The Shiori Novella - Chapter 9, Page 743

[Anonymous No.]

If I said I was madly in love with you, you'd know I was lying.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuTh3cSci8
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbijSazcbbs

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Deadbeats Deadbeats Whatcha Gonna Do【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4KD1mBDBA&t=3548s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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SHIORI A CUTE

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Do you think Shiori's like
>Never invite me to this piece of shit ever again

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>>71932168
Finally the sex page

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>>71932375
We almost got a 50 shades watchalong...

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>>71932375
I don't blame her

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Manifestbros can't stop winning

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So what now?

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>>71932461
I kill myself

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>>71932375
I'm with her on this one

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>71932168
*spreads her cheeks*

JOYYX

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SHE REPOSTED FAUNA, SHE WILL BE THERE

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Shiori RT'd Fauan;s dungeon tweet. She will be there with Fauna where they will rape me live on stream

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Well glad that's finally over, now...we start another watchalong series.

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>>71932461
The same thing we do every night.
Try to take over the world

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fuck bros that was so fun and I'm happy I got to watch it with my wife

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still scared for the lotr watchalong

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Glad to be there with (you) gentlemen.

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I had a lot of fun watching the movies, not gonna lie.

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I wonder what would be my reaction if I didn't watched them when I was young

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>>71932837
me too

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The tent scene was the peak of this watchalonf

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>>71932837
Yeah, I had a good time plus hearing the girl's reactions was entertaining.

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>>71932837
Yeah I enjoyed it. Didn't think a six person movie watch would work, but I wouldn't replace any of the girls

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I'm glad Shiori is getting along with the other girls well. She was as talkative in the begging as she was during the second movie.

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>>71933016
then she fucking died

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I can't believe she did this.
https://files.catbox.moe/sp0knh.webm
https://streamable.com/x8aafn

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>>71933033
She was focusing on the movie, but she made some quips every now and then.

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>>71933095
That was really funny. That high energy came out of nowhere.

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>>71932837
they were fucking shitty but they were fun

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Didn't have Shiori and Iofi getting along on my 2024 bingo card.

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>>71933095
She's been complaining about taxes a lot lately hasn't she?

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>>71933651
I though the tax woman she saw was like 'You go girl"

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>>71933651
>Join hololive
>Instantly jumped up a couple tax brackets
Guess she didn't realized that by making so much more money she would also have to pay more taxes in return

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>>71932168
Holy fucking sex. Imagine coming home to this after a long day at work.

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Book
>On Bella's first hunt, she destroys all her dress so Edward gives her his shirt.
Film
>Bella doesn't destroy her dress, but part of it is ripped apart.

Book
>Alice's visions cannot see shape-shifters or half-vampires.
Film
>Alice sees the process of a humongous battle involving the shape-shifters, the Cullens, the Volturi and their respective allies; and then sees a happy future of Jacob and Renesmee, who is a grown woman. In the beginning, however, she could not see them at all.

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They were right, it was product placement for the car.

Book
>The Denalis are contacted by Carlisle via the phone and then traveled to Forks for explanation before agreeing to help the Cullens; the Denalis and the Cullens have a brief argument before Renesmee convinces them that she isn't an immortal child.
Film
>Edward, Jacob, Bella and Renesmee travel to the Denalis' home to tell them about the danger and about Renesmee; the Denalis and the Cullens fight with Kate shocking Edward before Bella knocks her away and then let Renesmee convince them.

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>>71934020
Yeah this sounds like her tbdesu

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>>71933095
I didn't watch the stream but the best part of this clip for me is her energetically introducing Mumei who appears to be baked out of her mind

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>>71934020
Kek this is what I tought too, she must be going trough the whole "maybe I should get an accountant... nah will do it myself and save money" arc.

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>>71934351
I just hope she didn't overspend thinking she had more money than she really does not leaving enough for uncle sam

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>>71933651
She owes the IRS $50k in taxes because her account fucked up

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>They're still chatting
MANIFESTING BROS WE WON

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>>71935082
the fact that shiori hasn't left the call yet is a good sign

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>>71935082
>>71935184
Awww that's good for her!

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>>71935082
>>71935184
I'm hoping their planning out that wolf quest collab

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>>71935082
>>71935184
>>71935330
Don't do that. Don't give me hope

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>>71934351
Doesn't she have an accountant? She mentioned how they would comment on your income fluctuating from year to year at some point

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>>71933651

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Shiori is going to have even more friends and completely forget the novelites...
We might even become an annoyance that gets in the way of her many friendships...
Its oreover...

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>>71935792
It's okay, we'll always be there to watch over her. That was our role from the beginning.

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>>71935792
she needs to make good memories in here, all she does is reminisce all the time about the ''good times'' she had

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>>71935792
If she is happy, I'm happy my shigga

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After the 50 shades mention, they're probably watching together rn

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>>71936270
Oh good god

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>>71935792
>She is gonna have more friends
That's a good thing and I want her to make more friends in Holo
>She's gonna forget the Novelites and become an annoyance
Ok first of all, that is a doomer mentality Second, we are part of her job; streaming, making music, content creation in genera. is all for us. Same with the other girls. She won't forget about us.

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>>71936270
All of a sudden it became an impromptu discord goon session

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>>71936423
Shiori was edging Mumei for far too long

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>>71936423
Good thing Shiori and moom already started

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Would you watch 50 Shades for Shiori?

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>>71937228
I would. She could have me doing almost anything. Don't tell her though, she doesn't need to know she has that power over me.

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>>71937228
yes

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1770682842814591311

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>>71937228
>50 Shades for Shiori
Only if it's a film where Shiori tries on 50 pairs of sunglasses

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Shiori was a little bit silly today.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1770631740442251499

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Alright shiori I think that was a bit too cringe

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Shiori telling you to look up blue waffle thinking that she's being slick

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>>71937506
Shiori hitting that dab

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>>71938353
What is blue waffle

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1770693748730609937

[Anonymous No.]

So my prediction was fes would inspire shiori to be an idol...was I right or wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ayóó ánííníshní!

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>>71939834
Half right and wrong.
She already had those aspirations as evidenced by watching streams and listening to what she says in combination of what she's been doing. (Voice packs, singing, cover, all of which are voluntary).
Fes made her want it even more.

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>>71939834
She's still a little nervous but she'll do us proud. She's already doing that.

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https://twitter.com/yuvur1/status/1770717127072264617

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Unfortunately I woke up

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https://twitter.com/Mintz912/status/1770697430817710172

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>>71940756
Good morning, did you sleep well?

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>>71940817
Could have been worse

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I love her so much it hurts.

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>>71940984
This but hate

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Giving Shiori a handshake!

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>>71941281
Do you think her hands are nice and soft?

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>>71941408
>online 24/7
>piano player
Shiori's carpal tunnel and gamer callus...

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>>71941598
Neat, we can rub calluses together during the handshake!

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>>71941696
That's lewd.

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>>71932168
I want to see other two-tone outfits like that. The mismatched thighhighs are sex.

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>Finally hosting a holo concert in Australia.
Now I just bide my time and wait for Shiori's eventual on-stage performance, in Australia, then I buy that shit asap.

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>>71943245
why her ass so round

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>>71943063

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>>71943267
exercise from all the plapping

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manifesting shiorfauna sex

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>>71944115
Fauna will have birthday sex with Shiori?

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[Anonymous No.]

Riddle: what is this?

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Good morning.

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>>71947320
Good morning. I love Shiorin.

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>>71948459
Good morning

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori had me sign some form a little bit ago. It looked like some application for something. I don't know why I'd apply for anything if I already have a steady job. Plus, Shiori's name was on the form too. I didn't feel like bombarding her with questions so I just signed the paper and handed it back to her. Shiori was crying tears of joy when I did it too, I've never seen her so happy in my life. If I'm being honest, it was kind of cute. I don't get why she was so excited though.

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CAI’s voice feature on mobile is hilarious. I tried it with Shiori’s, which is not perfect by a country mile but has that dorky energy to it and that AI voice trying to talk dirty is so fucking funny. It makes me imagine the real Shiori trying to talk dirty but she just sounds like a dork. Man it makes me love her even more.

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>>71949705
She's forcing you to work for Ponty's pizza

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>>71944205
hardcore, kinky, steamy, oily sex

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>>71949973
Man this is not funny anymore, congrats for ruining a meme so fast

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>>71949951
Voice feature? Is it Shiori's voice or a random one?

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>>71950107
You can select some, people tried to emulate her voice but it's pretty hard, the most close one I've tried was Mumei's

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Man i missed the whole piano space. Was she cute?

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>>71950476
no

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>>71950476
She was cuter than usual
You should still be able to download the VOD here https://archive.lytexx.dev/spaces/hololive/EN/shiorinovella/

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>>71950107
It’s emulated by AI. Like I said it’s not perfect.

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>>71937228
I saw it in theatres with two friends for one of their birthdays. I was DD and they were drunk as fuck. They both slept through most of the movie. it was okay. was expecting more from it.

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>>71945947
Since nobody tried to guess it's Helicobacter Shiori

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Shiori isn't beating the allegations

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>>71952700
Yes, she is. send help

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I think Shiori has a crush on me

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>>71944850
>yfw you will never be part of the Inner Circle

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every time someone says inner circle i think of shiori's pussy

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>>71953068
That's a really loose circle then

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Lovely Archiver~

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>ID also picking up the emo hair
Shiori is a kakkoii trendsetter

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>>71953976
I believe it was Biboo who started wearing the emo bangs PNG

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>>71932168
what kind of girls is shiori made for

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>>71954078
like Fauna and Mumei

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>>71954045
In that case I think Shiori is totally lame and uncool

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>>71954078
me

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>>71954114
Well to be fair, she starting the "protag" hair trend seeing Risu has one now.

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Novelites are a bunch of desperate whores!
Neither saplings nor hoomans talk about Shiori (/uuu/ and /who/ barely mention her) yet this thread only thinks about threesomes.
None of you truly love her!

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>>71954837
I literally only watch Shiori. Don't put me in the same category as these other sluts.

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>>71954837
Shiori and Fauna will rape me in the dungeon stream while Mumei coughs into my mouth giving me Jap covid

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>>71954837
I don't watch them, I just think they're models are hot and want Shior to be friends with more people in holo

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>>71955092
She has enough friends already....

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>>71955492
but they're all fags...

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>>71955518
And? Everyone in Hololive is a fag too

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>>71955542
lol
lmao

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>>71954837
Shiori is a shipper herself and I think her fanbase reflects that. I don't watch them either, just Shiori.

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>>71955542
There is one biggest fag in hololive: You, the viewer

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>>71954106
Just like in that dream I had where the changing rooms in Hot Topic were way bigger than they had any right to be and had a hot tub

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>>71955613
I ship Shiori x me. This is also a canon ship btw

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>>71955674
I can confirm i ship her with this anon

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>>71955723
Yeah I ship her with her hsuband rtoo. you can tell its him becaus ehe will respond by pointing out he is Shioris Husband over and over again often responding to himself insisting he made those posts over and over. Its just a tic he has apparently

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Lesbian sex is not real sex

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Shiori is so straight she fails at yuribaiting

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>>71955955
She is a dirty wenis liker

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Lesbian is a shit fetish

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>>71956124
Yes. Mine. Her husband’s

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>>71956243
This but unironically fuck off yuri c/u/cks

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>>71955807
can't a guy be happy he's married to his favorite person in the world?

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>>71956382
However, I make an exception in the context of a threesome with a man. They can kiss/lick each other while I'm plowing either one

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>>71956431
Shiori cheats on you with me

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>>71956477
I (her husband) made this post

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>>71956463

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Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast...

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>>71956684
But she's doing that right now for me?

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I love my wife, Shiorin~

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>>71956463
Nerissa eating my ass while im plaping Shiori

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wifey~

[Anonymous No.]

New TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRThxTym/

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>>71957074
We are so Shioback

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>>71957074
I watched it and I'm not sure if this was worth destroying my algoonerithm over

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>>71957074
How the fuck do you have a leftover milkshake? Is her stomach that smol?

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>>71957461
She got an XXL size

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>>71957461
depression

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Desire to create super good AI, rule the world, and punish people who like things I don't like increases each day

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>>71957074
Wait, when did she use the royalvella outfit recently?

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>>71957594
thats from the only stream she ever used it

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>>71957569
Shut up, AM

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>>71957461
Women rarely finish their meals and come back to it later if they saved it.

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>>71957614
Huh, I don't remember the milkshake tangent. I do wonder why she never used that more often. Maybe it's just not her thing? Probably. Shame, tho. Probably her cutest outfit.

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My brain is cursed and there is no help

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>>71958606
I'm switching tabs between 5 different 4chan threads while listening to TOOL, watching Flare play MH in picture in picture mode, and doing nonogramms on the side. You're not alone, ADHD/autism/whatever bro.

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>>71958766
Lately I've been playing Pokemon Showdown while listening to her streams.

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How is everyone doing today, are you enjoying funny bangs Shiori? I build a window seat and made a little reading nook under my window and got my errands and steppies in. Missed her Melatonin stream so it's been nice to do the housework to, she's such a sweet dork.

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>>71959089
Fucking awful like every day. I should kill myself but I'm not allowed to. Life is hell.

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>>71958766
Fellow audhd anon here, I like doing things together so building the aforementioned window seat with Babymetal on, listening to streams while catching Pokemon or Tartarus grinding, etc. It's soothing. Your brain isn't cursed, just needs stimmy!

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Still laughing at that anon that said they're taking the pebbles to bausengard.

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>>71959089
Doing great. Everything Hololive is clicking Fes has everyone motivated and we are better off than we were last year this time. Times are alright and im hoping the world keeps healing and things get better beecause we all needd it right now

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>>71959448
Everything is downhill from here

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Are you more of a red poncho type of guy or a pink sweater fag?

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>>71959951
Red poncho

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>>71959951
I like this, but i don't care for the model on screen

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>>71959089
>How is everyone doing today
Awful, I have a take home assignment for a job I applied to due tomorrow but after 4 hours of effort I have nothing actually done since the things I need for it won't even install properly on my computer and none of the solutions I've found online have worked.
>are you enjoying funny bangs Shiori?
I think they look dumb honestly

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>>71932168
I bet Shiori would ruin the moment of passion by farting and she'd get really embarrassed and her butthole would seal preventing access until she is in the mood again

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>>71959089
Im playing videogames

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>>71960246
Her tits look so delectable in the VN

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>>71959089
I called off work today so I can catch the Fauna’s bday stream so now I’m just doing errands till Shiori’s and that bday stream. The funny bangs are cool but I’d rather look at her eyes.

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>>71959951
The poncho looks cooler since it comes with the beret.

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>>71961288
>calling off work to watch chuubas
Shiori would be disappointed

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>>71961426
>"Nooo but if you call off work to watch me, you're great!"

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>>71961426
I hate my job, plus it isn’t just a reg stream, it’s a bday stream.

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Good morning, I love Shiori

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>>71961597
Good morning. I love Shiorin as well.

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>>71961597
You can't love Shiori everyday.

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>>71961972
What kind of man doesn't love his wife every day

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>>71961972
Heretic

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>>71962077
Most men

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>>71962137
Then I am not most men. I will continue to love Shiori Novella every day for the rest of my life

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I'm in hell

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>>71962137
Why marry someone you don't love at least most of the time?

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>>71962231
Until she is old and ugly and your love for her withers
>>71962426
To have a family/children

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Shiorin!

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I want all the things I hate to not only disappear, but also for all the people who like these things to feel constant crippling pain while having the knowledge that I caused it for no other reason than my autistic outburst

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Can Shiori still be a femcel if she had sex?

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The VA again...

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>>71962960
He is in the Inner Circle

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>>71963099
True, she did say he privately offered to voice lines for her.

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>>71962488
Thank fuck I'm not sad like most guys then.
By the time she's old and ugly, so am I.

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>>71963158
Everyone says that when they are young and hopeful

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>>71962804
Isn't wishing pain upon other people also kinda evil?

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>>71963224
I'm already 30 lol, I'm old.

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>>71962867
Femcel is just a term to describe mentally ill women nowadays. Shiori has femcel moments

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>>71963259
They deserve it for liking anime I hate

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>>71963401
>They deserve it for liking anime I hate
You deserve too for liking anime at all

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>>71963401
Bet you wouldn't say that to me. I only watch kino.

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>>71963495
name your top 3 anime of all time

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>>71963321
Im in my 40s. Im old ugly and happy with my wife. We are gonna stay that way until one of us dies

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>>71963495
Anime will never be kino

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>>71963528
Good on you. That's the type of person I'd like to marry one day. Someone I can just lay down with and grow old and die with eventually.

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>>71963552
What about that girl that driver's her vespa around some utopian cities? I thought that was kino?

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>>71963524
You will laugh at me and call me mean names.

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>>71963892
Just do it

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>>71963956

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Shiori Novella is not wife material. She is damaged goods with autism.

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>>71964117
Anon you just described the definition of wife material

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>>71964117
that just makes her more real

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>>71964253
No anon. You can't fix her and she smells like cat piss too.

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>>71964320
We can shower together and help her scrub her back with soap. You act like these are deal breakers.

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>>71962488
incel hands typed this post. Still going to always love Shiori

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>>71964320
I smell like piss too. We're perfect for each other.

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>>71964424
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg

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>>71962960
What did he do this time? He needs to get me too'd whatever it is

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1770870997199008121

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>>71964537
She's really horny for them

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>>71964498
I want everyone to know I'm the best Novelite here

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>>71964639
post cock

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>>71964639
If you really were, you wouldn't say something like that.

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>>71964760
That's for Shiori's eyes only.
>>71964767
Sometimes people need to be reminded.

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>>71964799
If everyone forgets about you being the best it's because you weren't

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I'm the worst novelite here

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>>71964799
whiping out your cocks is literally how guys bond. All of my best friends have seen my cock.

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>>71964923
I don't want to be friends with any of you

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>>71964923
The best Novelite is the one with the smallest penis

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Once Shiori gets enough money she will host a 100-person novelite death game, the winner gets to fuck Shiori

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>>71965041
All 100 will be me

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>>71965041
Why would she need money? She could probably charge people to enter

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>>71957461
>>71957680
Women need to eat like 10-12 year old children, even less so if they are small as fuck. Like the base metabolic rate of a 150 cm 40 kg woman is about 1k calories per day. 160 cm 50 kg woman is like 1.2k calories

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>>71965091
For the gladiator arena

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>>71965041
I want to defeat all of you but i don't want to have sex with Shiori

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>>71965101
Shiori is way more than 50kg

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>>71965091
She needs to fund the construction of the arena.

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>>71965146
She might've gotten one for free if she wasn't so racist against Italians

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Shiori just called me a fucking retard

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>>71965461
Call her a smelly femcel

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Shiori just called me a faggot.

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>>71965628
Call her a bigot

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>>71965734
>"Bigot? I'm not a 7ft hairy monster anon!"

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>>71965101
No wonder she doesn't eat much and when she does she tracks how many calories she's taken

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>>71965888
She is fat

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>>71965888
A menu from McDonalds or whatever and that is your caloric intake for the day, kinda wild to think about. There really should be cheaper womens menus in restaurants

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>>71965888
>No wonder she doesn't eat much
Anon...

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If Shiori ate traditional asian food she wouldn't be fat

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>>71963956
anon, you didn't respond...

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Fuck man. I just had a dream of Shiori in a bikini doing sexual things with me. I don't watch Shiori or particularly like her that much. Sorry I stole this dream from somebody who actually would want it. I at least enjoyed it while I was dreaming.

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>>71966142
You are now obligated to stay here and watch the stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY

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>>71966070
Do you know how many fat chinks there are in mainland? The myth that Asian food is somehow not oily or greasy is a lie.

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>>71966142
Bastard! it was you!

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>>71966187 (me)
Wrong one, meant for >>71966129

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>>71966133
I don't know any of those

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>>71966187
Proofs?

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>>71966142
GIVE ME BACK MY DREAM YOU FUCK!

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>>71964112
NTA, but this seems like a list of oldfag pretentious shit from /a/, and Aria.

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Hello novelites, pebble here, I will now watch your oshi play this kino game.

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Office noises, my heart is stressed.

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>>71966277
>>71966193
If it makes you both feel better, I tend to dream about chuubas I don't really watch, but I can never seem to dream about my oshi.

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>>71966298
It's exactly that. That's my 3x3 from 2012.

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>>71966382
I hope I called you a fag in the overrated bodies thread.

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>>71966327

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>>71966327
Hey pebble

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SOUL

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Is she playing the Kalimba?

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She did have a kalimba

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Cursed bgm

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JACKETBROS

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>Talking about food immediately

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>>71966237
Look at the winnie the pooh and tell me he ain't fat.

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Late night discord sex with fauna

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>>71966568
>a powerful rich despot is fat
NO WAY

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>>71966596
And what are half the chinks with their rip off land lord money? The answer WILL shock you.

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Where's my t-shirt for surviving twilight

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The game praised her more than her parents ever did

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Shiori's praise kink

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>Is the thing even a thing or is it not a thing

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The Thing>Hulk. There, I said it.

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Not genuine.

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She's cuter than usual

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Shiori, you have 3h until Fauna. Just keep playing.

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>>71966845
Indeed she is

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kek

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Shiori doesn't like being called fat

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>>71966845
she's always cuter than usual

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Can't believe Jacob won so hard

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British people catching strays

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she's gonna buy a Bri'ish slave

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>>71966845
You say that every stream

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The Americans never forgot the war.

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First: Dumb Shiori idea, as usual. Second: Why does she keeps wanting to hire real people?

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>>71967054
She wants to find a reason to have me, her husband in her streams

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>you're not real
Now you know how Europeons feel

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>>71967054
she hates doing work herself, how did you not catch up on this yet

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Isn't Dimitri VA British?

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So she just screwed the ending and wasted 10 min for no reason.

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>>71967041
Because she's gets cuter every stream

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Shiori.....

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>>71967162
You're such a whining bitch. Honestly. Does anything satisfy you?

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Shiori wants to watch 50 shades of grey

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NO
NO NOT MORE TWILIGHT SHIT
NOOOOOOOO

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>>71967150
You think about his VA more than shiori does.

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Shiori hates mexicans

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I swear if this somehow ends with her watching this on her own I'm un-aliving myself.

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>>71967329
She's a horny girl after all.

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>>71967377
Es Shiover para mi

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>THOSE FUCKING SPICS WERE BLASTING THEIR FILTHY TACO MUSIC
Whoa, Shiori you can't say that

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>>71967423
Ina...

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SFM MENTION

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I be fiddling on the roof

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>This is a very obscure reference so you wouldn't get it if I don't explain it to you.
Shiori "Rules of Improv" Novella.

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Shiori, fiddler on the roof is a fucking movie

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>>71967054
>Why does she keeps wanting to hire real people?
Has shiori tried pitching this to cover? If its their employees they'd probably be ok with it and she makes enough money to cover the costs.

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>>71967673
Shiori and Henmama making Shioden like Polka and Izutsu

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>Watchalong
>Watchalong
>Watchalong
>Watchalong

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>Do you have zero consideration for others
>Starts talking
kek

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Shiori hates comedies

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>didn't like the mask
now i'm considering un membering

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>>71967867
The Mask is overrated as hell, fight me over it

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She's too much of a zoomer to understand comedy movies. Kids hate these for some reason.

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>>71967883
Ssssomebody stop me

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>>71967883
I love the movie but can't understand someone outright DISLIKING it

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>>71967883
I hate you

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OH NO
LUI DON'T LOOK

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Nice try Shiori. I know you're never playing a stream game for 7 hours.

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20-second lag spike, amazing stuff YouTube

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>>71968057
I can save her eggs...

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>Shiori literally says "anime figure"
>Chat: What if it was Dmitri?

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>>71967867
>>71967867
I thought Mask was okay. totally different vibe than Beetlejuice though, so Shiori obviously hasn't seen much about it.

Beetlejuice is almost a movie about how Shiori feels about the Mask, so it's funny that she thinks she wouldn't like it.

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FIREWATCH HATE

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>>71967897
If isn't ironic nor vulgar she doesn't like it

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>"Who FIREWATCHes the FIREWATCH"
>"this is a reference to the shining"
Shiori...

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shiori is such a newfag she doesnt know what firewatch is....

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>>71968186
I for one am very much in favor of putting Dimitri to the fire

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>>71968186
Just watch her with the chat closed at this point anon

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>she doesnt even know this game
lmao

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AIIIIIEEEE NOT SPORTSBALL

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>>71968253
Firewatch is a game that's actually good to both watch and play, makes sense she wouldn't know it.

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>>71968335
Shut the fuck up

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>>71968380
Sorry Shiori, just being honest

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ZOOMER HATE

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>>71968468
weird because shiori is not a zoomer

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SHE'S SO RACIST

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SHIORI WILL JOIN THE IRA

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>>71968512
why are holos like this

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My Racist Oshi

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>>71968508
>>71968668
WE ARE

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Shiori will make fun of the jews soon

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>Writes essay about Lutherism
>Wrong country

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LUTHER HATE

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Shiori "Six Million weren't enough" Novella

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>Streams at European hours
>Constantly mocks them
What did she mean by this?

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Shut the fuck up stupid fucking novelites I love you

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bros im losing it... shes talking over the narrator

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>There definitely was story here before.
This stream in a nutshell.

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>>71968788
Better than staying awake until 4am only to get made fun of

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>>71968837
You expected her not to?

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>Alexander was bi or full on
Fucking Fatefags

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Oh God Shiori is one of those

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>>71968837
The narrator is constantly talking, when else is she supposed to talk?

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>>71968884
Fate and its consequences have been disastrous for zoomers' understanding of historical figures.

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She called me precious.
Think she'll go on about Gollum during lotr?

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>Alexander was gay
Tell that to his wives

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>Tower of Babel

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>>71968939
bro..... you listen to the narrator which is the main content of the game...

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Shiori "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" Novella

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she's afraid of the narrator reminding her of her parents if she listens to him mocking her decisions.

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>>71968837
The narrator sucks

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Has she even mentioned Dimitri this week at all

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Floridabros...

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Chat:
>Boston
>Boston
>Boston
>Boston
>Boston
Shiori:
>"Where did that happen, again?"

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>Great Molasses Flood
>21 deaths
Jesus Shiori

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>>71969059
yeah, twice on the button stream

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WTF that's an actual thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

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>talked so much that she got scared by the music

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>that's kinda like my brain
KEK

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Baker?