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>Death is just another path we all must take
GO MERRY GO
God damn it bros I'm tearing up again
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc
What does Gandalf know about death? He never dies
Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :D
hey man
Lapsama my friend
Is he talking about America?
>>73065242To some people he's their god. To some he's their overlord. To some he's a useful ally.
I am the Eye who watches
>Well you see pippin, I'm a god so I get a nice cozy afterlife and you're going to be in the fucking ground
wawa
>Gandalf
>>73065406Fuck yeah
AAAA WHY DID THE THREAD DIE AT THE KINO SCENE
>>73065381i'll be taking the backdoor
Why is Gandalf lying to a child?
>>73065406>Big ass FaunaIs that a tall Fauna or a Fauna with a big ass?
>>73065406>Shiori Love Denethor
>>73065242because he successfully conquered/dominated the east, where they come from, 2 of the istari (wizards) were sent by the Valar to help prevent Sauron's sway in the east, but it would appear they weren't completely successful, and nothing was heard about them beyond the mention of them being sent there.
Bae cute!
>>73065406>cute fauna love
Gandalf's speech there fucks me up
>>73065406>Gandalf fatStaff
>>73065406Not enough DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based last post
thoughts?
>>73065445cuuuuuuute
>>73065406Did you post the previous threads? I didn't see them but I may have been blind caught up in the movie
THEODEN
>>73065406>SHIORI LOVE DENETHOR>BIG ASS FAUNA
Man I'd die for Theoden
THEODEN LOVE
They cut out Theoden's sick fight against the eastern chieftan
>>73065406>shiori love denethor
FUCK THE BLACK COMPANY
Ojisan...
>>73065406kiara cute!
GO GIRLBOSS GO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck you global
This girl power scene really was gay as fuck
Are their necks that fucking weak?
JESAS
Is the wyvern made of butter? lmao
>>73065478Tolkien was really something man, and Peter Jackson's vision was perfect for it in this moment
the behind the scenes stuff for the making of this morning star is funny as fuck
1v1 me bitch
Mori, your foot fetish...
GIRLBOSS MOMENT!!!!!!SLAY KWEEEEEEEEN
I remember Merry being more involved in this fight in the book, am I just misremembering?
How strong does one have to be to cut the neck of that creature so cleanly in 2 hits?
Where did he pull out that flail from?
>>73065445cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>73065406>kiara cutethis is true!
Bros the Witch King is so fucking cool
>>73065449schizo killed it unironically, he's upset about the elephant spam
I wish someone watched the Original SW Trilogy like this. can we get Myth to do this?
Mewwy
I really respect how Eowyn served cunt here
theoden was a little bit of a bitch desuthat helm's deep shit didnt need to happen
ENTERTHE TRINITY
>>73065599Cuuuute
KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/live/FfKitooE_sAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/FfKitooE_sAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/FfKitooE_sA
Kromei love!
ENTER COMMODORE PERRY
>>73065441
THE FANDEAD ARE HERE!!! UNITY ISN'T DEAD ONE LAST COLLAB!!!
She's not doing it...
>>73065576Depends on how good your sword is.
>>73065449NA hours, threads tend to die fast nowadays.
>>73065496Only one previous thread, I was at work and missed half the watchalong
>>73065592Wawa...
why is everything a discord reference
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>73065441I am the Eye who watches the Eye who watches.
TOTAL ORC DEATH
Reminder that was a real steel flail they made and the Witch King actor had to actually try and swing that around
FUCKING GHOSTBEATS
ENTER DEADBEATs
GHOSTS ARE FUCKING CHEATING
This is such a cheat tho
ATTENTIONFUCK EASTERLINGSTHAT IS ALL
the fucking NOCLIP army
Why does nerissa have to be one of those people who just has to make some kind of joke or say something during emotional scenes? They're the worst...
I AM NO MAN
WTF Eowyn is a woman?
HOLY JOBBER OF MIDDLE EARTH
The whole army is being carried by Aragon, Legolas and Gimli.
SLAY KWEEN
SHE SAID IT
WTF A WOMAN
fat cat with down syndrome having a seizureput your mouth where i pissPUT YO MOUTH WHERE I PISS NIGGUH
SLAAAAAAAAAY QUEEEEEEEN
fucking hackson
SLAYYYYYY QUEEN
A FUCKING FEMROHIRRIM
>I AM NO MANKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
At the "I am no man" line, everyone in my theater started clapping and a massive fat nerd with a ponytail up front turns around and screams "SHUT UP"
WOMAN ARE COOL LIKE THAT???
>>>
>slayed
Bravo vince
hello human
>I am no manPLEASE be in Minas Tirith
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS NUMBERFAGGING DUDE
>>73065552Even that much butter would be pretty hard to cut in a couple swings.
MERRY HAD A BULLSHIT SWORD THAT COULD BREAD THE WITCH KING'S IMMORTALITYIT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A WOMAN
>They made his helmet out of composite materials.
REEEEEEE WOMAN ON STREAM
AIEEEEE THEYRE NUMBERFAGGING AGAIN
it was actually the dagger that struck the fatal blow
did this dude literally die because of a pun
>That was kinda unnecessarybased Shiori~n
>>73065746based fat nerd
MORI LOVE
>>73065676For the Witch King they actually hired a real ghost to play him
GOTTEM
>Fandead's whales channelling all of their money into overwhelming the orcs ARS supas
i kinda hated the ghost thing even back when this came out
Aragorn and Gimli with the drive-by
>>73065765kek
AAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHILLA YOU FUCK
My stream fucking died when we got to the battle. Maybe I should've bought a stream instead of using the free website.
DARUMA MAN
>Open stream>Legolas and Gimli are arguing about numbers>Close stream
>>73065764MERRY WAS A HOBBIT, NOT A MANIT WAS DOUBLE RULE LAWYERINGTAKE THAT, WITCH KING
>>73065791She was so unimpressed
>>73065746based, clapping in a theater is fucking retarded.
Franku...
GO LEGOLAS GO
gothmog just got... mogged
>numberfagging again
I unironically love this scene. Gives me goosebumps every time
>Fuck an Aqua cosplayer>Cum in its ass>See a feminine penis>It turns around and says "I am no man"
LEGOLASCHADS IT'S OUR TIME
>>73065468I was reading a bit about this earlier. Apparently the Blue Wizards were actually quite successful at first, and Sauron would have been a lot stronger by the time of the Hobbit and LotR without their work. But it's implied (though not confirmed) they eventually fell to Sauron's influence like Saruman did. Even some evidence suggesting they might have been a big part of the sequel(s) Tolkien was planning, though that never got further than just some basic idea brainstorming.
>papa franku got you Kek
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
Why didn't Sauron specify women?
>legolas and gimli finally collabing again>numberfagging immediately
>>73065786Merry had a centuries old grudgepost in dagger form, that's what did him in.
Was that the fucking Wilhelm scream?
Pretty cool huh?
Legolas you fag that only counts as 1 unit.
>>73065856who are you quoting
now that the dust has settled. Is FWMC Advent's Sana? made SANA IS BEEG her whole personality like they do with BAU BAU, did not get any significant character development past debut and doesnt stream?
OLIPHANT LOVE
>>73065791Glorious
Gimli is coping
>>73065761There it is
Can the ghostbeats even be killed? Just let them handle it
>>73065794>>73065833everyone laughed at him but yea based totally
>>73065888that still only counts as one
>>73065764>THAT COULD BREAD THE WITCH KING'S IMMORTALITYBut could it butter it too?
So fucking cool...
Gimli coping
I will be watching Towa
>>73065887Yes its been used multiple times already.
>“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.” book makes it less cringe when the woman line is moved to before fight, like a macduff thing
>>73065887that was at least the second wilhelm scream just in this movie
Imagine not being an ELF CHAD
Sex with Ina
>>73065866HE DOESN'T FUCKING DESERVE IT
>>73065887I think it's been in every single movie, and at least the second time this movie
>>73065394LOVE & LUST
>>73065957tits too big
>>73065937Nah, it's better that he didn't know beforehand
>>73065866ABAYO
>>73065867The prophecy is by Glorfindel
>>73065942legolas uses aimbots
>>73065937yeah, but didn't the book also have Merry be more involved so it was more like a halfling and a woman defeated him rather than a man?
>>73065942>le surfing man
>>73065445かわいい
EOMUND LOVE
>>73065791how to get a Shiroi gf?
>>73065764The only reason Merry got there with that sword was because a woman brought him there when no man would. Movie-wise anyway.
>>73065937Too many words, movie is better
>>73065903
MY KING
Reminder that>Legolas has no personality>saying "They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard" and "You have my bow" is not a substitute for a personality>is carried entirely by his looks making girls wet>is garbage in close combat (He uses a bow so he can only stab with is arrows at close range and as we all know arrows have weak pierce damage and can’t easily pierce uruk-hai armor)>psychotically OBSESSED with hating dwarves which means he’ll never see how having a varied party can hep them get through though situations>trash at swordplay, only uses bows otherwise>overrated fighting skills carried by his ability to fight at a distance and targets that are far away and hence can’t fight back>is a zero effort elf, knows he’ll get credit for destroying the ring no matter what so he doesn't even want to stay to defend Gondor>constantly harasses Gimli to spite himReminder that>Legolasfags are the main prepetrators of numberfagging (and inciting Gimli to join), trinityfagging, "X has no talent" shitposting, tribalistfagging, and anti-posting against both Gandalfchads and Sambros>all of this gets protected by the biased girlfags fanbase>are literal fucking soulless NPC prettyboy coomers who only care about him because he’s an elf>are so fucking insecure about their talentless archer that their first thought is "OMG HE’S MOGGING X!" and putting other fellowship members down to prop up archeryboy>"ADURRRDURRR ELF ELF ELF EAR EAR LOLI UOOOOOHHH" - summary of Legolasfag """thought""" and """discussion""" (no really, there's nothing else)>"NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN ELFERINO NOT THE FLOOFIN ELF EARS YOU CAN'T JUST SHIT ON HIM, OGEY RRAT OGEY RRAT, GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)" - Response to every criticism
If Fandead are this powerful, why aren't they still around?
>>73066028>>73066000DWARFBEAT COPING NOWDWARFBEAT COPING NOW
Theoden is a fucking great character in the books.
THEODIN LOVE
Hot take: LOTR was the capeshit of it's time, it's slop.
Theoden is going to Sovangard?
>>73065903RetardGOD, you picked the worst possible moment to shitpost. Have a pity (you).
>>73065764This isn't actually said in the books at all. It's just that Merry's weapon was especially effective at wounding the Witch-king.
Theodenizens......... I am so sorry...........
>>73065937>But no living man am I! You look upon a womanI can feel my fedora tipping as I read this
>>73066062they broke their oath
no...
The biboofication of Mori continues...
>>73066078I think its good but a bit overrated, overall pretty goodDune is better though, book and movie
>>73065937Yeah but the movie had to get to under 3.5 hours
>>73065920Oh no, how embarrassing for himlmaooo
>>73066036Yeah but anyone acting like it's some amazing YASS KWEEN SLAAAYYYY moment is a fucking gaylord.
it's over...
>>73066061OGEY RRAT OGEY RRAT GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>73065866T. MANLET
>>73065937It still works because she's the skull crusher ala the bible
i take back all my Theodeez Nuts comments
>>73066093how is that more fedora than >stops in middle of battle, takes off helmet, goes "i was a woman the whole time!", screams, then stabs the guy
DEAD GUYS LOVE
>>73066078Your mother was the slop of her time.
>>73065764he literally picked the worst duo to fight, they had everything they needed to double or triple kill him, that blade he had had anti-wraith properties on top of everything
>>73065937Too long and she literally states she's not a man TWICE like mojo jojo or something, movie is better
Fun fact, in the books there are two elves in this battle
FANDEAD LOVE
>>73066138>bookOnly if you're a fedora tipping r/atheism poster>movie Only if you mean the Lynch kino and not DUNC
Abayo ghostbeats
>>73066035what do you mean how? it's already done
>>73066045Woman moment
>Be at peace, in the /vsj/ threadLmao
>>73066137?
Deadbeats, take a lesson and GO AWAY
There is another fucking hour of this movie.
>>73066061Wow I completely forgot that trinity was a thing.
>>73066061>ADURRRDURRR ELF ELF ELF EAR EAR LOLI UOOOOOHHH
>>73066078Nah, the trilogy wasn't.They started to trying to make it capeshit when they stretched hobbit out to 3 movies though
Wait, is Fauna actually crying?
Time to move on.
Ouch, that dude's hand
I can't believe Merry is fucking dead...
Keith Urban's acting hits different here
Nerissa showing why it's a fucking blessing Kiara didn't show up for these watchalongs imagine having another one like her in there when Nerissa is already this annoying during scenes
>>73066243Yes my wife gets very emotional.
>>73066151was it you? were you that disgusting excuse for a human seething while everyone else was enjoying the movie?
Eowyn...
>>73066246Huh, I never knew there were more panels than the last one
>>73066235They rolled down a hill in the crypt like an hour ago, they weren't here bro
EOWYN LOVE
Trinity.
>>73065619cute and canon
i think these people watching this movie are retardedthat includes me
WAIT SHE DIES?!?!?!?
>>73066243she's cried several times during these two movies
>>73066239It's kind of an important hour
c-commander?
>>73066290do you ever get tired of anti'ing for no reason?
>>73066290double seethe combo cry more
Eowyn X Faramir is my crackship
>>73066246fandead...
>>73066318Me on the right.
>>73066188>>73066093>>73065937This is a biblical thing. Women destroy evil by crushing their head. It's a thing all the way back from genesis
>>73066078Slopping my semen in your mother's womb
>>73066243Yeah she cried last time tooShe usually tries to avoid it but these movies get her good
OKITE OKITE OKITE
>>73066246They truly are fucking cursed...
>>73066340fucking ridiculous, they've never even collabed before
Does Fauna even like her fans or are they just ATM machines to her?
>>73066340That's not a crackship, it's the best OTP in the whole show.
Why isn’t Kiara in this collab?
>>73066318It was somewhat better back then
>>73066194At least she can admit it
Nice music.
My boy Faramir hitting the rebound.
OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE
>>73066243Don't think so. She's getting very emotional though
>>73066340for me, it's the king of the dead x gothmog
faramir and eowyn is like some crack ship that becomes real in the second to last episode
i was wondering why it was so quiet and then i realized the stream was stopped and buffering
>>73066246Still pretty sad.
>>73066398Better things to do than this crap
>Faramir looking at Eowyn.
I kinda understand why they deleted that scene from the theatrical version
BRANDYTOOKGODS THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE
I cant believe merry was just left there all night...
>>73066411Admits cocks into her anus
Was Pippin seriously the only one looking for Merry there? No wonder they cut this from the theatrical version.
How did Merry end up all the way over there? He was like 10ft from Theoden and Eowyn,
Did they fuck?
>>73066318so Sam and Frodo are Takamori, doing all the work
>>73066398Why would she let Slopvella leech?
>>73066398Elephants
>>73066444>Your daddy gave you fucking terrible advice
MEANWHILE
I think merry should marry pippin
>shirtless froddoShirori is now aroused.
Reminder that if your oshi isn’t in this collab she hates LotR. It was an open invitation, all she had to do is ask.
>>73066188that's just a cool pre-murder line, action hero style
>>73066483ogey rrat
>>73065406>Towa made Mori
>>73066290Kiara would have probably saved this dull watchalong desu
>>73066418
>>73066246I still miss Rushia.
>
>>73066246Man, I feel bad for those niggas
>>73066433the korra x asami of it's generation....
>>73066505real fans watch it solo
>>73066480Not yet, but eventually they get married and shit
>>73066505She just didn't want to ruin the DANG dynamic
ENTERFAUNA
fucking source ass ragdoll sounds
>>73066529>It only got fucking worse
>>73066521ogey kiaraschizo
>>73066529I thought noeldachis were hamsters
I know this is supposed to be the "green" train but this ridiculous! *bum dum tist*
>>73066243Fauna is very emotional, she used to stop herself from showing it on stream but she doesn't care much anymore. And tbf she's only seen the movies couple of months ago, and she's been obsessesed with them.
that one orc who just rocks up, screams and starts stabbing is my guy
>>73065320lollmaokek
It feels like all-out war lol
>>73066521>>73066505Why do orcfags try falseflagging like this
>>73066559Someday Kiara will have her own clique……..
>be orcs>just start fighting for no reasonare they fucking retarded?
THEY HATE EACH OTHER
How are the orcs not instantly called to the ring? They don't even seem to know it's there right now.
maori in their native state
>>73066529>Hope you can find peace now
Why are orcs like this?
>>73066529PLOT TWISTHe didn't find peace
>>73066467Yeah, mine.
>>73066398Why would she take time on a bad copy of her own watchalongs?
>>73066619>>73066617
>>73066583That comic was made before the hamster look set in.
>>73066619Maybe because it's not there
>>73066617yes
>entire garrison kills itself infighting
>orcs can't go five minutes without slaughtering each other en masse over some minor disputehow does mordor accomplish anything
>>73066619its not there though
>>73066619Orcs aren't Sauron and the Nazgul
Seems like the orc's company will fall apart soon
>>73066556Merry and Pippin get married!?
Kek, I never noticed the drop kick
>>73066529>hope you can find peace nowbruh
>>73066631Not even the dead can find peace from that evil
>>73066393kek, are you really throwing everything at the wall
>>73066619Why would they be? They don't have the ability to detect it
>>73066617>be Nijis>just start fighting for no reasonare they fucking retarded?
>>73066619
GO SAM GO
AND THAT'S FOR MY OLD GAFFER
GO SAMWISE GO
LETS FUCKING GO SAMWISE
>>73066668a LOT of orcs
>>73066246>>73066529Man...
>>73066668They're different races of orcs who got mad at each other
>>73066505>adventslopeasy pass
>>73066668more orcs
Are Gaffers like Jaffers as in Jaffer cakes?
>>73066678I think so not to each other
Sam's bodycount by the end of this is pretty dang impressive.
MY MAN GOT HIS SHINY SHIRT
NIPPLES ON STREAM
>>73066583That was before she made the kishidan hamster
Gaffer was a great character in the first book
SAMGODS
>>73066668Its sybolic. The brown masses are lead by a pale long nosed leader
>>73066431Did 2manysnacks do a Mio episode?
Sam wouldn't have been able to do it without the Ring. It contributes to its own destruction
>>73066197This is funnier than it should be
>kill like 30 orcs so you can fuck yourself some prime hobbussy>stabbed in the back
>>73065764Tolkien LITERALLY said he wrote it because he hated that Macbeth’s no man of woman born shit ended with a c-section and not the obvious answer of a woman. Same with the forest marching on him being guys holding branches and not actually the trees being why the ents exist.
frodo really is the deadweight of this anime
>>73066636He has been cursed to haunt this earth
SAM IS "HIM"
>>73066772MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Frodo is such an useless piece of shit during this whole movie
This collab needs Kiara
>>73066772 (me)Also, uh yeah just realized I'm more than a few seconds off
I like the small detail that Sam is the only ring bearer to give up the ring willingly
>Be me>A Mercenary trained my entire life to battle>Go to war siding with Sauron (That'll win 100%)>Need to fight some army that is heavily outnumbered (We have elphants btw)>I'm killing a lot the people (living my best life)>Suddenly a thing the size of a child appear in the battle (Easy kill)>Somehow this thing that never fought before and eat all day kills me>fuck my life
Take a shot every time Sam says something homoerotic
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKitooE_sAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKitooE_sAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKitooE_sAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKitooE_sA
>>73066246I almost feel bad for them
>>73066601>she used to stop herself from showing it on stream but she doesn't care much anymoreare you talking about her cocklust KEK
sam pls
frodo plz
>>73066829Kiara works better solo without these leeches dragging her down
>>73066791>he doesnt know about the dozens of holo x break emotes that kay yu got a bunch of fan artists to do
>>73066835Bilbo?
>>73065794>>73065833Lose some weight fatty
pure HIM moment from Sam once again
>>73066840BRO I AM ALREADY DRUNK
>>73066864>>73066872now kiss
>>73066854I miss the porn.
>>73066864>>73066872THEY ARE
>>73066872>>73066864
>>73066246why would someone draw this lmaoit's so sad
>>73066864>>73066872
>>73066851But I need to sleep
>>73066852Eh she hasn't exactly been shy about that eitherJust been in overdrive these past two movies for some reason
>>73066882okay, but that took some convincing
Nose...
>>73066151>t. the fat nerd
>>73066898its still getting made
>willingly gives up the ringhe's such a chad...
>>73066835bro had it for all of fucking 5 minutes, samigos need to calm down
>>73066852Why are you so insecure?
the big flashlight of barad dur
Dope helmets.
don't worry mr frodo there's actually a party of people on top of the tower fighting the eye right now
>>73066791
>>73066915THE EYE
>the eye of shiori
>>73066854>>73066246I genuinely don't know how I'd cope if my oshi graduates/gets terminated.
>>73066950Hobbits are the only ones in the history of Middle Earth who ever did it. It was just Sam and Bilbo.
>>73066851AEEIIIIIIIIII TOO KINO
>>73066854The Fandead suffered a fate worse than death.
Cute Shiorin wink.
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyxZaR9okvI
Why did Kiara never ask to join the collab?
So was Tolkien gay but just pretending to be straight because he didnt want to get chemically castrated by the government?
Fauna is crying again...I want to hug her
>>73067051HOLY SHIT
>the Eye(s) of Shiori
>>73067061Shiori is annoying
>plains of gorgorothon the nose much tolkien?
>>73066836>Be me, an elite orc>Go to war ending the age of man>I'm killing a lot the people (living my best life)>See a 5 foot 6 inch amazon woman with pink hair.>She approaches me and says in some strange language>"Yo my dawg, imma gonna get these lil dudes to Mordor">The Wegro of Middle Earth proceeded to kill my brethren>I fucking hate this woman
Gimli is a based chad
>>73067061>letting Flopvella leechkek
>>73067088kek
>>73067068nonext dumb question please
This extended scene is sick
>>73066836>>73067096kek
THE ORB
>>73067068No, he had a wife and many children.
This is some balls of steel shit right here
>>73065413hey girl
>>73066851Oh shit we have the perms now, hope Mori will play it after she is done with the other series.
>>73066398She already did 2 watch alongs for this series. Quite being a faggot.
>>73067061she has avoided all big collabs that she didnt host
>western cinema peaked two decades ago>downhill ever since
>>73067068Why are women so retarded?
>>73066398>>73067061>>73066829What do you call this?
>>73065413>>73067154hey
>>73066318>don’t actually do much at all>Sam and Frodo do all the actually important and hard workHey they really are the Trinity!
>>73067051The Eye of Watamelon...
Aragorn really like mentioning his sword in the book
>Check out this sword>Check out this dox of your gf
>Sauron taunted him with his oshiHoly shit
PRROINKELDERS
>>73067148Lots of gay people back then had families because it was expected
>>73067168this collab is so dull we'd rather discuss Kiara
>>73067148thats literally what gays would do back then to hide that they were gay
>>73067051
SHE DID IT
>>73067061She knew about the elephant scene
Shiori...
>>73067093It's a Sindarin word that Tolkien invented before LotR, the etymology was already in place.
>>73065413hey human
Damn Faramir got his shit curled.
BIG UPS TO CHILLA
>>73067179>>73067181kek
FARIZZMIR
>is that her cousin or brother?
shiorin...
IRyStomo, what are you doing there?!
Damn, women are easy.
FARAMIR WON
THE STEWARD OF GONDOR OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD
>>73067167you're literally posting a pic of kino that came out in the past 10 years
>it's just that easy for both of them
>frodo so uselessman none of you have really read the books, huh, or understand just how much of a physical and mental burden being the bearer of the ring is. frodo's whole trial is endurance and bearing that weight and it's up to his friends to support him while he does that.
SAPLINGSIt's animated nowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/frk9nc.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/ezmz9k.mp4
Jesus Shiori really shipped Merry and Eowyn kek
>>73067242I can't believe Tolkien killed Jesus.....
>>73067192>>73067213Why are women incapable of comprehending male camaraderie?
Wouldn't the orc notice their white skin?
SUS
>>73067334they made white orcs too
>>73067321she's just like me...
>>73067278Who the fuck names themselves bandage kek
>>73067242Gorgoroth is a black metal band anonchama.....
Imagine if it smells overwhelmingly of Fauna
ALL OUT WAR LOL
>>73065406>always hard sex broshai, watashi
>>73067318Asses don't move like that....
Orcbros...
>>73067068Nah, Sam represented the kind of comrade you can only find in battle. He fought in WWI
>>73066947But not as much as before
>>73067332they've been comprehending it the entire time
>>73067313The books have many strong moments for Frodo. In the movies he's too reduced.
>>73067318Damn Fauna do some fucking squats your ass is pure jello.
>inspectionyab
>>73067318odd music choice but otherwise neat
when do they start singing?
>>73067318Gandalf is pounding pretty good for his age
>>73067318Too short. Otherwise nice.
>>73067382kek
>>73067166>>73067133>>73067332If Tolkien wasnt gay, why are all the straight love scenes so much less emotional than the gay (Hobbit) love scenes?
>>73067334Seriously? They are all look like a bowl of mashed potatoes.Nobody cares, if anything it would be them having human features.
>>73067334Ew, orc among us
I remember when /tv/ dubbed this scene, good times
>>73067377And Amon Amarth is a death metal band, so what?
>>73067313Even I that only watched the movies understand how big Frodo role is in this story. Nobody would be able to hold the ring this long without going crazy even less being able to travel to Mordor to destroy it while the ring is screaming in your mind to not do it
>the original orcs are elvesjust like elder scrolls!
>want to fit in with orcs>just start fightingkek
>>73067332male camaraderie is VERY gay tbqh
>orc and men collabkek
They should've kept this scene cut...
>>73067334Orcs are not racists, you bigot
>>73067422those are goblins
Biboo knows more about LOTR lore than Nerissa and Nerissa literally just read all the books
>>73067439Women aren't capable of love.
Huge dub.
TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA
Chilla…
>>73067375Jap Man Ting-san...
>>73067439Women shouldn’t be allowed to watch LotR
Sam and Frodo started a nigga moment
>>73067489This faggot doesn't want the orcs to look bad
>>73067318Music ruins it
>>73067051I knew it...
How do the hobbits know the Blackspeech?
>>73067439In the past men were all gay and they only really loved other men, women were just for breeding
Lmao these subtitles
>>73067382damn dude looks like he's on a lot of drugs
>>73067504orcs and goblins are the same thing
>>73067318disgusting
This movie is goodBut manIs it long
>>73067530>>73067511... are you guys gay?
Why is Sam walking around with 15 pots and pans?
How long did it take for Pekora to build the Pekora tower?
Sam still has his fucking pans even now.
This is probably the best looking chillas female model they've made
>>73067508I doubt Nerissa even got to the Silmarillion
Here it comes. The best line in the series.
>>73067508>audiobooksthat's like using NPC summons in Elden Ring
>>73067459Amon Amarth is a melodic death metal band with viking themes. Cannibal Corpse is a death metal band
Shiori doesn't know
POTS AND PANS LOVE
>>73067608would
>>73067489Do people think they're being intelligent film critics by saying there should be less movie
>>73067601>>73067600Bros...
>>73067508Biboo paid attention when they literally described orcs as having been elves once in the first movie>Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.
>>73067600>>73067601oh god oh fuck
>>73067600>>73067601APOLOGIZE
>>73067051The Dark Lord of Hololive
>>73067619She has nice breasts
Everything Sam says is kino
>>73067051YAMEROOOOOOO
They could easily just use a catapult from their current position
>>73067601you just had to say it
is dune the anti lotr?
>>73067612she's planning to read(listen) to it
I know sam wasn't carrying the ring but his spirit is stronger than frodo
>>73067600>>73067601YOU
>>73067601>>73067600LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH
>>73067623Yeah, and? It doesn’t change that both Amon Amarth and Gorgoroth got their names from LotR.
>>73067703And where are they gonna get one, Boromir? You're dead, shut up
Alright, I think the theatrical release was a better product overall.Good scenes, but the editing and pacing is fucked with all of these added, even if it's book-accurate.
SHARETHELOAD
>page 9wtf
Frodo you DUMB USELESS BITCH
I'm half expecting someone to say "WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE EAGLES FROM THE BEGINNING?"
>>73067600
they can drink each others spit
>>73067772fuck off
>>73067744sounds like you have an attention span problem
Damn Frodo is tripping balls.
Kiara should’ve asked to join this collab. She complains about not being able to bind with the other girls but they do a collab watchalong of her favorite movies and she just crawls off into the corner.
>>73067717both of them are needed. the ring couldn't be carried by anyone except frodo and frodo wouldn't get anywhere without sam.
Frodo failed the QTE...
Frodo do be kinda looking like an AIDS patient
Would you trust this pink woman with your kid brother?
>>73067836>please let Shiori leechpathetic novelite
>>73067836Why let these boring whores ruin it for her?
>>73067744true but cant fault fans for wanting more of a thing they like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJgD4GuDVs
Yeeeeeeeah, that eye scene should stay cut
Justabox
>Sauron doesn't have object permanence
Why do the orcs care? That ShitEye can't even fire lazers
>>73067836>spending four hour's stuck hearing Shiori's horrible voicewhat an awful diea
watamelon is fucking blind
Come to think about it, Frodo spends the entire series either fainting or getting kidnapped
>>73067779well why didn't they?
MOUTH OF SAURONBROS IT'S OUR TIME
IT'S SAURON'S MOUTH
>>73067836It is 4am.
You HAVE been doing your reps, right anon? It's the language of the future after all...
I'd show Shiori my Lord of the Black Land, if you know what I mean
What if they just didnt open the door?
GO MORI GO
So why the hell did they open the Black Gate?
this mouthpiece character with the fucked up teeth
okay, but where's the gaping asshole of sauron?
Morbi, you blind reapy....
RUN MORI
Imagine the blowjobs
ENTERTHE MOUTH
>>73067944MOUTH OF SAURON HATE
>>73067907>UUUUUUU WHERE'S MY RING I MISS MY RING UUUUUUUUU crying_eye.jpeg
>>73067944kek
>this mouthWho did this dude's rigging? It's fucking indie-tier
>>73067836It's her own fault for isolating herself in austria
A FUCKING BRIT
>>73067869>>73067884>>73067914>>73067939Why do you want Kiara to stay isolated?
is this an extended scene?
ARAGORN IS ABOUT TO COMMIT A WARCRIME
MORI DID IT?
Who let this Cenobite in?
This is a long ass chase sequence
HOLY SHIT ITS BASICALLY ANNOYING ORANGE I CANT UNSEE IT
>>73067944You will never be numenorean
>>73067999Kiara has plenty of friends, she isn't a worthless whore like Shiori
the mouth of sauron still weirds me out
I don’t blame Mori for screaming, this game is scary!
>>73067836She hasn't bonded yet? I thought shes done some collabs already
>>73067999>collab queen of EN>isolated
I wish I could talk like this guy
>>73067836Are you fucking insane? Nerissa is already ruining it enough on her own. It would be unwatchable with both of them.
she did it!
>>73067997Why doesn’t she move to Japan like Fuwamoco?
>>73067596No I just understand women
MOUTH LOVE
MOUTH OF SAURON HATE
>>73067944GET FUCKED
Negotiations have failed
MOUTH HATE
BASED ARAGORN
ayy lmao looking ass
>>73066529
Based Aragorn.
if the enemy killed frodo the mouth of sauron would be boasting about having the ring already no?
HABEEB IT
VTUBER NECK SISTERS
>>73067999>''''isolated'''>so let lamprey leeches like Shiori attach themselves to youbased retard
>>73068074Fuwamoco will NEVER complete their move and NEVER be japanese
>>73066668>how does mordor accomplish anythingACCELERATE!!!
MOUTH OF SARON LOVE
GET HIS ASS ARAGORN
THERE IS A DAY WHEN THE STRENGTH OF CUNNY FAILS
>>73068074>fuwamoco of the 0 streams
>>73068068But it’s Kiara’s favorite movie…
>>73067477t. Woman
>>73068116>>73068132still would
>>73066668Just debut more orc gens
>Frodo-sanIf Frodo and Sam are such close friends then why is he still using honorifics?
>>73067836
>>73068076maybe its less that women arent capable of love and more that you arent worth being loved
>>73068068This trash might actually be bearable if she was here
>>73068032>>73068048>>73068131So like what streams are you guys even watching?
>>73068132Kek
Kino fucking speech
>>73068159Why can't they just fly back? Did they already move their shit over?
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
>>73068174lol
>economy class syndrome
TODAY WE FIGHT
>>73067944
>>73068200good streams doko?
>>73068048Yeah look at all those collabs like >>>
BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!!
>>73068184This sounds like a passive aggressive woman reply
IT IS NOT THIS DAY
>>73068200They’re KFP so probably a Niji or indie.
>>73068139The implication that they somehow would be japanese if they did complete they move seems very on brand for desperate EN hating ruffians
MEN OF THE WEST
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STAND, MEN OF THE WEST!
>Men of the West
BIG UPS MEN OF THE WEST
I SAW A WOMAN WITH A BEARD
>>73068174kek
So uh, guys, the orcs are kinda surrounding us, do we wanna do something about this? No?
>>73067999hey its not me, its just that the earth is not flat and timezone existAlso if you are really a KFP, Kiara already told you that she don't want to and I assume she already watched it multiple times
NAOKI AND SISTER LOVE
>>73068215Yep, they jumped in without a full plan.
>>73068068Kiara's solo watchalongs were more kino than this slop could ever hope to be
>>73068226Fucking hell you perfected it, thanks anon
JUST REMEMBER, YOU GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE.
GO FRODO GO
Shire leitmotif?
how come merry was well enough to join this battle after stabbing the witch king but eowyn wasn't
Why are wood wind instruments so fucking based bros
Biboo getting into these pre-war speeches is cute as fuck
Wait so what happened?I don’t get it they were dead all aloing?
>>73068242>Nijis are preferable to this watchalongSays a lot about how shit it is
>>73068271>I assume she already watched it multiple timesgood job confirming you don’t watch Kiara retard
>>73068174roru
THIS MUSIC IS MAKING ME CRY
NAOKI LOVE
THANK YOU TOBY FOX
Get out of here with your MCU dialogue.
The Good end!(?)
>>73068227So on a Friday night you're shitposting in a thread getting into arguments with people and not even watching anything? You have nothing else going on?
>>73068315woman making an excuse to get off work
If bijou was a true gamer she would have streamed herself pistol starting perfect hatred on uv by now
>>73068315hobbits have high innate magic resistance
THE LINE
>>73068271>its just that the earth is not flat and timezone existrrat
HE SAID IT
>>73068239it sounds like the truth
>>73068174ORCCELLERATE
THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE
HE SAID THE THING!
kino
BROS
>>73068315tummy hort
>>73068366You keep replying, I don't think you have anything better going on kek.
>Shiori's face lit up at that lineCUTE
AYEI COULD DO THAT
>IRyStocrats fund chillaWorst fanbase
>>73068315Only the soul of his ankle took reflected damage.
My past Ina soon...
>>73068315Pretty sure that's just a movie thing
THEY ARE
IRyS...
>>73068227just watch the okayu factorio vod anon
they are
Fauna is crying again...
Hobbit Bijou is too cute
>>73068366It’s kfp, what do you expect?
The biggest bros in all of fiction
>>73068396Aye.
AKIRAMENAIDEMOU TSUKOSHII
Faunya......
>>73067836No, wawa LOTR watch alongs are intimate for Kiara and KFP. I know Kiara invited one of the others girls before but out watch alongs will always be special.
Why did they let themselves get encircled? Couldn't they have moves to one of the cliffs at least?
>>73068242Nijis >Shiori
>>73068242based KFP
>>73068338she already did 2 watchalongs of the triliogy dumbfuck
>>73068315Faramirkeks aren't ready to hear the truth on this one
My precious Fauna...
>>73068315Do you see faramir either?
OMG FAUNA ARE YOU CRYING????
>>73068386Go wash your vagina before trying to speak while men are talking babe
Gura cute Gura cute!
REMEMBER HOME FRODO
SAM
>>73067318Where is this even from? Redi didnt make this cause i got his Fanbox
>>73068436she just like me frfr
>fauna is crying>I am cryingWE ARE
>>73068244Even fwmc hate being EN to the point they even gave themselves fake esl accents, it's unsightly
>>73068451adventslop just can't compete
>>73067836Stop forcing people to interact with Kiara you're no better than a homo beggar now fuck off
>>73068450peter jackson aint exactly a caesar or napoleon
Kino
Is fauna crying again kekn
HOLY BASED
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>73068405Well you keep acting like a nigger so…
BUT I CAN CARRY YOU
GO SAM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ONCE AND FOR ALL
GO SAM
I fucking love Sam bros
sam...
>>73068454>>73068329Sisters...
>>73068495you are unworthy of love and will never bethink about that sentence
Fucking kino
SAM LOVE
SAAAAM
LET'S FUCKING GO SAM
nerissa laughed at the touch of grass
>I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!Sam is the best bro you could ever ask for.
PURE HIMWISE MOMENT
GO SAMWISE THE BRAVE GO
WHAT A MAN
SAM THE HERO
Sam the GOAT
Actual best character.
BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS
>>73068540kino
yeah i'm crying
What's the point of Frodo?
>>73068540based
I'm crying too
LETS GO SAM
>>73068540KINO!
kazamatai anon, I can't cuddle Iroha for you, but I can cuddle you!
>>73068534No, Kiara is an EN and she deserves to have friends in the company.
Where did the horses go?
>>73068626>What's the point of Frodo?
>>73068226Eye of Sauron looking cute
>>73068540Kek
>>73068620same fuck
FOR FRODO
>>73068642Kiara is above the garbage in the branch
goddamn that line gets me everytime
>>73068642Go back beggar
GO FELLOWSHIP GO
What would be in a zombento?
Aragorn doesn't give a shit that Sam's dead
FOR BIBOO
KINOOOOOOO
>>73068626menhera
>>73068642Kiara actually streams, making her better than any EN.
>>73068626unironically to make Sam look good
Foe Coco
>>73068642>she deserves to have friends in the company.does she?
THERE IS IT!
Sam literally carries the Fellowship, he's the SOUL that keeps them all working. Aragornfags, Legolasniggers, none can compete
AND ALSO SAM
>>73068642Kiara is already friends with the actually good members
>>73068647shhhhhh
>>73067836KWAB
Why did they ditch the horses?
>>73068683Kiara should collab with every EN.
>fucking four hour movieWho in the HELL would have sat in theaters that long for this shit?
>>73068540>kfp gimlisomething about a fat kfp just makes me laugh and feel happy inside
FUCKING SMEAGOL
>>73068642Kiara has plenty of friends, why waste time with low tier whores like Shiori?
ENTER
How ,much money is Ollie sending Chilla?
>>73068540>>73068562what hte fuck two cakes
"Sam's will was set, and only death would break it."God fucking damn, this line goes so incredibly hard
THE FINAL SCHIZO
>>73068671Good then shut up and stop forcing her into collabs she's not welcome and kys
KILL HIM SAMRIP HIS THROAT OUT
YOU SWORE
>>73068642>novelites projecting everyone hating their slut onto one to the most poplar girls in ENKEK
HE PROMISED
SMEAGOL LIEDGOLLUM DIED
YEAH HIT HIM WITH THE PEBBLE
>>73068692based
>>73068767Its the fans nigga
WTF NERISSA
PEBBLE CLUTCH
SMÉAGOL HATE
>>73068708Why wouldn’t she?
>>73068540>>73068769I miss these days
>>73068776Hey, it's adventfags begging her to try and save this shit.
TOWASAMAWIN
>>73068159Kek
>>73068753Not many people, thats why there’s this thing called editing. You cut the fluff to make the film be paced better.
>Finally a good pebbleWhy did she say fuck me for?
>>73068573Don't care, I already had sex haha
You're welcome
So what I'm taking away from this movie is that ugly people are evil
>>73068642nobody deserves garbage like Shiori for a 'friend', Kiara has better people.
So, am I just supposed to accept Roboco as my wife now?
HOLOTORI GODS
this retard has been posting the same shitpost at the same time on the same stream for 3 weeks now
ENTERTHE EAGLESSUPER LATE TO THE COLLAB
MALE ON SCREEN
THE EAGLES
ENTERTHE EAGLES
ENTEREAGLES
THE EAGLES ARE CUMMING
>>73068776She’s not being forced into the collab, I just wish she was here because she feels lonely a lot.
I would drink SodaRyS too
ENTER EAGLES
I would rail Tamaki so fucking hard man.
>oh it's Tamaki>I'd eat thatSame
>kawaii>I'd eat thatKek
USA USA USA USA
Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor?
>>73068821because she acts like a cunt around other people
>>73068540>>73068562LotR shitposting has always been some of my favorite parts of these threads
THE HOPE SODA
you know, sauron really should've put a door or something in front of the volcano ring destruction chamber. Maybe just get rid of it entirely.
>>73068886FUCKING MYTHALWAYS DELAYING COLLABS
DO THE FELLOWTORI DANCE
WHERE WERE THESE EAGLES ANYWAY
>>73068887>>73068903That's a male(female)
>>73068776Kiara isn't going to let your advent leeches waste her time lmao
>>73068828No the fuck it isn't and you know it no advent member has any association with her besides nerissa. Fuck and keep your isolated whore to yourself
Why didn't they just fly to Mordor?
So the guy who's trying to push Shiori vs. Kiara is definitely the same guy who was pushing the Bae vs. Kiara shit too, right?
Be careful, eagles eat horses
Based Manwë saving the collab
IRyS on the telly!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
>>73068753Not only did we sit in theaters for that long, we went to crazy lotr afterparties in our wizard outfits and got drunk off our asses. Good times.
Where were the eagles when Gondor called for aid?
>>73068850you know you do carethats why you keep replying
>>73068951aaaaaaaaaaaa
>in bizarro LOTR
>>73068916kek
Eagles ruin this movie.
>Hope ciderLike apple cider?
WHY DIDNT THEY JUST RIDE THE EAGLES TO MOUNT DOOM
>>73068895t.novelite pretending everyone hates Kiara like they hate his oshi
DO ITTTTTTTTT
>Hope Cider
>>73068844>less film means it's "paced better"develop an attention span
>>73068850Hookers aren’t expensive dude
FRODONYOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>73068958Isn't that Gwaihir on stream though?
>>73068978Nigga I'm trying to watch a movie here, use your psych degree later
FRODO RUINS ANOTHER COLLAB
Fandeads don't look!!
I wish we could here the ring whispering to frodo
>>73068934They didnt want to be killed off in a war of two legs, but eventually saw that this was the last stand of good vs evil and decided to join in for the final battle
This is me every time I tell myself I'm going to deep clean my house before going to bed and then waking up.
My Precious
>>73068948Nah, Kiara should be in the collab.
>>73068942GOOD I never have to see kiara
Just ban novelties from the thread. Every time they're brought up it devolves into shit.
FRODO HATE
>>73068920Always the best /hlgg/ threads outside of Fes
>>73068995>as if the ghosts weren't a copout already
>>73068953It's seething novelites as usual
FRODO RUINED THE COLLAB
>>73068966BOOBA
FRODO PROMISE STOCKS DROPPING BY THE SECOND
>>73069099shut the fuck retard.
>>73068767Like the other guy said I'm pretty sure it's her fans paying for it, but they're spending at least 100 bones for this
>>73069049FULLYFUNCTIONAL
>>73068912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI
>>73069072>i-i-i-i-didn't want her in it anywayabsolute state of adventslops
FUCKING PEBBLE GOT SAM
>>73068953>>73069099stop replying to yourself retard
FINGER LOVE
>>73069049i need to sex up this robot
how can aragorn swordfight a troll
Hey this is just like that one battle from Dragon Age Origins
>>73069119stop crying
>>73069075But we wanted to watch YOU drop it into the fire Frodo
Frodo drank to much stupid bitch juice...
YUBI LOVE
YUBI YUBI
So with all this talk about the one ring, I understand it enslaves all the others etc; but why invisibility?
If i'm not wrong that big orc was supposed to be Sauron before they changed it to be the big eye
finger love
>I wonder if there’s another Chillas arts game I can playAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Aragorn actually was fighting sauron himself in this scene but they changed it to a troll because it didn't make sense lorewise
I can never take this scene seriously after that one parody where Smeagol sucks invisible Frodo's cock
The Ring is mine NOW DIE
Mori playing SMT V:V on stream when?
Isn't it implied somewhere that this is one of the few moments Iluvatar directly interfered in the world, causing Gollum to trip into the lava?
How come we never see Gollum wear the ring?
I think it's time for the hobbits to sleep
GOLLUM WON
The game switching ban...
>>73068820>movie bigger than the girlsishygddt
>>73069016>muh attention span You're retarded. The theatrical cut exists for a reason, it’s better than the extendeds in almost every way.
NOT OWARI DA YET
>>73069179the ring makes all the qualities of a person better. hobbits are great at keeping a low profile, so the ring literally turns them invisible
>>73068953Even the reply is just brats swapped out with novelites
I hope whoever does LotR watchalong next time remembers Kiara
when will someone open a lotr themed ham and frozen yogurt store
SMEAGOL LOVEFOR REAL THIS TIME
>>73069211anon?
SMEAGOL LOVE
GOLLUM LOVE
>>73069018Girlfriends are expensive, unfortunately.
GOLUM LOVE
>>73069231yeah
>>73069127Nobody wants kiara and that's proven by her not being here and that's good. No cope changes the truth, keep coping and saying >wah wah shed make It better
SARUON WAS TERMED HOLY SHIT
SCHIZO LOVE
SMEAGOL LOVERING LOVE
THE RING IS GRADUATING
>>73069235the ring makes you invisible
>>73069201we love Chilla's /here/
>>73069235he wears it on his tiny Gollum penis