/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1418923758522277890
Anonchamas.....

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>white background
nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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IT BETTER NOT BE GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT.

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>>7002084
Oh boy, this is it
Get ready to say goodbye

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I have a bad feeling about this…

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>>7002084
yet another graduation bait stream *yawn*

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Can you fucking read her title is "I'm home" HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU PEOPLE

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>>7002084
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>7002153
Thank you, fucking hell

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>>7002153
Denial cope

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>>7002153
>"i'm home"
>meaning she'll leave hololive to be back home

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>>7002084
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY GRADUATION RRAT

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>>7002153
EOP being EOP

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All according to plan

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Why the fuck did she choose a picture like that ?

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>>7002084
Fuck graduation, she’s coming home!

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>tadaima
definitely not a graduation stream. dont worry eopchamachama
okaeri haachama!

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>>7002153
Her home was never the vchuuba industry

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retards

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She's back for now, but she'll be gone again in a week. The Haachama cycle never ends. She's the new Ayame now.

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>>7002084
It's so sudden... Probably just some apologize stream to festival and then fuck off yet again

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>choose to come back right after festival's birthday
kek

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>>7002153
>>7002202
It's "I'm Back" not "I'm Home".

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>>7002315
BASED

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>>7002128
it's looks more like a farewell symbolically, but it's Haato so she probably just doesn't get it

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>>7002315
Haachama I kneel

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>>7002357
thats how you say it in japanese you clown

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>>7002084
THE RED DEVIL IS BACK!

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>>7002315
HOLY BASED

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>>7002153
Like it matters, it's Haachama. She's back just to say she's fucking off for good.

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>>7002084
Please let this be haachama being too dumb to realize the symbolism

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How long until she goes on a break again?

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>>7002357
did you just try and explain what tadaima means

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>>7002315
Dick move but based af.

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>>7002357
yeah yeah and okaeri is return instead of welcome home right?

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>>7002583
Its not her being dumb, she baits graduation every time she can

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anonchama....i dont feel so good

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>>7002682
OH NO IM GOING TO GIVE HER SUPERCHAT AND YOUTUBE WILL EARN BILLION FROM IT JESUS

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Please don’t let it be her graduation ;~;

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No announcement in title = no graduation. Unfortunately.

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>>7002315
who?

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That sure fucking is a picture of her waving goodbye while walking away.

Just bad thumbnail choice, please.

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>>7002153
ただいま....そしてさよなら.....
I'm home....and goodbye....

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>>7002688
It could be her just trolling or her actually setting up a graduation stream.

The image used is 100% intended to hint at Coco's graduation.

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Hololive is over…

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THIS IS THE END ANONCHAMAS

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Haatonbros I don't feel so good. Please be just a red herring

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>>7002084
Please god no FUCKKKKKK im so tired man

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>>7002799
You overestimate her intelligence.

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This is it...

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https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1403896819365531654
The art she used, drawn the day after she announced her break

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>>7002251
>soshite sayonara

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>>7002084
>tadaima
Ok, concernfags and doomposters, you can leave now.

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>>7002841
I think she's not brilliant but to be as retarded as to use such picture while not knowing it's so similar to Coco's one... I think it's also possible but that'd be beyond retardation point.

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>>7002699
oh don't take it like that, I actually like how she always plays with chat, if anything only show some people just didn't watch her enough to know this, the most recently case was when she graduated from highschool I think, she got a bunch of dislikes but was a win in my book.

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What is she thinking ?

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>>7002841
I don't underestimate yours, rretard.

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>HoloEN finally kills the Enter Dragon and connects their server to the JP server
>Haachama immediately comes back
So it was just Haachama striking to get the HoloENs out of their cage and opened up to the JPs. Sasuga Haachama-chan, I kneel

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Don don do don don don
who is graduating in 70 minutes ?
do don don don don don

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IT BETTER BE GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT

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>>7002084
Holy shit. Matsuri really did pull Haachama out of hiatus. The power of menheras, gentlemen.

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>>7002920
matsuli-chan!

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I know what the title of stream means but man, it's a cruel joke to use a thumbnail like that

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>>7002084
...who drew her in Coco's grad announcement style complete with white background and her waving?

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>>7003050
its the art on her tweet from when she took her indefinite hiatus, I see whre shes coming from but some things changed since june

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>>7002906
Being the dark Knight of hololive

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Haachama is back,
Only to announce that she'll be graduating in a month and that she will start collabing with everyone like coco did....

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>>7002084
>first coco
>now chama
Is this the beginning of the end?

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>>7003127
God I wish this were the case. But no, she's staying around to collect her no-effort paychecks.

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>Haachama comes back
>breaks IRyS' collab cherry
>joins and completely Hendersons the Mythbreakers campaign
>graduates

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>>7003089
Anything can look like Coco's announcement style if you stretch it far enough.

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>>7003188
would actually be based as fuck if she did this

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>>7003205
Hopium

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>>7003205
this is uncannily similar though, which i honestly chalk up to Haato being an absolute retard

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>This thumbnail

Oh she's fucking gone ain't she

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>Welcome back, and congratulations on your graduation
Lmao

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>>7002230
f you matuli

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>>7003188
>completely Hendersons the Mythbreakers campaign
Is becoming a sasquatch part of the WoD lore?

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>>7002084
Any good reason for her graduate?
Coco was harassed by chink
Haachama? gosling matsuri stream?
wow You'd better graduate soon

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If you can't read basic japanese and if you got baited by the thumbnail why are you watching Hololive JP? It's not like you can understand them.

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>>7002357
nihongo jouzu

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>HoloEN kills the Ender Dragon and prepares to connect servers
>Haachama returns to hang out with her sister again

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>>7003348
This is gen0 EN.

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You can tell there's no graduation announcement because Cover hasn't gone dark at all, plenty of streams going on right now, plenty looking to go well past the start of Haachama's return and Aruran also has a stream scheduled at the same time

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>>7003188
>breaks IRyS' collab cherry
Unless IRyS plans to do absolutely nothing with Myth in the next 2 weeks, Haachama is not breaking any collab cherry

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>tadaima
>probably just gonna make one or two streams and go on hiatus again
cool

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>>7003434
You're assuming she told Cover about it, or even any of the other girls. It's Haachama, she has a track record of just doing whatever she wants. None of them even knew she was going to stream today.

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>>7002688
It's as sad as pic related

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>>7003434
This, its just classic Haachama, idk why some people just don't play along instead of disliking the video after it was nothing

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>>7002315
HOLY BASED

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>>7003339
She’s young and seemingly pursuing something in school?

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>>7002153
Your fault for expecting us to do our moonrune reps

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>>7002084
>This picture
Oh no no no no no no

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>>7003537
Literally all of their planned streams have to get approved by management first

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>>7003642
Then explain Gura’s members only pussy eating tutorial stream

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>>7003537

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>>7003727
/r/kappa is that way sir

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>>7003642
Management isn't in their house holding their internet connection hostage, retard. They can go rogue and stream whenever they want.

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>>7003765
I just wanted to call you a retard, I don't care about whatever subreddit you browse.

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>>7003788
>They can go rogue and stream whenever they want
And then they can get fired, it doesn't work like that. Haachama planned on doing a lotioned-up Ring Fit Adventure stream a while back, needless to say that didn't happen.

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>>7003828
Yeah, she's quitting anyway so good luck firing her.

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>>7003828
>Haachama planned on doing a lotioned-up Ring Fit Adventure stream a while back

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>>7003828
>lotioned-up
w-which part?

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act surprised retards, say how you didn't see this coming
OMG THIS IS SO SUDDEN, WHAT HAPPENED
i swear most vtuber fans have the mental capacity of a 12 yo

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>>7003858
It'd be the difference between a Kaoru type sendoff and a Coco one. But she's not graduating unfortunately, no neither are happening.

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>>7003887
Her returning? Yeah way too sudden
Her baiting graduation for the 90th time? Ehhh, there were better ones

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>>7003887
everyone’s seen this coming retard nobody is surprised

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>>7003882
Don't know, stream wasn't approved and she opted for a last minute chatting stream instead.

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>>7002432
Contextual meaning is trumps literal translation.

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>>7002084
graduation imminent. except this time we won't get a month long goodbye fest

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>>7003882
Her whole body, manager stopped it because he didn't want her to slip and break her neck.

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>>7002084
I DONT LIKE THIS

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>>7002084
My only hope was kanata telling us not to worry…

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>>7004026
Kanata told you not to worry and to watch Coco's announcement...

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Do you think if she isn’t leaving people will start giving them shit for graduation baiting?

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And chat is worthless because EOPs forgot that Taiwanese viewers use Chinese text too.

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>>7002946
FUCK YOU NIJINIGGER

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https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1418937666956038149?s=19

Matsuri couldn't care less

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>>7004015
And Haato's such a spaz she probably would have fallen and smashed her skull.

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I'm not really worried about graduation, mostly because I don't really care if she stays or not anymore. I don't think it's a graduation announcement though.

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>>7002555
Holy based and checked.

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>>7004026
Thank fucking god for Kanata

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>>7004084
based

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>>7004051
I hope so. She does it way too frequently.

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>>7004091
She’s barely even mentioned by the other girls besides maybe Ame, who’re her friends?

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Im going to kill myself after Haato graduation.

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>>7004051
actually, the reverse will happen. if this stream actually turns out to be a graduation announcement stream, it will become a huge shitstorm because baiting fans who waited for your return and bomb you with akasupas just to announce you're quitting won't sit well even to the haatons.

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>>7004026
Wasn't that like over a month ago though? Things change. And there's no reason to assume Kanata knows everything.

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>>7004150
Miko did mention her you dumfuck newfag

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>>7004150
Unironically Coco.

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>>7004171
you ve got 33 min anon

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>>7004084
She has done her job of bringing Haato back. It's ok for her to take a rest.

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>>7002153
I'm home... to say goodbye.

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>>7002084
I'm concernfaging!

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>>7004084
The rats will feast if this is a graduation

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>>7003765

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>>7004084
based
There is no need to focus on haachama this bitch

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>stream starts
>this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU

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>>7002357
No, it says "just now"

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>>7002084
YOU FUCKING BITCH! STOP FUCKING WITH US EOPS I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK LOOKING AT THAT TWEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7004084
can someone call her out on her saltiness. what a bitch

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>>7004340
No EOPcel it says "ordinary living room".

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>>7004404
Fuck Harcharmar, Matsuri 4 lyfe

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>>7004150
Hoshikawa

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ただいま,ただ, いま,さよなら

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>no one from Holo actually has streams scheduled at the same time and after
>only Aruran but Stars don't count I guess?
Wow, I'm actually a bit worried. Not having any overlapping streams like it was with Coco's announcement could be a bad sign. A fuckton of Holos are streaming right now, but I'd assume most of them will end their streams when Chammers is live. Idk about Mori though, she's drawing and started only 30 minutes ago.

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>>7002153
This is true, however Haachama has been known to change her stream title or stream thumbnails at the last minute, sometimes completely changing the meaning of what people thought the stream was going to be about. This is mainly due to her habit of making preparations for her streams at the last minute.

I don't think she's going to graduate or anything right now. But at the same time I'm not going to put any faith into a stream title to comfort myself on that fact. Believe in the chama. That is all I need to do.

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>>7004084
Kek matuli is seething

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>>7004481
Miko is starting her movie watchalong at the same time as Haachama's stream.

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>>7004084
holy based
the hololive war of the menhara is about to ramp up

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>>7004084
SHES SEETHING LMAO

SHES GUNNA BE WATCHING FROM BED WHILE BAWLING HER EYES OUT LMAO

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>come back just to say she's graduating
soon...

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>>7004084
i dont speak squiggly line

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>>7004481
korone will probably still be streaming FFIX

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>>7002920
Gave me quite the laugh thanks

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>>7004572
Then fuck off and go watch sportsball or something

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>>7004598
Your oshi is a Pats fan and you should be too

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Came here to shitpost, what's the verdict anonchamatachi?

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>>7004598
>sportsball
you have to go back

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I swear if this is just another edgy shit stream I'm never tuning in to her again.
I've had enough of her shit.

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>>7003642
>Literally all of their planned streams have to get approved by management first

Including Haachama's....um...asmr?

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I am back!

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>>7004430
It literally says "Cucking you all as I'm get fucked live on stream by Yagoo"

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>>7004253
Based

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>>7004718
るまお

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>>7002920
Damn, this Pekora greeting is very memeable

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>>7002357
You are correct as its used in situations outside the house too but you are talking to people who just know it from anime or use google translate so to be expected they are frothing at the mouth in a vain attempt to understand.

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>>7004843
ur on the EOP board, no need to get all mad like that

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>>7004785
wtf is this real????????

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>>7004084
imao passive-agressive levels are off the charts

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>>7004150
Ake, Miko, Coco, and Kanata. Formerly Marsuri

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Soon we will claim another victory and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>7005018
Yes, a new era of Hololive is beginning

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>>7005031
The timing of coming back right after her birthday is hilarious they’re both petty as shit

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>>7005104
>Shitposting with the one that may actually commit sudoku live

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>>7005104
Your english is too good to be a Chinese, you're just larping

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope we don't get that tired schizoshit again

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>>7002084
I won so i'm retiring now, vengeance is best served cold.

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>>7002279
>She's the new Ayame now.
what is surprising is that there schizos that still cares for a no talent vtuber

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>>7005205
>Won so much she's offing herself live
b-b-based?

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It'll just be a copy of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSzue3u1MWs

[Anonymous No.]

She really saying "I'm home" just to say goodbye????

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>>7004150
shit nigga not like sheep dragged her to her birthday 3D or anything

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>>7002852
Almost like they use the art they get, and because everyone was drawing that stuff she didn't have many options to slap a thumbnail together

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>>7005053
Watame...

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>>7004481
Flare Choco and Watame are still streaming, probably for 3-4 more hours.
Also, it would be 1AM in Japan, no one usually has streams starting at that hour.

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this is not graduation and is really not cool of her to do this kind of shit, if i was a member i'll be pissed

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>>7005314
She literally could have used something she made herself on paint and I would have printed it and put on my fridge.

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>>7005278
Who is this Sora clone and why does she has nearly 3M subs?!?!?!?!

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>>7005381
She's the now (rightfully) forgotten progenitor of the virtual youtuber fad.

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>>7005381
newfriend-chama.....

[Anonymous No.]

How many akasupas has she got already?

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>>7005381
>Sora
literally who??

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>>7005467
Looks like about $30,000 so far.

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>>7005467
enough that she won't need to stream for another month

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>chammers is late for her graduation stream

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both ayame and haachama are the tumors in the back of hololive, streaming to get the check and booking it is not cool at all

[Anonymous No.]

>"Thanks for all the money! See you next month!"
>ends stream

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>>7005124
wtf happened with matuli?

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>>7005577
god I love being a paypig

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>>7005555
Nice digits, hopefully it's a new cover announcement

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>>7005555
>mfw she fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

starting late
must be nervous
graduation imminent

[Anonymous No.]

>>7005467
>stream cancelled
haatonbros...

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>>7002084
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

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>>7005559
Anon, you're trying to hard with your bait.

[Anonymous No.]

She gonna flake on this appearance too?

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Her manager has a gun to her head, yelling at her to go live

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>late
Well she hasn't changed that's for sure

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>>7005688
werent you going to bed?

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>>7005593
Matsuri expected a half-insane chammers to film something for her bday party, thinking they were closer friends than they actually were. Mat then got really pissy on twitter and had to be slapped down by the admin.

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>Intro Music
I think that's a pretty good indication that this is not a graduation announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

meh, she is not graduating, i'm out

[Anonymous No.]

Normal chama intro, no bs straight to white bg?

[Anonymous No.]

GRADUATIONFAGS BTFO'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>7005688
I love Matuli

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA FEET

[Anonymous No.]

FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET

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>>7005782
fuckin menharas mans

[Anonymous No.]

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASDBASED

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>>7005799
Is this why the viewer count dropped from 75k to 50k?

[Anonymous No.]

FEET
FEET
FEET
BARE
FUCKING
FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>barefeet
NOT A GRADUATION

[Anonymous No.]

oh its one of THOSE streams

[Anonymous No.]

erection RTA

[Anonymous No.]

I continue to kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>right away with the feet
she's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>7002315
Buy WHY does Haachama hate Festival

[Anonymous No.]

FEET FEET FEET

[Anonymous No.]

where is the real thread
there's so many duplicate

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm that feet meme is so 2 months ago chammers

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, it wasn’t a graduation stream. The queen is back.

[Anonymous No.]

she actually sounds so happy to be back, i love her bros

[Anonymous No.]

SHES BACK

[Anonymous No.]

She just said that she is graduating

[Anonymous No.]

She is trending!

[Anonymous No.]

She was going to graduate until she spoke to Kanata and Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>ate with kanata and kaichou

[Anonymous No.]

>>7005960
hlgg is the real thread

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>>7005946
She doesn't. She was just emotionally devastated from overworking, having her creative endeavors sacrificed on the altar of the YouTube algorithm, and prepping for college entrance exams.

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>>7005879
It's just Youtube being retarded, reload the page.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE had dinner with Kanata and Coco?!
How spoiled can you be?
GOD I love her!

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMACHAMA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7005879
>Is this why the viewer count dropped from 75k to 50k?
Youtube streams have been doing that at the beginning recently. I think it's the AI cutting out live views it thinks are invalid.

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>>7006025
And having one of her friends graduate, right? Right?

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>>7006031
>coco
ZHANGS DON'T LOOK!

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Can I ask here what happened to the "can haachama get up" English stream? There were so many moments in there that are stuck in my head, I like haachama English accent , "what somebody put a red supchat, NO TALKING, why?!"

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>>7005879
youtube is notoriously unreliable with live viewer counts.

[Anonymous No.]

can someone link this stream to matsuri just to piss her off. please

[Anonymous No.]

I know this isn't a graduation announcement but that bgm still worries me

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>>7006097
Do it yourself, pussy.

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>>7006071
That is definitely the factor but her roommate's twitter never talked about that.

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>>7005962
did you forget her time travel lore?

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>>7002315
Gotta put salt on matsuri's wound

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>>7002153
I'm an EOP and I don't care. Thanks for translating tho, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

thread is SLAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, I'm thinking she's back

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>>7006048
This. it started blocking all adblockers from being counted as viewers. Why it still shows you in the stats in waiting is beyond me, it is trivial to check when you load the page.
They half-assed it before, then "fixed it" and still left it in a half-assed state! Fucking pajeets.

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>>7006185
And that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.]

Haato implies her break was for school and can return now as she has summer holidays.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I don't understand a thing, but I'm really happy

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>>7006073
FRIENDS FOREVER!!

RIDE OR DIE!!

FUCK THE BUGS!!

[Anonymous No.]

Scuze me?
What a troll!
But it would be exactly what Coco said about her.

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>>7006117
She listened to you

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>Haachama: I thought about making my return stream a funeral. Kamishiro Taishi Mchad TL (12:10 PM)
HAACHAMA KNOWS MERCY

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>>7006243
So she's gonna be back to not streaming in a few weeks?

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>>7005879
There's also the fact that sometimes it won't autoplay a video you're in the waiting room for. So people need a few moments to manually click play

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so how many streams are we getting? i'm betting on 4 before she goes on hiatus once she gets her money

[Anonymous No.]

That laugh. That fucking laugh. God I missed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7006298
はい

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>>7006208
It's been speculated it's either ad-blockers or tabbed-out windows getting culled from live-viewers yea.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK. THE FOOD ACTUALLY LOOKS EDIBLE

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>>7002799
Imagine if she becomes a whistleblower during the stream and then graduates

[Anonymous No.]

when will the discord call ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7006335
2 asmr, 2 mengens, 2 minecrafts, 1 Haachama sunday with a 2nd being canceleld due to hiatus

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>>7006359
ざんねん

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>Ripped up tights
Did she get raped before stream, that's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7006208
I've noticed that it's been more excessive than usual recently. It feels like youtube cuts them out and then the stream increases at a slower pace than usual while playing a weird push and pull between gaining and cutting viewers at steady intervals.

[Anonymous No.]

looks delicious

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>>7006140
im not based enough

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Haato: I didn't think I return this soon but after talking with Coco and Kanata, I felt motivated to stream again. We talked a lot.

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Casten Pen

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is this demo but gay?

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>>7006530
I see Coco is based even after graduation.

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yeah end of haitus after matsuri's birthday stream, strongest idol indeed

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>adding a spider to a perfectly good steak
Fucking why

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>AME NTR
>AME NTR

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>adding a steak to a perfectly good spider
Fucking why

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SHE STILL REFUSES TO USE OIL

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>>7006607
HAACHAMA CHAMA

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>adding a good spider o a perfect steak
Fucking why

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>>7006208
That's being done on purpose because youtube's business is showing people ads

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>>7006438
I hope she can throw in an English stream at least

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>>7006675
that's the power of haachama cooking

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>>7006710
Close enough of a translation

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>adding a steak and spider to a perfectly good plate

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She came back to be in the EN Minecraft server again.

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>>7006675
appeal to chinese viewers now that coco is gone

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>>7006710
yes you are
am i crazy? hahahahahaha

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>>7006332
>>7006360
Oh yeah that too. I fucking hate that shit.
It's the same reason you notice views "dipping" when some people sing and come back up just around the time they noticeably stop singing - mute.

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>>7006710
google is learning

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>>7006760
Now that the servers are being merged, she probably is looking forward to playing with Ame again.

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>adding a steak, spider, and plate to a perfectly good countertop

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>>7006748
How's that ceramic taste
>>7006801
How's that countertop taste

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>Adding unnecessary layers to a perfectly good joke

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Imagien snake vodka but with tarantula instead

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Is that tarantula vendor a millionaire now

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>adding

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>add

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>adding a steak to a perfectly fine spider
>adding a cake to a perfectly fine tarantula
AWAY

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Haachama: I am sorry for all the trouble I have caused! I have tons of things I want to do and I will do my best. For all the Haatons that waited for me. Thank you! I won't make you regret it. We'll be doing a lot from here onwards.

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>a

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>>7006990
Please step on my face Haachama
More specifically my mouth

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Looks like she decided to leave the schizo/horror shit in the past, or at least keep it to a non-obnoxious level. That's wise. I'll give you another chance Haachama.

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I don't remember this episode of Pokemon

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>non-schizo stream
Can I go back to being a haaton now?

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>>7007189
>apparently changed oshis at some point in time

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>>7007189
don't get your hopes up so quickly

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26:56 [EN] Thought I did thought of doing the same while I was in Auz, catching something from the wilds and cooking it. But as expected my family stopped me

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>>7007067
She was already keeping it to a non-obnoxious level

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>>7007260
I didn't, we just took a break pls undastan

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>>7007265
What a fucking nutcase, she's great.

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It took half an hour but they finally spun up the Zhang spam bots lol

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Fucking Zhangs are back again

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Is that microwaved rice? Fucking disgusting.

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>>7007548
Microwaved rice is fine as long as you prepare it properly. Adding a tiny bit of water to it can really improve it massively.
I like adding in some grated carrot and some finely sliced spring onion. It's good in a pinch.
Lack of moisture is a real killer with microwaved rices.

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>>7006025
>her creative endeavors sacrificed on the altar of the YouTube algorithm
you put on a pedestal a mediocre and boring vtuber

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>>7007548
It's fine to microwave rice if you microwave it correctly. Add some water or milk and mix it in the middle of reheating so it gets evenly heated.

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>>7007650
Stock or milk work too.

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>>7007650
>>7007721
Or you could just use a rice cooker which makes top-tier rice with even less effort than microwaved

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>The chinks are back at it again
Remind me again why was Japan nuked while China wasn't

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It tales what, 15 minutes to make perfectly fine rice even without a cooker.

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>>7007654
Who said I put the coexist arc on a pedestal? I'm Fust calling it her creative endeavor. It's a non-judgmental statement of fact.

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>>7007786
China never bombed one of your bases during church services.

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>>7007730
Oh yeah absolutely. Sauces as well. Just get any moisture in there.
One of the things I look for is if the rice is soft enough to the touch that you could push it lightly and it would break in half, it's probably moist enough. If not, add some extra moisture.
>>7007785
I've had both and don't have issues with either. You just need to learn how to prepare it properly.
Microwaves aren't bad when you learn to use them properly. Most do not because they are used to shitty microwave meals with no taste that get blasted for 5 minutes and done.
Proper microwave utensils make microwaves top-tier kitchen devices that even good chefs use every day.

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>>7007798
ogey

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>>7007837
They were too busy jerking off to Nazi at the time

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>>7007786
Japan was in Axis and China was part of the Allies, duh.
Don't listen to that other retard. The US deliberately incited a war with Japan by putting an oil embargo on them.

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>reddit shitpost review
Oh boy

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>ledit naisu

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>reddit shitpost review
Torchbearer Haachama, coming through.

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She is the chosen one

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I missed the start of the stream and I don't wanna hang out in SC readings, what did she say about her break, etc?

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Kiara got BTFO'd of the reddit torch lmaoooooooooooooo

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>>7008388
Hololive EN Gen 0 LETS FUCKING GO

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I HATE REDDIT MEME REVIEWS
I HATE REDDIT MEME REVIEWS

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>>7008511
SUFFER FAGGOTCHAMA

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>>7008511
DON'T WATCH IT
DON'T WATCH IT

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>>7008511
I missed avoiding them

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>>7008511
I hated them too but I'm still gonna try the chama one desu

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>>7008511
The worst thing about them is that they encourage the community to make boring and repetitive jokes for the chance to get featured on stream

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she should do /vt/ review instead

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>>7008781
Someone convince her.
Although if anyone might do the review, it would be Risu.

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this might sound lame but I'm so happy she's back, I literally started tearing up watching the stream...

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>FEET WASHING STREAM? GOOD IDEA
It's over bros... she's finally washing them

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>>7008781
>haachamachama shlitposto rebiew!
>firlsto memememo
>rrat
>nexto mememo!
>ogey
>Nexto memmo!


that will be the whole stream

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>>7009011
yes, and that would be funnier than reddit stale memes

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>>7008898
risu x chama would be gold

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>>7009050
The only good ones are literally memes cross-posted from here.
Stop being a fucking one-site-itis baby retard and learn to use your web browser.
It's not like you are being asked to live on Reddit, just post during specific times for a specific purpose.
No, I don't even have a Reddit account, but if I ever felt like it I would make an account purely for making content for these but so far i haven't had the time or energy to, or others beat me / did better.

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>>7009011
Imagine "Haachama's ratt review" and then she starts reviewing her own graduation and haato vs matsuri's menhera ratts.

Top content.

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>>7009197
She reviews that shitpost thread with the dumb pepeloni copypasta but about Matsuri.
And the other one in dumb Engrish.

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what the fuck is this

"ナテッユソソレョチァァコョエセオサソロンラトヌツアイロテエフルツゥセテテァユヲウンヘンァヲヨリヒワァ [En]Noticetoeveryoneinthisliveroomkえichouhas benshotdown"

thing I keep seeing?

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>>7009479
Chinks.

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Haachama bait gets old

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>>7009479
Bugs. They must have been upset by the tarantula cooking contest.

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>>7009530
Tarantulas aren't bugs, they're arachnids.

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>>7009522
>>7009530
this is my first time using the LiveTL so I'd never really noticed before... what a truly pathetic display, it's a shame you can't geoblock based on viewer country. Fuck china.

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>>7009826
True. But no one ever said that the bugs were smart.

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>>7009050
As if /vt/ memes aren't stale.

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>>7010504
/vt/ memes are like overnight bread
reddit memes are moldy week old bread

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>>7010504
All memes are born dead. They just decompose more and more as they're repeated. Cross-site posting is a sort of necromancy, where a meme may appear somewhat fresh even if it's completely rotten beneath the surface.

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>>7010504
Even if they're stale they are still funnier than reddit's. Reddit is pretty much facebook tier right now regarding memes.

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the issue is that the funniest shit on here aren't even the memes, but the overblown and purposely absurd gossip people brew
which is obviously NG for stream content

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>>7010879
>which is obviously NG for stream content
It would be great when done by an insider

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>>7009827
China is already blocked. Ironically, the bugs use VPNs tunnelled through Taiwan which is the reason Taiwan has such a large viewer base according to YouTube statistics. The same statistics that Haachama and Coco read out.

bugs made themselves mad lol

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>>7010737
>Reddit is pretty much facebook tier right now
not pretty much, it IS the same as facebook

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>>7010952
which will never happen because insiders typically dont want to ruin their own in-jokes

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>>7010879
If I was a famous shuba I'd love to stream my own ratt and hate threads just for the keks.