/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the best rrat in the world, or I'll eat your souls!

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is Gura

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Not even a rrat: Zentreya is a male, and any girl that has collabed with him is garbage.

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>>66946227
the truth they don't want (You) knowing

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Pero is Mococo

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>>66946227
Mel blabbed to Mori and Mori reported it to management

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>>66946997
facts are not welcome here, I want rrats.

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Botan is actually a lion trained by the Tokyo Zoo to play video games, specifically FPS ones in an effort to see if animals can be adapted as remote weapons platforms.. The person doing the voice the lion's trainer.

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Gura's "depression", that she implied in the recent myth collab, was due to Vesper fleeing the country AND the company to avoid paying child support. She thus had to abort the child, as she has too much on her plate already.

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>>66947240
But he impregnated Kronii

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>>66946227
Well me and Kyle,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
Okay.

And we posted the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be...
The best rrat in the world,
It was the best rrat in the world!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one makes two, two and one makes three,
It was destiny!
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine
And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow...

Needless to say,
The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you angels?
And we said nay,
We are but men,
Rock!

Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!
This is not the greatest rrat in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!

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>>66946227
i killed my oshi

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>>66946227
Best I can do is a tree rrat

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>>66946227
Kson is Omega and I'm tired of pretending it's not obvious.
>Coco's graduation 2021/07/01 | IRyS's Debut 2021/07/11
>Tried to make themselves the main character of EN.
>Tried to take all of the credit for Hololive EN's success and creating Hololive's English audience.
>Believe in unity.
>Believed that oversea fans were so much different form Japanese fans.
>Coco never really understood the English Hololive audience.
>Had a huge rant about overseas fans when they rejected Tempus.
>And Kson even said that she was secretly in charge of a project.

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>>66946227
elvis didnt die he just left the building

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>>66948020
If this is true I hope she dies in a car crash

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>>66948020
Loserbait was Omega

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>>66946227
Reese’s is code for “weapons of mass destruction”, and Reese’s smuggler is code for “arms dealer” dayo.

[Anonymous No.]

Panko is not Italian.

[Anonymous No.]

she streamed Hogwarts Legacy to a select few of the most hardcore members before graduating via a special Pika Streaming Service Dayo
unbeknownst to them she used this program to grab their IP and blackmail them into becoming her personal slaves
these select few, lets call them "The Chosen Five, The Incomplete Circle" as that is what she calls them are now living the life feeding her Reeses, being her furniture and taking care of her every sexual need
no need to go outside when you can just send a slave, this was her mission all along and graduation was just another calculated step

as for the game she thought it was mid, just another ubisoft style collectathon dayo

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>>66948020
kys chimp

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>>66946227

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>>66946227
Leading up to ID2 debut, people (correctly) predicted that Reine would be the best at English because she used a semicolon in the correct manner in a tweet.

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Fulgur is THE Holospy.

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>>66949267
>feeding her Reeses
Lucky bastards…

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>>66948960
It's not even that unbelievable (to some degree for the least), she has kind of a German-like accent whenever she speaks (or so have I heard whenever she spoke Italian on stream). We also know that like all of her family is from the North (which is pretty rare), so there's a chance that she's from like Südtirol, or that some of her family originates from the more Germanic part of Italy, if not even Austria.
She does know a ton of Italian stuff though, and clearly lurked on the the country's side of the internet a lot, so to say that she's completely not Italian is nearly impossible.

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>>66946227
23% of all EN vtubers in existence are actually Mel Nekomata

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For the best one I've ever seen look up "a little fun timeline" in the archive

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>>66946227

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>>66946227
My wife is Makoto, I'm Kotonoha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
I want to kill myself

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>>66949652
real

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>>66946227
Elizabeth Holmes, disgraced Theranos CEO, is an /asp/ie now

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>>66950547
Go on

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It gets better

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>>66948020
>>66948355
>omega forced EN not to collaborate with Coco until he graduated.
>kson is omega
duh

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>>66952116
Elizabeth is a life long grifter in womens’ prison in Texas with nothing better to do and there’s an /asp/ie who can lower her voice like Holmes does who despite being an adult woman lives with her “sisters” (fellow inmates). She started streaming a few months after Holmes went to prison.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont believe any rrats unless theyre backed up by facts

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>>66954186
Omega did not appear until EN Gen 2.
rrat: Cover corp was only expecting EN to have 300 viewers per stream, so they gave them a bare bones management. EN exploded in popularity. While preparing for EN2 they rework EN, giving them a more robust management. This is when Omega swooped in.

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>>66946227
go back

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>>66946227
just saw a spicy one on the catalog
>>66958450

[Anonymous No.]

The “everyone in en is going on a hiatus to protest for ina and kronii to get redesigns” is still extremely funny to me, and only gets funnier to imagine now that basically everyone except advent actually is on break now.

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>>66946227
I fucked your mom thats my rrat

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>>66960227
Why would they want redesigns?

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>>66960914
Something something ina lewd outfit something something kronii hates her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

Ok here's a rrat:
Vtubers were created by the power that be for men to give HAGS a second chance.

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>>66954996
omega was already working on the cover before gen EN 2 with gen EN 1, when EN 2 came along she was only put in charge of that branch and was given a name and avatar.

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>>66946338
Go on.

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>>66946227
you can find hololive references in the bible

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>>66964928
Yeah as the Devil

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>>66954996
That's not a rrat they were expecting ID numbers and Gen 5 was expecting 20k people at most during their debut.

[Anonymous No.]

Sana would still be here if she wasn’t brown

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>>66947057
MEDS NOW

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>>66946227
rrat: there is a rrrrrrrat lurking in this place that could end the vtubing world
better not speak of it though, lest you summon the monster rrrrrrrrrat to end ell rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrats

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>>66954429
Where's the fun in that

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>>66946227
A-chan was the snitch that caused Mel's termination, I rest my case

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>>66962206
>omega was already working on the cover before gen EN 2
Yeah, she was Coco.
>with gen EN 1,
Coco picked out Myth.
>when EN 2 came along she was only put in charge of that branch and was given a name and avatar.
This supports my rrat that Omega is Coco.

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Rrat : Kson is an agent C for infiltration other Vtuber companies.
She is working for Hololive and Vshojo.

- She help Hololive very much for stabilize Rushia's termination situation by eating rice with her.
- She gave a choice to Nazuna join Vshojo for surviving.
- After that, Hololive's crisis from Rushia was stop immediately.
- She helps Zaion fight aganist Kurosanji.
- BURN KurosanjiEN' s reputation to the ground in the process.


Agent C of Hololive

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>>66949715
no way

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>>66946227
Insider here. Gura committed suicide, and Hololive is covering it up until they can find a suitable replacement (Holo doesn't want to graduate the golden goose of EN.) Her recent "appearance" was just Kiara using a voice changer to try and keep chumbuds placated in the meantime.

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>>66967330
Gura couldn't've commit suicide because I just got done having consensual and loving sex with her

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>>66946227
You watch vtubers primarily as a way to soothe the gaping hole in your heart left by the rapid disappearance of meaningful relationships and human connections we're facing, whether you ever had any in the first place or not. You'd prefer a real GF and friends, but you have no idea where to start, and the cost of maintaining either is now frequently too high. The sweet and friendly sound of their voices triggers the social and familial centers of your brain that let you feel like something, literally anything, is going okay in that regard. That you're accepted by someone, and that there's anyone happy to see you, even if for just a moment, and if it's just some girl that you don't really know, who's just happy someone she doesn't really know came to watch her stream. You could say it's sad, but it's a lot better than being completely alone, which you otherwise are.

[Anonymous No.]

Ill give you an old one

>enna and kyo set up the whole fried chicken thing because enna wanted an excuse to take a break
>this explains why kyo is openly racist after parading as some kind of anti racist

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>>66946227
The rrat I personally subscribe to is that hololive really did have an informal agreement of some kind not to release new generations until a member of the previous one hit a million subscribers. Sort of a promise that management wouldn't crowd out older talents with new ones. And that eventually breaking that agreement because Council was taking so long caused a ton of friction behind the scenes this past year. I base it entirely on how that really did seem to be the timing with previous generations, as well as on how catty or unenthused some of the ENs seem towards Advent. Kronii barely acknowledging they exist. Gura's weird passive aggressive debut overlap with the long streams without shouting out the new girls. Just felt off from other generation debuts.

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Mumei's wheelchair is still my favourite rrat

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>>66947140
Zen is actually a married couple who alternate "piloting" her. The switches used to be a lot more common and noticeable pre-VShojo, but nowadays it's primarily the husband who streams.

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>>66946227
Every single event in vtubing can be traced down to Selen raping Pekora in the parking lot of an Arby's during the sweltering hot summer of 1995.

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miComet is unironically business. They don't mind revealing they're in the same hotel room because there's no feelings between them.

The reason Peko and Miko avoid each other on stream is because Peko can't stop acting sulky and possessive when she sees Miko with other "love" interests (see ice boat incident).

Also they're both professionals so they realize it's risky for them to hang out because they get too relaxed around each other.
(See the late night Mario kart episode when the bunny gets drunk and a bit of her real persona comes out. She even forgets to keep saying peko

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>>66946227
Mumei was never orcschizo. Nerissa is reformed orcschizo.

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>>66946227
Enna bullied Nina and Pomu out of nijiEN

[Anonymous No.]

Mel was actual supposed to be terminated a while ago. The only reason they let her stay was because she started collabing with star and VCR. Mel stopped spamming holostar collabs after she saw how the Axel thing hurt her fans. She tried VCR, but it didn't work out, so after that she decided she was done with delaying the inevitable.

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>>66970373
Pekomiko is the status quo

>>66970956
Meru was happily chatting on Twitter with other Holos and making plans for next collabs just a few hours before the termination. Doesn't sound like she was ready to quit.

I know your just the VCR seething unicorn but I wanted to clarify.

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Idol sponsored Khyo as a way to test online propaganda techniques on behalf of the Mossad

[Anonymous No.]

So I posted the first rrat that came to my head
it just so happened to be
the best rrat in the world
she is the best rrat in the world

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>>66949488
MASAKA

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>>66968116
So true, sis.

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I have a rrat as to Sora's true identity. I believe that Sora is actually the constellation Ursa Major (Great Bear) and Ankimo is the constellation Ursa Minor (Little Bear). Proof of this can be found in the name Sora itself, which means sky, Sora also utilizises a number of stars in her model, Sora also being accompanied by a little bear and Sora's oshi mark which literally implies that she is a bear recording artist.

I posit that Sora, as Ursa Major, was bored up there in the heavens watching humans go about their day-to-day lives and came to envy them and their freedoms and thus chose to descend with her eternal companion by her side to partake in that great adventure which is human life.

This means that in her previous life Sora was in fact Callisto (a nymph of Artemis) and Ankimo was her son, Arcas. As major a yab as that may be, it yet provides us with one of the most convincing pieces of evidence as to the voracity of this theory in that the name Callisto meant "the most beautiful" and since we can all agree that Sora is the most beautiful among all vtubers I think that this theory is proven beyond any shadow of a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

The manager formerly know as Umiushi Urara sensed that Tsunderia was a sinking ship and facilitated the creation of Phase Connect so that she could one day jump ship

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>>66954341
>>66950547
fuck it, I'll subscribe to this rrat

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>>66946227
"Nerissa is Orcschizo" was never true but some fag would still parrot it anyway because they want to fulfill their eccentric sexual fantasies >>66970531

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>>66946338
fpbp

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>>66946227
The name "Shishiro Botan" is actually a reference to a VN called "Mashiro Botan"

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>>66949652
statistically this man is you oshi, as he makes up approximately 75% of all youtube channels

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>>66946227
>Mika said she's going to college.
>Pomu said she's enrolling in classes.
>Mika already graduated.
>Pomu is graduating in a couple days.
>Ironmouse is having a concert in Feburary that's school themed.
>Vshojo will use the viewer turnout to announce new talents joining Vshojo.
>They will be Mika and Pomu

To add to this. When Mika had her graduation totsu, Pomu filled her in on a secret.
Most people believe it was Pomu telling Mika she was graduating. But it was more than that. Mika likely "got in" Vshojo before Pomu, then later on Pomu "joined" Vshojo. During some sort of soft onboarding, she was probably told that Mika would also be joining her.
Mika likely hasn't been told that Pomu will be joining yet, and Pomu spilled the beans that she's going to be joining Vshojo with her.
That explains why Mika had such an overwhelming reaction to Pomu's "secret". If Pomu was just telling her that she was graduating, I don't think Mika would have reacted that strongly. But finding out that they'll be together in the near future is something that I believe warrants that kind of reaction.

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>>66946227
Nina will be the death of NijiEN. She saw how Niji handled and treated talents and has coordinated a mass exodus. Even the Clique will leave. All because of the treatment of the terminated talents and the stifling of others.

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>>66967592
>Gura couldn't commit suicide because
because gura can't commit to so much as a tweet.

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Kronii became more confident and comfortable with herself after the summer jp trip because all the jp girls that took part in Holo summer kept on hitting on her. She even scored some dates with them but covered up it was the talents by saying she got staff to go karaoke with her. She also got laid with a few.

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Absolutely none in Hololive is virgin, in fact they all enjoy a healthy and very active sexual life

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>>66947484
t. Tenacious Ogey

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>>66976294
yeah, with me

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>>66975980
Outside of Selen(who I believe will be graduating), I don't think anyone else in Nijisanji is unhappy enough to graduate.
Shu might be the closest after Selen. But everyone else I think likes where they're at.

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>>66946227
holo en girls lost interest in vtubing when they saw their irl fans

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>>66976402
That includes all the Stars and Yagoo

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>>66976788
NTA but deal.

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Yozora Mel was set up as a scapegoat to provide plausible deniability for upper management in Hololive to leak insider info so close friends could profit.

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>>66946227

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>>66976788
no it doesn't, stars is a separate branch, and yagoo isn't a hololive member, he is the CEO of cover

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>>66975842
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>66976788
I am literally all the stars and Yagoo

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>>66946227

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>>66976788
I just want Rio.

[Anonymous No.]

It's about someone you've never heard of

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>>66969264
They broke up years ago about a month before the first dragon model was debuted, and we don't actually know which one kept the character. Mannerisms and taste imply its the guy, but we don't actually know.

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>>66970373
Nah. Read the lyrics to Iiwake Bunny and look at that blue and pink MV.
Pekoras is indirectly admitting she intimidated by pink woman and want fans to commit to her and only her.
Which makes sense because a lot of the pekomiko audience went to Miko after her model upgrade, so Pekora is right to feel threatened.

Not exactly a rrat just an observation.
>Verification not required

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>>66981328
I'd be pretty intimidated by someone who raped me and got away with it too

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>>66946227
Mumei did it.

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There's an ongoing internal power struggle between MiComet and PekoMari.

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>>66947368
That's what he thought too

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>>66975953
not a bad rrat

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>>66949715
Fucking monke

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>>66946227
over the past half year gura developed a crippling fentanyl addiction

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Threads like these are exclusively posted by upper management to discredit anyone who's figured out their plans for the future. Which company can be deduced by the wording and image used in the op, this one being vshojo.

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There's ex-chuubas among the small corpos that run the scene and decide who goes upwards

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>>66946227
Gura was never real. It was me all along! You were all just too drunk to see it. Not as drunk as (hic) me though.

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>>66980743
>Mannerisms and taste
No male can have taste in music that terrible, nor the d-rate switch otomegame addiction.

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>>66976444
Luca is losing women to leech off of and will follow them like the parasite he is. If enough people leave enna will make the decision to chase them and when she goes millie and kyo will be at her heels. Without them, the corp collapses until the entire branch collapses and eventually its just scarle continuing to stream to her audience of 700 wondering why management doesnt reply to her any more.

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>>66946227
even here i can’t escape fligu gigu

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>>66946227
Kronii is trans, (mtf), and has raped most of HoloEN but they can't say anything about it because that would be anti-LGTV and therefore the secret world shadow gayvernment would assassinate them. This is why Kronii has such a deep voice. She is also YAGOO's handler and the real manager of Hololive EN as mandated by the LGTV's.

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>>66946227
The real reason Pomu graduated now is because newcomers Fuwamoco passed her in subs after Pomu ignored the RMs previously, and this made Pomu feel like her channel wasn't going anywhere. Pomu saw the posts on it /here/ or containment leaked on twitter.

The one who makes all the "Look at my cute shark wife" posts is actually Gura. She is a chronic poster on /vt/, and not streaming is due to her motivation being worn down from seeing the state of /vt/ posting about her.

Niji management is actually pleading for Selen to stream, but Selen is refusing. The Niji contract doesn't have much enforcement to make talents stream in a situation like this. Selen knows of the negative public opinion on Niji management and knows her not streaming makes Niji management look worse and worse. She's not streaming for a roundabout way of saying fuck you to the management. Her longterm goal is to manipulate her audience into wanting her to leave Niji so she'll have high viewer retention when she goes back to indie or joins another corpo.

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>>66946227
Gawr Gura was married to Yuzuru Hanyu, a Sendai native famous pro ice skater.
It didn't work out so she's going to Sendai to settle the divorce for good, the whole Sendai Gurarium thing is just a coverup.

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>>66946227
Sora is Yahoo's daughter

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>>66946227
biboo is so good at freestyle rapping because she's secretly Eminem's daughter

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>>66946227
corporate chuubas come to /vt/ to schizopost about their coworkers

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>>66986716
>t. Enna

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>>66981854
Kek

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>>66974532
She very obviously knew that she was going to be terminated when she was planning out her next collabs. Anyone who's a Hololive fan knows that. Look, an anti unicorn who says they're a Hololive fan but knows nothing about Hololive. Also, this whole threads a joke thread, stop taking it seriously and stop seething against your invisible enemy.

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>>66986520
>eminem was a sexpat in Thailand

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penis

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Kronii is fucking Ina on the regular. Kronii mentioned she was now driving distance from Ina on Ina's 2022 Birthday call in. Suddenly Ina's taking a shit ton of breaks because her NEET lifestyle cannot accommodate regular fuckings.

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Nerissa has been a Kiara stan /here/ since /jp/ and was the KFP who posted her tits.

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>>66986716
OP asked for rrats, not facts

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>>66992412
Rrats only, no facts, thanks.

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>>66986716
I hate my genmates. I wish they would graduate.

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>>66975980
Having the Clique in Vshojo would be awful for you guys. I get a lot of people want Niji death, this board is not subtle with it's hate. But you fail to grasp the damage they can achieve when together

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>>66961005
>kronii hates her boobs
so, joining stars?

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Elira is Aradia (Nerissa's sister)

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>>66946227
Gura ate all her siblings in utero

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Kiara's related to the austrian basement grandpa aka "best dad in the world"

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Someone else keeps posting my rrat but never posts it in full so here we go:
>There are two Nijisanji insider leakers.
>The first is the Krisis leaker, which is basically all but confirmed to be Jurard T. Rexford. He found the email Cover sent him when he received the information about the Krisis designs. In hopes of getting out of the contract with Nijisanji, he leaked them to 4chan.
>The other one is Doppio Dropscythe, who told a friend of his about some graduation talk going around. Doppio knew of Nina and Mysta's graduations ahead of time, and was venting to one of his friends about it. Nijisanji management found out and sent him on suspension when Nina's graduation was dropping, and was banned from collabing with this friend.
>Said friend is Machina X Flayon, who posted here about Nina's graduation, since the date did not change. He's the one behind all of the Nijileaks since then, with info he gained from Doppio.

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>>66946227
Mel's termination isn't what it seems. She accidentally found out that Cover is run by the yakuza and she entered the witness protection program to escape Yagoo's assassins.

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>>66995623
This rrats got too much weight to it. Tell me more.

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Gura started streaming on twitch as stinky cat.

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>>66988610
Uh huh fuck off schizo

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>>66946227
Moona is actually pregnant and is on her final trimester. That's why she is on hiatus.

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>>66976444
Honestly, if their numbers are like this right now and they're losing all the people that do cool big events that aren't just party games or vr chat...
They'll be on the cutting board like all of ID is right now.

Also, I think it's pretty cool of bonbon that he responded to the mass id graduation by basically only logging into socials and streaming for collabs with the friends he has left in the company and fucking off.
And I'm still shocked Hana survived having her lewdtuber alt getting discovered right after it started around that start to of id graduations.

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>>66946227
Gura doesn't stream because she's one of Armis managers.

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Not a rrat, just a fact.

If your oshi was a 2view without a job who somehow lived "alone", I got bad news for you.

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for me personally nothing defeats yubigate
listen to it every now and then still, its so obvious and you can hear the yubi being dislodged

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>>67001637
Ah yes, the memories of early days. That bring me memori about first streams of Mori, where some anon enchanced audio so it's easyer to hear Moris braping.

Also I agree yubigate was real!

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>>66946227
Shiori's father was an USA sordier stationed in the Phillipines who had a one night stand with a local, but years later after learning that he had a kid growing in a favela, decided to take them back with him to the USA.

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>>67003419
(me) *soldier. Maybe I AM the ESL.

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>>66946227
Mio is a witch

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>>66946227
Mumei is gonna graduate in a few weeks because of college, she's been hinting at it for a while and her hiatus only fuels my point.

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>>66995623
>Machina & Doppio are actually the same person

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What retarded fucking thread

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>>67003476
We said rrats only

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>>66946997
Spbp

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>>66948717
the power of FAT
>>66949267
>implying she'd have to blackmail anyone to be her slave
shit rrat dayo
>>67004723
that'd be sad, we need more amber eyed vtubers, not fewer

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>>66946227
>Has very few appearances outside of Pomu's channel
>Has a high affinity for mana
>Likes trees
>Hasn't commented on Pomu's graduation
>Doesn't have his own Twitter, only posts through Pomu
>No viewer claims to have ever seen Pomu and Frogbert in the same place at the same time
>Frogbert is always on dial when Pomu's in a pinch
And if you haven't caught on yet...
>During FIX IT FROGBERT when his voice cracked he said "I can't do this voice anymore" and it kind of sounded like Pomu
https://youtu.be/OQlOqMKxQTE?t=7053 [Embed]
>"Returned to nature" at the end of FIX IT FROGBERT

I think Pomu is Frogbert.

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>>67007373
>implying she'd have to blackmail anyone to be her slave
>shit rrat dayo
thats the sad part anon
because of her total sexless cuck fans and Japan in general she is actually convinced that she ISNT pure sex incarnate
she actually thought she had to work to get slaves

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>>66946997
>>66947140
>>66947140
>>66969264
>>66980743
>>66982709
You're all wrong, Zentreya is an older lesbian couple trying to get other Vtubers in on a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Gura's latest memberpost is manager's doing, she won't be streaming for another 6 month

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Gura will stream

[Anonymous No.]

List of notable incidents
>Mumei dropped the "Amber" hint shortly before her debut, she might also be one of the orcschizo posters
>The entirety of Krisis was leaked because the members kept talking about their debuts to their indie friends, resulting in the /vt/ thread. Also, the whole deal with Avrum's contract and the 2%
>Keeping on with niji, there's also the guy who leaked Nina and Mysta's graduation (this one might have been Mysta himself) and the other one who leaked Vox's outfit on the doxxsite
>Axel has leaked his screen once and it showed /mans/ in the favorites tab. Ruze also leaked that he was going to have a battleaxe in one of the threads.
Now here's my rrat.
/vt/ has become the biggest vtuber community in the internet (outside of Japanese boards and sites) and has significantly shaped western vtubing as a whole. Every agency has at least a few talent managers keeping tabs on this place to make sure that nothing is being leaked. All the commentary and drama channels are using this place as a source. Talents are told specifically to not come to this board during their training period.
/vt/ is the third most influential board of this site

[Anonymous No.]

>>66997202
Her genmates said that the time they learned she was going to get terminated was the night before her final stream. Mel decided that her final stream was going to her saying nice things about every Hololive member. This isn't a rrat, it's what actual happened and anyone who actually uses youtube know it. You... you really are just seething that I may have implied VCR was not good content for her. I didn't even say VCR was bad, I said "She tried VCR, but it didn't work out." This is why nobody likes you people

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
since this is a rrat thread
is it just me or is there an increasing amount of millie hate even in normal circles for her rabid boot licking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67009711
>/vt/ has become the biggest vtuber community in the internet (outside of Japanese boards and sites) and has significantly shaped western vtubing as a whole. Every agency has at least a few talent managers keeping tabs on this place to make sure that nothing is being leaked. All the commentary and drama channels are using this place as a source. Talents are told specifically to not come to this board during their training period.
That's not even a rrat. Remember IRyS' manager who nuked his Youtube channel 5 minutes after someone posted the screencaps of their YT channel in /hlgg/? Yea. And those appeared only in one thread, and only here. Not on reddit or anywhere else. They are monitoring the board, and some of the corpos have their own jannies as well.

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>>67010877
>some of the corpos have their own jannies as well
They are all phasekeks and have brown skin

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>>67010877
How many unique IPs visit this board every month? /hlgg/, for example, only averages a couple hundred per thread, so are there really that many lurkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67011049
There's at least one vshojo janny who monitors the board for certain keywords

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Cover and AnyColor are unknowingly employing the same person as a vtuber. They weren't immediately discovered because they are trans and playing a male character in one agency and a female character in the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67011441
A thousand lurkers and a hundred containment breakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
towa is a girl

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>>66946227
Gura wasn't mentally ill or burnt out because of streaming. She was busy trying to find a house, this was around the time she stopped streaming consistently, so because she's been so busy jobhunting to find a house for her and her boyfriend she hasn't been streaming.

She's also been pregnant for a while before that and hasn't been streaming because she's been taking care of her child and doesn't want a Gwelu situation where you can hear it crying on stream in the background.

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>>66975953
The conspiracy theory keeps growing. Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>67014757
We'we known that for a while, and we know the father

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>>67008984
>Zen is 2+ people
I'd honestly believe this
Idk much about their PL and jannies always scrub any message of, but with the rate they chug out content, get new rigs, do IT for everyone else, and organize collabs it's plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>67014173
Meds

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>>66947368
Yes, along with the rest of Hololive EN, but we're talking about Gura now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67004898
>Flayon is Diavolo

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Gura's lack of streams is due to the ADHD medication shortage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66970956
What axel thing?

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I genuinly think the new homos have some sort of ban against talking to the EN girls, they have stayed in their lane way too well, and I know that all male vtubers are sexpests and would therefore never do that of their own volition, so cover probably made it a rule that they can’t collab because of all the controversy it has caused in the past

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>>67020319
I think she was trying to make her fans happy by being perverted, but it came off as flirty. She never did any Holostar collabs, then did a bunch in a row, and that was the last one. Now that I think about it, maybe her sudden shift in content had something to do with her cat dying.

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>>66946227
Kronii and Altare are cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLgSYUQbKHc

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Mori Calliope is an ai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67021611
New viewers are going to be watching her MGS3 playthrough wondering where this occurs, not realizing the original was wiped out because of perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67014757
I like this rrat, because as much as it would suck at least she's happy. It's better than her being deeply depressed, drug addicted, or just deciding to exploit her fans out of sheer loathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66976564
It works both ways kek

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After the success of her first album in 2002, Avril Lavigne signed away her name and likeness rights to her record label, who promptly fired her and replaced her with a double.
The original Avril fell into a deep depression that just got worse the bigger she saw "Avril Lavigne's" success get, but she wasn't allowed to sing publicly anymore without risking a huge lawsuit. That is, until the vtuber trend started, allowing her to try and pursue an entertainment career again without using her own face.
She signed up with Hololive English's second wave under the name Nanashi Mumei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Mumei is on hiatus to let Irys get 1M first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Mel is joining Phase Connect. Look at the belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67021428
Flirty with axel? Sorry if i’m being retarded, i just have no context for this. Although i’m pretty sure the male collab spam started after she was caught playing games with one of them off-stream

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7 months ago Pomu said on a member stream that management didn't allow her to do something that would have been an amazing oppurtunity. She was really depressed.

5 months later, Mori released an MGS song.

Rrat: Pomu was originally offered a chance to do an MGS song but Mori got to instead because niji turned it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>67032703
I don't like how plausible this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946338
big if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>67020499
I mean, it makes fucking sense.
After the business, PR and management disaster that was attempt to unify HololiveEN and HolostarsEN any self-respecting company would take steps against it happening again and one of the simplest and most effective ways to do it seems to be putting wall between both sides.

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Demon chuubas and similarly themed (vampires, necromancers, and anything unholy) are rightfully cursed.
If you are a corpo, stop approving unholy chuubas.
If you are a prospective talent, pick a less damned theme

[Anonymous No.]

Kotoka ratted Mel out

[Anonymous No.]

all interpersonal conflicts in indie and small corpo vtubing relate in an obscure way to the original sins of cyberlive. what is known publicly is only the tip of the iceberg.

[Anonymous No.]

vtubers were created by a marketing firm trying to figure out how to sell outcasts normie things like celebrity gossip

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042887
I think you're onto something. That's why father Fubuki and Sister Marine are so successful. You also have shrine maiden Sakura Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67009711
>Amber
Just compare the writing styles and pay extra attention to the use of spaces around text emotes and punctuation marks. As much as I would love that rrat to be true the writing styles do not match.

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu is graduating to become the new head of the EN branch. The plan is to make her a front facing leader to try and mend all the bad will the branch currently has. Elira accidently leaked it with the career advancement slip of the tongue.

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>>67011441
>only averages a couple hundred per thread
man, /hlgg/ get AT LEAST 3 threads per day for at least 4 YEARS and it's rare if anyone doesn't get autoarchived, shit like this only happen in less than 5 boards in the entire site, you can bet there's at least a thousand of IPs in the span of 3 days at minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>67044435
Literally got so fed up with management she went full "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[Anonymous No.]

>>67023418
An AI would be wiser, more talented and more moral.

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>>66946227

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>>66946227
Sora beat me up behind a Denny's

[Anonymous No.]

>>67010221
the initial post literally mentions "male collab spam", don't try to be slick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
> yagoo raped Mel
> Mel reported to management
> cover blackmailed(regarding her previous sexual harassment) and threatened Mel not to say anything
> "with agreement from the talent to be terminated by the company"
> most members were ordered not to be emotional besides gen 1 or talk about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>67010221
why would she deliberately use her last stream to give her viewers false hope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Zentreya is an A list actress who would be instantly recognized if she used her actual voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>66988610
>against your invisible enemy.
THE INVISIBLE UNICORN WAR ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>66965581
Anything blacker than flare is a debuff.

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>>67032703
> Pomu got offered the MGS song
This is the first rrat in this thread that i actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66949602
I can second this. I am Italian too (northern lombardy) but when I go to the seaside on holiday people think I'm german and say I have a german accent.

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>>67008766
if she's only half as cute as her new avatar then she's already a petite bombshell. and if she has amber eyes IRL I couldn't say no to her either
>>67009376
that's a good one lmao
>>67011441
dunno but there're around 30-40 IPs in the average /999/ thread
>t. one of the regular bakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>67032703
Not that it makes any difference, but it would be depressing if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>66946227
Fuwawa and Mococo are the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66988610
nice fiction, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67055234
She must've been incredibly talented if she's able to make a convincing two-people voice

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>>67009376
You're doing it wrong a rrat has to be at least somewhat plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67056098
That's literally the point of this thread. Your not supposed to take this thread seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67051285
My initial post was an attack against management, but I guess a niji fan like you would never approve of that.

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>>66946227
Pippa will be the last vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66983574
Kronii is gender fluid and is female when speaking japanese or Korean, but male when speaking English