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My wife is terrible at everything but Apex and I love her for it

>> No.7205553
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Based dragon remains based.

>> No.7205649

>>7205553
I love this idiot

>> No.7205975

>wore headphones with no music playing to keep from having to talk to people

ONE OF US

>> No.7206165

>>7205506
Blessed wife

>> No.7206298

>>7205506
Your wife is fucking fat

>> No.7206633

>>7206298
even better

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>>7205506
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I HAVE A BUGATTI

>> No.7206880

What is her pet, anyway?

>> No.7206951

Why do girls like apex so much?

>> No.7207148

>>7206951
Probably for the same reason they like MY pecs so much

>> No.7207296
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>laughs for no reason
>says 2 unintelligible words and laughs harder
>reads half of a chat message, laughs
>starts talking about some nonsense, stops 3 words in because she starts laughing
>dies in game, laughs
>says another 2 words, laughs again
>laughs because she is laughing
Is she ok?

>> No.7207393

>Describes Idris Elba as "the hot one"
Bros...

>> No.7207426

>>7207393
Unsubbed

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>>7207393

>> No.7207450

>>7207393
Uh oh
Stinky

>> No.7207491

Why are black males peak form of sexiness? Is it because they are the saviorfag for women?

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>>7207393

>> No.7207605

>>7207393
BRUH Idris is actually hot

>> No.7207631

>>7207491
Idris Elba is just a handsome dude.
>tall
>british accent
>good body
>dresses well, not like a street rat

>> No.7207677

>you will never be black
why even live?

>> No.7207702

>>7207631
Forgot the most important thing anon.
>Black

>> No.7207727

>>7207702
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.7207947

>>7207702
>>7207631
>>7207393
please tell me she just misspoke and confused him with another

>> No.7207972

Elira likes Himbo types as confirmed by todays MC stream, her sister Selen likes black guys.

They really are sisters.

>> No.7207978

>>7207393
Selen confirmed straight. Roa approves of this message

>> No.7207994

>>7207947
Nah, she didn't even remember his name
But the story was about him

>> No.7208111

>>7207947
>Idris Elba
No..he's a handsome ass dude lol

>> No.7208125

This dork lost all her fucking money

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>>7207972

>> No.7209046

>>7205506
>My wife is terrible at everything but Apex
I would say this is an exaggeration, she is only terrible at 2d platformers and probably 2d games in general. The reason is pretty obvious: she is used to being able to move in a 3d space and dodge around or block enemy attacks. But you can't do that in games like this, you need to patiently wait for patterns to open up or you will get hit or die. So she jumps directly into enemy attacks all the time,

>> No.7209423

I didn't know you could brute force shovel knight honestly.

>> No.7209466

>>7206298
Please be true

>> No.7209596

>I need the rats

>> No.7209624

>>7209596
Many great quotes this stream

>> No.7209704

>>7207947
She did get it wrong by the way, it was Jason Derulo who claimed his dick had to get photoshpped out.

>> No.7209853

>>7209704
ah, i guess that makes a little more sense
not that jd's packing, but that he's the more likely out of the two to mention something like that his junk was too big

>> No.7209949

>>7209853
he does have the girls from London to Taiwan and New York to Haiti afterall

>> No.7209997

I think you homos like to project your desires onto virtual girls quite a bit.

>> No.7210030

>>7209997
I WILL MARRY HER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

>> No.7210077

>>7210030
*HIM

>> No.7210107

>>7210030
YOU CAN'T MARRY HER IF I MARRY HER FIRST

>> No.7210110

lol

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>>7210107
SQUARE UP NIGGA

>> No.7210153

>>7205506
I really like her voice, as a foreigner she sound like some wacky cartoon character and she act like one.

She will become the face if NijiEN

>> No.7210262

>>7210153
>She will become the face if NijiEN
I have absolutely no problem with this.

>> No.7211498

She's awesome anon's. She keeps getting beaten up over and over and she still manages to laugh and shovel away any bad vibe or mood. Truly someone I would love to hang around with.

>> No.7211663

>>7211498
the one true tomboy vtuber

>> No.7211837

>>7205506
Loud zoomer who thinks screeching is humor

>> No.7213664

Moving here.
Will she beat it before the day is over?

>> No.7213915

>>7213664
what do you think, anon?

>> No.7214009

>>7213915
Will she beat the zatsudan level before the day is over?

>> No.7214297

>>7207296
she needs meds just like all of us, but it's okay, I still love her all the same

>> No.7214770

>So people don't even finish!
As a also chumkek this hurts

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