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GRIM

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*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

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>>68709456
So this last week proves that she absorbed the power of the Mario Party curse right? I've never seen her casting high level spells with this frequency before.

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Queen

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REAL DWARF HERE, I SAY LET'S ALL PUT OUR GRUDGES BACK AND JOIN HANDS WITH ELVES!
>WHO'S WITH ME?!

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>>68709530
We love little girls here. Also, Laplus is going to fart on stream if she keeps it on while sleeping...

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>>68709574
the sololive sent her reserves in overdrive, she has to chain cast spells to deplete the excess mana, nothing personal.

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This is now a Hololive/Cunny/Star Rail thread

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>>68709252
The part that gives the "single person" aspect credence is the fact that they got into that situation where all perms requests are on hold. If they had more than one person doing it this wouldn't have happened.

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>>68709574
Actually the whole Selen thing was because Milliemage made a better with Watamage that the Niji mage could tank Selen sub count
>WATAMAGE BTFO!
TELL ME WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!

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>>68709616
Braplus Fartnesss...

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Vtuber with more OPs than streams GO

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>>68709616
>>68709672
An alliance of cunny lovers is the only solution

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>>68709319
if it takes more than a couple of minutes then you're probably not going to find it even if you spend hours on it, but i can't imagine any holos are trying to play no one lives forever 2 or something equally retarded. realistically anything released in the past ~15 years at the very least should be trivial to get perms for if the company still exists. there's always a website or some form social media that takes less than a minute to google.

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>>68709677
That was all a long time ago, though. Most of the complaints people point to Gura or whoever else making are from 2021 and 2022.

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>>68709480
You keep saying that. Do you realize that every time you say something like that, Cover will double down on Homos? Now that you say it, expect HolostarsID soon.

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>>68707350
I swear, ALL the preferential treatment they get, and they still complain constantly about problems that are quite literally non-existent. So many ways they've been helped and they're still completely irrelevant and a leech on everyone. Someone add this special treatment for perms to the image of all the wasted resources COVER continues to throw at this absolute failures. It's fucking asinine. In nearly any other company, they and the resources they waste by simply existing would've been cut off YEARS ago. Tanigo needs to go through a damn reality check and realize that his precious Homos will
>NEVER
>EVER
>NOT IN A THOUSAND YEARS
>EVER BE SUCCESSFUL
But no, he just has to keep holding out for a dream that will never happen. The actual Homos themselves aren't any better at all. Time and time again they complain about things that they're lucky to even have in the first place. Their mostly generic merch? It should be 100% generic merch, because anything else is a waste on resources. Instead of ad-boosting content that would actually matter, like new gen debuts or concerts for Holos, they waste that spending to ad-boost garbage animations for HomoEN. Using resources to help out the girls with matters like their covers and orisongs? Nah, fuck that, let's make 3 (THREE) orisongs for da boyz instead? Why the fuck not? All this special treatment, and they still complain and complain. I have a little newsflash for all the Homos that keep complaining, and it's that in normal businesses such as these, if you fail at making money, you lose your job. Goodbye, lights off, sayonara. The fact that Tanigo keeps babying his "little pet project" like this is a fucking embarassment. Let's not forget completely shafting ID3 in favor of the most shilling a gen has ever gotten, bar HoloX. Hell, maybe even more than HoloX. At least the shilling there led to success. Uproar was one of the most shilled things Cover had ever done, and yet it's also the worst performing gen of all time. Let's also not forget the oh so popular announcement of forcing all Hololive girls to stop their streams so that Uproars 3D debuts can be the only active "HoloPro" streams while they were happening. And they still flopped HARD. Things like HomoEN getting 4 extra members only SIX MONTHS after the branch was launched. Hell, HomoEN as a WHOLE is an embarrassing thing. The fact that JP upper management was out of the loop on EN badly enough to where they let someone who knew NOTHING about what makes a vtuber successful make a branch of males, only because of NijiEN's SEAnigger audience and rampant botting made it seem like that could've been an okay idea. Then the absolute fallout of 2022 on EN, with barely ANYTHING fucking happening come the end of the year because the whole branch was depressed, stressed, and just fucking tired of it being like this. Even now, it's still bad. Making an entire Homo gen out of flips, safe for a literal spicfaggot, one of which being an
>OLLIE NEPOHIRE
Hell, the rrats about a HomoID/SEA being in the works until it got canned, and the three members getting forcibly moved into an "EN" gen, then hiring a spic and calling the job done, they're probably true.

Things like HoloEN taking nearly 2 years for a new gen while the Homos got 2 within 6 months should never have even been on the table as a business. The Holostars brand is a fucking leech. The only way to right it is the finally put it down. For good. No more males, Tanigo. No more wasted resources. No more preferential treatment. No more FUCKING Homos. I could go on about the things COVER has done for this worthless brand, but it'd get to a point of ad nasuem. I'll just say that if Jap can make it up to the highest point one day, the future is going to be a damn good one.

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More bizarre chat activity coming from Phase Connect talent Muyu's stream today. After ~900 people were raided into her stream there was practically zero change in chat activity. I wonder why kind of viewers get raided onto a stream and then never say anything?

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sex with yotsuba

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>>68709734
Here's the thing that Hololive SHOULD do, but HAVEN'T DONE:
>just send a fucker to California with the Company Expense Card and have him fucking get these perms contracts done in person

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>>68709779
we haven't been able to unite the triforce in months

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I still chuckle a bit when I realise that the things Luca did is a hundred times worse than what Zaion or Selen did yet he is going to get off scot free because he is managements darling
Imagine the seethe from Zaion

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>>68709823
>I wonder why kind of viewers get raided onto a stream and then never say anything?
People who don't chat much in the first place, I assume, considering her chat was already low-key before then

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>>68709819
Mucho texto.

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>>68709819
I read all of this

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>>68709800
I can't be bothered to find a timestamp but I'm pretty sure Gura mentioned running in to the perms guy (singular) at the studio when she was in Japan last year in one of her return streams.

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>>68709823
There was though. Its smaller relative to those peaks near the start and end of the stream, but a sudden burst of messages in a sea of silence is indicative of a redirect

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So what is the future of male vtubers now?

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>>68709823
A JP Phase received a raid from EN and was sitting at over 1k people for a while, I checked it out and there was like 4 chatters participating.

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Why are cunny chuuba so popular? Big titty cow girls >>>>
Are vtuber fags mostly pedophile?

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>>68709813
I'm NTA but I've thought and said the same thing for a long time at this point and the Holostars seem to be getting less involved with Hololive and getting more and more (completely reasonable) resource restrictions. so IDK, your theory might be inaccurate.

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>>68709925
Please Im enjoying cunny right now

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>>68709879
Fine then, let me simplify it for you. Fuck Homostars. May God see the day they're shut down for good.

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grim

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>>68709819
based

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>>68709800
An anon in the mans thread said da bois have referred to having a perms guy singular before too, no proof though

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>>68709616
Little girls don't collab with strange men.
That's pedophilia.

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>>68709819
Sorry anon, too much seethe

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>>68710003
Of course Hololive gives them the best. But it seems like there's little interest in them

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>>68709530
Lazy bitch is going to cancel Minecraft tomorrow. Won't stream on Monday because she already has plans. Won't stream on Tuesday because it's her off day. Come back on Valentines to milk her paypigs.

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>>68709819
>Hell, HomoEN as a WHOLE is an embarrassing thing
I still find it fun that homoen almost had the same number of talents as holoen (and it would still be close if dumb and dumber didnt leave)

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>>68709984
ID4...

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>>68709893
Anon, only the second larger column is post-raid. The one 3 minutes before it was before the raid happened... meaning even the "spike" wasn't much of a change of activity.

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>>68709888
I vaguely recall that too
But I think that was back in early 2023 where shit was still absolutely grim, and things might have changed in the year since
Cover may be incompetent, but ignoring the homo boondoggle, they have slowly improved over time

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>>68709819
Based, but way too long.

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>>68710063
I've been holding it in for a long fucking while. When you're forced to deal with homobeggars on a daily basis, you can only go so far until you need to let off some steam.

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https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1756442057009512955/photo/1

cute. hope i could see other JP memebr play this game togheter

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>>68710098

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>>68709672
Did star rail make a girl for (you)?

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>>68710167
My wife

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>>68710098
It seems to me that you don't like her very much. Why do you care if she streams or not? Go watch your suicide-baiting indie instead.

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>>68709819
I'm not nearly as angry about it as I was a year ago just because everything seems to be healing, but you're still right

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>「My Dearest」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZeLM9rx7s
>「DAYBREAK FRONTLINE」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>「名前のない怪物」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

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Would Hololive incline with Genshin and Star Rail buff? What games can’t Holo play because of China other then gachas?

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>>68709951
My theory is extremely accurate

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>>68709734
That's the type of thing that is a gold mine, you could become RICH by setting up the equivalent of a "forwarding agent office" but for perms.
Imagine the value added there
>anon can take a list of 100 games and get perms for all of them in a couple of minutes of research per game plus 10 seconds per email.
I am not kidding, if you are serious that it is that easy you could do the equivalent of what Mythic did for talent agents and become an intermediary for that.
Cover would pay a great deal of money for an office that could do that. I'll say when you say "a couple of minutes" you mean four minutes and fifty seconds, to make an even five minutes per perm.
Times 100 perms request from Shinri, it would only take your office
>500 minutes = a eight hours day
to request all of then.

Again, I am not kidding or being ironic, if you REALLY think it is possible you are sitting in a gold mine there, and not even exclusive to only Hololive.
Kawaii just signed with a MCN for that exact same reason, likely cutting them on a share of their revenue
https://twitter.com/Prodkawaii/status/1749626735795294441
If you really think you could do it then by all means, you're sitting in a gold mine

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>>68710219
>shill art
>get the best fan art
it is that simple

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>>68710112
>>68709893
Probably easier to just use an image.

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>>68710222
The healing is good. But the fact this rot was ever present at all is still a problem.

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>>68709819
That's a long way to say
Total Homo Death

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>>68710108
Thats kind of depressing to think about

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>>68709819
The only thing I can say is that things are improving
Little by little under jao leadership and control
Homos are being slowly strangled to death.

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>>68709819
If they so much as touching a strand of hair on any of the boys, they'll immediately get the black company label

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>>68709560
Reaper!

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>>68710242
>A tiny literally who gen that got zero, zip HololiveEN interaction or clout
Meh, whatever. You don't know how bad things were 1.5 years ago if you think this is somehow worse. I barely even know anything about Armis because they're so uninvolved with Hololive.

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>>68710195
MULTIPLES. Star Rail also have Pippa but hot and Japanese

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>>68710330
that's why you sell the homos to Brave Group and let them do the touching

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>>68710324(me)
Jap*

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>>68709819
It's quite telling how every financial report is the same story for Holostars.
>holostars exists
>please clap
Never anything noteworthy, nothing about their growth in the market, just that they exist. Even Yagoo has admitted that Marine's TikTok stuff has proven to be a more effective method of attracting a female audience. It's purely a passion project.

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>>68710330
There's so many ways to force people out of the company where the company still looks in the right. There's ways to make the ones being forced out feel like they're to blame. It's not as hard as you probably think.

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>>68710390
gayslop impact mogged

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68709819
imagine being so mindbroken by fucking homos kek

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>>68710390
oh i saw this on twitter
she hates gypsies right?
honorary european just like IRyS

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>>68710397
>sell
kek, you surely mean
>pays Brave Group seven mules and three tally golds

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Why are you posting Lyrica?

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>>68710098
You definitely aren't wrong, but it's a moot point to bring up here.

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>>68709819
Giga baused

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>>68710480
she has big tits and her eigo streams are cute

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>>68710421
Hey! Their number grew to 10. 10!

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(・ω・ )

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>>68710390
>cunny
>hate gypsies
ok not every gachaslop is made the same i guess

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Can you really say you love your oshi if you wouldn't kill every poster in her split with no remorse?

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>>68710445
That's black company tactic

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>the sorry state of /mu/
What happened, did all other styles got the boot from the board?

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cute
positive
genius

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>>68710551
Literally every company does that in some way

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>>68710212
I don't like present Fauna, I loved past Fauna.

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>>68710330
People only call you a black company if they care about you.
Nobody stood up for Zaion because she had few fans. Selen was different because she had fans.
Relatively few people care about Holostars.
It'll still never happen because Cover has that pesky culture of taking care of all of their talents, a generally good thing with this one downside.

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>>68710602
>disliking any Fauna
Anon Hate!

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>>68710518
This is true. HolostarsEN outnumbers HoloID, despite existing as a branch for half of the time.

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>>68710574
unironically all hololive originals are better than kpop except for that fifty fifty cupid song

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>>68710574
Kpop fags make a new thread after 300 posts

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>>68710237
When has hoyoslop even been a buff anymore? The only thing Hololive is missing is a good mahjong game.

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>>68710531
(≧▽≦)

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>>68710574
It was never a good board no one over the age of twenty cares about arguing over music taste

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>>68710167
I need more JP LC collabs. I wonder if any of them know about the JP translation mod.

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>>68710541
No you dumb fuck. True love is when you falseflag as sisters and shit on your oshi in an extremely retarded way to destroy the opposite image.

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>>68710574
Kpop fags spamming their general like that is seriously shitty behavior, the rest of the boards should learn from /hlgg/'s example and use them up to completion or expiration

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>>68710711
even before kpoop they liked the gayest shit

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Aki
Azki
Moona
Fauna

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>>68710195
Yes, and she might be the most popular gacha character in the entire world right now at this exact point time
She’s fucking EVERYWHERE, twitter is 98% Firefly art, one of the OST uploads by a fan of their moment together has almost 800k views in just a couple of days (along with millions of views across others), she’s topping a bunch of polls in JP and CN for favorite character

There’s a hoard of 2-3view JP vtuber girls who bawled their eyes out watching their moment and are obsessed with her.

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So out of en 4 homo collabers who do you think was most likely "coerced" into collabing with faggots

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>TODAY RASPBERRY DOESN'T SLIP!
No way they're ganking the bandage dude!

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>>68710222
>>68710324
Well it's healing but Cover still keeps making strategic blunders that end up impacting the girls
Like Advent was pretty successful, but Cover bombed the marketing for Blue Journey and more importantly reGloss, and HLZNTL was an utter disaster
And meanwhile, staff and 3D studio time is a precious resource that's being wasted on homos
I wouldn't mind if Cover wasted money on the homos since clearly Cover is awash with profits, but history has shown that all their efforts trying to prop up the homos negatively affected the holos

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>Not overlapping Homo 3D
Moom and Beebs are nice people unlike FWMC, Gura and IRyS

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>>68710785
Mori

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>4k waiting for doki

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>>68710728
NO
I NEED IMAGE SLOTS TO SPAM PICTURES OF MY HUSBAND KIM CHING SMALLDONG

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>>68710619
>It'll still never happen because Cover has that pesky culture of taking care of all of their talents, a generally good thing with this one downside.
The bad part is that Cover is way too fucking obsessed with throwing the girls to the wolves just for a 100ccv increase for their homos or prioritize their needs. Had they properly segregated them instead of forcing them into Holo events or told the homos "sorry but if our most popular girls can't get studio time, you can't either" then there wouldn't be as many issues.

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>>68710785
Vivi, easily

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if Cover does anything bad to Holostars it will turn away all the female viewers which the company spent so much effort to acquire
So no, Holostars is a loss leader, if you dont know that term go google

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>>68710777
Nice delusion. Sparkle is WAY more popular than that bitch. 2-3view vtubers opinions don’t matter.

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Is Doki on good terms with Altare? Would be interesting if she raided his 3D debut.

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>>68710922
fucking lmao
Gura alone probably has more female viewers than the entire Homo box.

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>>68710805
Wasn't yesterdays raspberry gold lower than that? Empress Erina and her princess, Rie, are very worthy Raspberry contenders. I wouldn't be so sure that the Niji kingdom can ensure victory on the battlefield today.

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>>68710922
>it will turn away all the female viewers
Anon, they don't have any female viewers. Their live viewership is in the low hundreds. Marine waiting room has more female viewers

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>>68710922
>incorrect usage of a business/marketing term
Excellent bait, you almost had me winding up to write a way-too-long post about this

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>>68710922
>*Female audiences*
>Marine female audiences BTFO both HomoJP/EN entire box
Fucking YAWN

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>>68710993
WHOA MAMA

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>>68710421
I suspect the driving force behind homo en 3 was for that blurb. Otherwise they'd have nothing and 2 graduations. The new guys didn't even make up the sub deficit

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>>68710922
Marine being denied a song would have far worse repercussions with the female audience that the faggots getting the boot

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>>68710167
For some reason, this is a red flag for me.

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>>68710922
??????
Why would they give a shit about Holostars when, despite knowing about them, they never watch?

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>>68710445
Make it a subsidiary?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO ROBOTOMOS!
>YOUR PRECIOUS ROBOT GIRL IS MALFUNCTIONING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw3N3U9Ex6k

By "thing" she meant her "oil temperature gauge"

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>>68710777
Give me the quick ruffdown on firefly

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wtf
https://i.imgur.com/IrwPVcq.jpg

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Imagine calling for the termination of an entire branch just because they have cock. You will not harm any of them if you still want to keep your reputation

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>>68710983
Don't think they have outside raids turned on

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>>68710922
IRyS has more female viewers than homos, lmao

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>>68710129
Pretty sure Kiara complained about perms requests being on hold toward the end of the year because the guy was on vacation.

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>>68709734
>the fuck is a permission? The ducks a Cover Corp
>move to rubbish bin

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Do femoids even pay for this stuff? The trust fund/crypto rich whale sending akas every streams seems like it would be a male phenomenon.

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So what is the actual solution to the homos? Obviously Cover would never just outright dissolve so wtf do you actually do about them

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This fag is very obsessed with spamming homocollaber lewds, must be a cuck.

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>>68711139
The fact that they "have cock" is immaterial. People long enough called for the termination of another entire branch
>HoloCN
and they all had clams. It was for the same reason too
>the whole branch was more of a liability than an asset

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>>68711071
That's an AliceSoft fan, you know they have that for Fuwamoco.

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>>68711139
I'm calling for their termination because they're insolent resource gobblers that choose to be problems for the girls and invite the worst human beings on the planet into this sphere.

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>>68711219
Just ignore them

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Anons ITT really never heard of diversifications before. As long as the homos isn’t net negative (They’re not), investors have no reason to ax them.

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>>68711207
there's that one oil barons daughter that has probably propped up the entire jp homo branch by herself

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>>68709819
>>68710003
>>68710087
>NOT
>ENOUGH
>SUPPORT
i don't have the monkey img sorry

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>>68710421
The only thing they can say is that their subs got bigger. Like for the reports they put like 40% sub gain in a year compared to the girls 5% or something. But they left out that it's 5% of like a million compared to 40% because of new members and their actual subs barely moved.

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>>68711139
HOMOSEETHE

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>>68711219
You will support them just like how you support any other branches

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>>68711118
roboji's head is dahty room

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>>68711139
>Just because they have cock
Also because
>They don't benefit the company
>They drain resources that could be used for the girls
>They cause drama intentionally and often
>They attempt to damage the hololive brand for their own benefit by leeching the hololive girls.
>Also they're just plain gross to anyone who is straight, male or female.

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>>68711219
Make holo stars a different company under cover

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>>68711219
what they're doing. Slowly wind down their privileges and get them to something more justifiable/sustainable with their own revenues.
>Few custom merch opportunities, and tied to milestones
>Reduce 3D studio allocation ("Astel, cut it the fuck out, dude")
>No longer featured in Hololive concerts like NYE
>"Hey retard, stop spamming the perms guy"
etc.

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>>68711283
That could easily be proven, one report with revenue per branch and the whole mystery would be unfolded

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https://youtu.be/McKL5PR2F-w
https://youtu.be/McKL5PR2F-w
https://youtu.be/McKL5PR2F-w

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>>68710994
>>68711007
>>68711026
>>68711095
not taling about stars female fans, talking about how the brand name will take a hit and it will become impossible to acquire new female viewer as Cover will be regarded as a sexist company

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>>68710777
>She's fucking EVERYWHERE
You're exaggerating anon. I hadn't seen her.

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60k for doki tonight

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>>68711315
>The only thing they can say is that their subs got bigger.
It didn't. It walked backwards. Dumb and dumber had more subs than all of their newest gen put together meaning the number of subs on their active channels it actually WENT FUCKING BACKWARDS

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>>68709925
The future of males is female

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>>68711219
Proper separation. Homos get their own twitter account, their subreddit becomes their only place to talk about the homos while the holo subreddit becomes holo only. Holopro will only refer to the Hololive branches, make a Stars production to house the homos.

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>>68711400
she only needs like 20k for a cripple gold.

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>>68711364
>talking about how the brand name will take a hit
Anon, women that don't care about Hololive today won't start caring LESS because of anything.

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>>68711127
>Pilot a cool mecha
>Part of a space terrorist group
>Want to live a normal live
>Limited lifespan
Also, my 3view oshi called her cute

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>>68711364
Nigger no one will give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, what'd miss?
Why are we talking about Homos again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711412
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711315
Those fags are still negative YoY because of dumb and dumber

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711502
Found out why the perms requests got limited

[Anonymous No.]

>Dokibird pressing stream start 100k+
>Shitrys's last two outfit reveals with advent raids+ stalling sub 27k kek

[Anonymous No.]

68711476
chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710922
>it will turn away all the female viewers
The popular girls like Suisei and Marine attract 100% more girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711364
The one industry that women are at the top of we just HAVE to spend all our money bringing up men. Real sexist here

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711502
3D debut in a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711472
You were doing so well up until this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711476
CHU~

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711127
Heh, he wants the quick ruffdown huh
I don't have the copypasta on me
>Adorable
>Has incredible VNs on every language, especially EN who hit it out of the park
>Has cute fairy panties
>Gives you her savings to indulge in food
>Takes you on a date across the city and shows you her secret hideout
>Bawls her eyes out talking about her condition and how moments (like with you) are precious to her
>Wants to experience actual living and not die from space aids
>Takes a selfie with (you) to remember the moment together forever
Also just listen to the OST, it's peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0h5yvN-b1Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711139
All it would take is one Holo going to management claiming sexual harassment to get the snowball rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711494
>>68711474
which era are you living retards, dont you know perception is everything nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

So EN Ririka good and JP Ririka bad? Did I get this right

[Anonymous No.]

Hey lewdposter, if you're not a cuck, post Okayu next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711306
I got you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711584
Do we seriously have unironic gachaniggers here

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711627
What from a few hundred twitter trannies that you are apart of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711584
>not die from space aids
Did Jun Maeda write her scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711272
holocel seethe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711606
Imagine letting sexual harrasment happened in your company. Peak black company stuff right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711638
both bad until either does an ear licking ASMR stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711118
i used that line once
It isnt THAT disgusting isnt it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710098
You can just say you miss her like the rest of us anon, it's ok to be vulnerable

[Anonymous No.]

>>68709530
AI is pretty good at stealing now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710098
We love lazy bitches here

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711338
Black company
reminder that Axel said even anyblack had better management. Holocels gonna deflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711733
I agree with this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710825
Mumei would be in that timeslot even if the homo started his stream an hour later.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711364
An outright termination of the branch would probably would do some reputational damage (keeping them around causes damage too).
A more likely scenario is a sort of white peace, where they're kicked out of the company but get to keep their channel/model/ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711816

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

4.8k waiting for doki

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/eZhdgWRC9h0
>1k
I guess it's something for micro corpos.
Is anything tracking Luxiem.. um, 5.0?
First stage pro

[Anonymous No.]

I just bought a new android phone.
The first thing I did was deleting pre-installed Genshin and Star Rail.
Feels good!

[Anonymous No.]

Can holofags stop begging? Gura need to stop leeching from Altare. She couldn’t even get 300 CCV for a Karaoke lmao. Altare got 120k CCV from just Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe a little off topic but how much of mooms situation could be blamed on old management

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711808
The Holostars should graduate en masse and go form their own company. God that would epically own the holocels, just imagine. If they all quit at once and then proved how successful they'd be outside of the stifling atmosphere of Cover corp?
Truly an epic win. They shit-eating unicorn cabal would never live it down.

[Anonymous No.]

People really like to bring up Aloe as an example huh. Something so long ago these people never even experienced it first hand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711865
>LUCIEN LUNARIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68709530
>>68708781
Manipulative whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711863
eh? seems the same as yesterday stream. probably 30k+ but that would be a dissapointment since this is a bigger content than yerday advertising stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710922
The number of fembuds alone represents a big chunk of the Stars' entire fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed Lyrica has a lot more images by kaigai artist than the rest of Regloss, probably more than HoloX too.
She has more pics in general, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711914
This new and got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711887
Mumei is never off topic here. Her troubles probably weren't helped by the complete lack of competence from EN management pre-Jap. I think management is doing the best it can do to support her now

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gachi for fauna, but I think her streaming less is gonna be better for my mental health. This has turned into an obsession and I can't control it

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711994
i wihs more people find Ao sexy
is not fair people find kanata sexy and not Ao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711476
chu

[Anonymous No.]

How long until Doki fucks her career up again because she's a menhera with suicidal tendencies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711914
I'm convinced that everyone bringing up Aloe's situation is a nijinigger who knows it was other nijiniggers who harassed her but is omitting the full truth to make Cover look worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711476
CHU CHU CHU~!

[Anonymous No.]

How would you save your Oshi? Why isn’t she a 100k+ streamer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711476
thats a weird looking mococo

[Anonymous No.]

Sexiest Regloss list
Raden = Ririka > Ao > Hajime >>> Kanade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711364
Even females don't care about the homos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712014
It helps if you can unironically appreciate past Fauna as much as present and future Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712007
Just go search Watame's mighty warrior Helmir, you can find it easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712075
next apex tournament or next time she gets carried to masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711733
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712114
>Holo vs Hol-
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712153
It's not the same at all. Chat interaction is like, half the experience. In love with the person behind the avatar, not the model. I'm too far gone lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711866
>pre-installed Genshin and Star Rail.
anon don't buy huawei or xiaomi phones, winnie the pooh can hear you directly through those

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712014
Well, I can understand that, since I'm too emotionally dependant on that woman myself. Still, I want her to stream as much as possible. I'm too far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68709530
LOLI FAUNA SEGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712075
As a catalogGOD I've never seen any major yabs from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712038
both look like fucking boys neither ao or kanata are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/I10XQhXMuCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711881
this isn't the parallel universe where everything is opposite thread anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710574
Imagine we were still on /jp/ and every time global which would have the combined posts of every split hit 300 it made a new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711967
Ichika was the worst andbelow even fucking Itsuki as a candidate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't holoEN consistently hit 30k+ like doki can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712282
I really hope they let Advent have smols even if they give them 3D fast. I wish they'd let everyone in Hololive have them. They're cute and a great merch item.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710811
Blue Journey sold well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712081
It's cause nijifags muddied the water back in 2020 to make retarded clipfags think that Aloe got harassed for maybe having a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712114
Bump Hajime up and you're golden, chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712349
None of them attempt suicide yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68710574
i will never undertsand why other boards keep making new threads when they reach 300 posts.
inda glad we avoided that culture.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711914
going through that dudes replies is always a trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712008
Come to think of it, it did seem like Omega had it in for her at times. That time she did a members stream brainstorming which songs she could commission backing tracks for karaoke, only to be told afterwards that they were no longer allowed to do that, for example.
>>68712081
They always do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina figma

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711139
The only thing they do for the company is bring in an awful fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712459
P-promise doko?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712430
I mean, Matsuri is a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Biboo, Moom is streaming at this time.
https://youtu.be/CIHT9-JxseE

[Anonymous No.]

unigods

[Anonymous No.]

>>68709530
Loli is always superior
Everything can be made better by transforming it into a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712459
The face looks off. Otherwise, looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712459
we getting wonfes announcements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712396
>inda glad we avoided that culture.
Phasefags infest the catalog with a constant unflux of new generals even for their splits anon, and this has been the case for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712545
Aren't Kanata's thighs TOO erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712459
I hate figmas

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712562
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712238
Just go listen to some ASMR and have a nap
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712503
Can they be called a fanbase? They don't watch streams, They don't buy merch, They don't even play the shit VN. What would you say it is, they do here?

[Anonymous No.]

>no council figures
oof. fulgur was right after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712565
No idea why those vermin are allowed to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ange and toko nendos announced by good smile
https://x.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756473120372961407?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712477
>uses card to hide her face to protect her identity
>card has all her personal identification information
Sasuga kawaii positive genius girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712544
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712692
Ive never wanted an image of Mumei spanking Biboo with a dummy in her mouth more than now

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712539
Even if she was never let them have that unless you want Twitter psychos trying to cancel Hololive again.

[Anonymous No.]

and so another wonfes goes by with absolutely nothing from GSC for Promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712114
anon pretends to be a based statue and bimbo enjoyer so he can hang around and molest your son
the list

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter thread
>Anons crying about homoshitters again
> zero nijinigs in sight
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68711219
Move them all to indonesia

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712771
the eternal shitter gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712668
Lize already has one right? Sanbaka trio will be nice to own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712790

Mori does what she wants and is still the number 1 most sc in en for total supers. I couldn't imagine having an oshi who walks on egg shells her entire career tip toeing around every little thing she does, what a bunch of fake corporate whores, people like irys,mumei and fauna will always live in moris shadow. Paracucks and unicucks are mentally ill and mori makes you squirm. Seethe for me while she gets yet another sponsor and gets all of her projects paid for.
>most supers
>most sponsors
>most outfits
>most projects
>most 3d invites
>most views for en even beating the drugged out shark whore
>umg contract
>doesn't need to spend a penny on her music
> collabs who the fuck she wants to
> only en with a solo live
But hey
>muh males
Squirm
While your fake whore of an oshi is pretending to be your girlfriend for attention. My oshi is actually moving forward with her music career. Paracucks get the rope. Disgusting eceleb holo fucking trash. I despise corporate fucks like fauna who do le epic uuuuuuuuuu but it totally vegan whore behind the scenes and don't even get me started on irys with her fake persona she put on bleeeh. Total eceleb death. You keep doing le gcdgt but just remember they will always live in Moris shadow. This year has been fantastic to see the downfall of people like
>Kiara
I don't have a label like calli
it's probably not much compared to calli
2024 has been a fantastic start for her and I hope it goes even worse for her.
>Gura
2 years and counting that air bnb made me so happy
>mumei
Getting sick and fucking off whilst being a whore.
Now she on hiatus LMAOOOOOOOO I remember that pic. Hoocucks seething now
>fauna
Blantely lying to her fans and not giving a single fuck while putting on the most pathetic fake persona I have ever seen
>kronii
Winner winner chicken dinner
>ame
Lol lmao kek I remember at debut where condomates would tick tock post about subs and hours streamed. Look who's laughing now
>irys
Total cumrystocrat death especially that fes moment. They never lived it down and now irys is husk of her former self losing her vsinger status and got stuffed into a pity group where she doesn't belong and fucked her throat permanently
>ina
What happend to stable octopus? Even her rm has totally crashed and burned. Advent took her viewers and now she hardly even streams let alone does projects.
>Nerissa
Having to rely on covers because your inept is hilarious and she knows she'll never come close to moris success.
>fwmc
>please sub to our 76 viewer patreon, we want our idol career off the ground after 10 years
These ironic weebs still living in Canada in hilarious and now they are stuck being children entertainers dangling keys in front of the faces of man children. Leech dogs leeching now
>biboo
Used mori to leech in her audition and leeched off mori in her first collab. Has absolutely 0 talent besides le zoomer and has 0 aspirations in life
>shiori
Ding ding ding round number 4 for her trying to get a career off the ground? Not even 10 months and she's joined kiara as the runt of en
>bae
I have nothing to say about bae she's the only ok one who doesn't attempt to walk on egg shells and act like a virtual prostitute like kiara or fwmc.
>b-b-but she doesn't collab with males
Lol lmao kek what's does that do for your career when your still a shitter with no talent in the first place. All in all seethe corpo trash.

YOU RETARDS MADE HER A MILLIONAIRE AND YOU'RE STILL SQUIRMING. holofags are such low iq. Come on do something or are you cucks gonna sit in the corpo corner and cry again while she spits In your face. The dopamine rush I get from you people is oh so delicious. Come on send her another supers you tards.

Until I see the ironic weeb dog fuckers doing something like pic related I won you lost. Total dogfucker death, you can ignore the males all you want but you can't ignore having no aspirations or talent. HOLOFAG SEETHE those dogs really are compete trash aren't they especially having such a shit rm career for over 10 years and doing fuck all. Well when you look like you've been ran over by a steam roller I don't blame em.

READ THIS AND SQUIRM HOLOFAGS MORI MAKES YOU CORPOHOLOKEKS A LIVING HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712613
They're "fans" of Holostars and exist on social media talking about how they're fans and how other people aren't as good as them or their boiz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712815
Funny way of saying the Golden Gen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712544
Moom will bend the knee and raid Biboo when she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712477
>Ririka when applying for VCR orgy participation

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712771
No, but for real though, why don't they get cool figures like Myth does?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712857
>golden gen
>can't even beat a single indie

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712613
They're fans of the 'concept' of being Holostar fans.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756473404725821770

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas just went through some of Helmite replies and while he is fighting the good fight I think he might need to take a break it cant be good for ones health going against sisters all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712847
HOMOSEETHE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712977
PROMISE DOKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712977
imagine wasting resources on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712904
They're all bottom of the barrel shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712979
You never know. He might be replying to all this shit while watching VODs and streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712904
Nobody cosplays Promise mems at Comiket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712904
Cover doesn't promote them. holoX gets everything instead

[Anonymous No.]

>Another cancelled stream
Alright then

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712959
Maybe if Kronii stopped suicide baiting and actually did it Promise would be more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712847
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712977
wonder if that hagfriend will sign it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713007
Mori makes you seethe and that's all that matters. Can't wait for fes and collabs as she make your entertainment worse

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712847
Forgot your image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712979
Im curious as to what he does for a living to be able to do that on the daily and support his oshi. Is he already loaded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713055
HoloX has amazing designs for merch, I don't blame Cover for pushing them so much (mainly Laplus).

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713055
HoloX needs all the help it can get after that travesty of a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713056
it was a watchalong, so its not the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713073
>gigamogged by doki
Why would a shitter like mori make me seethe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712948
what was the holster for again?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713056
They're doing things. Gura has been saying she's been in a lot of important meetings lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713161
My cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
Only if Ado shows up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

almost 6k waiting for doki

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to NijiEN family? Why only friends?
https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1756474724614599056

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713180
Probably fes related, it cant be helped I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713118
I do blame Cover for letting the troon have full Control over the EN branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
anyone streaming over this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68709530
Im sad that my oshi is missing a fingernail....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>seething about Promise
>Inciting holovholo
>Pissing all over the threads
>Seething that tempiss shitters are getting 3D before Cuxiem
What mindbroke the nijinig now. Thread quality status? Bargain bin because no one here is doing their reporting reps. It's over. /#/ is dying? No, numbers is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713010
So, what's the lore of her dog?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713341
She shoudlve won the competition

[Anonymous No.]

Laplus has like 4 figures now, how many do the other HoloX members have? I never see them get posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
I'll tweet about it and try to catch a clip later. I'm pretty busy with napping and shilling them on reddit and twitter. I don't really have time for streams. Maybe if he's still on after. Bae Karaoke, Fuwamoco Rockin Rawr Party, Mumei, Biboo, and I finish living a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713318
She's missing a whole finger segment on the other hand. That's what you get with AI slop.

[Anonymous No.]

Moom has almost as many people in waiting room as FWMC. Pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713380
>valentines day special
Good girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
Immolating myself is a better use of my time than watching this utter faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Phase absorbing Niji fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713286
Was he even actually part of the family? Selen wasn’t, and we all know how that turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713372
>Niji
Nice work agents. Nijisanji took the fall as expected

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, enough holoENshitter talk. Doki is going to start in 20 minutes. Take it to the small corpo thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68712977
>selling black company goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713380
Unofficial 3D? Whats that about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713309
Fuwamoco probably. If they go over an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
I'll be taking a nap until Mumei starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713382
what competition? Mori's RIP remix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713380
>public watchalongs
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713372
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA
SEKUHARA
>SEKUHARA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713477
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713118
I mean, I did buy this one and her nendroid and I don't even watch her
But I would also buy a 1/7 of Kronii if it ever comes out, bless wada

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713192
off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713429
>he
who? the skinwalker manager-san tweeting on his account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713380
Is it me or has Advent kept the weekly full gen collabs going a lot, lot longer than any prior EN gen?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Location
>Cover studio, meeting room
Date
>Some undisclosed day, February 2024
Setting
>Tanigo meeting with HoloX
Participants
>Tanigo, A-Chan, all of the HoloX girls

TANIGO:
>I called all of you girls here to congratulate you for another impressive year!
>The third year is starting and your KPIs are among the best of the compa-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(Tanigo gets interrupted by the ringtone of a Android phone)

TANIGO:
>...c-company! Koyori, in particular, she had a great year!
>Hitsuji-san, aren't you glad you took the call back in 2021?
>Have you chose your one million subs wish yet?
>Remember, it can be ANYTHING!

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>Y-Yeah, best decision of my lif-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(again the same Android ringtone)

A-CHAN
>Girls, as a reminder, if you bring your personal phones to a meeting please put it in silence!
>Your work phones are all iPhones, and that's clearly an Android ringtone

HITSUJI-KOYORI (thinking)
>I wonder which one of the girls screwed up, I bet it was Iroha, she's air heade-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
(phone rings again, and vibrates right inside Koyori's purse)

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>MASAKA! This can only be a prank, someone slip a phone in my purse.
>Hahaha, Laplus, you bitch!
>I'll get you next tim-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**BRRRRRRR**

>All eyes are on Hitsuji-Koyori now.
>Tanigo expression went from happy to discontented
>The other girls are holding their laughter and so is A-Chan

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**

>Hitsuji-Koyori fiddles with her purse, opens it
>The phone is a SONY XPERIA ANDROID
>The visor shows a single name
>YOUR AGENT

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**BRRRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRRRRRRR**

>All faces are fuzzy now, the room is fading out slowly

HITSUJI-KOYORI (screaming mutely)
>NO! IT CAN'T BE!
>MY ONE MILLION WISH!
>I NEVER GOT TO MAKE MY ONE MILLION SUBS WISH!

(Hitsuji-san eyes slowly open)
>She looks at her bedsite table, it's a quarter past nine
>She takes her VERSEn issued Sony Xperia Android phone and takes the call

VOICE ON THE PHONE
>MOSHI MOSHI HISUJI-SAN
>IT'S ME, YOUR AGENT!

Written by Junji Ito
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Executive Producer: Larry David

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713286
Elira doko? Rosemi doko? Petra doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713544
Will probably stop being a frequent thing after their debut anniversaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713564
>only 2.4k
GRIM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any doki LNY numbers predictions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713462
I think she made another 3D background like what she did for the Shrine stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713664
50k

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713505
Well, she won since that contest got her a bunch of EOP fans which kept supporting her and eventually crowdfunded a 3D model for her (which is fantastic). Riri also won by getting contracted by Cover to write some songs for Blue Journey and Yamato Fantasia.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713572
Oscar worthy. Brought a tear to my eye. 10/10 Must watch flick of the season

[Anonymous No.]

>no yabs today
is it finally over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68713757
we're in the eye of the yabicane

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>>68713564
>2.4k
>Super buff stream
I don’t know who she is but she need to be terminated

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>>68713664
30k or less

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>>68713757
Does the homo thing count? Mini-yab?

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>>68713572
Terrifying

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>>68713372

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>>68713757
>>68713780
Kek. We’ll probably have a second suicide tomorrow

>>68713812
Yes…

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>>68713422
No they just raid very aggressively now.

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>>68713572
>Junji Ito
>Sony Xperia

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>>68713572
>Written by Junji Ito
>Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>Executive Producer: Larry David
Add Hideo Kojima and that would produce such raw solid and unfiltered Kino that no man could even consume it without their minds just exploding before the first 15 minutes of the movie

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>>68713667
Ohh. More unity stuff? She really likes doing that stuff

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So how much of a meltdown is the fag going to have when no one acknowledges his shit post in 10 minutes?

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toko and ange nendoroids announcement, now all sanbaka have it

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>There are Schizos in this thread who type their schizo posts in advance, stockpile them in some note pastebin, and then flood the threads with walls of text mentally ill autism fuelled posts
It's over. Graphs doko... data doko... /#/ truly is a dying thread huh? Owari Da. Numbers is dead.

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6.7k waiting for doki

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I cant anymore.

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Holokeks once again missing out. HoloEN losing mindchair.

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>>68714026
How long ago did Lize get hers?

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>>68713971
seinfeld sucks but curb your enthusiasm is great

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>>68714095
>1000 bucks
That's 5 hours of work for me

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>>68714058

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Holy shit, look at this betrayal for raspberry gold. Also, Phasefags, this is normally what a chat graph looks like after a raid. This is what actual human people do after they raid. Not your fucking viewfarmed potemkin audience.

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>>68714058
Just wait till June to August. Buff stream everyday to keep the hype going. # alway heal afterward

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>>68714095
>not a single Niji, Phase or Vshojo there
>still makes it about Hololive
You need to be studied.

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>>68714058

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It's boring when Dokibird gets serious.

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>>68714104
maybe 4-5 months or so ago? it was relatively recent

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slow day?

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>>68714095
I can't name a single one of those vtubers.

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>7k waiting for doki
uh, less than yesterday. could reach 30k still but obviously a downtrend given the content

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>>68714095
>A bunch of literal whos
>missing out

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yawn its boring when doki gets serious

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>>68714095
Who? lol.

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>>68710922
Female viewers watch the girls, only gay men watch the homos

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>>68714095
>game supss
till this day i still think that product is a scam.

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>>68714058
>pastebin
>text files
weak ass and unispired schizos
I make my schizoposts on the fly

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>>68714095
who*19

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>>68713637
AAAAAAAAAAH SHUBAS STAINED PANTSU SMELL DIRECTLY IN MY BRAIN

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>>68714347
she delayed for 30min.
probably to let more people get in, i do wonder if the channel is still on the shadow realm

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Why can’t I member to Doki? is this an IOS problem?

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>>68714344
The only ones i recognize are the porky jew and the big one on the left. One of the ones that left as a group from Kawaii

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>>68714423
It's just overpriced drink mix

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>>68714095
>Traitorous whores
hope this event crashes and burns.

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>>68714494
her numberfag brain is going to snap once the drama tourists are gone

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># actually doing a good job ignoring the retard
Are we learning?

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>>68714095
which one is the gurakiller

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>>68714496
You should never member or superchat through iOS since you pay more due to the Apple surcharge.

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>>68714571
maybe
I think it's just that our usual gluttonous baitbiters are busy celebrating lny

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>>68714593
you should use "doki killer" now. the shark isn't the top EN vtuber any more.

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>>68714528
KEK. Ohh. I remember this

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>>68714494
just for people to be aware waiting room was sub 8k before the initial time was moved.
less than gurame yesterday.

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>>68714095
Amazing, i dont know anyone from this.

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>Drag Holo in unprompted
Yawn

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>>68714095
The only person I recognize out of this entire line up is one of the idol girls.

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>>68714652
Is everyone out celebrating? Thread is pretty dead for these hours

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>>68714095
>vdere
they are going to steal that reward monwy.

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>>68714786
Probably, we've been kinda dead since late last night

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>>68714786
Thats a good thing