/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Apocalypse Edition

Last thread: >>70354800

TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70406877
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

[Anonymous No.]

bros... altare loves me..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407005
DAY 32! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 32! 2 DAYS LEFT TO GET ALTARE'S BD MERCH!

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone wants some payback, its time now. He is drunk

[Anonymous No.]

ARMIS SEA COWBOYS COLLAB IN HALF AN HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA

[Anonymous No.]

>Commandments Trips
YOU FUCKERS SAY AMEN RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me Solo her appears as if by command
This pilot is way too fucking powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>gibby

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407085
No me

[Anonymous No.]

what are these fuckers up to

[Anonymous No.]

>cant just grab girl_dm
PERMS HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Let Me Solo Her has appeared in Flayon's chat. Let's see if he and bettel can beat the godskin in Caelid

[Anonymous No.]

how many booty jokes can we expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407583
I think girl_dm was slated to join first so

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO LEADER GET AWAY FROM THE POOL

[Anonymous No.]

Altare does NOT know how to act drunk

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon's chat acting like 500ml of wine is an insane amount of alcohol...

[Anonymous No.]

>Flayon drank half a liter of wine the other day
odios mio. How bad was the hangover

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesnt know ML
>doesnt know oz
>maybe doesnt know liters
How does Bettel.....exist.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407794
Only 500ml? LMAO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN GB IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THEIR PV UP FOR TONIGHT'S COLLAB STREAMMM i hate watching his perspective....

[Anonymous No.]

Could we get Flayon to cosplay as Radagon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407829
It was wine drunk. He's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407794
is he taking meds? that amount of wine with meds can get you really bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408009
no he explicitly said he didn't take his meds last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408070
eh, it's not a lot but for a weakling it could be enough to make him throw up. Wine is kinda nasty and heavy for being fermented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
Omen

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407794
Maybe it was because of he was chugging it like a damn fool and not sipping it like a normal person? Not to mention stupid enough to think diluting it with soda would minimize the alcoholic effect.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, you died twice before this run Leader, but sure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lol Bettel's character yelling as he falls into the abyss

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Bettel's new outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408615
Why do you not like it?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did Flayon just say?

>It's like a dick was out without the nuts, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

whomst has the manliest outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407000
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408806
Shinri, exposed chest. With the turtle neck, Axel's is manlier I feel

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri catching strays again kek
I love when this bitches bully each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408714
It's.. ugly, idk, I think I really don't like the new hair. so probably not even the outfit per se but the new hair is not of my taste

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is streaming now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409326
not yet, he's with Flayon now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qy6sdQPHls

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408615
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>70408931
Shinri also acquired a turtleneck and somehow became so much more attractive for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel only has ahegao Flayon saved
Sick bastard

[Anonymous No.]

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409722
I wonder how many tributes he made to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409617
That's true, he looks way better with it! But manliness doesn't mean that something is attractive, I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

ARMIS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA

[Anonymous No.]

>>70407288
TELLY NOW btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409879
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409617
I love Puniko but I wonder if he'll ever stream just like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409807
Wait the Flayon's cum tribute that was Bettel's dick?

[Anonymous No.]

OVERLAP WOOOO YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this start

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we only have GB pov, the one with shittiest PC. I want to see Armis collab with all their live2ds on screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410042
be happy Axel delayed his roulette karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409999
He loves Puniko too much to ever let him go again.

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes in and it's fucking chaos

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the audio so shit

[Anonymous No.]

>only GB pov
sigh next time I guess

[Anonymous No.]

do ppl not like gb?

[Anonymous No.]

The mics help me I'm already going deaf-

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
It's one loud mad hoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
Yrah

[Anonymous No.]

WHATS HAPPENINIG THIS MIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>70409999
He would NEVER do this to Puniko

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
newchama......he's the least liked armis boy on /mans/, we've timelooped plently of times over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410024
Holy shit it all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll skip this one.. I'll see afterwards if there were any funny moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
He is my least favorite, but I think there are still things to appreciate about him, especially in collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

my ruze pov... ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Altare picks up Zomboid again, it's been pretty comfy. Missed this game

[Anonymous No.]

Are they playing in the safe seas?

[Anonymous No.]

>Surprise first off-collab at the same time as Armis collab
Great senpais we have here

[Anonymous No.]

I think I can tolerate pirate Gibby because he doesn't sound super gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411089
wait, off-collab? where?

[Anonymous No.]

oopsie

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
I just can't get a good read on his personality at all.
Add that to his obsession with Vesper, and my reaction is just... meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411201
Is it not? I didn't even click the stream kek I just assumed it was the case. Sorry Bettel and Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411089
not an off-collab, and it wouldn't be their first

[Anonymous No.]

the infinite......

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
>ppl
It's like three schizos tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411482
oh we back at saying everyone is a schizo, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411482
>schizos
there we go again. Can't people just not vibe with him? I wish I liked him, he just turns me off for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411387

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411532
WE GOT ONE
>>70411579
AAAAAND WE GOT TWO
DO I HEAR A THREE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70410247
I don't like him, but I just don't post or react to anything about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411482
Schizos is too harsh (and definitely more than three.), I've found that people who aren't fond of him aren't like, calling for him to be graduated, they just won't watch him because he rubs them the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411482
Your persecution complex is strong, relax.

[Anonymous No.]

Letting Jurard suck in this instance was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411532
>>70411579
>>70411731
Maybe they're talking about the faggots who can't stop with the groombullet/yumebait/sex pest shitposts. There's a troon here who thinks hes lying about being bi so he can yumebait with more people. If it doesn't apply to you then no need to get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411579
To me from day 1 his personality and content feels too "manufactured" (not in a "cool kayfabe" way, but a greasy "i will literally say and do anything to be liked by a certain kind of audience" kind of way) It's a shame, because I think he ain't half bad when he lets the mask slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>"A bomb is meant to be detonated."

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412113
>"Red flags need love too."

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412036
Bettel was literally the same way. Altare and Shinri had two of the worst debuts I've ever seen because they were being cringy fake mfs. It's the same with everyone but eventually people settle into their real personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70411532
>>70411579
>>70411731
>>70411799
Good lord, you ARE schizos. And there are four of you.
Good day to you, sirs and ma'ams

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Jurard is gonna forget something on the cooktop and burn the whole ship

[Anonymous No.]

We're getting Flaytel Lies of P again and this thread can't stop looping over Gibby again. None of you faggots watch streams do you?

[Anonymous No.]

absolute drunk jobbing

[Anonymous No.]

okay so the defense squad is only /here/ when gb is streaming, good to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412350
I'm watching ARMIS, even though they're giving me a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

Gibby tranny will never be a woman TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412422
russian pirate jurard is surprisingly not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

They formed a human centipede of vomit

[Anonymous No.]

BANCHOU PUKE TOT

[Anonymous No.]

Flaypio mentionsgwk0

[Anonymous No.]

KEK Octavio is having so much fun

[Anonymous No.]

jobbers kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bunch of jobbers

[Anonymous No.]

This collab definitely deserved multiple POVs, I'm so sad. Why'd the fuck they'd even do only one POV anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412782
At least 2 POVs would make it a lot better

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412782
Because the last collab only GB didn't have his POV, so they're balancing things out

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412782
they lazy

[Anonymous No.]

octavio asking for a cpr kiss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412207
been almost 4 months, hope it happens soon

[Anonymous No.]

raw shark

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze POV would've been perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413027
dropped pic aiiee

[Anonymous No.]

oh how i missed flaytel bickering

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412910
Then......Just let him stream his POV alongside the other 3? Why make it a numbers thing or whatever, that's just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is jurard doing a weird accent

[Anonymous No.]

>jutard shooting the harpoon like 15 times before getting 1 thing
>gibby shoots twice and grabs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70412586
>sgwk0
Nice captcha JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413242
he's a russian pirate, for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413267

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413242
ruze said let's talk like pirates and jurard committed to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413267
Jobber leader just like the blue thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413242
Banchou's mind has (lowballing here) 20% of it's storage space reserved for rule 34 of Gru from the minions movie

[Anonymous No.]

GB's POV is too oddly...competent? for this group of jobbers.

[Anonymous No.]

Armis the musical troupe

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413798
He played SoT just the other day, so he's over that "leaning the basics" period while the rest is just having fun

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit armis is great kek

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70413856
reee skeleton ship cut right into ruze's sea shanty

[Anonymous No.]

I'M DYING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70414009
Ruze's singing summoned it... Truly a siren

[Anonymous No.]

>"we are the pirates of south elysium~"
>REEEE SKELETON SHIP SURGES FROM THE SEA

[Anonymous No.]

BANCHOU KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>get poon'd

[Anonymous No.]

Russian pirate axcent makes me laugh for some fucking reason lol

[Anonymous No.]

That entire sequence is clippable holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard confirmed for MASSIVE WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a massive hor hor hor

[Anonymous No.]

>2GB live
whoa

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit, Ruze I thought you forgot about that.

[Anonymous No.]

LOCK HIM IN THE BRIG

[Anonymous No.]

MUTINY

[Anonymous No.]

>Only if its yours(titty mousepad)
Bettel is downbad for the Flay, huh....

[Anonymous No.]

JAIL STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>mutiny means reviving back in prison
kek

[Anonymous No.]

why is this fight so intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>70418346
Major event boss
https://seaofthieves.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Horatio

[Anonymous No.]

cute banchou victory laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Side-questing into a major boss is on-brand for the ARMIS unit.

[Anonymous No.]

they lost all that loot RETARDS

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn these jobbers

[Anonymous No.]

Shmeat

[Anonymous No.]

they found it
THE gold bullet

[Anonymous No.]

ANTNATION

[Anonymous No.]

octavio only now just noticing a horde of ants in his room because of stray pieces of his dog's food...

[Anonymous No.]

ONEE TWOO

[Anonymous No.]

One Two~

[Anonymous No.]

learning about fiscal responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

RuRex teetee

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard definitely sniffed something before the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf

[Anonymous No.]

topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70422401 (me)
I didn't mean to post pic but ruze is always on the mind

[Anonymous No.]

kek so this tiny island was the actual main quest

[Anonymous No.]

I see that TTRPG really was indicative of a normal Armis adventure

[Anonymous No.]

jutard's noises...

[Anonymous No.]

RUZEREX CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70424828
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70424828
Would something like this actually be comfortable for both people? God im lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>yeah the kraken? yeah that's crackin'
>oh ho you gave me an idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>70424828
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>Jurard: Call us the seamen
>Gibby: I'm so fucking hungry
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425086
Gaybullet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425086

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425086
reminder gibby confirmed he won't suck anyone's dick for any less than 25 bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>70424828
where my FlayTel bitches at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425497
they are streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425473
That's reasonable. I'm straight though so I'd only start considering past 500 dollars. And if the dude is ugly or his dick nasty then I might ask for 4 figures instead

[Anonymous No.]

>I would never breed a pug

[Anonymous No.]

tavi going all out for sea shanties

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425612
t. axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425710
1 grand is 1 grand

[Anonymous No.]

>special announcement
Is this related to the VG going to Japan rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425737
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUARMIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70424998
Depends on how heavy the one on top is

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425157
You can't say that he is bi!!!

[Anonymous No.]

That was a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425791
not watching them right now: is the announcement at the end of their stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425791
white day voice packs
white day voice packs
white day voice packs
white day voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE YAR HAR COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>70425969
Yup. At the end.

[Anonymous No.]

VG is not in Japan. Stop peddling this silly theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426098
YET

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426029
The most "Me and the boys at 3 am just fucking around in VC" collab ever
Just dumb fun/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426029
SEAMEN/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426029
more group sea shanties please/10

[Anonymous No.]

auntie on break next week...
mama still on break next week...
drunk absentee uncle break at the end of next week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426029
Yar har fiddle-dee-dee/10

[Jayonnaise No.]

I just got done jerking off :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426253
breasties on break... uuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426253
Uuuuuueeeehh

[Anonymous No.]

ruze entered lies of p btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426536
Derailing into autistic homestuck rambling yet again

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426634
but at least wonderbread swooped in

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426634
I love when boys have special interests but I would ban Ruze from referencing or talking about homestuck for a month if I could

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.petfinder.com/cats-and-kittens/breeds/
check out your favorite cat breed stats (from the stream)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426714
Agreed. I want him to ramble about Boromir some more instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70426714
it was Flayon's fault this time

[Anonymous No.]

never actually thought to look up before now that octopi live only 3-5 years. comparably smart problem solving animals like crows get 10-15

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tell Flay that "intrusive thoughts" are not "teehee i thought of penis and blurted it out" and more "an sudden intense thought about dissecting my beloved dog of 9 years out on the sidewalk"

[Anonymous No.]

shotaruze and shotaflay rubbing their cute little shotapeepees together uuuooooohhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70427174
do they have to be intense? Because i get thoughts like that sometimes out of nowhere but i can usually brush em away pretty quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>70427235
It's intense in the sense it causes you some level of distress because you feel bad for even thinking of it.

[Anonymous No.]

uncharacteristic intrusive thoughts are things like on the borderline of dreams, since dreams aren't consciously controlled or really explainable and the intensity level can come and go in phases

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is leaving us...

[Anonymous No.]

As if I didn't need more reasons to hate bettel 2

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze/Bettel mesh as well as I expected, and there's something bizzarely fascinating seeing Flayon attempt to converse with Ruze, considering his only dialogue branches are "lewd joke", "otaku reference", "praise the other person in the convo" and "oversharing" kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70427620
don't forget random ass question, the flay staple.

[Anonymous No.]

>mandatory eroge mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>70427620
/jp/ vs /co/

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Flayon can you talk about something other than waifu talk

[Anonymous No.]

No goldflay huniepop 2 collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70427620
It's like watching two mockingbirds trying to communicate with eachother using the sounds of other animals as a ways of communication. Weirdly entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

The coomer vs to non-coom

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze pretty much beating Flay over the head with "no more sex talk please"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428076
I love this because it forces Flayon to actually try and talk like a human being since both anime and sex talk being a no-go.

[Anonymous No.]

This is going into a podcast discussion about the state of the human condition, how did we get here?

[Anonymous No.]

>collab partner has expressed that he doesn't want to talk about dating/sex
>loops back to it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Ok but Cheshire Cat Ruze is an astute observation from Flay though

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon and Ruze is interesting, but i can't fully get into it since i'm just bracing myself to not cringe the next time Flayon goes full coomer.

[Anonymous No.]

why does Flayon so obssessed with his drunkeness? everybody gets wasted, its whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

i think its cute flay always ask other what characters he reminds them of or what they think of him, but GYATT damn i could never date someone like him

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze turning the psycho-analysis on Flayon is something that I didn't know I needed until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>I just drive illegally
based ruze

[Anonymous No.]

RUZE IS BREAKING THE LAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428464
I've found that the mark of a great conversationalist in StarsEN is managing to go toe-to-toe with Flay without breaking a sweat. First Hakka, now Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon admitted that Ruze was able to see past his fucking on stream facade and read him accurately
Holy shit, that's a first
Is that a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428443
Special fixation on it since he never really drank until now due to "childhood trauma", I assume his abusive parents were alcoholics or something

[Anonymous No.]

Alright look i don't like Flayon but he's fucking based this time and you SHOULD watch Daily Lives of Highschool Boys (Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou).

[Anonymous No.]

RED LOBSTER DATE WITH BETTEL, FLAYON, AND RUZE

>bettel orders the most expensive steak and lobster combination and expects you to pay
>ruze orders the endless shrimp without asking you, expecting you will order the same thing and split the bill
>flayon will continually question whether to order one thing or another, fretting about it endlessly throughout the meal, but is already prepared to cover the whole bill from the first minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428697
You get it.
Same way Ruze got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428593
Flay's pretty easy to read watching him as a viewer and will overshare about himself to this friends, so not really? Flayon having fear striked into his heart is always good though.

[Anonymous No.]

every time I've tried lobster it was vaguely kinda stinky versus shrimp or crab. fried shrimp in some form is the best value for the dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428697
I guessed that but didn't want to potentially overstep. Either that or similar to Altare where he feels left out with how common social drinking is.

[Anonymous No.]

this conversation is kinda crazy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

bettel whiplashed between pears paris paras

[Anonymous No.]

the silence after that rant was deafening.

[Anonymous No.]

>They both just completely ignore it
kek

[Anonymous No.]

There's a reason I never really tune into a Flayon stream and it's on full display right now. The neurologies simply do not mesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70428697
I feel flay if it’s a trauma thing, had a bad parent with terrible alcoholism and one night I drank a shit ton of heavy drinks and barely felt them and I started crying when I realized I had the potential to be my father

[Anonymous No.]

The Shinji hate has always been unnecessary. He was a traumatized and mentally ill 15 year old lol

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka and Nerissa got me laid today

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429264
This, anon. Bro had no chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
tell us the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
do not tell us the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
Huh, how. Were they emo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
you're fucking another vtuber fan? be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
Tell us the story only including Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
Hakka and who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
so the vtuber fan you fucked is a fan of both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429264
They gave the powers of an Eldritch creature to some fucking kid and expected things to be fine. I can't stay mad at Shinji, I could never get behind that hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429307
I took two dildos that remind me of Hakka and Nerissa and I slammed it back, would recommend

[Anonymous No.]

Altare and Bettel, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

ruze thinks leader is the cutest in EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429688
no, the cultare and phantom specifically. it's really funny that he skipped something as innocuous as calling a homie cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429691
Not gonna lie, I think that's the most unbased thing he's ever said (the answer is Shinri, everyone is just blind as hell)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429716
As someone who can claim with some confidence to understand why he would, I too find it pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

ed edn eddy was my favorite. double d was my bi awakening lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429775
share with the class unless its doxx content, then fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429276
>Meet this nerdy cute girl at work a year ago because she was was watching a Bae stream during break
>strike up a conversation about vtubers
>become good enough friends that she tells me her secret
>she writes hereto fanfic of vtubers but never uploads it because she knows straight shit is frowned upon
>Her favorite ship is the hakka and the other bird
>finds out I can draw and proceeds to ask me to make fan art of them
>because I read her fanfics and drew stuff for her she invited me over to drink and watch whoever is streaming
>end up fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429898
ed eddn eddy did surreal things pretty well the times it wanted to. maybe because the creator seemed like such a grounded guy and could contrast it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429898
DOUBLE D?
THIS NIGGA??
HOW???

[Anonymous No.]

>Ruze left
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429959
Oh forgot the image.
THIS NIGGA????

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429986
HE WAS SO CUTE AND INTELLIGENT AND KIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429914
I have nothing to share but my own experiences. There's reasons I fear and cannot handle physical intimacy and keep that shit at an arm's length. Based on some of the things he says and how he acts around showing any real affection for others, I think I get why he would hesitate to call others cute. Also, people don't know what the fucking word 'no' means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
>she writes hereto fanfic of vtubers but never uploads it because she knows straight shit is frowned upon
she's just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430007
Something tells me you have a thing for nerds and boyfailures

[Anonymous No.]

To all the Homo lovers in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
the real dream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430051
I just appreciated how nice and proper he was. Also the incessant abuse from others made me root for him even more. Him and Kevin were a big ship in fandom iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430063
so true brother i love women

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430063
>Frieren
Isn't that the anime that has Regis Altare as one of the MCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429968
it's three am let him blink

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430063
https://youtu.be/ZQ295KdfJMI?t=51
from life while you're at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430125
ew go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430063
i just want to see leader piss on the other en stars is that so much to ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430112
I fucking cried at that scene in the movie where he breaks down after ed and eddy fake dying in the quicksand

[Anonymous No.]

To all the Homo lovers in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

flayon truly has many facets. likes some of the best cartoons or cartoon characters, but also likes some of the worse vns in the large world of vns

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/XxPU5r1SHPc

[Anonymous No.]

Despite being the last straight male vtuber fan fujos have been kind to me so I could never hate them, I understand they’re hatred of men if they’re from SEA tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430152
you'll never take me away from my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430401
>last straight male vtuber fan
Lets fix that nigga, c'mere

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
That's pretty great if true, gratz bro. Having irl friends to watch vtubers with soundsd so nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430475
Whoa whoa, I’ll only kiss if you agree to not make fun of me for crying at mother 3 and the ed Edd n eddy movie, if you agree to my terms that’s how I know ur a real nigga I can kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
>she writes hereto fanfic of vtubers but never uploads it because she knows straight shit is frowned upon
Holy based. Good taste and the sense to not rile up schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon, I don't think Bettel is even aware of the anyone outside of the Stars EN branch and maybe some JP Stars aside from like:
Bae, Polka and maybe Mori or something just by proxy of her being popular.
The rest of them? No fucking clue. Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

I still think about this
https://files.catbox.moe/kbfkpu.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430527
>Ed edd and Eddy movie
You fucking buffoon! You're the goddamn Edd fan!
I remain the last straight male ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430622
IM NOT THE EDD FAN, IM THE ED FAN CUZ HES LITERALLY ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430622
Hey, that's me thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the last straight female brotuber fan itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430401
>last straight male
No, that would be me, after i kill you. Also what is with this fixation on the SEA boogeyman especially in /mans/ when i have seen many of the tempuras are SEA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430689
not so fast bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
Congrats, just know that when she is fucking you, she is thinking of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430689
Join us sis... you know you want to yume...

[Anonymous No.]

the babymuriel episode was infuriating yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430689
>>70430750
>straight female brotuber
Based if true, although i never thought it was possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>You like that, bitch?
holy fuck i need him

[Anonymous No.]

you can see bettel's pov in flayon's pov in bettel's pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430712
I just have bad personal experiences with SEA fans of anything, dealt with them a lot when I was super into hololive and now that my two main interest are blue archive and Holostars en although they’ve mostly been nice in the fan holostars discords I’ve been

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430853
I just like watching streamers have fun, I watched Creatures when I was younger and Tempus felt really nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430834
that episode is grouped in my head with the bendy episode in foster's home for imaginary friends. iirc the staff later said in retrospect they don't know why they made that episode and it was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
The fucking rizzler over here, damn. Even if it's bullshit, I'll believe it. I'll drink this beer I have in honor of vtubers getting you laid bro kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430919
Jesus fuck you gave me Vietnam flashbacks mentioning the creatures holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430853
I'm bi actually and do read BL stuff and play otome but never really held any urges for actual streamers. Bettel is funny and ruze is cool so i watch. Shrimple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430967
Wanna hear something fun? Nova used some of my art for his thumbnails 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431021
>>70430919
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I’d be a normal casual vtuber fan if I didn’t get ryona-pilled by bettel it’s all his fault I think we should beat him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430381
this makes me want a half-joking but polished up song cover of a sea shanty song with at least two of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
Post some of your art drawfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431064
Please tell me if it’s one of the Minecraft series, genuinely I watched so much of his Minecraft series growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431064
that's a name I haven't heard in a long time shame about him and kootra, they were my favorite duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431231
now I'm a different anon suddenly getting vietnam flashbacks to yogscast

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430892
>bad personal experiences with SEA fans of anything
Understandable, certain countries around the regions have very bad reps when is comes to that, but i dont think there many of the bad kind within the tempura anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

is ruze going to japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431368
Unless his family is in japan no

[Anonymous No.]

>>70429943
>Lived out my fantasy of meeting and dicking a fembrrat/hakkito.
Yay. Congrats. I'm so happy for you, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431364
Oh yeah majority of the SEA tempura I’ve interacted with have been super kind to me, if not a lil overbearing, felt like I entered a new dimension compared to when interacted with SEA takodachis, still luv Ina but I’m so attached to altare/hakka/axel/Ruze now, I’m gonna cry and be depressed for months when they’re time in holo ends

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70430892
I mean hololive tends to attract... some pretty weird people regardless of nationality. Apart from that, I'd say males who watch stars seem pretty chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431483
>SEA takodachis
Really and here i thought we were one of the saner fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431550
Hololive fans are fuckin weird in general. I've been to a few chats and didn't like the look of it. Gura's chats are the worst, honestly.
Tempura are great in comparison

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431736
biggest streamer and the biggest fandoms are always the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431550
Yeah your right, petty much anything with cute anime girls will attract a weird crowd, but I’m glad that for the most part Holostars fans are nice, autistic as shit but nice, even our local racist polmite is sweet in they’re own arayan loving way
>>70431646
/Wah/ is chill but I think any fan hololive discord is just bad/creepy desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431220
The wedding
This was originally drawn in a napkin when we she wanted to get boba

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431736
Wish I could say niji is better but instead there's a bunch of loud sjws though armis's chats has a bit of that growing too

[Anonymous No.]

So I missed the start, why are they playing Lies of P again instead of doing this with Elden Ring or some other soulslike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431902
I also missed the start but in Elden Ring Bettel was talking about how he's just been chasing the high of P week and wanted to replay Lies of P
So I guess he did just that

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Aniki has been dead for six fucking years...

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Jurard didn't pull the trigger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431871
The last time I watched a Niji person was in 2022 and that was JP. I like chats where people actually follow the rules and contribute to a discussion (like in zatsus) instead of everybody trying to be the Funny Guy (TM) and trying to hog the streamer's attention. The smaller, more initiated Holostar fanbases are better for that imo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to draw as well but my drawings only look good when they're stick figures... But props to that one guy who drew a stick figure of a starsen member (can't remember who) getting banged by other 3 other stars. Anyone saved that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

Did 2 heavy hitter fujos delete their accounts recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431865
Very cute anon. Next she’ll make you become her camera guy when she cosplays, that is if she’s not making you dress up as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka is more horny than i am
Yeah but Hakka does it better.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this is like the third time Flay's died while the boss is one hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432190
not that I'm aware of. The ones you think deleted, who were they drawing mainly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70431865
this is cute, soulful. don't forget hakka's weird hair colors next time to make it even better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432257
You ever receive head from a girl in full cosplay anon? Trust me, it's a fucking weird experience
Unless you're a girl in which case... Well no, it would still be pretty eye opening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432314
One was Shinri and Ruze, the other was Altbowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432397
the Shinruze one moved to a new locked private account, idk about the other one

[Anonymous No.]

Good night homos. Riptare will rise again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432278
idk why hakka's horny doesn't bother me in the same way as flay's does

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432397
i dug through my list and can't find the accounts i'm thinking of so probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432648
gn anon
I miss vms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432648
Good night! Sweet riptare dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432769
rabu

[Anonymous No.]

I miss noctare

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432956

[Anonymous No.]

>>70432956
>>70433061
What was Flayon teaching to deserve this?

[Anonymous No.]

Baker-sama?