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>vacuums sand for 20 fucking minutes

>> No.728099

Gura's streams can be really hit or miss sometimes.

>> No.728121

>>728041
Quality fucking content

>> No.728152

>>728041
Was it at least funny? In a ridiculous sort of way?

>> No.728155

>>728041
she doesn't want the filthy casuals

>> No.728175
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Chumcucks will still simp tho

>> No.728301

>>728152
The sheer absurdity of watching someone just clean sand for 20 minutes is kinda funny to think about
Like I'm sure there was a level she could have gone on to do but she thought no let's fucking clean all this sand first, and by God did she clean it

>> No.728557

comfy sand vacuum asmr stream. gura said she was feeling shit beforehand, then had a drawn out boss fight in the shittiest level in the game. This was probably just her taking a breather.

>> No.728577

>>728041
And? Your just jealous you didn't see it live

>> No.728599

>>728041
Helped me fall asleep, thanks Gura

>> No.728634

>>728041
Most idols are a little autistic, Ame spent roughly that amount of time painting a room completely white in Portal2.

>> No.728657

>>728634
>Ame spent roughly that amount of time painting a room completely white in Portal2.
Literally everyone I know did that too, only difference here is that Ame was streaming.

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>Organizes the wool chests

>> No.730052

>>728175
Cringe

>> No.730096

>>728099
nah they are pretty much always entertaining

>> No.730124

>>728152
>>728301
>>728557
it's become a part of the chumbud experience to invent clever new copes that justify a shark's non-content, because all they're really there for is a cute and funny voice

>> No.730131

>>728041
And it was kino

>> No.730213
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730213

Gawr Gura cleaned her room; why don't you, anon?

>> No.730250

>>728175
Chumbuds will simp but they will never watch or donate. Gura's viewership ratio to her subs and her revenue are pathetic.

>> No.730280
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730280

>>730124
Entertainment is subjective, quit being a faggot.

>> No.730393

>>728041
>2 million people subscribed to see that type of content
>it's not a first and it will keep happening
>it LITERALLY doesn't become better than that
Sasuga cunny

>> No.730418

>>730124
seethe harder, one fag

>> No.730423
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730423

It was based and voidpilled. Assblasted schizos btfo once again by cunny shark.

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730797

>>728152

>> No.730821

>>730250
ur honestly just so boring
the same post every thread

>> No.730919

>complains about wasting time while watching other people play games
The complete lack of self-awareness is astounding.

>> No.731014 [DELETED] 

https://poal.me/1kbcqg
LET'S SETTLE THIS

>> No.731043

>>731014
what a garbage poll

>> No.731077

>>728099
same
>>728175
fucking
>>730124
person
>>730250
every
>>731014
time

>> No.731137

>>728152
It wasn't funny but she's self-aware so you can't criticize her for it. It's typical zoomer defeatist "comedy". "I'm self-aware that I suck so that means you can't say I suck" And she was literally sucking.

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731160

>>731077
GIDF in full force

>> No.731216

>>728152
20 minutes of vacuuming sand in nearly complete silence was pretty funny desu

>> No.731267

Name one thing Gura has actually said that was funny. Just one. Take your time.

>> No.731287

>it's ok when anyone but Gura does it
https://youtu.be/m7XWOeXVqb8

>> No.731290

>>731267
Skellyton? More like skellyshrimp ha ha!

>> No.731295

>>731267
https://streamable.com/jczun9

>> No.731306

>>728041
hoocha xD

>> No.731318

>Never wondered "what if...?" and then acted on it

I was disappointed she didn't get anything for vacuuming all the sand when there was something for wrecking all the museum exhibits

>> No.731458 [DELETED] 

>>728041
>https://poal.me/1kbcqg
Go fuck something

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731672

>>728041
>>731077
>>731160
Where's my $100 dollars faggot

>> No.731793

>>730096
That's just like, your opinion man.

>> No.731852

>>730213
>Had less trouble weening off of benzos than this fuckface
Imagine buying this charlatan's books

>> No.731881

Gura has never been funny.

>> No.732220

>>728152
she was nodding off doing it. she only perked up again when something happened. we were hoping she'd fall asleep while streaming in the chat.

>> No.732267

>>731852
that's not what happened you retard. he was being poisoned by a combination of meds, he had to detox everything yet every western doc he went to kept prescribing more meds, adding to the chemical mix fucking him up. He nearly died detoxing from all that shit, then when recovering he caught the corona and nearly died from that.

>> No.732346

>>732267
>detox
Oh nononno

>> No.732352

>>732267
He's a weak willed druggie and couldn't deal with it on his own

>> No.732416

Someone wanna explain to me how this girl who supplies music to a porn star gets into the nunnery at Holo?

>> No.732428

>>730821
>>731077
Yet you keep replying to him every thread. Is it that hard to ignore?

>> No.732627

She got 3k viewers when she started the succ for 20 minutes.

>> No.732854

>>728041
And it was utterly kino for the entire time.

>> No.732960

>>731881
Do you really mean it?

>> No.733062

>>728152
>Was it at least funny?
There's nothing funny about Vtubers.

>> No.733103

>>733062
see I like you, hating all vtubers is based
it's when they target one specifically even though they don't watch any of them that makes no sense

>> No.733149

She was on her period, feeling very miserable

>> No.733161

>>733149
how do you know

>> No.733266

>>733161
She said so

>> No.733512

I'm watching it now wow she really is just cleaning sand for an hour with no talking, for no reason at all.

>> No.733826

>>732960
No, she was funny that one time.

>> No.733864

>>732416
>getting paid to sing the lyrics for a lewd song before joining hololive is disqualifying
>meanwhile Rushia, Kiara, Choco, Mel, etc exist
Antis = newfags confirmed.

>> No.733908

I see the old Sen is leaking out again, despite new Sen's best efforts to contain her.

>> No.733981 [DELETED] 

>>733266
Jay said so

>> No.734767

>>733908
I wish. Maybe she'd actually be entertaining for once.

>> No.735160

>>734767
>for once.
Barracudas try so fucking hard lmao

>> No.735738

>>735160
Gura is too sterile.

>> No.735793

>>730213
she can clean my penis next

>> No.735867

>>731267
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Moosi

>> No.736184

Is she like, actually okay

>> No.739201

>>730213
kek

>> No.743888

Grrr! The VTuber I don't like is the most popular! Therefore she's terrible! Fuck her! I hate her so much! I can't stand her, and just watch someone else and forget about it! REEEEE

>> No.744761

>>731267
STEP BROTHER HELP !!

>> No.745484

>>728301
At least, we know that Gura likes things to be clean

>> No.745600
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>>730250
She's the most "mainstream" of them all, having the largest audience also means you have to deal with tons of normies that are not willing to donate.

Not that i've ever simped before though, but its just my guess.

>> No.745673

>>732352
I don't think that's how addictions work anon.

If you can "leave it" no problem, then it's clearly not an addiction.

>> No.747375

>>732352
>He's a weak willed druggie and couldn't deal with it on his own

He wasn't addicted to anything, he was overprescribed a chemical mix of drugs which were fucking him up. the detox wasn't an "addiction" detox, it was a biological dependence detox. meaning the mix of chemicals had fucked up his body so much parts of his bodies natural chemistry had broken down. He wasn't hospitalized because he couldn't trust himself to stop taking those meds, he was hospitalized because his body could die if he stopped taking those meds.

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>>745600
>She's the most "mainstream" of them all, having the largest audience also means you have to deal with tons of normies that are not willing to donate.
actually it's partly her style that discourages superchats. I just think she's uncomfortable with the concept so she doesn't know what to do with them. Calli understands how to make superchats a thing.

Simply put, you need to engage with the superchats. do it enough and people will keep tossing money in hopes you'll keep engaging. Calli knows this so for her the superchats are more important then her gaming, she'll take time out to read them, interact with them, when she releases a new single, the whole event is basically for the superchats, just a giant superchat reading event, she'll go for hours doing this.

Gura basically ignores them for whole streams, since the chats aren't being read most people don't chat. As a result, once every couple of streams gura will go back and read the superchats, probably because someone at hololive tells her to, she basically just reads the names and thanks them, and doesn't interact with the superchat in any way. so she doesn't get much mileage out of this.

If i were advising her on how to maximize those superchat bucks, I'd have her pay a lot more attention to them during her gaming and singing streams. read them, acknowledge the sender. she does that and the chat review would come poring in like it does for calli and kiarra

>> No.747893

>>747578
Honestly, fuck entitled SCers

>> No.748093

>>747578
She barely pays attention to chat at all and it's fine because that's her style. Sometimes it's nice to watch a streamer who isn't constantly interrupting the stream to stare at chat because there are plenty of other tubers who do that. I don't really blame her anyways because her chat is always absolutely insane, it's impossible to catch any comments even in slow mode.

>> No.748162

>>748093
This
Thats why I can't stand twitch streamers with fucking soundbits each time some follows or subscribes while the screen gives you an epileptic attack

>> No.748175

>>728152
from time to time, she would turn off the vacuum and pause for a second or two, and then turn it back on. every time she did that i laughed harder than the previous time.

>> No.748297

>>733864
what did rushia do

>> No.748383

>>730213
I have literal mushrooms growing on the back of my desk.

>> No.748405

>>748297
>he doesn't know

>> No.748507

>>731267
a!

>> No.748519

>bought a banjo and just whips it out during a segment in the sewer level

The only thing that could have made that moment more perfect is if she started belting out Dueling Banjos

>> No.748547

wtf is the problem with this dude who spends so much time shitting on gura, i swear its the same dude everytime, or like a targeted attack by someone jealous of her.

>> No.748578

>>745600
i think a more detailed statement of this is that her audience has the most mainstream western contingent, who are accustomed to paying for a membership but not accustomed to SCing like fans who are more inculcated by hololive culture. this also explains her huge membership numbers.

>> No.748741

>>748547
Probably a jp LARPer numberfag that is still assblasted that she got to [arbitrary subscriber milestone] before his oshi.

Could be worse, it could be the /cgl/ tranny posting Kiara anti shit on every single thread even if it isn't about Kiara

>> No.749065

should play truck simulator with jay instead.

>> No.749243

>>733062
This. Vtubers are serious business.

>> No.749319

>>733062
I too watch vtubers for serious and informative video game reviews

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