Hololive girls you can defeat in a 1v1 hand to hand fight

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No magic, no special tools, no extra limbs. Just you, the hololive girl, and your two fists.

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>>8078307
Idk but Suisei will probably rape you if you try to punch her.

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>>8078307
>he can't even remove the watermark

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>>8078307
Since Mrkoro is a boxer I don't she would go down without a fight, the rest would get KO'd with a headbutt

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Losing a fistfight to a Japanese girl would be pretty embarrassing. Mori, Ame, and maybe Korone could at least give you a couple hits to make you regret picking a fight even if they didn't outright win but the rest, not much.

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>>8078550
>Mori
I can't even imagine her throwing a punch

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>>8078459
I'm on my phone (at work right now) so the only way to get a full sized picture is to use the download link from the site and that comes with the watermark.

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>>8078307
They're all gonna lose my COCK

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Roboco is a robot, and one designed for war. Not only would she embarrass you, youd throw one punch and break your hand.

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>>8078307
Nene could beat the fuck out of me as I would be completely incapable of punching someone as cute as Nenechi.

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>>8078595
>posting as a phone faggot

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>>8078610
>Not only would she embarrass you, youd throw one punch and break your hand.
Maybe that would happen to you but I would beat her in a fight easily

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>>8078307
Defeat Korone? You serious? Her roommate literally does boxing, has infinity energy and a fucking baseball bat at home.

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>>8078533
She's still a tiny Jap woman, I'd slap her around like I'd slap the rest of them around and then have my way with their defenceless bodies. And if hentai as taught me anything after I rape them enough they will come to love me, and will never report me to the police.

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>>8078664
So? I also box, I'm sure I can knock the teeth out of that bitch.

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>>8078664
Unless she is nationally ranked any normal sized male would beat the fuck out of her no problem. This is also a real fist fight, no pussy shit like boxing gloves or baseball bats allowed.

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>>8078379
Oh boy I hope my 5 pound brass knuckles won’t slow me down

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>>8078307
All of them except Suisei, because I'd let her beat me up.

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>>8078307
Every man should strive to be strong and fast enough to chase down their oshi and carry her off caveman style whilst defeating any would-be defenders.
If you are too fat or weak or low T to achieve this, put down the burger, stop being gay, and start working out. I'm not trying to belittle or shame anyone. I just think you will regret the day you have the opportunity to run off with your oshi caveman style but lack the physical ability to do so.

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I'm gonna beat every Holo and then pull a Rance

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Are we answering in the context of fighting the VTuber or the VTuber's soul/roommate?

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>>8079007
The vtuber, although if that changes anything you're probably a little bitch.

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>>8078307
They're all just pixels and polygons. All it takes for me to beat them is to detach my monitor and headphones.

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>>8078706
Woah, are you like 6'3 and jacked or something?

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>>8078307
Yes anon I can beat up women?

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>>8078748
>>8078790
>tied behind my back

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>>8078307
One time in school there was a shot put contest and not only could I not do it from behind the line like everyone else but I scored lower than most girls. That being said I am incredibly dangerous and could decimate all of them.

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>>8079118
Noel is supposed to be strong enough to throw an entire dragon in the lore so I don't think I could beat her. I could knock her roommate out in one punch though.

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>>8078307
i'm a Man, anon, i would never hit a woman

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>>8078706
Nah Mrkoro would genuinely fuck you up.

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>>8083022
she's a small japanese girl, I could pick her up and punt her

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>>8083022
You're either a woman or a little faggot if you really think korone could beat me in a fight.

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>>8083022
You do know korone just practices boxing, right? As in punches the bag with gloves on. It's not like she's ever been in a real fight.

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>>8078307
>Mr Koro
She does boxing and is fit as hell. She'd beat your scrawny ass.

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>>8083454
It's not the size of the fight in the dog, it's the size of the dog in the fight

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>>8078307
I just want to beat up ayame.

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>>8078307
Yeah I'm on my 2nd dan for Atemi Jujitsu and Kyokushin. Maybe a little stuggle with korone because she does boxing

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>>8078533
I'd just pick her up and carry her. She aint gonna do shit

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>>8078592
You know Mori is IRL a bigger, stockier girl?
she at least has momentum and weight if she doesn't have form.

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>>8078706
Mr Koro is a true sadist she would put both her thumbs into your eye sockets and laugh as you cry and ask her please to stop. Then she will cut your yubis and take them as trophies.

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>>8078307
>festival, marine, and choco
probably would rape you instead of fight you
>coco
tall as hell and a dragon, no chance
>mr. koro and suisei
would pummel you, potentially a chance
>everyone else
easy win
>shion
easy win + rapeable

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Incels actually believe korone would beat /fit/

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>>8078307
after watching towa's ring fit today, i think she could kick me to death.

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>>8087349
careful with your words, anon.

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I would probably cum in my pants and lose the will to fight

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>>8087300
>>probably would rape you instead of fight you
girls can't rape boys, I would beat them
>tall as hell and a dragon, no chance
she's not that tall and I probably weigh more than her
>mr. koro and suisei
girls don't know how to punch, and before you start spouting some bullshit about korone practicing boxing tell me how many actual matches she's had
>shion
>easy win + rapeable
I have no interest in raping them, that's disgusting.

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>>8097973
>I have no interest in raping them
fag.

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>>8078307
probably all of them could take me on.
t. 5'4 and flabby.

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>>8078307
Lore wise little bit more than half of them have something supernatural in nature so they would probably win easily against anyone here, roomates wise though? they are literally like 1.60 or smaller Japanese girls, of course even the average neet here could demolish them

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>>8078791
You need brass knuckles? How much of a pussy are you?

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>>8078307
Polka and Haachama aren't scared of death. Korone could kick anyone butt if she really wanted to. Most of them would be easy but there still a few like Iofi and Risu who I feel I'd get away with some scars or a broken something at lest.

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>>8087106
fat

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>>8100637
You weak ass little bitch, Don't call yourself a man.

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I feel like everyone in this thread is a solid 2 decades younger than me, what the fuck.

Also Koro-san would absolutely hold her own, assuming you aren't the rare anon that truly does lift.

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>>8078307
>>8078706
Any man who brags about beating up girls is 100%, undoubtedly an insecure faggot that would get out-alpha'd in any male circle. Sounds like you have some weird rape fetish, which is fine if you are jerking off online but the way you're talking it sounds like you're referring to their roommates so not only are you a faggot, you're a psychotic faggot.

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>>8083988
To add onto my previous reply. I'm 176cm and weigh 68kg. How fucked am I?

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>>8078620
I'd just throw her and kiss

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>>8079118
It kinda does. Even with the restrictions, some of them are just canonically super strong physically.

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>>8101912
I purely like it for me teaching and sparring. Bare-knuckle is a no go however

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1. I don’t hit women.
2. If I had a chance to meet them, I would for an autograph.

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>>8103447
I don't hit women either but hypothetically I would fucking destroy them

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>>8078307
>tfw Korone will never punch you in the face at full strength

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>>8103447
Honestly, just judo throw them

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>Kanata
Better knock her out before she can grip you.
>Coco
No chance.

>Shion
Rape.

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>>8078379
>rape me
Sign me up

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I assume Ina knows a little taekwondo?

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>>8087106
>stockier
I'd guess Ame is "stockier" iykwim

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>>8078307
lol everyone in /vt/ should be able to do that. That's the bare minimum. Can anyone in here not beat up a girl if you had to?

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>>8115699
what if some of us gasp are girls

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>>8101912
>Insecure about jokes of any kind.
>Tries to turn it into a positive point.

Go back you steaming faggot.

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>>8078706
You must be 18 to post here

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Polka would sit on top of anon and kill him

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>>8078307
I'm confident I can jump-kick most of them in the face, if I'm allowed to use legs.

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>>8078307
Korone would unironically kill you

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>>8119530
If a half dog girl (and she doesn't even have sharp teeth or paws) would beat you then you're a little bitch and you should be at the gym attempting to lift 2lb dumbbells instead of wasting away at your computer.

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>>8119621
Nice projection faggot, no wonder you're stuck in this thread answering to every anon that takes a jab at what you already demonstrated is a very fragile ego

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>>8119530
I can get her on the ground without taking any steps

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>>8078550
Ame was homeless once. If it's not a friendly bout she will use every dirty trick in the book. If you go for rape and don't secure her hands she will take at least one of your eyes.

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>>8078533
>Since Mrkoro is a boxer
Boxer as in actually gets in the ring and spars. Or boxing for fitness aka boxfit?

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>>8087349
The part of /fit/ that overlaps /r9k/? Definitely.
Worst case scenario for her is hard out staminas you

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>>8078933
But what if I'm a bottom

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>>8103447
Patrician taste.

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>>8121119
Yeah if you're a limp dicked faggot

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>>8121046
Korone could probably out stamina me, I am confident if I managed to land a single hit it would be over though.

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>>8078706
Kill (You)rself

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>>8078791
Jesus Christ, this reads like the argument of a boy still in primary/elementary school.
Are you a Redditor or Twitter, perhaps?

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>>8123557
>>8101912
Found the dumb niggers who get triggered by a shitpost in a thread all about shitposting about fighting five foot tall Jap women.

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>>8078307
Roboco, Noel, Coco, Mel, Choco (depends on demon traits) would shit on a normal human 1v1, the rest mostly pose no threat

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Sleep paralysis rape by Choco-sensei

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>>8123731
No u

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>>8078307
You'll probably need at least one hand for Aki who is pretty athletic, Korone who learned boxing, and Coco who has a taser.

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>>8078307
Kiara needs to be in a separate category of her own

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If we are going by lore at least 60% of them have superhuman habilities and some even have magical powers, like ame can do time fuckery (which means she can fuck you up before you even realises) Coco is literally a dragon and can transform to her big dragon form, Kiara is a warrior and can also transform, shion is a witch, Noel can throw Coco dragon form easily so she would instantly fuck up anyone here, ina has the protection of a eldritch being and so on.
So, unless you are going by roommates or the human ones, no anon here, no matter how fit (yeah, like anyone here isn't morbidly obese or anorexic) you are, has the smallest chance of defeating most of them

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>>8124195
>>8124692
Can you retards not read? OP literally says "no magic, no special tools, no extra limbs".
Ame can't use her gun, coco can't use her tail, etc.

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>>8124692
I forgot about no magic part, however that still stands that 60% of them lore wise are superhuman, so they have naturally superhuman strength, speed and perception, which is still enough to fuck up anyone here

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>>8124827
The insecure faggot already broke his own fucking rule >>8078791

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>>8124917
That's not OP

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>>8078307
>hand to hand fight
>no extra limbs
>both hands tied behind back

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>>8078307
>Threw them all in the weakest category
I can practically smell your insecurity, you'd sob if one of them slapped you.

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>>8078307
>implying you can beat nene
https://youtu.be/fBXmwo41XkE

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>>8126293
I don't think I've indicated anywhere that I would enjoy beating them in a fight, just that I could if I wanted to.

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>>8116331
YWNBAW

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>>8122897
Imagine being such a failure of a man that you have to use violence to fuck women. Somehow below even those who have to pay for them.

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>>8123424
>I am confident if I managed to land a single hit
Nigger, you've never thrown a punch, much less landed a hit.

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>>8129849
why are internet geeks like this

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>>8123731
Found the stupid kike who goes on a power fantasy rant of how his fat ass can beat up any woman with arms tied behind their back

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>>8124827
You retards realize it says “hands tied behind their back?
You fags wont even beat a 5 year old like that, there is a reason why no one kicks in street fights and those who do get claped.
Even then its low kicks, and you cant do those without your arms to balance

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>>8135753
>there is a reason why no one kicks in street fights
Yes, that reason is that kicking is difficult since it requires much more coordination than landing a punch and also requires enough flexibility to actually bring your foot up to someone's chest or head level.

I've also trained in tae kwon do for several years which is focused almost entirely on kicks, so I'm quite comfortable with my legs.

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>>8078307
Everyone except Korone

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>>8135988
Exactly, its very hard to kick in street fights and still get comfortable to bounce back, because if you are fighting ANYONE who is angry or bloodlusting, they wont simply stop from some lowkicks, you need to knock them down in one go which is next to impossible if they are moving fast or around you especally if you are missing balance. And if you miss you are fucked when they grapple you to the ground

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>>8129910
They don't go outside much or talk to real people face to face very often

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>>8135753
Are you saying you could get knocked out by a five year old?

Knee to the face then stomp on the rat.

Seriously though, you're fucking weird.

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>>8078307
all of them

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>>8138581
I fought in mma before so no but 90% of this board will without their arms

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>>8138581
First of all its impossible to knee some ones face without a clinch or arms, unless you are 7’7 and fighting a 5’ guy.
And most people wouldnt be flexible enough to do so in a fast enough manner that they wouldnt escape, also, you realize how hard some ones skull is right?
Chances are you will break your knee if you dont aim correctly same with fists, so many fingers have been broken due to bad punching form

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>>8139377
I don't buy it.

I can't even rationalise the thought process. The only way I could ever imagine myself as being as weak as a child or woman, is having a life time without mobility.

Is not just inflicting damage, how the hell are you supposed to have damage inflicted on you?

My sister is 10 years older than me, has hit me as hard as she could even when I was in my early teens, is literally the type of thing you laugh in reaction to.

>>8139501
Is this creative writing? Stick to reality. A knee in the face of a 5 year old would crush their bones. You shouldn't do that btw.

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>>8087106
fatass wigger. the only way she stands a chance is if she's actually a man.

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>>8139575
Ok tie your arms behind your back and tell a random hobo woman to knock you out for $100.

Lets see how you fare tough guy

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>>8139575
Your reading comprehension is retarded yoi wont even beable to knee some one, to reach their head, unless you are at least 2 foot taller

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>>8139837
You think the world is crawling with Aquas? Show me that farm...with Aquas and Korones...sprouting up all over the place, ripe for the plucking...Show me that farm.

>>8139880
Your comprehension is scuffed, are you not 2 feet taller than a 5 year old? Do you know what you are arguing?

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>>8139575
You realize people get weaker as their age right? Teenagers are in their physical prime usually.

Also why the fuck would your sister be a good example. This is hypothetically a fight with their lives on the line, assuming the holos are fighting you to the death or they will get raped if they lose, their not gonna just punch you weakly.

There have been mothers that lifted entire cars to save their children, its not out of the norm, a woman who is bloodlusted can definitely beat you especally with your arms tied behind your back, also you underestimate how effective biting is, there were cases of crackheads riping off someones entire face with their teeth.

Imagine fighting 40 or so crack heads back to back who want you dead, its not gonna be fun

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>>8139952
How tall are you?

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>he's still going
Post whatever little gains you have OP, if you have noodle arms you'll be baptized as Noodle-kun and will forever be branded as that faggot who tried to act tough in 4chan

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>>8140151
The only peak teenagers are in is sexual. Is literally impossible for example for a teenager to have lifted enough weights in his life to be the worlds strongest man.

Who said it was a fight to the death either, what are you going to rape them afterwards? the fuck you on.

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>>8124917
You’re just scared pussy

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>>8078307
all of them because they're women and I'm a 6'1 man that lifts

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>>8078933
This is unironically the kind of shit I think about while at the gym

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>>8140674
Show me a reason I should be scared about you bitch, besides your undersized penis of course

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>>8140921
I knock you out with my brass knuckles before you could even see it coming faggot

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>>8141086
I don't need shit besides these hands to put you in your ass in front of whatever bunch of inbred cavemen you consider family bitch

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>>8141188
Yeah sure pussy, We’ll jump your ass while your on ground after I punch you once breaking your jaw

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>>8139377
I could always try a cheeky spin hook kick

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tread is full of anons who have never been in a real fight

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>>8142139
So is hololive