The Shiori Novella - Chapter 8, Page 645

[Anonymous No.]

Those with talent who aren't aware of themselves cause pain for those who have none.

Previous Page: >>69011715

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

I'm Terry-fied Now【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5fTJXNL9I&t=5093s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
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[Anonymous No.]

Shiori loves me and me alone

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>>69024272
I love you too and even more

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>>69024272
Are (you) korean and blonde by any chance?

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>>69024355
no I'm fat and ugly but she loves me anyway

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SHIORI A CUTE

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Thanks for ruining everything Shiori.

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Why are Shiggers so needy? Always having a melty when Shiori doesn't do what they want.....

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I'm melting grrrrr

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Six months are up, she's built a fanbase, she doesn't need to pander anymore, she can just become lazy like the other EN gens have.

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>>69024452
Well, hopefully you at least don't have a beard.

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Well I had fun today, both on the stream and the threads

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>>69024582
I can't even grow a beard so I'm okay.

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Ok so i checked the doxxsite (Don't feel about about me, I did it to myself) And for some reason they're still two streams behind with their melties. So I'm sorry to say it, but it really is some of (you) guys.

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>>69024690
OF COURSE IT IS, NOT EVERYONE IS A SISTER

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>>69024355
I'm blonde and a former classmate of mine lives in a castle, i.e. I'm basically a European aristocrat. Surely that's close enough to a real life MeatTree to get a Shiori gf, r-right...?

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>>69024690
There is no raids
There is no tourists
There is no sisters
Only each other

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>>69024690
Well anon, that site has been going down consistently since the big Niji Yab. They cant really post much there so they flood here

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>>69024690
>Some of the criticism is from actual fans
Woah, shocking

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>>69024928
Cope. The difference between shigger's melty and sister's raid is obvious and you're disingenuous for equating the two.

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None of you really love her. You only her a mental image you have of her.

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>>69024690
Thread reps

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>>69024508
I missed the joke why are we angry

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>>69025156
>she loves her own mental imagery of meatree
>i love my own mental imagery of shiori
like oshi like fanbase...

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It's genuine that Shiori won't attempt to sell an unattainable dream.

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>>69025156
>I can't love Shiori because I love my mental image of her instead
>She can't love Dimitri because she loves her mental image of him instead
WE ARE

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>>69025090
Proof?

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The pain will only end when she drives the rest or her fanbase away after a couple more trips. And only the strongest novellite shall survive (That one being me of course).

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>>69025206
It's Valentine's day in Nippon and she didn't kiss me in particular

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>>69024690
I know at the very least, that site is where the schizo obsessed with the two specific namefags comes from since they make the same exact posts there.

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>>69025368
I still find it funny he finally snapped and sperged out here two days ago lol

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>>69025292
If this was an actual sister raid they'd already have mentioned K***** or the 4 B******

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>>69025156
I mean, corporate owned vtubers are portrayed in a certain way. I doubt Shiori is exactly like how she is in streams as she is in real life. If I had to be generous I'd say "Shiori" is a exaggerated version of how she is truly.
Cover only wants us to see these characters in certain way she probably has to stick to.
I still am madly in love with her, like I have an actual crush on her. It's embarrassing but we're married so it's okay

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>>69025313
No anon
I WILL BE THE LAST NOVELKNIGHT

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>>69025460

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>>69025460
Now you're just making up names

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Shiori hates us and thinks we're pathetic. In her mind, Novelite stands for novel + mite.

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>>69025460
>>69025626

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>>69025626
>deleted instantly
kek

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>>69025428
How do you even watch vtubers and cope like this? Vtubers would be boring as sin if you didn't factor the game in.

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>>69025794
Yeah vtubers are but not Shiori

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I feel like I'm the only one who wouldn't be opposed to the otome game collection stream.

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>>69025794
NTA but i miss when Vtubers were actual Vtubers and not Vstreamers.
The golden age of Kizuna AI will never return.

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>>69025794
Someone post the Wawa Elden Ring image and the Gollum cooking edit at this anon for me, I'm phone posting from work rn

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>>69025898
You should be.

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I knew it. You all hate her.

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>>69025898
Nah, I'd be fine with it, too.

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>>69026107
Never doubt my hatred for her.

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Good night shiggers. Don't melty too hard
I love her lots and I miss her already

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>>69025898
I don't care, I only watch Shiori for her voice so whatever it is on the screen don't matter

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The fact that people /here/ can have this "discussion" today, tomorrow, next week, next month or next year, regardless of what milestone she's achieved only highlight how linear everything in this board has become. And this a knock against (you) AND Shiori, I'm playing true neutral here.

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>>69025898
Opposed is a strong word. I wouldn't care for it. Visual novels and everything related to them are just not good content. I've seen dozens of vtubers try and none of them made it work. And yeah, I would watch grass grow (actually did once since she thought that it was a funny idea) for my oshi but I'd rather have interesting streams too, you know.

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>>69026107
The fanbase reflects the chuuba.

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>>69026170
Goodnight, sleep well.

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>>69026170
Sweet dreams

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Goodnight bros I love Shiorin

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>>69025898
Otome game collab

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Shiori you are supposed to be lovey-dovey today...

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>>69025898
Because you're an unironic cuck.
Kill yourself for pretending to care to get in Shiori's good books.

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>>69026300
She was though

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I think it's time some of you admit you're getting bored of Shiori and leave. You were supposed to get filtered during her break and yet you're still here making the thread unfun for everyone who still likes her.

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I'm suffering and it's the novelites' fault.

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>>69026385
This desu

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It's funny thinking back on our first date. We were obviously nervous. She was so cute despite how shy she was at first. Still ditsy, of course. I definitely was just as shy, if not more though.
But it makes me so happy to know how much more comfortable we've grown with each other. Spending time with her feels like second nature at this point. Truly my better half. I love my wife.

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>>69026460
Good morning

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>>69025794
simple. I enjoy her tangents, her reactions, and her voice. if the game is dogshit, I'll just listen to the stream in the background while doing something else. we had two weeks of twitter spaces and those were some of the best streams shes had.

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>>69026300
Don't worry, she'll like/retweet that fanart of her getting groped by the meat tree.

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>>69026363
But that's what the *real* Shiori wants though.

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>>69026385
Her CCV is terrible as is, you want her to suffer more?

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>>69026506
What the hell? Source?

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>>69026576
I don't care about numbers.

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Unironically what the fuck is happening with this thread? Is this just melty over no kiss or did some info leak or something?

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>>69026589
https://twitter.com/nkmmktwt/status/1757628403631726716

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>>69026385
Okay, thread police. I'll leave now, mr. orbiter.

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Screw the melty, this was just like the twitter spaces to me but with some visuals this time.

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>>69026576
>caring about numbers
Go away chimp.

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>>69026800
>She didn't kiss on the spaces either
Maybe you're onto something.

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>>69026754
There's some "funposters" who have started making it a habit to make the thread have a melty after every single stream now.

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>>69026776
Novelites.... We are not beating the allegations.....

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I wish we lived in a world where women were good people and not women

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>>69026905
>fun posters are as equally annoying as sisters
wow, shocker

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Soundpost anon left us...

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>>69026643
>>69026826
(Not that anon) You don't care about numbers and Shiori doesn't care about numbers. But I'm sure Cover does. It's why they do yearly reports talking about the success of their branches. And the fact that Shiori is the only Advent that hasn't reached 500K subscribers, and won't even do it until a couple of months from now is just not good no matter how you look at it.

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>>69027377
>Shiori graduates
>goes back to PL
>purely unfiltered tangents
>gets to do her tour videos without worrying perms
>all money donated to her goes straight to her
I'm fine with that outcome. I don't care what she looks like, I love Shiori

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Shiori is a man with a voice changer and her irl name is Booque Màrc

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>>69026300
You didn't notice?

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>>69027471
Best ending honestly
I get the feeling she misses her previous creative freedom

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>>69027377
Tell me how any of this matters when ID exists, half of JP exists and aren't grilled for their numbers.

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>>69027356
Good.

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>>69027597
Her real name is actual Kim Dah Lee. It came to me in a dream.

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>>69027471
yeah, right

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>>69027471
yeah I'm sure she'd be totally fine
lmao

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Shiori's real last name is mine. If you know me then that's what it is. We share the same last name because we are married

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>>69027377

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>>69027471
I love Pending too!

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>>69027666
Don't reply to the numbermonkey, just let him wander back to his cage.

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I blame iroihs poster for this shit
It starts from him

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>>69002587
Well?

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>>69027471
>>69027643
Faggot

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>>69027818
Why wouldn't she be? Unironically what would we miss out on?

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>>69027912
It's not Page 10.

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https://files.catbox.moe/oz4fam.webm
https://streamable.com/oqxgt4

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>>69027885
Right, I should remember that Shiori is not in a black company that would grill her for less. Silly me for entertaining a chimp.

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>>69027933
Kisses or any sort of GFE since we know from her PL she hates that shit.

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>>69027471
Finally... She can finally shill her friends without repercussions... She can finally be *real*...

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>>69027965
https://files.catbox.moe/sekkuu.webm
https://streamable.com/x9biln

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Since the shitposters are here we should talk about wood dating methods

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>>69028003
>she hates that shit.
then why root for her to do stuff she hates? Don't you want her to be happy?

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>>69027885
I don't care about numbers, but distinctly remember one time before Shiori's 1st break when Rissa begged chat to help Shiori get to 500K since she was the only Advent girl yet to.do it. Guess they didn't listen to her...

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>>69028053
https://files.catbox.moe/dt41of.webm
https://streamable.com/0e2ycg

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Shiori should at least kiss us today

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>>69028114
https://files.catbox.moe/w66onu.webm
https://streamable.com/ts4mlv

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>>69028080
It was 400k.

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>>69028079
It's because
https://youtu.be/krN_RQWQbqI?t=9826

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>>69028068
Why would you date wood?

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>>69027356
>>69027674
Why do sisters want the shiorium archive gone so badly? A constant source of pleasantness during her off days? Very curious.

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>>69028184
https://files.catbox.moe/7ba2xs.webm
https://streamable.com/eh25rs

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>>69028271
https://files.catbox.moe/i9z2sv.webm
https://streamable.com/iko6lh

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https://streamable.com/ofyjvj
People here really believe shiori would willingly return to 2 view hell?

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>>69028235
I dunno, ask Shiori since she's married to my dick

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>>69028336
https://files.catbox.moe/mnet7a.webm
https://streamable.com/7up171

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>>69028003
>since we know from her PL she hates that shit.
Perhaps in your made-up assessment of her in an attempt to stir shit, sisters.
Literally nothing had changed and a fansa ending interaction doesn't change shit. She's always been doing the gfe things that matter like watching stuff with chat, linking them the things she's looking at while shopping, asking for opinions on stuff and just having fun in general.
t. PL watcher.

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>>69028398
https://files.catbox.moe/8madza.webm
https://streamable.com/4tblpc

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>>69028476
https://files.catbox.moe/qpawqj.webm
https://streamable.com/53tebx

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>>69028339
Damn, I'm surprised she even jumped on this ship. Wonder if the promise of a big paycheck changed it or she just got over the burn out. Hoping she's happy with the outcome now or her future she can do the stuff she likes

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>>69028339
With the amount of breaks she takes she doesn't have to "return" to anything. She'll bring the 2view hell to her (In the form of 3view because the blue dorito preven[ts her from going any lower)

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>>69028546
https://files.catbox.moe/ahv9o7.webm
https://streamable.com/qab412

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>>69028616
https://files.catbox.moe/urvvqs.webm
https://streamable.com/6izxge

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>>69028686
>>69007133
Was this the one?

https://files.catbox.moe/6m3t1k.webm
https://streamable.com/ul9nit

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>It was a number monkey all along
Not that I needed confirmation but, easy ignore now, kek.

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Did she manage to go to sleep at 2AM though?

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>>69028765
https://files.catbox.moe/v0m66g.webm
https://streamable.com/h0eubr

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>>69028834
https://files.catbox.moe/3k3m4f.webm
https://streamable.com/f7ko0o

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>>69028886
*kicks the chair away from her*

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>>69028904
https://files.catbox.moe/u5gziu.webm
https://streamable.com/9zuwtm

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good night

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>>69028980
https://files.catbox.moe/70jrcp.webm
https://streamable.com/q9pqit

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>>69027597
>>69027693
Do your reps, she's actually a greek gymbro.

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>>69029059
https://files.catbox.moe/0c6wbl.webm
https://streamable.com/8nh5fo

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>>69028948

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>>69029135
https://files.catbox.moe/bdt2vz.webm
https://streamable.com/ynremj

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>>69029199
https://files.catbox.moe/ajv99z.webm
https://streamable.com/an5uwm

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Shiori makes me feel like a loser

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Gin no Ishi, Inevitable Struggle, Blue Destination or Unmitigated Evil?

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>>69029278
https://files.catbox.moe/fcw9vk.webm
https://streamable.com/od4wip

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>>69029320
Whoops, wrong thread. Ignore.

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>>69029091
Apostolosiori Apostolopoulosvella... no wonder (s)he's into twinks...

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>>69029183

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>>69029334
And that's it from me. Happy Valentine's Day everyone. Want to hear a funny joke? Then archive I spent 7 hours slowly uploading to, in an attempt to circumvent the automatic spam filter has 404'd. However, the earlier two attempts are online once more. They love bullying me. So whatever, take your pick, I'll update all three. But the initial archive has been dead ended. So as a reminder, those links are below. Have a good night and if there are any requests I'll do them. Otherwise, archived.

https://rentry.org/shioriumarchive
https://rentry.org/shiorium-archive
https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive

https://files.catbox.moe/0wo072.webm
https://streamable.com/8oa0jx

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>>69029544
Have a good night archive anon. You're doing work that no one else could.

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>>69029544
Thanks anon

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>>69029320
Sophisticated Fight.

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>>69029544
thanks soundpost anon

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I rewatched the trailer and this is what sets off her pet peeve? My oshi is such a grammar nazi

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>>69029837
Getting Over the Barrier is better and I'm NTA.
>>69029320
Unmitigated Evil from this list of 4.

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>>69029921

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>>69029320
Ice Ridge of Noltia or Valestein Castle.

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>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j_1Z3TiGVg

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>>69029544
Thank you for your hard work, soundpost anon

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Looks cute
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1757600561732395399

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i still dk why numbermonkey shigger tries so hard to push her up in that monkey thread when they only worship the godliest of numbers and just bringing in shitposters into the thread

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>>69030512
The badges remind me of boy/girl scout badges, I like it

[Anonymous No.]

She called her streams dates during her debut. She said she wants to do a lot more dates with us. When is the second one coming?

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>>69031093
Never.

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>>69031093
Kek. I remember how cringe that was. Probably feeling pressured from the goth girlfriend expectations. The way she repeats 'fixing her' sounded so awkward. Can't wait for her debut watchalong on anniversary.

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>>69031093
Right after the next story reading stream, of course.

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>>69031227
I’m glad she grew out of that quickly. The internets obsession with a goth gf is superficial and cringe af.

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>>69031093
Every stream with Shiori is a date.

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She got kinda featured in an article. Pretty sure it won't invite any new blood though.

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>>69031789
My girl

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>>69031789
Fairly eclectic selection, I wonder what determined who made it in or if it was truly random.

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>>69031789
Such a random list

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>>69031789
I miss that bitch

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>>69032023
You and me both.

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>>69031093
Yeah, I guess I am the only anon who thinks that Shiori stream is basically a date in her room listening to her or watch her play games.

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I'm in hell

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>>69031789
>Ame, Dark Ame, and Green Ame
Ame

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>>69032927
Plus two moons

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>>69032927
It's Green Lamy.

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>>69033039
No it's my mom

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>>69033039
Shiori+Lamycouncil stream when?

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>>69033125
I don't think Lamy knows Shiori exists, bro...

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>>69032643
I've been listening to this on repeat for the last 10 minutes and I'm so calm. I love her.

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>>69033125
is Shiori an Oreo Lamy

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>>69033178
>>69033267
Shiori is part of Lorule's triforce along with Zeta

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>>69033039
Not when in comes to singing

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>>69032642
You're not, I get that vibe from most (not all, but the vast majority) of her streams.

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>>69031093
I can't wait for her to watch her own debut on stream, gonna be pure cringekino. People forced the sex-crazed goth dommy mommy meme persona on her and the poor girl actually tried to cater towards it a little bit when it's obviously not her thing AT ALL

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>>69033744
I prefer the Shiori that can't stop thinking about sex but delivers the lines in a dorky way.

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>>69033744
Shiori is completely unerotic

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>>69034075
Gayest Novelite

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>>69034075
True. I've never fapped to her. I fap daily to other chuubas tho.

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>>69034164
Says the guy who sees dicks everywhere.

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>>69034264
Yeah, Shiori's

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>>69034075
Madonna-Whore chads run this general

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I hate you shiggers so fucking much

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>>69034530
Go to bed, Shiori

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>>69034494
She's not a Madonna either

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Shiori is cutesex

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who thought it was pronounced Novel Lights?

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>>69034577
It's a binary scale
>>69034604
But without the sex

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Shiori says things that activate my almonds and I'd love to bend her over the nearest surface and fuck her

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The board has been really funny to read today. I'm gonna be a catalogfag just for now.

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>>69034759
Goodbye, been nice knowing you.

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>>69034759
Nobody here will admit but gossiping about niji falling apart is top entertainment

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>>69034933
The top entertainment is whilst everything is burning to the ground outside, I can be in here watching Shiori be cute as fuuuuck

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>>69035004
I almost see it as Shiori unintentionally dancing on their ashes.

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>>69035090
I wish I had the exact time, but the little improv song she had being grateful to yagoo and henmama for letting her be here was nice.

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>>69029320
Unfathomed Force.

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Being Shiori's trash boyfriend she spends all her hard earned holo money on, and I squander it all on microtransactions and alcohol

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Valentine date with Shiori that ends up going badly and I give her a black eye

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Shiori unironically makes me want to be an architect and feed her everyday. I never had this happen to me before

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>>69036821
Telling Shiori that I like fat chicks so she forces herself to eat a lot and develops unhealthy habits, then I leave her once she gets fat as shit

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shiori has gotten really cute lately, cuter than usual even

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Telling Shiori that I like fat chicks so she develops anorexia

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>>69034626
At first, like when I first saw the word on-screen, I thought so too.

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>>69037099
Pro-ana Shiori...

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Forgive her for what she's going to do.

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>>69037195
I will never forgive her for "singing" r*p during her first unofficial 3D stream.

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>>69037278
She won't sing retard, it has to be archived

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>>69037430
She has been picking copyright free songs all stream and explicitly said that she wasn't planning to but might do one of the songs with vocals.

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I warned you about Mori. You never listened.

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>>69037800
I'll believe you if something happens to Mococo

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>I can stomach a hot dog, but not a banana
wdsmbt

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>>69038029
She needs some goddamn MEAT in her mouth (mine)

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>>69038029
I don't know, but I liked it when she berated me and called me a pervert for thinking of bananas as something else

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Just listened to the Valentine's Day audio.
Maybe it's the specifics of it that tickled my particular fancy, but I thought it was incredibly cute and endearing. I can feel the frustration of trying to get through to this ditzy dork and the relative closeness and intimacy that resulted. My hope is that she continues with the plot as promised next year and we can see how things have hopefully progressed.

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Good morning bros I hate my sleep schedule.

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>>69038887
It's not morning literally anywhere in the world.

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>>69038887
Good morning

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>>69038926
Brazilbros...

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>>69038995
Not real.

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>>69039010
South America isn't Europe

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>>69039059
It's worse somehow.

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>>69038926
It is 5:40 a.m where I live. I would consider that early morning.

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Greenland bros...

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Shiori owes me sex

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Shiori's ancestors will never forgive her for microwaving old rice.

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Shiori telling you to guess what she did today and then actually expecting you to guess until you figure it out

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No... It can't be... She can't... possibly be...no... does that mean she's... She is... She is... ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAA SHIOOOOOOOOORIIIIIII, I CANT OPEN MY EYES EITHER AAAAAAAAAA SHIORI YOURE ASIAN ASIAN ASIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS PLAY PING PONG AAAAAAAAAA SHIORI AAAAAA I'LL BRING IT UP EVERY THREAD AAAAAAA SHIORI, I EAT RICE TOO AAAAAAAA ASIAN SHIORI LETS EAT BATS TOGETHER SHIORIII AAAAAAA THIS CANT BE TRUE ASIAN ASIAN ASIAN AAAAAAAAAAAA SHIORI I CANT BELIEVE YOU SHARE MY SUBHUMAN MANLET GENES AAAAAAAAAAAA ASIAN PEOPLE ASIAN PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAA STRICT PARENTS, AMIRITE??? That's SO ASIAAN AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>69038729
As a standalone it wasn't bad, but there's nothing that makes it Valentine's day worthy. It's basic friendship crap. Shiori failed the assignment because she can't pretend to be even a little affectionate.

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>>69041645
If you're expecting shiori to be romantically affectionate, you're watching the wrong chuuba

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>>69041811
Yeah funny how everyone but Shiori can do it but oh no she gets a free pass for failing to do the bare minimum.

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>>69041927
Shiori gets away with it because she's cute, unlike (you)
Not sure why you can't see it but she literally can do no wrong

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>>69041927
Shhhhh, you'll wake up the S-team and all the other orbiters that usually brigade this thread in hopes of scoring good boy points from her.

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>>69041927
so what? what are you going to do about it anyway, shit your pants?

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>>69041645
Finally a HoloEN chuuba for me.

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>>69041645
She did preface it that those are her 'real' feelings. She will always be a fence sitter. She has to be.That's the only way she can be 'true to herself' while not cutting off her source of income.

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Good morning. I love Shiorin

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>>69044566
Good morning.

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uninviting Shiori from by birthday party

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Shiori is the Suoso no Frieren of Vtubing

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>>69045431
make it make sense

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Whooping Shiori's butt.

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with her consent

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Kit Kat but replace Kit Kat with Wit Wat and then replace w with k

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I wanna fill Shiori's bomb but replace the first b with a w.

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I love Mori but replace M with Shi?

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>>69046852
I love Koyori but replace the Koyo with Shio.

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>>69046852
Koyori

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blowing up Shiori's home planet

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>>69047026
Isn't earth her home planet, or is this not her home dimension

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>>69041927
Why would you expect GFE from her if she obviously doesn't want it. Watch someone else if you want that

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Throwing a melty after she refused to kiss me

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>>69047159

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>>69047212
This melty was justified.

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>>69047262
Which one?

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>>69047299
That one.

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>>69047128
So Shiori isn't and will never be GFE?

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Suoso no Creature

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>>69047345
Naw, but she will be GFE-bait which is a whole other thing.

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Shiori telling (You) to meet at a certain time and spot for a date!
Shiori never showing up!
Shiori acting dumb and telling (You) she never asked (You) out!
Shiori asking you out again only to stand (You) up

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>>69047345
Intentional? No. If you are one of those "a girl talking to me is GFE" fags then she's GFE.

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>>69047128
>>69047400
>>69047345
>>69041927
>>69041811
Stop samefagging discord sisters

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>>69047345
No. The most you'll ever get in your entire life from her is unironically the kisses and she probably interprets that as something completely different.

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Shiori getting a buzz cut so that I can no longer pull her by her hair when my football team loses

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>>69047526
>you'll get
>kisses
We're not going to get any more kisses.

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>>69048173
I will get kisses but I expect that since we're married

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I love Shiorin.

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It's time to discuss last month's Monthly Novella!
The Janurary 2024 Monthly Novella is:
>[Arthur Conan Doyle] The Hound of the Baskervilles (195p)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/2852
>https://librivox.org/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-version-2-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

What novella do you suggest for this month?

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I haven't eaten anything except some fruit all day and I still have an hour of work. Tasukete, novelites.

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I neutral Shiori.

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Every night before we fall asleep together, I can hear Shiori mumbling how she loves me in her sleep. She's so cute

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For valentines I raped the shit out of my goonstick to huge anime titted girls. Would have loved to spend it with a girl instead but oh well, God is gay and created r*al w*men instead of anime perfection.

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>>69047362
FAT FUCK

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I had a Valentine's day themed jelly donut for breakfast because the bakery was out of vanilla ones

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>>69053119
How fat?

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>>69053203

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>>69053450
Soundpost this with the bwwwwtttt from On Sight by Kanye

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Board fast again, start posting or you'll die

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>>69054850
Can't escape the fucking NijiEN death game even in holo splits.

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>>69054850
Good, now we won't ever have a 24 hour thread again

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HER HAIR IS STILL GONE

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>>69055336
more space for forehead kisses

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>>69055700
I'M NOT GONNA REWARD HER FOR CUTTING OFF HER HAIR
WHAT THE FUCK SHIGGA

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>>69055336
Shiori's gonna get doxxed during her inevitable Japan trip, because she'll be the tourist with the wackiest hairstyle.

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You know, the Novelites that aren't in this unity project will certainly feel left out in the stream today

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>>69055833
respect her haircut choices

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>>69055959
She didn't pick me...
Because I didn't send one.

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>>69055959
It's fine.

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>>69057120

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I love my wife Shiorin~

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>>69059650

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>>69002587
>>69027964
What about now?

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*takes a trauma dump*
*leaves without flushing, wiping, or cleaning his hands*

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Anybody else wants to bake, or?

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>>69061431
Feel free if you want to.

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>>69061555
No, you can do it. I'm on the shitter, and was wondering if I need to run to the PC. I'll coom in peace now, thx anon.

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Since we all agree Shiori isn't GFE, no more melties

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>>69061706
Right. I don't want GFE from her because she's already married to me