/wg/ - Writing General - Beatani Edition

[Anonymous No.]

This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://rentry.co/VTCFFCD

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.
Previous thread:>>7855172

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>>7922846
Please someone write out how she finally retires already.

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Wow, a chuuba we have a fic for! That's been a while.

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>>7923632
There are actually 2 in there but kind of cringe.

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A little bit early, but here's the wedding fic I wrote. It was a bit difficult to choose which chuuba, but I suppose this could be an alternate ending to the menhera wrangler series, or at least be an homage to what could have been. You can still treat it like a normal wedding fic completely independent from my other works, I just wanted to sprinkle in a few references.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRUEukcx3uXgnNIjRStZ3W3vK59h7dTJM48QIK2DiPsEYTGQKZvGNUBEk8-kqhLt3F_0afHONMU-_d_/pub

Tags: Fubuki, SFW, fluff.

As always, let me know what you think.

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Link is going on a big and arduous adventure as usual, but for some reason a big tittied human (and other women) have decided to do all the work for him, while constantly calling him cute.
and being the silent protagonist, he can do nothing but comply with this

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abusing Fubuki physically but not in a ryona way where she likes it, in an abusive relationship way where she hates it

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STORY ANCHOR

POST 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

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>Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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>>7923814
>>7924954

bit surprised no one posted the prompt board and anchor

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>>7923814
>>7924954

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>>7923760
Everything about Beatani is cringe, so it fits. She's the embodiment of cringe.

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>>7923814
Thank you, Anon. This story singlehandedly destroyed me, brought me back to life, killed me again and then restored me a second time for a good measure.
Minor spelling mistakes here and there, but that's not an issue at all, it took me two readings to find them, so don't sweat it.
A fantastic story, the kind of fluff that I stick around for.
Thank you very much for the treat, Anon. I'll await any future stories that you may write.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T I MARRY THIS CUTE WHITE FOX?! WHY ARE WE BORN ONTO THIS MORTAL PLANE WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MARRY OUR OSHIS!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7923814
Of all the chuubas anon, you choose the friend

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>>7923814
The fact this gentle, happy creature will never say the words 'I love you' and mean them... well, it's enough to make a man give up on breathing.

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>>7925028
Haachama haves sex but then she is like
>Nooo don't shot youre milk.... inside!
But its late and youre milk is already inside. And Haachama feels like
>No way... You just cum inside...
And like
>what if i... get pregnant??? What you do then??
But then let more milk in face! Haachama stop talking and cry. 2 month pass and she say
>you don't listen until just too late and now look what happen...my time of month not coming! OMG you idiot! what i gonna do?? Noooo!

I want to... I need you to write me g-Haachama getting milk inside many times and pregnant happens!!! but not in the butt because it hurt a lot... In th face is good! In pussy's good!! No butt!

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Something that came to me... not sure when. Do it for her. Become a beautiful butterfly.

https://youtu.be/-vJEMwLH-kM
It's nice to have translations on the closed captioning.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSf1D20m8kivTOXZIG601Ly3uKA-mMI7w30YTQ8EhPGfTI3FWNyMvosOaYa0k1AdaFU2iJhHdioY1pl/pub

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>>7927923
A based choice, if I do say so mayself.

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>>7927923
You don't want to marry and have copious amounts of babymaking sex with your friends?

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>>7924163
>Link assumes Flare to be some type of Gerudo, but something about her feels oddly familiar
>Choco looks enough like Zelda to remind him of her, but she couldn't be more different

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>>7928294
The shitpipe is the thinking man's choice.

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>>7928451
>but she couldn't be more different
Yeah, this Zelda'll put out for once.

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>>7925028
You awake on a ship to find yourself in a rather strange situation. The only other people aboard the ship are 4 Houshou Marines in various outfits. Each claims to be the original (and therefore captain by seniority) of the ship, and without a captain the ship has been going in circles for ages. They wanted to decide based on simple majority on who should lead, which makes your opinion the tiebreaker.

Will you vote for Houshou Marine, the ambitious up and coming captain without a vessel of her own?
Will you vote for Houshou Marine, the mature and seductive wine drunk woman wearing (only) a Yukata?
Will you vote for Houshou Marine, the chuuni lolita cosplayer and ex OL?
Or will you vote for Houshou Marine, the trendy (and more than a little horny) girl who walks around in a swimsuit spouting fragments of heavily accented English?

Who will you vote for, and what will the Marines do to earn your vote? Why are you in such a strange situation in the first place? The choice on how to resolve this situation is yours!

https://youtu.be/QxpSoLCzpxM

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>>7923814
P-poor Marine...
Jokes aside though your descriptive language in this story was fucking A, to the point where it almost made me envious. Great job

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>>7928333
That was weird as hell. I kind of dig the mysterious mind control part and would have liked to see it expanded upon, but wasn’t too sure about the sex part.

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>>7928333
The smut did come out of nowhere and, despite being a lover of all things perverted, I don't really think it fit in this time. I did just read about a murder at the hands of an either mad or possessed psychopath.

At least, I think I did. It's quite ambiguous. In any case, it was a good read.

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>>7929145
Whoever gives the best blowjob, basically.

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>>7925028
Polka goes on a menhera tantrum, whining to Botan about how she'll always be lonely and never experience the joys of motherhood, expecting emotional support from the hag who must surely understand what she's going through.

The solution-minded lioness instead declares that she has a way to solve Polka's problem for good.
Without anymore explanation than that she unzips her skirt, pulls down her tightly-fit underwear, and shows off her massive barbed cock.

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>>7929904
>>7930153
Well I'm just glad someone read it. I'd explain it a bit more, but that ruins the fun of it all.
>either mad or possessed psychopath
I think you're in the right mindset.

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>>7923814
>ywn experience marrying a cute motherfucking arctic foxgirl

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>>7923814
Good thing she's not my oshi or I may have had to crawl into a corner and die

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>>7923814
thank god this wasn't about my oshi, otherwise I might have died on the spot

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>>7934287
>>7934309
??? Did a timeline overlap or what?

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>>7934473
don't question it anon, it's for the better

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>>7934473
It'll only be really weird if he's also an onigiriya

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>>7925028
This but with (You) and Botan

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>>7925028
Okayu and Botan giving each other a grooming session, as cats do to show affection.

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>>7924954
Asking Fubuki to end your life.

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>>7925028
Hags openly discuss and "joke" about kidnapping and raping you. You take it as weird, off-colour humour until they start mentioning things they shouldn't know, like your morning routine and the layout of your apartment.

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>>7939364
And then you report it to the police and they get restraining orders on you. They try anyway and the police arrests them in front of your house.

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>>7928333
>>7931864
Basically what the other two Anons said. The spooky and mysterious mind control stuff was cool and well written, but the smut was a touch out of place. Not bad or anything, just oddly timed.

I'm a sucker for creepy Ina though, so it's hard to be impartial

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>>7939447
Shoo shoo scavengerfag. Make your own prompt.

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>>7939804
no

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>>7939364
That one sounds fun.

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>>7939364
>You laugh along with them as to not raise suspicion
>Make an excuse to slip away
>Door locked
>You feel multiple sets of eyes burning into your back
>Hag laughter intensifies

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>>7940532
>You peek over you computer screen at the scheming hags
>"Ha! I'd like to see you try!"
>quickly look back down at your online cart filled with new deadbolts and an alarm system
>panic when the delivery is gonna take a week

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>>7940725
>Fnaf with hags
I dig it honestly

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>>7940795
Does that imply that the bad end is them forcing you to become a hag too?

Like Lamy...?

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>>7941420
No need, I'm already a hag (male).

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>>7941420
Well it could also be them "eating" you, or sex to death. While good end is saving them from being hags (impregnation).

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>>7925028
Oyakodon sex with Ui mama and Subaru. In which Ui catches you and Subaru getting frisky, and decides to join under the guise of teaching Subaru how to do things properly. Hopefully including Ui criticizing Subaru for everything she does, making her feel bad.

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>>7941620
their hag status is based on age, not whether they have children or not

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>>7941716
Hag is not only based upon age, but also relationship and offspring status. I'd it's based on majority, so if you have 2 out of 3 you are a hag.

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>>7941420
>>7941620
Well it'd be more accurate to say that they're stuffing you inside them

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>>7942853
You have officially entered dangerous waters

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>>7942853
The hags use their hag magic to age regress (You) into a fetus, before pushing you back into their one of their wombs. There, you spend your time connected to your hag mother, feeding from her through the umbilical cord, feeling your heart and hers connected, slowly having your DNA overwritten with hers, until you eventually become the child of the hag, whereupon you are birthed once again.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna do that WW2 Ayame prompt. I wasn't gonna, cause I don't really watch her, but I unintentionally started blasting Midway by Sabaton at work so I'm in the mood to.

Rep time!~

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>>7925028
Reposting here in case the anon who made it as a note to self doesn't end up writing it. The idea of reading Fubuki's own rape/ryona fantasties is CRAZY hot to me.

A Fubuki pseudo-rape scenario where she completely submits and goes alone with her captor's desires. At the end of the fic, a short paragraph describing her sitting in her chair, panties 'round her ankles and her inner thighs covered in her love juices, breathing heavily as her body relaxes into post-orgasm bliss

it wasn't meant to be actual rape or blackmail, it was supposed to be a sort of twist at the end where she's just getting off to the thought of it and you've been reading her fantasies

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>>7945203
I didn't really realize how bad a fic can be when one doesn't watch the chuuba in question until I did my reps and realized my story was totally wrong. That being said... there's no way you can keep her personality in this scenario, it's basically gonna be a racist whore Ayame AU version I assume?

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>>7925028
Noel fighting and losing to a minotaur. Getting raped and being kept as its mating slave.

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>>7945652
>racist whore Ayame AU version
That's the real Ayame, what are you talking about?

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>>7945730
this but Noel is the minotaur

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>>7945730
this but orcs instead of a minotaur

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>>7945730
>>7945867
These but it's Flare instead of Noel

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>>7945652
Inb4 "you mean she isn't already" replies.
But you could spin it as Ayame as she was before hololive since this is about 80ish years in the past. She'll soften up after a life of getting dicked by (You) and she's joined hololive to try and find your reincarnation in the future

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>>7945203
are you doing the marriage version or aggressive dicking version? or both?

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>>7945652
I mean the prompt doesn't mention her being a whore at all, just a racist.

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>>7946170
It mentioned Ayame, so that's a given.

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>>7946242
This is set 80 years ago, very well could be before she was a whore.

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>>7945652
I mean, do you want Ayame cutely giggling while bullying gaijin and then whining like a kid when they bully her back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIgJzatMCM

No one ever describes it like that, and I never thought about accuracy, but like how else would you even begin to make it accurate to her personality?

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>>7945203
Include her having an absolutely vitriolic hatred for Korea

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>>7946366
She is 1500 years old, not only that but also an oni. Those are known for having no regard for others, stealing, raping, killing and destroying on whims. You should read up on Japanese folklore (read: play more FGO). She will always be a rapist whore who will guzzle up entire villages worth of cock and cum.

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>>7946631
This. If she wasn't already a cunt and a whore by personality, she'd be one by nature.

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>>7946749
Jesus anon, what did Ayame do to you?

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>>7946782
Killed my dad and fucked my dog

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>>7946782
is this your first day on /vt/ or is /wg/ the only thread you visit? ayame has a schizo rep here

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>>7946831
No, I know about that I just didn't really expect to see it in this thread

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>>7946631
>FGO
Ah so that's why you think they rape. Oni are different from western orcs/ogres, as far as I know they don't rape. Unless it's a Shuten Doji doujin plot of course.

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>>7946934
Surprise! The negative attitude towards her is greatly exaggerated at times, but it's still true few people like her!

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>>7947009
NTA but I simply don't like her because it seems like she gets some kind of wild special treatment, along with her seemingly uncaring attitude for Hololive. Honestly couldn't care less about her being a whore/taking advantage of gachikois/shitting her pants all the time from IBS.

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>>7945867
>>7945911
Okay these gave me an idea.
Holofantasy bad ends.
Minotaur Mother Noel: Noel mindbroken into a minotaur's slavewife. Her already massive mammaries growing in size to feed the herd of cows her minotaur master has breeded into her.
Orc Queen Flare: Joined a tribe of orcs after getting exiled from the forests and getting dicked down by them. She betrayed her old people and lead the orcs to burning down the forest elves. Flare now spends her days in a gangbang of orcs living within the ruins of her old home.
Inquisitor's Onahole Rushia: Her teacher and research in Necromancy were found early. Rushia was bound to be burnt at the stake. If it wasn't for the perverted desires of the head inquisitor she would have. She now lives as his toy, stripped of magic and bound to serve.
Can't think of anything creative for marine that isn't pirate whore, or for pekora that isn't either prison bitch or monster slave.

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its one thing to let funny rumors and rrats influence your writing, but you're basically just writing an OC if that's your only reference

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>>7946998
Idk man. I'll trust the doujins that all state that "Because I'm an oni, it's only natural i would rape you" as fact. They sure would know better than I do.

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>>7945652
Ehh, I wasn't planning on it really. I know the deal with her being a hyper-nationalist xenophobe is people running with her being a fairly traditional Japanese woman, so the latter will probably be closer to what I want go for. She'll still be pretty upset that there's a U.S soldier on the mainland, especially if she doesn't believe the war is over.

>>7946109
I'mma try both, but I won't promise anything in case it doesn't work out.

>>7946420
I can't imagine having to deal with the same fucking country for 1500 years. I'd snap over a drawing too!

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>>7947159
I was only joking when I posted the Flare Orc prompt but this sounds hot as fucking hell, dude. I won't beg you to write it because I don't want to pressure you, but I will say I will read them for SURE if you do

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>>7947219
Don't listen to them anon, doujins never lie.

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>>7946998
Isn't orcs raping actually an attribute born of doujins as well? I've also never heard of ogres doing it either

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I'm sure there's a perfectly mundane explanation for why this streamer who is contracted to stream thrice a week barely ever streams, seems to not care about any of the good or bad things that happen to people believed to be her friends, and blames internet outages while autistic fans track down contradictory league play history.
There are only so many chances a person can get while consistently presenting themselves like an asshole, and by this point, the nice narrative is the fanfiction.
It certainly doesn't help that Ayame has the worst fucking fans.

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>>7947562
Don't forget she wants clippers to delete nasty comments about her because they make her feel bad. I've eaten rice paper thicker than her skin.

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>>7947675
>>7947562
yeah but she's cute so I forgive her. She's not my oshi anyway so I could care less about how often she streams

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>>7947444
I think it's the fact that there's no female version of creatures like goblins, orcs, onis, etc... So it's safe to assume that they kidnap and rape human females to grow their kin.

Unbelievably hot btw

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Look I just want to cum in Ayame asshole alright

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>>7947781
finally, someone speaks some sense

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>>7947781
You'll have to book an appointment, I hear there's a month-long waiting list.

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>>7947760
most modern versions of goblins and orcs are based off the Tolkien versions which are made in vats but the rape interpretation is pretty hot

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>>7947781
I agree. I don't give a shit about what kind of person she is. I just want to fuck her senseless and hear her sexy voice choking on my dick.

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I want to saw off her horns after using them like handlebars and then stick them in her pussy and ass, making sure they puncture her flesh and letting her die from the resulting infection in a cold damp dungeon completely devoid of light.

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>>7947871
Holy motherfucking based

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>>7947871
I want to stick my dick in her pussy and ass

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I want to make her carry as many half white children in her womb as possible, ensuring that each and every one of her offspring is only half Nipponese. Forever staining her bloodline. Then I will raise each of our children with the goal that they also must exclusively mate with non-japanese people. So on and so forth until the amount of japanese in my progenies blood is so miniscule it's nearly nonexistent.

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I want to make her fall in love with me and become my loyal bride and have my children. I will then post about how I am the reason she barely streams to /vt/. They won't believe me, thinking I'm just another shitposter, but little do they know I'm balls deep in her while I post about how I'm balls deep in her.

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>>7948004
Colonial Australian from back in time, are you?

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>>7948004
I would jerk off a black guy's cock inside mine and store his cum in my balls, then I would rape Ayame and inseminate her with the other guy's sperm as to avoid having to waste my seed on this whore.

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>>7948144
Sadly I'm an P*lishI*alian trapped in Burgerstan.

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>>7948173
how the fuck are you just gonna inject another man's nut into your balls?

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>>7948209
By having the dude stick his weewee up the other guys weewee and then cumming

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>>7948209
Ever heard of docking? Or sounding? Worry not, I'll illustrate it for you!

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>>7948353
I've heard of both but I doubt that either one would work

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>>7948353
Wouldn't the cum just get stuck in the urethra?

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>>7948383
my man, this is a fanfiction. in particular its the fiction of someone who is obviously very very horny. anything is possible in such a reality

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>>7948464
How do you get turned on by thinking about having another man's semen injected into your balls and then impregnating someone with it?

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fucking christ.
There are 14 Menhera wrangler entries in the archive (13 if you dont count the directory) You my sir where one prolific writer. I think its tied with holoalt for most works to a series

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>>7949084
excuse me, not holo alt, holo fantasy

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>>7947760
Nah, the 'Kidnap and rape' idea was popularized by Goblin Slayer. I think DnD and 40k have goblins and orcs reproduce by spores, while other stories that didn't want to go the 'Living fungus' instead choose to just let goblins spawn from dungeons, pop up from the ground due to mana, or just have female gobs etc. But after Goblin Slayer there has been an influx of stories using the rape method, because it's an easy way to add extra meat to a story. And because it's hot

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>>7939716
People need to go watch/read more 80's horror. Clive Barker specifically.

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>>7949084
thanks for checking it out, and I hope that you enjoy reading the series. I genuinely don't think it's as long as HF if you consider the wordcount per chapter, and on top of that HF is still ongoing whereas my series has ended.

If there's anything you would like to comment about the series, I'd be happy to hear it out!

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>>7950328
Just wish it had more Pekora, otherwise excellent series anon

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>>7940795
>fnaf with hags
You read my fucking mind. It's sort of the idea I had when reading the initial prompt - being trapped in a location and doing everything you can to try and outlast/stay hidden within the office as you wait for something like power/cell service to come back so you can call for help. Only to hear one thing, look a direction, turn back and see half of Botan's face staring in the room at you from around the doorframe, having finally located you after being given the run around for hours.

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When I think about it, isn't swallowing cum a pretty weird fetish? Those are baby making organisms you're swallowing, it's like... eating uncooked babies. It also tastes awful and hurts the lining of your stomach, giving you stomach aches. So what is it with us wanting to make chuubas eat our cum? Why do we find this hot, but not cumming over food and forcing them to eat it? It's basically the same thing

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>>7952559
>Giving you stomach aches
You speaking from experience?

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>>7952642
NTA but I remember when my ex first swallowed my unborn children, she complained of stomach ache a while after too

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>>7952559
Don't even bother. All that these people care about is Fubuki and anal. They can't understand the logic behind more superior fetishes like gokkun.

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>>7952697
Then open up a word processor ye fuckin' vulture.

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>>7952749
I've posted many stories here you filthy asoomer, in fact, I'm writing a gokkun fic right now. Doesn't change the fact that what I said is true and (You) getting so defensive about it only proves my point further. You simply can't comprehend it.

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>>7952559
Why ruin good food by splattering yohr baby batter all over it?

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>>7952813
Who said it ruins it? Don't knock it till you try it.

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>>7952697
True, that. Don't care about your shit-tier fetish unless it's got fox asshole in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Between Senchou and the hags, who is more desperate for (you)r seed?

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>>7955172
Senchou is just horny for a cock in her, not necessarily children (yet). The hags are the ones who will stop at nothing to sate their biological needs for offspring.

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>>7925028
(You) and your gf Amelia get into an argument and with tear filled eyes she exits through a time portal thingy. After a minute or 2 you see that some items in the house momentarily become transparent, fearing that Amelia might be thinking of preventing your relationship from ever happening, you dig through her stuff and find a device which would allow you to chase after her. Through out this journey you may become the cause for infamous events in human and internet history (for example: it was actually (you) who took a shet and didn't flush DISGUSTEN)
Will you finally catch up to her? Will you make up with her? And was she actually even planning something like that?

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>>7952559
I have an insatiable, all-consuming desire to impregnate every part of the white fox. This naturally includes her stomach.

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slow day today

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>>7952642
Yes. You're telling me you've never eaten your own cum? And yet you expect others to do it? I know just how horrible it really tastes, and can therefore appreciate it even more when someone eats my cum willingly. Truly, a feat of love

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>>7959797

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>>7959797
>he eats his own cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>7959797
>he eats his own cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>7959797
>he consumes his own baby batter fresh from source

[Anonymous No.]

>>7959797
I make other Anons eat my cum, dude. I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

"Anon does not deserve the light, he deserves peace."
Anon, what is your description of eternal peace?

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>>7961973
Death. Or a perfect Heaven where you can never feel sad or hurt again

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>>7961973
Sitting next to Fubuki by the beach. No talking, just enjoying the sounds of the sea and each other's warmth.

I don't need anything more. This is more than enough for me.

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>>7961973
Sleep. I'm happiest when I'm dreaming. Everything is the best there. Fun adventures, strange sights. Peace for me is being able to rest long, long hours.

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>>7961973
peace is a subjective term, but if you ask me what it is, it is being able to sit/lie down next to your oshi, seeing them safe and sound, and you need not worry about anything for the moment. In this instance, the only that matters is you and her. That, to me, is peace.

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>>7961973
Lazing around under a clear blue sky. It bolsters my mood immediately and it makes me feel at peace.

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>>7961973
Aqua had been gone for a long while and in her absence, I found solace in watching Fubuki and I came to love her almost as much as Aqua. But now that Aqua is back, I realised I feel at peace the most when I'm watching Aqua and imagining various fluffy scenarios with her. God I missed my onion so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7962632
This man
I agree with this man

[Anonymous No.]

So many ideas, so little time. I wish I could just shoot a beam from my head and automatically spit my ideas onto paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>7961973
Watching your oshi's sleeping face since you still have an hour before work, but make that one hour forever. Or not having to think for the rest of your life since Rushia just revived you as her immortal thrall/lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
the Irys futa prompt, but with the addenum that the gods shown in holoenOmen are all her children after impregnating various figures of death and life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOWi6Pclr48

[Anonymous No.]

>>7963136
Hey, we might have this technology within a decade or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>7961973
a state where i am able to mentally accept and adapt to all external forces

ie the concept of inner tranquility

[Anonymous No.]

>>7943100
Well more accurately your dick. What >>7943168
said is just utter wtf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7963136
i'd be happy with just being able to shoot a beam from my head honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7964566
I worded it quite poorly, that much is true. I probably should have waited until I woke up a bit more before replying to the thread. I still stand by the idea though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7961973
peace is when you can lie down and not worry about anything, not think about the things you need to do an hour from now or by the end of the week, peace is when you live in the moment appreciating things that surround you right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7947291
I dunno for all we knew she just chilled in one of the mountainous areas being hyper getting into fights and getting shitfaced.
Hell would she even really notice modern Japan? she apparently fucked off to some demon realm (one them Makai type places) ages ago so her popping out to Japan modern musta been weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
Sora invoking her rights as the daisenpai and cucking her kouhai on their wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7964914
>Sora cucking Aqua greentext but it's on her wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7961973
Snug and comfortable in the warm, wet prison that is Lamy's colon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7964965
Imagine blowing your load into Sora as Aqua starts to cry because she's already came to watching her daisenpai ride her man better than she ever could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7965324
But Anon still loves Aqua, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7966922
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7967106

[Anonymous No.]

>>7966922
The only right answer is that he gets both Sora and Aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7966922
That would imply she is lovable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7967542
Yes. Yes she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7967679
Tell me what you want to do to her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968583
Care for! Support! Hug! Snuggle! Cuddle! Kiss! Hold! Pet! Fluster! Become jaded with as the magic fades. Start to hate, bit by bit, as time goes on and her small annoying habits begin to grate on you more and more. Feel angered with when they keep cutting into your free time more and more even when you just need a small break. Feel sick over as your love for her mixes with brewing resentment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968583
I want to neglect her and make her hunger for affection. I want to make her emotionally dependent on me to the point where she has a mental breakdown if I'm not with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968583
Gently bully, impregnate, then marry the retard. After a few years start running dread game on her or the marriage won't last. Something like "hey I'm not sure about us". Leave it for an hour while she panics. Then when she's left a bunch of voice messages just say "sorry typo". Vague - she'll be relieved but still on her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968740
You, uhh... didn't have to go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968583
Show her unconditional love and support, make her feel happiness. Then make her think that I'm going to leave her, awakening her yandere side and as a result having her by my side forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968740
This is a sadder idea than any of the abuse stories written

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968878
Everyone wants a cute needy girl like Aqua until it's time to face what they're really like, the longer it goes on. But also this is just venting, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969030
because it's realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969036
>But also this is just venting, I guess.
Didja marry your oshi, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968941
Yandere Aqua unironically sounds more appealing than most yandere holos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969092
Menhera attacks are something that should only be experienced at arm's length as a spectator on the internet. Not something you need to be involved with directly. It only gets worse as soon as they become dependent on you. Everyone thinks "wow a person literally obsessed with me who always wants to talk to me is hot!!!", myself included. It's a thought born of ignorance, as reality is often far worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028

Ina seeks the Ancient One's help in her priestly duties in spreading the word of the eldritch on stream, praise be.

They bestow upon her two massive boons. ...correction, two massive boobas.

cue the public exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7952559
>not cumming over food and forcing them to eat it? I
Ha, but this is also my fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7968583
Be persistent in working through her autism and menhera issues, tough loving her as a form of pressure to break and rebuild her character(but in a good way). I may end up as more of a cruel parent but sometimes you must use the stick instead of the carrot. Even if I end up hated by her, if it helps build her character and improve herself, then I consider my duty fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969293
True...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969293
You make a valid point but helping a menhera fix her problems just seems so hot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969270
https://files.catbox.moe/a9t86f.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>7970316
you can't fix a menhera's problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>7970358
You'll never be able to tell if Yandere Aqua is legit until she stabs you for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>7969293
Complete emotional dependence is cute initially - being fawned over by a girl who just likes you that much feels great while you're in that honeymoon phase. The issue is that it becomes unhealthy very quickly when that dependence turns into obsession then jealousy. People need a certain level of personal space but those behaviors are grating, sometimes slowly and sometimes quickly. Women can be complete manipulating psychos when they want to be.

As much as I'd love to say I could take in the onion, love her and nurture her into being a fully functional self-sufficient person I think she'd just be so clingy and desperate that her dependence would get worse.

t. someone who dated a woman like that and was threatened by her with her suicide on an almost weekly basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7970977
Exactly. I've been in the same boat. It' s only good at first. It becomes incredibly emotionally and mentally taxing. I love Aqua but I also know that dating her would be fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7959856
>>7959952
>>7960521
>>7961566
>>7961569
NTA but trying out your cum once or twice isn't really that bad. Better than fingering your ass or something. In my case, I was tired of post nut clarity telling me not to try the cum in my hand so I put my legs against the wall, my dick hanging directly over my head and went to town. The cum hit my mouth for the most part and I tell you, it's not great. If I were to describe it, it tastes like warm and slightly thicker snot, with a extra touch of saltiness. As anon said, it requires a great deal of love for one to willingly eat that for you.

I did it a second time too to record giving myself a facial and see how it looks like, but obviously deleted it after

[Anonymous No.]

>>7970714
its always the ones babbling in the corner that you think are too dumb to understand what you're saying

[Anonymous No.]

Have no idea where the inspiration came from but I've been hit with the urge to write Haachama working in Hell's Kitchen under Gordon Ramsay as he viciously berates her for trying to use tarantula legs in a risotto and other wacky scenarios.

Either that or a more laid back British Kitchen Nightmares Episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972237
Haachama explaining her dish in Haachama-english

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972743

The thoughts of her describing an insect-infused beef wellington in broken Haachama-english warms the cockles of my heart.

Wonder if it's possible for her to be so unbearably cute that even Gordon couldn't get mad at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972237
>"This is, Aah, Ice cream with twist!"
>Gordan, putting a spoonful of the desert in his mouth "What's the twist?"
>"Tarantula!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7971347
...
why is /wg/ like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>7974191
Hardly a /wg/ thing. More like "why is4chan like this?"

[Anonymous No.]

There's hasn't been any good influx of smut for a while now huh? What's your excuse? Has your horny drive burned out? I wanna blow my load ffs. I can't even use my own stuff, cmon now, I'm relying on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7976324
I just wrote some like two threads ago and there was Selen stuff last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7976324
MatthewAnon is working on Petting Your Fox 2, or so he claimed in the last thread.
Given how good the first one was, I'd recommend waiting for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

(You) are called out by %oshi_name%, but you reflexively avoid her. You remember being in the same class as her, however, you also remember everyone bullying you. Even if you don't explicitly recall her participating in bullying, you still associate her with that dark period of your life. As such, you are really crass and jaded, coming into contact with other people as you need.
So you confront her and tell her to fuck off, but she's incredibly persistent. You put up with her desperately trying to be your friend, constantly on guard. She might just be trying to butter you up, to fish out some of your personal secrets to laugh about. But she seems kind of honest about it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7976324
I'm saving my cum for 3 blows in a row for Petting Your Fox 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7977592
Yea, I do. Glad you’re looking forward to it. It will be done - in fact, most of it already is.
I’m just on vacation right now, so progress is a bit slow and I want to take my time with the closure.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to sincerely thank the loli polka sex fluff author for taking so long to make part 2. A while ago I said I wouldn't cum until it came out. I kept true to my word and I haven't nut since then This is the longest I've ever gone without jacking off and I owe it all to you. I look forward to the day when I can release all of my pent up semen to Polka's cunny. Thank you for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7979984
He released it like a week ago in AO3 bro. You're missing out on it. That was like what? 3-4 threads ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980180
Wait really? You mind dropping a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980180
I don't remember that, link please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980180
Hold on a second, you're lying! There's no pt2 on ao3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980180
Wait wtf I did?! When?!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Beatani. I want to cum inside Beatani. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980499
truly a shining gem in the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>7979984
Also, damn anon, I'm sorry. I hope your unintentional nofap is at least giving you some clarity. Are you doing your lifting reps?

I hope to write something that will be worth your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980708
Yeah, I've been feeling better and going to the gym more. I would continue my nofap but I feel like I owe it to myself to nut to Polka cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980708
Do the right thing anon. Don't ever release it. Let anon continue his nofap journey infinitely. Do you really wish to destroy his streak? Having someone go nofap for you is much better than him blowing his load to it, isn't it? In the long run you'd help him much more. Keep it to yourself, forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7979003
>Initially, you overthink her kindness and snub her at every opportunity.
>Put up with it because it’s the only meaningful human interaction you get on a daily basis and well, it feels kinda nice.
>Over time you soften up a bit around her and start talking about yourself.
>One day, the landlords come to collect your long overdue monthly fees.
>Shuffling to the door, you can hear them whispering about a smelly balding NEET living off of their parents’ money in this apartment.
>It doesn’t take half a brain to figure out who they’re talking about.
>Sighing, you grip the handle of the door until you hear two light slaps and a very angry oshi ranting about how “He’s not a shut-in, he just prefers to work from home! He might smell a little, but it’s just from his untreated Trimethylaminuria!”.
>Your eyes get prickly as things quiet down outside.
>”Anooooon are you awake? I’ve come to hang ouuut. The landlords went to do something else and said they’d be back later in the day, I also baked you a cake!”.
>Tell her while stifling sobs a hopefully believable excuse to get her to leave so she doesn’t see you on the verge of crying.
>She reluctantly agrees and you silently make a resolution to turn your life around.
>A few months pass with you getting a real job, going out more often, and finally crafting yourself into something that vaguely resembles a healthy working adult.
>Strangely your oshi doesn’t come visit once in those months, but your class reunion is coming up soon and you’re bound to find her there.
>At the party you ask and look around for your oshi or a means to contacting her.
>”Oh Anon you didn’t know? She got into a hit and run accident on XX/15!”
>The day you asked her to leave.
>”A shame really, she was… Anon? Where are you going?”
>Devastated, you get into your car and go home to retrieve your firearm.
>Running out into the woods with gun in hand, you collapse into a crying mess of tears, snot, and sweat.
>You steel yourself and put the gun to your temple and pull on the trigger.
>And yet your finger does not obey.
>You try again and again and again and again and again.
>And yet… there’s something holding you back… Her smile through the peephole since you last saw her, her comforting words, her everything.
>You quietly give up on ending it all and throw your gun as hard as possible into the woods.
>Your gun misfires into your face as it hits the ground ending your life instantly.
Feedback appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980777
Checked, but no, I must write about deflowering the fluffy clown in delicious detail as (you) make her into a grown woman.

>>7980759
When I was writing a few of my stories I did abstain for a few days, and gotta say that it does work. Cranking out a handful a day really does drain your will to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7979900
Bless you, MatthewAnon! I knelt a long time ago and I continue to kneel!
Please enjoy your vacation! Don't rush it at all, just enjoy yourself and take as much time as you need! I'll be here to read it whenever it's ready!

[Anonymous No.]

>new matthewanon story soon
Time for a few new 'my favorite story is x' posts where x is the new tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982646
You know it!
In my defense though - it's not my fault MatthewAnon's stories are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7980785
A real roller coaster of emotions. Good work, I especially enjoyed the ending.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love writing this bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7984893
what are you writing
>>7982892
It's certainly something. Incredible quality, consistently. It's almost a little disheartening. I know, "holy shit two cakes!", but man.

[Anonymous No.]

Not chuuba related, I just wanted to share something anonymously because it was a hard day. I've never tried poetry. Allow me to blogpost, just this once.


Those hands that reached out to mine at every step and every crossing,
In due time out of adolescent bashfulness I haughtily pushed away.
Those same hands I now reach out to in my time of mourning,
Have vanished and left me aimless and astray.

Each confident step I took in of carving my own route, sure and proud,
Were only strides because I knew you were there, standing readily behind.
Yet now if I ever find myself falling amidst this world of a crowd,
In your place not one in a million would pay me any mind.

Back then all of my victories or failures were not just mine to bear,
But now that you have since moved on, all I'm left with is paper with whom to share.
All the devotion and care I took for granted when I was of good health,
While sick leaves in my heart only a want insatiable by any value of wealth.

Because of all the things bought and paid for in service to Mammon,
Even those worth a damn, with no equal and no substitution,
Can't ever even compare to life's most sacred, ancient institution,
Something all living creatures yearn for from birth: and that is your love, Mom.

.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7984893
writing thread btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985084
High school anime bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985084
yep. there's a number of authors here who are so crazy good it makes you think 'why bother'

[Anonymous No.]

>>7971347
>it tastes like warm and slightly thicker snot
NOT SALTY COINS AND MILK!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985105
it was beautiful. i'm very sorry for your loss, anon. i don't want to imagine the pain you're going through atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985406
>yep. there's a number of authors here who are so crazy good it makes you think 'why bother'
Ever thought that those authors were once in that same position of thinking 'why bother' when faced with others who were more skilled?

Just write, don't compare your work with someone else's - just read through them and absorb what you think they did better than you and keep it in mind next time you write something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7986022
I saw something someone said the other day and it really stuck to me.
>"The artist who does not envy his peers is bound to never improve."
kind of like a "Grass is greener on the other side" situation, but one in which seeing the neighbor's grass makes you go
> "Damn, that looks nice... So much better than mine. Maybe I should learn from what he does so that my grass will become green and healthy like his too!"
In the world of art, one will always compare to the other, and wish he was as good. That's natural, some may even call it healthy even; so long as you don't punch yourself down from it. Fuck yeah, these guys are so much better than me. My work may be shit now but I will work to become like them, one day.

I'm feeling motivational cause I just learned how to draw stockings and it looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985406
I mean, I think a lot of these authors you’re thinking about probably feel the same way. Most people think that their writing is a lot worse than it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7923814
(You) constantly have to tell your chuuni classmates that no, they do not have special powers or demons within them or something stupid like that. That is until you are kidnapped by a BBEG and only your classmates, who actually DO have the powers they said they did, can save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
>>7987543
Fucking god dammit retard idiot clicking the wrong fucking post. How can I be this goddamn stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985105
I feel the same about mine anon. Good writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
fucking Irys with a bag over her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985623
Thanks for those words. I's been a year today; it was a rough one, for a lot of reasons. Just felt like getting it off my chest, even though I write a little letter "to her" every month to keep me sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7988710
>She only lets you fuck her if you call her pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985105
This actually brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for sharing and sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7988897
>convincing her that she's so ugly that you're the only person that will ever fuck her and then making her have degrading sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7988932
>Ends with you being mindbroken and getting her pregnant
>Every day must look at your children and call them beautiful along with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>7989054
>one day you snap and beat her and your kids so badly their faces are disfigured
>they actually look a little less ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7989192
>Beat them until they all somehow become beautiful
>Want to make amends with them now that you can look at them without choking down vomit
>They obviously hate you and want nothing to do with you
>You are now alone, your now attractive family hates your guts and wants nothing to do with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7989255
>you track them down and beat them back into being ugly
>they begrudgingly come back to live with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7989054
>Wake up one day realizing the utter abominations you have created.
>Attempt to kill them but get subdued by their monstrous strength.
>IRyS comes down and pats your head.
>Suggests the only obvious solution.
>Mindbreaking oyakodon ensues.
> Another generation of "beautiful" children are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7991478
>The new generation, being a higher percentage human and not disgusting Demon/Angel mutt mix, are actually good looking enough to not make you want to kill yourself upon seeing them
>IRyS and first gen kids get jealous that you actually enjoy spending time with the second gen (grand)kids
>IRyS and first gen slaughter them
>Nothing can save you from your beautiful wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
You and your wife (one of the holos) have a 16 year old daughter that comes out to you guys as wanting to become Lamy

[Anonymous No.]

What the fug is wrong with you niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>7991683
what exactly are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7991683
we like writing fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>7991683
I'm lonely and autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>7991658
>Fubuki drops her cup of tea
>Starts screaming and crying
>"NO! NOOO! NOT MY BABY GIRL!"
>Hands shaking you crumple up your newspaper
>Putting out your tobacco pipe you stand from your recliner
>"How DARE you! After ALL your Mother and I have DONE for you!?"
>"Get out."
>Your daughter stumbles back and tries to say something
>"NO! GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU AREN'T THE DAUGHTER WE RAISED! WE HAVE NO DAUGHTER!"
>"M-Mom D-Dad pleas-"
>"NO! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL? WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR OLDER BROTHER?"
>Fubuki rushes to a family picture
>"H-he was the perfect son......."
>"Why can't you be like your brother?"
>"M-Mom D-Dad he's gone.... please the accident wasn't your fault...."
>Fubuki gasps and starts wailing even harder now
>"How DARE you. WE HAVE NO DAUGHTER! GET. OUT."
>Your daughter begrudgingly scurries away, never to be seen again
>You fall to the ground and cradle Fubuki and the old family picture
>You fail to hold back your tears
>Your eyes rest on the family photo
>You, your beautiful wife Fubuki, the daughter you no longer have, and your son
>Ryan Gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>7985406
For me, it feels like as the stories increase in quality, the standards for what people enjoy has gotten so high and out of my reach that I couldn't keep up. I can't do much anymore because I can't tell where if I made something good enough to meet the general's standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992147
I enjoy just about every story posted here. I don't know about everyone else but my standards aren't too high for a fanfiction writing thread. You'd have to write something insultingly terrible for me not to enjoy it and that'd probably be harder than writing something on par with the stories you compare yours to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992127
poor Ryan

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992512
It wan't fair what done happend ta that boy I tell yew hwat

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992575
I can't believe he died after hearing that his favorite vtuber had a boyfriend! How could she do that to him?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992147
Don't worry too much about trying to impress a bunch of randos on the internet. What matters is that you have fun with what you're doing. If other people happen to like what you make, that's just gravy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992147
Are you the author of Grab As Much (As You Can)?

[Anonymous No.]

To the anon that wrote smut. Yes you, the anon who wrote smut reading this right now.

I came

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992812
No you didn't, stop lying. Though I know someone did. I don't need your pity, you're not making anyone feel better by doing that. I need not your pity you damn FOOL! You DARE? What is a man? A miserable little pile of foolish assumptions. But enough talk! Begone with ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992860
Sorry writeanon, but you can't deny the reality of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992860
Tell me what smut you wrote and I will jack off to it right now

[Lamy No.]

We need more Lamy fication smut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992939
Enjoy vacation Lamy......

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992969
I ain't no snitch. Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992980
Nah but some cunt in here probably is

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992998
the jannies will find it eventually, it might be up for a while longer though

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992147
well, you can also just think of it as all writeanons being cringe for writing fanfiction of chuubas in the first place. Just keep doing your writing reps, and if it's liked, (you)s will come like a landslide. If they don't, well just attribute it to schizos haven't taken their meds yet. You've got to be fearless/wrong in the head in some way since you're posting on this website in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7925028
Convincing Lamy that your cum is alcoholic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992918
Sigh. Guess it's time to come clean and link it all together?
Futile Lamyntations, ERROR.exe, CocoGura MoriShion Futa fuckfest, Marine's Curiosity, Holohybrids, Matsuri wakes up from a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993092
alright give me a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993092
Oh I've definitely cum to at least half of those anon.

[Anonymous No.]

alright anons 'fess up, which works of smut in the archives have you nutted to? Let the writeanons know they've jacked you off virtually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993271
too many to list

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993271
Nearly all of them aside from the scat/brap ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993092
Alright I just nutted to a combination of ERROR.exe and Marine's curiosity. Now apologize for being a filthy liar >>7992860.

[Lamy No.]

>>7993271
All of the Holofantasy ones Nenes morning milk petting your fox a few others

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993271 Putting in more effort than the fags above me

Interrogation (4 times)
Luna's Assistant (3 times)
Whoops (3 times)
BearHug trilogy (1 time)
Neverending lust (2 times)
Matsuri's baby carrot (4 times)
Matsuri's baby carrot and disastrously tight ass(2 times)
Nursing catto (2 times)
Jerk Off (1 time)
Bibi's valiant battle (2 times)
Twapper Acrasia (1 time)
Shion grows a spear (2 times)
Futowa's night out (1 time)
Devilish deeds (1 time)
No longer a third wheel (1 time)

That should be all of them. I've touched probably twice as many stories but as far as load blowing quality, these are the ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7992939
LAMY THE BOARD COLOUR

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993491
That's 30 hags you didn't fertilize

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993768
He has failed them.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I also wanked to Pollatio one time.

>>7993768 I have no particular interest in hags, as you can see by my selection of tight, young virgins that I wanked to.

[Anonymous No.]

listen, the only thing I know about Bea is that she apparently wants a dick to impregnate her listeners

[Anonymous No.]

>>7994093
I want Bea to savagely impregnate my asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7994048
>Hags
>Not virgin
Anon you do know if a woman goes a certain amount of time without sex, especially love filled babymaking sex, she reverts back to being a virgin. You do know, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7993768
No one cares about Hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7994300
I care.

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>>7994366
Do you really or are you only looking for a quick fuck?

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I sometimes wonder if anons who frequent the archive could identify which stories are written by the same person just from their writing style or something.

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Writing a longer fic and got hit with writer's bloc. Any anons here got some advice? Shit sucks.

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>>7994439
Take a break. Writing's like farting, if you force it it turns to shit. Get your mind on something else, maybe you'll have an epiphany or you'll catch something you hadn't thought of before.

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>>7994399
Nah quick fucks only lead to feeling like shit. Glad I figured that out pretty quick. I want love and a big family.

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>>7994406
no

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>>7993351
Cum to Holohybrids or go home. I'll take no interest in thee until you do.

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>>7994406
Actually yeah, at least I think I can. See I was reading Holofantasy in the archive, right? And then after finishing that I saw that there was another story called Holofantasy chapter 2, and while I was reading it I realized that the writing style was way too similar to be two different Anons. Personally I think all of Holofantasy is written by the same Anon.

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>>7994480
Thanks for the advice and interesting analogy lol

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>>7994734
Here's a better analogy: I have shit in my ass. Now I want you to write a text with 300 words or more about how this analogy applies to writing and how revolutionary it is. I expect to see it at my table my tomorrow morning.

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>>7994748
Mr. Anon always was the worst English teacher...

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>>7994822
But I'll be damned if he didn't teach us how to write better. Fucking fag teacher........

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>>7925028
Nene trying to steal (You) away from your wife, (insert chuuba here) because she's convinced that you are her husband.

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>>7984893
Who?

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>>7994406
If someone tried to break down the paragraphs and analyse them then yeah, probably, but if they're just casually reading a story I doubt it.

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>>7994406
Why would you ever do that?

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>>7947162
Do we have any yandere Reine?

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>>7947871
I'm pretty sure there's a hentai doujin of this scenario.

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>>7995142
nevermind, found it, victim girls 25 by asanagi

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>>7993271
ALL THE FUBUKI ONES.

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>>7995315
Who?

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>>7995331
OMELAS, SEQUELS AND FAN SEQUELS: 27 TIMES
FUBUKI CHALLENGE: 12 TIMES
FLUFFY: 3 TIMES
FRIENDS TO (RELUCTANT) LOVERS: 4 TIMES
EXPOSURE THERAPY: 27 TIMES
PETTING YOUR FOX: 86 TIMES
MARATHON SEX WITH MY FRIEND!: 11 TIMES
RYONA PLAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!: 14 TIMES
FUBUKI'S HERO: TWICE
A FOX'S TRAGIC ASSISTANT: 5 TIMES
LATE NIGHT CUDDLES: 6 TIMES
BITTERSWEET: 8 TIMES
FOX FAMILY: 43 TIMES
FOX FAMILY BONDING!: 52 TIMES
RIDE: 102 TIMES

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>>7995499
Who?

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>>7995544

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>>7995555

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New thread
>>7995609

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>>7995331
>>7995544
>>7995555
>>7995592
Ok this time I am certain this is earlyfag OP trying to speed up bump limit.

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Post a line of dialogue out of context and see who can guess which story it's from.