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73848630 No.73848630 [Reply] [Original]

I know what's important to me.

>> No.73848674

>>73848630
godspeed anon, and remember to leak the sex tapes

>> No.73848887

>>73848630
While youre at it. Try to dig as much info as possible. Once you done that, cum inside Petra, break up with her. Post the sextape. Leak the entire NDA. Then finally set yourself on fire and rape Riku on his yacht

>> No.73848929

>>73848887
Nah, too much effort. I want Petra to love me.

>> No.73849012

>>73848929
Dang...alright have fun anon

>> No.73849047

>>73849012
Thank you.

>> No.73849213

>>73848929
...what would you do if she doesn't love you back anon, Be friends?

>> No.73849234

>>73848630
are you willing to put a ring on her finger too anon?

>> No.73849290

>>73848630
Dont do it anon. Vivi wanted to be close to pomu and selen.

Actually wait, do it. Save petra.

>> No.73849304

>>73849213
It will work out.
>>73849234
Yes.

>> No.73849349

>>73848630
>Auditioning to have sex with Petra
>Enna will make you her boytoy instead

Good luck anon

>> No.73849525

>>73849349
Ill be auditioning and join niji. I will rape Enna and turn her into my personal onahole. I will not let his bitch ruins anon romantic interest. Good luck to you, petra loving anon.

>> No.73849540

>>73848929
fuck you then, become a spy or no penguin sex

>> No.73849708

>>73848630
you'll fit right in with the other sexpests.

>> No.73849805

>>73848630
>>73849525
If either of you two make it, you'd better pick the goofiest fucking character names the human mind can imagine.
If you can't come up with something dumber-sounding than classics like "Claude Clawmark" or "Yu Q. Wilson" then you don't deserve pingu sex.

>> No.73850148

>>73849805
>Tony T. Thunder. The bird rapist
I tried :(

>> No.73850199

>>73850148
Toni Taiga.
No relation.

>> No.73850376

>>73849805
Thunder Chuck

>> No.73850397
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73850397

>>73848630
The fucked up thing is that the ratio of groomers and molesters to normal guys in the applications is going to increase by like 9000% since anyone decent won't apply to this shitty black company and now everyone knows that Niji males can literally get away with murder

Any males in their next wave are 99% looking to rape female NijiEns

>> No.73850454

>>73850397
wosemi...

>> No.73850493
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73850493

>>73848630

>> No.73850555

>>73850148
>>73850199
>>73850376
You're all definitely on the right track, but I don't think any of these have a strong enough "what the fuck there's no way that's his actual name" feel.
C'mon lads, you can do worse than that! I believe in you!

>> No.73850564

>>73850397
>the ratio of groomers and molesters to normal guys in the applications is going to increase
So not much will change

>> No.73850609
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73850609

I can't blame a man.

>> No.73850614

>>73848630
>Anon audition to have sex with Petra
>Gets in
>She graduates just before his debut

>> No.73850638

>>73848929
just lock her in a cage, she's into that

>> No.73850739

>>73849304
The Niji girls are pretty easy to lay if you're white you are that aren't you anon?

>> No.73850745
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73850745

You get Petora, I get Reimu.

>> No.73850774

>>73850564
expect a lot of joke applications.
good luck to the people who'll have to look through all that garbage.

>> No.73850868

>>73850774
would be kino if false and parrot apply as a joke for content.

>> No.73850917

My point is, is Petra a virgin?

>> No.73850989

Grum E Rick

>> No.73851006

>>73850774
Joke application? Few, it’s still a job application, you don’t want a blacklist mark over that.
Actual griefers, rapists, problematic people applications? Plenty. Niji can’t allow another scandal so once they are in they will be covered for a lot of harrassment and shit they do and they are gonna get ads over doing the minumum required sinxe they just have to exist.
It’s a free ticket to harrass everyone inside and not getting punished over the company needing no bad publicity. I really hope they do some screening because boy they are just asking for it.

>> No.73851012

>>73850917
One of the Niji dudes already managed to fuck her

>> No.73851015

>>73850397
I'm as normal as someone who comes here gets, but to be fair I'm only applying to see how desperate they are. If my 10ccv channel gets any kind of email back then we know they're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

>> No.73851183

>>73849540
Nah.

>>7384970
Awesome. I just wanna fuck my oshi good and treat her right like any spouse would. It's my dream

>> No.73851186
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73851186

I'd apply just to be the legendary new female vt with 0 viewers that parrot mentioned in his video :D

>> No.73851220

>>73850614
She's a lifer

>> No.73851279

>>73850555
>Aurelius Healthy.
Fuck this is super fucking hard

>> No.73851389

>>73851186
And what name would you have as a new member of NijiCN(EN)?

>> No.73851390

>>73850397
It's the alternate compensation package they offer for not paying male vtubers anything.

>> No.73851400

>>73849805
Todd Tucker
Nigel Ravager
Hans Kuntz
Dick Nakadashi

>> No.73851413

>>73848630
Based, her throat is the goat

>> No.73851445

>>73851390
>paid in vtuber pussy
That's all you had to say senpai, I'm going to sign up

>> No.73851449

>>73848929
You're just gonna be another shu but for Petra....

>> No.73851477

>>73851449
what did shu do?

>> No.73851517

>>73849525
Just imagine another all male group gets in just to troll the existing livers

>> No.73851531

>>73848630
what would your niji name be though?

>> No.73851549

>join nijisanji for mediocre pussy
Good luck. I can't see anyone worth a damn applying so you might do just fine.

>> No.73851619

>>73851549
>I can't see anyone worth a damn applying
So nothing has changed since the beginning

>> No.73851624

>>73851389

Setsuna Supai

>> No.73851658

>>73851477
Shu is an Elira simp and has been apparently following her around since hanamori days. Don't know if he actually laid pipe but I bet she keeps him on a leash

>> No.73851693

>>73851517
>Be friend with Enna.
>Gain her trust.
>She says she wanna do offline collab together.
>Go to off collab.
>Pretend to be Kyo.
>Hold her hand and do typical cuck joke.
>Grip her hand hard and literally rape her on stream.
>Both gets terminated.
>She have no where to go.
>Turn her into my personal sex slave for the rest of her life.
I got this all planned out.

>> No.73851698

>>73848630
I'm gonna join so I can marry Enna!

>> No.73851792
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73851792

Based noot enjoyer

>> No.73851797

>>73851698
I wouldn't wish that fate on my worse enemy.

>> No.73851801
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73851801

>>73851693
sounds like your plan would be illegal in most parts of the world i look forward to your florida man style arrest :D

>> No.73851812

>>73851389
Fak Mai Laifu

>> No.73851843

>>73851792
sex
with penguin

>> No.73851844

>>73851698
Thanks for your application, but I choose >>73851693 instead
t.azumi

>> No.73851873

>>73851220
nta but thats what they said about pomu

>> No.73851881

>>73851389
>>73851812
Ho Lee Fuk

>> No.73851980

>>73851797
What about Finana?

>> No.73852002

>>73851980
Who?

>> No.73852008

>>73851389
Dave.

>> No.73852033

>>73851980
Finana's biggest sin is just being boring and pretty stupid. You can mold her into a better human being if you take away her discord privileges or at least forbid her from non direct work related stuff.

>> No.73852048
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73852048

>>73851881

Supai basically means Spy btw so they'd be a fool to hire me :D

>> No.73852116

>>73852048
They almost hired a rapist so you're in.

>> No.73852139

>>73852048
Given that it’s Nijisanji, I’d say you could probably just walk in the door.

>> No.73852156

>>73852033
Just get her to quit. More control and time to spend with her.

>> No.73852169
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73852169

>>73850989
>>73851279
>>73851400
>>73851624
>>73851812
>>73851881
>>73852008
You are like little babies. Check this shit out:
>Matt Matchlock
>Burt Force
>Zephyr Breakwind
>Jonny Takahashi
>Chrysanthemum Greenwood
>Violetta Valentine
Bam, new wave. I expect a check in the mail by next week, Anycolor.
It's honestly kinda fun coming up with dumb cheesy names like this...

>> No.73852191
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73852191

to forfill parrot's dream of having a 0 liver i'd self sabotage but never enough to actually get fired

>> No.73852210

>>73851012
which one? and when??

>> No.73852264

>>73851693
Forceful tongue kissing live on stream.

>> No.73852277

>>73852210
Me, as we speak.

>> No.73852327

>>73851693
Based

>> No.73852329

>>73848630
>sigh< nijisanji doesn't need more sexpests, anon

>> No.73852335

>>73852277
a dullahan chuuba would be pretty neat
go apply

>> No.73852333

>>73852169
Its fucking hard. I dont even know who even come out with these name. Who the fuck name himself "bandage"?????????

>> No.73852373

>>73852333
i thought that wave named themselves
so he did, i guess

>> No.73852505

Is there anything funny in the application now that it's in a fucking Google form?

>> No.73852525

>>73851549
>>73851619
I can fix my oshi wife.

>> No.73852567

>>73852333
A Fr*nch, that's who. Maybe the only way to beat them is to go full ESL.

>> No.73852571

>Applying to a company to save own Oshi
This is pretty based

>> No.73852588

>>73848929
Based

>> No.73852717

>>73852169
Those have too much effort

>> No.73852952

>>73852571
i'd be doing the same

>> No.73852960

>>73852717
This is tough, man. I don't think anyone here is retarded enough to come up a proper Nijer name.
Stank Crackgrease
Seven Atenine
Tex Triggerhappy
Herba Greenhouse

>> No.73853068

>>73851658
please update patch bro.....

>> No.73853152

OP will break Shindo Raito's world record of fastest graduation.

>> No.73853311

>>73852960
Wannaban G. Dahpenguyen

>> No.73853567

>>73853152
Nah EN can’t allow scandals, more likely Petra will hang herself after getting raped and the management will skinwalk her.

>> No.73854074
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73854074

Bulk Different
Frisk Fedorable
Chedda Chimichanga
Dirk Defenestrato

>> No.73854454

ngl I think it'd be hilarious (even if you'd be so fucked legally it's not even funny) to covertly start streaming (audio-only) while you're fucking one of the NijiEN girls
>Lunk Thundercheese is now live!
>it's just your loading screen but everyone can hear Enna/Millie/Petra/whoever moaning and calling you Daddy/Papi/whatever

>> No.73854523

wasnt there a niji liver that literally got in nijiJP just to fuck someone in niji?

>> No.73854630

>>73854454
imagine the cope
>i-it's just a joke guys! haha Enna wouldn't do that to us! look she says she's still a virgin!

>> No.73854757

>>73854630
>They say this as shes getting fuck in the ass live on stream.

>> No.73854981

>>73854454
>>73854630
>>73854757
>all they hear is https://vocaroo.com/1jwUqkEaQA92

>> No.73855124

>>73849349
Don't tempt me anon

>> No.73855148

>>73848630
What is your plan to outgrow Gura?

>> No.73855389

Now, I can't be bothered to try to get into Nijisanji as a shitpost.
I also do not endorse breaking the law.
However, speaking hypothetically, it'd be funny as shit if someone were to forge identification, make it through auditions on a proxy, leak as much as possible, then gtfo without a trace.

>> No.73855475

>>73855389
some megaautist needs to quit larping in their basement and actually do it
just imagine the lulz

>> No.73855571

>>73854074
I liked the last one. Give him a czech motif but with the brownest SEA voice you can find.

>> No.73855665

Motherfuck the names in this thread are absolute GOLD
Made my fucking day
Thank you, anons

>> No.73855668

>>73848630
based

>> No.73855689

>>73854981
nice. but the voice is a little deep. is it tutoise tts?

>> No.73855700
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73855700

>>73848630

>> No.73856026

>>73849805
Harrier Thunderhawk
Duke Dreadnought
Marlin Silverfin
Rex Candycrush
Squall Jetstream

>> No.73856068

>>73854981
Petra version?

>> No.73856151

>>73856026
Phil McCracken

>> No.73856175

>>73848630
I would join to wape da wose!

>> No.73856342

>>73856026
Now hold on a second. Duke Dreadnought is way too fucking cool for a name

>> No.73856390

>>73848630
you are already in, luca the sexpest

>> No.73856590

>>73849805
>Wall A. Bigbang, the space enthusiast
>Mime O'Lette, the, mime
>Sync Lycarock, the diver werewolf

>> No.73856819
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73856819

>>73851400
>>73856026
>>73856590
>>73852169
Roll Fizzlebeef

>> No.73857040
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73857040

>>73848630
Alright, I'll take Rosemi then.
>>73849805
I'll be Jayden Darkblade, wish me luck.

>> No.73857788

>>73848630
You should leak the contact.

>> No.73858100

>>73856819
rollan

>> No.73858178

>>73856342
Sounds like a classy looking massive madlad.

>> No.73859268

>>73856026
>Duke Dreadnought
WTF why does always, one of these deliberate shitty names sound like fire?

>> No.73859319

>>73859268
has been ever since duke the first.

>> No.73859375

>>73856026
Red Heart
Lamb Snowflower
Robo Girl
Snowstorm WhiteGod
Aqua Harbour
Beautiful Purple

>> No.73859402

>>73848929
based

>> No.73859418

>>73848630
Good, I'll tardwrangle Finana with seggs then

>> No.73859469

>>73859375
Bob A. Vagene
Bepis Coke
Bbal W. Melon
Rocket Starship
Oni Giri

>> No.73859897
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73859897

Mochi Muncher sounds like something Nijisanjis' ESL interns would actually come up with.

>> No.73862286

>>73859375
...wait hold on a fucking second..anon you cheeky bastard

>> No.73862817

>>73862286
Shh nobody else has noticed yet kek

>> No.73862846

>>73850454
HER CUTE SPARKLY TOES WILL BE ALL MINE

>> No.73863052

>>73854981
Why does she sound like Eric Cartman

>> No.73863078

>>73862817
Don't worry, I noticed..

>> No.73863079

>>73859375
... Anon you clever bastard

>> No.73863140

>>73862817
Beautiful Purple threw me in for a loop ngl

>> No.73864367

>>73859375
Moro Nenvud
Auster Shawa
Gladys Ori Hollow
Penna Tora Tiffön
Tanaka Dacci
Tio Feral
I was not made for naming things

>> No.73864948

>>73859375
Cornetto Dogdeity
Prostitute Rabbitfield

>> No.73865119

>>73864367
the joke is that it is translated holo names

>> No.73865140

Tokyo Tower

>> No.73865286

>>73848630
Fuck it, I can fix Elira and Millie.

>> No.73865805

>>73859375
Porridge Mythical Cat
Napping Evil Dog Spirit

>> No.73865837
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73865837

>>73849805
Yulin Shard
Mandel Kipesniper
Sola Sabaraishi
Fadarin Golin
Muka Milku
Pinkie Pansy

>> No.73866033

I wouldnt be surprise if one if these suggested name in these thread get used for new niji wave lol

>> No.73866117

>>73866033
I hope to god to one day see Eugene Eucalyptus for real

>> No.73867717

>>73848929
Unfathomably based. I know that you will win her over champ. Ignore what other people are saying. Go and get your love.

>> No.73867766

>>73865119
I know

>> No.73867826

>>73848630
your dick is taking you places that i wouldn't visit even with a gun

>> No.73867892

>>73849805
Sneed Feedenseeden. A humble farmer from unknown lands that took up tending the land after the prior tenant of the land quit his job for undisclosed reasons.

>> No.73868342

>>73849805
>Kira Knight Kennedy
Triple K!

>> No.73868517

>>73851445
Damn, that sounds like an interesting deal.

>> No.73868582

>>73851389
Danni Dorkie

>> No.73868588

>>73848630
if you're an average white male then yeah, you're very likely to get into the pants of an asian chick like petra with some basic flirting, hell, you could go after millie or maybe enna if you wanted to too.

>> No.73868641

>>73851693
Either you win hard or you get to cause a full-on Nijisanji nuclear meltdown.
Godspeed anon, we cannot stop you.

>> No.73868684

>>73849805
>Cheri Flora

>> No.73868873
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73868873

>>73859897
>Jellybean Jamboree
Wut?

>> No.73868919

>>73849805
Tiburón Asesino

>> No.73868971

>>73849805
Tiku Razumi

>> No.73869641

>>73868517
You think that yacht is just for show?

>> No.73869817

Idk why you all are having such difficulty coming up with potential names for if you get in
Just use Chatgpt or watch the East/West bowl sketched from Key and Peele for stupid name inspirations

>> No.73870081

>>73848630
>Make the world your stage
Don't they have like 4 waves still waiting for a stage?

>> No.73870266

>>73849805
How about Quatro Bajina

>> No.73870392

>>73848630
A noble cause, to be sure, but ultimately futile. Nobody is allowed to penis her except Uncle Riku, the high-roller shareholders, and the C Suite; and even then, the suits can't unless they pay the Yacht Toll first.

>> No.73870616

>>73870392
There's a non-zero chance the Yacht is for that.

>> No.73870649

>>73848630
>Petra
Shit taste.

>> No.73871541
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73871541

I'm a fan of the classics, desu.

Generator to make your own:
https://bobson.glitch.me/?seed=87229

>> No.73872092

>>73871541
kek

>> No.73872554

>>73871541
This is how they named characters in AoT

>> No.73872679
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73872679

>>73859897
>Pineapple Pizzaz
This broke me.

>> No.73873407

>>73848630
Won't she be out by the time you're in? The irony

>> No.73873411

>>73849805
Smaul wheely

>> No.73873886

>>73865286
>Fixing tumblrinas
You're either brave or a fool. Elira might pull some women's studies bs on you

>> No.73874078

I wonder if the standard to get into NijiEN is low enough now that they would hire someone with literally zero experience.

>> No.73874204

>>73848630
>>73849234
Buddy Petra already wears a ring on her finger and she's been wearing it since before she applied to niji

>> No.73874353

>>73874204
NTR CHADS, WE'RE IN!

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>> No.73875738

>>73849805
For Petora enjoyer
>Canute Knootson (noot noot)

For Enna's hate-sexer
>Saxum Iculator (literally latin for Rock Thrower)

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73876194

>>73874204
>>73874353
Fate is on OP's side
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1777324815730491876

>> No.73876344

>>73875738
That's just asking for a dogfucker joke.

>> No.73878782

>>73848630
fuck her hard

>> No.73880560

>>73859897
Honestly a few of those sound like something they'd do.

>> No.73882905

>>73848630
buy an ad

>> No.73883142

>>73848630
>>73848929
I hope you get accepted just as she leaves Niji

>> No.73884307

>>73859375
Nameless Anonymous
Forest Goodvoice

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73884507

>>73859897
>Rainbow Ruckus

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73886098

>>73884307
>Nameless Anonymous
Already taken

>> No.73886633

>>73848630
They're holding auditions because Petra and Rosemi are both graduating this year and they need to fill the void.

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This is the real reason you want to audition for Niji EN

>> No.73887134

>>73878782
Oh, trust me. I will.

>> No.73887428

>>73849805
Steven Bob

>> No.73887491

>>73851881
Wi Tu Lo

>> No.73889170

>>73886098
>Nanashi mum- fuck.

>> No.73889717

>>73887491
Bang Ding Ow

>> No.73890322

>>73848630
I told anons back in February that they would open up auditions again, and that people would make up all sorts of excuses to justify auditioning. In multiple threads I made this statement I was universally told that I was not making sense, that I was crazy, and that I was defending Niji.
Here we are only two months later and it's like I'm a prophet that could see the future. But I'm not clairvoyant, it was just commonsense. The rest that I predicted is going to come true too, they're probably going to debut a new gen, and ex-fans are probably going to make up all sorts of excuses to crawl back to supporting Niji again.
It's like all Niji fans and haters are the same AI bots that have no idea what they're doing. It's not possible to reason with them or make them aware of what they're doing. I rather support an idiot like Vedal than an agency full of talents and fans that fail the Turing test.

>> No.73890990

>>73886098
Who dis?

>> No.73892215

>>73890322
Well, you were hardly the only one predicting they'd attempt to ACCELERATE again.

I wonder if we're going to get a bunch of Meloco's who barely speak English, as the pickings among western vtubers must be slim to none.

And if they do get them, how are they going to avoid having their chat flooded by antis typing "GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN!" and the like, without the ability to filter for four months minimum membership or such. Going to need an army of mods, and there's only going to be so many of those volunteering for fresh faces in the black company.

>> No.73893837

>>73848630
Imagine that neck

>> No.73894106

>>73866117
>Eugene Eucalyptus
The koala vtuber with the most over the top Aussie accent imaginable.

>> No.73894822

>>73849805
Shadow D. Chamb-lock 47 -perish in crimson-
"May thy shots be true, and Satan speed"
Height - 6'6.6
Personality - Fun and sociable on the outside, but emotionless, manipulative and calculating on the inside, with a past darker than the abyss itself and a soul blacker than tar.
Powers - Perfect balance (takes any damage inflicted and disperses it between any and all targets chosen witin a 66 meter radius) Ouroboros (Traps the chosen target in a loop of the last 8 minutes for 888 minutes with a 8% cance of it being inflicted on the caster himself)
Theme song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB0I-FuXRwA&t=0s

>> No.73895032
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73895032

>>73890990
Alias Anono from V4Mirai

>> No.73895552

>>73849805
im applying with the name dick joslyn

>> No.73896055
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73896055

>>73894822
here's a quick design for the model, I hope I can make it to niji before some dumb dyke takes my slot

>> No.73897169

>>73851693
>>Grip her hand hard and literally rape her on stream.
is it really rape if shes into it

>> No.73897972

>>73896055
Godspeed anon. Make sure to atleast mention Petra 50 fucking times on your debut. I will be counting.

>> No.73900245

>>73897972
Will do, but i'll have to be subtle about it, grooming doesn't work that well if she knows it's happening, and i'm not exactly a social butterfly either

>> No.73900363

>>73849349
I would fuck the shit out of Enna not going to lie.

>> No.73900692

>>73900363
wear a condom you don't know where that stanky ass has been

>> No.73900856

>>73859375
Wait a minute....

>> No.73901251

>>73850148
Actually quite incredible, godspeed you magnificient retard

>> No.73901303

>>73848630
based, use her cloaca as a jerk off sock.

>> No.73901983

Average aspiring male vtuber, can't blame you though since it's not like niji is against hiring sexpests. Godspeed anon

>> No.73902244

>>73849805
I will be Axis Bladesniffer

>> No.73903070

>>73848630
You'll fit right in with the other sexpests

>> No.73905759

>>73848630
Weird that they're stlil trying to commit to the EN expansion. When does the Q4 meeting happen?

>> No.73905966

>>73905759
i think another anon said june? they have end of this month though to make up their losses. so TWO WEEKS

>> No.73907461
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73907461

>>73848630
dog whistle us on your debut,. What are you going to say?

>> No.73908145

>>73890322
Dookie lost.
After this, Niji has proven its untouchable, nothing short of someone murdering someone on stream will take them down.

>> No.73908248

>>73905759
They gotta keep up the ruse until the very end. Investors can't be left too sad.

>> No.73912369

>>73848630
ganbate

>> No.73913316

>>73859375
I like your theme, anon

Cherry Blossompriest
Comet Starcity
Skye Timeof
Melody Nightsky
Silver Christmas
Luna Starsplosion

>> No.73913575

>>73849805
Granzzio Grasshoot
Burick Wallada
Ironpla T. Pan
Marde Nievela

>> No.73914172

My favorite is still a dogtuber concept named Reddi Rocketti.

>> No.73914387

>>73900363
>I want my STD simulator

Good luck Anon

>> No.73916081

>>73849805
Kohn Chinn
Roger Daibokki
Harvey Kyokon

>> No.73916413

>>73849805
Arthur Cunningham
Dimitry Romanoff
Sir Rutherford of the Brexit Isles

>> No.73916518

>>73848630
i too wanna stick my cock in her noot noot

>> No.73916548

>>73849805
>BigCockMcgee
>BigTittyBetty
>BigBootyJudy
>Tonyhawk
>General Graador
>Kenny Hill. Billy boy
>Thomas Papillion

>> No.73917816

>>73850745
You will need to travel to Colombia.

As someone on the same city as Reimu.
Its a coin toss.

Investigate good areas and NEVER go to Ciudad Bolibar or similar areas of Bogota. You will have to face aganist the cartels otherwise.

Also never use your phone oitside over here. No mater how safe it looks.

>> No.73917990

>>73855148
Invite her to a watchtower.
Distract her with the scenery.
Push her.

Perfect overthrow plan.

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73918147

>>73848630
male vtubers are sexpest

>> No.73919942

>>73848630
Good luck OP

>> No.73923234

>>73848929
She doesn't love you and won't love you

>> No.73924693

>>73848630
>>73848929
Based

>> No.73925113

>>73862286
>>73863079
>>73900856
Hey man, I think Niji names are dumb as hell but you can't deny Holo ones are as well

>>73864948
Who's the second one?

>>73913316
Okay yours are much better. You really have a thing for this. I'd change Skye Timeof to Skye O'Time. Who are Melody Nightsky and Silver Christmas?

>> No.73925206

>>73849805
How about Machina X Flayon, or La+ Darkness?

>> No.73925643

>>73848630
Wait they're doing ANOTHER gen? After their last one made stacking supermarket shelves look like a well paid job?

>> No.73925687

>>73848630
Do it and blow it on members stream

>> No.73927748

>>73848630
Gl

>> No.73927874

>>73918147
Who cares

>> No.73927954

>>73848630
If you are a male there is still good reason to apply. Get some of that whore pussy, corpo mandated. And then yell at Luca so much he cries, get fired. Reap the benefits.

>> No.73928173

>>73849805
Smaul Peener.

>> No.73928467

>>73849805
>Danny Longlegs
>Macho Guapo
>Armin Hammer
>Christopher Cumulonimbus
>Magus Arcano

>> No.73928821

>>73853068
Did he finally score?

>> No.73930665

>>73848630

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