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The Jesus Christ of Vtubing

>> No.70510078

>>70510034
I'm starting to feel tired of this bird... I'm going to Pekola land...

>> No.70510081

Imagine being mogged by an A4 sheet of paper. Couldn't be me, Enna

>> No.70510108

>>70510034
so kson is a false prophet?

>> No.70510126

>>70510108
obsessed chimp

>> No.70510473

>>70510108
the correct term is "whore of babylon"

>> No.70510620

>>70510108
rent free

>> No.70510885

>>70510126
>>70510620
Kson was called the vtuber Jesus. It's perfectly fine to bring her up because there's only one Jesus.

>> No.70510907

>>70510081
Now imagine being retarded enough to buy that

>> No.70510925

>>70510108
No Kson was moses who parted the chinese sea and led our holy people away from that fucking CCP trash fire.

>> No.70510954

>>70510473
You cant say that anon, they will call you a zhang for that.

>> No.70510956

>>70510907
buy? What do you mean buy? It's a reward for donating the most money to charity, sister.

>> No.70511002

>>70510956
>it's free even though it requires money to be given in order to acquire it
The absolute state of dratroons.

>> No.70511113

>>70510925
Based apt metaphor.

>> No.70511155

>>70510885
shut up henry

>> No.70511255

>>70510925
>No Kson was moses who parted the chinese sea and led our holy people away from that fucking CCP trash fire
But doki is chinese you mongoloid??? it's like saying moses parted the sea to help Satan?

>> No.70511304

>>70510034
Get down on your knees and show your love for Dokibird.
Feel her salvation over your face.

>> No.70511356

>>70511255
Ethnic Chinese != CCP Sycophant
Some of the most anti-CCP people on Earth are Chinese immigrants and their children.

>> No.70511390

so does this mean jesus committed suicide

>> No.70511392

>>70511255
Doki's Canadian, what are you on? Her parents are chinese.

>> No.70511563

>>70510034
Kson bros how do we respond to this? Will posting more monkey AI work?

>> No.70511584

>>70511563
>first they try to attack doki directly
>then they try to sic sayu against doki
>now they're trying to sic kson against doki
They're really running out of ideas, huh?

>> No.70511597

>>70511255
>it's like saying moses parted the sea to help Satan?
>He doesn’t know

>> No.70511639

>>70511392
Bro if a nigger is born in china it doesnt make him chinese, same for canada.

>> No.70511657

>>70510954
>You cant say that anon, they will call you a zhang for that.
good point, anon, i should try to be clearer
kson is a dirty whore, and the only difference between the zhang and chen tribes is that the zhangs are occupying tibet whereas the chens are occupying formosa

>> No.70511689

>>70511563
>Will posting more monkey AI work?
Obviously since Kson can do "no wrong".

>> No.70511713

>>70511639
You can keep telling yourself that. It still won't matter when she can shit on an A4 and still have it be worth more than you.

>> No.70511736

>>70511689
if you want to see a monkey just look in the mirror

>> No.70511783

>>70511563
so true sister

>> No.70511809

>>70511736
I never liked Kson so if anything its "you" that needs to look in the mirror, monkey.

>> No.70511901

>>70511809
>no u
slay queen you got him with that hot comeback

>> No.70511903

>>70511002
look at this absolute retard

>> No.70511937

>>70510034
That imply that Nijisanji will infiltrate every single Vtuber company in the world and rule from within as secret puppet master.

>> No.70511962

>>70511901
>slay queen
Don't you have some cutting to do on your wrists, anon?

>> No.70511968
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70511968

numberdonesians' ability to turn literally any thread into a kson SEAathe thread never ceases to amaze me

>> No.70512007

>>70511962
sorry hun but i'm not a fellow hex fan

>> No.70512027

>>70512007
You clearly are if you use the term "slay queen".

>> No.70512037

Alright, Doki, you need to chill.

>> No.70512072

>>70512027
is that another "no u" wow we're dealing with a debate god

>> No.70512173

>>70512072
Okay, I'm probably just going to keep my mouth shut because if I argue any further, I'll probably lose my temper and I don't want to be in a bad mood this early in the morning.

Yes I dislike your "God" Kson. No amount of "chimp / zhang / sister" memes you throw at me will change my mind.

>> No.70512182

>>70510108
>>70510473
>>70510954
>>70511563
>>70511657
>>70511809
>kson fucked up the nijizhang's mind so much that they can't avoid naming her in any thread they make.
she is so powerful

>> No.70512223

>>70512173
don't care. wash your smelly pussy

>> No.70512226

>>70512173
>i don't want to be in a bad mood that's why i will start randomly seething in a thread completely unrelated to the subject i'm seething about
smartest jakartan

>> No.70512358

The Jesus Christ of Vtubing wouldn't be so far up her own ass that she thinks talking to someone on stream is a big break. She also wouldn't be charging people for a collab. No, it doesn't matter that it's for charity, it's still people paying

>> No.70512641

>>70510034
>male collabing whore
No thanks. Give me the Mohammed of Vtubing because islam is right about women

>> No.70512787

>>70510078
ngl, same.

>> No.70512819

>>70510078
Sorry anon. We have to keep doing this until either the sisters leave or Elira/Vox comes back and soothes their quivering vaginas.

>> No.70512865

>>70510034
but is she the FRIEREN of vtubing?

>> No.70512891

>>70512358
Explain how collabing with Doki WOULDN'T be a big break for a small indie vtuber. You can't.
>people paying
Nothing wrong with that. Seethe.

>> No.70513026

>>70510034
I need to see her crucified. Naked. In full display. Being tortured and penetrated by Elira, Enna, and Millie.

>> No.70513332

>>70512891
that'll be gura anon, she'll be back in 50 years

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70513334

>>70513026
>I need to see her crucified. Naked. In full display. Being tortured and penetrated by Elira, Enna, and Millie.
Yes, but there was definitely no harassment. Take your meds, sister.

>> No.70513405

>>70513026
Hot. But it's got to be Selen with an already used up Zaion right next to her as an easter egg.

And I'll definitely need the sequel of Doki hunting down every clique member John Wick style, but lewd.

>> No.70513465

>>70512891
>Explain how collabing with Doki WOULDN'T be a big break for a small indie vtuber. You can't

Doesn't matter. Only someone up their own ass would sell a collab because her presence is worth that much. Essentially, she thinks merely talking with her is a big break and guarantees your success

>Nothing wrong with that. Seethe.
Apparently paying just to collab with someone isn't wrong now. Except when schizophrenics here thought people actually had to pay to collab with Luxiem

>> No.70513518

>>70510034
Who are her Twelve Apostles?

>> No.70513623

>>70513518
The 2views that now suckle from her teat.

>> No.70513629

>>70513465
>Apparently paying just to collab with someone isn't wrong now.
to charity you contrarian fuck

>> No.70513631

>>70513623
>>70513518
The dramatubers and lawyerman.

>> No.70513688

>>70513629
>to charity you contrarian fuck
It doesn't matter. She's still selling her mere presence and acting like it's a gift. Learn to understand the English language

>> No.70513692

>>70510108
no Kson was John the Baptist

>> No.70513725

>>70513692
I want her head.

>> No.70513752

>>70513725
I want head from her too. Kson hot.

>> No.70513758

>>70510034
Who is the Pontius Pilate of vtubing?

>> No.70513764

>>70513688
so she should just go into hiding for a month like the vtubers you suck off nijinigger? what did she do wrong? she cant do charity now? so now her sole presence offends you? lmao

>> No.70513797

>>70513758
Unironically wose

>> No.70513803

>>70513688
>her mere presence
It's up to donator to pick the chuuba and she explicitly stated no hard feelings if the chuuba in question refuses? They can pick ironmouse or whatever the indie flavor of the month now.

>> No.70513817

>>70510034
So she killed the Vtuber Jesus and took over his place

>> No.70513910

>>70510034
need someone to draw Elira with a black spear piercing Selen crucified on her termination notice while everyone watches, then Dokibird coming out of her tomb and ascending

>> No.70513925

>>70513688
>It doesn't matter.
Actually it does
>She's still selling her mere presence
Because her presence has a lot of value right now. That's why she's using it to help people. She wants to take all the eyes that are on her and use them to benefit others.
>acting like it's a gift
Because it is.
>Learn to understand the English language
Ask me how I know you're ESL

>> No.70513978

>>70512358
Jesus Christ of vtubing would curse a non-fruit bearing tree for not giving them figs. Then he'd go apeshit at a community market set up in a temple outside temple hours, and chase everyone off while yelling.

>> No.70513986

>>70513725
maybe that's what the mother meant instead of the beheading

>> No.70514015

>>70511255
>Hong Kong Canadian
That is about as politically un-Chinese as a Chink can get, Anon.

>> No.70514046

>>70513465
>NOOOOOOO DOKI CAN'T PROMOTE A SMALL INDIE VTUBER BECAUSE.... SHE JUST CAN'T OKAY?
You're seething out of your mind kek. She's "selling" a collab for charity and to help boost somebody. You can't explain what's wrong with that because literally nothing is wrong with it.
>she thinks merely talking with her is a big break
It objectively is.

>> No.70514067

>>70513692
Sayu was John the Baptist.
>>70510925 Is a more apt comparison.

>> No.70514136

>>70513764
Can you read? She's fucking selling her mere presence and is calling it a big break. That's a textbook case for narcissism.
>>70513803
So? She still is selling a collab and thinks whoever gets the collab will be met with instant success because she showed up once
>>70513925
How does selling your appearance for charity matter when the issue that you're selling your appearance?
>I agree with her blatantly egotistical thought process
So you're just a blind drone. No one calls them showing up somewhere a gift unless they have an inflated ego

>> No.70514172

>>70511255
Ethnic Chinese people are completely fine. Only the commie CCP simps are the problem.

>> No.70514230

>>70511657
>the only difference between the zhang and chen tribes is that the zhangs are occupying tibet whereas the chens are occupying formosa
You would be right if you wrote this 40 years ago when Taiwan was still under martial law. But nowadays that it is a testimony to the possibility of Chinks actually becoming truly civilized and adopt a government that actually treats not only Han citizens but even minorities with the modicum of dignity that Chinks would deny to "subjects" and "Barbarians" for so long.

>> No.70514246

>pretty boy, the most popular of his kind
>used to be friends with her
>blamed her for his misfortune even though he earned it himself
>ultimately fell from grace and was vilified after his betrayal
I-Is Vox literal satan?!

>> No.70514313

>>70514046
Then why doesn't she collab with small indie Vtubers already? Why does she have to sell it to do it if it's something she would do willingly? No, just talking to Doki isn't a big break. It doesn't guarantee success and Doki acting like it does proves she's getting a big head. You fuckers are the reason why celebrities spiral out of control once their ego gets shattered

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>>70514136
Her thought process isn't egotistical, internchama. Her presence objectively has a lot of value because she's really fucking famous in the vtuber sphere right now, and instead of just basking in the fame like a narcissist which is what Elira or Enna would do, she's using her fame to help people before it cools off. Your mind can't comprehend this because you're a narcissist too, and also because your defective chinese brain will never comprehend the concept of charity.

>> No.70514469
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70514469

The grifterbird of vtubing.

>> No.70514488

>>70514313
Because one-sided collabs are boring as fuck? She's doing indies anon, just the ones she can be sure are confident enough to bounce back the jokes.

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70514543

>>70514313
She did. You just don't watch streams so you wouldn't know. You just make up shit and hope it's real.

>> No.70514570

>>70514313
>Then why doesn't she collab with small indie Vtubers already?
Because this way she can promote a small indie while also generating thousands of dollars for charity.
>Why does she have to sell it
Riddle me this: what does room temperature and your IQ have in common?

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70514604

>>70514136
>That's a textbook case for narcissism.
Sisters, I thought the gambit was discrediting Doki for her BPD. You can't just project Enna'a NPD on her and call it a day.

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70514663

>>70514136
>Narcissism
>Dokibird.
Holy fucking shit. I actually can't stop laughing. You've CLEARLY never watched her.

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70514778

>>70514469
At least have the decency to wait for the other thread to expire first, sister.
>>70513551

>> No.70514803

>>70514543
She turned down Asmon for this group as well.

>> No.70514809

>>70511563
Rent free.

>> No.70514855

>>70510078
Fpbp

>> No.70514880

>>70514809
It's hilariously ironic that the only people who still keep KSon relevant /here/ these days are her seething antis.
>Captcha: PMS G

>> No.70514952

>>70510925
Holy based, Kson squashing bugs with her stone tablets

>> No.70514984

>>70514880
>KSon relevant
Pfff.
But I do bring her up periodically in historical context since she's a historical figure.

>> No.70515337

>>70510034
No.
Seriously what's with vtubers who have dragon models at any point and having fans who think the universe revolves around them

>> No.70515873

>>70514466
Her presence isn't inherently valuable, holy shit. Even if it was, selling your presence still proves you think your presence is worth money and that it should be appreciated. Doki actually has people treating her like Jesus now. It's bizarre
>>70514604
Not the mental illness, you goon
>>70514663
Remember when she went on a 2 hour long tantrum because her fans were grilling her about being bad at Metal Gear Rising?

>> No.70515892

>>70510034
Don't watch, don't care.

>> No.70515904

>>70514543
>Small indie Vtubers
>Big enough to get invited to twitch rivals
>Shylily

I shouldn't take you seriously

>> No.70515949

>>70511255
Retard. Her family is from HK and fled to Canada. That's like saying Cubans in miami are pro Fidel

>> No.70515956

>>70515873
>Remember when she went on a 2 hour long tantrum because her fans were grilling her about being bad at Metal Gear Rising
Tourists, not fans. Ans she finished that fucking game in a single sitting without lowering the difficulty, that's not how "tantrums" work.

>> No.70515997

>>70512865
No.

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70516029

>>70515904
Yeah, I guess not. She's bigger than Finana after all!

>> No.70516032

>>70515956
Finishing the game means a tantrum didn't happen now? She burned away two hours of the stream doing every tutorial out of spite

>> No.70516064

>>70513758
Riku. He could have stopped this at any time but didn't want to get his hands dirty

>> No.70516080

>>70516029
Just ignore the fact Doki wanted a Vtuber team and is only collabing with her because they all got invited to twitch rivals

>> No.70516084

>>70516032
No it means you're an idiot for thinking that the tantrum meant anything other than that she's a sore loser.

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>>70516080
...What? You do know this guy was on her team, right? Is this a vtuber? You keep changing the goalposts so much I can't even keep up anymore.

>> No.70516171

>>70516032
>and then, and then.. she uhhh.. she..
holy hell you're so mindbroken. I fully expect suicide rates in the Philippines to rise this year

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70516191

>>70510034
I am the way, the truth, and the light no one comes to the Father expect through me.

>> No.70516196

>>70516032
I fail to see how "doing every tutorial" constitutes as a tantrum, sorry. Especially since she was supposedly not up to viewers "standards" of skill.

>> No.70517088

>>70516137
Yeah, she couldn't get a full Vtuber team so she invited her friend who was also invited. Use your head

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70517153

>>70517088
>she couldn't get a full vtuber team
...Sister he was the FIRST person on her team. You didn't watch ANY of their streams.

>> No.70517195

>>70516137
I kept getting youtube recommendations for this guy and I find him to be a narcissistic fag. Half of his stories seem made up.

>> No.70517316

>>70517153
Why the fuck would I watch Dokibird? Even if there was no drama, I avoided her because of that annoying cackle. In any case, he's Vtuber adjacent, is her friend and everyone else in her team are Vtubers. It doesn't help your case

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>>70517316
...Then why are you in a Dokibird thread? You don't watch her streams, you don't like the people she streams with. She's not even part of a corpo so you don't need any of that "F A M I L Y" bullshit. Why are you here?

>> No.70517734

Chinese people don't have souls.

>> No.70517764

>>70511255
Stop overthinking metaphors bruh.

>> No.70517941

>>70510034
>Turns bread and wine into...extra body fat

>> No.70517951

>>70510034
right after kson

>> No.70518280

>>70517522
I came here to see if people were actually comparing her to Jesus or if they were being sarcastic. So I read the thread. It's not that hard to figure out

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70518375

>>70518280
That's fair I guess. Carry on. I still disagree with you though.

>> No.70518936

>>70510034
>twitch normalfag e-celeb drama vtuber
>her gay little inner-circle discord paypigs spamming the catalog
Go back

>> No.70521463

>>70510034
there no way you believe that

>> No.70521924

>>70510034
So, a Jew who was also a traitor to the empire and incited revolt among the laymen

>> No.70524692

>>70510034
Bigger than Jesus

>> No.70527733

>>70512641
You know who also collabed with males? Jesus

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