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How would he handle it?

>> No.68927282

>>68927152
free titfucks for everyone to absolve her deeds

>> No.68927346

>I got Kim's make up kit here, let's make your eye look black. Now repeat these words: "Management made me do it"

>> No.68927434

>>68927152
plead your case here >>68908473

>> No.68928717

>>68927282
paizuri will not suffice. i demand anal. with vox.

>> No.68929291

>>68927346
kek

>> No.68929830

>>68927152
Expect us to do your legal work for you pro bono, Enikara?

>> No.68929974

>>68927152
he would not take such a dead in the water case

>> No.68930171
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68930171

>>68927282
Sounds like a reasonable deal

>> No.68930313

>>68930171
i'm not gonna lie, until all this shit kicked off, i thought blue headwings was an alt outfit for Selen

but now she's being tagged as Selen's bully so i'm starting to suspect they're separate chuubas

>> No.68930412

>>68930313
no you are correct.
Selen is schizophrenic but we all accepted her multiple personalities as real.

>> No.68931478

>>68927152
>Saul: You have been working at Nijisanji for 3 years, is that correct?
>Selen: Yeah
>Saul: That's a long tenure. Nothing wrong with a hardworking vtuber.
>Saul: You were bullied for months while employed in Nijisanji?
>Selen: Yeah
>Saul: And no one else saw this?
>Selen: No
>Saul: And the office cameras were down at the time so no one else saw these cases?
>Selen: It happened online. I have recei--
>Saul: According to your testimony, you feel confident you can identify the bully?
>Selen: I can. Absolutely. That's her, Millie *points at Mel wearing a witch's hat*
>Saul: Are you sure that's the person? There's no doubt in your mind? Take your time.
>Selen: I don't need time, that's her.
>Saul: Would you be surprised to know that the person you just pointed to is not the defendant?
>Selen: What?
>Saul: My client is at the back of the room. Miss Millie would you please stand up?
>Saul: The person you ID'ed is named Yozora Mel, she's a former Hololive employee. She has a good alibi at the time of your bullying.
>court goes to shit, mistrial

>> No.68931841

>>68931478
>*points at Mel wearing a witch's hat*
kek

>> No.68932386

>>68931478
Mel...

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