/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
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https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>71546287

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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>>71568010
SNIFFFFF

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>>71567831
>>71567857
Yeah her last member stream is 2 years ago, very rare indeed

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Gawr Gura is an atheist icon.

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My little super anxious daughtergirlfriendwife talked to us from bed today. I'm very proud of her.

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I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH BROS
this probably made me happier than Wabi Sabi will.

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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Can we stop hating advent now?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Goob.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HER VOICE IS TOO CUTE IN THE SPACE

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Don't fall for the trap meme guys, I watched a lot of sissy, chastity, and prostate orgasm porn and decided to fuck a sissy dressed up as Gura, but I didn't enjoy it at all. The instant I saw him IRL the illusion was broken, this was clearly a man, his body felt like a man's. His asshole had stubble. I couldn't stay hard. It was embarrassing. Don't fall for it like I did.

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>Gura didn't eat last night
>I didn't eat last night

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Always believe in the shork, Chumbies

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>lots of smiling and waving, but very nervous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Getting likes untagged or even using a clip of her performance (which isn't allowed). Is this the power of Xitter blue?

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Gura probably slept naked last night, she made that call without ever getting out of bed, she was talking to me in her birthday suit. Her smooth little cunny barely covered by thin hotel sheets.

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My wife fell asleep in a break room..

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She's the sweetest cutest little thing and I HAVE to marry her and make sure she stays happy and help give her more confidence in herself.

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Just got out of work and was surprised by the twitter space. Listening now. My god I’ve got a big stupid grin right now. SHES SO CUTE. I love her.

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>>71568728
no it's the power of getting a lot of likes and get recommend on your timeline

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>Gura got emotional over fes
>I got emotional over how much I love Gura and hololive
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sex with a fembud.

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more likes?

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Will Gura off collab with the Bau Baus and the worst Ravencroft in Japan?

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>>71569448
Only 1

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>>71569619
I had two appear for me. I hate twitters new like system

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>>71569619
Which one was it? My likes are all out of order.

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>>71569783
Yeah, had to refresh to see the other one

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So remember a few days ago when we were having a discussion about when she possibly recorded her performances and I said something to the effect of
>it will be really obvious if her performance mocap was recorded remotely and sent in to Cover as opposed to her recording together with them in the studio.
Well, to no one's surprise, her dances were 100% recorded together with them at the studio. The only other way they'd be able to move around each other and interact like that would be to do hollywood level stuff where they get stand-in dancers or props and then time everything perfectly, but that would be way too expensive and way too much work for Cover, so she 100% recorded her stuff in Japan.

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>>71569792
this - https://twitter.com/tart_gura/status/1768541044994642307
then this - https://twitter.com/Neco_Massigra/status/1768895909101015221

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Gura the cutest.

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>>71569956
Cute bag, I REALLY hope she adds the wink gif to her intro or something.

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>>71569955
Someone actually made that claim? I only remember some retard saying that these are not pre-recorded (they are except MC parts)

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I'm feeling super guilty about my behaviour at the end of last year

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MY wife

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>>71570390
my wife actually

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Also, to that one guy who kept arguing with me and said
>Gura recorded her fes performances last year. All these fes performances are now recorded a year in advance. That's why Haachama won't be in it.
How are you feeling? Does it feel good being wrong? Remember when you said that Ina lied about recording for fes a few months ago and I called you retarded?
Ina wasn't capable of dancing like that a year ago. So that's more proof you were wrong.
You called me so many names for not agreeing with you. But when are you going to learn that I am always right? You get mad at my paragraphs, but I'm never fucking wrong and you will always lose.

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>>71570371
I don't want to know what you've done, but if you really feel that guilty then you probably should feel that way, I'm afraid.

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>>71570371
Yeah? Well, I'm feeling guilty about my behavior at the end of last week, lol.

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>>71570371
>>71570675
Gura would forgive, she knows about downward spirals, as long as you do better you will become worthy of her love again.

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twitter/x space
https://gofile.io/d/IOBoCg

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FUCKING COVER APOLOGISTS REE MY WIFE STILL HAS HER FARQUAD LOOKING ASS MODEL

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>>71570570
If you are so smart then tell me when did Fauna and Mumei record their parts? And you can't really compare JPs easy travel to the studio to the ENs

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>>71569955
You’re right but you’re still retarded. How would it be too much work to hire a dancer in Japan? It wouldn’t cost much either

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>>71570570
>Ina wasn't capable of dancing like that a year ago

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I haven't heard her sound that way like she did in that twitter space in a long time.
She clearly loves hololive. And going to Japan and participating in holofes with the others reminds her of why she wanted to be part of all this in the first place.
I think it would be nice if more people here would share her sentiments and not hate hololive and the other girls so much. I certainly don't love all of them and there's even a few that I avoid, but I've never understood the contempt held by so many chumbuds here whenever anyone else is brought up.

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>Q performed at Fes for the first time
>...without Gura
o-okay I guess. It was a great performance and I love the sheep but still what the fuck.

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>>71571342
>He thinks those are chumbuds making those posts

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>>71570634
Well, yeah. There isn't much I can do except becoming a better fan from now on

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>>71571342
I don’t respect whores, and I hate fakers.

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>>71571439
Why don’t you say it in their generals?

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>>71571342
I LOVE Hololive, and the apes in these threads who hate on the others aren't even fit to be under Gura's shoe

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>>71571342
>I've never understood the contempt held by so many chumbuds here whenever anyone else is brought up.
I won't pretend there aren't "chumbuds" that are like that, it's a large fanbase with a lot of different types of people, but I'm still certain that the majority of all that is just shitposting.

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>>71571882
definitely.

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>>71569955
Anon this won't stop anything. The retard will pull it next concert, and next concert etc
There's someone convinced that Kanauru does ALL her mocap which is baffling

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>>71571882
I'll always be thankful to the girls that take care of Gura, in japan or otherwise, encourage her to stream or just do things with us, like Kiara.

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>>71571882
>>71572036
Why does Gura double the second highest en member in subs? Why does her ccv triple most members? Why does her vods quadruple most members? Why are you in this thread instead of global?

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>>71571439
Really, they did Q without Gura? How the fuck does that work, the entire premise is chumbuds vs deadbeats

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>>71570889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964HiCesz40

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>>71572420
>clipping a space
What a massive faggot holy shit

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>>71572297
Numbers...

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>71570322
>brown
Gross

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>>71572501
Someone's gotta archive it. In fact, it's already deleted off twitter....

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>>71572737
No it's not

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hey antis... how you guys feeling? you guys doing okay? i know it hurts being so stupid and wrong all the time. it's hard to watch you guys eat the dirt so badly. it's like watching a toddler fall over on concrete. it's okay though, everything is going to be fine. just understand we were always right, you can love the shark wife too. you don't have to hate her just because she's loli, you know the truth that she's attractive and that she activates your almonds. just let it happen. Let her soft voice heal your tormented evil hearts. No more seethe, only smiles now.

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>>71572737
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769102284963582022
...?

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>>71572501
My response would be “people clip all of their spaces,” but I know you don’t care about the others or pretend to. Instead we have all these schizos pretending

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>>71570570
Yeah you got him bro. But did you have to post about this again? You just made a post about this.

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>>71572843
I care about all the holos, I just think clippers are faggots and leeches.

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Oh nice, actually providing content for once in a blue moon but not telling anyone and deleting it afterward, really cool Gura

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Retard hours already?

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>>71572420
12 minute clip of a 16 minute space, why not just full reupload at that point?

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>>71571439
Yeah. I can't wait to hear Mori or Gura, most likely Mori, explain that one. They did perform Q at a past convention, I think.

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>>71572914
imagine missing things. lol. snooze lose.

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>>71572976
Guess so.

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>>71572976
I think so

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Mori and Watame have their own collab song or songs, right? Why would they perform a Mori and Gura one.

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>>71572976
They don't have much time to be retarded before they get BTFO again.

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>>71572914
What? It's still there for me. A clip channel also uploaded it to YouTube.

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>>71572914
You should try harder. Twitter space is still there

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>>71572682
samen

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>>71572978
One of two reasons: she either missed the beginning or youtube recorded it badly.

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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I think I'll take a nap before the concert this time. A nice 9pm-12am nap. Gura probably won't sing until an hour in anyway.

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>>71573442
Don't be late!

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>>71573141
Why don’t you check their threads for an answer

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There’s 5 days of holofes right?

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Maybe it's hidden in brown countries? Also noticed she unpinned the tweet that's been pinned forever. Maybe we'll get the after fes tweet pinned next?

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Oh hey, I didn't see this yesterday. Canadian Fuwa cosplayer says Gura is her oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=cmiuc-j-vvXU1_LU&t=186&v=xc-ZP48xw58&feature=youtu.be

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>>71572912
clipeers are part of the machine retard
member content is different though

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>>71573699
I thought it was usually 2 days? Maybe it's 3 days this year.

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>>71573724
I'm not brown, just sullen. I've used a different account and I see it now.

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>>71573962
It's all leeching, just watch streams it's not hard. Translated clips are different though, because they at least offer something.

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>>71572912
You're not cool for hating on clippers. They are important for bringing people in.

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Gura cute.
https://youtu.be/S_XJYBx9WcI

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>>71573929
Why does the comment imply this is only temporary and eventually fuwawa will be her oshi

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>>71574136
Where do you fags come from

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>Biboo just sang Ride on Time
How did you feel chumbuds?

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>>71574591
Biboo kinda cute, but not as cute as Goob.

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Surprised that Gura did a twitter space or should it just be called space x? All the things she mention she would do she does get to it eventually even if it takes a longer time than most would do it. She actually met moom and most of Advent. And she was hopped up on red bull after sharing it with Bae before going up for her MC portion. A very Gura thing to do.

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>>71574133
How would you watch streams of a person you don’t know exists?

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anyone got a mega or something of the whole first stage?

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>>71574688
Its not hard to find, go look

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>>71574660
They are called X-Zones now

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>>71574591
Well I didn’t know till you brought it up and even now I don’t care. Try fishing in her general

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>>71574591
too zoomer for my tastes but a good bean nonetheless

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>>71571210
Animation is one of my interests, and this relates somewhat, so forgive my paragraphs.
>How would it be too much work to hire a dancer in Japan? It wouldn’t cost much either
Hiring a stand-in dancer so Koyori and Noel would know where Gura would be during the dance isn't the difficult part. The difficult part would be recording separate performances and then stitching everything together to make it feel seamless and getting everyone's positioning and timing down correctly when they're moving around each other while not actually being there together.

Back in 2022, Gura's 3D performances were very basic. Why? Because they had to be recorded remotely and sent in to Cover. This was especially the case when she was performing with others. They wouldn't move around very much and that's because the more interaction and moving, the harder it would be to make it look like they're performing together. Engineers would have to make sure they never cross each other's path and end up in the same place at the same time, for example.
Many people don't appreciate this, but Cover had to do a massive amount of work to coordinate three separate mocap recordings to make this UmiSea performance look believable back in 2022: https://youtu.be/zQuFRSi5ebc&t=2550, but even still, they mostly danced by themselves in a line so that it would be easier to coordinate. Neither Ina nor Gura would have been able to travel to Japan at this time because of Japanese Covid travel restrictions.

Can they still do it remotely? Yes, it's possible. But the fes performance with Koyori and Noel was a lot more elaborate than her 2022 dances and it would be so much more effort hiring stand-in dancers on both sides and then timing everything perfectly. Cover isn't Pixar. They aren't going to go frame by frame and make sure everything lines up perfectly. Occam's razor says that Gura must have recorded her 5th fes performance in Japan either in June/July of last year, or some time during her 5 months absence. I don't think Gura was in Japan two weeks ago, and I don't think Cover would've waited until the last minute to record it, but I suppose that's also a possibility.

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By the way, here's a list I made of her 3D appearances she had in 2022 and 2023. >>63349546
Since then, she's also had these:

Dec 31, 2023 - hololive production COUNTDOWN LIVE 2023▷2024 -hololive side-
https://youtu.be/DzP0jXgOC4I?t=205

Mar 15, 2024 - hololive 5th Fes - Capture the Moment - Stage 1

Mar 16, 2024 - hololive 5th Fes - Capture the Moment - Honeyworks Stage

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>>71574591
I cant tell if shes a chumbud or not

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>>71574688
Here newfag

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>>71574591
Am I suppose to get mad? A many of us watch Bijou when Gura isn't on.

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>>71574761
I get a shitload of HIrys when I look

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>>71574991
she really admires gura at the least, she was also fangirling hard at bonebros at the summerfest

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>>71574841
don't put this much effort into some nijinigs

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>>71575191
us? go away

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>>71575122
idk how to use that

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>>71575191
>A many of us watch Bijou when Gura isn't on.
>us
Shut up faggot

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>>71572978
because this guy is one of the few good Gura clippers, he doesn't want to go full leeching I think

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>>71575471
Base64 decode

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>>71575471
Little hint
64

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Please slow down a little, stinkies.

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Does Gura have psychosis? She wants more voices in her head.

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>>71574841
I appreciate the paragraph, I misunderstood your point. I thought you were arguing that it would cost a lot to just have someone do the moves in place of the members. This makes more sense and I retract my previous outburst

>>71575268
Take your schizo shit to the catalog

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>>71575619
I must breed her.

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>>71575421
>>71575495
They’ve been at it for hours.

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>>71575631
>Have a humongous, dedicated fanbase that would do anything for you
>Treat them like shit
Yeah, Id say shes pretty crazy

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>>71575631
why is having voices in your head bad it sounds kinda fun

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>>71575471
You gotta plug that code into your Nintendo 64. It will give you a rom to play DK64. Choose Diddy and swim to the Krool island. There you will meet the rest of your Kong brothers and only then can you overcome the cunning King Krool.

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>>71575820

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>>71571033
>If you are so smart then tell me when did Fauna and Mumei record their parts?
I've been saying for a long time that I think Fauna and Mumei either recorded their performances last year during July or they might have recorded their fes performances during their recent month long breaks.
Last year, Gura's second and third trips to Japan were very short. Her second trip was at most 12 days because she stopped streaming on June 21 and was back home by July 4 and her third trip was at most 7 days because she stopped streaming on July 9 and was back home by July 17.
So it's possible Fauna and Mumei went to Japan during their breaks for a week to record.

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I love this little dummy so unbelievably much.

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>>71571276
Did you watch 4th fes or even her birthday 3D live? She wasn't. She talked about training and being excited to show takos what she had recorded for fes during her first stream back last month. She improved a ton, especially with her group performance.

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>>71575543
>>71575556

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Is Gura still fat or was that just this morning type of controversy

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>>71576217

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>>71575231
Interesting. Fauna was also a bonebro too but it seems like she leaned on the chumbie side more.

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>>71576345

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People for some reason forget the handcam stream she did when talking about Gura's proportions. Very small.

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Is Gura a fembud?

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>Ride on Time
>Flamingo
>Stay with me
Biboo casually stealing Gura's niche lmao

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I went to go see Dune and a frigging xspace happens, go figure

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>>71577028
probably watched the last karaoke with fauna

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>>71577028
She seems more like a stealth fembud to me.

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>>71577028
>Holo vs Holo
Hello sis

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>>71576161
In all fairness I haven’t watched her performance and I don’t plan to. My point was comparing 4th fes to 3rd fes. She was literally just walking a bit to actually doing some form of choreography. If improvement is all that matters then by your own logic 90% of the members can’t dance.
I will say, if that’s what you’re arguing then I won’t disagree

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>>71577028
This makes me so angry. I am so mad right now I’m literally shitting and pissing myself

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>>71574841
>Occam's razor says that Gura must have recorded her 5th fes performance in Japan either in June/July of last year
more likely February, she met Koyori in person during that period
>I don't think Gura was in Japan two weeks ago, and I don't think Cover would've waited until the last minute to record it,
Bae's Bloop tweet was a thing and there will always be a hololive project for Gura to work on e.g. bday live, next concert, next HoloSummer, 6th Fes, etc..

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>>71576617
It doesn't matter, anon. Shitposters will always find a way to shitpost.
And it's all embarrassingly dumb and lame. Ignore it.

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>>71577388
Don't forget Kaela's a tweet.

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Today is
>Nijischizo
>OtHeR mEmBeRs schizo
>Garden variety gura anti
That twitter space must’ve been amazing

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>>71577388
Schizo

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>>71577441
It was

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where is she

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Shark juice

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>>71577573
In Japan, with me

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>>71577573
In Japan working at the minimum for the next 3 days in the Cover studio.

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>>71577439
Wait what was Kaela's tweet?

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Gura got an ass so fat, swallows a g string
And on top? 2 bee stings

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>>71577702
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1765443444493975823

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>>71577028
I hope they collab in the future and have lots of fun,

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its not fair, all the hologirls get to hang with gura in person...and i'll ever know is her face through a monitor screen....gura...

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>>71575495
>>71575819
>>71577028
Go bump your dying holo vs holo thread.

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>>71577884
Are you a cute retarded girl?

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>>71577884
It’s almost like she wants you to find your courage to brave this scary world and find your very own fembud to start a family with.
You can take this reality in different ways. Don’t waste it.

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>>71578155
>Don’t waste it.
it's too late for that.

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

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>>71578185
Only once your dead, fool.

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>>71577243
>She was literally just walking a bit to actually doing some form of choreography. If improvement is all that matters then by your own logic 90% of the members can’t dance.
No offense, but this is kind of ESL and I don't really understand what you're trying to say. Ina's 5th fes group performance was the first time she's danced like that. And even she herself used to say that dancing wasn't her strong suit and that she wasn't good at it. But for her group performance this year, she was matching everyone's energetic movements and was a lot more confident. She's improved a ton since last year.
For you second point, I'm not sure what other members have to do with this. I brought up Ina's personal growth and improvement in her dancing to show that her 5th fes performance wasn't recorded a year ago.
Ultimately, if you're not even going to watch it, then your opinion really doesn't matter because you don't even know what the rest of us are talking about.

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>>71575950
So you would agree that Gura recorded fes back then too? Faunas and Mumeis breaks were for themselfs and frankly has anyone from EN ever kept their trips to Japan a secret? aside from MAYBE Gura

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Are there any fembuds at Hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 Day 2?

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The shitposter(s) we've had this last while really give off a "they're definitely new around here" vibe.

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>>71577808
Oh I forgot about that! Gooba has been really busy. :3

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>>71578420
Didn’t the chumbies already do their meetup? I wanna hear more about that. Was it stinky? Was it all males?

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https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1769159329792622853?s=20

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>>71578790

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wtf I nap before holofes and end up missing something more important.

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>>71578790
This made we think we really don't have enough Gura/Mumei collabs. These two are the best together

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>>71578937
Or GuraXFauna collabs. Or Gura anything I guess

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>>71578790
are they all together right now? They must be having fun

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>>71578929
sorry bro. hope you enjoy it at least. i'm glad that my patience and constant readiness has paid off so many times already. will always be there for my wife.

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>>71578929
The good news is that it's archived and she wasn't checking tweets/comments anyway, so you're not missing anything just listening to the recording.

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>>71578790
It's over...

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is gura a vtuber or a vtwitterer?

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>>71579393
she is a vDiety

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>>71579393
vxer

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>>71579393
Idol

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>>71579393
she's my wife, that's all that matters.

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>>71579697
Yeah, mine.

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>>71579393
Gura is a Vocaloid.

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Gura is a shark

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>>71577388
>more likely February, she met Koyori in person during that period
You mean last year when she gave her a hug? They both said that it was a chance encounter and so did the others Koyori was with. Gura met Miko and Sora at the same time as her because those three were at the studio recording something else. Also, Noel has never talked about meeting Gura, but she clearly did, so you can't base it entirely off of when they talk about each other.
>Bae's Bloop tweet was a thing
Yes, that tweet was on march 4 https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1764845361066373431 and Kaela's "a" tweet was on March 6, https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1765443444493975823.. So It's possible she arrived in Japan around that time if that's when she met them. But that's still only a couple weeks before holofes and there's just no way that Cover is going to risk anything by recording Gura's fes performances that close to the event. That means she most likely recorded with Noel and Koyori earlier, and that's why I suggested either the last time we knew she was there in July or one of the weeks during her 5 month break. I feel like if Gura met Noel back in February, she would have said something. She told us about meeting a bunch of other senpai back then so I'm not sure why you think she'd hide it.

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>>71579933
meds

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WIIIIIIIIIIFE

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WIFE

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A few more likes as well

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>>71577808
why are they making cryptic tweets instead of just saying i meet Gura or something

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>>71580512
Gura already said it straight up once though.

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>>71578347
I don’t take offense you’re just a little dumb. Everything sounds ESL if you remove a part of the statement. Either read the entire post or don’t respond

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>>71580512
It’s a meme you dip

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Gura want to tongue kiss me

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769164247676915943

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>>71580780
Gura, please lick the 3Dio or KU 100 next time

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>>71580106
Why are you humoring a retards delusions?

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>>71580780
She's licking things at the office again...

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>>71580780
She’s really active right now. She either finished an annoying job or just got a dream collab. Too bad we won’t know for a few weeks due to NDAs

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>>71580981
Because it’s my job. You think your oshi is the only tard that needs wrangled? No. Im paid to ensure the rest of you don’t get too feisty. Now sit down and shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like she's living her best life, good for her

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when antis using Mumei as shitposts? They're doing the same but using biboo. I can't wait for the next one.

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>>71580729
What is the meme because we don't get it. Gura's tweet makes it seem like she had gone down on the owl. I don't care if she did but really she should clarify.

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Guys
Check Gura's likes
Real fembuds

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they're just goomin together

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>>71581616

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>>71581551
vtubers eating each other out is just a social customs thing. Similar to how dogs sniff each others rear end.

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>>71581616
I only see 1

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>>71581616
70% of her fans are brown and 0.1% are female.

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>>71581890
blindchama...

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>>71577441
Posts like this don't really help because it's unclear who you're actually referring to or which side you think is the schizo.
For example, when you say "OtHeR mEmBeRs schizo" you might be referring to
>>71571673
>>71571724 (one minute apart, btw)
>>71572297
>>71573568
which would make you normal, or you might be referring to >>71571342, in which case, that would make you the sperging retard instead.
Same thing for "Garden variety gura anti". That could describe anyone here depending whether you yourself are a schizo faggot or not.

[Anonymous No.]

gura sharing a redbull with bae = indirect kiss
the shark is a gay

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>>71582134
h-hot

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>>71578407
>So you would agree that Gura recorded fes back then too?
That's not what I said at all. I said that Gura most likely recorded her fes performances either during her break or the last time she was in Japan back in July. Thinking that she recorded it a year ago seems unlikely and there's nothing to support that. We have no idea what Fauna or Mumei did during their break, and if they did go to Japan in secret, then why would they tell us they did? That's why I said it's possible they did it during their breaks like Ina and Kronii did.

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So anyone watching the opening thing?

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>>71582338
yes. i bet they both ferociously tongued the opening and left a healthy coating of saliva on the rim before each pass of the can. those fucking harlots...

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>>71582824
I have it open but Regloss is kinda dull

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>>71581616
Zetsuna is black!?

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>>71582824
No I never bought tickets. I love gura but this holofes shit is boring.

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>>71582824
I don't recognize these people, did staff all get vtuber avatars or something?

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>>71582824
Yeah, im doing that while catching up on my global reps. Fes and the expo always gets me so excited about hololive every year.

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>>71581616
how much money did they make from dino gura?

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>>71582980
even worse, he's french!

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>>71581219
Schizo got it

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what's the pourpose of this regloss stream?

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>>71583799
To see if there are any fembuds at Hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 day 2.

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>>71580720
>you’re just a little dumb. Everything sounds ESL if you remove a part of the statement.
No, it sounds ESL when I'm reading sentences from someone who doesn't know how to construct them properly, i.e. (You).
But go ahead and tell me why you think
>She was literally just walking a bit to actually doing some form of choreography.
is in any way correct, third-worlder.
Additionally, even if read in full, your assumption that all I care about is improvement because I mentioned Ina's growth in ability to highlight the time that's past, shows that your reading comprehension is lower than a native speaker as well.

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>>71581219
I'm flattered by the impersonation, since I largely agree, but it's a bit odd for you to pretend to be me, anon.

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>>71582119
>Gura anti could describe anyone here
Wife posters it turns out you’ve been antis this whole time, no different than the people saying mean things about her. Either that or this is the biggest retard this thread has ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my Gurandma.

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I love my WIFE. :3

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>>71583116
>how much money did they make from dino gura?
Pretty sure its one of the highest selling plushies ever in hololive when you involve the dollar into question.

[Anonymous No.]

I like watching these little tours of the expo.

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>wife in a few hours and retards are arguing
>again

[Anonymous No.]

I hope gura got to actually eat a full meal at some point today

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>>71583968
Now I’ll call you out on it. Correct the grammar.Prove English is your first language.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link?

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>>71584244
Leave it be, once they really get into it they won't stop for a while.
Just keep loving MY wife and enjoy the show.

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>>71584244
Ever notice how it’s never about Gura?

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>>71584309
all she had were more cookies and mumei sock juice she stole from the hotel laundry

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>>71584123
A schizo could very well think wife posters are antis for trying to imply that Gura is married to a man or something. You never know who you're talking to on here and so dropping into the middle of a thread and saying "I hate schizos" isn't helpful. Everyone will think you're referring to the side they disagree with.

[Anonymous No.]

i would choke and kill every baby and kitten on the planet while staring in their eyes as they die for a five second hug with Gura right about now.

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>>71584793
this but dogs

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>>71584435
Restream?

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Fembud cosplaying as Fuwawa
https://youtu.be/xc-ZP48xw58?t=3m4s

[Anonymous No.]

Why do japanese men all have the same horrible haircuts? They don't HAVE to arr rook same. There's actually less girls there than i was expecting. Where's all the fembuds, apart from the ones locked up in my garden shed?

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>>71585429
anyone have her twitter?

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>>71585772
They aren't supposed to stand out. It's dishonorable.

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>>71584396
I'm not an asshole, so I'm not going to tell you to go read a book or something like that. I'm not going to shame someone for wanting to learn.
That being said, I can't correct your sentence since I have no clue what you were trying to say. It was too poorly structured. You're asking me to translate gibberish.
However, through context clues, I assume you meant something like, "Ina was just walking around a bit instead of doing choreography." Is that what you were trying to say with
>She was literally just walking a bit to actually doing some form of choreography.

As for
>If improvement is all that matters then by your own logic 90% of the members can’t dance.
I'm not sure how you arrived at this conclusion at all or why you think what I said would lead to that position. Like I've stated multiple times now, I only brought up Ina's improvement to demonstrate that her performance couldn't have been recorded last year, considering that she wasn't capable of dancing like that a year ago.

Is that sufficient?

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More likes again?

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>>71584793
Reminds me of a simpler time when I didn’t have to jump through hoops to watch gore. You never forget your first colombian necktie, if Gura saw it she’d probably never sleep again

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>>71586060
yes, probably liking stuff during breaks

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Foot love.
https://twitter.com/TororoRose/status/1768328099706380389

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Chumbuds, why is she so perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964HiCesz40

[Anonymous No.]

Gura room again!

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BOIOIOIOIOIOING

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She liked the cute fembud. :3
https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1768992274657243170

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Those socks? Mine.

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THERE ARE SOCKS ON THE GROUND NOW

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I want to smell those...

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>>71586392
what if she actually wore them?

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>>71586392
Gura placed those there...

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>>71586169
i don't have to jump through hoops. I can't friggen avoid it. I'm stupid and have seen enough to give my self PTSD or some shit. That peeling off the face shit, or blacks beating up female white children, damaged my brain. Gura brings me peace tho.

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FUCK, i was sleeping like an idiot when my wife called me, wtf, come on Gura, you know when i have dozed off dude

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She sounded so fat in the phone call <3

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>>71586703
she wasn't fat, but my dick was.

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The space was so nice, and I can't wait to see her again soon though her saying she's busy for the next few days again is so disappointing. I know Japan streams are unlikely but just hearing her confirm it makes me sad.

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>>71586703
>Fat comments are the only thing she has left to shitpost over.
Peak female kek

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>>71586925
No doubt she has a lot of promo and hololive work to do in Japan before she gets home. So many things to do behind the scenes. Being at the top is never easy.

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>>71586925
what's to be sad about. I'm fucking pumped. She's in japan, nervous exited, we had 4 appearances plus MC for the actual concert, and a twitter space, fun twitter likes to enjoy. And it's not over yet. I couldn't be happier, I'm so proud of my wife. Chin up fella.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all of those dorks enjoying themselves. It looks fun.

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>>71587243
I really should go to these events. But i feel like i'm too ugly, but amongst the dysgenic masses, i'm a fuckin chad, so maybe i should just go. might drown in fembud pussy.

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>>71587223
>what's to be sad about
Because the space was like a mini hit of Goob, and it made me miss her even more. Im proud of her, and love seeing her on stage, but having to got a month or more without her constantly has worn on me. I literally just want to spend time with her.

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>>71587365
same desu

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I want to sexually bully and ryona this slutty creature T u T

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>>71586042
20 minutes to say you can’t understand English. 20 minutes to say you couldn’t find any faults with the grammar. You absolute fucking dumbass.This is why you don’t read things piecemeal you retard.
>My point was comparing 4th fes to 3rd fes. She was literally just walking a bit to actually doing some form of choreography.
Since I can actually read, I’ll break it down for you. Compare means, and this is definition three: draw an analogy between one thing and another for the purposes of explanation or clarification. I was comparing 3rd and 4th fes. The next statement uses “to,” again with a different definition, meaning “used to introduce the second element in a comparison.” Walking a bit, i.e., 3rd fes., to actual choreography, 4th fes. Now let's put it together. Ina was pretty much walking in 3rd fes, and in 4th fes, she did something resembling a dance. If you understood context clues or weren’t such a newfag that’s never seen 3rd fes you would’ve figured it out on your own. Now, instead of talking about Gura, I had to give you an English lesson.

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>>71587365
Dude, get a hoppy, fly i kite, of fuck a kike, what's up with people that can't find anything else to do while my wife is gone?

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WIFEEEEE

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>>71587352
>just wants to go to hook up
fake chumbud

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>>71587365
the good moments in life are brief but precious, their rarity makes me appreciate them more. I dunno, maybe i've just had a really shit life, so when things are good, I'm thrilled. I'll wait a month for 5 minutes with Gura anyday. She's worth it. But I get what you mean. Unless you falseflagging in which case fuck you lol.

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>>71587547

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>>71587595
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>71587629
gura wants us to hook up with fembuds.

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>>71587627
but why does every moment outside of those good moments have to be exclusively suffering?

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>>71586286
She’s not perfect. If she were, we wouldn’t have ever met her. She’s better than perfect

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>>71587101
I’m taking time off work at the end of next week and into the following one. Hopefully she’ll be settled back home by the.

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sure my fat wife was completely nude during that X space phone call <3

[Anonymous No.]

qrd on shark sightings in the last two weeks?

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>>71587101
She's also the head of the EN branch so she's probably swamped with a ton of meetings regarding the new US HQ.
Being Dimitri Jap is no easy task.

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>>71587771
it just how it be. metaphysical evil exists. but so does gura. it balances out in the end.

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>>71587627
>I'll wait a month for 5 minutes with Gura anyday. She's worth it
I guess I just don't get this sentiment. Ill continue to wait for her and trust that she's doing what's best for her while thinking about us, but im not going to ignore that time is limited and my goal is to spend as much time as possible with her. She's been in hololive for 3 and a half years and it barely feels like any time has past. I don't know how long things are gonna last, but I'd like to spend as much time together as possible.

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>>71587365
That hit of Goob was an extra thing she went out of her way even though it was outside of her comfort zone to do, something she didn't even have to do, she talked to us just because she wanted to share things with us, and it was intimate, she was calling us from bed, excited to tell us about her idol activities and meeting her friends before she started her day. That twitter space was a Gooba highlight for this year, not just because of how cute it was, but because of the things it represented. I love my shark.

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>>71587771
Because your bar for what you’re willing to refer to as “suffering” is extremely low

[Anonymous No.]

what's the monkeyscript called to play webms with sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71587964
well i'm glad your heart is in the right place. Hope you enjoy the rest of fes. more gura soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71588065
4 chan sounds

[Anonymous No.]

she was laying in bed for 2 hours trying to work herself up to do a twitter space and only the pressure of having to get up and leave pushed her into finally doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>71587874
chumbuds pls, I've been busy
>>71588065
4chan external sounds

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>>71588193
>she was laying in bed for 2 hours
Laying there nude AND fat

[Anonymous No.]

She's the cutest thing in the world that needs to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

i still don't understand wtf dev_is or regloss is. such a weird marketing move. should have just made a new generation. baffling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71588201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVWk8jQPQEI she came near the end, other than that holofes and twitter space a couple hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Miss Shark space
I wanna kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>71588378
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

The fat shitposting might be some of the laziest I've seen in quite some time, and there's a lot of lazy shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71588412
i honestly can't blame ya. hope you can at least enjoy the replay. It was nice seeing my pfp next to hers in the space. It was like waking up next to her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71588527
Just ignore it, chumbie.

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>>71586925

Literally everyone else manages somehow, yet she consistently is the failure who can't. At this point, people are just moronic for continuing to be milked for their money by her.

>>71587101
I really don't get how the chumbuds haven't all OD'ed on copium yet. The supposed "So much work she has" never manifests beyond a few voice lines here or there for products. If it's truly taking her months, weeks, or even days to record like 3 lines, she's even less talented than I assumed.

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[Anonymous No.]

I would like a (You)

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>>71588625
seethe jealous tranny faggot lol. 4 appearances plus the MC in the first concert. Seethe forever. Still the biggest vtuber of all time. Seethe eternal. Still the cutest being that has ever graced this universe. Meanwhile you're a disphoric dysgenic tranny. She's a cute loli and you're an ugle lump of ugly flesh. Seeeeeeeethe

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>>71588941
dozo

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>>71588941
Yo

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>>71586925
I was listening at work and can't deny I wanted to let out a loud FUCK when I heard that, but this is still an improvement over disappearing with no notice, I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

beat it and clush it

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>>71588625
>Gawr: You never cease to surprise me blue shark…I thought that capsule you were in exploded in space
>Gura: You know what can I say…I die hard.
>Gura: You actually saved me, you know.
>Gawr: It was the trident wasn’t it? But there’s no way you could’ve pulled it off with a trident that’s fake
>Gawr: So there’s more to you than just looking like me. What are you anyway?
>Gura: What you see is what you get! Just a girl that loves dwarves! I’m Gawr Gura!
>Gawr: I see. But you know. I can’t let you live. Your digging days are coming to an end

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>>71587552
Where are you from, anon? Because no one uses "to" that way. At least, not around here. That seems like some cockney or Scottish bullshit. You aren't ESL like I thought, but you clearly aren't from here either; your word choice is too atypical.
Regardless, you've still yet to explain what you meant with
>If improvement is all that matters then by your own logic 90% of the members can’t dance.
, how you even arrived at that conclusion, or what internalized logic it was that you were projecting onto my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71589665
peak kino

[Anonymous No.]

did somebody say "Dwarf"?

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>>71580106
there's more to it than that, like being overconcerned over the joke comments saying her head was a bit too big, my theory is she's reacting to it that way as she knew nothing could be changed for the 5th fes performance by the time, it's all done now. also Occam's razor says "June/July" is not likely given the short period visit
>there's just no way that Cover is going to risk anything by recording Gura's fes performances that close to the event
I didn't oppose you, I just said that she was working on the future projects, her birthday is in THREE MONTHS

[Anonymous No.]

Stop with the words

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>>71588833
Ham borage

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>>71589976
Dorf adventure mode next month. My patience always pays off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71590390
So is the green one your favorite or the white flavor. Or equal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71590150
All I've seen during that whole exchange is:
blah blah blah blah Occam's razor blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah >Occam's razor blah blah blah Occam's razor blah blah

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LESS THAN AN HOUR LEFT

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone ever clip the MC section of her and Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71591674
only the ending https://streamable.com/kgcnxw

[Anonymous No.]

>>71591674
just get the torrent. you live in a country that doesn't block torrent sites. not all of us are that lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71591818
I found the one I was looking for
>>71591841
Ill download the whole things later when the spwn ticket is close to expiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71591959
i completely misunderstood your post, sorry. brainfart. little sleep thanks to fes kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone here have that sweet link to share ??

[Anonymous No.]

>>71591959
you found one with more than the ending? share

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592126
the links from yesterday still works

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is truly the greatest idol of all time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592126
Sure!
https://virtual.spwn.jp/events/24031601-jphololive5thfes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592199
Anon I said the MC section

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592313
I would no joke break my neck if I tried doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592294
I just searching for a backup, it is always good to have two or three links

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592380
oh, sry I misread your post

[Anonymous No.]

I like the wabi sabi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Spotted some fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592782
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592917

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593044
they'll have someone to hold them tonight. I won't. Being a girl must be incredible, getting hugs and human physical contact. last time i touched a human bush was president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593044
that fembud is touching my message!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593160
which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593160
Really? That almost 20 years. I accidentally bumped hands with the cash register girl today. Do you not count that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593344
all of them. they never have to sleep alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593160
you touched the president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593160
last time i touched a human bush (...) was president.
So who was president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592917
Goomba is licking and mumei is sucking?>>71593402
I meant the president

[Anonymous No.]

I took a few screenshots from yesterday, and Ill take a few more tonight. I want to post about my cute sharkwife on twitter as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593402
Sure, but the crazy thing is. They don't all want to sleep with just anyone just because they're lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593044
This is probably weird to say, but Gura’s popularity confuses me. And no, I don’t mean “why is she so popular?” She’s the best vtuber in the world, super cute, and among the 0.01% of females that are actually funny. I’m wondering why her popularity ebbs and flows so much. Like right now, in order from most to least, it goes 2021>2024>2020>>2022>2023. Why is that? She’s arguably more popular than she’s ever been, or almost as popular as her peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593444
Last time you touched a human bush?
Why would you touch a human bush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593444
>Who’s on first

[Anonymous No.]

>>71592917
Moom is covering in precious shark juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593923
i'm going to touch gura's bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593785
yeah only 100% perfect mister right will do for them. That's why they date hundreds of people looking for the right one. All i need is a girl with a face and a torso, that is somewhat kind to me, and I will provide for her for the rest of her life. Yet i'm the one that's alone, while they will never even know what it is like to be alone. All it takes is one swipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593785
thats why you show them your bank account but won't tell them its in ARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>71593923
Grammar the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594065
I'll have you know Gura is perfectly smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>gura meets mumei
>they're both white girls
>they're now best friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594126
Uki seethes in the distance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594126
Hololive EN cured my yellow fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594285
tattoos gave me yellow fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594126

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>>71594122
smooth-brained maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594084
>>71594067
Man, I may be a dateless kissless virgin, but I'm glad I'm past the point of ever potentially sounding like this.
I also don't pretend "all women are queens" before you even go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594214
who?

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>>71594067
If a girl sleeps with a different guy every month let alone one every week you’re not missing anything except maybe a disease. Remember even superstar actors, and pro sports ball players get cheated on. Lower your standards but look for slightly higher quality if you’re looking for a future wife. If you just want casual sex lower your standards by 2. Option 3 is throw your hat in the ring hoping for a meet cute with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>71594546
racist "vtuber", though I dunno how he can be a vtuber if he's male, because males can't be vtubers.

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>>71594214
Sister spy spotted

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>>71594525
Wait. You took my ARS comment seriously?

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Gura

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WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON WIFE SOON

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>>71594546
He’s a gay schizo and the faggot bringing him up is also one as well as a dramafag

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What are we drinking tonight fellas

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>>71594952
>Wife soon
You mean my wife's wife?

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>>71595055
Anon....

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>>71595025
I have water and powerade

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>>71595025
water

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>>71594856
Sorry not really, it was more directed to the other one.

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>>71594525
All women are whores; some just have the right morals to not act on it.

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>>71595092
Oh no, what happened

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>>71595198
Gura soon anon

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>>71594525
it's exactly because you're a kissless dateless virgin that you don't know how good physical contact with a girl is. It's like electricity. It's literal magic. And girls smell so good. It's like ASMR tingles combined with the best cum of your life, but you get to do it everynight,. The comfy giggly idle chatter after the sex as you come down from your orgasm highs, the cuddling in the morning... the trust between to people. I think i'd rather be a virgin than know so intimately what I'm missing out on from years and years of experience, and then decades alone. Gura softens that pain ever so slightly at least, so we've got this at least.

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>>71595092
This is why I call them schizos. They don’t actually watch or care about Gura. Just here to derail the thread (Shion is sex though)

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>>71595254
She's in the Honeyworks stage though. That's not THAT soon.

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>>71595261
>rather be a virgin than know what you're missing
not gonna lie that's a big reason I have never attempted to date

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JWU

LET'S GOOOOO LULLABY

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I thought gura was the opener

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why I am seeing something about earthquake in the chat?

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>>71595370
isn't honeyworks next?

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>>71595370
Less than 20 minutes is not soon?

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>>71595370
actual retard

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>>71595439
>>71595443
I thought it was 3rd stage next....

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>>71595370
That starts in 10 minutes anon

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>>71595429
that just my balls quakin getting ready for my wife.

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>>71595496

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>>71595429
2.9 Richter, bunch of alarmists

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>>71595261
I know anon, pretty you've posted something like this before. Everyone has different ways with coping with life. Some of us just keep themselves distracted by picking hobbies and keeping themselves entertained.

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Are there any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment HoneyWorks Stage?

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Would you eat Gura's shaved pubes?

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>>71595748
I need to stop her from shaving them

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>>71595748
>>71595810
she doesn't grow any in the first place

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>>71595708
true. i'm going camping soon so that will be good. in the meantime i'll keep enjoying fes. i just bein a moody little bitch.

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I only have excited shrimps. I need to have a calmer shrimp reaction for the lullaby.

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do we know every possible song she could be in? just two?

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>>71596044

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1 minute notice. You have been noticed.

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>>71596044
this was my reaction to lullaby

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>>71596074
One solo, one project (as in the whole group)

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>>71595261
>t's exactly because you're a kissless dateless virgin that you don't know how good physical contact with a girl is.
I'm so fucking tired of you. Holy shit. You have no fucking idea what other's people's lives are like or how miserable or happy they are. I guarantee you there are virgins who are more miserable than you and some that don't give a shit and are happy. But frankly, the fact you refuse to understand how virginity affects most men and the psychological damage that comes from that makes you a fucking moron incapable of empathy.

Just because you are too stupid to be able to imagine what life might be like with someone else, doesn't mean that everyone else who's never had a girlfriend is as well. In fact, I'd bet it's the opposite. Most people probably over value having a relationship if they've never been in one before. You're just a fucking retard. You're an arrogant and obnoxious prick and it's no wonder you've never been able to find another girl.
Fuck you.

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I missed the twitter space. Can I get a quick summary, or should I just listen to it after the concert?

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>>71596452
Just listen to it, it's only like 15 minutes long.

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>>71596452
it's 16 minutes anon common now just listen to it after the concert

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ITS STARTING

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It begins.

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>>71596515
>>71596529
I would listen to it either way, I was just wondering what it was about

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>>71596695
*sips*

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dino gura spotted!

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I like the mask girl not overreacting. Also, impressive Yagoo flag.

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I saw a dino goob

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Midget spotted.

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>>71596452
listen to it later, it's only 16 minutes.
But basically she said she met a bunch of holomen like Kaela, Mumei, Fuwamoco, and Nerissa.
She said she was going to be really busy the next few days.
She was nervous about everything including doing a twitter space.
She didn't know what to eat for breakfast and said she had to take a shower.
She shared a redbull with Bae before her MC segment.
The MC segment went by really quickly and she and Kiara had more planned for it, but their time was up.
She said she'd like to do more twitter spaces in the future and now she knows how to do them.
Probably other stuff I'm forgetting.

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i wake up for fes and see gura did a twitter space fuck yes. here is hopeing we get more of that

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I CAN SEE MY WIFE

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>>71596956
I see, thanks.

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GURA