones

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>>66354121
She is, generally. Well-spoken, enunciates, responsible, wide breadth of knowledge, natural curiosity, persistence, willing to adapt.

Sometimes that means you're so well spoken you talk yourself out of being right, you think you know something even if it's completely unrelated, you zoom off to any fucking thing that catches your eye, bash your head against an invisible wall, and give up after the first attempt because you "clearly don't have the lore for this".

WHS doko? Uuu wut's this, a lava fragment?

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>>66332224
Bae actually felt something but she didn't liked it because she is extremely homophobic

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>>66352177
>Ame and Gura's relationship was building up to them being the first ones to meet each other.
Anon, Mori and Kaira had many off collabs before Kiara had to leave Japan.

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>>66354813
based

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>>66325253
>>66325419
Based

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>>66327242
Probably something minor that she was gonna put off till tomorrow, or since she’s autistic couldn’t put off till tomorrow cause it’d ruin her routine

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why did Gura get so upset with chat knowing she ate dirt?
>gura telling chat she used to eat sand
>chat goes, oh like how you used to eat dirt (because she at dirt on stream)
>how do you know that? I tell you guys too many things.
literally 30 seconds after saying she ate sand. Why is telling chat eating sand is fine, but chat knowing she eats dirt is mortifying?

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>>66354947
Takamori was nothing but corporate kayfabe

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>>66355701
lol
lmao

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>>66355673
>Why is telling chat eating sand is fine
Ame said she used to eat sand too.

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>>66326939
when the talents aren't good enough for the main branch

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>>66326939
isn't it so they can have girls who can be whores and stream with male while keeping hololive unicorn friendly?

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>>66351493
>for shitting
also for that

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>>66356492
wut?

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>>66354813
I hate weebs and degenerate freaks that have an abnormal fascination with gay or Yuri shit. I am now a chaos cultist

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>>66325124
>why the fuck did they order this fucking pizza?
the world may never know

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>>66356525
Don't tell me you've never had raging diarrhea and didn't have to shit into the sink when toilet is occupied.

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Yumenographia which was one of anycolors offshoot projects since its still the biggest what the fuck happened mystery to me.
>Why the fuck did it close down a few weeks after they said they were investing and planning to expand the program
>Why the fuck did they not tell the workers that they were let go personally before announcing on twitter where some of them were shocked and had 0 clue that they had no job anymore
>Why the fuck did some of the vtubers imply that they were thrown under the bus with this decision
>Why the fuck did they try to integrate them to the main branch a few weeks prior if they know that they were going to terminate the program

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>>66355861
they are???

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>>66362947
They closed it down because it turned out it was subject to same regulations as IRL host clubs

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>>66362423
>the sink
Shat in an empty garbage bag once, good times. Felt bad for the guys down at waste disposal though.

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>>66357908
Chaos is hella gay bro. Stupid ass statement. Slaaneesha and Khorne both gay as fuck.

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>>66363920
You stfu about Slaanesh she's just misunderstood okay she loves my devotion

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>>66325457
People will call you out for this but my dad does have problems eating cheese, except for the type they use in pizza and when it’s cooked in like mozzarella sticks. that’s the only type of cheese his body can handle for some reason.

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>>66364057
>she

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>>66325124
>chubba mysteries you still don't understand

Whatever the fuck happened to Gura’s garden?

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>chubba mysteries you still don't understand
Gura's mysterious health break late 2022/early 23. She took a whole two months off and even had Cover vouch for her saying she's ill but nobody ever specified what the fuck was that all about.

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>>66325124
They wanted to fucking destroy the bathroom

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>>66329738
To make more room for schizobait and low quality posts