/nasfaqg/

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Iofi Can't Captcha Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this.).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/selif/99w0b5so.jpg (embed) (embed) (embed) (inbed) (Iofi isn't in bed anymore)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated weekly on Mondays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
Haaton's secret CheatSheet for wallet analysis (make a copy in your drive, add own username and user-id): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>7498116

[Anonymous No.]

wah!

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526888
>888
I'm not even mad. Ina to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

its on the internet forever now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526966
holy shit, now I know why it was deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

Another case that shouldn't be in my list but what'd people do to get it deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526875
Iopi....
also obligatory never buy Towa post

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526996
nothing Anya is just ashamed in her view count as she should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526996
IIRC that stream wasn't with viewers, now I'm intrigued too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526966
>posted boobs in clothing
>got the fuck out of the thread deleting the post
holy shit literally posted tits and gtfo’d
I kneel...
I know it looks like man boobs but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526888

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even fucking know anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish I could unsee that ribbon post. after cute octoina nurse, I thought I was invincible, but I flew too close to the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527209
Was it worth it? Witnessing this interchange was both a bless and a curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>Missed the ribbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527209
If you actually saw mine, you wouldn't want to unsee it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527209
but that's the best part anon
t. 100% not a fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527317
don't worry friend i got you covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527209
STOP REMINDING ME
why was it so dark upon legs so pasty
>>7527317
archive reps don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527335
I was literally just adding MY HEART'S A STEREO to this exact webm, can you get out of my house please

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527317
It's still there, and if I had to see it so must you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527354
it gets lighter when it's hard, do you want to see it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527379
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527409
Oh no, I assumed you were a tako as well. Can hoshiyomis stop posting their dicks please.

[Anonymous No.]

It's always the goddamn hoshiyomis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527409
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS HOSHIYOMIS?!
We let ONE thread turn into a Suisei image dump and this is what we fucking get.

[Anonymous No.]

post images that will make me sleep in time for adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

It was a really good thread though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527409
onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527538

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526996
It was a 5 minutes stream.
She invited Ollie and Reine, but she had to restart the stream since she had a technical difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527441
ribbon dick is a hoshiyomi. But now I wonder if I should do something for the based nursanon who still went with through with a compromise after seeing me say it was a bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527409
Plz no, I regret the existence of the stock market enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

...there was a penis? again?
I was on the thread 75% how did I miss it?

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT GIVE ATTENTION TO FEMALES

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527630
believe me, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527644
I cant give attention to females because my attention is focused on _Me

[Anonymous No.]

nasfaq more like nasgay haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527725

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please reupload it to catbox or something? I missed it and it's not on warosu for some reason. I need to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528122
it is on catbox tho, do not do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528373

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528442
The hoshiyomi thread ended in the most hoshiyomi way possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528122
>warosu
Because warosu sucks ass. Use nyaafu. Fucking hell I'm tethered to this computer with a 1 ft USB-C cable. Why did the Bluetooth stack ABAYO itself?!

[Anonymous No.]

Which oshiboard is the most competitive and hardest to get listed in? Haato’s?

[Anonymous No.]

The Bluetooth stack was fine. Really Microsoft? "ShellExperienceHost.exe" can fuck itself so badly that wireless connectivity is no longer functional? FFS.
>>7528633
Get listed in, or actually get anywhere?
Pekora is actually harder to get on than Haato. Okayu is probably the hardest to top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528633
Roughly 10m, all in awful div coins. Yeah, probably Haato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528633
pekora is harder to get onto but I think haato would be more competitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528729

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528633
Haato would be the most competitive because you have to fight FOUR (4) Top 20 players, and the one that isn't a Top 20 player isn't #5 on the board.
Nobody's competing with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

...it that's what it's like to be a girl on the internet? Have I become a girl on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528122
haha no seriously guys where is it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528729

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528633
If you are aiming for the crown then both Rushia and Okayu are impossible to top, no one is beating Bread or Mogu

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528864
It's really not that hard to find. If you can't decipher how the link was posted, just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528920
Actually if he's looking for the original one, it's neither on warosu nor nyafuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528911
theres a bunch of crowns that are impossible to top simply because theyre buying 24/7 and its physically impossible to catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

the first file must have self destroyed by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528920
>tried litterbox and catbox
welp if I try any harder thats gay so Ill just count this as a win

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528944
>>7528962
it's gone, I regret not saving it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528729
AHHH FUCK ITS THE SAME DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528971
litter.catbox.moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528971
It was on litterbox. You missed it by a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

I can buy Suisei 24/7 and still have half my divs left over. I'm not going to... but I could!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529035
why the fuck did you download it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528482
Thanks, anon. I've seen it now and I'm disappointed. The link is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529062
Why not?
Oh God I just saw Part 2. Nigga wash yo dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>7528729
'ight, face the wall

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys have such clean floors?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys fucking not

[Anonymous No.]

MEIDOS ARE HERE. KEEP IT ABOUT THE MONEY.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you meidos for removing the cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>[Deleted]
so did Pekora delete any videos today?

[Anonymous No.]

RIP hoshiyomi, see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527209
>>7527312
>>7527331
>>7527332
>>7527354
>>7527409
>>7527441
>>7528729
>>7527600
>>7528122
>>7528397
>>7528482
>>7528729
>>7528812
>>7528864
>>7528873
>>7528920
>>7528944
>>7528962
>>7528971
>>7528994
>>7529007
>>7529028
>>7529035
>>7529062
>>7529064
>>7529118
>>7529215
>>7529240
>>7529256
>>7529277
>>7529298

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529336
did she even stream today

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say it's a fine cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529336
I THINK DELETED VIDEOS SUCK.
No, I don't think she did. she just didn't stream. Red day incoming for Pekora, more time to stack up for Saturday
Rushia, that was NOT the time for the shotgun RIP in pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

My Priestess was dangerously cute today! I hope she get big numbers!
holy crap we never had a meido raid that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529458
We never had faggotry go on for that long, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526888

[Anonymous No.]

>>7527180
Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't think of a time we've had a janny visit tbdesu, be on your best behaviour gents.

[Anonymous No.]

Party's over. Post moneys. I'm back in the green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529656

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529580
First time for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c__-8KKbcE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529580
I know we had once for sure, when we got those random spic discord invites, but it was minor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529656
started the day at -2.4M, I may even be green before adjustment at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529656
I don't think I've ever ended a day in the red before, still got 9 hours to fix it, fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529290
God I love smug Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529656
I started the day at -15% >>7495075

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529656
Don't laugh.. I'm sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a better replacement to pastebin that anons use? Fuck these explicit filters. Best something with an account system so I can update bins

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
We have a yacht with your name on it. Work hard and it will be yours in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529853
I used hastebin that one time I wanted to share the full leaderboard as text during the /api/deleteownaccount thing. I don't think it has an account system but I might be mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
whats a cute lil anon doing out here all alone? so poor too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
+18.3% is not bad anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
sorry for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
We'll be seeing you in the 100s in no time, WAGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529838
Show wallet if you want some unsolicited pointers. People were unexpectedly nice with the free advice when I was that new, I'll pay it forward.
On a day like today you could've turboautist-ed 30-40%+ - your net worth is low enough for you to be able to day trade with nearly all of your liquid at no significant risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529930
Looks like none of the alternative have fucking accounts. Guess I'll just have to link to bins with pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>7529580
we had one when somebody spammed a very early thread with basedjacks

[Anonymous No.]

from -10m. inflation arc going strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530003
Almost got a nice quad there rin...
I'm glad you stuck around and didn't give up!

[Anonymous No.]

from -14.46%

[Anonymous No.]

>>7528373

[Anonymous No.]

>enters thread
>MPP stands for "Mean purchase price"
>not a single one of those Ps stands for penis
>exits thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530003
You mean post my coins right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530211
...Im not qualified to be giving advice, but if roboco is your oshi, wait a bit before hoarding

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530211
>So new he's not even sure what "post wallet" means
so cuuuute!

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck happened last thread while I was out in town

[Anonymous No.]

have we already moved on from the gay arc to the grooming new players arc

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone here know if unlisted videos count towards a channels total view count? I made the niji db the other day and finally finished tweaking shit so it properly works for nijis but in-between the days of me doing that Marin fucking unlisted 9m views worth of videos which is not a situation I considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530340
A bait so strong it got the national guard called in

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530204
MPP stands for Massive Penis Picture now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530352
ayo seasonal anime move fast these days
his wallet is kinda cute tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530365
>massive
not the word id have used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530159
Rin?
>>7530211
Yes, usually what "post wallet" means.
>Roboco
She wouldn't have been my #1 choice for today's coin to hoard, she didn't dip hardest.
She DID have a very good day, but she got bought pretty high up and has middling to sometimes very good dividends so unless you bought those on the cheap, you might not be able to sell them before you're upside down.
If she's your oshi, wait a while before you start hoarding. "Play the game" until you've got a million or two.
>Botan
Botan is adjusting down tomorrow. Sell those NOW, buy them again at 9 AM.
>Iofi
I'll leave Iofi up to you - people are probably going to buy a ton of her tomorrow if she has a comeback stream scheduled, but some people will dump a bunch on Friday morning because she has shit dividends. She'll probably still move up.
>Mori
Keep those. At least until Saturday at midnight. If you got them close to 9 AM today, even better.
>>7530358
Unless I am mistaken, unlisted videos do count down negatively, and then + again when they're restored. Otherwise we wouldn't have had those Pekora roller coasters a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530358
Unlisted and Private videos do not count, nor do Members-only archives.
If you can't click on it and the algorithim can't give it to you, it may as well not exist for our purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530358
Can't you just compare the previous total views to current, or did you not have that info saved yet? Socialblade doesn't show any red days so I assume they still count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530358
I *think* it counts as 0. What's for sure is that the devs changed something after the matuli incident to prevent the stock price from going negative. I don't know if they did it on the *view count*, like setting it to zero, or if they keep the negative views, but set the price to be the base price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530211
oshicoining from the start is a very bad idea, you will lose a lot of money and you will move up at a snails pace, since you are just starting you ideally would want to buy things when they dip (literally any dips is worth it) and then sell later in the day, repeat until thurdays/fridays, there you buy divvy coins (the usual ones are pekora/mori/rushia) no matter the price, then you sell them back after you get paid or you can just hold them if you think they'll get even higher
or at least that's what I did except I didn't sell my moris and oshicoined too early which ended up biting me in the ass multiple times
oh, also wallets are normally posted from the leaderboard, just ctrl + f your name and click the wallet on the right (you have to make it public first on your profile page)
>>7530003
can I get some advice too? Last time I got called a nigger for not diversifying my wallet, so I tried to work on that no i will not sell those ayamis

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530829
What's your position? You have 591 Moricoin but you need Financial Advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530569
>>7530618
>>7530729
Fuck it, I guess I'll just have to add in an extra set of logic to consider and track unlists. Shouldn't be hard just a nuisance to do.

>>7530625
I do not track that data, I have no need to for this script. But since you've mentioned scoalblade it might not be that she unlisted them recently but they were already listed but my db starter just didn't consider that. I guess I have a bit to rework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530855
91, I just want general advice to see if I'm being retarded or not, as I said last time I got called out for Mori being 80% of my wallet so I just said fuck it and bought every dip I could see (now she's only 42% of it), should I just keep buying dips until everything works itself out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530569
>Roboco
My oshi
>I'll leave Iofi up to you
I figure Iofi is a little risky, but they were also dirt cheap and she seems to be inclining. I'm hoping her comeback stream brings something.
>Mori - Keep those. At least until Saturday at midnight
Any reason for Saturday? If i sold now i'd have around 3500$ profit.

Thanks for the advice anons, it's appreciated. >>7530829 too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530729
>>7530358
>>7530869
There's a difference between how they "count" on NASFAQ and how they count on YouTube - don't confuse the two.
picrel
Nabi had -20k "daily" views today, I guess she deleted something or set it to private. When NASFAQ makes its calculations for adjustment's sake, it treats any negative view days as "0 views" to prevent negative Matuli scenarios.
But the graph shown here is the "total" view count, and it does in fact dip down when a video is removed. Unless this "total" view count is some kind of NASFAQ specific metric that drifts from the one shown on YouTube/poi/SB, but that wouldn't make much sense.
>>7530829
It's a lot easier for me to give advice to someone outside lambo-land - they can unload their entire portfolio in an hour or two and you can literally just advise them based on "get rid of all of this, it's dipping" and "buy some of these, they'll go up and they're not at 'crab' level yet".
>I keep a token Ayamy for the lulz as well, I wouldn't call you a nigger for that
>591 Mori
Nigger you have more Mori than I do. You're going to be very happy on Saturday.
>Not enough Sankisei
>Get rid of those Chocos, she's going through the floor tomorrow morning
>>7530940
Check the dividend payout shown up top in the OP. Mori pays good dividends. If you want to gamble, sell them at 9 AM and buy Pekora when she goes through the floor - she's the only "guaranteed" play that would be worth it when it comes to the increased payout what you get from selling Mori + buying cheaper Pekora + Pekora pays roughly just as well on divs
I'd love to tell you "BUY MARIRIN" but she's expensive as fuck right now. Buy one anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530829
>>7530931
applause you are still a fucking nigger
I'd say it's working so far, just keep buying dips and remember to sell shit coins, I don't know what else to tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530931
NTA but that looks pretty solid to me. If you want to minmax I'd sell Mel, Nene and Haato, they're all dipping quite hard tomorrow. Put as much of it as you can into the Peko dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531068
>>Get rid of those Chocos, she's going through the floor tomorrow morning
Choco is crabbing or dipping slightly. She's too oversold to dip down much more, and she usually maintains a very stable holding pattern of 2~2.2k

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531155
True, but he's only got 10.
She had a subtick today and won't have one tomorrow. I think she'll go back below $1800 again, which is why I sold all of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531068
>>7531102
>>7531146
Thanks lads, I was a bit worried since I richfags selling very hard from time to time and I'm just here buying and holding shit until divs 90% of the time so I wondered if I was fucking up somewhere, also
>Not enough Sankisei
That I can definitely see on my own, 3rd gen is fucking busted and I need to keep buying them

[Anonymous No.]

man what an abhorrent mess the last thread was, good morn-
>>7526888
she smiles upon the Takodachis today, doesn't she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531338
She'll be green again by this time tomorrow, a Peko dip is just an opportunity to buy another 144.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK I FORGOT TO SELL PEKORA FUCKING HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531338
WAGMI
We're both fucked. I've still got another million to burn on Pekora tomorrow.
>>7531359
Hope you saved some liquid for buying Pekora tomorrow. Unless Marine doesn't stream tomorrow, that ship has probably sailed YOSORO! for the week.
Everybody with liquid left to burn on Friday is going to be after those divs.
>>7531444
>444
>not a multiple of 8
>checked anyways
Rushia murdered 32 people in THIS thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on converting chammers into mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531754
Yes. then convert some back tomorrow if you want to gamble on her divs.

[Anonymous No.]

but mori has 0 views....

[Anonymous No.]

I just left for a day and you fags are posting dicks without me. How rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531527
>spoiler
I did do my reps to see what happened and I wish I didn't. Now we have the idiots with the worst investments in life doing their services for us without much divvies% and I HATE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531879
151,947,937 total views on poi
151,444,341 total views on NASFAQ
So she has somewhere between 0 and 503,596 views. The new scraper has been pretty good about actually counting her views when YouTube does. Ignore poi's 0. It's drunk.
>>7532060
なほど

[Anonymous No.]

>>7531879
nigga wat? she's getting 500k today, potentially closer to 600k since her current stream is probably going to count as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532127
I always welcome a Mori dip but yesterdays retarded crab dance just told me that 560 Kanatan were kind of a shitty Idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532060
suisei ito shu shu shu

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532178
>560 Kanatan
M for Miko or M for Masochist?
DIAL M FOR MONKEY
I have a neat little stack of cheap Kanatas now. Haato though, I am so fucked for the second day in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532211
you will NOT tempt me into selling my 35 Respectsuzies just for some zoomerbait falseflaggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532247
>I have a neat little stack of cheap Kanatas now.

>"oh, a historically overpriced shitcoin on 'discount'? She'll moon back there eventually, better invest early! 50 couldn't hurt right?"
>"man, still 6k, haha let's buy some more"
>"5.9k today, under MPP nice gimme some more"
>directed by robert b weide

[Anonymous No.]

to my defense it worked out nicely with sheepcoin and she basically carried my whole adjustment plays yesterday under the same fucking backstory

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532248
>holds 35 shitcoins for a respect play
...thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7530829
>Made wallet public
>click the wallet on the right
I don't see any wallet icon what do? Tried page refresh, log out and log in again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532347
On todays episode of "they keep being cheap oh jesus christ how did this happen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532467
you guys have been with me long before the cancer started I plan to make it 350 some time but Nenechi already eats my divvies for that, now is just not the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532535
Leaderboard only updates every 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532539
that purchase might make me want to vomit but that's a straight up good divvies play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532579
Arigathanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532645
thanks to you for being a good sport and chad enough to show all of your decisions, genius or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532687
Definitely pon choices.

[Anonymous No.]

The things I miss when I go to sleep and the things I come back to when I wake up are always amazing. Not closing the thread makes it all fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532347
kek. none of mine are quite as bad
>>7532539
>an actual good play
>>7532830
>Not closing the thread
Is there any other way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532830
will Friend be a good divvies coin this week? I regret selling 10 for 7.2k MPP at the peak yesterday but also somehow don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532857
don't even get me started about chammers, and I never even owned her seriously yet.

[Anonymous No.]

you fags had it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532868
Friend will always be good divies
>>7532857
My only regret is not seeing the ribbon because the litter is dead

[Anonymous No.]

Well, that's one way to knock a bit of cash out of M's wallet so I can buy moar Maririn.
>>7532896
The only people who really won are the fucking Haatons. We bought the dip multiple times and helped lift their bags. The stove was hot. MULTIPLE TIMES.
>>7532868
I'm flipping a coin on friend. If she dips any more I'll buy some, otherwise I'm stuck with relatively no friend );

[Anonymous No.]

MPP FUCKING MATTERS LETS GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532992

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532930
personal rule number one of Retard-Trading:
Never touch a coin you don't know in and out of/you don't watch personally over 10k.
It's the reason I never have enough Holocoin ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532547
...admittedly, terrible time to be a hoshiyomi. hoshiyomis pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532992
god I feel so much better about the Tenshis now.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please reupload the ribbon in litter with 1 hour self burn. I want to see the ribbon too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532942
>regret
Don't. Live your life in blissful ignorance.
nursanon was based though

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532992
MPP is actually somewhat useful for knowing if you're PROPER FUCKED like that guy. No amount of "oh but I day-traded" or other handwaving can "cook" MPP like that.
You're either carrying those bags until she has an amazeballs day - holding until divs and praying - or jumping off the Titanic. Pick your poison.
>>7533040
>enough Holocoin
Ay I took the advice from fat cats on buying 10-20 every day and I thought I had enough - was steadily adding 30-40 every week. Then yesterday happened and now I only have 40 again. I had like 200.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533106
I refuse to live in ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532942
>>7533101

[Anonymous No.]

>>7532992
read it and weep

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533178
mypp is bigger than yourpp

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533178

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533162
I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT I WANT TO SEE IT
I NEED TO RATE MY BRO'S UNRATED COCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533101
There was no ribbon you fool, now shut up or the maids are going to bonk you.
>>7533086
>>7533110
You should have seen my Coco bags the last 2 week when she was graduating.
>>7533178

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533227

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533264

[Anonymous No.]

I ̡h͡a̷v͘e i̧t̵ ͝d̢ow͞nloád̢ed́.͜

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533399
Reupload it onegai. I need to see it

[Anonymous No.]

Gǫing t͠o ́s̸le̷ep͢! ͘Go͡o̴d͟ ̸níght̴!̡

[Anonymous No.]

No...

[Anonymous No.]

Try not to burn the thread down. Good night /nasfaqg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533560
Oh you're going to hate what I have planned when I get home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533600

[Anonymous No.]

where's pomuposter when you need him(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533761
he got vanned, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533775
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533826
why bonk an innocent takodachi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533852
Takodachis, Pomudachis, how about none of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7533074
Once I'm done with a meeting we should set up some kind of ranking, I'll just jot down the Idea right here with some examples, discuss:

NASFAQ Difficulty-Modes by Oshicoin: Pick 1 (one) and only one:

YA BOY IS NOT GOOD AT BURNING MONEY Tier (stable cycles, huge returns):
- Calli

Easy Mode:
- Holo
- Pekora
- Botan (recently)
- Matuli
- any other Discountcoin with stable views (sometimes RBC, Choco, Mel)
- Shitchicken


My energy bill kills me but I am happy Mode:
- Any decent Indog-Coin (Ollie, Reine)
- Tokino Soda
- Any decent divvies Indog coin

Normal Mode:
- Rushia (went up from frequent dips, high divvies to Stablecoin Tier)
- Noel, Flare
- Miosha
- Marine (expensive but worth it at insane prices)
- Gura (usually worth it, sometimes dips)
- Mikochi outside of "let's just be fucking overpriced for a month" months
- Okakoro
- Subaru
- Lamy
- arguably Watambe and Kanatan depending on divvies (Kanatan went down from Nightmare Mode at least)
- Luna (might be hard mode if she ate her cerial in a good week)

Hard Mode:
- Friend (was normal mode before, good divvies but Oshiwars)
- Most Hiatuscoins (shit divvies but you need more, Haato, Ayame, Shion)
- Low Divvie coins you'd rather bought something entirely different for (RBC -> Sora, Mel -> Sora, AzKi -> Sora, Akirose -> Sora)
- Towa
- Aqua
- Polka (new addition, was normal for a while)
- Amelia

Nightmare Mode:
- Suisei (absolutely unstable schedule, tons of time spent not for viewcoints, inflated anyways due to music views and doesn't get susan'd like Calli, Oshi Wars)
- Ina (Oshiwars, shit divvies, was getting pumped to death on the regular not too soon ago and it might just happen again)
- Nene (was overinflated for most of the game, still shit divvies, popular on 4chan)
- Most Mamacoins

My Energy Bill hates me AND I am getting bogged to shit Mode:
- Ayamy, Nana, Pochi, Melfissa, Risu, Iofi

What the fuck was I thinking mode:
- Civia

Still untiered:
- IRyS

Did I miss someone?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened? I decide to go to bed and an hour later the guy posts his cock and balls apparently? Can't believe I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534008
>did I miss someone
no, not at all. Carry on

[Anonymous No.]

this never would have happened if honk had allowed dicpics on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534008
korone, marine and noel are easily one in the upper tiers

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, I did my archive reps but the litter link is dead, where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534008
RBC is easy mode and hard mode at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534008
Most ignorant tier list ever. Do BASIC math for most of those Normal Mode coins.

[Anonymous No.]

we must secure the existence of octoinas and the future of fat takodachi children

[Anonymous No.]

It feels weird having spent 10 minutes looking for a Hoshiyomi's penis and I haven't even found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534379
the litter links have expired and no ones reposted it. you arent going to find them

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534025
He didn't even get in the discord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534410
Damn it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534379
Only two people are confirmed to have them, plus the hoshiyomi, it's rare and valuable at this point.
I think they should never repost it, and keep it as a thread urban legend

[Anonymous No.]

gonna auction off a hoshiyomi's dick for 10 mil once the item system comes out

[Anonymous No.]

The nasfaqg iceberg is getting deeper and deeper..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534608
Only 2?

[Anonymous No.]

god do I really have to open nasfaq like this? I can't even minimize the tab since it gets janky at times if I did, trading lag for a couple of minutes and all. Any good strategy autism browser games out there? I tried Lands of Lords on /vst/ but it's so autistic and some of the essential guides are in fucking French

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534553
>>7534608
Gaza Strip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534652
I didn't save that one.
>>7534655
>Opera
But why?
>>7534659
Golan Heights

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534675
>But why?
chrome sucks. Firefox is for trannies. I use brave exclusively for my university thesis. And lastly, Im too dumb at computers to make my own chromium build

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534519
A nasfaq urban legend was born because of me saying that priestess should put a ribbon on his dick...
Man I think I really need a vacation from my investigations

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534652
So it's just a hoshiyomi's dick in a CD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534655
I change it to the supers tab after setting the trader so the graph updates don't lag everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534054
that's a mamacoin.
we don't talk about the Ui-cycle here, sssssh

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534116
>upper
Hard Mode or Easy Mode?
All are usually good divvies, but also sought after and often too expensive to make sense to buy, which lifts it out of Easy Mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534211
yes because she fluctuates and you need to check weekly whether it's her or Sora or none of them you could be buying, nobody talks about them, hell, find someone who watches BOTH in this thread and you get a medal. Also it was hastily clobbered together. But RBC is easily Schrödingers Shitcoin I write this to defend my mistake of calling her twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534701
>chrome sucks
OK
>Firefox is for trannies
Stay poor. Firefox is fine, and it handles NASFAQ with enough grace to run on anon's single core Fujitsu LifeBook from a few threads ago.
>I use brave
Stopped reading. Brave is a fucking meme. Just use Chromium itself at that point, it's arguably less of a joke than Brave is.
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/brave.html
https://ebin.city/~werwolf/posts/brave-is-shit/
https://digdeeper.neocities.org/ghost/browsers.html#brave
Anybody who besmirches Tom Scott's name is a POS in my book. There is no justifiable reason for using Brave. You're better off using Chrome or Edge.
>inb4 muh spyware
Got a Gmail account? Using Windows? Those two fuckers already know everything about you. Less points of failure. Pick your poison.
Or just fucking use Firefox you retard. What the fuck even are all those add-ons? How is your browser not shitting itself under the weight of your own stupidity?

Buy sankisei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534244
do basic math for any of these and you don't need the list, it's more about the NASFAQ experience and oshicoining, not about good coin bad coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534519
>thread urban legend
SSSR Tier NFT Item entry No. 2 right next to DisCock

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534701
I am far more angry and sarcastic when sleep deprived or fighting an insomnia cycle, please undastand. You're only really retarded if your NASFAQ wallet says you are - and from what I can see, you're not.
>>>/g/
They'll probably be better suited for this. And less cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534701
>>7534849
I can think of a single good reason why brave is shit compared to other browsers. You can't disable the auto-updater and have to manually fuck off the exe to stop it. They won't allow for the ability for users to disable it either for "security reasons". Aka the devs don't believe users have the right to choices and only catering to the lowest of lowest denominators

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534655
>all these open fucking Tabs and needless clutter
so cool kids these days don't have fucking bookmarks-folders anymore?
I feel old and oddly superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534940
>You can't disable the auto-updater and have to manually fuck off the exe to stop it.
Chrome and Edge are both like this, although at least with Edge you can use GPO to "neatly" postpone or even block updates. For Chrome I had to block the Google Auto Updater.exe in my firewall before I just ditched it entirely.
Outside of maybe Firefox ESR and portable installations of Firefox, I can't think of a single browser that does still let you AWAY the updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534909
>/g/
>They'll probably be better suited for this. And less cranky.
have you been there? I would go everywhere else or just stick to what works. NASFAQ sadly won't run on Temple OS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534849
Ok firefox tranny shill
>what even are those addons
how did you not realize that's 4chanX and Violentmonkey?
>>muh spyware
I dont use Brave for social media. I specifically said that I only use it for my agricultural thesis
>Tom Scott
I wouldn't really rely to an e-celeb on twitter about anything. Him linking the Verge made me even more suspicious. I can trust the lion browser shills on /g/ enough.

>>7534980
I have thousands of bookmarks already. I'm lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535018
Chrome and firefox install a maintenance service that you can uninstall. At least I'm pretty sure that's the case for chrome I only ever tried chrome itself in like 2010? and uninstalled it because firefox was better. I don't expect ms shit to be anything but evil either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535057
I couldn't live anymore without folders man

[Anonymous No.]

>>7534849
>Yet despite this claim, Brave actually disables its tracking protections for Facebook and Twitter's scripts that allow them to track people across the web.[5] Brave has been actively downplaying the role that JavaScript plays when tracking someone.
Kek so basically the ENTIRE PURPOSE of the browser that it was made for it doesn't even do

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535172
trust the plan. two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535035
kek, I have been there.
Go to the comfy "anything goes" thread that usually has Ogayu or Mr. Koro as the OP image.
>>7535057
>Ok firefox tranny shill
What a compelling argument.
>how did you not realize that's 4chanX and Violentmonkey?
Picrel. How do you even use that thing? You know who owns Opera, right?
>I dont use Brave for social media. I specifically said that I only use it for my agricultural thesis
>using it at all
Pick any one of the three things I linked above. Read one.
>I wouldn't really rely to an e-celeb on twitter about anything. Him linking the Verge made me even more suspicious. I can trust the lion browser shills on /g/ enough.
Wasn't the fucking point. At all. They used his name and a fake endorsement to shill their actual shitcoin.
>>7535172
Yes, that was my fucking point. It is a MEME. For idiots who repeat things like
>Ok firefox tranny shill
Know what Firefox actually forces you to do? Containerizes ANYTHING involving Facebook. HARD.

You complained about performance issues. Keep having performance issues.
"Evil" Edge runs NASFAQ 24/7 here on a computer that's probably older than you are. And Firefox can handle displaying the entire Market in one obscenely oversized window without breaking a sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535233
>VPN in the browser
I trust the japs on this one. google tsukuba university vpn for more info on this, works to unfuck google buffering on chuuba streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>7526875
Spade Echo coin when?

[Anonymous No.]

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Hope you bought the dips.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Firefox, this'll be ready by next Saturday I guess. I can post it daily if it'll make doing reps on a coin's performance easier for anyone.
>>7535265
>the japs
Look at who owns Opera though, none of those companies or people sound Japanese. Enough people have their hands in my data already, I'm not giving it to China too.
Neat, I'll check SoftEther out, sounds promising. I was already using a VPN with split tunneling and a separate dev build install of Edge for that kind of thing but this seems way easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535233
I don't really care at all. Never used facebook for like years now. Don't have a twitter account. Im too dumb at using computers but from what I've seen on /g/, firefoxfriends would get angry when they're called trannies and it's funny everytime. I still won't use firefox though. I won't give in to troon world order

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535330
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535363
with the tsukuba uni research programme you get a shitton of servers for free, and it's some nerds (otaku, because tsukuba is easy to reach from Akihabara of all places) who can analyze your traffic for this exchange. Wouldn't use it for anything too illegal though.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fucking fuck is going on during non-civilized-yuro-hour?
>7526620 this is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535381
Mozilla was a well-intentioned company once back in the days, and most good ideas are still present in the browser. Although I do admit, Google sponsorship, Youtube bullying and the fucking troons and furries get on my nerves to the point that I'm in "actively looking for promising alternatives" mode, with the only contestant right now (not enough info yet) is Iridium, but that's also just chromium, supposedly ungoogled. yeah as fucking if.

[Anonymous No.]

Just use Elinks bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535381
You know what, just use IE11, it works great. can't even load NASFAQ lol
>>7535454
Anybody who claims to "unGoogle" Chromium likely just puts their own garbage inside it instead. At least Edge runs better. Bromite on Android being one of the few exceptions I am aware of. Similarly, Fennec is Firefox for Android with the telemetry removed.

[Anonymous No.]

just use firefox you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535560

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535454
I think every single popular web application and website were "well intentioned" at one point. But well, the feds and their legion of trannies from Berkeley have to take over at one point, as these things are supposed to happen. It's sad but what can >we do about it really

>>7535560
my conscience and autism just won't let me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535454
>>7535539
Iridium actually does strip the google shit out but I have no idea how good it is for normal browsing.
t. I use it to play gbf because it handles the game the best

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck do i have 156 inas i dont even watch her
t. ina is not my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7535677
atleast get to 160 so you have 20 octoina's....

[Anonymous No.]

so overchads how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7536093
Im selling

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4WgWRELB44
>he has liquid left over for thursday
>he'll have liquid on friday as well
>unspent liquid on divvies even holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7536531
I'm spending 1m each day, 2m left

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7536093
bet update needed, please check floor. also takos wtf 360k over 13 hours, 800k when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7536531
I have to buy more Ame. The guy below me is threatening to overthrow my throne for like 2 weeks now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537088
buy her while you can, even her good days are an affordable 9k...

[Anonymous No.]

We need to seeing each other as competition, and instead as brothers, reaching the lofty heights of AMELOVE together, hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537088
Dont listen to >>7537118 trying to make you weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537134
SHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537118
Your English reps..

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537188
there's one word missing, use your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537238
No you filthy anti-competitive slut. Go do your English reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537263
How dare you call me a slut when hoshiyomis were posting actual dick pics in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537273
I bet you liked it, huh? You liked that hoshiyomi dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I really thought DiagramH died. It's nice that he's active again.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is releasing another short video today, her divs gonna make my dick so hard

[Anonymous No.]

At least Amefags HAVE a board to compete with.
I'm literally the only active account on my Oshiboard.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you stop being a bunch of idiots for five minutes investigators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537273
Nothing wrong with admiring hoshihomie's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537505
it looked like a shriveled dead rat. it didn't even have a sombrero

[Anonymous No.]

Stop, don't start homoposting again. It never ends well with fujoshit

[Anonymous No.]

i thought the nasfag arc is over and takos are grooming new players arc the new thing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537531
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537531
Buddy, there will always be homoposting with Mogu's feminine penis in every channel on the Discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537557
Are you my schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537575
yeah man. you like ribbons?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see more nasfaq fujos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537603
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537520
If you consider that shriveled then I don't know what you would call mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537627
keep it about the bros man, no females

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll be waiting for the aggie to ask for the dickpick. Lik cmon, spit it already

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537736
>he doesn't have it already

[Anonymous No.]

I saw that tower rope webm in the last thread - how the fuck do you even make those

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537762
What, this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537658
Post pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537768
exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537818
Fuck off fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537401
do not wish for things you regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7537401
stock up while you can, war is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538014
>>7538171
I don't necessarily want competition, just a warm body on the board would be nice. I've never been about winning anyway; I was willing to cede the crown to Unity Funds and hamstring my own position if they were still active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538230
Make another account and larp as a new player trying to overthrow you

[Anonymous No.]

When do we start trading nudes for coins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538381
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538381
>he's not in the /nasfaqg/ discord to send ms. honk nudes for free coins
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538381
post dick on floor

[Anonymous No.]

stop being so fucking gay and watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfE7lBZ8cb0

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538517
sure but only if you post your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538381
I'll buy a copy of the hoshiyomi dick for a high price ingame

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538381
soliciting pornography is illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538630
It's for research

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538630
Only if you're a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538630
Not where I'm from

[Anonymous No.]

oi fit cunts, ready a dumbbell, heavy bag, kettlebell, large jug of water, literally anything heavy. its a surprise tool that will help us for later.
Bonus points for creativity

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538824
I got a backpack filled with books

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538824
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538852
fuck off chocoball he's trying his best

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538852
>why can you not use the approved ritualpost form™ pinned in the discord thread management channel REEEEE mods, take some of his karma REEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>meeting exactly until 15:00 (5 mins pre adjustment)
>gets postponed 10 minutes
>I have to present something
I need to quit my job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538924
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538887
Exactly. You should ritualpost correctly, or not do it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

OK I HAVE A GOOD(BAD) IDEA
What if to solve the multi-coin problem we add in a consumable item to the gacha that lasts from 1hr to 24hrs that grants you the ability to multi-coin for its period. Rare gacha item only. It's the perfect idea as it will even get people like cypher off their ass to roll the gacha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538952
t. haachama's duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538941
eh it's comfy actually, middle management in a white collar boomer shithole of a crusty company but they pay well and I can stay home. It's the usual calm shit until something goes wrong, then it's weeks of overhours. "The fuck am I to do first?" - "just ask".

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538952
Only if gacha pulls cost a % of your networth and not a flat fee

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538952
>gatcha comes around
>multicoin buff where you can buy double/even more for 12 hours
>devs already said you can TRADE Items
>haatons pool together money to burn
>red day rolls around
>they get together in VC, do a countdown, and $HAATO spikes $1600 in one cycle
>repeat every dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538952
you're thinking too small. rare item that forces a target player to change their oshi to whoever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>7538824
I got yer mum, does that count?

>>7538852
Do it yourself if you're so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539081
Nice I'm not the only one who came up with this thinking it'd be funny

[Anonymous No.]

Here's an actually good idea.
Vtuber avatars as gacha prizes. Let me use my oshi's visage onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539081
Gacha attack that does nothing but swap Red and Green in text colors.
Make it common, too, so we can see who just buys when they see red and sells when they see green.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit reps? Today we’re doing dumbell overhead press. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539205
obligatory HATS post.

[Anonymous No.]

gacha postcards that lets you send an anonymous message to any player

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539261
Postcards that can only fit 60 characters.

[Anonymous No.]

and for the record, I only did the one earlier so those who saw it have a bit more advanced notice to prepare an alternative weight if they didnt have dumbels.
>>7538850
that works

[Anonymous No.]

>item that forbids you from trading for 1 hour (stackable)
>item that reshuffles your coin assets numbers at random for the day (temporary)
post ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539254
Finally some fun exercises

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539258
Masks aren't hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539301
>item that clones another players wallet (cosmetic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539301
>item that let's you change a players name
>item that let's you lock a players name for 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539303
ill be honest I was supposed to write hammer curls but my autism auto-piloted db ohp so here we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539335
>item that swaps light/dark mode for a target player

[Anonymous No.]

Items will be cosmetic only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539409
>item that posts this anon's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539427
Dickposter and people affiliated with them get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>7539444
Everyone got the rope. Where have you been? smugwatame.png