/asp/ - Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

[Anonymous No.]

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION (May 12): https://firststage-pro.com/en/audition/
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307 (embed)

-
Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt (embed)
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Previous thread: >>74284730

[Anonymous No.]

choking him and telling him to be happy or else i'll kill him. him grinning because he wants me to die anyways

[Anonymous No.]

I love you, please be more brave.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>74315300 #
Making him wear a shock collar Piercing his ears...giving him a septum piercing...giving him conmected nipple piercings...Shaving his head and calling him ugly to watch him cry. Punching him and breaking his nose. Forcing him to put his hand on the stove. Putting out cigarettes on him.. Taking away his clothes and giving him a dirty sack that barely covers his asshole. Grabbing his balls and squeezing. Poking out his eyeball and calling him ugly when he needs an eyepatch. Harvesting his organs. Removing a lung so he gasps more. Cutting off his toe so he can't walk right.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like black vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316343
name those which you hate!

[Anonymous No.]

So Cheen was cucked by uwo and now moved onto fwofie who fucked alpin? Thats insane
How ugly is cheen in real life that he can't just date in college

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316420
no, they are trying to go at it slowly, she is playing her cards well enough so that we "don't notice" about her plans with cheen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316396
Rinna. She ruined wasp. She's the cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I want to be here anymore these threads got really bad these past 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone here just needs to get laid. I swear it makes you fucking normal. I don't care if you want to fuck men or women, just get something and stop trying to fuck each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
goodbye, was nice knowing you.

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be an aspie cull, there's too many people that are clearly never going to amount to shit and I don't think we should spread viewers around them when we can prop up the good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
You can tell it's a bunch of schizos doing it because it's the same troll posts they've been doing for years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
don't leave me, i'll be sad

[Anonymous No.]

The sexpest pedophile is back on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

WIPlash is Richard not Rachel

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
I kind of feel stupid for ever being into vtubing as a viewer at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

PSA: REMEMBER TO USE THE CALL JANITOR BUTTON ON OFFTOPIC POSTS

You can do your part to clean up the thread. Keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
If all it takes you to get you down is some anonymous asshole to tell you to kys, good luck surviving normie vtuber scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74287994
Network better. If you think making someone shoutout you is the way, find someone who will. Interact. Integrate. Make them like you. Find someone just a bit bigger than you:
>Under 100 - up to 500
>Under 500 - up to 1500
>Under 1000 - up to 2000
>Over 1000 - up to 5000
>Over 5000 - up to 10000
Etc
Find multiple people like this. Common interest. Collabs. Be likeable. Like same stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316711
Camui?

[Anonymous No.]

List the sad incel groomer vtubers so I can block them

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316539
Bye Haru you won't be missed

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316111
Too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316778
That post is about the thread quality not anything else. Insults don't phase me. But look at this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316759
If only they actually showed up on time

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna try to stream tonight. Hopefully my cute regulars come by, I miss you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316711
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316824
Keitaro

[Anonymous No.]

I did it /asp/. I finally talked to my dream artist and commissioned him to make me a vtuber model. I’m so happy. I can’t believe I’m so close to having a professionally drawn vtuber model from the legend himself Shadman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316939
please be him, please be him, please be him, please be him, please be him, please be him

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316831
Not Haru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316979
How much will it cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316794
||close, they are in his community||

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317065
My dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74315898
BROOOOOOOOS I GOT ANOTHER FOLLOW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316939
I am also going to stream tonight, now I will sound like a fucking weirdo and I didnt even say that. FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316979
Wasn't he in federal prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317084
Poppy then? She should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317084
Point and laugh at the discord fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316889
We have tools to deal with that, start using them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317042
Name him, sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316939
>>74317133
Kings

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317044
Haru won't be missed regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317219
Iriya

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317243
I mill miss the images of him getting leaked

[Anonymous No.]

Can I check who I've previously raided and how many times?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please have sex with me? May i please cum? Holy shit. I woke so horny and I was rubbing against my sheets and just felt frustrated. I need to cum. I'm so pent up. Can someone please get into vc with me? I won't leak a single thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317343
The only reason anyone likes that creep is because they want to fuck him. Look at his regulars.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Lance's wife did more solo stuff so I can groom her into cucking lance. That retard doesn't deserve a cute autist wife.

[Anonymous No.]

it's a good day to be a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317343
shut the fuck up vita, just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316831
That means you'll stop bitching about him here right?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait to get on /asp/ and repost the same bait posts I posted last thread and the thread before that and the thread before that and the thread before that and the thread before that and

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317616
Can't be him, they clearly hate each other now

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317803
vita is the leaker dumbass, the leak only started after haru rejected him

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317855
If this is true then we're probably not getting anymore leaks because they don't talk anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317580

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317930
lesson learned, don't send him your pictures if you don't want them leaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318023
Haru...

[Anonymous No.]

Clauvio mogs Beryl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want you to do good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317616
>>74317803
>>74317855
>>74317930
>>74318023
>>74318111
Eat a bullet

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318414
Isn’t his theme just demon Clauvio anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

I want you to quit streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to report all samefagging until it stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318558
i dont stream but now im going to start just to spite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318558
Too bad bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318601
You'll probably do better than Keitaro

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318414
Realistically speaking, how much can four 1 hour singing lessons help a person who’s absolutely shit at singing? I’ve watched lessons on YouTube but there are just things I can’t get out of it. Things like using the diaphragm, I don’t thing I’ll ever get it unless I have a profession stand in front of me and tell me if I’m actually doing it right or not. Would four lessons be enough to get something of value from the experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318836
Didn’t mean to quote that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318836
A lot of singing is practicing in order to strengthen your voice over time. Get some voice lessons to learn the basics and then keep working on your voice over a year and you'll be singing amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

New bread, new crossword puzzle for asp. This one I got stuck on a lot sooner so you guys have your work cut out.
down:
1. Puts on a ship
4. Airplanes that can exceed the speed of sound, briefly
5. Went faster (2 words)
6. Mechanical Image Maker
11. They’re not superficial
12. Dell
13. What operates a PC
18. So Far (2 words)
22. Urge
25. Unspecified Ordinal
29. Sometimes consequence of juvenile recreation
31. Irreverent Jest
32. Boring process
40. Is automatically terminated
49. Ill-fated railroad engineer and unsuccessful batter of lore
60. What you might do if you forget the words
63. Acad. with branches in Altoona and Harrisburg
Across:
5. Ear to ear area
10. Augustus’s last meal, according to rumor
15. Like some Latin bulls
17. “I’d like a permanent position!” (3 words)
19. GPS Suggestions
27. Hip Hop Artist’s Aim (2 words)
31. Subject of sexological speculation
39. Sun Rooms
45. Something worth having
52. Imitates Astaire
62. Money substitute on the planet Krypton
65. Unchallenging Course (2words)
68. Bridge support
There’s a high chance a lot of my other answers are wrong, so if you think one looks stupid, you can ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318836
If you practice different songs for 4 hours, you will improve probably a lot if you never have tried to sing properly before. But i would recommend learning by yourself and feeling songs, singing and recording them to later on check, and over all single experience things. If they are not licensed teachers it will be a bad experience, and licensed ones are costly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318963
>>74319046

NTA but do you guys have any tips on that? Or videos of somekind

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319033
not doing your homework for you, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>74318836
>Would four lessons be enough to get something of value from the experience?
YES!!!!! Even one lesson will change everything if you havent had any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319146
I'm still practicing myself, basically there are voice exercises that makes your voice stronger and you need to do them everyday, I got mine from my singing teacher. I recommend looking up singing books where they give you a CD where you can listen to them too in order to slowly fix your issues and to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I'll ask for advice. If I want to do a presentation that I plan to make a weekly series, should I make it a weekly stream or weekly videos on Youtube? I feel like making it a twitch thing would help me stand out a bit more compared to all the other gamers there but Youtube has better reach, right? I just don't know how much the Youtube views would translate to twitch viewers since my focus is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319046
I sing a lot of karaoke actually. But I feel because so much of the fundaments are missing, I’m spending a lot of time practicing incorrectly singing, so in the end I learn nothing, if that makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319395
I know what you mean, singing songs themselves wont improve your singing based off my experience otherwise I would be a way better singer since I sing by myself for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319396
Youtube videos require a ton of editing in order to look good because nobody wants to sit through a vtuber standing there with a presentation whereas you can do that on twitch easier. I'd recommend you do presentations and then seeing how your audience reacts to that and then making youtube videos of the ones they are most receptive of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319396
Would making it a stream improve the experience for the viewer? Ask yourself what would a viewer prefer

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical: Grimmi Does a Collab with Ineda
What happens?
Bonus: Ineda gets into one of filians game shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319396
I’ve seen popular youtubers with 100k subscribers do shit numbers streaming on Twitch, like maybe 5-12 viewers. They get okay numbers streaming on YouTube, but that’s where their fanbase is the fans just won’t follow them over to twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316058
please don't be about me... you're mad at me and I know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319396
Stream it and archive it on youtube. There are a lot of dev talks and lectures that are livestreamed and then archived in such a way and they do well. Make sure to mention that it was livestreamed, when you do such streams, link your socials. Unless you are already a mid-sized /lig/ger, every regular viewer makes a difference. The potential return on investment of archiving your shit (especially long-form content like presentations that are relatively evergreen) is huge compared to the actual effort required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317174
She's appeared on a couple streams and has acted normal, I think she's fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>74320026
Tribalism is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.]

Jingx isn't sending his best. These discord schizos need a bit more time in the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319902
It would be amazing if I could work something VA-related with Grimmi level chuubas. My voice needs to get to that level though, working on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316111
Are you a rimworld player by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74317580
Get in line, I'm becoming Lance's wife's boyfriend first. I even got him the newest MTG set. What did you get him, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316547
John Wayne Gacy got hella laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321384
I don't know if rape is getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74320626
We've hit all the usual marks of generic low effort crabbing in the last 2 threads with Haru, Keitaro, Camui and Beryl all catching strays at random
I wonder if they'll speed up this process to where we're seeing this loop happening twice or more a day or if they'll ever throw another name into the mix
Already Alpin being used to crab Keitaro seems to be a subtle form of Alpin crabbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>74320047
I would never hate you, because you are already trying your best, just do that one extra push. You can do it we both know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321510
You're replying to the schizo himself, retard. Just call the janny, thread is quiet now since they've cleaned up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321624
>the actual schizo is the one that calls out the schizocord
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321624
doomer-chan is still here :3
and still needs help with her model and how to tag her streams

[Anonymous No.]

I want my viewers to run a train on me

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that anyone who brings up any names and brings up discord is the schizo. Just call the janny at them.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I chug down a bottle of grape juice the next day my shit is really dark colored and at smells really bad. I’m guessing it’s the food dye they use in grape juice. This is normal for everyone right? Grape juice gives everyone stinky grape juice shits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321864
I want to respond to this earnestly but I don't want Janny Jr to reportfag half the thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321960
>i want to talk about poop but i dont want to get in well deserved trouble
ok retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322067
Shut up dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322186
im going to prick you with an aids needle just like suge knight did to eazy e

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321960
The fact that you're mad that people are getting you banned for calling you out means it's working.

Everyone do your job and make this asshole's life hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74320707
I believe in you dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322295
You are so weird and angry. I'd rather have crabs shitting up the thread rather than some rageaholic egomaniac that fancies himself a thread sheriff leading a crusade to get people banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322464
>I'd rather have crabs shitting up the thread

Statements of the utterly deranged or the intentionally malicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322464
its a good thing you dont get to be the arbiter then, ricky retardo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321555
thanks, imma push myself off the edge now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321827
Only if I get to wear a conductor hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321960
The post about abusing Haru was deleted. The janny is already here.

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird how slow the thread is once you ban the schizo spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74322716
I need to do miniature train stuff on stream sometime

[Anonymous No.]

I'm always confused when I get offline follows because I'm not making content outside of streams at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323045
One side will try to make you quit. The other side will try to get you banned. The only winning move is to not post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323408
it's most likely one of two things
>someone else brought you up and they followed you from there
>they bookmarked your channel while you were streaming and wanted to follow later because they're shy/anxious this is me

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323330
Hell yeah, choo choo motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>74321328
Weak, I bought him force of will cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323539
I am also the 2nd one.

[Anonymous No.]

>have not left the house in two years
>never had a job
>no completed education
>no friends
>just found cavities on my front teeth
I feel like I tick a lot of boxes to succeed in the streaming space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323797
If you're a girl then you've hit all the marks to be successful.

[Anonymous No.]

God, the things I would do to gscha ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323797
>tfw no poor dental health gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323841
I am a guy. Am i still going to make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324013
vita...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324211
Sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324224
Stop this shit, it isn't funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323797
>>74323841
doomer-chan (me) is ltierally this and has no success yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324324
>>74324211
now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to say my character is a few years older than I really am.

[Anonymous No.]

Ace is using his new model and it's great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324799
Oh great, the coomer hag is in chat

[Anonymous No.]

i am getting depressed again, i wish i could have a model and be a vtuber like you guys :c
should i stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

Today, we're back with Gi-, I mean, Against the Storm! We stopped right at the beginning of a Sealed Forest village, so the pain didn't even get time to settle in.
It's time to (likely) suffer as I have little idea of what awaits me in this grim biome.


Watch my villagers live happy and fulfilling lives here:
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324211
It's going to be much more difficult but I belieb

[Anonymous No.]

>>74325093
if you can rig i will make a bust up for you.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74323408
I follow people offline all the time. Usually because I found them through Twitter and want to follow so I remember them later. Other times it’s because I’m shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74325093
Only if you're a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>74325651
i literally can't do nothing more than turn on the stream and speak to literally no one till i get sleepy
>>74325771
being a cute girl hasn't helped me with streaming yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326113
i can rig for you but i can't guarantee quality in the rigging, i can do a good design tho. anything in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

Haru's definitely gonna beat Sonic Adventure today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326246
are you for real? mmmmm a design would be nice at least, do you have anything i can use to get in contact with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326464
it will be practice for my final model so, I'M FOR REAL!! you can contact Mikio Gregg on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>they are still falling for bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326654
is this Mikio Gregg person bait, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326654
this girl has been obnoxious for so long time, it cant be bait! can it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316474
The more I learn about this Cheen guy the more pathetic he sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74320373
I don't know what stream you watched, but during Merlie's birthday stream she was actively flirting with him, and I cannot imagine what is happening in Camui's streams and chat since I refuse to be in the same space as her
I am against the acceptance of sex predators and pedophiles in this community

[Anonymous No.]

>>74315898
IT'S PARTY TIME, BABY!!

Join me and Alpin as we dive into the dark, depraved world of pokemon ROMhacks!
I'm scared...and excited!

Now, let's party!!
https://www.twitch.tv/patcherypittari
https://www.twitch.tv/patcherypittari

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326749
>girl complains about sucking
>builds fanbase off pity from everyone
>sad boys support girl
>girl then says she has ___ and needs money to pay for ___
>you pathetic guys send her money
>girl vanishes
>repeats

sound familiar?
wasp is dead, this is the place that makes the most sense for her to show up

[Anonymous No.]

From all the collabs I had, I found that 1 was not really a match, how can you Consistently mismatch yourself? Bruhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328321
Reminder to not watch Patchey collabs to not encourage people to collaborate with his toxic ass.
Alpin has other collabs to watch this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74326571
Did they contact you? Does she exist for real? Was it a crab all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328737
he is eager to collab with everyone he can while at the same time not many are reaching out to him for collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328321
The guy is really speedrunning collabs with every aspie, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328837
I am also eager, yet I dont have the problem still. What else can it be?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see if shooting myself with 20-gauge last night made me immune to 00 buck - Buckshot Roulette
https://www.twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328801
no i haven't, i went to check his twitter but his artstyle seems creepy as fuck and too much of a beginner
i don't want to seem rude but i don't think he can help me much
>>74328619
problem is i haven't posted my link here since i have appeared, how i am going to harvest money out of you guys?
i am being sincere i need help, it is just i don't get the correct help i need i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328737
I think the Shanaha collab went well. He also had pretty good chemistry with Daiya and his frens on the podcast.
His chemistry being off with Fwofie is something nobody saw coming, I was also surprised by it.
Collabing with rape-jokes Patchey is just retarded but Alpin is still new so can't blame him.

[Anonymous No.]

stop replying, they are baiting you, three different people have come forward publicly to help them with a model and nothing happened

every time you offer a free model from booth they say they don't know how to choose

when mama gave them advice she got told it didn't work

when someone told them how to network they said it was retarded

when someone said they should post their link here they said they don't want trolls in their chats

stop trying to help someone who is just here to bait you

[Anonymous No.]

Lobotomy Corp
https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328321
>collab with patchey
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329276
If anyone here had even basic impulse control we wouldn't have the troll problem we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329276
Just tell Howie to pet the dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329292
Awful game

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329339
I said this before, many here are too nice and don't understand that some come here for (You)s and to make you angry so they try to help when it's obviously not going to work
they have been coming here to bait retards like slushy, mama and mikio because they are easy to bait even when we warn them to stop replying to that retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>74324013
gobbcubus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329276
>when mama gave them advice she got told it didn't work
actually, i did say i was thankful for her advice
i haven't gotten any views yet but i thought it was actual good advice and i am very thankful for her insight, i am taking it into consideration
>stop trying to help someone who is just here to bait you
i have been told this thousand of times already by almost everyone in world here and outside of this place. no one would take my problems serious and i never got any help in my life with anything
i swear i am not baiting, it's your guys fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329616
I have a dick bigger than his entire body...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328751
That was actually the last collab of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329741
bro its fucking tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329662

[Anonymous No.]

Here's what I'd do if I saw you guys trip and fall!

[Anonymous No.]

im sorry im so awkward in collabs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
>no fuck while in the ground tier
at least you would help me

[Anonymous No.]

>I have a problem I don't know how to solve
Sure, here is a free solution that doesn't take much effort
>No! I want a better solution and I don't want to look for it, give it to me!
Okay... Here have this other solution!
>But how do I use it? How do I do anything?
Ermm, you do it like this and this.
>BUT HOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329972
Gscha, would you like to be my cute wife(male)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330085
>Ermm, you do it like this and this.
we haven't reached this step yet
i haven't seen anyone here explaininig to me how to design my own character or how to actually use vroid
vroid is hard as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330026
i will stop telling you to not fucking bite the bait, but you will do it regardless it seems.
Hag, Stop, Baiting, The, Fucking, Bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330158
I'm sorry anon, I only date people who don't hide behind an anonymous wall.

[Anonymous No.]

just please for the love of god ignore this retard and anyone who responds to it

[Vita No.]

>>74330235
Will you accept me now?

[Anonymous No.]

anyone live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330284
damn vita, moving to a new target already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330354
https://www.twitch.tv/sinformavx

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330284
>>74330371
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330284
Vita would only accuse me of being a boy kisser and call me a snack, skin walking isn't nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330258
don't be so mean to me :c
i just want to get a model, become a vtuber and have people thinking i am cute and funny
why it is so hard to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330503
because instead of looking for help or trying to do all of what you're saying you're here complaining and being annoying, we gave you advice and that's all you should need

[Anonymous No.]

Just found out I have Fallout 76...well, let's check it out then
https://www.twitch.tv/ainsliesentry

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330402
10/10 would groom

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330492
Vita would have sent you a dick pic if he was interested in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330503
Chrii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330642
the fuck are you saying. she has been slowly being les and less negative you fucker, stop punching down and instead try to minimally provide something of valor to the thread, your inane, based on older interactions that dont apply anymore, "reminders" about something that nobody fucking takes seriously but you.
You are just another fucking schizo rambling in his house about how the threads are dying every day more because the good chuubas are not here anymore, meanwhile you come here and do twenty fucking posts per thread complaining about something that is not even occurring or having any importance right now you fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330642
i haven't gotten enough advice or help to actually do it
no one is willingly to help me
most of you guys just gatekeep the help away from real aspies or just do dramafagging about same people over and over

then you will wonder why no new aspies come into this board when the only conversations here are "camui did this" or "vita did this" and when someone that needs actual help comes you are like "oh fuck you kys. hey guys, let's go back to talk about vita's cock size"

elitistic trash of a thread desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330841
but i tried to help you, and you didnt answer to my last post... didn't i tell you that you didn't love me? that's why, you don't even notice what i am trying to do for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330402
Sin and Momo being a homosexual couple was not in my 2024 bingo

[Anonymous No.]

we need more girls in glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328934
He's not asked me for a collab yet...

[Anonymous No.]

it's not hard, just pet the fucking dog
or use wikihow if you are confused on how to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330828
retarded esl trying to make a point when all she does is indeed being annoying, you will be her one viewer anon good job
>>74330841
this thread should be locked away from people like you, if you want advice go to /wasp/ and annoy what retarded remnants akin to you will be able to help

[Anonymous No.]

Just pet the goddamn dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330805
it's not her, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>74319902
Both of them will result in Ineda spitting out rape jokes in under two minutes flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330841
did you message mikio yet? he literally told you he was willing to fully design something for you, and he is a good as hell artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330977
Me neither...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330926
which one? i think i haven't seen it
can you ping it?
>>74331011
i can stream, i am doing stream following the recommendations Mama Ubume gave me, what i can't is get a model yet
>>74331063
you are just a schizo shitting the thread
>>74331200
Mikio's artstyle seems very creepy for me, unless I have mistaken his @

[Anonymous No.]

>>74328321
Alpin, you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330204
>i haven't seen anyone here explaininig to me how to design my own character
you know people go to college for 2+ years to learn that, consult an artist or open paint, that's all we can tell you, or better yet, give up, you obviously don't have the drive for this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331308
If you looked at booth and saw the models available on the market place. Can you take pictures or post links of some you like the design of? That can help us, help you.

[Anonymous No.]

How did Keitaro fall off so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331465
stop replying, they been baiting for weeks and you won't get to help them, they probably don't even stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>74330841

Mama Ubume here. If you want more advice from me, contact me privately, and I can check out one of your streams, and we could even do a collab or something. You can find me on Twitter or find my Discord pretty easily.

I am a fellow newbie, so it's the blind leading the blind, but if you found my advice helpful, I'd like to leave my door open for you.

The pity kayfabe can be pulled off -- but it's not going to be something you can realistically pull off, as you can tell by the reception you've had to many of your posts. It's also not a sustainable kayfabe -- if you do well, you can't exactly keep using that kayfabe.

If you post earnestly and honestly, without the editorial remarks downing yourself and your skillset, you can make some friends here.

inb4 "don't take the bait" - maternal instincts, biological clock is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331308
>can you ping it?
yes, i can. >>74251974

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
love you Ubume. lets try not to fall for bait anymore. us hags gotta stick together

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
don't take the bait and also stop baiting yourself with the "I wan't to be a mother" shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
Ubume, I've been wanting to ask you for some help using your writing expertise. I really should DM you one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331575

9 /asp/ies I follow are currently streaming in 1view-low 2view, while 2 more popular /asp/ies are also streaming and are in 3view. I think the viewership is just split right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
Mama I love you but I'm going to plap into unconsciousness you if you keep falling for dumb bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
>mama ubume
I still don't want to invest because of the ntr rrat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74316343
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331739
>2 more popular /asp/ies are also streaming and are in 3view
clonk and who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331758
not a rrat, just remember that every vtuber is playing a character and that ntr character was just a different one she felt wouldn't work, just like the horny ghost hag that wants to get breed is another character

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331878
The fact that the person behind the character is still someone who fetishizes cheating and humiliation still rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
>Kick while you're down
I'd like to see you try bitch

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the dumb hags lately anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331968
just like how she fetishizes pregnancy too, its all part of the character and they are probably not interested in either irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331968
me too. I really want to like her though because she's really sweet from the small interaction I had with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
I'd like to see you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331754
Do it anyway, and I'll tag in to help keep her unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331602
>biological clock is a bitch.
This makes me want to be selfish, mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332039
they believed "the age of 30 is in demand" meme

[Anonymous No.]

UOHHHHH CAN'T WAIT FOR FWOFIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332169
grace...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331876
UWOSLAB probably, but he ain't an aspie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332051
I swear to fucking god this is why you niggers end up like cheen or iriya. Being "nice" isn't a reason you should be friends with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332265
you should try being nice some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331405
>college
i can't go to college, i am not even allowed and i don't have the money
>consult an artist
i am broke, i have no money on my own, and my parents won't give me money for a funny .png

just give me the best explanation you can and i will try to figure things out until the next time i am back

>>74331465
okay i will try but it still seems hard to do
>>74331583
i have been streaming lately without success. i do stream. i even have a youtube channel
>>74331602
thanks Mama Ubume for the kind words. i will think about it but i am a bit scared of contacting people like this >.<
i will try my best, love you
>>74331651
i don't have money but i guess i can try to draw myself something awful
>vod guidance
i am going to number my vods asap
>youtube or twitch
i am doing twitch. i couldn't think of 10 tags to put, desu
i mostly do 5 i think?


okay guys, doomer-chan out
i need to sleep and keep streaming, i will be back soon but as you guys fear, i am always watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329616
I said I liked size difference but that’s a bit much, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
>kick while you're down
You would wish I had not tripped buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
Everyone kicks me while I'm down, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332371
People do say I am nice here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332442
make sure to post your link so i can block you before you can even get a start

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332717
Seconding this. Don't want another sloth incident to happen, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332051
Personally knowing she's a goon helps me relax, when she isn't putting on her sexy tone I can envision the coomer hag

[Anonymous No.]

I still remember when THE FLOPPENING was ongoing back in January-February.
I almost killed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331876

UWOSLAB and LCOLONQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332468
What do you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332807
>UWOSLAB
he's not an aspie

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
HE LAUGHS AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332869
However much of a shortstack the goblin succubus hag is, she still dwarfs the rat, who is 6 inches tall at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332869
gscha is quite smol, it would be less like sex and more like masturbating with an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>74332869
I mean the little rat is too small for me. Still a cute guy tho.

[Anonymous No.]

What else do you want fwofie to show off from herself?

[Anonymous No.]

huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333142
her interests :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333142
you don't need my explicit answer when I word it this way, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333159
would you like some cheese? some ____ cheese?
:3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333237
Stranger danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333223
Describe in detail what you would want from her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333665
more pictures of her smile yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333142
A rope on the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333142
fwofie needs to do more asmr

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
You better be kicking me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331739
They're all doing about the same as usual, Keitaro is doing shit in terms of numbers and he has been for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74331878
>>74331968

I tried to pick a kink niche because I wanted to go into lewdtubing, and I looked at what threads were the most popular on /d/, /h/, /gif/, and the others. There were also a lot of people posting about it on /vt/ and, when VAllure announced they weren't making that type of content, some people were disappointed, so I was assuming there'd be a market void for that content.

There was a lot of cucking content, so I assumed that was a good route to go, but, I can't bring myself to make the content because it's not my kink, and it's too real.

I ended up not going the NTR route because I don't like raceplay and it was a really uncomfortable angle to play as a woman of color. I know not all NTR content features that, but, it seems to be a significant component of the kink for a lot of people.

In a way, ghost mom is still NTR -- you've been cucked by my death, and by your own dad, because you can't exactly fuck your own mom, right?

>>74332039

I can't get pregnant, and picked an ubume character instead to process that. An ubume is a ghost of a person who died, whose maternal urges tie them to the mortal plane. If there was an equivalent in Chinese folklore and mythology, I would've picked that. I really wanted kids, but, I'm 30, and have a variety of medical conditions that would make it really hard for me to get pregnant...including the fact I may need to get an actual hysterectomy soon for pain from adenomyosis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hauntology

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
everyone else is interpretting this as whether the poster would help them up but i interpretted it as "would this person help you up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
didn't your original model have spades on it and you wrote how much you love BBC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
>nd I looked at what threads were the most popular on /d/, /h/, /gif/
Ubume has a fat cock CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
>because you can't exactly fuck your own mom, right?
that's what you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333665
her sweet laugh, her cheerful moments, her liked games, her favorite series, her most cherished movies, her moments of comfyness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>74333184
grace, just ask her lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334214

Yeah, as a character. I'm also not a ghost IRL, or a mom IRL. Kayfabe, and not one I ended up being comfortable with, which is why I didn't go that route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
I'm sorry Ubume, but stuff like that really squicks me out, I know it's no longer part of your character but it still feels weird watching you knowing this.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the best way to fuck a vtuber? groom the 0 views?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
>>74334384
>[Deleted]
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334972
then dont watch her, you sound like a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74335349
she is scared this is what her legacy has become

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
>as a woman of color

[Anonymous No.]

>>74335097
Network and go to cons

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you to everyone who showed up!
It might be the end of VC1, but the series continues as next week we'll jump straight into Valkyria Chronicles 2!

I hope you've all had as much fun watching this game as I've had streaming it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74329979
I'd like to think youre a true friend and know I'd call you gay if you didn't laugh at me beefing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74335479
her "legacy" being some shit she considered before even debuting is ridiculous and it's only happening because schizos have no lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>74334137
There is nothing wrong with being a BBC NTR whore if you are open about it but pretending to be wholesome and motherly so you can eventually cuck your viewers is fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>74335097
Be attractive and interesting, good luck I know you have a lot of work ahead of you

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck happened here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74335729
>be attractive
ive got the model
>be interesting
ive got the credit card

[Anonymous No.]

>ubume

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336159
Which 0 viewer are you trying to groom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336225
i want to plap this clumsy, clueless hag after taking her out to dinner so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336113
Female chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336225
That's my mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336113
nothing a liker could be interested in

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336225
this is so embarrassing and she is not clueless enough to do something like this, it's all a part of her big plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336113
what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336578
I own a gym here

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336313
You can plap her, her pussy broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336225
What did Beryl say after this? Or during it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337076
"Uuooohh hag cunny!! saggy tits!! ToT meat flaps!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337076
He ignored it and quietly banned her later

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337076
he said there were many beryls on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337183
>>74337229
>>74337236
Who do I believe…

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337379
>>74337236
This one and he also commented on here that he wasn't actually that upset about it. But she learned her lesson so we can stop talking about it now

[Anonymous No.]

Haru is flopping again

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337379
this one did happen >>74337236 and dodged the question mostly, dunno if she did get banned later

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337504
At least Haru is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337689
get over it vita, no matter how cute he is you don't have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337504
yeah.............. on my cock!

[Anonymous No.]

Chuuba, give name

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
camui

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
hawoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
daiya

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
Albert

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
ZephHaathun

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
ricecakevs

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
Fwofie my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337504
No shit, he only ever gets viewers when he gets raided

[Anonymous No.]

Live now with some more Hunt Showdown practice. Here's hoping I can figure out how to get better at this game!
https://www.twitch.tv/finbar_haughey_vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339384
Regulus

[Anonymous No.]

>>74336225
>look guise I posted it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>74339931
that game sucks though

[Anonymous No.]

Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>74340756
>cringe
>entertaining
>boring femboy uwu
>average gamer guy
>average gamer guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74340756
weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341129
Patchey and Keitaro got raided

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341129
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341409
Why did Kenji pick a monkey for his vtuber avatar if he is black man would get offended anytime someone calls him monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341518
so did toma

[Anonymous No.]

>>74340756
>>74341129
This Keitaro stream doesn't count because he leeched from LCOLONQ btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74337490
>he commented on here
Now I know you’re bullshitting, Beryl doesn’t post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341799
COLONQ pretending to be supportive

[Anonymous No.]

>>74341799
>>74341893
People like you are why asp is easily the worst thread on the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342008
Is it a lie? LCOLONQ doesn't give a fuck about anybody here unless they're getting crabbed and he feel sorry for them.
UWO is 10 times more supportive, and he only cares about lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342094
UWOSLAB is a groomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342231
Based get that chuuba pussy if you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342094
You could spend your time and energy focusing on the positive attributes of people and cheering on those that are being crabbed rather than shitting on someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342272
need that zhuuba pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342274
Getting crabbed leads to people feeling sorry for you which leads to views/raids.
A better question is why do we need people getting treated like shit here for others to be supportive of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>74342430
>Getting crabbed leads to people feeling sorry for you which leads to views/raids.
This is a truly poisonous mentality. Crabbing makes the person feel bad. Tearing them down when they're already low just so that someone else tries to build them back up is an unhealthy loop to enforce.
>A better question is why do we need people getting treated like shit here for others to be supportive of them?
The average asp posters has to be either underage or a sour 30+ shutin.