/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Who are the smartest hololive members?

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Yozora mel

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>>66867620
Shion

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>>66867620
your mom

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>>66867620
FuwaMoco. They're also the dumbest.

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>>66867620
to be frank its Sora and Roboco
if you long enough following hololive you know why

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>>66867620
It was Sana

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>>66868059
Based ESL-sama

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kon koyo, luna

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>>66867620
Definitely not Mikochi

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>>66867620
Luna is actually one of the smartest holos. She graduated top of her class and has over 300 confirmed diplomas. She speaks 17 languages including 6 exoteric programming languages such as Cobol, Assembly and Python. She can play the Electone which is every instrument ever made combined into one. She has a license to ride a Harley Davidson. She's a trained train conductor and a certified railway engineer. She has a premium gold n-word(hard r) unlimited pass and was seen dancing on the rooftop of a building in New York during 9/11. Her body can metabolize the equivalent of two adult irish males worth of alcohol. And also she's also a genius professor with a very very sexy body adult mature woman princess and she doesn't age being 0 years old for over 4 years consecutively.

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>>66867620
I'm gonna say Fauna. She has a bio degree, had a job in an actual lab, and talks a lot about interesting science concepts.

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>>66867963
reminder that Nene has the japanese equivalent of a CPA cert

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>>66868222
>Python is esoteric
good attempt

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>>66868222
How does someone like Luna learn COBOL? Is she secretly a 40yo hag?

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>>66868319
God, I want that retard to do my taxes

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>>66868568
yes

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>>66867620
Bijou seems pretty sharp.
>>66868568
>secretly

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Botan by far.
Results from Choco Sensei's quiz:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15jPbk6d_MdhP7_5oAqyowq0CBYK24pnTMrGx8Mf2g34

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>>66867620
whichever holo didn't take the jab, there's your answer

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>>66867620
Mel

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>>66868242
Then why she became a vtuber?

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Mumei

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>>66868242
fauna is a prototypical midwit
just about as midwit redditor as you can get
hearing her authoritatively explain pop sci magazine tier "quantum physics" topics was excruciating
non of the ENs are particularly smart but Ina is almost definitely the smartest among them

>>66867620
probably botan
luna is also a contender

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>>66869106
because she dumb. biology is the mcjob of stem degrees.

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>>66869106
Because working in a lab is boring and gay and larping as an anime girl playing video games online is fun and profitable

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>>66869106
Mathing is hard
But serious answer, probably discovered she had a knack for it and it was way more profitable than a job about splitting cells or some shit.

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>>66868614
KEK

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>>66869220
(me)
>it
being streamer, asmrtist, and general online personality.

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>>66868568
From her talks, I have an impression that her dad is good earner, probably picked it up from him

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>>66869106
I think she genuinely enjoys her job.

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>>66869220
>biology
>math
kek
half of biology majors are taking remedial elementary algebra theyre literally retarded
the only math biologists use is basic arithmetic and basic stats, which they dont even do bc its just data entry and its all done automatically
every single 115 iq girl who escaped becoming an art hoe goes into biology

>>66869200
this

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>>66868733
>being good at trivia means you are smart
AnonChaama stop this.

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>>66869191
Being a midwit in hololive puts her in the top quartile at least.

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>>66869106
Why wouldn't you? Science jobs make chump change even compared to business jobs. I'm sure she's making several thousands a month

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>>66869584
It's not the only proof, there are clips of other holos praising her for her intelligence.

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>>66867963
>Towa has higher score in english than in japanese
as expected from the honorary EN

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>>66867963
How is that even possible?

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>>66867620

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>>66868222
Will she wipe me out with precision never seen before, mark her fucking nanora?

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>>66869675
I agree with you, I think Botan is smart but I don't think a trivia score says all that much.

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>>66869654
>several thousands a month
>Anon is from a part of the world where this isn't normal

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>>66869703
If anyone attempts to call my numbers inaccurate or accuse me of shitposting

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>>66869696
They’re just some basic subjects from a test

Unlike this guy’s opinion >>66869703

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>>66869859
Nigger I AM the iq test

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>>66869703
No way, Ina and Fauna are definitely the smartest ENs. And really most of them should be at least above average to be able to pass through the auditions.

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>>66867620
Shion, Gura, Ayame, Aqua, most of EN really besides Kiara and Bae. They all figured out how to get paid without actually doing anything.

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Nene is the smartest if we're going by purely mathematical prowess. She plays up the dumb part but her taking care of numerous beetles for breeding shows she's very meticulous.

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>>66867620
Marine
There's a reason why she's on top

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>>66869921
>must have above average IQ to pass hololive auditions
>Gura
>Ame
>IRyS
>Nene
>Mel
>Kobo who LITERALLY ATE FECES

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>>66869703
Gura is dumb and all but you gotta be a literal downie retard or an African tribal negro to have 70 IQ.

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>>66870027
That's because she has connections to various other art-related talents because she used to be in a doujin circle. It's like Mori on roids.

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>>66869106
People throwing money at you for being cute and playing games VS Selling your soul to a research lab to earn pennies
Do you really have to ask

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>>66870190
That research grant money is gonna come in any day now.

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>>66870148
>you gotta be a literal downie retard or an African tribal negro to have 70 IQ.
That is exactly my implication, and if you claim any different I'd say you don't watch her

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>>66870254
kek

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>>66870045
Gura and IRys aren't that dumb, and Ame is clearly one of the more intelligent ENs.

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>>66869714
Normally I'd agree with you, but the trivia has a lot of questions that they would have all been exposed to in school and she scored 8 points (out of 28) higher than the runner up in hololive. Obviously, I wouldn't judge Coco by this quiz.

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>>66868319
I want to marry Nene so she can help me pay no taxes

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>>66869921
after watching their respective outer wilds playthroughs, I can't on good conscience, allow someone to call Fauna smarter than Ame. Watson absolutely killed that game relative to Fauna, who was really only there for flavor

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>>66870338
>one of the more intelligent ENs
>uncontrollably sabotages her own career at every turn, uncontrollably makes herself sick, lashes out at her fanbase over minor slights and comments that are part of the job
Normally I'd make some snide comment about the rest of EN setting the bar, but nah, Ame is legit dumb as shit.

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>>66870440
Haven't seen their streams, but game knowledge is it's own domain. People who play lots of games have learned more of the game design patterns.

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>>66870553
Ame is dumb in a way that isn't mentally challenged. She's dumb in a way that she somewhat resents the vtuber culture but finds it to be the most lucrative shit she's done so she wouldn't dare leave.

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>>66870627
I haven't seen their streams either and I fucking disagree.

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>the one that has the most husbands has the most IQ
interesting...

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>>66869703
Mori isn't stupid

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>>66870627
they both play a lot of games. Fauna was a DOTA 2 autist ffs. Outer Wilds is a game about deduction. you're supposed to go in blind at the start, which both did.

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they all seem pretty sharp to me

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>>66870553
That doesn't have anything to do with IQ, she's just very stubborn, she wants to do everything on her own without taking anyone's advice

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>>66868222
That is great but we are looking for 5 years of experience l.

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In terms of hardware, Ollie
>but she does [insert zoomer complaint]
Because she's a kid and kids are stupid. The woman is smart and she will make a great hag.
After that
>Botan
>Luna
>Migo (she plays dumb but is too comedically gifted to BE dumb)
>Mr. Koro (high level free association)
>Raden
And maybe Chammers

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>>66870984
Explain Botan. Luna sweeps the floor with the rest.

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>>66868568
Anon, in case you are unaware the world's banking software still (mostly) runs on COBOL, hell they even went out of their way to figure out how to run COBOL code on cloud computing. Japan is also very technically backwards in some respect. But yes she's also a hag and it's not really a secret.

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>>66871065
Botan is the tech support for a lot of the chuubas, not too many dumb tech-y hags

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>>66868568
>he lacks critical information

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>>66871164
It's surprising because I'm an ojisan and COBOL is already ancient for me; I started on C, C++. When people talk about hags they usually mean way younger than me.

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>>66868568
>secretly

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>>66867963
>Mel somehow scored lower than a literal highschool dropout

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>>66869703
Mumei is the only one in the company who understood what a fulcrum was without having someone explain it to her.

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>>66871619
which one?

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>>66867620
luna, botan, and marine are probably the smartest. love them all. luna is especially smart because she is amazing at pretending to be retarded to get money but is in truth calculated and extremely professional with a myriad of talents.

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>>66868059
Sora is responsible for Hololive's existence so she cant exactly be
dumb

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Nene of course, she's basically a genius

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>>66869809
>Be in the top 2%
>Fucking 0.1% actually geniuseses think they're so smart

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>>66869809
I took an iq test in elementary school and I'm afraid to take another to validate what I already know.

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>>66870440
Fauna didn't have access to chat, whereas I distinctly remember Ame asking chat for advice and before Ame did something stupid chat always corrected her by backseating hard. Frankly the only impressive thing Ame did in her Outer Wilds playthrough was the Sun Station landing which is mostly indication of how stubborn she is.
Fauna on the other hand managed to piece together the plot and backstory fairly quickly even without chat's help, the only thing that held her back is making a bunch of rushed and faulty assumptions which lead to meme-tier stupidity like the whole WHS saga or the "just a flavor" comment. I'm confident that with chat's help she would have finished the game faster than Ame.

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>>66869703
explain Shiori and Bae?

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>>66867620
you already posted her

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>>66869106
You can't apply for a job at the biology factory in this economy.

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TLDR Botan

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>>66873841
Shiori is the definition of genius retard.

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>>66874358
haven't watched much of her, what are her feats of intelligence?

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>>66874401
Her rapidly context switch between multiple topics she's hyperfixated on during her rambling is a pretty clear indicator that she's quite intelligent

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>>66874257
>Suisei
>120-130

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Miko is just pretending right?

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>>66875303
み俺恥

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Mori

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>>66868568
>secretly
Luna's been on the internet in some form since there's been an internet.

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>>66874542
She's just autistic, that's not actual genius.

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>>66875303
miko is a geuinely smart woman with a knowing insiders laugh. you can't miss it.

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>>66868059
>>66872489
While I wouldn't call Sora dumb, it is doubtful that she's the smartest holo.

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>>66872045
Not sure if someone told Mr. Koro, but there is this: https://youtu.be/sc1QTLKly70

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>>66876275
Miko has unbalanced intelligence. You can definitely see her fishing for PON sometimes, but she also has genuine retard moments.

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>>66874619
>one maths error means you aren't smart
What did anon mean by this?

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>>66870376
Boy do I have good news for you

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>>66876362
Fair enough, she’s on par with the Todai graduate in that case.

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>>66870440
>game performance = iq
Have you seen the "Ame way" in minecraft? She’s legit retarded.

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>>66868242
I'm not so sure about this one after watching the Outer Wilds let's play she just did
Educated =! Smart

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>>66878013
A blind playthrough with no backseating. Just being willing to puzzle through the entire game herself scores points.

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>>66876345
She's average all over the board. Not a bad thing, just saying.

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>>66867620

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>>66874257
>Pekora
>110-120
Nah. She's too successful to be smart.

'He who thinks a great deal is not suited to be a party man: he thinks his way through the party and out the other side too soon'.
- Menschliches, Allzumenschliches

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>>66874257
>Korone
>120-130

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>>66871619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8eP4n298GU
There's something weird happening in that brain, secret intelligence.

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>>66869788
That isn’t normal across the whole world for any kind of natural science. Anything biology/paleontology related infamously does not pay well at all.

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>>66881643
Love this genius.

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Botan and Noel and surprisingly Festival, and it's not even close

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>>66881643
I don't know man she solved the puzzle didn't she?

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>>66867620
A-chan
Best manager
Became fluent in English very fast

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>>66867620
this one

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>>66867620
Towa

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I am. I won't reveal who I am, though.

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>>66869703
mumei higher

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A-Chan.

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>>66870148
That or a Twitter Freak or a Redditor

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>>66869703
>Chaos is average

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>>66875303
If you pretend long enough it becomes real

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>>66875779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kFd2JqWd2w

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>>66876367
Even Miko's mom called her a fucking retard over the humidifier thing

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https://youtu.be/fckAFfo-CsQ
Matsuri talked about this once actually, she pretty much called Mel and Aqua mentally retarded .

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>>66867620
Ina and Kronii

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>>66869703
no one asked enfag

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>>66867620
In terms of IQ, Botan.
In terms of emotional intelligence, Fauna.
In terms of artistic intelligence, Mori.
In terms of comedic intelligence, Miko, Gura, Pekora tie.

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>>66867620
fubuki because after all she doesnt care about how fucked cover is as long as the money is flowing

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>>66900738
>All those meme "intelligences" created to level the field between White Men and non-Whites/women
So Botan it is

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>>66900738
>In terms of artistic intelligence, Mori.
There are so many better artists ahead of her.

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Botan, Fauna, Shiori, Kronii and Koyori based on different measurements. Botan is definately the most deductive, however, which is probably what OP is looking for.

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>>66900738
But in overall intellect, you have to admit it’s the woman that escaped the loony bin at the earliest

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>>66867620
academic smarts, probably the ones who are still going to grad school and have the foresight to see that their vtubing career won't last forever

but street smarts? ame is leagues above everyone else. i would trust her to keep me alive (or sacrifice me at her own convenience) in a latino gangwar.

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>>66904270
But Council (even now, Promise) is a pretty tame gen, especially for jap standards. It's only really Bae thats off the rocker, with a few Mumei moments that qualify. Kronii is very tame, Fauna is extremely family friendly and Irys is just profoundly retarded.
Look at Gen 5 or even Advent to see a proper mental institution.

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>>66902581
Mori is the most business savvy one, using hololive as an leverage to sign up with a record label and even getting mgs sponsorship.

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>>66904791
I’m talking about the industry as a whole.
It’s bad for everyone.

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Im not in hololive but im smarter than all of em

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>>66867620
“Who are the smartest”

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>>66905419
Maybe, Suisei is pretty competitive as well. She's effectively become the face of hololive on jp tv and radio.

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>>66869106
Because if she actually wanted to be paid well, she would've used that bio degree to get into med school.

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>>66906327
You don't use bio to get into med school, that's what pre-med is for.

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>>66906512
Some private med schools make the pre-med classes part of it

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>>66869191
Uh oh. This guy's retarded. When she talked about physics she repeatedly said she was quoting a theory that was posited in a physics book she was redoing at the time. She also made sure to clarify that a lot of physicists aren't sold on its validity. But she thought it was neat.

That's not pop science, faggot. That's how scientists talk about scientific theories around laymen.

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>>66881245
>Menschliches, Allzumenschliches
>quoting that fag like it makes you smart
You poor simpleton, if only you could understand how I pity you.

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>>66905953
ESL spotted. And Gura is the smartest. She's pulling in a big paycheck every month and does almost no work.

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>>66867620

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>>66907155
gura works smart

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>>66867620
Amelia!

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>>66868733
Botan and Suisei in particular have always struck me as being at minimum +2 SD IQ.

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>>66870984
>Ollie
>Smart

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>>66912389
what the fuck is going on between her tits and her thighs?

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>>66906755
she was reading some book intended for mass consumption, not a textbook
its meant to communicate abstract purely mathematical physics via analogy so that its somewhat understandable, but its so removed from any actual physics that you dont actually learn anything, despite how self satisfying it may be to be able to repeat some popsci babble
I know this bc I was reading the same shit when I was in fifth grade

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>>66867620
Pic unrelated I assume?

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.

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>>66867620
Nakiri Ayame and Gawr Gura

After all, nobody embodies "Work smarter not harder" like they do

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.

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>>66907155
If being lazy is smart, I must be a genius. I'm posting at work.

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>>66869703
>low midwit is as high as en goes
GRIM

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intelligence is stored in the breasts, therefore noel is smartest

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>>66904418
>academic smarts, probably the ones who are still going to grad school and have the foresight to see that their vtubing career won't last forever
If you know that vtubing won't last forever but also think that getting a degree and a job is the best way to go, i'm sorryn but you're fucking retarded
These girls make largely enough money to be set for life if they invest it properly.

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>>66868568
> secretly
Jesus christ dude, Luna is in her 40's.
The exaggerated baby voice she puts out shouldn't fool you.
Also, she has demonstrated some understanding of programming languages. It's unclear if she's been programming for employment herself, or if she's been employed in tech in some other capability though. If someone knows, feel free to enlighten.

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>>66871619
Why are you assuming she is not a highschool dropout

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>>66869007
The smartest people I know all took it, and the few who were opposed to it had never been the sharpest tools in the shed. Nice try. Also Holos are Japanese women, two categories of people where conforming to the rest of the herd is valued above all else.

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>>66868678
>>66916220
My cute gem wife will inherit Hololive!
She is already funnier than Pekora, Miko, and Gura combined.

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>>66882148
>Noel
eh, a degree doesn't mean you're smart.

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>>66924100
Noel is pretty intelligent, not that I would call her the smartest.

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>>66874257
Chloe should be higher, Choco and Kiara should probably be lower.

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>>66869200
>>66869499
what about biotech?

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>>66868242
Fauna's not as smart as she thinks she is.

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>>66900738
comedic one should probably be Marine.

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>>66876201
Any autistic can hyperfixate on something, but actual retard autists just choose mickey mouse or trains once and then never think about anything else for the rest of their lives. Her processing speed and ability to switch tracks to hyperfocus on multiple topics, often at the same time, is indicative of a high IQ + autism.