rrats of unusual size

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your strongest rrats. I don't want any rrats that your average traveler can handle, only rrats of from the strongest of schizos can apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Gura is black and also a white supremacist

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Kiara was hire Escort that looks like Cali because Cali rejected her.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive JP is all an act and only hype up their interactions with EN to leech viewership.

[Anonymous No.]

There's already a transsexual in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Mori is horrifically racist and uses her "Sheriff" characters in her Papers, Please streams to roleplay her fantasies of being the Texan border agent she knows she was always meant to be, but now can't due to leaving for Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

this is all just a dream and you'll wake up to a world without vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei and Anemachi fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Pekora created the rrat meme knowing exactly what it would lead to. In fact she's in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Cover actually despises Coco for essentially forcing them to kill off China revenue and does everything in their power to actively sabotage her until she leaves on her own. Not allowing her to collab with EN, modding Zhangs "accidentally" so they ban her subscribed members en masse, even something as small as telling Fubuki to state the dragon in alternative PV wasn't Coco, to cause a rift between Coco and Fubuki, one of her few allies.

Everything is deliberate to whittle her down because they don't want the backlash of firing her outright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
/vt/ is partly funded and moderated by Cover

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu is Korone's abandoned child that she left under the bridge in her teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857691
I'd gladly go schizo for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>857647
Okay but then why don't they hate Haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>857647
Coco makes them more money on her own than all of Bilibili did lmao
>>857655
Considering the subreddit is operated and modded by Cover employees I kind of wouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
COVID-19 was deliberately created to increase internet traffic to test global surveillance systems. Kizuna Ai was in on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857647
This isn't a rrat, this is just the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>857719
THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE HAACHAMA
popular rrat is that Coco is American, therefore to them they think she did a 5D chess dab on the chinks, whereas Haachama they feel is just too stupid to understand what happened.

>>857730
I think having a new updated model is enough proof that Cover isn't actively trying to get her fired, just really fucking incompetent when it came to modding the zhangs accidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857719
Haachama mentioned Taiwan first, then immediately got a 3 week suspension and had to do an apology. Likely that would have appeased the Zhang hivemind, but Coco goes in the next day and does it too, without the defense of being ignorant about it, so it was deliberate.

This stirred the hive up so much that they're still buzzing around half a year later. The difference here is intent. Haachama had no ill intent and still got punished, Coco decided to kick the hornet's nest herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
What counts as a strong rrats? evidence? kinda lame though since those are straight facts then

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Over 90% of rats were written by an artificial intelligence.
https://app.inferkit.com/demo

[Anonymous No.]

>>857730
>Considering the subreddit is operated and modded by Cover employees I kind of wouldn't be surprised
Another plausible rrat is that Hiro's actively trying out new boards to garner more traffic from newfags that won't be put off by elitist boards like /jp/ or shit boards like /v/ and /sp/asp/. /vt/ just happens to be one of the more successful ones when it comes to board traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857760
>Coco gets an idol model
Schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>857789
>>857796
I'm pretty sure Haachama is a genius and knew what would happen if she did that. Coco seems like the one who was more ignorant of the situation than Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is an American government agent who ultimately succeeded at lowering the influence of China in an emerging entertainment industry. She will be recalled in 2021, given a new identity, and take the fight to the heart of the Chinese homeland to end Chinese vtubers once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857842
>I'm pretty sure Haachama is a genius
Terrible rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>857509
So she's Clayton Bigsby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>857863
sold

[Anonymous No.]

>>857867
>>857842
Australians are too smart, they found a way to shitpost as japanese idols

[Anonymous No.]

>>857867
She makes the most creative content. And she's pretty quick to catch on even when she's totally out of her element.

She plays dumb but she's probably the smartest holo. The Taiwan thing might've even been a power play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857842
Sasuga Hachaama-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
>The main theme of Hololive is to prioritize in hiring girls with serious health problems. Bonus points for being broken.
>Kiara is the most broken hololive member, despite giving her own to her fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>857842

[Anonymous No.]

>>857552
I was expecting to see someone say this genuinely when she made a joke about "no foreigners" with no context during the drawing collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>857863
im not complaining if that's the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>857545
Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>857760
meds cocofag

[Anonymous No.]

Korone husband and children dying in a fire accident caused by one of her consoles is not a rrat, it is a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818
Ame is the saddest of all the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818
This site speaks to us schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>858119
why did it go straight into the deep aids lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>857719
Because she's a dumb teenage zoomer that didnt know better

[Anonymous No.]

>>857789
I don't think it's even a rrat that the chinks started a hate campaign against the one American in Hololive main branch just after HoloEN formed and established the west as their second biggest market replacing China, they knew if Hololive stayed popular in America the talents would never stream on Bilibili again and white piggus would replace their lucrative clippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>858235
I don't know, man. It seems like Haachama gained the most out of this whole Taiwan incident.

Do you really think it's just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>858119
what website is that? seems pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818
Yagoo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>858278
The most believe rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Kana browses /pol/ and has access to some top-tier cybermeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>858257
The American thing is only half the rrat. The other half is that Cover stopped paying too much attention to China after international audiences started paying attention. Some of the fans in china were throwing a shitfit, others were looking drama. Then there's the one that says CN earning less than ID (don't have the source for this though) and the other one where Cover was already planning to move out of Bilibili because of the draconian laws against streamers that was announced a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
>this entire cast
Wtf it knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
Man, this thing is on point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Every member of Hololive is foreign. Even Yagoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
Now THIS is a rrat I can believe is written by a /jp/ schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
Did they train this AI on 4chan posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>857570
thats just common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>858370
Foreign to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>858416
grorious nippon

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive is part of the Great Reset 'depopulation' movement. Their part is to secretly promote birth control and isolate westerners by having users replace real relationships with a virtual para-social one on top of transferring users wealth into the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858508
I don't buy this one. I was a kissless virgin before I got into Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858508
Needs a Shinzo "PROCREATE" Abe perspective to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>857691

[Anonymous No.]

>>857552
more like mori is horrifically BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>857842
Haachama only sucks at chess because she's used to playing it in 5 dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858066
Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>858277 this one site >>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>857509
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora is part of an experiment by japanese scientists to create a Human-rabbit hybrid.
Pekora was the first of four kids to survive in the first project and, shortly after, three more successfully implanted in humans.
By the age of 16, they reached 80% of their full adult size.
The director of the project lost his eyesight and his family, fearing the worst, sought spiritual cleansing through a "God" that could cure all of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>858688
I knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

Nene's favorite husband is ME.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is actually the most believable rrat about how Yagoo and Ame met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858688
>Kiara is gonna graduate, but not in the way you think
>She's actually an exchange student in Japan
>She's moving back to Austria because she's graduating from Highschool
This is a powerful rrat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>858882
This will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>858903
Idk, have you seen how funny they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>858915
I honestly never watched any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858813
This is actually true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858537
Why do you think he was deposed?
The Bogdanoff/Yagoo/Gates Triumvirate deemed his continued input into Japanese politics a hindrance that they were no longer prepared to tolerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
apparently, magnet has been exceedingly truant

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Botan is FSB. She works for the Russians to gather a large audience of both Japanese and Russians appreciating Japanese culture to admit Sakhalin is rightfully Russian.

[Anonymous No.]

screw making up rrats about past events, give me some future rrats
this one sounds actually plausible

[Anonymous No.]

>>859354

[Anonymous No.]

yum

[Anonymous No.]

>>859558
>haachama's actions are directed by artificial intelligence

[Anonymous No.]

This thread sucks dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>859810

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
trree rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama was the one to planned the whole China thing. Think about it. She wants to be the face of holoEN gen 0. Coco was taking her thunder and sailing through her in subs. Her only way to stop her and get 1M first as the old "holoEN" was to sabotage Coco. She would take the fall and let Haachama quickly catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>859354

[Anonymous No.]

>>859810
my dick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hachama's peppeloni story was actually an analogy on how she hates the chinese. The theory that she only likes the grease left after pepperoni is actually her liking the chink donations, but she doesn't want them in her streams, so she throws the peppeloni AWAY. Also the whole "peppeloni" is her making fun of them not being able to correctly say R/L.

[watamelon No.]

>>857719
Haachama is too retarded/powerful to be at fault for the chinks sperging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>859856
>There is, however, a black shithead roaming around these parts.

This AI must be destroyed, it knows too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
MyHolo TV Gravity Control

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
I fucking love this image and I can't explain why

[Anonymous No.]

>>857558
God I wish

[Anonymous No.]

The Pekora in ogey rrat edits isn't Pekora. It's an original character like everyone in Touhou Cookie is an original character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857509
>tfw no uncle ruckus vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Non of the girls really exist. They are just AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>857509
I can't believe that Doja Cat got into hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>860264
LMAO, truly our girl
>>859971
She keeps trying to get graduated so, she decided to anger 1 billion people. Coco is retarded and fell on her sword for her. We are watching the Hololive version of George Costanza failing upward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857863
This might unironically be true. The UK government recently got exposed for funding Russian youtubers to make anti-Kremlin content, trying to influence the youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>860961
the CIA Rrats glow in the dark
you can see em if you're drivin
just run em over, thats what you do

[Anonymous No.]

Lotus Juice is joining En 2 and will fuck Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>861351
She'll finally get to play P3 probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818
>Kiara owns a gun

>Kiara owns a gun shop in California and she is once the target of a killer.

>When everything started to fall apart, they find out that the man who tried to kill her is also the one that keeps trying to kill another woman.

>This is going to be an interesting story.

>When I met Kiara, she did not take her new position very seriously and when people find out that she had a shot to take it she becomes furious.

>However, I enjoyed her determination.

>I do think that she did have to try to hold on to the anger after

[Anonymous No.]

>>861500
>all male brothel
calli...

[Anonymous No.]

Buy 'Afternoon' Magazine if you want to know the ending of this thrilling story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>862533
Why the fuck did one of them have syphilis

[Anonymous No.]

>>858592
Shitty rrat, we already know what Coco looks like IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>863451
"She" has never exposed "her" crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>865387
If she had a dick she would have already raped PPT by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara is bisexual and really is in love with Calli. But Calli is straight and just wants to be friends. As Kiara ramped up the Takamori stuff recently, Calli started to get freaked out by it but grudgingly went along with it because the pairing is so popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Marine's VA works as a prostitute, not because she needs money but purely because it turns her on. This is why she very rarely streams when it's nighttime in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>865538
This is just not true. She can't be a prostitute when she's the one paying me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>865679
I don't think either Sora or Yagoo understands what sex is.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't know what rrat means. I know Pekora said it once and it hit off, but I'm not sure what it means to call someone a rrat on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Gura is AI that has been used in both farming and military submarines when she said she has carried a big gun she means AA cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>857509
False
>>857530
True
>>857534
False
>>857545
True
>>857552
False
>>857558
True
>>857570
False
>>857634
False
>>857647
True
>>857655
False
>>857691
False
>>857748
False
>>857818
False
>>857827
True
>>857863
False
>>857986
True
>>858098
False
>>858370
False
>>858508
False
>>858666
True
>>858716
True
>>859242
False
>>859810
False
>>859918
True
>>859949
True
>>860230
True
>>860260
False
>>861351
False
>>865515
True
>>865538
False
>>865736
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>865463
>Not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>865728
Ogey rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>865751
anon the farmer rrat is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>865751
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>865515
Kiara will return to Japan later this year and will go crazy over Calli. She will actually ask her to become her girlfriend and attempt to have sex with her and Calli, startling Calli.
Calli will then get a restraining order on her. The whole drama will cause Kiara to graduate, Calli to go on a three month hiatus, and Cover to adopt a policy of only hiring strictly heterosexual people from now on.

It was revealed to me by Muhammad (pbuh) on a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>865515
Ok, that one is real and you can't convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>865882
>Lekkerkerkerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>859856
did 5ch train this bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>859939
BAYBLADOS IN SPACEO

[Anonymous No.]

This one is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>862791
the catholic church

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453

[Anonymous No.]

>what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>857655
Here's a juicy rrat to go with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>866027
bad mom mio

[Anonymous No.]

>>865804
unhelpful lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Your oshi gets literally fucked by her manager.
Does your oshi dislike this, secretly enjoy it, or openly enjoys it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>865728
ok so ogey
was a response to a shitpost
and then rrat also became a response
then some fag made a website inwhich numberfags battled between ogey and rrat clicks
then the rrats starting winning via underhanded tactics
skitzos are posting narritves aka naive rrats
therefore all rrats are beings that run in the heads of skitzos

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve been collecting this one dudes rrat across multiple threads now for a while now, here’s what I got

[Anonymous No.]

>>865926
I'm honestly surprised to find "Lekkerkerkerk" isn't a real Dutch word, it sounded stupid enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>866188
Here’s part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>866188
The question is how do we send this to Kiara / Calli /both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>866233
Believable, it's widely known that JP holos are unironically racist towards non japanese vtubers. They would much rather collab with a jp vtuber from a different company before doing it with a holo ID or holo EN (which they only do beecause management tells them to).

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Aqua slapped Pekora in front of Yagoo at the Hololive office

[Anonymous No.]

>>861500
The last part was worryingly too close to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>866360

[Anonymous No.]

>>861351
He's gonna go OVERDRIVE on her (get it like that song he made for the Jojo part 2 OST).

[Anonymous No.]

>>859823
cali................

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is a rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>868231
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Anemachi is Suisei's schizophrenic hallucination/Tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>868231
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Uto is married and has baby

[Anonymous No.]

Calli is planning to leave Holo soon because she got signed by 88rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857558
just means I'll be the first to make them a reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>868724

[Anonymous No.]

>>865728
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>868724
Calli's roommate is too white for 88rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>868559
>stop hallucinating about your imaginary sister
>still neighbors with a literal angel and a fucking dragon
That'd be pretty trippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>865728
naRRATive

[Anonymous No.]

>>865728
Lurk untill the next geological age before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

It is know that Calli has dropped the N-bomb several times. However, she has an actual, for real, N-word pass that she received from Tupac (who is still alive and is an English manager)

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

[Anonymous No.]

>>870940
this is my rrat now too

[Anonymous No.]

thread for hero hei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>857545
>There's already a transsexual in hololive

are you talking about that pink one that sounds like a man that has been smoking too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>

[Anonymous No.]

There are no rrats of unusual size beneath /vt/ sigmar would not allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Yagoo was raped by 5 Gorilla Tenshis in the sweltering heat of 92.

[Anonymous No.]

>>866188
>>866233
This is some next level schizo rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

Rratposting is strong in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857842
>>857892
>>858261
>>859918
>Haachama asserts dominance by killing CN branch
Sasuga, strongest idol.
>>858381
>>865937
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this bot on /a/ threads where they fed memes, hentai dialogue, and story prompts. My favorite was when it created an article about space opera isekai being the next big thing, complete with Hayao Miyazaki talking shit about it. The Jojo Part 9 one was also pretty good.
>>859653
Considering what AI-generated recipes look like, that’s actually a plausible rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Watame...

Did something wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>874705
Meds. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
chuubas did 9/11

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818

[Anonymous No.]

>>857552
Heard a rrat somewhere that she's said nigger on social media a couple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>857863
Fucking juicy

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is merely pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>875788
She said it quite a few times on her roommate's account, but never in an offensive context ("fuck you nigger", etc.). It was always with nigga rather than nigger, and used as a way to address a friend e.g. "what's up my nigga"

[Anonymous No.]

>>876026
Holy shit we need to cleanse idpol obsessed libs on Twitter.
Getting mad someone said "what's up my nigga" is just stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857863
>>859918
mmm, these rrats must be sisters or two faces from the same, bigger rrat

[Anonymous No.]

A couple of the roommate accounts that we know of now are not actually the girls but other random girls who auditioned and went into a partnership with COVER to protect the real talents identity while also gaining a little popularity themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857453
Mel has smaller boobs than her model

[Anonymous No.]

>>858350
>Stop interrupting me
>I'm a grown man
Fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>876665
>>857818
Mel Fakes her breast size, then pops them back up to show how big they really are Man watches YouTube ad about money and invests $1.5 million dollars Man falls asleep and wakes up in Mexico but no one speaks Spanish Guy pokes his eye out, then says its a personal problem Mel tries to help a guy who cannot buy a ticket on American Airlines Man yells profanities at security, removes his pants, then runs into the terminal Mel Fakes that she is a hacker and grabs the private information on an ex-boyfriend’s email

[Anonymous No.]

>>875788
[REDACTED]’s new album be like “ima black person nig-ga rap rap rap”

[Anonymous No.]

>>857818
>While Coco Kiryu was visiting Nanking, she
was accompanied by Otoko Himekawa, the deputy head of mission at the Japanese Embassy in China, and Captain Jo Nakai of the Japanese Naval Police.

This time, though, things would be different.

It was raining, she explained. So the military and police forces decided to deal with the problem by putting the women on the roof of the railway station and tying their hands behind their backs.

"From there, they were released into the darkness of the night to be led to a rail yard for the 'comfort'

[Anonymous No.]

>>879049

As a Takamori shipper, I must say you guys are completely delusional. Not in the sense that Kiara and Mori are the real thing, because it really doesn't matter, but in the sense that you think you've got it all figured out when in fact, you're just biased towards Mori and her GFE content. So let me get this nicely explained in a way that you can understand.
Most of you have your opinions based on the full EN collab streams that happened in the beginning, but not in the actual streams that Kiara and Mori did together, or even in Kiara streams that she mentions Mori or Takamori briefly. Its true that constant thirst Kiara had for Mori during the earlier streams was overbearing and Mori's tsundere "act" was way too harsh, so the dynamic started feeling strained. However, this changed quickly when we heard Mori talking about Kiara's kindness and helpfulness and basically gushing over her and when they collabed with each other after that. Collabs ended up being much more about the little moments they spent together rather than Kiara lusting after Mori. Specially in regards to the content made after the Minecraft collab where they talked about the spa date. After that, we've had Mori setting up "dere moments" which Kiara was mostly oblivious to because she wasn't expecting that from her, we've had Kiara and Mori banter with each other in a friendly rivalry way at times (something quite unexpected for Kiara to some of you), we've had Kiara admit more than once that she and Mori are friends and that people shouldn't bother so much with it because it is something they do to have fun and appreciate each other. I guess the main difference between us and you, is that we see Mori playing up Takamori and we don't deny what she is doing beause we know she is doing it out of her own volition (or maybe because we actually watch the streams, some of you clearly don't).
Kiara and Mori complement each other because they have different personalities, they know this and it often comes out naturally. Not in the "tsundere" way you guys think Mori fails to do, but in Mori's own way. Kiara knows better than anyone how dorky and awkward Mori can be. See her reaction to Mori saying that she didn't watch her MV, she dealt with it just fine and even derailed the argument so she could make Mori laugh and not put pressure on her. But also, Takamori shippers are aware of how awkward Mori can be, but we also don't care about it. Eventually, Mori comes through and does things her own way, like doing the friendship bracelet or admitting that she was lying about not watching the MV because she was shy. No one wants to force Mori to do anything and no one cares, because we know that Mori and Kiara already established the boundaries of their relationship and are fine with the way things are going, but most of all, we actually have fun and enjoy their banter and friendship. Contrary to what you believe, we're not trying to act like this is real or belive that it is real, we just like Kiara and Mori's bond and the way they play with it and have fun with it. We're not trying to rationalize every single stupid fucking thing they do as "oh my god, Mori is uncomfortable, she should shut down Kiara", because we already know that she is not some defenseless dansel in distress that can't say anything for herself, we already know she doesn't care, we already know they planned this dynamic before En even debuted and we already know that she plays with it too while guys could never bring yourselves to admit the tiniest things Mori does in regards to Takamori, even though they are obvious. It was always "forced ship", "Kiara lusting" and "uncomfortable Mori" for you. And now that it is more clear than ever that this is not the case, you're still trying to hold onto this stupid idea of yours because you don't know how to react to Mori's earnest nature right now, so you say "I hope they focus more on the friendship than the forced ship", but let me tell you autists: They already do that, they've been doing that for months, everyone knows this and accepts it, everyone except you fucking idiots that actually believed Kiara's thirst for Mori was completely real and made her uncomfortable, you guys who ironically, thirst for Mori in that uncomfortable way. Congratulations, guys, you're the clowns of this whole story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857719
now you're ready for the next level of rrat
Susan Wojcicki is a haaton.

She has the power to review her own hentai live on youtube, while having youtube kids videos. How else can this be explained. Fucking with her'd be a corporate death sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>857789
the chinese where getting new models too

[Anonymous No.]

>>880985
Can't believe that I read this whole thing, buy if make you feel better Calli then I suppose i'ts okay.

Take this rrat as an apreciation for your time.

[Anonymous No.]

Coco is one of the managers for HoloEN.

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Yagoo is an ultranationalist loyal to the Emperor and plans to summon Izanagi and Izanami in digital form using two vtubers as vessels.

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>>882331
>is an ultranationalist loyal to the Emperor
Wait, this means...
holy shit bros
COVER Corp is basically Arasaka

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>>857453
none of the holos have/had a boyfriend with obvious exception

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>>857453
Cover is secretly owned by 774inc. Both exist solely to feed blood, souls and money into whatever current depraved ritual Nanashi is attempting.

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>>882331
Yagoo is Shingo Takagi?

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>>876665
Short girls with huge breasts are GOAT

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>>881446
>buy if make you feel better Calli then I suppose i'ts okay.

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>>857453
okay here

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>>873329
KWAB

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>>873329
>>884155
Kiara Was Always Bitch

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Begora is from a Christian family, probably Catholic. That's why she builds graves in Minecraft with a cross on them, also explains her aversion to yuribait and horny content (she considers it a sin).

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>>881252
>Susan is a haaton
>Haachama's dad used his political connections to get a controlling share in the japanese youtube branch
>After graduating college all of the stock will be transferred to her and she'll be voted head of the board of directors
>8th day of every month is now haachama day on the front page

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>>865751
shut the fuck up schizo

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>>857818
What the fuck is Ame's problem?

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>>857818

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>>857818

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>>857453
The thing that made Pekora go mental and ragequit for a few days was seeing Mamatsuri has a rigged model even though her manager won't let her get one made for Pekomama.

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>>886316
>white girls

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>>887109
but pekomama isn't even her real mother
i genuinely cannot fathom how a woman can naturally sound that MOTHERLY

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>>887244
>can naturally sound
She was voice acting.

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>>857647
i like this image

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>>887304
that's what i'm saying
it had to be an actor

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>>882958
>Hololive started as an experiment to map and digitize the brain
>SORA is actually the name of the personality program created from a woman who went missing from an idol group in the late 90s
>Yagoo used his female children as the first tests of the personality replacement on infants, only one succeeded
>Gen 1 was an meant to test the program on children with already developed brains, only Akai Haato showed any signs of improvement
>Gen 2 was meant to be a test on adults, but the program was put on hold when SORA was found corrupted
>Several gens were planned to be used to scout for a new personality
>Between the disappearance of Hitomi Chris and resuming the tests, the first Haachama incident caused most of their investors to pull funding
>After losing the Chinese government's resources in the second Haachama incident, Yagoo was forced to announce to the public that Cover was now a full time entertainment company

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>>868970
even if she was asian or half like joji I don't think they'd want to sign her

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>>857545
>mori is female to male
Fuck it makes sense

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>>865751
Holy shit you have bad taste in rrats

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>>870940
Sold

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>Actually there is a daughter of one of major investors in Holos.
You know, that one. that most overrated one...

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>>857691
Holy shit this rrat, THIS RRAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>857691
>Long lost daughter×mother yuri incest
H-hot!

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>>890745
Sora is YAGOO's Imouto

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>>890745
Haato?

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>>891044
Haato is underrated

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>>857691
For this rrat to work we have to set some things:

So we have to assume Korone got baited and had the child at a very early age (12-15?), pedo gets arrested, she abandons child, Koro then is about 32-35+ and meets 20+ Okayu, realization sets in, and then develops a heavy reliance on her to the point of actual skinship to latter get into romantic feelings and yuribait made on purpose to satisface her mixed bag of motherly and lesbian feelings.

Damn.

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>>857730
You realize the ban killed almost all gacha promos, gacha sponsored streams make disgusting amounts of money, im talking two to three hundred times normal per viewer and that is only including what they pay during the stream.

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>>891182
I love it, parental incest yuri is exquisitely based.
Now just one last question remains... Who was the father?

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>>865515
I always thought it was the other way around, Kiara is straight who pretend to be bi for views, Calli went along with it because she through she was straight but over time she starting having real feelings she is in denial over

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>>891182
>a heavy reliance
hehe

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>>891328
Mel's manager a.k.a watame's father

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>>891346
damn bro I kinda feel bad lmfao how u gonna just do her like that

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None of the girls are actually japanese, they only learned the language to appeal to otakus and drain the money they saved up for figurines

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>>890745
Watame?

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>>891328
A relative of YAGOO, reason why he let Koro and Oka enter Holo, he feels guilty for the actions of his relative who dishonored Koro and his family, this also explains why they got into Hololive Gamers, that way they only needed to play videogames, they just so happened to have Idol potential later on.

>W-What the fuck is this rrat

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Here's my rrat:
>Hololive talents are under strict instructions not to reveal they have COVID-19 as youtube is a brainlet and tags the videos as not ad-friendly.

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>>891612
Not true, covid isn't real.

Covid is actually a ploy by the Chinese to keep westerners stuck at home. When they are at home they are distracted by Vtubers and they give money to Cover which is the *cover* for a pan-asiatic human trafficking ring centred in china.

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>>891575
Wait people...

Has any of the girls confessed to lack a father for "absent" reasons?

Maybe we can expand this rrat into said direction.

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Noel is a sleeper agent sent in by the CIA to japan in order to subvert the Japanese government. joining Hololive gets her one step closer to her goal, as her huge tits will persuade the masses into distrusting the government.

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>>875788
She deleted the tweets saying nigga early in September. There's still screen caps from archived threads if you want to check.

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[Shion] and Gura don't get along. It's all bullshit. Here's what happened, there was a big new years party, before actual new years, all the Holos we're flowed in, it was supposed to be a big celebration thing, because of all the succes that year. Gura got drunk and she git a little handsy with a guy there, they ended up going to a love hotel, turns out that guy was Shion's fiance, they had been some problems in the relationship they were working at, but then Gura came in all drunk and fucked Shions to be husband. Next morning she went to confront them, slapped Gura in the face, called her a whore and broke up with her fiance on the spot and ran away, the fiance called Gura a whore too and blamed her for breaking up his yet to be marriage. She went back to the room and got drunk again and cried. That video is just management trying to create a fake narrative to make sure fans think they are ok with each other. Gura isn't doing great because after that all the jp holos treated her differently, one of them even went up to her and told her "dont send me collab invites, i don't wanna collab with prostitutes", this made Gura cry again. She feels terrible about it but its not like she can take it back. It's also why you wont see much Gura/Jp collabs. The EN holos are trying to just not talk about it but its awkward as fuck. Shion is still heartbroken about it, and some of the JP holos have become good friends and a shoulder to cry on over this whole mess. In the Jp, in private convos they don't even say gura anymore, they just "shark whore". Anyway that's what i heard. Lots of drama.

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>>892387
Lol source? I can fap to that

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>>892387
That is just the fault of a shitty translation, Gura is hated and called a shark whore but that because of a different reason, that has to do with all her abortions.
It was Emilia who fucked Shions fiance as she wanted big dick and he was only guy there that was half JP so has a higher chance of having a decent size but it turns out his dick was tiny even by JP standards and at the end of the night she fucked him publicly with a strap on, that is why Shion broke up with him.

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>>887389
Voice acting retard, like all the hololive girls do. None of them talk in their normal voices on stream.

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>>895665
This isn't exclusive to vtubers. Damn near every internet personality is putting on a voice to some degree, some moreso than others. Usually increasing pitch a bit, or at least being peppier/speaking with more inflection than usual.

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Every single member of Hololive is voiced by the same person.

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>>857453
>Korone is divorced, and his willingness to play games on stream for hours it´s just her way of coping with the fact that she gave her best years to a man that left her.
>Matsuri was abused as a child, which is why she got fat and why she it´s so emotionally fragile and hypersexual. She likes lolicon manga not because she wants to fuck lolis, but because the trauma made it so she can pnly get off to lolis being abused. The incident also made her hate men and that´s why she likes reverse ryona
>Rushia is a GigaStacy in real life who actually despises her audience but manipulates them for financial gain
>Pekora is a Stacy too, but a good hearted one
>Sora hates her job as vtuber but keeps doing it because she can´t land VA roles
>Moona has had sex with more men than anyone in hololive
>Everyone hates Yagoo and Cover but remain there for financial security

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>>857730
>Coco makes them more money on her own than all of Bilibili did lmao
lol no, and even if that was the case, Cover lost way more than just BB, burning the bridge with China also means closing the door to collaborations/sponsorships with lots of popular chinese gacha. Remember the Azur Lane collab? never happening again.
The only reason Cover didn´t get rid of Coco was because the PR disaster that would cause would actually be a bigger problem, since it would piss a lot of people off whether or not they like Coco.

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>>857453
The girls is force to mention and create story/meme about Yagoo to make him a popular and sympathetic figure so that anytime Cover make a yab people is willing to side with the company since 'lol man with failed dream do no wrong"

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>>896158
Now this i can get behind

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>>896100
>Azur Lane collab? never happening again.
Do you know any Azur Lane collab that happened again? Me neither

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>>858350
>her parents found out, ecause she's fucking an underage boy

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>>896158
That's actually good

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>>857691
I like this rrat. Imagine

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>>896100
It was implied that multiple talents strong-armed management and basically said ''if Coco goes we all go'', so they never had any option to drop her.

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>>866264
Superchat it

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>>896478
I am not talking about a rerun for the collab, I am talking about more collabs like that, either with AL or other games like Girls Frontline or even Genshin Impact.

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>>857453
Vtubers are unemployable for real jobs so they has no option but to continue, that why we have so few graduations in JP Hololive

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>>857552
What the fuck i love calli now

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>>885708
Based and I want to believe it but the lewd thumbnails tho.

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>>895932
>She likes lolicon manga not because she wants to fuck lolis, but because the trauma made it so she can pnly get off to lolis being abused
Who says she can't both self-insert into the loli and also want to fuck them?

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>>895932
>She likes lolicon manga not because she wants to fuck lolis, but because the trauma made it so she can pnly get off to lolis being abused.

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>>899373
Maybe I just lack imagination, but I don´t see how a girl can self insert into a man in a hentai manga.
Keep mind that every single Manga Matsuri claims to like are all straight loli. Never lesbian loli.

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I don't even know what a rrat is.

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>>901131
Ogey

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>>901088
matsuri gives me that little girl that hugs you but also buries her face in your dick while you're talking to her parents vibes.
I been't there you just gotta ignore it, maybe give head pats they love those.

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>>899373

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>>901131
Lurk More fgt

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>>901131
Na(rrat)ive

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>>882331
>2 chuubas
>not one which is two

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What exactly is a rrat?

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>>902066
a rodent

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>>902066
holy shit

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>>868776
Calli killed 2pac and stole his rhymes book.

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>>887533
Haachama 3rd Impact

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>>902066
Lurk untill Shiva destroys the universe

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>>902066
Ogey

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>>857818
Towa have a boyfriend.

No wonder Towa was so aloof.

And you would not believe how condescending his is!

It's not like he was going to mention that he was gay, but he made it seem like Towa was the only person who would understand him because of his sexual orientation.

Not that the society here would accept that.

He even pretended like he was some chick.

I found myself sighing a little.

I wonder if my grandfather would believe me?

His eyes remained so shiny from his diabetes, that I don't think he would think

Shit sounds like a Niki song lyrics

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>>903263

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Ayame and Shion don't stream as much as the rest because they're depressed after how popular EN got and have to go to mental wellness checkups at hospitals due to their suicide attempts and these visits take up valuable stream time

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Okayu is the only partner Korone has ever had, and they're married but have not announced it yet.

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>>903949
They can't be married. They're both girls.

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>>901643
>One WHich is Two
HAACHAMA??????

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>>874329
>My favorite was when it created an article about space opera isekai being the next big thing, complete with Hayao Miyazaki talking shit about it.
Do you have an archive of that? Spit my drink from laughter.
/a/ was a mistake, Hayao Miyazaki.

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Vtubers are run by the elite. Zoomers and Millenials were an untapped market since they won't buy what boomers did, gemstones and houses. So they found a way to tap into the isolated loneliness internet losers have to make them throw money at the rich people again but more directly. Yagoo bows down to the bogdanoffs

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>>902433
March 3rd

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>>895932
>Matsuri was abused as a child, which is why she got fat and why she it´s so emotionally fragile and hypersexual. She likes lolicon manga not because she wants to fuck lolis, but because the trauma made it so she can only get off to lolis being abused. The incident also made her hate men and that´s why she likes reverse ryona.

Anon, Judas(Tia) likes the same stuff and she definitely did not get assaulted, it just so happens that some people are weird, some others get weird because of trauma, if anything, she might like the loli stuff because of bullying and school life rejection, pretty much 50% or more of weebs life story, specially if they were from the times in which anime liking caused social death.

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>>895932
>Rushia is a GigaStacy in real life who actually despises her audience but manipulates them for financial gain
>Pekora is a Stacy too, but a good hearted one
>Sora hates her job as vtuber but keeps doing it because she can´t land VA roles

this is not even a rrat, just obvious facts

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>>904719
Some "people" here unironically believe Rushia likes her fans.
Some also believe Pekora is shy for real.
Not saying I agree with them, I am just saying it isn´t as obvious as you would believe.

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>>903729
What the fuck
this is just retelling of an actual event

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>>904719
>Sora hates her job as vtuber but keeps doing it because she can´t land VA roles

Eh, reminds me of the Gurazawa rrat that tells, basically, she could not get into professional VA or singing despite her unique voice and small appearance (she claims to be small in streams)which would be an instant sell point in jp mainland (if she knew japanese which she does not, kek), tried for a long time with zero luck and basically fell into a massive alcoholic depression for YEARS until the Hololive rabbit hole caught her.

This one gets supported by the fact that Gura mentions about drinking lots of coffee, which recovering alcoholics consume in questionable quantities as a coping mechanism to avoid drinking and sometimes even forget about their depressive thoughts, reason why she did not shut her mouth during her first month of streaming.

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>>866188
>>866233
He might be a schizo poster but he's a great doujin writer in the making

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>>857888
is she actually a roo? i thought she only there to visit, not actually born there

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Kson enabled membership on her YouTube channel because Coco is going to graduate soon

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>be an INNK diva
>have IRL carrier, but not popular enough
>want to taste the worldwide carrier too, but can't do much engrish
>see a retarded stalker carbonated-water Idol in Hololive putted in padestal by her kouhai, desperately try to socialize.
>sympathy.png
>get close to her and be her friend
>took his virginity
>she invite you to play in holo-saba mingkraft
>the fack is this pixelated autistic children game?
>still come anyway out of boredom
>see the view count of the stream
>ahh_kono_chansu_da.jpg
>check the other autistic mengkraft holo schedule, in menhera way
>target lock on sheep
>casually met her in the holo-saba
>got clipped by kaigai-gaijin
>all according to keikaku
>got lot of global subs from there
>ask Yagoo for new model
>rejected
>put on JAV Idol outfit and ask Yagoo for new model and a 3d concert
>got actually that
>stream got 2x views than normal
>check twitter, got lot of retweet
>check 2ch and 4chan, ton of new fans
>check reddit, close reddit
>tears come of happiness
>kneel upon the big poster photo frame in the wall, lit the candles
>photo in frame is Yogiri from HoloCN
>start praying
>promise you will avenge her dead and spread the cult to the entire world
>masturbate

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>>908123
if it was about the money she would never fucking graduate coco, thats the stupidest movie possible

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>>908372
Who said she would graduate Coco and not management doing it?

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>>896158
>>897132

These are probably the most believeable desu. A lot of holos are just former ethots.

They could probably leverage themselves in the entertainment industry to find better roles but lack the network/know-how to actually make the jump.

Which is why someone like Mori will probably graduate first (say two years from now) after Cover step on her toes too many times with regards to her music. (this isn't even really a rat, just a reality of the music industry and I expect music being a second order priority for Cover, will fail, at some point to give Calli proper latitude).

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Vshojo/Indie hardliners are the ones behind annoying fruit posting

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>>908514
I cant even imagine the absolute shitstorm that Cover would unleash if they forced Coco to graduate. Honestly I'd end my memberships and stop watching Hololive entirely and I probably watch 1-2 hours of her content a week, her hardcore fans would actually go ballistic.

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Wait why was >>891328 removed?

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>>914876
good bye bye redditors

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>>915190
i asked a tranny to kill himself in the artemis thread, my bad

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>>901274
>nii-chan your lap is so biiiiiig

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>>908123
and here i am thinking maybe she just likes money and its no big deal

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>>902066
its both the actual narrative and the one spreading it.

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>>902066
ogey

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I am currently tied up against my will in Korone's basement as her replacement for the 4 kids taken in her divorce

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>>902066
lurking is good, i encourage everyone who is new to this community to lurk as we all once did in order to pick up on the language and culture
my original reply was "FUCKING LURK MORE" but im choosing to be less mean

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>>857818
Choco's cooking for the special occasion, of course. A few of us went to the local school to watch. Choco was in a beautiful wedding dress, looking radiant. I filmed the reception as well, because Choco was in a wheelchair. I think she got lots of attention.

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Korone becomes increasingly heartbroken about the loss of her 7 children every day.

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>>916421
Where they killed by the yakuza?

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>>916530
No the police got them in the crossfire

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Mizuryu Kei is unfortunately being respected by Cover and is now trying to rewrite Hololive Alternative. They don't want to use the story-boards that he assisted with.
Much of the story is written by fags that barely watch Hololive, and if they do, it's Fubuki mainly. This will lead to many continuity errors within its own made up alternative universe. They have already shoehorned in Hololive Myth, giving a terribly tiny synopsis and making them completely irrelevant (with the exception of Calliope, who is aiding the Hololive Myth Lore section only slightly)
They already wrote lines and attitudes for Hololive EN's next generation, but alot of it was already written Mizuryu. They were already cardboard cut-outs, now they are just a smile and name. Which will be pretty good, considering the girls haven't officially debuted yet.

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>>919584

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>>858524
Mori, is that you?

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>>858524
>before
O g e y

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>>920288
>he hasn't been kissed by his oshi during a stream
Pitiful

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>>920412
pshhh bro I watched like every gfe that there was on valentines day LATER VIRGINS

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>>908039
I think she has family in Australia, though they may be English.

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