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Akai Haato/Haachama
Unmedicated Haaton future Haachama cooking foreshadowing thread
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Red Heart: https://youtu.be/A9HY4DsRTCg
Infinity: https://youtu.be/9mj2QJE-UOI
Previous stream: https://youtu.be/6e6C3qQp68E
Previous Members only stream: https://youtu.be/VAK0z9WUV3Y

>> No.7381002

Haato just needs to rape Haachama or the other way around.

>> No.7381080
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>> No.7381732

Ame on Meme review when?

>> No.7382547


>> No.7382647

What collab partners would you like to see Haachama reddit review?


>> No.7383065
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Any of the IDs because I prefer them over the ENs. I connect with them better even though I don't speak Indo, especially HoloID Gen 2.

>> No.7383504

Kanata is very likely the next one, then probably Moona or Amelia.

>> No.7383601

Matsuri so festivals fans can shut the fuck up already.

>> No.7383773
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Risu just because she's my 2nd favorite Hololive member

>> No.7383861

Subaru would be hilarious, because neither would get the memes and would just trash talk the other until chat explains it.

>> No.7383999

No one.
Let this shit die.

>> No.7384315
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Will haachama be streaming today? I miss her already

>> No.7384509
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It's so good to have her back

>> No.7385420

She didn't mention any stream plans after meme review, but the next stream should be another hell Karaoke

>> No.7386728

Unironically based

>> No.7388912

Gura or Ame, someone where she can't just lean back on speaking japanese

>> No.7389982

Kiara as permanent co-host.

>> No.7390104

The yaoi/BL part absolutely killed me today.
That was amazing.

>> No.7390298

Shitpost review has always been for the Japanese audience.

>> No.7391954

Kiryu Coco

>> No.7391996

Festival would ask Haachama to bring Hoshikawa

>> No.7394405

Bros I was watched the meme review vod and I can say I didn't need to silence/skip any part so I think its an improvement, high energy Chammers speaking japanese to a not so annoying Kiara could work.

>> No.7394632

Iofi and Anya, don't even watch them often but I wanna see how they handle chammers' retardation and they're the most fluent non-japs

>> No.7396190

I don't think matsuri's ego could take getting cucked live on air when sara inevitably ignores her and just chats with haachama the whole time

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I'm still really grateful she's back and am really treasuring the time we get to spend with her

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Guys I fucked up, I tried making a tulpa of chammers during the hiatus because I was scared she wouldn't come back and now the half formed tulpa gets mad when I watch real Haachama

>> No.7399248

EOP list made by pathetic EOP cancer.

>> No.7399331

You know this gets said here a lot, but this time for real, unironically, take your meds.

>> No.7399899

Akai Haato

>> No.7399994
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Can we all agree that Haachama should ditch Reddit Shitposting Review? Like it or not, she is just not entertaining when hosting the show. She is best sticking to her old contents like Haachama Sunday and Haachama Cooking. Reddit Shitposting Review just take time away from Haato from making her old contents better. She’s already bad at managing her time and knowing her, there’s no way she can keep this up.

>> No.7400128

Never forget that you are the superior entity. If you want to get rid of her, put your hand out and imagine sucking the life out of her. Keep it up until you stop seeing her.

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I mean, given that this was a thing, it's entirely possible it could happen...

>> No.7400994

im on next week look forward to it

>> No.7405744

>Red heart is already 5M views

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>Can we all agree
go back

>> No.7406849

Can we all agree that 4chan's not your personal army?

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>> No.7407701

I'm torn between just going for 5 hours of sleep to be awake if Haachama streams or trying to actually get a full night

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>> No.7412243

Really, I can only imagine how many Haaton have Haachama as their meds and suffer with her absence (even for a day).
It is like that for me, 100%

>> No.7412264

Where did he say it was?

>> No.7412783

Haachama herself said that she is is the meds.

>> No.7412883

>I've got a special guest today!
>It's the vtuber Kson!

>> No.7412986

Why everyone so serious about fuckn memes?
We all know what memes means and i dont care about review.
I more like when cute anime girl trying understand whats meaning and makes silly jokes.

>> No.7413014

Literally everyone else feels the same way you fucking moron
We just love to bitch

>> No.7413392

I mean if she wants all of Coco's antis
They're probably bored enough to jump on anyone nowadays

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No. Even if there's lot of misses, it's a new challenge to her that keeps her on her toes and engaged (hence, motivated). She seems to be enjoying it anyway, so I'm on board with it however long she wants to do it.

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It's just shaved ice right? No way she can mess that up right? RIGHT!?

>> No.7414545

Also the shitpost review is a free collab oportunity, is a very easy content and can help her with the english reps

>> No.7414568

>They're probably bored enough to jump on anyone nowadays
They are messing up with Aqua now

>> No.7414579

Did they shift from targetting Friend? And why Aqua?

>> No.7414596

Are you doubting the strongest again??

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>> No.7414627

Aqua's had a steady zhang problem for a while because she was the queen of bilibili, but other than that they're just jumping around hoping to find someone that will visibly react to them. Haachama's bugs have already moved on anyway, the ones that didn't end up in her lunchbox realized her chat moves at a mile a minute from prechat to 10 minutes after it ends no matter how many actual viewers are present

>> No.7414657

Friend is too strong for the bugmen while Aqua is the weakest link since she admitted that antis were damaging her mental health, also she was already getting targeted by Taiwaneses and Apex autists before, honestly Aqua has a very rough situation now, her recent live was even attacked using DDoS

>> No.7414679

Cute girl with shaved ice
Tarantula suffering

>> No.7414708

calling it right now, she's going to use a shaver on blocks of ice

>> No.7415169
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>HAAACHAMAAAACHAMAAAAAA, Haachama koto Akai Haato deeeeeessssssssu
>Today I'll be making Shaved Ice!
>But I forgot to buy ice so I'll be using the frost ice from my chest freezer

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>> No.7415287

At least it's not dry ice.

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>> No.7415511

>using the ice shaver works about as well as when she tried the pasta maker
>decides to just crush it with a hammer
>by the end there's several holes in the countertop and a gallon of syrup covering the entire floor

>> No.7415529

Let's just hope that she doesn't hurt herself...

>> No.7415535

I think mamachama keeps the real destructive items far away from chammers.

>> No.7415546

How will she manage to anger the machine spirit of this ice shaver?

>> No.7415775
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>Miko T-Posing to establish dominance
Haaton version when?

>> No.7415799

wait for a beheaded kigurumi on her anniversary

>> No.7415839

Will Chama's first sponsorhip be.. an Ice shaver company?

>> No.7416066

Based. I'd eat haatos snow if you can interpret what I am trying to communicate

>> No.7416379

She's radioactive cancer for hololive so no, she will never have any sponsors ever.

>> No.7416607


>> No.7416654

>Pulls lever
>Pulls lever again
How is she so cute. It's not possible for one person to have all this cute

>> No.7416683

What the fuck is wrong with her song loop today.

>> No.7416693


>> No.7416700

Here comes the pain.

>> No.7416705

Thank god for that.

>> No.7416711


>> No.7416729

>veggie juice
Pain indeed.

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>> No.7416752

With that little ice it's just fucking iced beverages.

>> No.7416775

I think she's playing the version from this youtube video either from her comp or from youtube herself. Even after she noticed the mistake, instead of finding the right version that loops, she just played it again.


>> No.7416783

I just woke up what is she making today?

>> No.7416791

Kill yourself simp bootlicker.

>> No.7416798

I wish I was that straw

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I'd like to use her anus as well

>> No.7416807

Shaved ice. And adds different toppings on top.
This far we had
>veggie juice
>actual yogurt

>> No.7416809


>> No.7416826

You mean Haachama gives herself an enema, handles you a straw and orders you to drink up before she discharges all of it in your face?

>> No.7416832

Holy fuck there's no point of the straw isn't there

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>watches Haachama cooking
>spams criticism of her techniques

>> No.7416894

you first backseatchama

>> No.7416903

Deal with it simps

>> No.7416907

back to twitter

>> No.7416915

Just ignore him, he just wants attention

>> No.7416928

Says the simp. The lack of self awareness is staggering.

>> No.7416957

The funny bit is that this simpery started with someone yelling for her to use a spoon, since she said she was using her hands instead. The comment ignoring the fact that she's wearing rubber gloves that protect her hands from the cold of the ice and (unfortunately) prevents her from contaminating the ice with her bare skin. So in this case there is actually very little reason for her to need to use a spoon.

>> No.7416958

Don't reply to the antichama you retards, he is wanting the juicy (you)s

>> No.7416965

>The lack of self awareness is staggering
I agree

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>replying to obvious baiting nigger
What are you doing anonchamatachi?

>> No.7416978

Glad you've seen the futility of your simpery.

>> No.7416983

But it's fun

>> No.7416989

Ngl I thought that was piss at first.

>> No.7416992

So which part is this is the snowcone anonchama?

>> No.7416995

ahhh the shaved ice without the ice

>> No.7417010


>> No.7417026

today on Haachama Cooking: some watered-down red bull

>> No.7417038

This seems like a thinly veiled excuse for her to drink Red Bull on stream but I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

>> No.7417041

You'd think all she has in that machine is a single ice cube with how little ice it shits out.

>> No.7417054

Kek I laughed out loud

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Truly avante garde, this is the content I sub for

>> No.7417103


Part 2 begins now.

>> No.7417104

What the fuck is she doing holy fuck

>> No.7417121

She did seem very elated when drinking it. I'm glad something makes her that happy.

>> No.7417127

She's doing her best, that's what

>> No.7417129

There's only 3 fucking ice cubes kek

>> No.7417144

impressed she didn't just put the whole popsicle in there, stick and all

>> No.7417152

so this is... interesting

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Her best

>> No.7417195

Haachama truly has the perfect sense for inappropriately appropriate BGM

>> No.7417221

I love how people are freaking out over shaving regular popsicles like it's some kind of bomb disarming.

>> No.7417224

She just playing with new toy

>> No.7417225

so she's trying to make shaved ice out of this mess of gelatin and crap she has?

>> No.7417273

Thank God my family decided to shout at me to wake up or I would have miss this stream

>> No.7417288

the cup that looks like butter is disgusting

>> No.7417311

I still don't know how is this shaved ice with 60% of it liquid

>> No.7417327

the bgm today is so fucking good

>> No.7417345

technically speaking, it was shaved ice

>> No.7417359

yammy yammy ice cream!

>> No.7417364

she's just mixing flavoring syrup with some half melted shaved ice and mixing it all up isn't she?

>> No.7417388

it's just melted ice pop

>> No.7417417

tummy hort

>> No.7417433

Pretty normal cooking with very strange BGM

>> No.7417436

puke asmr stream here we goo!

>> No.7417466

Holy fuck, was that the Wild Arms 1 opening...

>> No.7417507

I am sexually aroused by haachama puking streams

>> No.7417548

let's see if the fries are still frozen kek

>> No.7417551

there we go, now she's blending potato sticks with the ice

>> No.7417553

Just waiting for the day the camera finally falls off its mount…

>> No.7417575

has she ever been seen in a reflection?

>> No.7417584

It'd probably crash and break and all you'll hear is screaming as it fries.

>> No.7417590

was thinking the same the same with the way it was drooping

>> No.7417599

Now THIS is HAACHAMA Cooking.

>> No.7417608

She's extremely careful with this surprisingly I would fuck up after a week of this

>> No.7417614

sasuga retardchama

>> No.7417627

She needs a hammer if she wants to break the ice cubes.

>> No.7417633

When she moved it from the machine to the cups I thought that happened

>> No.7417638

>haachama disconnected from her legs

>> No.7417639

Lads she found a way. Incredible.

>> No.7417641


>> No.7417642

and shes off to hiatus again

>> No.7417650

>Chammers: I'm going home!
>leaves a pair of legs behind

>> No.7417651

With how much she's fried her camera from steam If it had been the thing's been so out of focus you'd probably get at best her looking like a Haaton.

Although with her cooking I'd advise a face shield if not welding mask type deal.

>> No.7417657

I thought it was just because the ice was shaved, but jesus look at those ice cubes melt. How hot is it in Haachama's house? Or is it just melting due to its proximity to Haachama herself?

>> No.7417662

Wrap them in a towel and bang them in the floor. That’s how I make “shaved” ice

>> No.7417675

she doesn't believe in aircon

>> No.7417677

Or put them little baggie to wallop it all. Its safer that way too.

>> No.7417679

It's like 40 degrees in Japan right now. Even nights are hot as fuck.

>> No.7417682

do you guys not just have actual ice cube trays

>> No.7417693

I was thinking this the whole time

>> No.7417695

Japan in the summer has 36C/90F easily

>> No.7417700

oh shit kimchi

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I've had to miss this for work. Judging from the thread, I am guessing this is just as much of a trainwreck as usual?

>> No.7417732


>> No.7417739

Almost midnight, 32+C in Tokyo, humidity ~90%. Shit melts real fast right now.

>> No.7417745


>> No.7417765

It's more of a rising action this time.

>> No.7417767

redbull again?

>> No.7417781

that red bull?

>> No.7417803

Kind of. She's making shaved ice and putting various toppings/flavors on them in order to sample different types. To avoid eating too much ice she's putting small amounts in different cups, and letting it sit so she can sample 5 at once. This means most are melted into a drink instead of shaved ice by the time she gets to it.
Currently she's now using a proper amount of ice so it doesn't melt instantly, but has gotten to using weirder toppings to compensate.

>> No.7417805

any guesses as to what she just added?

>> No.7417823

Someone please made her a looped version of the Haachama Cooking theme. It seems she only has the video version.

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>> No.7417864

Congratulations, kimchi

>> No.7417875

Fuck u haachama don't stop infinity midway

>> No.7417895

shes telling you to do your infinity reps today anon

>> No.7417918

what was that word on the screen at the end?

>> No.7417920

Thank you Chammers very cool.

>> No.7417939

"Don't try this at home, kids."
It was always in the corner.

>> No.7417964

Anand-sa fahgatto

>> No.7417975

I'm taking a leave of absence due to pregnancy

>> No.7417985

>actual ice cube trays
Banging it is for “ice scales” instead of cubes

>> No.7417988

>57:10 [EN] Haachama....just thought about >something... shave ice is...... well..... normal >ice + syrup is straight up better
> Yami Chan:
>57:13 [EN]: shaved ice is.... .. supposed to >be tastier with just normal shaved ice and >syrup...
> Reiza Kloise:
>57:24 [EN] good kids plz dont try this ok

>> No.7418029

Honestly if Haachama's diet doesn't cause her pregnancy to spontaneously abort, I fear for what the child may be capable of once it is born.

>> No.7418033

>Cake next week

>> No.7418046

Haachama vomiting ASMR

>> No.7418073 [DELETED] 

well at least whatever she puts in it can't be than filthyfrank and co, so thats something good i guess...

>> No.7418096

Didn't she has egg allergies

>> No.7418109

well at least whatever she puts in it can't be worse than filthyfrank and co, so thats something good i guess...

>> No.7418143

There are cakes you can make without eggs

>> No.7418173

why is her buying an ice shaving machine with her mountains of money so fucking cute to me

>> No.7418178

I would accuse you of underestimating her, but she'd probably get in trouble if she gets that filthy

>> No.7418181

This is true. The only question is if Haachama will think to follow one of those recipes or not

>> No.7418208

today we have the pubes, pubes of sora senpai

>> No.7418237

>drinking onions sauce to get fever
What is wrong with her?

>> No.7418246

My bet is that the cake won't be intentionally disgusting, but instead will be one of those things where she saw something cool looking and wants to replicate it, without fully reading up on what she needs to do to properly cook it.

>> No.7418300

Honestly I don't know if that's stupid or big brained.

>> No.7418305

I didn't have milk, but Noel was kind enough to provide some.
I didn't have chocolate, but Mori was kind enoug to provide some.
The possibilities are endless

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She just stoned for a good min kek

>> No.7418469

The effects of combining kimchi and Red Bull are not to be underestimated

>> No.7418475

>I tried asking korone for yubis but ollie already took em all!

>> No.7418496

Oh, did she fix the string?

>> No.7418497

Time to see if she can manage to break another string on her guitar

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>> No.7418550

>bye bye

>> No.7418575

Tentative plan is daily stream except on Saturdays. Sounds reasonable enough.

>> No.7418647

I wish she had learned how to make a schedule.

>> No.7418667

Well, the reason we even got a cooking today was because she really wanted to do it today. So there's hope, kinda.

>> No.7418709

Karaoke tomorrow!

>> No.7418723

2 weeks tops before she fucks off again.

>> No.7418727

making a schedule gives her backstabbing manager a chance to sabotage, randomchama is hard but it's the only way

>> No.7418731

never doubt the chama!

>> No.7418749

She already warned us about that tho, when uni picks up again.

>> No.7418760

that voice roulette thing last week was amusing. let's see what chammers gonna do tomorrow

>> No.7418765

So another Hiatuschama is coming?

>> No.7418774

The machine's maker watch her stream!

>> No.7418799

>never doubt the person who has fucked off 3 separate times in a year without even saying anything

>> No.7418834

Most likely, but only after uni starts again.

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>> No.7418861

SPONSORSHIP WHEN? I suddenly remembered the 1st time she did the Tarantula stream, the fucking thing sold out.

>> No.7418911

She was probably inspired by this cake

>> No.7418940

She has a manager?
Well I understand that she's busy besides streaming
So I don't think she needs a schedule with clear timings
We need something like:
Mon - Cooking
Wed - Singing
Sat - No Stream
*The schedule may change, I apologize for the inconvenience.*
Unless she should try not to miss colloborations.

>> No.7419027

has she mentioned collabs again yet, the last few times she started to organize collabs and english streams she magically came under a lot of stress and had to take a break

>> No.7419029

Get some friends

>> No.7419050


>> No.7419059

She got a new manager ever since from1st.
She already said on this stream that she want to stream everyday except saturday. But she probably can't make sure what's the content everyday in advance. Because, for a lot of her stream, it depends on whether she got an idea or not, unlike others that can just play Apex everytime.

>> No.7419094

If I'm being greedy I hope she takes a break on October

>> No.7419146

>unlike others that can just play Apex everytime.
Speaking of APEX

>APEX collab with HSKW when?
She said it would happen, right?

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>> No.7419187

That was when she was planning to return originally though so we might be getting steady shit there. I think the next big breakchama would be around next year probably on March.

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>> No.7419239

Subaru in it will always be hilarious and a chan so she can mogg Haachama with superior english

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>> No.7419300

I don't know how university studies go in Japan, but in my country it's much easier than school.
The exception is exams.
So perhaps the breaks won't be very big.

>> No.7419365

Thanks dude.

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>> No.7422748

If Mondays are for Haachama Cooking what are tuesdays for?

>> No.7422772

Best not get used to themed days, it never lasted long

>> No.7422838

At least "Haachama Sunday" is guaranteed to be on sunday

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> Haachama Sunday has been moved to Thursday. Sorry guys...

>> No.7423292

She said it will be singing if i properly understand

>> No.7423408

Haachama Cooking


meme review / Haachama Sunday

One of the empty days is Members stream, the other could be anything

>> No.7423564

Wednesday and thursday is sex (with me)

>> No.7425223

Thursday is most definitely member stream, that leaves wed for whatever the fuck. Last time it was supposed to be ASMR but her throat is still kinda hoarse and I doubt we're getting another bath stream this quickly.

>> No.7425610

it will probably be the slot she'd use for the eventual miko, watame, HSKW-apex and ame collabs, if it lines up with their schedules.
The miko collab could be on minecraft friday too but it seems they want to do GTAV

>> No.7425667

I just want to see Festival's reaction to this

>> No.7425710

The MC collab with Kanata (ppt POV only) happened on a Monday right? And I think she even planned to stream her part but remembered she wanted to cook that day so she canceled the MC stream.

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I feel guilty about having missed Haachama cooking today. I need to send her a superchat to repent

>> No.7431930

I'd say that there'd be more of a chance that subaru would get it than haachama.

>> No.7431969

Wednesday: bait more coomers to membership with ASMR thinking that they will actually listen to her guitar practice on Thursday.

>> No.7436671

She is awake and I love her

>> No.7438960

Only a red superchat will allow you to be forgiven anon

>> No.7439182

Stop sucking his dick

>> No.7440074

Did someone piss in your cereal today?

>> No.7440709

More crazy singing today

>> No.7441881

Watch the roulette not land on the helium again and we get Otakuchama and red-kun spam.

>> No.7442030

She'll probably force it to land on helium.

>> No.7443886

How about Otakuchama with Helium?

>> No.7443965

Yes Haachama did and I gladly drank it all

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>> No.7448579

Why is she so cute?

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>> No.7451310

Isn't inhaling too much helium dangerous? This seems like a bad idea

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>> No.7451550

Fairly, from what I recall. The body can't tell the difference between it and oxygen, but of course also can't use it in the same way that it uses oxygen. Its fairly popular for people trying to painlessly commit suicide, since you can suffocate yourself without the usual pain associated with that.
That said the usual small amount that you use in order to give yourself a funny voice isn't that bad. Unless Haachama goes full retard with it she'll be fine.

>> No.7451624

>Unless Haachama goes full retard
well... let's hope nips warn her like they did with food dyes

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I think its special party helium

>> No.7451675

>Today I’ll be singing with a funny coice using Helium!
>I didn’t know how to do so I will google for using helium safely!
>euthanasia! What’s does it meeeeean?

>well, anyway, first I’ll tied this plastic bag over my head with a belt, then fill it with heliu-

>> No.7451676

In the abstract it should be fine, but if she's singing a song I have to imagine she'll be needing to continuously do it to keep the voice higher pitched which is where I get concerned

>> No.7451680

It's the mass-produced consumer helium so it should be safe? It's not like she's a huge helium tank at home so I think we're good.

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Haachama will sleep nude under an helium tent to increase her sexual powers

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> work 15 hours yesterday crunching to get a ton of work done, missing Haachama cooking in the process
> Haachama is streaming when we're reviewing it today

>> No.7453489

>Every Thuresday has HEELLSING
What did she mean by this? But yeah it seems Hell Karaoke every tuesday.

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Looks like it's time to change the calendar

>> No.7453607

Starting !

>> No.7453637

also 'Sugars'

>> No.7453665

Are there already Haaton plushies?

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>> No.7453920

why foot prison?

>> No.7453942

The tune of this song sounds very familier...


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>> No.7454049

technical issueschama...

>> No.7454061
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I love Haachama!
I love her cute voice!
I love her boundless creativity!
I love her vocal range!
I love how funny she is (intentionally and unintentionally)!
I love her emotional vulnerability!
I love her!

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My fucking sides

>> No.7454084

Does she still refer to Kimota as Buu Chan?

>> No.7454093

What the fuck is this

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>> No.7454171

sooo good

>> No.7454175

who is this?

>> No.7454187

It's (You)

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>> No.7454224

What the fuck is this bgm

>> No.7454241

it was featured on reddit shitpost review I think
sounds like something out of Rayman

>> No.7454281

real shame the bgm is too loud

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Anonchama today you should do 6 hours of popipo

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>> No.7454321

Today she has a lot of technical problems

>> No.7454333

What the song name? Her voice suits this song

>> No.7454356

it says up on the top right

>> No.7454363

Thanks anon I skipped out on reddit review and didn't know it existed

>> No.7454381

Song name: Shin Takarajima by Sakanaction

>> No.7454386

Didn't notice thanks anonchama

>> No.7454415

It's from haachama sunday actually

>> No.7454417

Is that new bgm uploaded somewhere?

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>> No.7454444

Suicidechama is going to breath helium...

>> No.7454456

Oh god, it's helium time.

>> No.7454465

Will she gag on it?

>> No.7454475

i want to inhale haachama gas!

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>> No.7454491

Help me bros, i'm concernfagging

>> No.7454508

Bro, using Haachama gas is a wascrime...

>> No.7454514

It's not actually helium, it's some "voice-changing gas" that's supposed to have a similar effect, but Amazon JP reviews say it doesn't work very well.

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guys i think her extended vacation caused permanent damage..

>> No.7454525

>Haachama huffs helium
>No change to her voice

>> No.7454527

yeah it was from Haachama Sunday I must have misremembered

>> No.7454551

It didn't change lmao

>> No.7454562

Holy fuck she has every bgm which suits any situation

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>i want to inhale haachama gas!
>Bro, using Haachama gas is a wascrime...
Not even Hitler gassed his own people

>> No.7454567

she needs the pure helium doesn't she?

>> No.7454569

oh no chammers is sad :(

>> No.7454577

It changed a tiny little bit.

>> No.7454588 [DELETED] 

>Not even Hitler gassed his own people
Do your history reps anon

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>> No.7454607

Haatons, we are kings

>> No.7454613

don't start the are jews people debate here anon, we all know what haachama thinks

>> No.7454634

her bgm is fucking loud today

>> No.7454639

what a way to find out you're immune to helium, sasuga haachama

>> No.7454675
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Anon need to do his own reps

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he didn't just gas jews anon

>> No.7454744

is haato polish?

>> No.7454785

CHAMA is doing her fitness reps, what about you anon?

>> No.7454804

Chair pose singing is pretty tough, although it's hard to tell how far she's sitting

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Is lifting 3x/week enough to appease the strongest idol?

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I really need to start..

>> No.7454904

What the fuck is an air chair

>> No.7454919

the sequel to air bud

>> No.7454931

sitting on nothing, holding a squat basically

>> No.7454933

You sit without actually sitting on anything

>> No.7454951

it's to a chair as an air guitar is to a guitar

>> No.7454961

>What the fuck is an air chair
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48c3_wiXd0

>> No.7455008

Calli got really silent after this

>> No.7455016

I can only hear this song as haachama

>> No.7455018

Hey guys, are you enjoying my daughter's stream so far ?

>> No.7455033

This is only 5% of Haachama's power.

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Holy shit spitting straight FIRE

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>> No.7455069

Haachama is dropping bars damn

>> No.7455079

Thanks pops, we'll do our best to give you grandchildren ASAP.

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My sides are in orbit

>> No.7455126

Daddy Ramsay your daughter is in safe hands with me

>> No.7455150

Don't touch my autistic sister

>> No.7455183

first haachama take rap from calli now her song roki ... whats next, haatons?

>> No.7455201

holy fuck my dick

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>> No.7455368

I wonder if Haachama is taking a singing class?
Is this kind of streaming for extra voice training?

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Why yes I love Infinity how can you tell?

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Hey guys, here's an image of me with my daughter! I hope you will take care of her!

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>> No.7455845

Bonus song

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>> No.7455867

>Bonus song
Bonus song

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>> No.7455970

>Another bonus song

>> No.7455973

Another one holy shit

>> No.7455979

This is why true haatons know superchat reading is not only required, but also great content.

>> No.7456000

Good thing she figured out what was wrong with her sound settings

>> No.7456064

Haachama saved the best for last, it seems

>> No.7456102

fuck off Shinove

>> No.7456111

>another bonus song

>> No.7456121

Wtf it never ends, strongest idol please spare me, you're too powerful

>> No.7456147

If you want the egg timeline deleted you know what to do.

>> No.7456148

Sasuga keikaku doorichama

>> No.7456160

she loves us bro

>> No.7456196

Haachama keeping the best for her Haatons, we are truly blessed.

>> No.7456246

This is just straight up another singchama stream at this point.

>> No.7456276

I can't control it anymore haatonbros. I'm going to fall deeper into a parasocial with her

>> No.7456302

it was inevitable anon just accept it

>> No.7456322

I broke my no Akasupa rule just for Chammers. It's too late now.

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I've accepted that I have fallen in love with her and that there is 0 hope for me

>> No.7456393

she spoils us too much today

>> No.7456394

>bonus time over
>its not
Holy shit I'm floored.

>> No.7456415

I love her so much anon

>> No.7456432

That song playing rn makes me realize Haachama can pull off pure soul if she really tries.

>> No.7456494

i love her so much bros

>> No.7456499

I love Haachama. I hope that she is happy.

>> No.7457399


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Not native english speaker, but I tried my best.

Ahh the pepeloni. I tempted to pronounce it's name twice, to feel the phantom taste on my tongue, yet again. The pepeloni... No one can remember this accursed dish anymore. In my younger years, I remember conducting forbidden rituals times and times again, in order to summon at least one slice from the distant planes. Uttering tabooed words in the antiquarian shell, trying to cause the domino effect and tear the bloodied rift in reality. Attempting to grab the pepeloni with animalistic greedines in my eyes, but refusing to pay the price of cause and effect. My stubbornes and perhaps pride never let me pay the price appropriately, lefting domino pieces to crash somebody else in my place. But that time, my wish for pepeloni was truly immeasurable.
I am missing words to explain this unnatural, chtonic urge to get my hands on the ideal form of this bewitching dish, covered with prodigious amount of coagulated milk... among simple folks called cheese. Perhaps my ecstatic drawings that I drew walking near the borders of madness can reveal the hidden sense of my cryptic letters.
So as I proceed the summoning, the placement of cheese on the end product bothered me the most. As the stars are finally right, the coagulant sure to be on the right place, alighning it's patterns by the will of distant planets... and mine.
At last, when the epithome of the eldritch coolinary finally manifested it's body in our world, I did what always do. Cancelling the ritual, throwing the pepeloni back to the portal, lefting myself only with golden threads of cheese and pan, so thin that I can see my impending doom through it. But as always, somebody else going to pay that price. I hope that now, when you can grasp at least the piece of my twisted ambitions and motives, you will conduct the proper summoning yourselve. Remember the pepeloni.

>> No.7457510

ASMR next

>> No.7457535

>foot washing
finally some good shit

>> No.7457562

The feet stream will finally happen lmao.

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I love black history month

>> No.7457593

10/10 made me feel dread anon

>> No.7457859


>> No.7458357

Summary we have:
meme review / Haachama Sunday

and no Collabday? Why? Is her relationship with other that bad?

>> No.7458477

Most of her collab plans are on minecraft anyway

>> No.7458606

She may or may not stream her Collab POVs, like with that one with Kanata, Migo, Botan school building.

>> No.7458818

Erase the tulpa and start again retard.

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>he got into a parasocial relationship with his tulpa

>> No.7459375

coco containment room prease understand

>> No.7459832

footjob asmr onegai

>> No.7460063

Im not reading that. im happy for you, or sorry it happened

>> No.7461960

why do we even have that lever?

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wtf is going on over there?

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It's LOLICHAMA from these streams:

sitting on top of Haato.

The Shin Takarajima segment where Haachama repeatedly separates from the feet proves it.

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