/jong/ - Mahjong Vtuber General

[Anonymous No.]

anon killed the last thread and didn't even bake edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams>
Idols:
Nina is continuing to derank in Master 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP7WzMznq-c
Matatabi is deranking in Master 2 as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv3Q2ctuT44
Elu is deranking in Expert 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghuQJC0EMs
Toki deals in to a mostly closed Daisangen in ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FdP6Ku0m9g&t=15223s

Bros:
Tileman is now kekxpert.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2114756378

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf (Saint)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOcEVKQaXA (Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news

- Khubie is hosting a tournement April 20th. See the tweet to sign up. https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1775321032624070962

- /mjg/ translated and put up a WWYD book on the repo that includes bakyou and responses from 3 high ranked tenhou players with their reasoning, check it out.

- Tileman has fallen. His jade throne revealed to be gilded. He is now a gold master.

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is... Tanyao! All simples! Rid your hand of those pesky honors and terminals, tanyao shall pave your path to victory!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig/
>>>/vt/asp/
>>>/vt/wasp/
>>>/vt/mayo/

Previous Thread >>73365112

[Anonymous No.]

sex with older women

[Anonymous No.]

>>73476465

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>>73476465
Sex with painfully feminine women

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Sex with little girls

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>>73476749
stop posting this robot

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>>73477145
Why wouldnt i post something so beautiful and breedable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73477072
You were too slow now we have to have sex with hags

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>>73477627
I will not have sex with hags

[Anonymous No.]

more for me then

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>>73476465
Sex with femanon on a mahjong table in return for forgiving the debt she built up by losing at mahjong.

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>>73477740
Im not femanon but can i repay my mahjong debts that way?

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>no one posted that Nina was live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofO3jfisYK4

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>>73477816
of course you can~

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with anon (as girls)

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>>73477887
So youll clear my debt if I let you suck my dick? Good deal…

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>>73477869
sponsored wwyd stream, don't care if she's not deranking

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>>73477970
not what i had in mind but i'm not one to say no

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you should have never baked this thread

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/pcg/ is a good thread from whence only good things come

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>>73478429
redpill me on the BAs, should I be rolling for them?

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>>73478429
I read it as "flowery chasms", which is kind of yabai

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>>73478613
DEFLOWERING LITTLE GIRLS CHASMS!!!

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>>73478553
i know nothing about BA but i'll roll for them. they're cute and it pisses off the chinese
>>73478613
charms

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in a game with カーミラvtuber. does anyone know who this is?

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>>73479014
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSo3l4tjY5O-7zdVgk8Ibmg

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>>73479014
Probably a babiniku
https://www.youtube.com/@CarmilaGrace_Vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>73479118
>voice changer
it's a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>73479118
>>73479133
Hm, this player is using fox and is saint 1 so

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>>73479261
seems this is her

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>>73479323
nvm "she" uses a title but this player doesnt. indeterminate

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>>73479428
You can't see titles cross region, it's the same account name, that's him or someone using his name at least

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>>73479515
oh, then yeah its "her". same rank, same character, same sanma rank

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apparently when two foxes play in the same room one of them gets raped by the other one

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>>73479889
>t. fox

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>>73479979
I think most of my games with another fox end with us 1/2 or 3/4 actually

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>>73480109
So you're leaving rape on the table....

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>>73480184
there couldn't have been that much fox on fox rape if we end in similar positions

[Anonymous No.]

Majsoul Friends Room 73794(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73794

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>73482303
skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

I feel lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>73483439
Time to become the jongstalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73483439
Is it lonely at the top?

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Soon

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>>73483736
I suppose one way to make sure the little shit is streaming so i have someone to watch when Khubie ends is to lock him in his channel......

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>>73483736
Shan't

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>>73483736
that $50 incentive is gonna be worth every penny

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>>73483736
Wonder how much he'll get on his own merit before needing to call in help, like all the spite gift subs he got during that one collab.

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>>73484329
Depends on if she's still Awol by then or not I wager.

[Anonymous No.]

jong with viewers tmrw!! :D

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>>73484776
who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73481309
WJ

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>>73484776
cool, don't forget to post your stream here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73481309
well jonged

[Anonymous No.]

>>73481309
wj, what the hell was that second game

[Anonymous No.]

>>73484776
yay! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>73481309
WJ

[Anonymous No.]

Anon was trying to derank off stream while we were busy in a friendly... he's 4th in east 3 with 459/2800

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>>73484926
Stop sexually harassing anons, doremu!

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>>73485068
It's only regular harassment unless he gets off on it!

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>>73484926
I don't think I'll stream it, pretty dispassionate about it really

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485091
doremus don't jerk off, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485128
I have no idea, I only skinwalk as one for jongstalking purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485173
who is your real oshi, fake doremu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73484926
Take this card

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485173
huh

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>>73485223
I'm not even the /jong/stalker though

[Anonymous No.]

As the person people usually think of when they refer to jongstalker, my oshi is...well, you can probably figure it out if you do your stalking reps.

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>>73485173
but Wemi is such a sweet girl...

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>>73485312
As the fake jongstalker, if anyone does their stalking reps they'll get the answer for me too

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>>73485312
Are you really the jongstalker, though? You oshi must be either pippa or lia!

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>>73484833
i’m scared i’ll get my ass beat since i’m a beginner and all the anons here are crazy good…

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>>73485415
el oh el

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>>73485415
>crazy good…
We are not.
Yes, >we

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485415
>all the anons here are crazy good
lol
lmao

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>>73485415
I'm glad you think so, but I'm adept 2.

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>>73485415
>all the anons here are crazy good
roru, rumao even

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>>73485415
>all the anons here are crazy good…
cute, don't worry i'm sure they won't try hard in friendlies!

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/82lla

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>>73485500
I will, I will try hard for fat hands and never fold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485591
>3 yes votes
it's delulu hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>73485800
you don't know me

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>>73485800
I'm basically Saint level, just give me a few thousand more games

[Anonymous No.]

I've been making yugioh cards all day, but I can't think of effects for all of you. Tell me what you would do if you were a monster card.

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>>73486032
be a waste of a slot

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>>73486032
I don't really know much about yugioh sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>73486032
i've never played yuhioh but i like the cards you've made for the here anons. they're really cute

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>>73486032
When this card is banished or sent to the graveyard, subtract 500 LP for each /jong/ type monster that is banished or is in the graveyard, excluding this card.

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>>73483736
i hope his model turns silver when he demotes 3 times again

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>>73486069
I'll make you a pendulum in a non-pendulum archetype
>>73486194
Burn?! Okay, sure.

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>>73486032
Is there a yugioh equivalent to hatebears? One of those that forces them to redo a coin flip that they won or whatever RNG element yugioh has.

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>>73483736
Are we colluding in the friendlies for giftsubs?

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>>73486366
Yugioh's floodgates all read "Your opponent can't play the game" full stop.

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>>73486366
i'm pretty sure there is a card that allows you to reroll the dice/coin flip

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>>73486032
Dice jar!

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>>73486032
>Tell me what you would do if you were a monster card.
Live with the regret of failing at every one of my major life projects and cope with the fact that I'm going to die a lonely virgin by horny posting on 4chan.

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>>73486345
You know what would be a cool effect? Something like riichi.

Both players must subtract half their LP. Both players declare one card in their deck. The player who draws their declared card gains the subtracted LP. The losing player must then discard their entire hand. This card is then banished. This effect can only be used once per duel.

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>>73486032
a gigachad card that nullifies effects targeting it

[Anonymous No.]

Matatabi is still fighting off her derank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKzpK67Sc80

[Anonymous No.]

>>73486560
There are, but the coin flip one only works on your own effects

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>>73485800
I'm celestial

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>>73487089

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>>73486964
she's turbolucking so it won't happen today

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73487308
Your going to jail, anon

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>>73487308
Need to fuck this ojisan in the pooper

[Anonymous No.]

I have completed my stalking reps, I know jongstalker's oshi and fake jongstalker's lack of oshi.
We've lost a lot of jongers since the list with oshis was made.

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>>73488104

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>>73486032
24000 Attack, 0 defense
if your opponent control more cards than you do, you can special summon this monster from your hand.
When summoned, toss a coin 3 times, if all results are head, draw until you have 14 cards in hand, if not, banish this monster.
At the end of your turn, you lose the duel.

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>>73488104
you have a list? Who's my oshi?

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>>73488553
Sorry, I'm too digital to make coin flip cards.

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whos my oshi because i dont remember

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>>73488592
Jelly

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>>73488642
>>73488104
>>73488592
It’s me, of course!

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>>73488642
You weren't on the list.

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>>73488596
you know what, i have a better idea

24000 Attack, 0 defense
Can be Special Summoned (from your hand) by revealing 3 other cards in your hand with identical names.
When summoned, draw until you have 14 cards in hand.
At the end of your turn, you lose the duel.

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>>73488661
how... although i think i'd consider someone else to be my oshi nowadays

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>>73488851
>spoiler
WHORE

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>>73488825 (me)
uh should say
>"Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand)" by revealing 3 other cards [...]

otherwise you could just cheat the summon, that would defeat the point

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>>73488851
I did my stalking reps.

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>>73488924
I mean, I was gonna make it normal summonable since a 24000 attack monster with draw 14 on it is probably reasonable for 2 tributes in year 2019+5

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>>73488924
Ackshually, "Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set" isn't part of the modern card grammar because it was deemed redundant, as "Must (first) be Special Summoned" implies that you can't Normal Summon it. OCG cards even have a tag labeling them as Special Summon-only monsters, which for some reason the TCG didn't adopt when it was introduced.
>>73489027
Ignoring the actual effect, the printed ATK/DEF of a card can't exceed 5000, so it would have to be either a 4000 ATK monster with an effect that gains 20000, or a ? or 0 ATK monster with an effect that gains/makes its ATK 24000

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>>73489462
the 24 000 is just a reference to dealer Baiman, initially i wanted it to be unable to attack, then i thought i'd lower the attack to 2400 but forgor :DD

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with foxes and women as a treat

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>>73476357
4s bc I don't want to end up discarding 5s for tenpai

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>>73490375
Its painful how vividly I can imagine mounting her in that position but it could never be…

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>>73476357
best play to avoid deranking by discarding anything but his answer

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>>73476357
5p I guess? You don't have a head right now and it keeps chiitoi and toitoi both open. If you draw 1-4m/2m or 3-6s/5s you'll end up fixing a head anyway by cutting 5p for the widest shape so you might as well cut it slightly ahead of time to give this hand a chance to become something else besides riichi only

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>>73476357
discard 1p

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shota playing with 3 older women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKzg1fe05WU

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>>73493771
giwtwm

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>>73493784
ywnbas

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>>73483736
>$50 incentive
I don't need to pay for that.

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>>73483736
I'm going to donate $60 and force him to buy a $100 dinner.

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>>73495767
Damn this fucking god awful place in Melbourne that I knew of apparently closed down.

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>>73483736
I'm better (higher ranked and slightly more attractive) than him but what if I pay $50 and make him say the furry is better than him?

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>>73496595
I believe that Rezuul has the potential to be better than the furry at looping

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>>73476357
cool

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>>73496595
Furry needs it after Rezuul humbled him live.

[Anonymous No.]

What rand do I need to get women to have sex with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73502163
Novice 1. Once you hit novice 2 its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>73504646
I'm already novice 3 and I can't derank...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73505731
Then your only hope is to beat a woman so bad in Mahjong that her only choice is to repay you with her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>73505731
Sorry bud, you better learn to enjoy the physical comfort of an old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>73505731
Cute boys are waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>73506604
>>73506059
I think I'm going to start a new account...

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[Anonymous No.]

No dying today /jong/ the wife is doing ranked in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73510564
>ranked
Sanma

[Anonymous No.]

>>73510697
shan'tma

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>>73510697
>playing sanma
Time to anti QB.

[Anonymous No.]

Khubie Jonging today! eventually
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never get these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73512844
just buy them with faith

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>>73512927
This. It is a one to one conversion rate of I recall correctly.

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>>73512844
Do a 10 roll during the collab and convert faith to wishing stones and there you go

[Anonymous No.]

Kubi is being so fucking real right now talking shit about male collabs.

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>>73514363
go back to wasp

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>>73514521
Does wasp hate male collabs? Never been so I have no idea on their culture.

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>>73514646
Wasp hates men who aren't giving them money.

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>>73514773
Then why am I being told to go there?

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>>73514881
They seem to have a special disdain for male vtubers in general.

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>>73515094
Maybe we aren't so different after all.

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>>73515094
Kubi was saying she hates clicking on a girl's channel and suddenly male, something not that uncommon for VTubers and viewers from both perspectives.

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>>73515094
Most viewers have no interest in male collabs so its considered a bad idea for growth by /wasp/. Depending on how /here/ the chuuba and her audience is its also not worth the ensuing shit storm.

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>>73515169
You should lurk there if you get some free time. Some of them get really fucking intense with it.

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>>73514521
Tileman...

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is qb always like this?

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>>73515908
Yes. She gets worst 8 hours in when her filter starts to die.

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>>73515908
Yup, it only gets worse (better)

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>>73515499
wasp has become the worst thread in vt, it's all bait and drama

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>>73515908
it's great isn't it?

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>>73516568
I'm gonna be controversial here, but.
Women CAN be too retarded and annoying.

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>>73516706
Objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

We're reaching essay levels of yugioh carding

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>>73516803
The must attack continuous ability should probably be before the summon condition, now that I look at it...I'm not autistic btw.

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>>73516803
where is your card, miko anon?

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>>73516920

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>>73516966
But it's not a monster card...

[Anonymous No.]

is qb actually a /here/tuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73484776
What size shoe do you wear

[Anonymous No.]

so how does the /jong/ deck work? do we just special summon a bunch of our jongniggas at once and xyz or link them off?

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>>73516337
>thread by women for women has the most drama in /vt/
that's hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

Time to fail again to get 5 in a row. I'm in gold, it wouldn't happen anyway.

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>>73515908
QB wants to be more unhinged on stream

https://voca.ro/1lbWYtL2CDhd

[Verse]
I'm QB, the mahjong addict you see
Always jonging away, chasing victory
Yapping for hours, can't get enough
But with this crappy laptop, it's been tough

[Verse 2]
I don't wanna be a hag or a nonce
Just want a better stream, that's my response
QB in the house, ready to level up
Gotta get my game on, can't let me interrupt

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>>73517047
she's referenced old /here/ stuff but she hasn't flat out gone I LOVE 4CHAN. Most of her mutuals are /here/ though so....

[Anonymous No.]

>>73516803
very nice!

[Anonymous No.]

she's never coming back is she

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>>73517461
no she HATES mahjong and HATES /us/ in particular

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>>73517230
I was planning on making it some sort of weird contact synchro archetype, but we're all level 3 fiends so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73517520
I hate the US too, we ARE

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>>73517523
>contact synchro

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>>73517523
i really like 6 star yugioh cards. 6 stars is very pleasing and theyre usually a great balance between power and accessibility with neat skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>played with a streamer yesterday
>played with a pro today
i am in the company of only the best it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>73517644
We usually just call them White Links or cheatchros

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>>73517523
make Famous Cat's ability after being summoned from hand
>When summoned this way: you may immediately Synchro Summon, using this card you control as material.
and we're cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>73517855
neat idea

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>>73517849
this is the only synchro i've seen do that, have they added more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73518143
ib (the recently unbanned one) and a random harpy lady synchro also do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73518143
The OG

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Mahjong time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73519398
I was promised a stream.

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>>73517302
Half of that is prodded out of her, but she's well aware of most references chat and the discord has made.

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>>73519431
I said when i derank but i havent had my deranking match yet

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>>73517461
Only for collabs, normal play is what the alt is for.

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>>73519431
Gomen she has to yap for 3 plus hours before she lights up the after yap gaming cig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73519398
>anyone playing in mahjongtime

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>>73519489
I really did like her anniversary shilling and then her marked streamer account has been unplayed for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>73519489
about that...

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>>73519546
Its why I made this, made me belly laugh.

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>>73519558
She actually has an alt or is this just a shitpost of the other time she hit three weeks?

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>>73519739
>Tileman goofed and revealed the alt because he's also butthurt she's gone
Maybe the cuckposters had it backwards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73519558
if that's the same one I've got, I've always suspected that one was a different Phase Talent for some reason.

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>>73520981
Doubt its a pippa alt unless >>73520803's rrat is real, otherwise if she had an alt why would she have joined the /pcg/ tournament with her brand account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521090
because playing with /pcg/ is not odd at all

[Anonymous No.]

Qb has started the jong

[Anonymous No.]

lol wait, no thats not a Pippa alt, I've played a game with that sheep, Pippa, and tileman lol.

[Anonymous No.]

first round, riichi after 3 discard, ippatsu, 10han

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521485
Actual luckshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521485
That's called skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521331
Right? I thought so too; clearly I wasn't misremembering if you remember as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521331
>Pippa playing two accounts at once
Do not doubt the rabbit. She is clever, sneaky, and, above all else, smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521641
>She is clever
fake fan

[Anonymous No.]

That dumbass pink rabbit stole my car. She hasn't returned it yet! My jong set was in the car!

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>>73521641
I know I can do it (I've done so with /pcg/ and I've even killed something in MH while jonging too) but I'm not sure if Pippa is at that level of jonging (or was at the time)

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>>73521602
Also that sheep has played friendlies with me and some others /here/ during Pippa streams looking at my logs. Going by the placements I'm seeing, she'd have shown a sign out of tilt or gloat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73520981
I don't think it's a talent, they double dipped in a streamer game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73521670
How could I have been so careless?

[Anonymous No.]

QB just guesses suji.

[Anonymous No.]

>Khubi doesnt know suji.
How does one learn blocks and tile efficiency before suji?

[Anonymous No.]

I had to switch to luckshitting in east games to reverse the bleeding...

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>>73485223
Make a "Fake /jong/Stalker" with the same effect except also with the additional effect, "You may reveal this card in your hand; Special Summon 1 "/jong/Stalker" from your Deck. You cannot use "Fake /jong/stalker"'s other effect(s) the turn this effect resolves."
since we have more than one jongstalker, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>73522979
I did, but thats just cause if you're eyeballing the concept of efficiency without the game knowledge of what suji is it its the natural course of learning the game without external materials.

[Anonymous No.]

suji isn't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>73523564
Who the hell needs imaginary strategies when I can just discard based on gut instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

you can't suji your way out of my single wait

[Anonymous No.]

Please. Not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>73523723
just make a gestalt inference based on the sum of the probabilities of the tiles on the table and those in your hand and you don't need suji

[Anonymous No.]

>>73523848
I usually just unblock my third eye chakra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>73523564
>>73523723
>>73523848
I will say the times I've ignored my gut instinct on a tile and went with suji I dealt in.....Sometimes the schizophrenia just isnt talking to me though and Suji is a good fallback.

[Anonymous No.]

Hokey religions and ancient stratagems are no match for a good AI at your side.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not reading the book until I derank from gold

[Anonymous No.]

Jong wife yakumemes.

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The thought that QB was passing me in rank disturbed me, but then I remembered it's in sanma east

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>second realistic orphans attempt
>gives me all the 1s and none of the 9s

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>>73524741
Had to check.
Silver room is passing you in rank?

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>riichi chase called daiisangan
>deal in
based

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>still only got 3rd
based guy who gave him the chun

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>>73524741
it annoys me a little that all my brothers in jonging are adept for the most part. You little shits tricked me into thinking you were good so I went and ranked up to kekpert only to find out YOURE ALL FUCKING SILVER.

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>>73525384
Sanma has a million times the sovl yonma could ever hope to have

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>>73525440
while you farmed a jpg, i was farming flow

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>>73525440
imagine thinking I have time to actually play the game

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>>73525440
but we're mostly keksperts here

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>>73525440
>You little shits tricked me into thinking you were good
I don't think anyone here unironically ever even implied they were good

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>>73476357
i discard the 5 bamboo to work my hand down to 2 suits but i'm also retarded

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>>73525738
Based

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>QB learned how to play mahjong because of backseaters on twitch
She's just like me frfr

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>>73525440
>log in
>look at my rank
>cry

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>>73525665
Most of my friends list is from the /pcg/ jong rooms so that might explain it. I dont think I've played in any of the /jong/ friendlies.

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Tilleman news:

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>>73526808
Its mostly the same people + a few 1 views, but we've gotten a little better on average.

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>>73526808
>I dont think I've played in any of the /jong/ friendlies.
it's been a while since i posted a room in pcg, do people still make them over there?
why don't play with us jonger :c

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Adeptcels youre not going to let the threads retarded wife one up you right?

>>73527288
I'm usually at work when rooms get posted here.

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>>73527461
>sanma

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>>73527461
>shantma

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>>73527461
>s*nma

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>rage quitting tsumogiri bot deals into me immediately after I riichi twice in one game
thank you anon

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>>73527461
congratz qb sanma is

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>>73527639
cool

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>>73527461
I am novice 1 in sanma and I'm proud.

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>>73527461
I got to gold farming some random event years ago.
Shan't be entering that cursed land again.

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>>73529353
>cursed land
>gold
what did anon meme by this

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>>73531465
Eldl*ch

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>>73531465
PEAK MONSTER PERFORMANCE

Man khubie really is just too cute I just wanna eat her up.

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>>73531641
>>73531764
Honestly, I can't hate Eldlich because a deck which revolves around a fucking blinged out elder lich making people seethe is so unimaginably kino

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>>73531465
ELDLICH!

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I got my points back... finally

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she didn't post the link BAKA
https://www.twitch.tv/healkaia

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>>73534428
>friendlies

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>>73534799
yeah, go fill her room

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I already played too many games today

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I gotta write my German 101 exam

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I guess the one guy seething over furry existing is asleep?

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>>73537189
I think we've all seethed at furry existing at one point or another. It's just bantz, bro

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>>73537189
I'll take up the mantle then, how obvious of a forced honitsu did you deal into?

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>>73537341
No I meant the guy seething and white knighting QB over the sanma snipe last time.

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>>73537491
I'll call him a faggot for sniping ranked games, but that guy was something else

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SEX WITH FAGGOTS

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>>73538834

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>>73534428
Guys go fill her jong room

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>>73539190
Maybe in a little bit, i can practice my ranked efficiency on her

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Someone prepare the bread

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>>73540244
We still have >10 posts. That could take days.

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>>73540396
not if I start posting on cooldown

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>>73540396
What did he mean by this?

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This >>73540440 is not me >>73540244

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>>73540536
Yes it is.

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>>73540578
Yes it is…

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>>73540635
>>73540578
It really is

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>>73540440
>96KB
>>73540578
>97KB

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>>73540853

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I could really go for some mating right about now…

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Someone stop him

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>>73541487
no

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is khubie ogey?

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BAKE

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nice stream femanon
now back to QB

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Pippa stop antiing jong by forcing us to bake

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This thread is not long for this world.

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>>73541779
it's about that time where her brain shut off

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Rate the dumpire
Rate the 3 yakumans appearing in one day
Rate the jong
Rate the stream

Probably post one for tilecuck too when he ends. Hes not jonging until the subathon.

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>>73543735
Qb? More like cuteb

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>>73543735
QB cute
What are the odds? She got one and got ron'd by one, absolute best case scenario.
Good jong, it was fun, i'm glad she got her rank up, sad she didn't gatekeep me though :'c
Good stream, i miss her already...

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You're going to bake, right? I will page 11 bake with an unchanged OP if I have to.

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>>73544218
Give me an image slacker

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>>73543735
Gold is gold even if it was 3p and those yakuman cut ins are cool. Khubi love~!

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>>73534428
i got too nervous… >< thank you if you stopped by even for a little!!

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Slacker baker didn't give me an image shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame
>>73544720

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>>73544779
don't hesitate to post it next time, doesn't matter if you're playing ranked or friendlies.
i couldn't stick around for too long but it was fun!

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>>73544257