/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to believe that 18k people find it unironically entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
cope

[Anonymous No.]

shut up faggot this is kino

[Anonymous No.]

At least I'm not a furry

[Anonymous No.]

Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
The entire nation of germany finds this entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Regularly +25k people watch every M*rine stream this is nothing. There's just so many retards out there

[Anonymous No.]

what a stupid bitch she cant do nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Frog in a well.

[Anonymous No.]

I AM AN OWL AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8749371
You and your furfag in chief wouldn't know kino if it slapped you in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
What happened to, "They will drop the kayfabe and comfotably be themselves don't worry about it." cope Holofags? Still doing these attempts at dumb theme games and forcing the flimsy lore into everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
*comfortably

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
Blame management

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Their first few streams will always be packed regardless of content. Except Sana because nobody wants to watch a nigger talk about muh stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Stop complaining about what other people watch. You just end up sounding bitter and jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
1. Hasn’t streamed as much as the others, so people still curious.
2. Not competing against other Holo EN for her current spot.
3. People simply are going by her having many subs. People mostly follow the crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
It hasn't even been a week

[Anonymous No.]

I should say though, that she could become popular even if it makes no sense to us. People have different opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
God, she's so cute. I wish Petra has at least half of her charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Games boring as fuck but she's good background noise, so seethe more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Seethe harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
It is ok to be skeptical no matter what the zoomers tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
So every time you started a new job you were immediately caught up in 1 week? It takes like half a year to get comfortable you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
She makes cute noises. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Better than Selen at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
I didn't think threads like this got posted here.
why the fuck does this place exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
It's great cope harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780187

[Anonymous No.]

>oh that guy kinda reminds me of my bf
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781109
Leave lmao
>>8780103
Like that other anon said, blame the new autistic manager who thinks this shit will bring in a new audience, make sure you tweet at omegashit how you feel about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780187
I wish she was talking about stars, she has no fucking actual knowledge about astronomy and is just an astrology thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
You're overcomplicating people taking interest in videogames and not drawing a conclusion in less than a day. It's no biggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
You will never be a woman.
You will never be in Hololive.
Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

OwlCucked by the Owl

[Anonymous No.]

What's funny is that there are actually a lot more people than that watching.
Based on how much the ENs lost in December, this stream had over 27k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
game is boring as shit but she's fucking adorable so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

she has a cute voice and her retardation kind of compliments her cuteness. i think this is the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

She shouldn't really have more subs than Sana. It's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

why do so many of these girls make that "hah-hah-hah-hah" panting noise? where did they get it from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
>A cute girl playing a difficult autism game and slowly learning
How isn't this fun? Its the only type of streaming of these type of games that is even fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
"Bro you don't understand, I'm watching it ironically, I don't like this stream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781353
Debunked yesterday, check the last 15-20 or so minutes of the watchalong.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u4nwWrLMkvg

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781543
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780985
Why is Hololive getting talents that need half a year to get acclimated? I thought they were the best of the best? They should be getting people that are instantly entertaining from day one. This is just cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
Someone is salty their Nijinigress got rejected from joining the big boys club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
How does Hololive actually screen this girls rather than the Fangays being cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
It's the same for every job/career you asshat, have you never even had a real job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
>>8781867
Perfect is boring, witnessing their character development and the pay-off is part of the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781774
You don't know that the live views have been heavily nerfed since December?

[Anonymous No.]

It's gonna be a month or so of people defending these 2view-tier streams, but if she doesn't improve, they're all gonna leave. Debut buff is really strong, but it wears off eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
She's western Aqua in development. Better believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't understand little sister experience then just move on to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

The sad part is that this was probably the most entertaining stream she's done. She was actively sabotaging each previous one she was part of but here she somehow got some laughs out of me. Still have no idea why she was hired tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782222
Quads of truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779920
No I still thought it was incredibly boring and she is too retarded to actually play the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782344
It would have been boring if she knew how to actually play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782121
I believe that something akin to an 'enigma-buff' exists where so long as a chuuba doesn't open up people will watch just out of curiosity for when they do drop personal stories and whatnot. I feel like early Gura had a lot of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782065
Mate, she willingly signed up for an audition. That was basically her tacit admission that she had what it took to join Hololive right then. Why would she audition if she needed an additional 6 months to get ready? If the problem was total streaming inexperience, then she had months of pre-debut training to get comfortable with all the tools - OBS, overlays, L2D, etc. What she has here, though, is a total deficit of charisma and presence. Even if she becomes the second coming of Gura and Kizuna respectively within a few months, it's still a fault of Cover's scouting that they got someone so grass-green and boring out of like 50k applicants IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782255
personally i don't see gura's appeal beyond cute voice and avatar, which the same exact thing applies here. beyond that i have no idea why anyone watches either of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781353
>she has no fucking actual knowledge about astronomy and is just an astrology thot
Don't say anything if you don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782065
nta but yeah i had and i was able to perform my task without having other people babysit me. onboarding doesn't take 1 year, it's usually 1-2 weeks. she should at least have some basic skills and potential to be entertaining. she has none of that, she's literally acting like someone forced to stream without any prior experience. there's 0 potential in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780877
>background noise
like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Selenposters desperately trying to shit on holoEN2 so people don't forget their shit oshi
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782651
So you admit you've never had a job.
There's more to it than "I've done something like this before therefor I'll immediately get the hang of it."
It's not 6 months because she doesn't know what she's doing, it's because she needs to acclimate to all the differences from how it was for her before. I doubt she ever had nearly this amount of viewers, never had to get permissions, or deal with this company shit, etc. before. Starting any new job, even if it's very close to your previous one will always be stressful as fuck.
Stop living off your autism bucks and find out for yourself, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781171
Based eromanga cropper.

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't understand the kino
https://youtu.be/ODUz01IkwxA

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
This is how I feel about clockfags. Kronii is boring as fuck. Im 100% sure they just watch to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782929
Kronii is actually able to play a game without acting like a mouth breathing retard.The Owltard can't even change the audio.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my brain damaged wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783068
im more entertained by a mouthbreather than a woman who plays games worse than a man and has nothing else to add

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the JP equivalent of owl?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm gonna wait until management stops with this lore shit before I judge EN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783284
blame omegaalpha, clearly some autistic tranny lorefag manager on a power trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782929
>masturbate
You don't need to masturbate in Kronii stream anon, you just coom naturally as she speak.

[Anonymous No.]

I am genuinely seething at how popular she is for no fucking reason.
Generic boring seiso YAWN personality, badly rigged, a shit tier debut, shit tier post-debut streams, technical issues, boyfriend yab.
And people just continue circlejerking her.

Don't even pretend like "DUDE WHAT IF WE DID BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES AND BROWN CLOTHES AND BROWN BROWN BROWN" is a good design either.
I swear to god this bitch put the entire planet under a magic spell where they just worship her for no fucking reason and become too retarded to realize how shit she is. Even before debut everyone was forcing the meme that she's best girl for literally no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779943

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783431
She's really fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783431
Sorry you didn't get in. You'll reach 3 views someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783156
You just described the owltard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781946
NijiEN nigress? Where? My bad that spacenigger is in HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783361
Yeah thats what I thought, people dont watch her for content entertainment, they watch her just because of the voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782873
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783571
no shit sherlock im saying owl is better than clock because her retardation is entertaining. clock has nothing of value if youre not an incel coomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783273
aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>Girl says "I don't know what the fuck I am doing when playing this game"
>Title says "What am I am even doing?" and has her with question marks on her head
>Anon the massive faggot gets in and is like WAIT SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
Yes nigger, that is what makes it cute, I am here for the streamer not for the game, and the more she fails the more cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it time, she will be Anya tier when saviorfags get tired of her fake personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
If Spore can be entertaining, I'm sure this can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783818
How the fuck is the owl entertaining?She is utterly generic and boring and so fucking slow that you may as well watch the vod at 2x speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782873
>I doubt she ever had nearly this amount of viewers, never had to get permissions, or deal with this company shit, etc.
And? Again, why are they picking people that would get flustered at all of this stuff? Mumei knowingly signed up to be an entertainer; she must've thought she had what it took to seamlessly integrate into Hololive. She knew she would be dealing with large viewership, corporate red tape, the like. None of your excuses justify the absolute banality of her streams.

Hololive is supposed to be the best of the best. They're supposed to get people who exude charisma, who fit the entertainment industry like a glove, and don't fold at the slightest hint of adversity. Did the holoEN scouters actually think Mumei fit this description? If so, then they need to get the fucking boot posthaste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Do you also refuse to believe that kids / pets clips are popular too? They are essentially the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
Kiara should be our only Holobird, this new Gen really pisses me off. Kiara is right to be mad at the new gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784191
>the egg cries out in pain as it strikes at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
wait 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

alot of people saying her retardation/cluesness/etc is entertaining
So literally she's a doormat with hololive logo on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780187
So if she's a nigger, why does she have tanlines in form of stars on her shoulder? Did she discover the secret to skin whitening?

[Anonymous No.]

>her mere existence causes seething to those without the mental capacity to understand that people can like things that they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
brand loyality is bullshit. if you don't like her don't watch her. there's probably like 8K zombies in there who literally don't care how boring the stream is, they'll click on "LIVE" streams when it's from a hololive member, regardless of who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781445
We need an owlcuck support group thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784049
>might as well watch the vod at 2x speed
i couldnt even say this about clock because there is zero reason to watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782065
Selen was fun since day 1, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781758
She may be really knowledgeable about astronomy and physics, I have no problem with and even respect it
But here first was comparing fucking bread with zodiac signs. She knows jacks shit about astrology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784478
You must be gay or asexual then

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784375
Loving your pomposity, faggot. You holofags are so predictable; if she wasn't in Hololive, you'd look at her like you would gum on your shoe. You know you CAN'T refute this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784375
SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784692
go watch porn cumbrain

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784692
>Woman imitates sounding like a man
>Youre gay if you dont like it
uhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784579
Is the only person you guys can tout is Selen? How about the rest?? Fauna was great right off the bat. Kronii is hilarious. Just because one of the girls is struggling doesn't mean shit. They saw some potential and trust that she can do something with the fame so they took her in. She's making an orginal song so she's obviously the musical holo out of the five

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784690
>>her mere existence causes seething to tribalfags who can't enjoy vtubers for who they are

[Anonymous No.]

this whole hobby is literally a cute girl doing something and you'll have an innumerable amount of people to defend whatever they do unless it's behind a different brand logo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784690
NOOO BROS WHY ISNT IT ROSEMI THERE NOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784690
>you'd look at her like you would gum on your shoe
I'd only do that to Finana because she'd enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I thought you faggots were exaggerating this is kino
Did she have a stroke? Did she ever address this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
if i remember correctly Cover said they really wanted "multi-talented chubas"
Shachi can sing, can draw, knows some jp, is a gamer and owns 1m subscribers yt channel, so not that surprised they accepted

still a real boring of chuba though

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785088
Noooo she was acting it was all an act

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784357
She is a like toddler with Hololive logo on her, yes. What’s wrong about it? Didn’t you enjoy cheering your kids on as they started learning to play with toys? This is basically the same thing, but much less stressful since you don’t need to worry that she might put her toys in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784991
Why don't you ask Omegatranny, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Replace Sana, owl, and nature thot with Rosemi, Selen, and Pomu

don't even pretend this isn't an upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785104
>is a gamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
Fuck, no. The only one who can stand there is Selen. You are retarded if you think Rosemi is more entertaining than Sana, or Petra is better than Owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
its actually insane how popular selen would've been if she were a holofag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779920
>The entire nation of germany finds this entertaining.

0/10, not Farming Simulator or Eurotruck Simulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
I refuse to let go of Rosemi, she's happy where she is right now. I'm pretty sure the other 2 feel the same. But yeah, it would be a huge upgrade.

>>8785744
Rosemi alone shits on owl and clock whore, people are too busy jerking off to their design/voice to admit that. Every stream feels special since she actually cares about having a good time with her viewers instead of clocking in streamtime and going offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785773
> chink
Yea, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785104
How can anyone look at this stream and still believe thay she is Shachi, tnough? Owl seems pretty inexperienced in streaming seeing it took her almost 30’ to get her sounds working. Unless she is some super talented actress, it doesn’t sound right if she was Shachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>8786063
No she's shachi, it's an act, she was acting it was all fake it was all pretend she fooled you, she fooled everyone good

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785624
ok ok but we will see soon
https://twitchtracker.com/shachimu/games

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785952
She's from Hong Kong, actually. If you still persist in calling her a chink, then you're in support of the One China Policy. Now, on a more veracious note, don't you have a chuuba with a boyfriend to seethe over? She probably gurgles on his balls and receives a fat load before doing her GFE ASMR streams, lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
The owl only needs to hang in there for a month and then Kiara will come and save her from irrelevancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785891
> Rosemi alone shits on owl and clock whore, people are too busy jerking off to their design/voice to admit that. Every stream feels special since she actually cares about having a good time with her viewers instead of clocking in streamtime and going offline.
It doesn’t really help if something as basic as “actually cares about having a good time with her viewers instead of clocking in streamtime and going offline” is your first thought when someone said she isn’t entertaining enough, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>8786391
>Apex
YEAH BABY. World domination continues. I hope she's absolutely terrible at the game and rages

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
>replace [holo], [holo], [holo], with [niji], [niji], [niji]
i'd rather eat my own shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
HABEEB IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784690
Yes, yes. I love Hololive. I am loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8786440
I mean i thought what I said suggests that I don't agree with the person saying she isn't entertaining but sure, I will spell it out for you:
I disagree, I think she's extremely entertaining because she actually puts a lot of effort into making her streams interesting. There ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8786592
This. I will never watch someone in nijisanji for any reason. I lose nothing by doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
Lmao Sana>NijiEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>8786392
Hong Kong is part of China and has been for over 2 decades, since Britain handed it to China. You are confusing 2 different things, HK is a special administrative region that is losing it's rights granted to it as a special region within China and Taiwan is the de facto independent state that China claims ownership of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8783606
I mean Nigress of soul not of skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
I liked the forklift bit, the digging part waas fucking boring

[Anonymous No.]

mumei made me like kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784632
Astrology is pure white girl retardation so she is doing it justice by memeing on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8787771
Astrology is a from of divination that exist and has been developed since the dawn of humanity, and always had an important role in esoterism.
Now if we want to bash on modern retardation and New Age bullshit "muh crystal energy healing", I'm all for it, I find it stupid as much as the next guy; but memeing on astrology is not doing it justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
bro it's owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788235
ok Jennifer

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788235
So has reading entrails. Just because a superstition is old doesn't mean it's not retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Another fox and grapes thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788235
>Astrology always had an important role in esoterism
kys immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788335
It's not about it being retarded or not, it's about it being culturally rich and significant.
I'm pretty sure there are more interesting things to say about a given star and its meaning than the top 10 of kinds of breads it looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788685
Because I'm talking about esoterism or because you think I'm wrong about astrology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788335
Old good
New bad
RETVRN TO TRADITION

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785560
Sana alone mogs the shit out of NijiEN, and I adore Selen

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788235
holy based, let the fedoras seethe

Astrology is interesting both from humanist, historic and occult perspectives.

>>8785560
you don't need to replace X with Y, just watch whoever you like, it's not rocket science. Fuck numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789112
for using words too long for ameritard brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>8782834
Selen is trans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779866
I don't know how to cope...

[Anonymous No.]

theyd eat shit on a plate if it had the cover logo on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8785744
They said Pomu, not Petra (though at the rate she's going Petra's starting to look like an adequate replacement for owl too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
The girl thought she was going to play a city builder just to discover she instead got an autism sim. This was amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788235
ok hermione

[Anonymous No.]

>>8792535
Please stop. I dont want another Shiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
I know you're just shitposting, but it's been 5 days. You should wait at least a week or so to start acting retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8794092
What happened with Shiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>8794092
anon please speak up

[Anonymous No.]

SEAniggers got BTFO’d so hard in the collab thread that they’re doubling down on the retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795397
>>8795770
>they don't know

[Anonymous No.]

are there any flight sim oshi's that aren't babinkus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779943
Here’s your (You), marine schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
>Bland and disorganised streamer
>scuffkino scuffkino she's the EN Aqua aahh she's so cute I love my brain damaged retard I'm gonna SAAAAAAVE
There are no standards anymore. A nice voice will let you get away with anything. People will happily eat shit if they get to be contrarian.
>Mumei sucks, and here's why that's a *good* thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8796575

[Anonymous No.]

>>8796517
But isnt she a girl? I didnt eat a load of cum for a guy right?
I cant believe he made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry i'm so fucking ashamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8797243
The only thing that matters is if you support this smile anon. Protect it. Love it. Spread it around.

Shiki LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8797055
based
t. ex-owlfag
her design is still top-tier tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>8779757
>I cannot accept that other people enjoy things that I do not
suicide, anon. suicide. you're not going to successfully force your meme of her being bad, so just end it.
>>8780103
>why are they playing things other than what I want them to this is clearly kayfabe reeee
take your meds, fuckboy.
>>8781286
>c-clearly it's that ωα faggot at fault for them not playing what I want!
>
>>8784191
>she's so maaaaaaad!
stop projecting, faggot.
>>8786978
ogey zhang, you keep living in your delusion that a distinctively-cultured citystate and the last refuge of the legitimate chinese government are property of your master. we'll see how that goes for you in a decade or two when the already-formed cracks in the ccp regime tear it apart.
>>8797055
stop replying to yourself, OP, it's really bad form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8797243
It's just rrats dont worry about it.
She used to want to transition to male but decided that being female and a tomboy is better and stuck with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8797110
rip king

[Anonymous No.]

>>8784579
Yeah, that shrieking laugh injected after every other word is so fun. Like Kiara!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789955
nice bait, even her art is fucking awful
>look at me draw the same face and eyes for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8780103
Stop inhaling the hopium
She is not the choosen one for RTA
That's how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>8781867
>I thought they were the best of the best?
is this how everyone views hololive nowadays? fuck that's so weird to think about, i still see them as a starter company that's a bit scuffed, who sometimes make funny random eksdee quirks from time to time.