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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - The Server is Dead Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/dygpps5b.png (embed) (embed) (LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) (embed) (embed) (embed)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, normally updated weekly on Mondays and Fridays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
Haaton's secret CheatSheet for wallet analysis (make a copy in your drive, add own username and user-id): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Haaton's secret auto-trader spreadsheet - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gPdDHScx93KXjHokhIk23NZqXRX2JxAdeiNJziZUpBY

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wah!

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>> No.8569858

https://streamable.com/q8k0df

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I took a risk and went too hard on Chaos and now I'm bleeding.
But still, no matter what, I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it to the top!

>> No.8570535

>Going from 0 to 11 Matsuri has taken 9 hours.
More like /nasfaqZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz/ amirite

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>>8569573
>"sana's design looked to me like it came out of a bad hentai ad"

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>08/24/21(Tue)17:26:48 No.8569601
1629840408028.webm
>08/24/21(Tue)17:26:47 No.8569602
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>8570620
>he doesn't pray to the Ancient Ones
NGMI!

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>>8570538
>those saggy tits
Unforgivable.

>> No.8570805

>>8570620
scriptfags work in mysterious ways

>>8570190
hang in there takobro, we're all gonna make it

>> No.8570933

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY KRONII AND SANA DIDN'T WANT ME TO LET GO. 10 sells since adjustment time HOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>>8571585

>> No.8572456

>>8570538
>Kronii
*pochi*

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Watoto, are you still there? Your trader is turned off
t. sneedo feedo ando seedo, 10q

>> No.8572518

>>8572241
I still can't accept that it is the same guy who rigged half of the holos.

>> No.8572589

>>8572518
he phoned it in

>> No.8572603

>>8572459
yeah i just woke up, we had a blackout overnight. guess its back to months of grind.

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>>8571585
i forgor she is cute...

>> No.8572649

>>8572603
Your UPS reps...

>> No.8572736

>>8572649
UPS that holds out for 8 hours for a home pc, yeah ok.

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>>8572241
Still mad about that

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>>8572736
NTA, but that is totally a thing lmfao

>> No.8573226

>clear cookie and site data
>still rangebanned
は?!

>> No.8573227

>>8572241
They're clearly hiding the chink's name.

>> No.8573320

>>8573178
I'm sure it is but I'm not sperging out on IT equipment for nasfaq

>> No.8573551

>>8573320
Wouldn't even be an issue of sperging with that behemoth. No amount of /nasfaqg/fit/ reps are going to be enough to rack it without 1 or likely 2 extra people, or a fucking engine lift. It is twice as big as the chonkiest ATX chassis you can imagine. You could probably run a fucking refrigerator off the thing. It also costs close to $5000.

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>>8572603
I thought you were affected by the godawful performance the website experienced earlier. Have fun exploiting my retarded mistakes again

>> No.8573795

ohhh sex

>> No.8573800

>>8573551
Yeah we have the 8000 at work, delivery guys had to haul it up 2 flights of stairs. they were not happy.
>>8573658
I dont exploit anything, I just buy Ame.

>> No.8574480

I have done nothing but sell Miko for the last 9 hours, had no idea how much I had.

>> No.8574688

The rat it's about to stabilize into a a nice 45° dive.
Which would be nice too look at if it wasn't because I will be flying on it for the next 8 hours.

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>>8575510

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>>8573800
>Yeah we have the 8000 at work,
At a certain point these stop making any sense, you just need one big enough to run everything until the diesel generators kick in.
>imagine replacing the fucking batteries in that thing
>>8575687
>inkjet, again
Would've been perfect if he had a LaserJet 4L on his head.

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>calm cute ASMR GFE
>first game stream she creates a COCK
shit do I sell or buy even more

>> No.8577604

>>8577029
if we get to see it reproduce I’m buying more

>> No.8579252

What the fuck did the hype die down? Why is the thread so barren?

>> No.8579305

>>8579252
Game is dead
again

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>8579503
>19:00:00

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>>8579503

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>>8579503
>19:00:00

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>>8579503
>19:00:00

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>>8579677
>77

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>the elegant stride
she's perfect for this shit

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test

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Is this the Comfy Crab?
>>8580266
kekked

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>>8580266
>66
>[Deleted]

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"hey Tokino Sora"
"yes?"
"did you hear they sold?"
"yeah! what could possibly happen tomorrow?"

>> No.8581651

>>8581109
Both of them will definitely not moon

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>>8581651
nobody is talking about Suzy and Soda

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/nasfaq/ anthem maker is currently working on an RBC piece.

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just like BBC documentaries

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I want to fuck Mel so badly. Every night I dream of her flying in my window and giving me the kapu kapu. I want her to feed on me, I eat cinnamon rolls in the hope my blood will attract her. Everything I do is for Mel. I hiired the Yakuza to track down the "man" that hurt her, he's in a barrel at the bottom of 東京湾. I would sacrifice my eternal soul for Mel. I WILL sacrifice my eternal soul for Mel. I cannot take my meds because they would effect our child. I will copulate with Mel. We will bring on one thousand years of darkness and rule with a strong, yet fair fist.

>> No.8582530

>>8581751
Nice try. I will still sell.

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>>8582530
great!

>> No.8582684

>>8582584
This GIF is better rigged than the poor girl's face.

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>>8582684
she's by NO means as bad as gura, don't cope out on me cumbud

>> No.8583004

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1430309445674754049?s=21
BUY

>> No.8583070

Is it just me or is the zhonkbot completely broken? I turn it on, leave it and come back and it hasn't bought anything. I toggle it off, toggle it back on, it buys a full cycle of everything and then doesn't buy anything until I toggle it again. I've probably missed out on literal millions today so far.

>> No.8583165

>>8583070
same with the haatonsheet. chokes on specific coins, for me FBK, Botan and Mori

>> No.8583267
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>>8581751
But I still have more than I can sell in one day?

>> No.8583268

>>8583004
If you need to be told to buy Shion, it's already late.
Also literally the next tweet she's talking about "sleeping twice".

>> No.8583315
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>use chromium
>this happens
mum I'm scared

>> No.8583366

>>8583165
I've got it even worse than that, I had zhonkbot trading but choking earlier today.
Then I refreshed, as Lord Honk decreed, and now the bot literally will not trade ANYTHING past the first cycle. I toggle it on, it trades everything, and then refuses to buy/sell ANYTHING until it's toggled off and then back on again.

>> No.8583480

>>8583070
Hard refresh (ctrl F5 in most browsers) to load the latest version of zhonkbot, that should do the trick.

>> No.8583869

>>8583165
Try wiping the "Tries" column for Haatontrader. They just updated the sheet to do it automatically, but you probably don't have that yet.

>> No.8583932

>>8583480
I did. I have the latest version of Zhonkbot, that's the problem. The previous iteration was working for me, the new one isn't.

>> No.8584754

>got cocky by overtaking most of botan's oshiboard
>Check the "real oshiboard"
"There are so many boards and I have not yet conquered even one." -Polka's Husband

>> No.8584947

>>8583315
>a es agi uice hic thi s it ill change i ge r
> oes to i e

>> No.8585284
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>>8583315
Looks like a video driver issue. Ctrl+Win+Shift+B. You will hear 1-2 beeps and your screen will flash black. Else disable HW acceleration in Chromium.

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>>8585284
nah t'was just one tab doing it. guess I'll restart to see if I can use FF again, 3 days might be a bit much for my computer.

>> No.8585517

Yep. Dumped my cache, my cookies, tried a different browser, doesn't work.
Thanks Honk, you have straight up cost me my leaderboard position and fucked me. I'm going to use the Haaton spreadsheet and if it bogs your server I don't give a fuck anymore. Being muted would be the same as trying to use your joke of a trader.

>> No.8585533

zhonkbot working fine on opera. haatonsheet got updated too so there's that. using honk's bot atm for en2 due to being more reliable atm

>> No.8585553
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>>8585362
is still likely an issue with the frame buffer tho, that key combination resets the graphics driver and can fix it. restarting Chromium itself is probably enough.

>> No.8585626

I'm not even getting 2 retries on Haatonsheet, so it should be clear now. If you're having problems with Zhonkbot try CTRL+F5 or donate to the Ko-Fi

>> No.8585800

>>8585626
nta but kronii and rrat alternatively giving me 5 retries...

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Honk, can you please create an option that shows all the coins that you own in the market?

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>>8585517

>> No.8585925

>>8585834
check your total assets in your profile

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>>8585834
>Honk, can you please create an option that shows all the coins that you own in the market?
reary?
https://nasfaq.biz/profile

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>>8585517
also surprisingly no problems on FF but yeah, we can't have a big and long-awaited event without half the playerbase getting bogged.
wtf STILL fucking rangebanned

>> No.8586061

>>8585925
>>8585963
No, I want it on the market. I want to the see the graphs.

>> No.8586100

>>8585963
I think he means a shortcut in the market tab that hides coin you dont have, instead of having to show all and then toggle off the ones without dots.

>> No.8586125

>>8586061
eh bad ui suggestion then.

>> No.8586244

>>8586125
Eh? I think it’s reasonable.

>> No.8586247

>open haatosheet
>put user session in
>it doesn't work
Incredible, nothing fucking works with this site.

>> No.8586348

>>8586061
Still not understanding what is missing here. Oh. A way to view ONLY the coins you own in the Market view? Just click the ones with the blue dots you lazy fuck. Or, click "Show All" and just toggle Anya and Civia back off again.
Also, stay poor.

>> No.8586351

>>8585834
Alternatively, if you meant "My ownership of shares over time", document it yourself based on your transaction history. Google Sheets is your friend here.

>> No.8586358

>not showing all coins regardless of if you own them
lmao poor

>> No.8586370

>>8586247
>he's dumb
hope you quit then

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>>8586247

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>>8586351
Forgot image.

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HONKBOT IS WORKING HERE. ALL SYSTEMS GO.

>> No.8586627

fk it, looks like due to yesterday bogs ill be holding hundreds of en2 coins now

>> No.8586665
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>>8586556
so am I like the only dude whose autotrader just fucking werked all day?
also why is the site always bog when I'm not in the thread, either my days out or when I sleep in the afternoon or on weekends I always somehow miss it

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>>8586665
You sure? Check your history and verify you didn't miss any transactions. Maybe you got lucky.

>> No.8586890

Why are people having problems now? If zhinkbot isnt working, restart your browser. Zhonk updated the bot earlier so it should work again after you ctrl f5. Firefox is the best browser for trades at the moment though Opera and Chrome are also good though they're pretty taxing with RAM space. Also, make sure to turn off your trade notifications. You can change the settings on your profile page

>> No.8586922

>>8585284
>disable HW acceleration in Chromium.
you should never do this in a browser

>> No.8586980

>>8586922
A browser should also never do this >>8583315

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>>8586807
there's an easy way to tell and I guess I missed ~3 cycles.
You know how I buy coins in 35s? By chance it has been 69 cycles since adjustment and I miss like 4 Maririns to 700 which is 35*20

>> No.8587208

>>8587011
>I missed ~3 cycles
You fared better than most people did. Haatonsheetniggers BTFO.

>> No.8587246

It's the new fucking autotrader. Whatever retard logic they added to "reduce redundant requests" means it doesn't even fucking bother to send out buy/sell requests every 10 minutes. I'm never going to listen to Honk again. If he tells me to "refresh, there's a new autotrader" I'll make sure I keep a tab open with the old one for the next fucking month straight.

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>>8587208
kind of the reason I tend to not trust external software too much, the dev is free to change stuff at any time in HIS running system unless someone pays him for an API.

>> No.8587443

>>8585834
This so much, it's a pain having to manually select all your coins from the browser

>> No.8587453

>>8587246
Have you tried changing btowser? Ff is the best, it keeps a stable 10m5s cycle per coin

>> No.8587461

honk added 10min sleep for anti-bog purposes. you spamming? you dying

>> No.8587618

I missed the last thread, was there any discussion on how susans constant sub theft on EN2 will effect their prices?

>> No.8587656
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8587656

New zhonkbot is working perfectly for me, 10m4s cycles as well. Sounds like you just need to play better.

>> No.8587657

>>8587618
no, no one actually cares to talk about the game

>> No.8587670

>>8587453
Holy fuck.
I have deleted all of my cookies/cache/everything. I have used Edge, Chrome AND Firefox. THE AUTOTRADER IS FUCKED. IT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY.
It is literally that fucking simple holy shit. I'm glad YOUR personal copy of it works.
>>8587461
Problem is I've left the zhonkbot open for half an hour and it hasn't traded a single share in that time period.

>> No.8587782

>>8587618
not at all, everyone was freaking out about the autotraders fucking up and it was pretty much all REEEing and pissing about
Basically, they'd have to stream daily to get kinda coherent numbers somehow.

>> No.8587845
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>>8587656
good to see you're doing well.
shit shit shit

>> No.8587932

>>8587670
ask honk. you might be soft banned at this point lol. try posting on floor or email him idk. using the sheet and honkbot got me a 10min timeout wherein i cant trade until cd. try this first. log out; then trade a single coin w/o cd manually, then using the bot.

>> No.8588061

i noticed that the haatonsheet and honkbot are pretty much fighting now so just use one folks. don't use them both if you want to get whitescreened

>> No.8588159

>>8588061
using both was never a good idea

>> No.8588198
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8588198

ok now I'm also whitescreening, finally.

>> No.8588277

>>8587208
Haatonsheet has been working perfectly for me for about 4 hours now, other than one issue with User Error, and I was regularly trading at least one coin a cycle all day. I lost quite a few cycles and I'm buying/selling at a loss on more than a couple of coins, but so is everyone else at this point.
Zhonkbot both before and after the update was completely fucked and remains lackluster in performance, suffering up to 12m cycles or straight up not responding. The buttons on the site also don't work properly sometimes, meaning they're probably also subject to the same anti-bog floodgate.

>> No.8588358

>>8588277
people are blaming the haaton for the zhonkbot troubles sooo....

>> No.8588362

>>8588061
I only kept Zhonkbot open because it has a better graphic for tracking cooldowns. It's not even on.

>> No.8588384
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8588384

thanks honkbot for crashing when I was looking at kiara's price in the bot, shouldn't have done that kek
now it wants to start again

>> No.8588386

>>8587453
Is the mobile version of trannyfox any better? Chrome works okayish but it does misses some cycles on several coins (Maririn and EN2)

>> No.8588419

>>8588358
justice for the haatons

>> No.8588568

>>8588386
nasfaq are not that mobile friendly. well the missing cycles are just a recent issue so whatever works for you

>> No.8588599

>>8588419
>2 months ago
Fuck the haatons, theyre conspiring against the game!
>now
Praise the Haatons, theyre the only thing keeping this game afloat!

>> No.8588709

>>8588599
the discord haatons are the strongest manipulators in the game

>> No.8588787

>>8588709
>THE MANIPULATOR
oh no no no no

>> No.8588807
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8588807

>>8588061
Why the fuck were you using both?

>> No.8588894

>>8588807
experimenting, trying to see which one is better atm cuz i missed tons of trades since adjusment. 40 of them

>> No.8589058

>>8588568
>nasfaq is not mobile friendly
It literally runs better on my Huawei chink surveilance phone than on my Radeon laptop. Trades keep skipping cycles on my laptop.

>> No.8589084
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>>8588894
Genuinely cannot complain about honkbot in Firefox here. The entire site wasn't loading earlier today. Making my API calls come from somewhere off-site isn't going to magically fix how responsive NASFAQ itself is or isn't.

>> No.8589169

>>8589058
>Radeon laptop
Your GPU means diddly for NASFAQ performance.

>> No.8589277

Yeah so I'm not sure what the fuck it is but the autotrader needs some form of input to work now, I think it just doesn't even check itself every 10 minutes which completely defeats the purpose of it. I get you wanted to reduce the number of requests it submits but if I have to change a value/flip the switch every 10 fucking minutes to get the trader to go "Oh shit, you have pending orders? Time to execute them" then it is literally worthless.

>> No.8589278

>>8589058
good for you anon, i don't want my phone to burn for pixel money so...
>>8589084
i like the sheet cuz i can turn off my laptop. that's it. im not buying anything for pixel money. im poor

>> No.8589357

>>8589278
You do you anon. As long as you updated the sheet recently, which reduced how often it tries to communicate with the site again.

>> No.8589426
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8589426

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONN PFFFFFFT HAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.8589427

>>8589357
yeah. nobody can blame the haatons with that update

>> No.8589474

>>8589357
What's the most recent version? I think I'm on 2.011

>> No.8589475
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8589475

HONK, MY GF FINAALLY SURPASSED 1K LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8589476

>>8589426
Wait what?!

>> No.8589503

>>8589474
.12
>>8589426
SHIT I NEED TO SELL THEM ALL

>> No.8589555
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>>8589427
I don't know enough to understand how it works, all I see are the updates posted here. Call me when someone gets banned/muted or hits the 20k call limit for using honkbot and then I'll listen.
>>8589474
No idea, not really sure where to check. Is it in the script itself?

>> No.8589612
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8589612

>>8589426

>> No.8589682

>>8589426
>hold for divvies bro
>trust me bro they'll get 10k bro
>they won't even dip bro
>you better hold, you can't buy back in

>> No.8589930

>>8589555
sheet will suicide after a # of failed calls per cycle. using the sheet to bog is impossible now unless you use a custom. if you want faster trades honkbot might be better for you now

>> No.8589942
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8589942

>he didn’t sell when they’re at their peak
Idiots

>> No.8589964

>>8589682
poors gonna poor, EN2 is gonna bog and then I will buy

>> No.8590254

>>8589426
wait. my formula reps might be retarded but higher subs * higher views = price, does that mean that -subs * lower views = craters?

>> No.8590356

>>8589930
>if you want faster trades honkbot might be better for you now
The closer to 10m, the better, and anything under 10m30s is a win.

>> No.8590408
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8590408

>>8589426
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DIP!

>> No.8590432 [SPOILER] 
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8590432

>>8590408
IKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>8589426
GOOD.

>> No.8590513

>>8589426
>Sana lost about 40% of her subs
AYAMY 2.0 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8590522
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SUSAN!!!!!!!

>> No.8590555
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>>8589426
Did someone said wealth distribution?

>> No.8590580
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>>8590254
Numbers go down, price goes down.
We don't have any real case studies for how much one stat needs to go up to make up for a loss in the other, but there are a couple of anecdotal times where a negative subtick has hamstrung what should've been a good spike from views.
There IS evidence to suggest that views are signficaintly less impactful if no new subs come in, and vice versa. You can see this with song releases where the subcount doesn't go up, but the chuuba gets good views (Risu's Kakumei Dualism, for example, barely spiked her). It would stand to reason that unless both numbers go green/red, there won't be an overly significant change at adjustment.

tl;dr: Your shit's FUCKED bro.

>> No.8590653

>>8590580
this is not the sex i want takeshi please

>> No.8590802

>>8589426
I don't wanna sell my sanacoin, it would feel like betraying her...

>> No.8590831

HoloEN2 true price:
Sana: 5k
Fauna: 6k
Kronii: 10k
Mumei: 9k
Baelz: 6k

>> No.8590894

>>8590831
You're being a bit generous. If they're gonna bog I want to see them bog hard.

>> No.8590945
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8590945

Here is a tutorial for haatontrader if you are having trouble setting it up.
https://files.catbox.moe/tkwda5.mp4

>> No.8591041

>>8590945
oh god, we need a tutorial for this. you're a good guy thank you lmao

>> No.8591129

>>8590945
>you have to sell Ayamy to set up the trader
I'll pass.

>> No.8591308

>>8591129
Any coin in any direction is fine. I bought one Choco to kickstart mine.

>> No.8591401
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>>8590580
ponder this:
EN2 dips to absolute fuck, at 3k. What will people's reaction be?
It then continues to get susaned to the point of being absolutely BTFO for the rest of the week.You'd be dumb to sell, right? So you buy more. Unless you bought like 500 at 14k+ you can salvage this, it's the same like buying on a way higher price later on because the fucking coin never goes down to where it was before (migo... maririn...) so why not buy in expensive early on to bet on a huge spike and just rectify that later? You should have the funds to hedge that far.

>> No.8591537

I swear to god, I need a big red day to blow my liquid over. just one, onegai

>> No.8591547 [SPOILER] 
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8591547

>>8590831
>Mumei: 9k

>> No.8591655

>>8583315
Your video card it dying bro

>> No.8591669

>>8591537
but that was today...

>> No.8591696

>>8591401
I'm a week ahead of you. This was my backup plan if we got bogged today. I didn't sell or rebuy so my MPP was low enough that I could profit at any reasonable level they'd get to. I assumed they'd tank to 6k at worst and bought accordingly.

>> No.8591705

>>8591401
my 10k mpp is not going to be happy with a 3k mumi

>> No.8591719
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itt: poors

>> No.8591854

>>8591696
you got lucky anon, nice gamble, that's a retarded plan. what if it got restored later on like mori? nasfaq will scrape the numbers later on you know

>> No.8591920 [SPOILER] 
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>>8591401
>EN is gonna dip
>everyone sells
>EN goes to 3k
>everyone buys
>susan unbogs herself and EN goes back to 20k
>everyone sells
>it's friday and divvies come
>everyone buys
Pump and dump of galactic scale is coming.

>> No.8591934
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>>8591696
~7-8k here but my current plan is to build up fat stacks of coins, whichever offers okay prices for performance. It's a gamble on their divvies but they'll normalize over time anyways, and then retards buy for higher prices than we'll see tomorrow. Just stay out of the idiot zone unless you know what you're doing, lately I find myself buying tons of stuff on slopes just to be able to buy longer.

>> No.8592008

>>8591705
but if you double your mumi count you're then already at ~7k

>> No.8592053

>>8590945
I must be an absolute fucking retard because even when I follow this I can't get it to work. It fills in my username and balance but none of my coin data, and I have the error message "TypeError: Cannot read property 'timestamp' of undefined" how do I fix this haaton

>> No.8592090

Subticks are merely modifiers applied to the math

>> No.8592160

>>8592053
i know wtf you're problem for sure now. 100%. post wallet and i will teach you because im sure your either an idiot or an aggie boy getting bored talking about dicks on your discord

>> No.8592219

>>8592053
bro you have to unprivate your wallet...

>> No.8592237
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>>8591920
I'm actually buying more of these huge galactic honkers right now because she's still one of 11 possible ENs to watch and WILL find a fanbase regardless of debuff. Also she's way less of a slow start than mumi, I expect her to moon some time in the future, might take a month. By then I need at least 1k.

>> No.8592243

>>8591920
This is the plan. What better way to give EN2 the IPO treatment?

>> No.8592331
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>>8592160
Haven't seen any dicks in a single aggie. Seen plenty of fucking dicks in this thread, you faggot.

>> No.8592371
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>>8592331
we did draw a paint pen0r once.

>> No.8592390
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8592390

This is going to be a lot of damage. And you guys made fun of me for wanting to liquidate.

>> No.8592412

>>8592331
you're still fucking dumb. post wallet please so that i know at least im not helping someone who's really bored atm

>> No.8592426

>>8592390
stay poor

>> No.8592449
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8592449

>>8592160
I've never been in an aggie so I must be an idiot
>>8592219
It's been public forever

>> No.8592492

>>8592331
I'll draw one for you this weekend.

>> No.8592509

>>8592449
GOD I WONDER WHAT THEY FUCKING SMELL LIKE

>> No.8592537 [SPOILER] 
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>>8592371
lmao I must have missed it
>>8592412
I'm not the one asking for help with the haatonsheet.
picrel
because I don't use it. and even if I did, I wouldn't need my hand held through setting it up.

>> No.8592576
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>>8591854
Mori's on a special kind of bullshit so it's unlikely that they'd get restored arbitrarily later, but it literally didn't matter.
>Price goes up, I sell because I'm not retarded. I lost a little bit selling some early but safety has its own value.
>Price goes down, I've sold enough to ensure I profit of the original spike, wait for everybody to panic-buy the dip, then sell when they overbuy.
Never fight a battle you can't win.
Never underestimate magic.

>> No.8592579

>>8592509
Someone superchatted her about their "exhaustive Gura talks about feet compilation" a bit earlier. It's a 47 minute video

>> No.8592601
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>>8592449

>> No.8592659
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>>8592537
17th of july, lower left corner

>> No.8592720

>>8592537
you missed the fun thread

>> No.8592771
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>>8592449

>> No.8592809

>>8592659
Can you send the Ina dickhair one?

>> No.8592812

>>8592579
I'm so far fucking gone that if the price was right I would buy one of Gura's sweaty, used socks.
I'd probably regret it but YOLO

>> No.8592819 [SPOILER] 
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>>8592659
I wonder why we drew that...
I was there, didn't notice it

>> No.8592848
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8592848

>>8592659
>we knew about the brap cycle since fucking mid-july

>> No.8592868

>>8592819
nurse anon...
shionyo did that too right? for superchats?

>> No.8592900 [SPOILER] 
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>>8592848
He tried to warn us, nobody listened.

>> No.8592996

>>8592848
Technically we knew about the Brap Cycle in June, but nobody reads the Reports. Including me, as it turns out.

>> No.8593058

>>8592996
I think it just really kicked off after the boggening since that also brought some balance changes, before that $BRAP just went up and up and up or crabbed at 0

>> No.8593103

>>8592601
Made 1 attempt back on 2.011 and it didn't work, made a second before I posted here on 2.012 and it still didn't, made a third and this time it worked. Still can't figure out why it wasn't working but it is now so whatever

>> No.8593130

>>8593058
The new scraper really helped solidify the cycle.

>> No.8593556

This is so hilarious. Every single EN2 coin will dip hard. 2k for Space sex and plant whore, 4k for Time sex, 3k for moomee, and 6k for rrat

>> No.8593696
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>>8592426
If they dip to where I expect them to, my MPP will be lower than yours.

>> No.8593748

>>8593556
and you'll be able to buy an entire 5 of them at that price!

>> No.8593971

>>8592848
we actually know about the Mori cycle for months ever since she became a music channel. We just dont talk about it for obvious reasons

>> No.8594031

MPP is a meme

>> No.8594072

>>8594031
cope

>> No.8594092
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>>8593971
the fuck are you on about, it's in every second thread that there's something off about her you can abuse if you're not retarded.

>> No.8594100
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8594100

Post 'em

>> No.8594143

>>8594031
IPOs are the only time MPP is unquestionably NOT a meme.

>> No.8594162
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>>8594100
yeah I believe in Mumi, how could you tell

>> No.8594307
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8594307

kronii got good taste in games though

>> No.8594356
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>>8594100
I like to call this one the "don't make your oshi 50% of your wallet, specially if she's Mori"

>> No.8594426
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>>8594100
Maririn pls

>> No.8594491

I like how everyone has the same graph

>> No.8594638

>>8594491
that first one fucking crabbed out though I wonder what he did

>> No.8594718

>>8594092
people just sperg at Mori going down because of youtube API shitting itself. That alone scares poorfriends from buying her coin because muh FUD

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>>8594638

>> No.8594848 [SPOILER] 
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>>8594757
but that couldn't be because the second one is mine. Unless...unless mpp isn't a meme

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>>8594757
we don't post these enough anyways

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>>8594100

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8594988

>>8594757

>> No.8595033

>>8594848
Either way, I knew it would get you to ID yourself. Actually gonna put a bit more faith in dragonanon now. Pretty based.
>>8594918
Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>8594988

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T̵̡̞̭̝͍̟͙̒ͦͣ͂̓͋̋́͢͝H̳̳̊̌͢E̶̵̷̛̙̺̱͋́̎̽ͯ͑̀̕͘N̸̴̮̹̭̮̭̭͍ͤ̒̒̈̊ͯ̃͑̀͢͠ͅ ̴̷̨̡̫̎̂̇͛͂͑̑͘͢W̸̛̖̜̬ͫ͢H̵͔ͬͬ̑̏͐͢͝Ơ̴̶̠͇͔̣͈ͫ̈͐̉́̚̚͜ ̨̢͖̎̾ͭ́́͢͜W̴̸̢͇̪̮͇̮͕͖͐͑͌̓̇̊̀A̷̢̧̨̬ͤ̆̾͌̆̒͜͠͡S̶̢̨̛͍̹̳͕̪̺͊́͝͠͡ ̶͈͕̪̇̒̈́̈́́͜͞M̶̷̧̡̡͎͚͋̐ͨͤ́̀͡I̸̛͔̳̞͕̽ͬ̋̉͢͠͝͞͝͠Ḵ̷̴̛̣̃̂ͯ̄͂͗͑͢͡O̵̷̟̹͛̒͑ͫͩ̾ͨͧ̀̀̀͟͞

>> No.8595271
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8595271

HARK!

>> No.8595378
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>>8595271
>medieval
>saxophones

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>>8595378
read, gura, READ

>> No.8595630 [SPOILER] 
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8595630

>>8594988
God damn it. That's yet another WEBM some lazy nigger made and linked the [sound= directly to a 24MB, 10 Mbps 720p video. And I've been posting it a ton too. No wonder catbox is always down.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this. Or just borrow the filename.

>> No.8595857
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8595857

>>8595630
fighting the good fight, take this relatively rare migoti

>> No.8595950 [SPOILER] 
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>>8595857
I clicked yes anyways.

>> No.8596190

>>8594988
>>8595630
Not the one who posted it but I like it when these are linked to the constructed webms as it means I don't have to merge shit myself

>> No.8596270
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8596270

>>8595950
have a cocochi

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8596792

>>8594100
I call it, the Flatbang

>> No.8596863
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8596863

>>8596190
Constructed WEBMs, undastable - not "the actual source file used".
>that soundpost goes up in /hlgg/
>400 fuckers simultaneously hit catbox up for a 24 MB video
>all they actually needed was 400 KB of audio
You can drag/drop local soundposts directly into the player. You could probably write an ffmpeg batch script where you could drag/drop the WEBM onto it and as long as the sound is saved in the same folder, it would merge them for you. Great, I'm time-looping upon myself now.
99% sure that Anon got it from me posting it in here anyways, that's muh filename. The catbox guilt crushes me. The original filename was...wait. Oh no. Oh no no no no. Yabe. https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/image/j62kANSZcb5JNxgjrHPJ4w/#
But doctor, I am in fact the stupid nigger that made that soundpost...
>>8596270
A fine addition to my collection.

>> No.8597657 [SPOILER] 
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8597657

>>8579503
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour Pacific Time Zone. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Tuesday, August 24th.
>19:00:00

>> No.8598068

>>8597657
>Marine's graph
Maybe it's time to stop buying her and finally let her get back to her normal price

>> No.8598315
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8598315

He has...AWOKEN.

>> No.8598334
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8598334

>>8598068
I have more liquid than I did at dividends. Can't stop, won't stop.

>> No.8598716
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>>8598334
I'd point out your profile is way over 30% oshicoin at this point but then again people now comfortably in the top 30 have been doing more or less 70-100% Gura back in the days so who am I to judge.
being a culprit myself. although I did lose some liquid because I rarely sell anymore.

>> No.8598801
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8598801

and then he noticed it's fucking 5:16am in Shithole, Yurop.
Going to sleep immediately after work is a nice way to fuck up your whole week.

>> No.8598806
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>>8598716
The only way I can fix it at this point is to put 2-4 other coins on auto-buy for the foreseeable future. And to literally never sell anything other than a moon.

>> No.8598870
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8598870

>>8598716
30% is only dangerous when you're trying to climb and/or in a precarious financial situation. I think it was Mogu that put it best when they considered only the net worth that WASN'T their oshi as value that could be used to make plays.

>> No.8598924

>>8598801
I went to sleep after work to watch Gooruh. Wonder if I'll get a nap in before work

>> No.8599047

or to put it bluntly, 30% is only dangerous if your oshicoin is a shitcoin. Maririn would make sense even at 14k MPP right now which is fucking disgusting, any day she dips further than 2k from that you're highly advised to buy 70-140
If your oshi is comparatively cheap though you might absolutely fuck yourself.

>> No.8599128

>>8599047
What if my oshi is Moririn?

>> No.8599170

>>8599128
Your networth is volatile as fuck but you wouldn't be wrong to have 50-80% of her.

>> No.8599331

>>8598870
Why is mogu so poor?

>> No.8599485
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8599485

>>8598806
just wait for end of month/summer break which is looming, there will be cheap mikochis on the daily, Shuba is the new Rushiacoin at this point, and shouldn't we be bound to get some fucking 5th gen dips like right about fucking now

>> No.8599533

>>8599047
The only thing limiting from buying more Oshicoin is because Honk wont let me buy more than 1008 a week.

>> No.8599548

>>8599331
tl note: 活動終了 means "lurk more"

>> No.8599563
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8599563

>>8599128
You are going to get something like this, you go up and down and up and down and only get spikes from divvies than eventually turn into more up and down, it used to look way more retarded but I've gone up about 40M since that time so that makes the graph way more flat

>> No.8599670

>>8599485
gokisei is the new sankisei

>> No.8599679 [SPOILER] 
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8599679

>>8599331

>> No.8599887

>>8599548
>>8599679
>end of activity
>still trades

>> No.8599950

>>8599170
>>8599563
Perfect, that's already my portfolio strategy except I sold all my moricoin at the top yesterday

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>>8599679

>> No.8600066
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>>8599950
What are you waiting for? Buy them back,

>> No.8600088 [SPOILER] 
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8600088

>>8599887
>Ogayu on auto-buy
>"Trading"

>> No.8600118

>>8600066
On it anon, shit takes time.

>> No.8600203
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8600203

I'm not convinced by the divvycoin hoarding playstyle.

>> No.8600290

>>8598716
Oshicoining is only stupid if your oshi is a shitcoin, Marine has been pulling retarded dividend numbers every week so he's fine.

>> No.8600408

>>8600203
What the fuck else are you gonna do? I trade adjustments as a top 20 player but it's honestly so trivial in the end, dividends are where your money comes from every week.
I mean if you think you can trade 30 million a week in adjustment plays be my guest.

>> No.8600429

>>8600088
>buys towa

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>>8600203

>> No.8600531
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>>8600203
Dips are hella predictable and there's no backlash for a coin getting overbought. Even if numbers come in late, you get a LOT of cycles between poi updates and adjustment. There is no real punishment for holding when a coin dips, and you can buy more when it does. If you sell, you risk your coin being subject to overbuying and inflation, and may have trouble buying back in, or be forced to buy in for higher than you originally had position.
This isn't a "divviecoin hoard" meta, that's just a byproduct. This is a "Hold" Meta: Always Buy, Only Sell when it's REALLY profitable, and Hold Forever.

>> No.8600609
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8600609

>wonder how often we repeat "stay poor"
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/%22stay%20poor%22/
https://warosu.org/vt/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22Stay+poor%22

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8600785

>>2306888
First time it was ever mentioned in this general.
>>3707238
Konnui?

>> No.8600958
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8600958

>>8590580
Choco-sensei, are you able to identify who "the 1%" of NASFAQ are? We have our own arbitrary cut-offs like lambo, jet, and yacht, but who are the 1%?

>> No.8600988

>>8600609
Stay poor.

>> No.8601090

>>8600958
Cutoff is whatever your rank is +1.

>> No.8601278

>>8600958
There are 2218 accounts on the leaderboard, so in the most technical sense the 1% are the top 22 and that's probably somewhat accurate to the more figurative sense?

>> No.8601371
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>>8600958
Technically yes, as in I have a formula for it, but I don't have any way of determining total playerbase Value like I do Total Market Value. I'd have to go through and add literally every player's networth up. Dunno if you've counted lately, but we have a pretty fucking large number of players.
Anyway, get me that number, or a way to procure that number, and I can tell you who the 1%ers are.

>> No.8601387
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>>8600408
>What the fuck else are you gonna do?
Nothing I'll just keep the liquid unspent. I'm scared of bogs, even the ones you can easily bounce back out of.
>>8600448
I'm only poor to the ones above me.
>>8600531
I don't know. Holding is something I would do for my oshi but not for other coins. If the coin becomes more expensive but the margins stay relatively the same, I don't see myself at risk.

>> No.8601430
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8601430

>>8600203
Polka...

>> No.8601514

>>8601387
>liquid unspent
Bro you are going to lose so much fucking more having free liquid at divvie time than even just buying shitcoins.
Bogs are temporary, the market is infinite growth until THAT mechanic comes back. As long as you're smart and buy low/sell high (and the market is, for the most part, predictable enough to do so) you'll always average out ahead. The hard part is doing better than others.

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8601615

>>8574688
>>8594988
>>8600088
>>8600988
>88

>> No.8601723

MARKET CLOSED

>> No.8601744
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8601744

>>8601514
I don't believe in averages.

>> No.8601797

>>8601387
You literally can't be permabogged. I've taken massive hits from bogs (either due to being asleep or >unaware) and been in the green a few hours later because people just swarm to any red they see. Hell, a lot of the time I can sell the coin at a profit. It is a daily sight to see a coin dive, and then steadily climb well over the price it dived from. Part of it is because people don't control their autotraders well, but also you're heavily encouraged to 0 out your liquid by Friday, and the top players are starting to run out of time to do that.

>> No.8602086

>>8601797
If nasfaq dies on a red day you will be permabogged permanently forever.

>> No.8602168

oh no, the game is crashing again

>> No.8602316

>>8602086
what would stop people from buying any bogged coins when nasfaq undies?

>> No.8602431

>they're buying Mori
at least wait till 1am ET

>> No.8602452

>>8602316
Nothing. But I will have more liquid than most so I think I'll do better than some people.

>> No.8602662

>>8602431
I have 15M liquid and nowhere to dump eet

>> No.8602738

>>8602662
today's going to be redder. You might miss good dips

>> No.8602744

Was there an update that made the transaction timestamps match the cooldown timestamps exactly?

>> No.8602768

so should we just expect the site to die at 00:00 everyday now

>> No.8602773

>>8602662
You can easily spend 15m in one day. It's not even wednesday yet.

>> No.8602788

>>8602768
MARKET CLOSED MEANS MARKET CLOSED

>> No.8602863

>>8602788
i mean trades not going through

>> No.8602871

Can we just ban the fucking retards who keep bogging the sever?

>> No.8602886
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8602886

>>8602768
This isn't new. This is a stock post for a reason.

>> No.8602908

>>8602863
MARKET
CLOSED

>> No.8602915
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8602915

>>8602768
just like ye olden times. While waiting, please salivate to my oshi

>> No.8603027

>>8602886
>>8602908
>poors getting their two trades through and pretending the site isn't bogged

>> No.8603066
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8603066

>>8602452
I can picture Polka slapping people with wads of bills.

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8603132

>>8601371
I could've sworn there was some kind of "getLeaderboard" API call that would output the entire thing as JSON.
There is.
Give me a second. Took me a while to figure out how to get it to load in Excel.

>> No.8603232
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8603232

>>8603066
Saving this polka ty

>> No.8603546

>>8603066
>That's what liquid is for

>>8603232
NP, the more Polkas the merrier.

>> No.8603778
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8603778

>>8601371
>$13,187,055,342.16
That is the total net worth of all 2218 players in the game as of midnight.
The average player is worth:
>$5,945,471.30
And that means the Top 1% are:
>$131,870,553.42
...the top fourth of cypher's fucking wallet.

>> No.8604027

>>8603778
Well, that's something.

>> No.8604158

is it just me or zhonkbot stopped working?

>> No.8604159

>>8603778
I'm pretty sure thats not how you find the top 1%

>> No.8604216

>>8603778
So we don't even have enough people to have a 1%. That's definitely something. I'd suspected, but I'm an utter incompetent when it comes to API calls, so I'd never been able to check.

>> No.8604479

>>8604216
The top 100 own 90% of the market

>> No.8604572

>>8603778
top 1% are the first 22 players, with a total value of 5,584,042,175.25.
the top 1% own 42% of the wealth

>> No.8604689

>>8604027
>>8604159
I am actually well aware that it's not. It's just "1% of the total networth of all players"
>The quickest way to find the correct answer to anything is to post the wrong one to 4chan.
I don't remember how to calculate it, and finding it is difficult with all the garbage MSM "haha r u poor or rich?" articles that it turns up.
>$158,299,468.8
Was the value I got for top percentile for net worth. So anyone worth above that.
>>8604572
Naisu. I wasn't off.

>> No.8604754

>>8604216
The problem isn't enough people, the divs working as a compound interest means the capital grows exponential for everyone, meaning the linear breach between players increases constantly.

>> No.8604762

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK I CANT FUCKING TRADE ANYTHING, MANUALLY AND OTHERWISE

>> No.8604894

>>8604762
Works fine for me. Do you have both the haatontrader and zhonkbot activated? You probably got grassed.

>> No.8605107

The bogging is caused by the haatonsheets

>> No.8605123
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>>8604572
Not 23? I don't know how Excel's "PERCENTILE" function works or if it was appropriate here.
>=PERCENTILE(D2:D2219,0.99)
>$158,299,468.80

>> No.8605135

>>8604894
I don't have any trader activated. I think it's my IP fucking up again

>> No.8605190

Haatonsheet tries to trade during "market closed"... fucking haatons

>> No.8605203

>>8605123
I just rounded and did headmath. 2200ish players divided by 100 is 22

>> No.8605272

>>8605190
This could unironically be the problem. The sheet spams requests whenever it fails them.

>> No.8605317

>>8605272
literally doesnt. it tries a few times then sleeps for a while.

>> No.8605369

>>8605317
>a few times
>for 55 coins
>for every sheet user

>> No.8605375
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8605375

STOP BOGGING THE SERVER HAATONSHEETERS

>> No.8605386

it might be some scriptkiddie tourist from somewhere

>> No.8605545
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8605545

>>8605203
I feel so fucking dumb.
Good fucking grief,
cypherposter alone is worth 3.88% of all player's net worth.

>>8605386
It's not. It's the fucking sheet.

>> No.8605629

I can't trade shit with the zhongbot. I think it's time to learn the haaton way...

>> No.8605642

there are two retards who keep passing through their buys. which one of you are these people???

>> No.8605699

>>8605642
HAAAAAATOOOOOOOOONS !!!

>> No.8605721
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>>8605642
Ain't me. I just came back to shout HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>> No.8605778

>>8605629
STOP USING BOTH TRADERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO TURN ONE OFF AND YOUR SHIT KEEPS SPAMMING AND BOGGING THE SERVERS FUCK

>> No.8605879

STOP BLAMING THE HAATONS WHEN THE REAL CULPRIT IS ALL YOU CHEAP PRICKS NOT BUYING ZHONK A KO-FI.
THE POOR MAN IS RUNNING NASFAQ OFF HIS GRANDMOTHERS TOASTER FOR GODS SAKE.

>> No.8605899

I blame the fucking haatons for this. Stop giving loaded guns to retards because before they shoot themselves they always shoot someone else and that someone else is EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE.

>> No.8605905

I can't wait til all the bot assisted accounts get banned.

>> No.8605919

I am considering DDoS the server just to make sure it is dead.

>> No.8606001
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8606001

Great. I left honkbot alone earlier in the day and while it worked great up until now, it's made exactly one transaction since "Market Closed", two minutes late. And then nada. Site's so fucked it won't load CSS or images anymore.
>>8605879
Surely it has NOTHING to do with SPOONFEEDING LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS how to aim a machine gun in the cloud at honk's servers! LEARN TO USE WEBSOCKETS YOU PIGS.

>> No.8606156

>>8606001
Stop being poor, in-game and out.

>> No.8606186

I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
FUCK THE HAATONS
LITERAL SPOONFEEDING FAGGOTS
MIGHT AS WELL POST THE FILTER ANSWERS ON REDDIT NOW

>> No.8606242
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8606242

>>8606156
>t. poor

>> No.8606246

>>8605879
I spend more on electricity refreshing the website that whatever amount of animal feed Honk gives the couple of hamsters he has inside of that godforsaken metal box he calls server.

>> No.8606333

I want a coding holo. I know Nene can do a bit of coding.

>> No.8606346

>bog the server at adjustment, so people can't sell EN2
>people decide to hold
>POI numbers come out
>fuckfuckfuck i need to sell
>server mysteriously bogged again
we are witnessing honk deleting money from everyone, don't fall for the psy op, the haatons are not behind this

>> No.8606388

>shitposters at nasfaq
we getting popular now haha. good thing this is SEA hours

>> No.8606404

>>8606346
honk IS a haaton

>> No.8606410

>>8606346
Honk is a haaton

>> No.8606457

Hi-
I'm very sorry for the server issues.
I don't know what's going on, but I do know it has to do with someone sending a very large amount of request during market closure.
Could Spreadsheet Haaton please add a failsafe to avoid breaking the servers next time.
I'm tired of having our host screaming at me for breaking their servers.

>your IP range has been blocked
Again.

>> No.8606510

IT WAS THE FUCKING HAATONS I KNEW IT

>> No.8606524

>>8606457
>>your IP range has been blocked
>Again.
Stop posting pizza, honk.

>> No.8606531

>>8606346
>>8606404
>>8606410
mind = blown

>> No.8606534

>>8606457
I knew the haatons were to blame for this.

>> No.8606554

>>8606457
your host should be apologizing to you for not being able to support such an obviously successful website.

>> No.8606605

ban ban ban

>> No.8606634

BAN GOOGLE IPS
BAN GOOGLE IPS
BAN GOOGLE IPS
BAN GOOGLE IPS
BAN GOOGLE IPS
BAN GOOGLE IPS

>> No.8606719

>>8606457
>someone
Can you identify who it is?

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8606764

inb4 "post it on the floor"
>>8606457
>someone sending a very large amount of request during market closure
Please just mute their fucking accounts again.
>Could Spreadsheet Haaton please add a failsafe to avoid breaking the servers next time.
How many fucking times has it been? Three or four now? BAN THEM.
>>8606634
Speaking of which,

honk/Devchama - I am assuming you have a way to view the IP that the "holosesh" token was generated from, right? Right? Shouldn't be too hard to insta-fucking-gib these fuckers...

Here's your hardhat haato

>> No.8606821

>>8606605
>>8606634
https://youtu.be/FXPKJUE86d0

>> No.8606888

Is it fixed now?
I tried to force a full reboot.
Your last 10 or so trades might be missing.
Please check your assets.

>>8606719
No, it was a full server breakdown. Nothing was saved.

>> No.8606941

>>8606888
My trader is working perfectly now, arigathonk

>> No.8607007

>>8606888
manual is smooth now, I will set up my autotrader and share my results

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>>8606888
Looks like it's working fine now.

To clarify what I just wrote in my last post,
If the holosesh token is suddenly being used from any IP other than the one that fucking requested it, it should instantly be invalidated.
If you're just taking your laptop from the coffee shop home or something, all that means is you have to log back in.
If you're using the tactical nuke sheet, it is now permanently fucking broken.

>> No.8607050

>>8606888
We are nominal, thanks honk,

>>8606821
Ty anon.

>> No.8607251

https://ko-fi.com/L3L446W4T
It's time to chip in. Let's buy honk a better server plan that can support even offline trading. $5 a player should be enough.

>> No.8607345

>>8607011
>The tactical nuke sheet
That sound like giving a bunch of monkeys AKs

>> No.8607405
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>>8607251
Post 'em.

>> No.8607437

>>8606888
Might not be the haatonsheet that bogging your server. new version 6 hrs ago got a failsafe.

>> No.8607461

>>8607345
>giving a bunch of monkeys AKs
i love that gif hahaha

>> No.8607477

>>8607251
Just did it

>> No.8607545

everyone here mad at the haaton sheet like it hasnt existed for weeks and weeks without issue.

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>>8607437
>new version 6 hrs ago got a failsafe.
So did the original v2, so did the "first" second revision before it was taken down, so did all the fucking updates since.

>> No.8607602

>>8607545
It worked when only 5 people were using it.
Now there are hundreds.

>> No.8607611

>>8607545
>without issue.

>> No.8607647

>>8607546
the remove it from the op? or honk should give an official statement that people just use the zhonkbot? simple as.

>> No.8607833

they can kill the sheet again and people will just make their own personal bots. not really a problem now eh.

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>>8606457
Hello honk, the fix is there now. If the market is closed, it will not make any trades and sleep for 5 seconds.
Thank you for being tolerant.
Just to be sure if the marketSwitch is false, it means the market is closed right?

>> No.8607893

>>8607833
Make holosesh tokens only functional from the IP address that initially requested them. Forcibly break all of the Google Sheets garbage.
>>8607842
Jesus Christ.

>> No.8607911

>>8607833
>people will just make their own personal bots
The amount of people who can make these bots and will is a very very small % of the people currently using the sheet.

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>>8607893
just give up. Haatons will be haatons and there's nothing you can do about it

>> No.8608027

>>8607911
that is true. I want my advantage back.

>> No.8608066

>>8607911
do you think the sheet was some huge community project? if someone makes a bot itll get shared and were back to square one of everyone using a bot.

>> No.8608120

Devchama here. >>8606457 and >>8606888 isn't honk. But the rest of the post is pretty accurate so whatever. Could you please not larp as honk and reboot the servers without our permission. This could literally kill the game.

>> No.8608128

>>8608066
>if someone makes a bot
How many of the custom tools that people have made have been made public, anon? Unlikely the bots people make will get shared at all.

>> No.8608181

>>8607893
Like i said. Personal. That means they requested it. But like the other guy said. A smaller community with fast growing accounts etc that will make nasfaq seethe again will be fun. like holocaust

>> No.8608211

>>8608128
???
where the fuck do you think the current bot came from?

>> No.8608215

I will permanently demand every "honk" post to be posted on the floor.

>> No.8608222

>>8607647
honk's official statement was "personal scripts are okay but not for redistribution"

>> No.8608311

oh nice. someone else can reboot the servers now. haatons wins again i guess if true. so post floor now?

>> No.8608351

>>8608211
You do understand that the bot is a single share amongst the dozens of dozens of things other people have made, right? Pretty sure the bot is probably only a single thing from a collection of stuff haatons have made. No, people normally aren't so generous as to actually share these things. Chances are the only reason the sheet got shared in the first place is because people were super suspicious of duck's behaviour

>> No.8608353

can you please put an announcement on the floor so that no one would larp as a devchama?

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>>8608120
Great, so we've got someone skullfucking the server and SEAnigs LARPing as honk.
>>8608181
Look - if you're smart enough to write some kind of bot that runs locally on your machine, then it won't get insta-gibbed by holosesh tokens becoming tied to the IP that requested them.

>> No.8608388

>>8608222
Wrong, honk's official statement was "Don't bog our servers and don't make a script that plays the game for you."

>> No.8608453

>break the sheet
Make the fucking built-in trader work and people wouldn't need the sheet.

>> No.8608490

>>8608351
So why arent you pitchforking all these other super secret tools that could be equally or even moreso bogging the server?

>> No.8608510

>>8608388
official statement here >>7402385

>> No.8608605

>>8608490
read the thread. Please.

>> No.8608622

>>8608490
Clearly the constant bogging happened after the sheet was put back in the OP

>> No.8608636

>>8608605
that's not an argument or a rebuttal.

>> No.8608688

>>8608636
Im not arguing with you. I think you're stupid and i don't talk to retards.

>> No.8608707

>>8608673
>>8608673
>>8608673
NEW BREAD

>> No.8608764

>>8608215
>>8608311
>>8608354
honk will post an official statement when he wakes up. I personally don't have the permissions to see what exactly happened outside of a full reboot being requested and approved by "honk" while he was sleeping.

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>>8608120
Devchama (Real) here, while I still refuse to get a tripcode you guys larping could at least put the bare minimum of effort to make it appear like you're me. In any case, to clarify what's going on: current theory is that when Market Closed occurs (I.E. server is archiving history) autotraders freak out. It used to not be as bad because the archiving was fast due to the smaller amount of trades but now >we are experiencing more trades than ever and, consequentially, the archival process will be slower. As the server is archiving, we're rejecting the requests but that still takes the server some effort. When a bunch of your autotraders stop receiving responses, regardless of the failsafes, BECAUSE all of the autotraders are failing simulatenously, they all start sending requests at the same time. This causes the server to bog more, thus extending that archival period. As this window opens, a bunch of other people's autotraders start spamming as the market isn't open and the server slows to a crawl, meaning that once the market opens, the confirmations for buys are slow to come out again, leading to more bogging down of the server. TLDR it's a failure caused by increased loads on our server around archival time, exacerbated by autotraders trading at the time which cascades into a full on failure as other traders start spamming the server. Yes, you can add a failsafe to the trader but it will never really *fix* this issue by itself because the issue is more the quantity of users autotrading at the time than an individual user's spam. At least that's my read of it.

>> No.8608811

>>8608490
Because I'm not a retard and its very unlikely these things are bogging the servers. Most of the scripts will be just getting data from the server and so there is a hardlimit on the amount of requests you can do per day. If they aren't doing that, they are using websockets properly so they aren't bogging the server at all.

The haatonsheet has been consistently bogging the servers, it's known its been doing it and it was called out on it. Before the update just now, there was nothing to stop it from bogging the server when market closed occur which caused a chain of everyone else ddosing the server because of sheetanons. Stop writing fucking excel sheets and write real scripts and most of these problems we are having wouldn't exist.

>> No.8608828

Next OP should really consider removing the haatonsheet for now.... man updates will be delayed now.

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>>8608788
>autotrader
The one built into NASFAQ, or custom/user-built utilities?

>> No.8608931

>>8608788
So what, force the trader to cease all requests at 11:59PM for 5~ minutes? The problem of course being they'll all sync up and spam once the markets re-open but you win some you lose some.

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>>8608828
One step ahead of you brother. And one step further.

>> No.8608968

>>8608788
Was this fake ? >>8606457 >>8606888
Post on floor please.

>> No.8609042

>>8608788
This seems like you should just close the relevant port when the server closes to archive.

>> No.8609043

When honk wakes up ask him to post all of these to the floor. Idk who's larping who anymore. SEAtime is a mood

>> No.8609046

>>8608968
devchamas don't have special accounts, stop spamming

>> No.8609092

>>8608889
both obviously.

>> No.8609159

>>8609046
So for what we know there could be 2 fake devchama and a fake honk in this thread ?

>> No.8609197

>>8608788
When are the scheduled market closures?

>> No.8609202

>>8609159
all we know is that you are the only one asking them to post on the floor

>> No.8609246

>>8608788
Wouldn't that mean that any and all trade attempts, either manually pushing the button, using zhonkbot, or any other user-created utility, would have more or less the same effect?
Isn't there a switch you can flip where trade requests are just outright ignored? As in, completely shut out input while archiving, instead of rejecting the requests?

>> No.8609277

>>8609197
you would know if no one spoonfed you the answers to get in

>> No.8609365

>>8609202
Sorry, I just wanted to be sure which one is fake.
Devchama barely post here anyway.
I say fuck it, the server works now. Honk will tell us what happened tomorrow.

>> No.8609371

>>8608788
devchama answer my question.
If the marketSwitch in getMarketInfo is false, does that mean the market is closed?

>> No.8609445

>>8609371
No, it doesn't.

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>> No.8610841

>>8600203
max friday payout for daytraders:
55*144*[divvies avg]
max friday payout for hoarders:
55*??? (9999? mogu will tell us)*[divvies avg]
Statistically you will make more money in one Friday holding ~1k of everything than selling those coins from monday to friday will make you profit, simple as.

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